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Though the fall of Port Arthur will 3KJt end the -war, It will relieve Im mensely the long- strain to which Japan fcs been subjected. The courage, spirit and resolution she has shown In press ing mis siege never have been sur passed, in the course of iiuman history. It Is doubtful If another nation on the - globe could have done what Japan has accompushed, -within the period of about ten months. For no other na tion could have brought up to this seat of war the forces necessary; and the troops of no other would have yielded to the sacrifice or paid the price. Japan's -advantage in being near the eat of war was Inestimable to her; and the absolute insensibility of her sol diers to danger and death Is a phe nomenon new, in these times, to the na tions of the world. The price she has ipald, for Port Arthur, may never be known. She has grimly pursued her !"ork and made no reports on it Judges of such affairs in war have expressed the opinion that the siege of Port Ar thur, even "before these last operations, had cost Japan more than 100,000 men. Japan took Port Arthur from China. iryXovember, 1894, after a siege of some i-''jmimtty: "Russia. hoCkirl Jitt f"r .tennlne in. demand. 14. htjpn should surrender the snww wfa jw-uBiim; wnereupon .Russia, Ktlil supportedby France and! Germany, made a treaty with China" for. lease of the port to iRussia, for a railway and commercial station. -Russia was not to fortify the port nor garrison the coun try. But no sooner was she in posses sion than she began to do both. Here. i too. sho mm 4n noaltlnn to nreoi imnn Corea and to control her policy. Japan remonstrated, but Sussia treated her protests with indifference. Japan pressed most insistently, but Russia's attitude was one of contempt, affected or real. Finally Japan sent an -ulti snatutn, and, getting no answer, fol lowed it by war, for which she had been making preparation eight or nine years. The indemnity which China had paid her bad enabled her to prepare a xtaval force, the necessary key to all iier operations. Finding she could get do answer out of Russia, Japan, on the 9t of February, 1004, began the war by an attack on the Russian fleet at Che mulpo. A blockading fleet at once shut Port Arthur in; the Japanese hastily pushed in land forces, which had been prepared for the emergency, and the iand siege of Port Arthur began Mas ai. Since then it has been at all times closely invested. Powerful armies from Japan were pushed on into the Llao Tung Peninsula, and on up towards Mukden, to prevent relief of Port Ar thur by Russian armies from the north; and after a series of terrible conflicts, lasting more than, a month, the advanc ing forces of Russia -were thrown back on Mukden, where they have since been held as in a vise by a great Japanese army. It is now "Winter in those re gions, and the climate is severe; but as soon as possible the armies of Japan, relieved from care of Port Arthur, will be reinforced and pushed forward In offensive movement on the Russians at and about Mukden. Terrible fighting will follow there. But Japan, having taken Port Arthur, will not stop till she has mad a supreme effort for ex pulsion of the Russians from Man churia. Whatever may happen, Russia will never occupy Port Arthur again. The siege and capture of Port Arthur has been the most strenuous feat of arms of our times. That Japan has been able to roll back the armies of Russia and capture this stronghold shows that a new force has entered the world with the advent of Japan. It Is a fresh and new starting-point for history. Under Japan's direction China may be organized for powerful effort. In directions that cannot yet be deter mined, and the races of the Orient may y.eJttake & large and leading part In -Tfceaffairs of the world. r. and Mrs. Chadwick are, among other things, a lachrymose pair. The former bursts into tears when shown into the presence of his -wife; she not to be outdone, weeps copiously at the sight of his tears and later they weep in concert, refusing to be comforted. Just what this lavish flow of tears will accomplish in getting the twain out of the ugly predicament that one of them at least is in. it is hard to sec. A woman Is expected to weep when over taken by stress of folly or misfortune, and her tears usually excite a measure of pity. A man in tears under such circumstances is quite another matter, asd one who meets vicissitude, however distressing, with a "burst of tears," ex cites contempt by reason of the weak ness disclosed. Let us hope that Jfr. Chadwick will speedily dry his eyes and insturdy, manly .fashion' champion his -wife's cause, even though he can not effect a compromise with his intel ligence that will enable him to put im plicit trust in her story. COLORADO'S TROUBLE. ' It is certain that great frauds were perpetrated In Colorado in the recent election. Indeed It has long been aVus tom in Colorado. Denver has been the chief seat of this industry; but It has extended also to many other parts of the state. It has been one of the meth ods by which,. the Democratic machine, since the subsidence qf the silver craze, has held its power in' Colorado. It has stuffed ballot-boxes even beyond need, through sheer "wanton lu3t of ballot-box stuffing. This criminal machine, natur ally, has been an ally of the outlawed Western Federation of MinersHthat has been expelled from Colorado ' for the state's good, as previously It was ex pelled from Idaho for its crimes. Den ver has Jong been In control of the ballot-box stuffeVs, and to them both XJnlted States Senators, Teller and Pat terson, 0ye their seats. Shafroth,- Dem ocrat, who was carried Into the House of Representatives at Washington- by these frauds, on becoming aware of them, through an Investigation started by his opponent, resigned the seat, with the manly statement that he would not hold a seat gained by such a title. . The Senators, however, have not yet re signed. On the face of such returns as were made by the stuffers of ballot-boxes and artists of returns, Alva Adams was declared to have received for Governor about 10.000 majority over Peabody. A Democratic majority was also counted Into the Legislature. But the Repub licans appealed to the Supreme Court for an order for re-examination of the ballot-boxes and got It; and sufficient evidences of fraud were obtained to de feat the Democratic machine's purpose of controlling the Legislature'. ' Now they attack, through the Legislature, which has the constitutional duty of canvassing the vote for Governor, the claim that Adams has been elected; and it is said that the Legislature will seat Peabody. A controversy of this kind Is nothing Jess than deplorable. In the endeavor to redress great wrongs other great wrongs are usually committed. It Is an extraordinary course that the Re publicans of Colorado are taking; there Is grave liability to injustice in it, and work of this kind may, moreover, be come precedent for the worst of an archy. It can be Justified, If at all. only by a situation that has become Intoler able and otherwise irremediable. On the whole, it seems to The Oregonian better to bear a present wrong than to attempt to right it by methods so drastic as probably to carry with them equal or greater injustice and wrong. However, it is not to be thought of that the crimes perpetrated in elections In Colorado during so Jong a period should be allowed to continue; but other -ways less "thorough" ought to be found of stopping them. HOW TO GUARANTEE PEACE. "Here." said the city editor to a new reporter, "go and report this peace meeting." The reporter In dues time returned. "Well, Where's your peace story?" inquired the city editor. 'There is none," was the reply. "The meeting broke up in a row;" Thjs is a stock newspaper story that appears to have peculiar pertinence In Portland at this time. Nobody wants war, and nobody who is anybody wants peace if it must be secured at the price of vital National interest or National honor. To have peace we must often fight for It, and to be assured of peace we must always be ready for war. The international peace meeting at the Marquam Sunday un derstood this exactly. The resolutions that provoked such violent opposition from the warlike minority, and were finally adopted through the overwhelm ing persistence of the belligerent major ity, were In the highest .sense expressive of the sentiment and purposes of alt pa triotic Americans. "We are not believ ers In peace at any price," declared the resolutions, "but we do believe In peace with honor and we hold that many, if not all,, international differences can be amicably and honorably adjusted." Sure. And If they cannot be amica bly and honorably adjusted, we take It that the resolutions mean that then we should fight to the last ditch. "None of us," declared one speaker, "are believ ers in peace at any price." "Tomorrow morning, if there came news of another Boxer outbreak in China, the men on this platform might be the very first to go," said another. "The blood of a nation determines Its history," said an other. "I don't think war is an un mixed evil," said another. And the man who presented the resolutions said that "this country is mighty enough to preserve the world's peace." How? By the Big Stick. THE REAL DANGER IN ATHLETICS. Though some fatalities occur each year as the result -of playing football. It has been pointed out that -in a ma jority of cases the victims were boys between the ages of 12 and 17 years. The obvious lesson of this Is, not that football should be abolished, but that the players should not be too young and that they should -be carefully se lected and trained. The real danger in football, as sug gested by the Saturday Evening Post, as in other games that are a test of physical strength and endurance, lies not near but remote from the activities of the game. The college athlete set tles down, in due time, to the routine of business' life or the sedentary work of the professions. The forces of the vital organs, developed perhaps beyond the normal by the activities of football, rowing, etc,, become inert and useless. Nature abhors useless tissue, as she Is said to abhor a vacuum. The. over developed heart, muscles and lungs de generate through inactivity and invite disease. It is thus that many men In middle life or before, fall a prey to typhoid fever, consumption and heart disease, who In their college- days, or sporting days, were perfect in bodlly development, young giants In strength and of great powers of endurance. Physical exercise, to be a boon to the individual, must be persisted In, not spasmodically and strenuously, but sys tematically and Intelligently. Glad stone at SO wielded the ax in the forest at Hawarden for an hour or more a day. not only without fatigue, but with benefit to his health. It Is probable that, had he confined himself to seden tary occupations in his leisure time, he would ten years before have yielded to the Inactivities of body which result in senile decay while yet the muscles Should be firm and the hext a sound pumping station, distributing the vital fluid, throughout thchody unhampered by "fatty degeneration" or valvular weakness. As before said, physical exercise to be beneficial and not detrimental in the long run must be persisted is after the careful college days have given place to the earnest working days. There are vocation that provide for this. The graduate, of the technical school or of the agricultural college, if he follows the vocation for which he has been pre pared, "Rill not fall a victim to the" aftermath of college athletics. He will find work for his body as well as "his brain In the . pursuit of his vocation But it Is quite" otherwise with the pro fessional man, and' he should look to it that the athletic training that made him grandly alive in his youth and early manhood isjiot a snare to his health when he comes to sit at a desk In a counting-house, wrangle in courts of law, prescribe for human ails and Ills In a doctor's office; stand all day long at the dentist's chair, or scheme with politicians In smoke-laden -corridors over matters of political preferment If such .men would keep the. house they live In in good repair and forestall all danger of a sudden, collapse, they would do well to supplement 'the ath--letlc sports of their college days by exercises at least three times a week for forty minutes between business and dinner that will bring Into play the muscles of the entire body. Develop ment of the physical forces in youth will thus be turned to good .account throughout .the working years and bring many a man dorrn to the evening of life untrammeled by bodily infirmi ties, who would otherwise h'ave.dropped by the wayside before its noon was reached. The "simple llfe"v of which we hear so much and see so little bears no resemblance to the strenuous life that has received indorsement In high places;-but the even life, void of all extremes. ONE SIDE AND THE OTHER. It Is beyond doubt that our producers along the Canadian border are deeply concerned In maintaining a tariff that shal keep 'out Canadian commodities wheat, lumber, livestock and wool, poultry and dairy products. It affects our line of states from Maine to the Rocky Mountains, but not largely west of the Rocky' Mountains, because in this section the markets depend on con ditions of another kind. But there Is immense strength, lor protection all along the Canadian border. The whole line of our states is for It One of the large wheatgrowers of North Kakota Oliver Dalrymple puts the case thus: Reciprocity trill causs a shrinkage of nearly $ 100.0(0.000 a year In the value of tha Amer ican grain, crops and $200,000,000 In the value of the grain farms of the United State?, which shrinkage will Increase with time. The value of our farms and grain will decline and theirs advance. Wheatgrowers have told good, merchantable wheat In the Chicago .market several years oft and on for 55 cents a burbel. When the duty la cut off and Canadian wheat pours in this I5-cent wheat will be seen again, and then farmers will plant their wheat lands to corn, and cause an overproduction of torn, and wo will read again, of farmers In the corn belt using com for fuel, and the farms will be unprofitable and unsalable. Then where will our merchants and manufacturers be? Against Canadian wheat our grow ers along the border are protected by duty of twenty-five cents a bushel. The wheat farmer of the Dakotas puts in this further plea, viz: The gralngrowers of the United States should promptly stand together and watchfully In voke and expect the aid of the public press and of their mefnbevs In Washington, and ap preciate the efforts of those who are assisting In the maintenance of the law In Its entirety to the public good. Secretary Wilton informs us that the farming interest Is the large t interest In the United States and that the an. nual value of all farm products la close to 5,000.O00.O00. It is Important In National movements to look ahead, start right and keep right. This is one side of the subject But there is another. It is assumed that .free introduction of Canadian wheat would lower the price, and bread, there fore would be cheaper. There is a lot of people who do not grow wheat, yet want cheaper bread. What would they say? IMPROVED WEATHER BUREAU SERVICE. Vast improvement has been made in the service of the Weather Bureau since completion of the cable to North Head enabled the local office to keep in close touch with the changing conditions at that point The storm warnings that have been posted by the bureau have been of untold value to the shipping in terests, and now receive the closest consideration from shipmasters and others with property Interests on the sea at stake. Completion of the cable has also resulted in much better service in ship reporting at the mouth of the river. In every respect improvement has been so pronounced that it Is quite noticeable, and suggests that stllP greater efficiency could be secured by an extension of- the cable system in places where land lines have proven al most valuless on account of the im possibility of keeping them up during storms, when they are worse needed than at any other time. Our shipping interests, both coastwise and foreign, have expanded so rapidly that there are a tremendous amount of property and thousands of men con cerned in this service. On the Atlantic Coast the cable system along the coast is quite generally employed- Jn prefer ence to the land lines, which there", as here, are too difficult to maintain dur ing bad weather. This season the only delays experienced by the Weather Bu reau in sending out warnings of ap proaching storms were when the storms swept in from the north, and there was no communication from Cape Flattery and vicinity. With a good, substantial cable running from Port Crescent to Neah Bay and Flatten, thence on down the coast, touching at one or two points between Flatter' and Gray's Harbor, news of approaching storms or distressed vessels could be quickly com municated to all interested parties. In comparison with the resultant benefits in saving life and property, the cost of extending this cable the entire length of the Washington and Oregon coasts would be small indeed. It is only about a month ago that three men from the waterlogged schooner Webfoot reached the beach alive a short distance south of Tillamook and perished from expos ure before they were discovered sev eral days later. , The bodies, of these men were not found until several days after the schooner which they had abandoned reached port, and. had there been any means of communication along the coast it is highly probable that their lives would have been saved, as dwell ers in the Isolated coast country could have been notified to look out for them. The establishment of cable communica tion with -these -remote localities would not be entirely an unremunerative en terprise, for there is considerable tele- grapkic. B-utintM that cmM .fee .hassled on a commercial basis, and that from some points where the cable should touch would be almost sufficient to pay the expense of maintaining the station. The Government has built and. Is main taining some long and expensive lines to Alaska, and, while they are of great importance, they Are proportionately of less value "to our commercial Interests than these local lines would be. The service of the Weather Bureau throughout the country Is better than It has even-been, and the only imperfec tions are due to Improper facilities such as haye been mentioned. We are still dependent to a certain extent on the co-operation of the Canadian odl" for advices regarding the approach of storms from the north, and the service would be improved by the establish" ment of stations at Blaine and North port, on our own side of the line. From a commercial as well-as a humanitarian point of view, it is an urgent necessity that our shipping interests be safe guarded by these improvements in the facilities of the Weather Bureau. -It Is a matter la which aft Pacific Coast ports are alike interested, and It should and undoubtedly will receive the unani mous support of thc Oregon, Washing ton and .California delegations at Washington. The spectacular "Mr. Lawson Is sched uled for another otttbtirst in the stock market today. The usual Lawsonlan mystery as to what course this attack will take Is hovering In the surcharged air of Wall street The frenzied Bos tonian has been having considerable fun with the awful "System" simply by promising to tell something which the people do not already know. It will soon be up to him to "make good" on some of these threats. It i3 a very old fable thatteJls about the boy who cried "Wolf!" when there was no wolf and experienced unpleasant results from his actions. If there is a "wolf in this case, an ennuled public would like to have Tommy trot him out where we can see him perform his tricks. If not, why all of his preliminary verbiage next to pure reading matter at so much per line? With steady gain in growth of Port land's shipping business, It Is unreason able to expect that our water traffic can all be confined to" that portion of the "front" lying below the bridges. It is equally nureasonable to expect that anything short of a twenty-five-fbot channel can meet the requirements of the business now going on above the bridges in steadily Increasing volume. Hence It becomes necessary that some action be taken toward increasing the depth of water above the Madison street bridge. Chairman Burton, of the river and harbor committee, states that the Government will not undertake the work, and It accordingly falls back on the Port of Portland, which, after all, has borne the brunt of the task of im proving the river for many years. Chefoo is likely to figure prominently in the' next gathering of the powers at The Hague. The Ryeshltelnl incident, when the Japanese cut out that Rus sian destroyer, and the blowing up of the Rastoropny have both been over shadowed by the flight of four addi tional destroyers to Chefoo. Even al though the vessels arc disarmed and In terned until the end of the war. It is clear that the spirit of neutrality is vio lated by allowing numbers of fleeing warships to save themselves from cap ture by dashing into an adjacent port International opinion. In view of the circumstances, would probably not be opposed to Japan's insistence upon the surrender by China of the Russian de stroyers now In Chefoo. Russia's determination to expend enormous sums In building a new navy Is of doubtful expediency. The empire Is essentially a land power, and con solidation of its land forces would ren der it more secure than the spending of billions upon ships which will be manned by landsmen and suffer the same fate as the vessels of the Port Arthur squadron. Money alone' cannot make a navy, any more than a collec tion of ships can make a fleet Were Russia to reach a temperate coast line, the sailor spirit would come in time ani the. sea-sword of the Czar might be come as dread a weapon as hla. land ward arm. A dispatch from Tangier states that the Sultan has decided to yield all the points at Issue with France. This de cision is in keeping with those' which are always arrived at when the muzzles of the guns get the range of the palace walls. In this respect the Morocco Sul tan bears a striking resemblance to that other Sultan who dwells at Con stantinople. Like Davy Crockett's coon, both of these saddle-colored gen tlemen "come down" because they have to. It cost the Wabash Railroad $35,000, 000 to get Into Pittsburg. The Pennsyl vania Railroad is expending 5200,000.000 In securing a New Tork terminal. The same railroad contemplates enlarging Its terminal facilities at Chicago at a total cost of $30,000,000. Xet the march of railroad terminal improvement Is not confined to the great Eastern cities. Portland is to have umbrella sheds put in at its fine union station, at a total cost of several thousand dollars. There was a loud call at Sunday's peace meeting for the text of the pro posed treaty between the United States and Great Britain. "Never mind," said the chairman, "the text of the treaty has been published in the newspapers." Not If Secretary Hay knows It It goes first to the United States Senate. It Is matter of curious inquiry, or of inquiry for the curious, why General Miles, who is so afraid of the subver sion of our liberties by military force, should desire to strut at the head of an army in Massachusetts. The Springfield (Mass.) Union, In speaking of the Lewis and Clark Fair, says: "Thousands will take the oppor tunity to visit the Coast and see a fair that will repay the trouble and ex pense." Japan had to have Port Arthur, and her spirit In putting up the price for It has won the admiration of mankind. The sentiment of the Portland peace meeting was that we must have peace if we have to fight for it Either Dr. Chadwick knew very little of business or very little of his wife. Another impregnable fortress has fallen. V NOTE- km C0MHEXT. Detroit. Mich.. Dec 15. To the Editor of Harper's Weekly.') Sir: The editorials In Har per's are a source of great pleasure to me. I a, -sir. E. T. H. That's an Interesting letter tor wMch. to use up space In - a, weekly of geaeral circulation. It Is a great thing for ua out In Portland .to kspw that some De troit man or -woman having lor th in itials,. e his or her naxno- the letters S. T. H. finds pleasure in reading Harper's. Perhaps the letter Is printed as a joke on EL T. H, for it Is funny to ,fla& a person, enjoying 'the editorials that are appearing in the Weekly since It gave up sparkling from the fence during the Pres idential campaign." The Dowager Queen of Italy was deliv ered of a profound" remark on New Tear's day. "America Is a most Interesting country," she said, and her words were cabled all the way across the Atlantic; The observation 'Shows Its aUthorito be an unusually deep thinker for a Queen. Peabody and Adams are having a great gamoof see-eaw in Colorado. The Japanese found It easier to cork Port Arthur than'-to break the bottle. A distinguished theatrical manager in London says that players should speak verse so that their audience cannot dis tinguish It from prose. Shakespeare would be pleased with this dictum, were he alive,- for all the world knows that as George Bernard Shaw has said, he wrote in verse because he hadn't time to use the more difficult medium ot prose. The Sketch draws attention to the fact that the modern rifle has been so im proved thai its trifling effects have to be augmented by the use of a weapon Invented about 1530, the hand grenade, which the Japanese and Russians havq used at Port Arthur. In former times, says the Sketch, each regiment -had one company of. grenadiers, composed of the tallest men, and this company had the post of honor on the right of the line on parade. The men had to be able to throw the grenade 3 yards, and had a regular drill, In Its use. It. would be odd If the grenadiers companies were revived. Today Lawson has scheduled another attack upon the stock market. Let the small Investors seek the cyclone cellar. And after all It fell without a dull, sickening thud. Each cop was presented with a whole cigar on' New Tear's day. With care that should last until Christmas. No person with his hands in his pock ets Is allowed to approach the President This Is etiquette reinforced by caution. Americans have shown the dull Eng llshry how to hustle up skyscrapers, to dig subways, to make shoes, to quick lunch, and how to do. a thousand other things requiring the doer to get a move on. Now, some hustling Chicago evange lists are showing Liverpudlians the way to rustle souls into the celestial corral. These energetic fellows flooded Liverpool with glaring red and white cards bearing the slmplo advice, "Get right with God." The morning postman brought the cards to the breakfast table. The "pubs" were filled with them when a man went for a glass of ale. The hallways were littered with the cards. They were thrust into the hands of people on the streets. In short. Liverpool was fairly snowed under with these evidences of Chicago get-up-and-git methods. Needless to say, more souls wcro saved in one day than the phlegmatic English revivalists could save in six months. Chicago was ever to the front In religious matters, and the suc cess of the Liverpool campaign is an other feather in the cap of Dowie's annex. Colombia is thinking about another revolution. Panama will feel strange at being outside the periphery. The Sprlnfield Republican says that most people will hardly believe that $50, 000,000 a year is spent on golf. Anyone will believe it that has ever seen a golfer making approach shots with highballs. Boston, according to the Globe, of that city, has decided upon a name for its submarine tunnel to East Boston. "Sub- paqueous corridor" is the new name. We had expected something better than that from Boston. Even a savage and lanate Occidental can pronounce "subaqueous corridor." A Chicago woman has been granted a divorce because her husband hypnotized her into the marriage. It takes a. Chi cago court to add hypnotism to the al ready very inclusive list of causes for divorce. On this ground divorces will come easy for men, for there never yet was a wedding in which the man had not been more or less the victim of hypnot ism. There is no other way of explaining most marriages. Says tho Argonaut: A London mother heard terrible shrieks from the nursery and rushed up to inquire. In the middle of the floor sat Jackie and Ethel, voices uplifted. On the table sat the senior, Thomas, aged 8, with hla mouth full. "What's the matter, children?" cried mamma. "Boo o ! wc were playing Garden of Eden." sobbed. Ethel. "Tea," said mamma, picking Ethel up; "I told you the story yesterday. But why are you crying over it?" Ethel stopped her tears, and pointed furiously at the brother on the table. "God's eat the. ap ple!" she shrieked. WEX. J. Good Roosevelt Story. While Theodore Roosevelt was Gover nor of New Tork a certain newspaper cor respondent, during an Interview with the Governor, attempted skillfully to put cer tain words into his mouth. Mr. Roosevelt said to him: "Tou may draw as many conclusions as you like, but don't attrib ute them to me,", and then he told tht following story: "There was once a col ored minister who. In delivering a forced ful sermon on the sin of theft said: "I see before me 12 chicken thieves, includ ing William Sanders.' William Sanders was naturally Incensed at this and threatened the preacher with personal violence. The minister's friends persuad ed him to promise that if the preacher would withdraw the accusation he would not barm him. They then went to the minister, who promised them that he would withdraw the accusation next Sun day. Therefore, in the pulpit on the fol lowing Sunday, the minister said that a remark of bis in his last sermon had been the cause of offense, and he would there fore amend it 'What I should have said was this: "I see before roc 11 chicken thieves, not Including William San ders." ' " Rare Inducement. Philadelphia Press. "I thought they weren't going to be married until the Spring." "Yes: but they changed their minds suddenly, and did the thing yesterday-. Yon see, they happened to find a good servant girl out of a job spi$ they wanted to snap her up." FAMOUS SIEGES OF HISTORY r Hew the Art of Attack: Jie-rr Excels the X etfcaAs et Defease Im pregMBle Fortress Dees Not Exiat St. James Gasstte. " r-. IT is only Trtthla. . the last SO years, (rem the yeriod when Vauban flour ished, tkat tfce. 're-inlneEC of the at tack oyer the 4eno of fortresses has extoted. When the anas employed were slings a4 arrows, the high and thick walls of fortresses offered . Insuperable obstacles steges thea were sfanplo block ades; while for long after the Invention of gunpowder the superiority or the de fense was mainly due to the' great. dl culty of dragging up heavy ordnance with a besieging army, so that the weight of metal being generally In- favor of the be sieged the fire, of the fortress was able to subdue that of the attack. Durteg "Vaaban's youth a siege was a bloody and precarious undertaking, con ducted as ..follows: The approaches were pushed forward to the glacis, when the covered way was assaulted. A covered descent was then made Into tho flitch, and a breach was made by the miners. This also was assaulted. After the cap ture of the outworks the sain work was breached and assaulted, and then the Interior intreachiaents. From being engaged In the service of the most ambitious monarch of modern times, Leuis XIV, Vauban applied his great tales ts to forward his master's views. He secured his approaches- from being enveloped by the introduction -of parallels, and, avoiding assaults, accom plished his purpose by well-directed man ual labor, thus pretectlng that irresistible system ot attack, which has ever since been successfully followed. A siege scientifically prosecuted Is beau tifully certain in its progress and result In the case of a protracted siege, how ever, we invariably hear that the sit uation Is about to be reversed and that the problem of the impregnable fortress has at last been. solved. Humanity will have cause to rejoice in such a triumph of military art, but as yet there are no signs of it coming to pass. Of course, many sieges have failed (and failure Is usually attended with severe loss or dire disaster), as a rule through the resources at the disposal of the besiegers being ln sufScienet for the Investment, but these form no exception to this rule: The most famous sieges of noaera times may now be enumerated: In 1S07 Dantzic hold out for T6 days, and again In 1S13 for -M days, preceded by a six woeks blockade. From June 27 to August 1. 1S08, a few thousand Spaniards were besieged by 17.000 picked French troops in Sarragossa. which thlii time capitulated after a heroic resistance lasting 63 days, and accom plished by sap and mine from house to house. The Peninsular sieges are famous for the numerous assaults of the breach and escalades, which were almost un known in the earlier sieges. Badajos stood two sieges, first m 1811, one1 of 33 days, which was raised, and, second, to 1S12. one of 30 days, which was success ful by means of a glorious escalade. Bur gos compelled the attackers to withdraw after they had besieged It for 34 days, and the failure, due to the miserable appltances of the besiegers, undid the fruits of Salamanca. The siege of St Sebastian, occupying 51 days of the year 1812, was attended by terribly severs fighting. Out ot a force of 9000 strong. 3509 were killed and wounded, and the siege train of 50 pieces expended 70,831 rounds, the breaching battery of ten guns once averaging 330 pounds per gun in 15 hours. The siege at Antwerp by the French In 1S32 was one of the most scientific in his tory. The garrison of this fortified cita del numbered 5000 men, and was opposed to the attack of a besieging army 13 times its strength. After 2 days the fortress was reduced to a heap of ruins, and the exhausted defenders decided not to stand an assault. Tho great lesson deduced from this siege was that the be sieging army should be from four to Ave times the strength ot the garrison. The siege ot Sebastopol was one of the. longest on record; it lasted 349 days. At its close the Russians opposed 952 guns in the first line to about SO of the allies, and at the final assault, which failed in six points out of seven, the ramparts were intact, and the troops had to ad vance for nearly .200 yards without cover. One only of the works in the main line the Malakoff was ever taken. Practically all the land defenses of Sebastopol were developed In the form of a vast system of earthworks subsequent to the first bombardment, and the defend ers constructed such an important ad vanced work as the Mamelon five months later. The French excavated 42 miles and the English eight miles of trenches, but the approaches never reached the ditch. How ever, the Chersonese stronghold was never Invested; from the north the enemy could always receive reinforcements and supplies. On the other hand, Kars was only starved into surrender in 1S5 after a heroic struggle ot Ave months. In which REASONS FOR SUICIDE. Chicago News. Nearly ail great men are said to have a tinge of melancholy In their blood and are subject at times to periods .of great depression. Napoleon at the be ginning of his career was in great financial distress and was prevented from drowning himself only by the" timely pecuniary aid of a schoolmate. Bismarck is said to have declared after the battle of Sadowa that he would have killed himself had the Prussians been beaten. Byron, while writing "Chllde Harold," said he would have blown his brains out but fer the re flection that It would give pleasure to his mother-in-law. Reasons for self-destruction are oftfcn very curious. Men have been known to put an end to their lives to escape toothache or other pain. The dread of disease has been known to affect the mind to such an extent that the victim has destroyed bimselt rather than face it Weariness of money and good things to eat have been the cause ot suicide as well. One man drowned himself In the Seine because of the color of his hair, which was flaxen. Another shot him self because his clothes did not fit him. A girl threw herself into the Danube because, her companions laughed at her corpulence. A Frenchman took poison .to spite his mother-in-law because she Insisted upon living with him. How Port Arthur Got Food. London Times. The medium-sized Northern Chinese junks make first-class blockade runners. They are built very low in the water, with the decks awash when loaded, so that only the bow and stern rise notice ably above the water line. They are strong, flat-bottomed, and of unpainted dirty wood, with no bright colors about them. Propelled by from 10 to 20 oars men. If the sails fall, they glide through the water with no noise or smoke, and are very difficult of detection. Dodging along the shore and among the numer ous islets, which extend from the Shan Tung Peninsula across the mouth of Pc chlli Gulf, they closely resemble the low, brown rocks, and during the past months hundreds of them have evaded the Jap anese watchers and carried tons of fresh provisions and vegetables to the belea guered Port Arthur garrison. . Abe' a Welcome Visitor, Kent (Ma.) News. Abe Cohen, the enterprising Sandy Bot tom merchant, paid the News composing room, a visit this week, and he was so Impressed with the dirty towel he saw there that he has kindly sent us tbre". elegant towels from his department store Abe is all right. Come again. Mr. Cohen, and we'll show you our coal bin! appalling slaughter was; inflicted useft the besiegers. I.. The Investment f beUii took place on Jurie 8, 1857, and the siege began a Wk later, proceeding for three months, un der most disadvantageous conditions. At length, on September S. the heavy bat teries were got Into action, and an. as sault was prepared. On the lUh of jk temfeer the troops advanced to storasthe gates in tho face of an overwhelming rebel garrison. an In spite of serious losses succeeded by a marvelous diss lay gallantry in. carrying the bastion and ' occupyl&ff the eastern portion of the. city. For five days heavy fighting continued In the streets, tin oa September 2 the whole city was won. Tho principal sleses in the American War of Secession, were Vlcksbur. and Richmond. The invsstment of the for mer closed May If. 1963, and on. the Fourth of July fallowing the place ca pitulated with 30.0 n. The siege ot Pet-ersrr began on July 11, 18W. Gradual approaches were at tempted, but the difficulty ot pushing them against a long We of strong works, which could not be enveloped and wer defended by equal forces, was fouad to be so great as to ofter small chances of success. The lines gradually extended a 2Z miles, comprising X. forts and 50 batter ies. The movements' of troops operating upon the lines of communication, wkteh up to the last were held by the eaeaay. finally rendered an assault practicable y drawing a large part of the defenders away from their works. It was givsi on April 2, 186S. and most of the works were captured. The defenders evacuate tjjie city during the following night The Danish redoubts of Duppel were but poor affairs, and only armed wttn . smooth-bore popguns, nevertheless- tie kdefense lasted 65 days. They ftefe stormed on April 15, ish. Dy it,w zasn, who suffered 1188 casualties. In the Franco-German War famuli sieges were undertaken at only Bort and Strassburg. and partial slegeft at Paris, Schlettstadt and Longwy. Tka most modern fortifications of Paris ij?ere 30 years old, and the average age qf te rest 150 years. All were Ill-formed. Strassburg was invested on August, 2. 1S70, and the siftffe began on August lasting 51 days. The siege train com prised 60,tt men; with 200 guns and, 100 mortars. The garrison numbered 17,060. The attack was made by regular ap proaches, the outworks being breached by distant flrs and by mining, ana" tho main rampart by the high angle flra of batteries in the second parallel. Every thing had been prepared for the final as sault when the city capitulated, on Sep tember 27. The German artillery fired 193,722 rounds. Belfort held out for 103 days, but the besiegers were Insufficient -30,000 men pitted against a- garrison of 17,000. Tha bombardment lasted day and night from December 3, 18?!, to February 13. 1871, tha Germans throwing 500,000 projectiles into the town. Paris held out 131 days, but the bom bardment of the advanced works' only was comparatively -short -from Decem ber 27, 1870, to January 28, 1871. Longwy made a vigorous defense of 29 days. The Germans bombarded at long range a number of French fortified towns, while they Invested others, and "observed"; more, but these cannot be classed aa sieges. In 1877 the Russians tried to rush Os man Pacha's intrenched camp at Plevna. They first attacked the place on July 20 with 7C00 men, and were hurled back with a loss of one-third. They next as saulted on July 30 with 38,000 and were repulsed with a' loss of TWO. On Septem ber U, after a four days bombardment, they made a third fruitless attempt with SO.000 and lost 18,500. They then concluded to resort to a blockade rather- than a siege. The line they occupied was 46 miles in length, and the strength of the investing army attained 107,000 Infantry, with 510 field guns, but only 40 siege guns. The Turkish garrison was never stronger than 40.000. Oaman attesapted to break out on December 9, but feting surrounded and terribly defeated, he surrendered un conditionally on the following day. At the same period Kars, though strengthened since 1865 with 12 detached forts and a citadel, resisted only 30 days. As their bombardment with 48 pieces failed utterly, the Russians decided to as sault with S5.O30 men, which they did on the bright moonlight night of November 17-18. 1877. This was a singularly well executed affair. The points of attack were skillfully selected, the various columns attacked simultaneously, and the Turks were taken completely by surprise. Of the garrison of 23,000, all save 40 were killed, wounded or captured. The Rus sian casualties numbered 2273. The three great sieges so called, in the South African War were Mafeklng, 216 days; Klmberly. 128 days, and Lady smith. 118 days. None was a fortress, and the places were invested rather than besieged. TREATY WITH FRANCE. The Chicago Tribune prints what it says Is the full text of the arbitration treaty between the United States and France. It in the model on which all the other treaties have been framed, and, if the secret files of the Senate could be examined. It would be. seen to read as follows; The Government of tbe United StatW of America and the government of the French re public, slsnatorles of the convention for the pacific settlement ot International disputes, concluded at Hague, July 23, 1869. takinz Into consideration that by article XIX of that convention, the high contracting' parties have reserved to themselves the right of concluding agreements, with a view to referring- to arbi tration all questions which they shall conajder possible to submit to such treatment, have authorized the undersigned to conclude the to!, towing- arrangement: Article I. Differences which, may arise of, a legal nature, or relating- to the Interpreta tion of treaties existing between the two con tracting parties, and which It may not have "been possible to settle by diplomacy, shall be referred to the permanent court of arbitration established at The Hague by the convention of July 20, 1S09. provided, nevertheless that they do not affect the vital Interests, the inde pendence, or the honor of the two contracting states, and do not concern the interests cf the third parties. Article II. In each Individual case the high contracting parties; before appealing to the permanent court ot arbitration, shall conclude a special agreement denning clearly the matter In dispute, the scope, powers, the arbitrators, and the periods to be fixed for the formation of the arbitral tribunal and the eeveral stages of the procedure. Article III. The present convention shall be J notified by the President of the United States of America, by and with advice and consent of the Senate thereof; it shall become effective on the day of such ratification, and shall re main In force for a pfrlod of five years there after. Done in duplicate in the English and French languages, at Washington, this first day of November, in the year 1004. JOHN HAT. JUESERAND. Eggs as Currency. London Globe. Eggs are said to be a recognized form of currency in the West of Ire land. Thiy possess the disadvantage of not being negotiable later than a month after issue, except for political' purposes, for which they can be banked months ahead. Never Had a Chance. ' Washington Star. "What is the greatest speech that Congress ever developed? 'The greatest speech," said the statesman -with the disappointed look, "was never delivered. I wrats it myself."