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THE MIDDLE WAY WITH THE TARIFF. Between the free-trade theorists and the protection theorists there Is a mid dle way which the common sense of the country has determined to follow. The error of the free-traders is in their declaration that protection is robbery; of the protectionists, that protection 6hould mean exclusion. which in many instances would signify domestic mo nopoly. The truth for the present time, or at least the safe way, as our people believe, lies between these extremes. It Is a debate, therefore, not between free trade and protection, but between personal, and local views and interests, as to what should be objects of protec tion and the limits of protection. The academic view that all protection is robbery contributes nothing to the so lution. In a country so great as our own, with every variety of Interests and in dustries, varying in magnitude and im portance, there will always be dispute over the problem of framing tariff schedules. But hitherto the idea of protection has "been in the ascendant, in our country; and so it will continue for an indefinite period. Our people an enormous majority of them believe that free trade would be ruinous, alike to labor and to capital. But they hold there is room,. nevertheless, lor revision and readjustment of tariff schedules, within the limits of protective policy. Some interests have too much advan tage through protection; others not enough. Here. Is the basis and ground of the demand for tariff revision. It will not be attempted at the present session, which is too short for the debate. But it will be taken up by the new Con gress; and The Oregonian looks for a special session, possibly at once after the expiration of the present Congress in March, or at all events in the early Autumn before the regular meeting In December next called to take the sub ject under consideration. The Injunc tion "stand pat," on a subject so con tinually liable to change of the point of view, is not wise. No tariff schedules can stand forever; and there is present reason to change some of the present ones. But, while free trade is the ideal posi tion, and has the support of the aca demic argument, no one now living will see free trade adopted by the United States. THE NEGRO'S DIFFICULTY. William Garrott Brown, a native of Alabama, educated at Harvard, where he has teon a lecturer on history, has recently made a tour of the South, from Virginia to Texas, for the special pur pose of studying the life of the negro population. He gives the results of his observations in an article in the North American Review, of which the follow ing is a summary: Mr. Brown "notes especially three facts, the movement of the negroes into the towns, a movement toward the North, a steady replacement of negroes by whites In the occupations which the former almost wholly held twenty or thirty years ago, the whites being, in the northern parts of the South, from the hill districts and in the southern parts of the South being immigrants, chiefly from Italy and Bohemia. In the new Industrial life of the South, due to the manufacture of cotton, the negroes have absolutely no share; the only manufacturing in which Mr. Brown finds them engaged is that of tobacco. In other industries there is a distinct falling away of the proportion of ne groes. Thus, in New Orleans in 1870 the city directory showed 3460 negroes working as mechanics, clerks and foun dry hands; there are not today 10 per cent of that number in the same trades, some of which have been wholly lost, though the negro population has In creased more than 50 per cent But the most significant feature of Mr. Brown's observations is the beginning of Italian and other European immigration Into the South and its displacement of negro labor In farming, in the coarser forms of manual labor, in the minor indus tries. Gradually the Italians especially are taking up rented land and ultimate ly buying it, especially in the low re gions, not excepting the black belts of Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama, Mr. Brown is impressed with the fact that in the meantime the negroes not only possess a very small percentage of the land in proportion to their num bers, but that they have ceased the progress they made previous to 1S90, and now barely hold their own." This review shows great Industrial and social change in the Southern States, to the disadvantage of the ne gro, making his 'life more difficult. It is the natural change or growth, pro duced by the- steady development of a more and more complex industrial civ ilization. In all except field employ ments and the lower forms of common I h.i"i - . . , i , I Ut i, ,,,,.,,, , 2 - labor, the wfcites especially those of iQreign. uirth pressing into the coun try tend steadily toward a monopoly of employment and the exclusion of ne gro competition. In the mills and fac tprles the "whites fcave Jt all their own way and will not work with negroes. Industrial and sooial .pressure therefore tens heavily against the negro race, in the matter of occupation and employ ment even more so than ten or twenty years ago. For as the industries reach higher organization or "become more complex, the negro is pushed to the lowest. It Is a natural law, and the situation It produces is not an encour aging one for the future of the colored race. "HEADS, I DRINK' A few days ago the New York Sun told of a man who was. seen to pause outside the Subway Tavern, toss a coin Into the air twice without resultant ac tion, make a third flip, and then to dls appear through the swinging doors of tne saloon. There could hardly be found a simpler story than this, and yet it illumines a human weakness that has manifested itself in all aires. Man has always hankered for an Indi cation of the divine disposition towards an enterprise from which he has re solved to embark, and he has always done his best to convince himself that the divine disposition was favorable In the Smoot investigation, which drags its length along before a crowd of women, there are occasional flashes of light upon various phases of human na ture. Take this hrief fllnlntnio roimrfl .ing the "Woodruff manifesto between Senator Burrows and George Reynolds, an official of the Mormon Church: "I believe the manifesto la said to have been lnsplred7" asked Chairman Burrow. "It was a revelation from tho Almighty." "And you changed It?" "Not the meaning." "You. Just changed the phraseology?" "Yes. lr." "Then, as I understand it," said Senator Burrows, "when this revelation came from lha Almighty, the grammar was bad, and you cor rected It." In other words, the Mormon officials flipped the coin until it came right-sido up. In making a definite revelation. however, they showed less wisdom than the oracles of old. who made their rev elations so ambiguous that any mean ing might be read into them. Pyrrhus was told that "you the Greeks can con quer," as it would be a rash oracle that would dare to prophesy definitely a disaster. Mankind must have its prophecies sugar-coated. The prophet, to be regarded, must make his revela tions children to the ljeonle's wish. Cassandrawould have been honored had she pictured Troy impregnable. When a Roman General was about to leave for the wars, his luck was foretold by the appetite of the official chickens. If they rushed out to the food when reieasea irora tneir coops, It was a highly favorable sign. Can we doubt that the augurs, as a. mere matter of precaution, kept the chickens on short rations the day before? It was hu man nature for them to stint their charges, and it is human nature for the Mormon officials to brine the divine phraseology Into accordance with their own ideas. While on the subject of the Smoot in vestigation, some remarks attributed to President Smith by one of the witnesses are -worthy of note: President Smith drew himself to hl full height and spoke on the subject of divorce,' eaia tne witness. "He said that the mothera of his children had been riven him bv God. and were saint of God. He drnloird th mother-in-law Jokes, and mid that his moth- ew-in-iaw were tho beat friends he had; that they were true women, worthy at their daugh ters." It is possible that in a multitude of mothers-in-law President Smith found safety. The ordinary man has to face his mother-in-law alone. President Smith was able to confront mother-in- law No. 1 with mother-in-law No. 2, and leave Greek to fight It out with Greek. CANAL OPrOSmON NOT FEARED. With the construction of the Grand Trunk Pacific Railway assured and a semiofficial announcement that the Gould interests would extend their sys tem from Salt Lake to San Francisco. it becomes quite apparent that the Pan-. ama canal will encounter much more rail competition than was expected when It was first proposed. The greatest In ducement held out to the commercial interests of the Atlantic Slone In seek ing support for the canal project was the possibilities it offered for a chean steamship route to the Orient When the canal agitation began to show signs of tangible results, transcontinental freight rates were very high and the steamship rates across the Pacific were still higher, with a very unsatisfactory service. This situation necessitated tho routing of practically all of the busi ness with the Orient by way of the Suez Canal, or by the old sailing rpute around the Cape of Good Hope. As the number of transcontinental railroad lines and trans-Pacific steam ers increased there has been an attend ant reduction in freight rates and a heavy proportionate gain in the rail and steamer route over the old all water routes. That the railroads ex pect to hold at least a portion of this traffic after the canal is completed is plainly shown by the building of one new line from the Atlantic to the Pa cific and the extensjon of another which Is not yet an ocean-to-ocean route. At the same time it Is by no means certain that thQy can ever com pete with the proposed waterway on through west-bound traffic originating near the Atlantic Coast, or on east bound freight for distribution near At lantic ports. Only by a wild stretch of the imagination can we expect any dis crimination to be shown in favor of certain flags which will engage in the carrying trade through the canal, to the Far East, and unless there Is discrim ination we shall have the carriers of the world competing for our business, and the attendant rates will be so Jow that the railroads will have difficulty in meeting them. In time there may be a demand for an express service for passengers and fast freight by rail and steamer be tween this country and the Orient which will be sufficient to add materi ally to the revenues of the many trans continental lines which will be in the field for business, but there Is not enough of this business at this time to pay any of the lines engaged. The building of two additional transconti nental lines in the face of certain com petition by water would indicate that the promoters expect to depend more on the Internal development of the ter ritory traversed than on through busi ness. This, of course, is an abandon ment of the old theory of builders of original transcontinental roads", which was that business was possible only on the extreme edge of the Pacific Coast All Of the lines HOW In nnonMnn nn Steadily adding to their revenues by the development of territory that in the first rush to reach the Pacific- was passed over with but scant considera tion. Of the two new lines projected the Grand Trunk lis reported to pass through a. country susceptible of pro ducing great wealth. It is rich In tim ber and agricultural resources, and when the line strikes the Pacific Ocean it will be nearer by several hundred miles than the terminus of any other line now in operation. The Gould ex tension from Salt Lake to San Fran clgcq has no 4uch possibilities for the creation of new business. So far as de velopment Is concerned, the greater part of the country traversed by- the proposed Western Pacific will be through a country that is -"finished." The Western Pacific ,1s too far south to develop any new territory on the western end of the route, and some day it will have another competitor on the north tapping the Oregon and Washington region of undeveloped wealth. IN JIM BRIDGER'S MEMORY. Over the grave of Jim Bridger a. mon ument was unveiled at Kansas City last Sunday as a mark to a typical and famous character in frontier annals. Bridger has been called "the ablest hunter, mountaineer and guide of the West" He deserves the title. At the agq of 18 years Bridger began his career In the western wilds as-a furhunter. That was in 1822, and for twenty-one years, until 1843, he was ac tive in the fur trade. In 1843 near the site of Granger, Wyo., he founded Fort Bridger, which was a supply post on the Oregon trail, midway between In dependence, Mo., and Fort "Vancouver, and which was a famous harbor for the "prairie schooners" of pioneer emi grants. In the years following he was employed" as guide, frequently by the Government Bridger's knowledge of Rocky Moun tain topography was probably never equaled and certainly never surpassed. He was a, true representative of that American society, which bartered and warred and consorted with savages for furs, before settlement began. The transition was well started when his life was half spent He succeeded In adapting himself to the change. But the period that followed pioneer settle ment and "built cities was not of his type; their "canyons," as he called, their streets, were too narrow for his "ro bust freedom." And when death took him off In 1881 he had been out of tune with the new order many years. The first white man, authoritatively recorded as having discovered Great Salt Lake, is Bridger. In 1824 he de scended Bear River to determine for a wager the outlet of that stream. At that time his party, led by Andrew Henry, was camped in Cache Valley. The sheet of selt water he and the party supposed to be an arm of th Pacific Ocean. Evidently Bridger did not observe the absence of tides. Though Bridger is called the discov erer of Great Salt Lake, he was prob ably not the first o visit it Spanish annals of 150 years before mention such a lake. The Astor party Is known to have passed near the lake In 1811-12 on the way to the Columbia. In 1812 Stuart and Crooks, returning from As torla, were close to It. Furhunters of Hudson's Bay Company a.nd the North west Fur Company often roamed through the region before Bridger. Etlenne Provost, a well-known trapper of William Henry Ashley's Rocky Mountain Fur Company, Is said to have hunted near the lake in 1820. General Ashley is said, to have been in the same vicinity ahead of Bridger; likewise a trapper named "Vasquez. It has been said that Bridger was the discoverer of the wonders in Yellow stone Park and the man -who opened the Oregon trail. He was neither. John Colter, a member of Lewis and Clark's party in 1S04-6, passed through Yellowstone Park In 1807, and undoubt edly was the first white man in that re glon. In opening the Oregon trail Bridger played a part, but only that The trajl followed Indian routes which had been used, since time immemorial. Members of the Astor party traveled nearly the whole course of the trail. South Pass, Wyo., through the Rockies, was discov ered In 1823 by a party of which Bridger was probably a member. Next year the route up Sweetwater River to that pass from the Platte came into use. Be tween 1832 and 1836 the parties of Bonneville and Wyeth went over the trail repeatedly- And the route from Independence to Grand Island was used from so early a day that nobody knows who opened it first' In many respects Brldger's career was like that ox Oregon's Joe Meek. Both were Virginians, stanch Ameri cans. Both were trappers, furtraders, explorers and husbands of Indian women. Both were courageous in peril and suffering, quick in resolution and action. Both explored the same Rocky Mountain regions. Bridger was "talf. thin and wiry, with a complexion well bronzed with toil and exposure, with an independent, generous, open cast of countenance, indicative of brave and no"ble Impulses." So was Meek. Bridger receives a merited tribute twenty-three years after his death. Meek has been dead nearly thirty years, but his. grave on Tualatin Plains is not so marked. A STRONG PLEA. The appeal made toy the Orejron Pris oners' Aid Society for funds with which to carry on the work designated by its name Is the strong and earnest plea of practical men and Avomen for aid to enable discharged prisoners to help themselves and steer clear of the mael strom of crime upon the brink of which they stand when asain facing the outr side world. There are convicts and convicts, of course, and not all who .have worked out this title in the state's prison can be reached by the efforts of practical philanthropists and turned Into ways of Industry and orderly living. But experience has proved that a jrreat majority of those thus anoroached niri put in the way of self-help become law-abiding men, while the prisoner left to face a "world from the endeavor of which he has been several years shut away Is more likely than not to drift again Into ways of lawlessness. As stated in the appeal- to which ref erence is above made, the Prisoners' Aid Society helps the man to retrain r place in the world by finding a place for him to stay until he car get work, sup plying him with tools, if a tradesman, transportation when necessary in order to secure work, and. last but not least with counsel and; encouragement. The purpose and the endeavor that follows It commend themselves to the practical mind as worthy of indorse ment. Results speak for it mqra strongly than words. And when it 'is stated that out of forty-three dis charged prisoners who have been helped I I - - to help themselves by this society only iour, so xar as Known, have returned to lives of crime, the assumption that the work Is of a-practlcal and prevent ive nature may be regarded as proven. Criminologists, In presenting a state ment of accounts between the criminal and the state, estimate that it costs 55000 to arrest, bring to "trial, convict and carry the average criminal through a term of Imprisonment, This sum. it is stated. Is about four times as much as It costs to maintain the Oregon Pris oners Aid Society for a year. A princi ple in political economy Is here pre sented that gives vigor to the plea for funds to maintain this society in work ing order. To recapitulate: Without timely aid and. suitable direction there is no place In the world, of industry for the released prisoner. With such aid and direction a large majority of the class that he represents becomes or derly, self-supporting citizens. This Is the testimony of those who have had experience in the" work and whose esti mate of its value It Is presumptuous for the Inexperienced to question. The ounce of prevention that is conceded op all hands to be worth a pound of cure Is conspicuous in this readjustment of the relations between the discharged prisoner and the state. The point Is one upon which prudence and humanity meet Some trusts are worse than others. There has been a prolonged howl from certain wholesale grocers over an al leged railroad trust which was said to interfere with the proper distribution of groceries in the Pacific Northwest A number of these same grocers, however, take more klnrtli' tn th Riiiar true An Independent refinery 4n Honolulu Is preparing to do business on the Pacific Coast, and, In order to prevent its se curing a foothold, thus reducing the present outrageous prices for sugar, the Portland "trust-busters" are standing in with the sugar trust. In the prog ress of the Havemeyer-Arbuckle (sugar war Jt was brought out In the testi mony that there was a fairlv irood profit In the sugar business if the prod uct could be sold at 3 cents per pound. As the trust Is now exacting $6.15 per 100 pounds from the Pacific Coast han dlers of the product, it would seem that even the wholesalers, with their -cent rebate from the trust, were not receiving a very large share of the graft. As for the consumers well, they should continue to put up, and also shut up. State Grain Inspector Arrasmith. has issued a detailed statement showing the wheat crop of the State of Wash ington for 1904 to be 23,489,330 bushels. This is 10,000,000 bushels less than the amount estimated by the foreign ship brokers, who last October endeavored to boost ocean freights by printing in an obscure weekly paper in this city the wild statement that the crop would ex ceed 33,000,000 bushels. The Qregonian believes that the Arrasmith estimate is too low by about 2,500,000 bushels. At the same time it was honestly made, and not put forth for the purpose of aiding the plans of the foreign ship owners, as was the case of the. 33,000,-000-bushel estimate which, was cooked up in Portland last Fall. The fakirs who make a practice of juggling crop figures for the exclusive purpose of af fecting ocean freights have had a bad season, and, with no available dumping ground for the mythical 10,000,000 to 12,000,000 bushels of wheat which never existed, exposure of their misrepresen tation is a certainty at the close of this season. The story that the Governor of Ore gon, or the Secretary of State, or some body else with a strange notion of law and his authority, had refused to give one Oregon Republican Elector a cer tlficate of election, continues to have wide currency in the Eastern Dress: and we find also that the Seattle Times has likewise given some of it3 valuable editorial space thereto. The allesred basis of this surprising action is that the Elector was not registered, and was not a voter, and therefore not a qualified elector; so he cannot sit in the Electoral College. It so hannens that failure to register cannot and does not In this state disqualify an elector other wise qualified. Nobody ever attempted to withhold, a certificate from a Re publican candidate after the late elec tlon, on this or any other ground. The story is untrue from beginning to end. Another skeleton has been dragged out for at least standing room at the forthcoming King County Senatorial feast Collector Ide is at the National Capital again urging the removal of the Custom-House from Port Townsenri to Seattle. Of course Seattle does not really need the Custom-House to make her happy, but, having gathered in about everything else worth having in the Puget Sound country, it seemed only a matter of policy to relieve Port Townsend of her principal institution. The revival of this question just at a time when King County is engaged in a strenuous effort to elect a Senator will of course, draw great support from the Northwestern counties. The opinion of the Jefferson County delegation on this latest move of what they usually term the "Seattle hog" would be particularly picturesque, even though it were un printable. ' Harry Egbert, who fought the flsrht of a desperado and killed the officera Who attempted his capture on the plains of Harney County, walked bravely to the scaffold a year ago and paid the penalty for his crime. There now occu pies Egbert's cell a man who fnniiv murdered a defenseless woman a, few months ago in Clackamas County, and, unless the uncertainties of the law give him a new lease on life, he will be exe cuted just a year from the time Egbert was hanged. Knowing him to be not only a heartless criminal but also a coward, no one will expect George Lauth to meet his fate without begging for the mercy he does not deserve. Attorneys for the defendants in the land-fraud cases are still laboring val iantly with their voices to make the noise appear the better reason in these cases. The recital has become to the public as "a thrice-told tale vexing the dull ears of the drowsy man." Letter-Carrier Kellar and Rural Mail- Carrier Cunningham know now that the President of the United State?, when he makes an order, expects it to be obeyed. Possibly Mr. Addioks mieht h tr.. duced to make a few trenchant remarks about his versatile biographer. Mr Lawscn. Mr. Lawson's magazine battle 'for financial purity, it must b understood. Is conducted entirely after business hours. NOTE AND COMMENT. "Bear with me," says Lawaon. Let us hope that Captain Clado won't succeed In becoming a Russian Mar chand. Lawson should soon have enough to Join the library or university founders association. Cutcllffe Hyne, of Captain Kettle fame. Is 6 foot 3. Even. sol he's notas tall as some of his stories. . Dowie has paid up the ZIon . City debts. Any hundred-cents-on-the-dollar religion will find toleration. About this tme of year the- Man Without a "Parcel is about as. happy as the Man Without a Country. It is significant that the Filipinos go ing home -from St. Louis are carried in a steamer with Maru after its namp. A crack in the moon is reported by the Lick Observatory. The man in the moon may have rubbered too hard at Nan Patterson. . Mormons, it appears from testimony In the Smoot investigation, expect to meet all their wives in heavon. This should lead to more favorable consider ation of tho other place. Michael Plertier was accustomed to sleep among open kegs of powder. It is Intelligible that, with such a 'reck ies3 cparactor, even an old bachelor shouldn't quail at the thought of marriage. In New York an Inspector found girl of 13 working more than 11 hours a day in a candy factory for the wages or ?3 a week. For talking during work ins nours uio cnild had been fined 10 cents, more than she earned by two hours' work. But the candy tastes just as sweet A plumber was sent to the house or a wealthy stockbroker to make repairs says Tit-Bits. He was taken by the butler to the dining-room, and was be ginning his work when the lady of the house entered. Jonn, said she, with a suspicious glance toward the plumber, "remove tho silver from tho sideboard at once and lock It up." But the man of lead- was In nowise disconcerted- "Tom," said ho to his assistant, who accompanied him, "take my watch and chain and these few coppers homo to ray missus at once." Deaths are pot nearly so attractive as weddings to the writers of the coun try press, but now and then a corre spondent spreads himself on an ohitu ary notice for the paper. The follow ing piece of lofty Imagery wa3 pub lished In a Kansas paper, where it at tracted the attention of the Kansas City Journal: "About 5 o'clock ye; terday afternoon the death angel noise lessly entered the M. E. parsonage touched gently the emaciated form of the parson's daughter, left a picqo of inanimate clay to tho tender care of weeping loved ones, and bore back to the bosom of tho Master a human soul." Mrs. Chadwlck appears to be unjust ly monopolizing, the credit for ability to manage men. All the skill of the sex does not center in her by any means. It is easier to delude a man In matters of money than of the heart We think less of Mrs. Chadwick's man agement, tncrerore, on reading that "while in the hospital It developed that Miss Rudolph had admirers from nearly every olty in the Northwest and sev eral of them imagined that they were engaged to her." It requires far more tact, wo maintain, to keep admirers tip-toe with hope Qn no security at all than to borrow money on notes bearing the name of Andrew Carnegie. The Chinaman has been condemned for an alleged lack of adaptability. He has been censured for striving to keep up In this country tho habits of his native land, and he has been proscribed as a danger to tho Nation with tho cus toms of which his can never bo assimi lated. Tho whole fabric of these accu sations Is built upon error. The China man is not slow to learn American cus toms. Is not Toy Ho at this moment under police protection to escape the beatings her husband was accustomed "to give her? To be sure, this is but one instance of a Chinaman's becoming a wife-beater, yet greater publicity might show that tho Occidental custom has been quite generally adopted by the race. They manage some things, better in Europe. Take the opening of the Hun garlan Parliament, ror instance. What a lively, interesting scene. ' compared with tho absurdly dull opening of Con gress. A few flowers on the desks of tho members, a few women in the gal leries, a few formal proceedings and routine was resumed. Dead as ditch water the whole thing. But In Hun gary .There we have animation, ac tion, excitement. Parliament onens The Deputies jump in, smash the fur niture, tear to pieces the papers, chase the guards out of the Chamber. Every man enters Into the spirit of tho thing. There is friendly rivalry as to who shall destroy the most property. Lot our representatives take a lesson from tho Hungarians. Let us have more vim in Congress. Shall we be less strenu ous than Europeans? WEX. J. To an Indian Skull. (Found in. a Broadvay excavation.) Wallace Irwin In Life. Gaunt relic with the vacant smile. What think yqu of Manhattan isle Your tribesmen sold in trustfulness For thirty dollars, more or les3? My! if your less were with you yet, Ygu'd kick. I am disposed ta bet, -Bpeause you sold out in a slump Before your stocks began to Jump. Step lively, please! this hallowed ground . Ill fults your jnoldering rest profound: . -Since these God's acres have been, sold . For very near their weight in gold. Vhere once your wlgniim fluttered, see Yon million-dollar stoel tepee "Where once your war-dance gave its thrill, Now flings the nightly vaudeville. Here sat your god of wood and stone ' Ah. howhls pegact time is gone! Xow through th twed-clad tribes, is borne The Calf of glided boof and horn. TVhere once "your tribesmen tread the trail Behold the napscm mart2y call,' ' Wherein the Johnnie site tione, "With eku!l as hollow as your own. Well may you hear, with loosening teeth. . Uha "I' aboye, the "Sub' 'beneath,' The auto's toot, the rumbling van Sleep op, poor rellc-rlf you can? BITS OF LIPE IN OREGON. Who -Furnished the Red Paint? Lakevicw Herald. Joe Ambrose i3 in from his desert sheep camp after supplies and getting in touch with the world. Zamzamlaps Import a . Journalistip Jlmjamian. Roseburg Review. Colonel E. Hofer, of the Salem Journal, will give a lecture here on the evening of D.ecember 16, under the auspices of the Zamzamian Society. Settling Down Early to a Happy Mar ried Life. Albany Democrat. A Portland couple were married at 3 o'clock In the afternoon, and at 10 o'clock he had given her the firat whipping. In the meantime they had had several drinks together. An easy example In arithmetic. Amputated Flngsr Does Nicely. Pendleton East Oregonian. Elmer H. Turner, the well-known drayman, in unloading a heavy barrel from his wagon this afternoon, mashed the little finger on his right hand so badly that it had tq be ambutated near tho hand. It Is doing nicely this evening. And He's Candidate for Re-EIection. Tillamook Independent. Some people are peculiarly fortunate their good luck coming In chunks, as It wore. On last Monday, for instance, Ralph Ackley was elocted Treasurer of the best little city In Oregon, and on Friday he became the father of a bouncing baby boy. Hurrah for Ralph! Outrageous Mistreatment of an Editor. Lakeview Examiner. The editor of the New Era, Brother Sloss. is one of the lucky editors. He way recently "let in" on a rich find. Whan the largo ledge was uncovered it was found to the delight of the owners that tha vein was a large one and was pure, frae lava. Mr. Pace Makes a Call, and His Hog Gets a Puff. Wallowa Nows. John Pace made a business call at this office this week- Ho has recently received another valuable thoroughbred hog from Importers at Spokane. Mr. Pace's efforts in producing thoroughbred hogs is fceing appreciatea nere. Purchasers of hogs de rived from his stock sav thev can tell tho difference at once in the amount of fat they carry and in their improved appear ance over tne common run. Whooping It for the Husking Bee. Eugene Guard. Some of the young men are engaged in painting red ears. These farmers have been told that they can aot New music, jokelets and other Instrumonts ui lonqre are in the course of con struction at the opera. The Weather .Bureau will furnish wind and frost. -ine gentlemanly ushers will supply ou wun song dooks containing the words, You. can get the air as you go npme. lou must not miss it, even if i-uu iinvu io uorram tne money. Lo! the Drunken Slwash. The Dalles Chronicle. A regular "rip-snorter," enlivened by an occasional war whoop, was what "Lo" was having this afternoon, and it Is safe to -say residents on Second street, between Federal and Laughllq, have never seen a drunker Indian. He waa glad, he was mad; but mostly ho was drunk. Several tried to manage him, but gave up and. In the absence of an officer, ho was soon given his own sweet will, which was to wallow in the mud. tear up the middle of the street and whoop. Whither he went rre know not; but yre do know he was anything but paralyzed. THE PORTLAND EXPOSITION. Milwaukee Sentinel. One world's rair almost treads upon another's heels. The wrecking crows will scarcely ha-e finished work at St Louis before the Lewis and Clark Ejct position is on at Portland. Or. This World's Fair,, while not of the extent of the Louisiana Purchase' Exr position, will he a notable one in that it will be the-first held in the great re gion west of tho Rockies. It will prob ably constitute the most striking ob ject lesson of American development over afforded by an enterprise of the kind, locuteif, as it will be, "Where rolls the Oregon, and hears no sound cave ns own aasmngs yet the dead reign there; r . . . th? dead reign there alone. The fertile mind of Brjant could con ceive of no word picture which would more strikingly express the superlative of solitude than this, and yet it lacks several years of a century slhcp he in- corporated it Into his Immprtal poem. In 1905 a great exposition will show to visitors from all parts of the world the magnificent resources, the mighty in dustries, and the wonderful develop ment of this region which in the mem ory of men yet living stood for all that was unknown, unpeopled, and undevel oped in the Western world. Many thousands will go to this Ex position, not so much to see Its won ders, for there is not much left to ex cite expectation in that direction, but to see tho more remarkable things of both man's and Nature's handiwork on the Pacific Coast that are not for a duy or a season, but for all time. The pa geant of the far West's greatness, tho counterieit presentment, as it were. will not be half so wonderful as the real thing. No American can go to the Portland Fair and fail to be stirred by the evi dences of his country's greatness nJ vastness which the trip and visit will afford. More than 3900 miles away from the teeming East, with its mighty citles, its censeloss ebb and flow of life, and its almost limitless resources, he will find himself still in the midst of the marvels of American enterprise, in dustry and skill. And this, too, after days of continuous juorneying at ex press train rates of speed through re gions none the less remarkable as-ob ject lessons of American development The Beaten Wife. Kansas City Star. Nearly very wife-beater has a soft hearted ninny of a wife who pleads with the court not to Imprison her husband; but In a case of cruelty to animate, if it were left to the horse to decide, its op pressor would cool his heels In jail for an indefinite time the contrast being a strong argument in favor of horse sense. Consolation for the Patient. Chicago Tribune. Patient "Great Scott! Doctor, that's an awful bill for one week's treatment!" Physician "My dear fellow, If you knew what' an Interesting case yourg was and hov strongly I was tempted to let It go to a post-mortem you wouldn't grumble at a bill three times as big as this." His "Occupation Gone. Atlanta Constitution. "Here's a story of the devil being dead." some one said to Br'er Williams. "My, my!" he exclaimed, "Ef dntfs de case, what In de roun' won will We preachers do fer a livin'?" Paper Says So. Atchison Globe. Do you know, girls, that the fuzz on your face Is as necessary' to the softening of yoiir'features as down Is to the perfec tion of a peach? That Is what a woman's paper 3ays. and if any one else said it he would get the hoot-hcot i POLITICIAN LET OUT, Prominent Maitcarriers Are Removed by Postmaster-General. XV'ASHINGTON. Dec. 13. Postmaeter General Wynne today removed rronr of fice Frank H. Cunningham the South. Omaha. Neb., rural mall carrier, who Is president of the National Association of Rural Mail Carriers, and James C. Keelar, of Clevofahd, O.. who is at the head of the National Association of Letter Car riers. The dismissal Is the result of in vestigation of charges of insubordination, beipg absent from dMtV without leave, and violation of the President's order Qf . Janu ary 31, 1002, prohibiting Individual or or ganized attempts of Government employes to influence legislation or to solicit in crease of pay. Mr. Cunningham applied to the Postmaster-General last October for leave of absence. The PostpfHca Department de clined to approve the application. Mr. Cunningham, however, ignored this action and came East From that time, it is announced at the Postoffice Department he devoted his entire time to efforts to secure pledses from candidates for elec tion or re-election to Congress to support the bill' approved by the carriers for an increase of their pay. His methods, it is charged, vere in distinct violation of the executive order, which explicitly forbid all Government offices' employes, either directly or Indirectly, individually or In associations, to solicit an increase of pay' or to influence or attempt to influence In their own lnter?3t. any other legislation whatever, either before Congress or its committee, or in any way save through the headquarters, In or under which they are serving, on penalty of dismissal from the Government service. The association sent out circular let ters ta Congressmen In an effort to se cure pledges. These letters, It Is stated, were signed by Secretary Tumber, of the Association,, who also is a rural mall car rier at Rockport, N. Y. and his case is under investigation. Mr. Cunningham submitted his resigna tion yesterday, but the department de clined to accept it The cae of James C. Keelar, of Cleve land, O.. postoffice, wno is head of the National Association of Letter Carriers, also reached a climax today. , For several weeks his pernicious activity in the recent campaign 'has been under investigation by the officials of the Post office Department. Since the election he has spent some tipae in this. city. On the 5th instant Fourth Assistant Pqstmaster General Bristow notified him by letter that he was absent from his post in Cleveland without leave, apd directing him to report at once to the postmaster at Cleveland for duty. The following day ho wrote Mr. Bristow: "It will be impossible lor me to comply with your order at this time." To this letter Mr. Bristow replied on the 7th instant by calling upon Koeler to s'how cause within three days why ho should not be removed from the service, for insubordination in refusing to com ply with an order to resume his duties. Keeler paid no heed to thi3 notice. At the expiration of four days, E. p. Thprpe, superintendent of tho free delivery ser vice, recommended to Mr. Bristow that Keelar be removed. The recommendation was approvd by Mr. Bristow apd trans mitted to Po3tmaster-General Wynpe, who today ordered Keelar's removal from the service. At the Cabinet meeting today Postmaster-General Wynne reported to the Presi dent of the action ho had taken In the case of Cunningham and Keelar, and explained the nature of the charges against them. President Roosevelt Indorsed the Postmaster-General's action. Postmaster-General Wynpe informed tho President that when Cunningham present ed to Mr. Bristow his resignation from the ssrvjee he told him that he proposed to remain in Washington to promote leg islation in the Interest of the letter carriers. Mr. Bristow asked who was to pay for his time and supply his expenses, and was informed the letter-carriers would do that. Mr. Bristow then flatly told Cunningham that any letter-carrier found by the de; partment to be contributing to a fund to support a lobbyist in Washington would be removed Instantly from the service. MACHEN IS SENTENCED. With Groffs and Lorenz He Must Serve Two years and Pay a Fjne. WASHINGTON, Dec. 13. The District of Columbia Court of Appeals today af firmed the decision of the Criminal Court in the postal conspiracy cases of August W. Maehen, George F. Lorenz, Samuel A. Qroff and Diller B. Groff, who were sen tenced to two years' Imprisonment in the West Virginia Penitentiary and to pay a fine of HO.0QO. Marines for Panama. PHILADELPHIA. Dec 13. The United States cruiser Yankee, with 4S0 marines on hoard, sailed today from the League Isl and Navy Yard for Panama. The marines Will do polioe duty in the isthmus, re lieving a battalion which will return on the Yankee. Panama Agreement in Effect. PANAJ.IA. Dec. 13. A decree reducing the import duties, rates of postage, etc.. in accordance with the agreement reached between the government of Panama and the Ignited States for the Canal Zone, went into effect today. To Discuss Reciprocity With Canada. WASHINGTON. Dec 13. Negotiations are now pending looking to the reconven ing for a discussion of Canadian reciproc ity of the joint high commission repre senting the United States and Great Bri tain. MORGAN TO EXTEND ROAD, Canadian Nortiern Will Be Built to Pacific Coast at Once. VANCOUVER, B. C, Dec. 13. A special from Winnipeg today announces ihat a confidential agent of Plerpont Morgan Is there. He has just made a trip over the Manitoba lines of the Canadian Northern Railway. As a result a high official pf the company hae stated that Morgan will buy a large black of the company's stock and will make arrangements for the ex tension of the line to the Pacific Coast at the earliest possible moment This means to say that Morjran and the Cana dian Northern will beat the Grand Trunk Pacific through the Rockies by several years. Lucin Cutoff Saves $250Q Per Day. SAN FRANCISCO, Dec 13. The South ern Pacific's Ogdea-Lucin cutoff across Great Salt Lake has now "Deen In opera tion long enough to permit the operating department to gather figures justifying the exoenditure of the many millions which the Big improvement cost The cut off Is saving the company on an average of $2500 a day In operating expenses, or a little over J90O.COO a year, and this amount will steadily grow as the traffic over the Ogden line Increases. Interest "charges growing out of the construction of the cutoff are 5340,000 a year. The operating officials of the Southern Pacific are watching ycith much Interest certain experiments now being conducted on the Union Pacific wltn tne use of gas oline motor cars. The gasoline motors are designed for use on spur lines, and it is said that If they come up to expecta tions they will be employed on the South ern Paclfip as well as the other Harrlraan lines. New Route to Mining District. SALT LAKE CITY, Dec 13. The San Pedro. Los Angeles and' Salt Lake Rail road Company has about completed ar rangement's for opening a new route to the Goldfield and Tohopah mining 'coun try. A stage line will be established from Los Vegas, Nov., the present terminus of the Salt Lake end of the railroad, the distance from Lbs Vegas to Goldfield be ing about 13) miles.