THE HORSTtfa OBEG02?fAN, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1904 MAJOR IS QH TRIAL Hafjf L Rses Charged With Embezzlement , COURT MARTIAL IN SESSION Paymaster of Department of the Co lumbia Is Accused of - Falsifying 'HIs, Official ReporU to Paymaster-General.- VANCOUVER, Wash-, Nov. 2S. (Staff Correspondence.) The trial by military court of Major Harry L. Rees, charged with technical embezzlement of Govern ment funds, opened .here today. The pro ceedings werp held in the .reception room of the new bachelor officers' quarters at the barracks, the session lasting from 10 o'clock A. M. to 4 o'clock P. M. with an hour and a -half Intermission for lunch. After the opening statement by Judge Advocate Henry M. Morrow, the day was entirely taken up by the testimony of Dana W. Morey, who was chief clerk of the office of the paymaster of the Department-of the Columbia under Major Bees. The charges investigated today re late exclusively to the alleged falsifica tion by "Major Rees of his official reports to the Paymaster-General regarding bal ances of the department's account at the First-National Bank of Portland, Or. Certain abstracts of the Major's accounts were introduced by the Judge Advocate and identified by Mr. Morey, the testi mony tending to show that. In his weekly statements and monthly "accounts cur rent," Major Rees had reported larger balances at the bank than actually ex isted on the dates stated. In each case covered, however, it was shown that the balance had been made good at a later date. In one Instance a smaller balance was reported than was on deposit at the bank. False Balances Reported. It was alleged that Major Rees had falsely reported his balance on 26 differ ent occasions between December, 1303, and June, 1904. Thirteen of the speclfl catlons against the Major were covered In the day's proceedings. The trial may last several days. An Important Incident at the opening of the case -was the challenge of Colonel G. S. Grimes, of the Artillery Corps, Fort Worden, senior member of the court, by Major .Rees, because of personal differ ences In the past. The defense held that Colonel Grimes might be prejudiced against the Major; he -was therefore ex cused, and at once withdrew from the corut This left Colonel Edgar Z. Steover, president of the court. Following are the names of those composing the court: Colonel Edgar Z. Steever, Fourth Cav alry; Lieutenant-Colonel William H. Comegys. Deputy Paymaster-General, U. S. A.', stationed at San Francisco; Lieutenant-Colonel Edwin M. Bolton. Tenth Infantry, stationed at Fort Wright, Spokane; Lieutenant-Colonel Frank Taylor. Nineteenth Infantry: Ma jor Rudolph G. Ebert surgeon, U. S. A.; Major George B. Davis, Commissary, U. S. A.; Major Frederick G. Hodgson. Quartermaster; Major Silas A. Wolf, Nineteenth Infantry; Major Henry B. Moon. Tenth Infantry; Major Alexander B. Dyer, Artillery Corps, stationed at fort casey; 3iajor JLieverett n. waiser. Artillery Corps; -Major James B. Goe. Nineteenth Infantry: Major Henry M. Morrow, of San Francl&co. Judge Advo cate, XJ. S. A.,. Judge Advocate. Major Rees was represented by J. M. Long, former City Attorney of Portland. Or.i and Lieutenant J. J. Miller, Nine teenth. Infantry. The accused and all the members of the court were In full uni form. It was a roomful of distinguished looking men, and the proceedings were marked by the usual dignity and deco rum characteristic of such occasions. Major Rees Is Composed. The accused, paymaster, bore himself composedly. He sat somewhat averted from -view, but at no time betrayed nerv ousness. He is a pale, dissatisfied-looking" man, but regards one with steady blue eyes. In appearance -one would judge him to be about SO, though in, real Mty he is several years younger. Judge Advocate Morrow evidently had his case thoroughly In hand, Introducing exhibits and firing his questions with true military Indelveness. A court-martial Is far different in many respects than a civil court, for the mem bers constitute both judge and Jury and have equally ths prerogatives of either. Leading questions and hearsay evidence are allowable to both prosecution and defense, the intent being to expedite the probing of any Inquiry to the bottom. On each of the 13 specifications covered yesterday, the Instances of alleged falsi fication being similar, the line of exami nation was also similar. The following extract will serve as an example of all Judge Advocate (question) On April 2. 3804, Major Rees' report shows that the department s balance at the First Na tlonal Bank at Portland. Or., was $8171.28. What, from your knowledge of the ac count was the actual balance? Mr. Morey (answer) It was J131L72 less than that sum. "How did Major Rees ascertain that this was his balance? "From the check-book stubs." "How from the checkbook?" "By taking the total of credits and de ducting the total of checks." Who usually made the deposits at the bank?" "The cash deposits were made by Ma jor ,Rees or by messenger." MUST PROVE SHE IS WEDDED Mrs. Alice Goodwin Will Be Forced to Produce. Evidence of Marriage. She says she Is, but nevertheless, when the case comes to trial before Municipal Judge Hogue tomorrow, the woman who styles herself "Mrs. Alice Goodwin," will have to prove that she is married to him, -according to the plans of the defense. Goodwin la charged with infidelity by the woman. "We, have nothing to say about it, but ate will have to prove she Is Goodwin's wife," said Attorney William Reld yester day. Goodwin iwas arrested on complaint of the woman, who told the police a sensa tlonal story about having tracked . him across the continent for three years, and of having met him by chance on the streets of Portland. It Is asserted she was married at.one time to a man by the name of Davis. WILL DIKE AND TOAST. Lawyers Meet In Session of Pleasure This Evening. The committee In charge of the lawyers' banquet has obtained the promises of al most 100 members of "the bar to attend the dinner at the Commercial Club this evening. The hour has been fixed at 7:30. .It has been Impossible to communicate with all the members of the bar, but those who have not been seen are ear- neatly Invited "to attend and make their .laUation known to the secretary not later than noon today. Mueic will be furnished, with the follow ing- poet-prandlal: Lionel R. Webster. tetaatr. "The Lawyer in City Gov ernment" George H. Williams; "What the .Beach Owes the Bar," John B. 4 Cleland; "The End of the Law," Walde- m&r Seton; "Oar Duty to the Bar Asso ciation," Chales H. Carey; "The Client," William D. Wheelwright; ""The Lawyer's Obligation to .Society," C. 22. S. Wood; Reminiscences, Charles B. Bellinger; 'English Courts In Action," George S. Shepherd; "The Lawyer' and Culture," Wallace McCain ant While the programme may seem long. the time limit is such that all present will be able to hear all and see' all before a late. hour. The members of. the bar are earnestly urged to be present by 7:S0 o'clock. A reception committee is specially appointed to receive ahem. AS SEEN" BY A YISITOX. Francisco Altschul Forms-. Interesting Opinions of Portland. Francisco Altschul, ex-Secretary of Commerce, Agriculture and Public Works of Honduras, -Central America, who is in the city negotiating with Portland capital- lets, who are interested in. the construc tion of a large packing plant at Panama, has been visiting the various points of In terest in the city-and has formed some oplnidn on Portland which are interesting as showing the -city from the viewpoint of the foreigner sojourning here for a short time. In discussing the subject last night at the Portland, he said: 'As I have been only a few days here I have formed only a superficial Idea of con ditions existing in this city, and can talk only on a few matters with which I have been acquainted. Portland undoubtedly has a cood many features to be proud of, but what, to my mind, calls the at tention of a foreigner, Is the enormous number of beautiful private residences, which the city possesses and which cer tainly indicates a happy home life. Phila delphia, the city of homes, may have Just the same number of private resi dences in proportion to Its population, but how few of them can be compared with those of the City of Portland? Even Washington, D. C, cannot boast of such a variety of styles, as found here. It ap pears to a stranger as if each house was designed by a different architect But if Portland's homes are beautiful Its streets are mostly abominable, even the thor oughfares greatly need improvements. "From what I have peen I believe the fault must be found with your city ordi nances and taxation laws. As I understand the streets are maintained by the prop erty-holders, which is really an unjust method. Undoubtedly the property-owners should pay the initial cost of opening streets passing their properties, but .after that the maintenance and Improvements of streets should be not only in the hands. but also paid for by the city. The plea mat better streets maxe property more valuable Is not correct Such would hap pen If a city had only a few good streets. The property on them might Increase In value. "As to your coming Exposition I had the pleasure of visiting your grounds and I am very much Impressed with the ex cellent location you have selected. The scenic effect Is grand and the view from the Liberal Arte building over the lake, with the mountains In the distance In the daytime will be extremely beautiful; and at nighttime, if enough electric lights are displayed, will transform the Fair grounds Into a true dreamland. As to your buildings, the Forestry building Is a very unique feature, and will probbably call, more than any other structure, the attention of foreigners. A building like that Is possible only in the West, and shows In a practical way your Immense timber resources. I hope that your Ex position will be the success It ought to have and that visitors from near and far will come in great numbers. But how. in such case, you will be able to house them Is, to me, unexplalnable. Even if you have one of the best hotels of the country, the Portland, -and are building' an Exposition Hotel of 600 capacity, to my belief, the hotel accommodations will be entirely in adequate. "One more point I would like to touch. even if it la a sore spot I was not only astonished but amazed, when I found out that Portland being a port of the Pacific had no direct communication with any of tfio countries on the Pacific Coast from Mexico down to Chile. Oregon potatoes and flour are shipped to the Southern countries from San Francisco. Oregon lumber, which would have an easy sale, la hardly known there, as most lumber Is shipped from the Sound and the same happens with other Oregon products wmcn woum be able to find a profitable market To be able to compete with Seattle Portland must have direct steam ship communication. Rehandllntr of merchandise Is expensive, deteriorates the goods, and profits which the Oretron nro. ducer might obtain by direct shipment he wuungiy nanas over today to his neigh bors on the Coast For the welfare of your peopje l nope that this lamentable condi tlon may soon dlsannear." .air. Altschul will leave in a datr or r for San Francisco on his return tn jfanama. AT TWENTY CENTS A DAY. Fine New Pianos at Cut Prices- Only Six Dollars Monthly. Ellens Piano House offers now choice of 120 brand new standard-made Doll and Baus pianos to residents of the state on payments of down and ?S a month (or iu u. wcgkj. Nor will these pianos be sola at rptm lax retail prices, but quite the reverse. They are offered at reductions of from $6S to $115 on each piano, according to its style and kind of case. Six dollars a month, then, buys a good piano. The 5250 style Is now J1S6. Too 5S50 kinds are ?2S4. All you havi to do Is to call at our store, select your piano, pay S or 18 down, according to distance piano has to be dellveredViand then agree to pay us $6 a month until piano Is paid for. Tou don't have to wait a minute for the piano. It is sent to your home the very day you select It This is unquestionably the best way to secure a good piano and will be found by many far more preferable n merely renting one. This new plan will be found by many better than paying cash, as it permits the use of money for other purposes. The 20 cents a day which now buys a piano will never be missed, and us a usual thing would be spent In other directions with nothing to show for it at the end of a year. This matter is well worth lnvestl gating at Ellers Piano House, 251 Wash ington street LARGE STAMP SALE. Portland Postoffice Breaks a Record and Postmaster Is Pleased. The largest individual sale of stamps in the history of the Portland Postoffice was recorded yesterday when the Southern Pacific Company made a purchase amounting to J14S5. The requisition was signed by W. E Coman, general freight .and passenger agent and it is a matter of much xrati fication to Pdstmaster Mlnto that he' has established a new record for stamp sales In Portland. AN APOLOGY. Owing to a misunderstanding regarding the time, tne manager or our pianola de partment mado an important engagement which prevented his giving- the concert yesterday until an hour later. The concert this afternoon and every other afternoon daring our opening will be at the appointed time, 3 to 4 o clock. All are cordially invited. Ellers Piano House, 351 Washington fit TOTAL VOTE OK RECORD ROOSEVELT GETS GREAT PLU RALITY IN WASHINGTON. Debs Ran a Strong Race, While Swal low and Waten Fell Far Behind Throughout the State. In the 35 counties of the State of Wash ington, according to the official count exactly lOO.ttS voters of the state signi fied their approval of the peiley of the Re publican party and the Admlnietrati&a of President Roosevelt Opposed there were 28,015 votes for the Democrats nominee, making Roosevelt's plurality 72,3. Twenty-four of tha 38 counties cast in the, aggregate S578 votes for Debs, the Socialist candidate. Voters in 19 counties gave an aggregate of 1377 votes for the Socialist Labor national ticket rwenty one counties reported the Prohibition vote, showing an aggregate vote of 2745 for Swallow. Sixteen counties reported for the Populist candidate, giving Tom Watson 477 votes. It is expected that the complete returns will give Debs 10,000 votes in the state. The official count somewhat cuts down the plurality of Hon. A. E. Mead, the Re publican Governor-elect but still leaves him far ahead of what the campaign com mittee claimed before the election. Alto gether Mr. Mead received 74,006 votes, George Turner receiving 58,379. The following table shows the Roose velt and Parker vote by counties, thi highest vote for each Presidential electoi being taken in each Instance: Vote on President. Roosevelt. ..' 1.160 74T .. 2.M9 .. 1.248 903 2.4S6 .. 1.0S9 .. 1,580 1.T22 .. Oil 570 777 424 032 .. 90.434 .. 1.786 .. 1.7S7 .. 1.370 .. 3,083 .. 2.4T2 661 .. 1.192 483 .. 8,773 W4 3.041 .. I 301 .. 0J3 l21 473 .. 2,813 .. 6,410 4.000 .. 2,484 Parker. Adams ........... . 548 227 Asotin Cheha.Ha . 635 Cnei&n ....... CUlUm Clark S72 273 616 Columbia, . 4S2 317 Cowlitz .. DourUs Frrr FtanKim Garfield 26) 61 Jaland Jefferson 2S3 5.270 320 Kins - Kitsap .... Kittitas Klickitat ............ 30 362 896 Lewis Lincoln .............. 1.004 3Ia on 837 Okanogan .......... 443 104 2.S51 Pacific .............. Pierce San Joan 112 860 61 1.405 Skagit ..J. .......... BK&roama ........... Bncfhomleh, . ........ Boolean ........ 2,608 Stevens Thurston S7S 669 101 Wahkiakum tVaua Walla WhAtoora ............ Whitman ............ Taklma ............. 956 1.1B4 1.519 830 Totals 100,03 28.015 Roosevelt's plurality, 72,683. Vote on Governor. The following table gives the vote for Mead and Turner by counties, as shown by the official count together with their county and aggregate pluralities: nurilltles. County Mead. Turner. Mead. Turner. Adams 660 1,040 x 389 Asotin 628 4es CO Chehalls 2,168 1.120 S64 451 1.147 8S6 639 ' 1.S57 560 483 623 134 387 0.623 071 1.173 622 1.683 2.135 452 030 013 E.443 157 1.377 08 2,030 8,135 2,103 1,365 132 1.076 1.916 S.614 1.052 1.0S8 63 303 744 . "674 Chelan 822 Clallam 754 Clark . 1.831 Columbia 718 168 Cowlitz 1,313 Douglas ....... 066 Ferrr 312 37i 248 174 Franklin ...... 314 Garfield 457 Island 3S4 163 250 483 7.106 804 104 532 Jefferson 870 Klng-... 16.T10 Kitsap 1.475 Kittitas 1.277 Klickitat 1.154 LewLs 2.453 Lincoln 1,406 Mason 550 Okanogan 760 Pacific 785 98 272 1,720 364 1.270 135 1.692 Pierce T.175 Ban Juan 621 Bkntft ........ 2,617 Elcamaala ..... 233 Snohomish .... 4.C22 Bookane 5.158 2.977 Btevens 1.2S3 815 Thurston 1,493 128 310 wanKiakum .. 442 Walla Walla... 1.SS3 93 Wh acorn 4.853 Whitman 2.115 Taklma 2.589 8.037 637 1.490 Totals 74.006 58.979 Mead's plurality, 15.027. 22.815 7.783 AT THE THEATERS What the Press Agents Say. "The New Dominion." Fireworks t It's everybody's week, and anybody's week, at the Columbia theater. As the Baron Hohenstauffen (Mr. Baume) steps on the stage, when a Fourth of July celebration is In progress, firecrackers resound to the thumplngs of his heart for the fairest daughter of old Virginia. "The New Dominion" Is the name of the play, but it is inadequate In suggest ing the genuinely entertaining qualities of the incomparable piece of wit and cleverness. A German fellow, studying botany, encounters the best flower he ever saw one of old Virginia s beautiful daughters (taken by Miss Counties). Tha love scencfe between this pair are about the most bewitching episodes that have occurred on the stage In Portland this season. Mr. Baume's handling of this German man who loves explosively and tries to teach his lady love German, and has the most adorable character Imag inable, is the best work that this popular actor has yet done. He is a real star this week, and he succeeds admirably, The fun and go of the play are greatly due to Miss Countiss. She is Southern born and plays the sweet Southern girl with an Impressive charm that makes the audiences more and more enthusias tic every performance. Mr. Berrell fairly re-creates the fine part of Norman Ban' dolph. Mr. Bowles appears for the first time as the villain. The settings are superb. It(ls the most extraordinary play that the Columbia company has done a thoroughly American play seasoned and saturated with the German flavor. There is enough fun, and love, and emotion in it to last you for a month. It Is a solen did bill, and everybody should see it It runs ail the week. Last Performance Tonight. Tonight the last performance of that unarming- oio, iegena or the Catskills, "Rip Van, tinkle," produced by Thomas Jefferson and an excellent supporting company, will be given at the Marquam Grand Theater. This beautiful old cVama so cleverly given shojuld be seen by both young and old. COMING ATTRACTIONS. all. Advance Sale Temerrow. The Introduction of "Who's Bramr which occurs at the Marquaa Grand Theater next Friday and Saturdav nlrhts Deceasber 2 and 3, with a special satlnee Saturday, brings before the public in the person of William Morris, an actor et boundless attainments, who has already made a splendid record for himself, a record earned through ability ratker than sensational circumstances. Ttf trala&g has beep evere and his schooling the best the American stage could give. la era junction with John T. Hall Mr. Merrte will present "Who's Brown T" with a on pany of players whose training fits Umbs well for the parts they have i kad. "Who's- Brown?" is one of the greatest ituae-producing- comedies extant, and. tfcotifffa receiving its trat prat tatfaw in tMi city, Jt bas evrrwlwre ! ba. ac- ia1alIlaljallaiIjaija1JMHH conSed universal praise. The advance sale of seats will open tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock. "The Devil's Auction" Tomorrow. Tomorrow and Thursday nights the spectacular extravaganza, 'TThe Devil's Auction," will be the attraction at the Marquam Grand Theater. Seats are now selling. Opening of The Empire. Among the notable theatrical events already chronicled to Invite consideration Is the opening of the Empire, which has been announced for next Sunday after noon in a magnificent revival of "Dark est Russia," a play which has long been pleasantly remembered as furnishing the right sort of entertainment containing not only the true spirit of dramatic in terest but furnishing a sufficient quan tity of humorous purposo as well. Inasmuch as the affairs of the Russia Japan war are of exciting interest and the the play has an important bearing upon the conditions of the Russian gov ernment there is no reason why "Dark est Russia" should not command sub stantial recognition at this particular time. Miss Eva Montford's interpreta tion of Ilda, the Jewish girl, has won much pr&lBe everywhere. AT THE VAUDEVILLE THEATERS Baker. Think of two people sending volleys of plates to another man, and the latter catching tho storm without missing one plate! This smart business appears in a sketch entitled "The Interrupted Supper," and Is the particular hit at the Baker by the five Onrls. Three of the party are men, and there are a woman and a boy. For years, these people have presented a high-class act, and thi one is up to its predecessors. The orange juggling is a -wonderful bit of hand work, and the or anges appear to spring into the air at wilL The two Kobers, man and woman, also have a very good act In their aerial trapece work. Most trapcxe artists have' a set underneath them in caso any little misunderstanding should occur, but not so the Kobers, and their last leap is pari II iag. Leandor brothers deserve credit for their refined exposition of acrobatic and Greek statuary. At times they almost ap pear to be cut out of white marble. The olograph Sashes an exciting fox and dog light, also a love scene. Harry Hoyt In "'Good-Bye, Uttle Girl, Good-Bye"; Errol ana Trainor in a comedy act and Young as4 Brooks, musicians and singers, make Bp the good. bill. Bljavu. Oar fathers talk of the elder Sothern as Lord Dundreary, with his whiskers, tali hat an Bogllsk accent Well, there's a Dundreary tMe weak at the Bijou, and Mb same is Harry Steeie, an exponent of the art of oMMdy rtiUar skating; Ha baa the saitdy-eotarftd wbfokara. tha fig ure and t&a air of Pandr ry of eld; fruly An event that is attracting widespread attention throughout the city and the Northwest. A great store is illustrating its vast resources and displaying the rarest and most beautiful pianos in all the world. Chickering pianos, the Weber, the Kimball, Haielton, Lester, Hob art M. Cable, Grown, an art exhibit, worthy the study of the most critical. The object of this exposition is two-fold: To demon strate the ability of this store to meet the demands of the very finest custom of this city and also to make prices which silence competition. Every one contemplating the purchase of a piano .sooner or later, will do .well to visit our store now. The exhibition of Chickering pianos is remarkably complete, embracing baby uprights, large uprights, small and large grands, in the choicest woods. Especially interesting is the display of Weber grands and uprights, including the latest Weber creation, the style AA, which is surely a "gem." The wonderful Weber with the - Metrostyle Pianola mechanism built right onto it is another instrument which will have an especial interest for music lovers who cannot play the ordinary piano. Pianolas, Aeriolas, 0rche3trelles of every description at prices ranging from 195 to $1800. EILERS PIANO HOUSE - 351 WASHINGTON STREET, COR, PARK Dundreary didn't go the length of roller skates. McNamee ought also to bo seen, for he possesses artistic cleverness In modeling. One minute the plastic clay is' in his right hand, uncreated, and tho next a face grows under the touch of his fin gerswhite, pure, marble-like. How a real barber would start It he saw the faco of the man he was shaving change at least six times into those of other men a negro, Jap, a tramp, etc! This Is what the Yltascope shows, also a funny adven ture between a business man and his stenographer, in -which a flirtation brings its own punishment "Two Little Boys" Is Pearl Grayson's illustrated song. En tertainment Is also given by Lydell and Butterworth, a blackface comedy team; Aubrey sisters, two pretty girls who dance, and Walker and Labell. comedy musical jeople. Lyric. Ethel White and her little pickaninnies from Australia live up to the promise ex pected of them and have made a hit with the Lyric crowd. The children appear in blackface, and a pretty home scene Is en acted. Ths Burks, two young men, daz zle people with their clever work in swing ing illuminated clubs, and In juggling they more than hold their own, being both entertaining and amusing. Jv W. Wood, baritone, arouses pleasant memories by his singing of Von Tilzers famous song, "Jennie Lee, and the vltascope presents a variety' of comic pictures which "are aa welcome as sunshine, for they make you laugh, and what Is better than a good laugh? The Kramers, a colored young man and woman are the funny team of the show, and they are not only good step dancers, but show taleat in the act ing line, in a domestic quarrel scene. The -woman makes up as a typical negro comedienne, and her head is wrapped up in a red handkerchief, the chief song in this act being. "All tho Money In the Bank." The WhlteaJdes, & young boy" and girl, do a comedy sketch, partly made up about people in the audience. Star. Six Austrian girls, Including a tall, aignlfled-looklng drum major and five players of brass band Instruments, are the shining: lights this week at the Star. They are handsomely costumed, and execute a series of evolutions and play martial airs. One of the girls plays a trumpet, two girls play corsets, and the remaining two a trombone and tuba. They received several eacores yesterday, and their reply was army; bugle calls played oa trumpets. The tone they produce is remarkable for young- women. The Mocart comedy Four is aaosg the best singiag come dians ever heard here. Thera are four young ma Is the erowd, and It's a treat to hear tbesa stag is hanoony, "Osly a SoMH-er Bey" and "That Jersey Shore." aa4 hear a Wt of sarcasm about drum seers. Os of tfce comedians has a. seem ingly laeThawetlhla supply of ce. The Freaek aad Br Hits army projectoeeope picture ae with- eeeteg; and se are Tlat Wekfc Mi Ism ynitayliil Jem. Welch's legs must have double joints. Rice and Walters present an amusing sketch, "A Day of the Farm," and the bogus cows would make a real bovine jealous. The two Garrlty sisters are re fined dancers and their costumes and hats are fetching. Grand. There are ten acts billed "at the Grand, and for a new house the latter Is doing well both in attractions and attendance. The top-liner act Is that given by Rawls and Von Kaufman,- the man being in blackface, while tha young woman makes a pretty stage picture and sings welt Rawls is one of the best black-face, comedians ever seen here, his dialect work being admirable. The sketch he and his partner present Is entitled "Mush," and among the songs are: "Sweet Antoinette," "Live A-Humble" and "The Ark." Four boys, called the Mangeans, billed as society acrobats, make a pronounced hit All four appear in evening dress, and their acrobatic work is first-class, the star being a boy about seven years old. Charles and Ida Kalmo, lightning-change dancers, first appear in Scotch tartan, and are seen In different national dances. Alfred Bonner feeling ly sang an illustrated song, 'When My Golden Hair Has Turned to Sliver Gray." The grandescope showing "The Elope menf and "Willie's Vacation"; Ed B. and Rolta. White, comedy athletes; the Empire trio in comedy and singing; Tom my Hayes, trick bone soloist, and Walsh and Ligon in "The Burglar and the Sou brette" all make good. Arcade. There's a real fire-department scene, with thrilling rescues from actual life, by cockatoos; at the Arcade this week, and the birds' make a big hit Lamont pre sents the attraction from Australia, and his 30 intelligent white, pretty birds do him credit as a trainer. The birds play see-saw, while as grandfather-looking cockatoo slowly "works the swing. "Dewey" is the name of a rakish-looking bird who can detect between the Ameri can. Irish and French flags. Other birds ring a. bell to a given number of. strokes, telling the number of the days of the week and month. Bucking bronchos and other lively pictures are flashed by tha bioscope, and Kate Coyle pleases with her new illustrated song, "The Mansion of Aching Hearts." Malcolm, is a clever and agile performer in the realm of gun splnnlng; hoop-rolling. Jugglery, and ulti mately he disappears in a flaming circle of fire. Billy Miller, monologulst in black face is a funny fellow who sing songs and tella stories. Leicester and Wilson, comedy sketch artists, make good, presenting- "La Belle Creole," "Bonnie Sweet Beeeie" and a duet Smelt Delkleus When MM. Among a party of citizens who were ad mirlsr a lot of Columbia River smelt dis played In front of a market yesterday. was as. elderly fentlemaa woe, after ft experience of some 40 years In the mar ket business In Boston, has built himself a nice home and intends to spend the re mainder of his days here. He said he .was well acquainted with the excellence of tha smelt as they had the same variety on the Atlantic Coast and they were highly esteemed there. He remarked that many cooked these smelt by frying them in oil or lard and in this way lost the delicate taste they have when properly broiled. Most people appreciate the superiority of broiled steak or chops over those that are fried, but modern cookstovea and ranges are not well adapted for broiling, and so many have to eat things fried which they would much rather have had broiled, '.mere are, however, many who are not aware that many kinds of fish ara as much Improved by being broiled as are steaks, etc The young chlnook" salmon of 2 to I pounds, commonly called salmon trout are when properly brolled the most delicious dish imaginable, much moro delicate and tasty than when fried. The directions for broiling smelt given-by the gentleman mentioned are quoted "here for the benefit of those who have always been accustomed to eating them fried is grease of somo kind, and it is hoped that many may be benefited by it: "Wash clean, and wipe dry the smelt. Rub the wires of a folding broiler with a piece of bacon to prevent the. fish from sticking to themv close the broiler and broil tne fish nicely on both sides till done; place them carefully, without breaking them, on a hot dish, with some bits of butter on, them, if desired, and serve at once: They wil be found a dish fit for the godeV Take Pise's Cere far Cujiaiiniptlim fer Coughs and Colds. By all ornffslats. SSc, NOT FOR BEST FARM ' " la the See. "I saw so much In the papers abot the wonderful cures- effected by Pyramid PHe Cure X determined, to give Jt a trial. I bought from my druggists one t-cat pox and need it as directed, and by, tiiel time I had used the last 'Pyramid' I was- en tirely cured; in four days;, after-1 began: to use tne pyramids'' all lnnammaBee was zone-; I was perfectly easy all the- time, the excessive dlecharge stopped at oaoe, and stools became easy and geatfe. "I war unable to get my ews firewood for four months, and half the time when I could walk at ! all I had to walk) half bent I used many pile remedies, salves and ointments., all to no effect until I used one Se-eent box of Pyramid "Pile. Cure and was cured. . , "I would not be afflicted aa I was few months ago for the best. farm in the State Qf Arkansas. I caa. give, proof and reference of the wonderful core to all who are afflicted as I was. PSeeepoMislk my letter that I may advtee the aJEBoeaeV2 W. X. Waffis,. Pigfet, Ark.. Box m. The experience of Mr. Wallte is tfcat.e thousands of others who suffer for years -nritfe flu, onat .aalnfn fill mil nf T n thing; they hear of, give up all hope- ef a. cure ana java. xoc umnmnucj roues OBly. To all soca. a little book pobitetaed by Pyramid Drug Co., MrbalL Mi, fcrloga xa4 tidings, as it tells aft about the cause- aad cure, of guen and is sent free far that. i