i FUN OVER THE FAIR Lucid Intervals Relieve Strain on the Officials. Meier & Frank Store's Thanksgiving Cloak and Suit Sale THE MOBNING OREGONUlN, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1904, J Great Special Thanksgiving Sale of Women's and Children?s Handkerchiefs, the Best Bargains in Portland i . QUEER LETTERS RECEIVED One Man, In St. Louis States That His Father Knew President Goode When He Started West With Lewis and Clark. Some strange notions exist, of the Lewis and Clark Exposition In differ ent sections of the country, as the cor respondence received at headquarters frequently shows. Of course, the aver age correspondent knows whereof he Is writing, but not a few Instances of laughable ignorance on the subject are displayed. In fact, extracts m from the correspondence that is received for a World's Fair would make a very cred itable display in itself If there were a comic department. There are letters from every con ceivable portion of the United States, most of them, to be sure, intelligent and business-like, but many of them the Idiosyncracles of people who have formed their own ideas of the Ex position. One notion that has seized many corre spondents is that the Exposition is being built and promoted by two gentlemen named respectively Lewis and Clark. For instance, a letter was received during the past week addressed to "Messrs. Lewis and Clark, Gentlemen." It went on to state that the writer had "heard of tho Fair which "you two gentlemen" are get ting up, and asked for the name of tho leading Portland newspaper. He Knew President Goode. In the same connection a laughable in stance occurred a short time ago at St. Louis during the visit of President Jeffer son Myers, of the Lewis and Clark'State Commission. "While Mr. Myers was sitting In the Ore gon State building, a darkey from Ken tucky called on him and asked for the address of President Goode. It will be re called that a majority of the Lewis and Clark party were Kentucklans, and, there fore, the Blue Grass State has heard much about the Lewis and Clark Fair, which had come to the ears of the negro in ques tion. The ebony-hued visitor at once asked for the address of President Goode. "Mah ole dad he done know this yah .Mistah Pres'dent Goode when he leave Kalntuck with Mistah Lewis an Clark," said the negro. "I done wants foh to write to him ah' get a job." "Your father knew President Goode when he left with Lewis and Clark for the "West!" exclaimed the startled Mr. Myers. "Yais, sah! He done knowed him fo a fact," responded the darkey. "He tol' mo about it mo times 'an once, and we's all glad to know Mistah Goode Is gittin along out than." "Don't you think President Goode must be getting pretty old by this time," asked the Commission President. "Ah, they don't nevah die, sah, aout thah in that country, do they?" asked the darkey In a tone that implied he believed the West to he a place of eternal life. Concerning Huge Logs. facts concerning the magnificent For restry building have caused much atten tion throughout the country. Several let ters have been received asking as to the real dimensions of the logs of which the great log cabin is to be built. One corre spondent wished to know if the logs really are 20 feet thick, as he had heard. C. A. Matthews, general agent of the Northern" Pacific passenger department, was marvelling at the monster logs during the visit of the official Northern Pacific party at the grounds Friday. "I don't believe they are ten feet thick, though," remarked Mr. Matthews. "1 was talking to some tourists in Chicago, who had seen the building," said Mr. Mat thews, "and they told me it was the most wonderful thing they had ever seen in tnelr lives. They said the logs of which it was made were ten feet thick, and that there was but six logs to a side, the building being CO feet high." A letter received during the week throws some better light on the ravages of her edity as a leveler of family honors. A man who is a janitor in a St. Louis building- asked that a day be set apart at the Lewis and Clark Exposition for the people of all branches of the family bearing his " name. He said they are descended from powerful Norman Barons, and that his forebears had done much toward the mak ing of early English history. The name is an obscure one, and perhaps there are not 60 people of the name in America. Family reunions, however, are being en couraged by the Exposition management. There will be reunion for the descendants of Captain Lewis, and some dozens of the Lewis family have already announced their intention of coming here. It would be particularly pleasing to the Exposition to have full and complete reunions of the entire Smith and Jones families. AGAINST THE CIGARETTE. Five Hundred Boys and Girls Attend Mass Meeting at Centenary. "The American boy makes a noise. He makes things move, and so in this cigar ette movement he has caused a great noise In this city that will make for good." Rev. William Hoppe, D. I., of Centen ary Methodist Episcopal Church. "I am most heartily in sympathy with this anti-cigarette movement. You can't do much for the cbnflrmed cigarette smoker, but we can save the boy from acquiring the habit, and thus preserve him for a useful and honorable life." Rev. Andrew Montgomery, of Third Presbyterian Church. "I do not know which is the worst, the cigarette or the drink habit, and I am heartily glad this antl-clgarette movement has been started here in Portland. It is backed not only by the church, the school teacher and the home, but by the business men of the Nation." Rev. E. Nelson Al len, of the First Cumberland Presbyte rian Church. The above Is the gist of the remarks made at the mass meeting held yesterday afternoon in Centenary M. E. Church, in the line of the cigarette crusade now be ing carried on by Rev. W. R. Struble in Portland. Over 500 boys and girls were present and applauded the speakers heart ily. Dr. Struble closed the meeting with an earnest talk, and announced that he estimated that about 4000 pupils of the Portland schools had become members of the Anti-Cigarette League. He read re ports from the Stephens School, showing 300 members, and from the North Central and Central, with ECO more. He an nounced that the campaign would go on. and that some monster mass meetings were being arranged for in the Armory and elsewhere. Old People Have Their Troubles. The most common ailments to which people past middle age are subject are indigestion and constipation. Fortunately there is a remedy especially suited to these disorders and that affords prompt relief. It is called Chamberlain's Stom ach and Liver Tablets. The laxative ef fect of these Tablets Is so agreeable and so natural that you do not realize that it has been produced by a medicine. They also improve the appetite and strengthen the digestion. Write to the Chamberlain Medicine Co., Des Moines, la., for a free sample, and give them a trial, or get the regular 25-cent size from your. dru jxitU AU dxuElt . Evening Waists Reduced Marvelous values this week. Ex clusive novelties in Evening and Dress Waists; Chiffon Taffetas, Chif fon Messalines, Crepe de Chines, Lace, Peau de Cygnes; magnificent styles in all shades $16.00 Waists for $12.45 Each $18.00 Waists for $14.25 Each $22.00 Waists for $16.85 Each $25.00 Waists for $ 18.45 Each $28.00 Waists for $22.45 Each $32.00 Waists for $24.45 Each $45 .OO Waists for $32.50, Each Silk Petticoats All high-class Petticoats reduced. $14.00 Values at 310.85 $16.50 Values at $12.95 $25.00 Values at $20.25 $28.00 Values at $21.25 $18.00 Values at $14.65 $30.00 Values at $23.15 $22.50 Values at $17.45- $32.00 Values at $25.35 $40.00 Values at $31.25 $42, $44 Suits $31.45 Ea. "Women's handsome Suits in Direc toire, blouse or tight-fitting styles, with or without vests, and me dium length jackets in mannish mixtures; Cheviots, Coverts and Tweeds; black, navy, tan, grays, light and dark mixtures; this sea son's $40.00, $42.00 and $44.00 Suits, on sale Thanksgiving week at the marvelously AK. low price of $50 Costumes $34.3 Special purchase of 15 beautiful Crepe de Chine Evenings Gowns, in gray, light blue, brown, navy, pink, white and champagne; waist has lace yoke and clusters of tucks; skirt is shirred to the belt; clusters of tucks around bottom of skirt; entire gown Taffeta Silk lined; regular $50.00 J'i OC value, on sale at $34ftOJ Great special values in "Walking Skirts and Children's Garments. $22.50 Cravenettes $ 1 7.45 "Women's Cravenette Raglans in blouse, plaited back, collarless, leg-o '-mutton sleeve, fancy button trimmed; tans, olives and Ox fords; best $22.50 9 A,K values, for sale at. . . v tO "Women's Cravenettes, box plaited with belt; tans,' olives, Oxfords; all new, handsome styles; best $22.50 values, for 7 A Thanksgiving week..P $20.00 COATS $15.45 EACH "Women's Tan Covert Tourist Coats, single or double-breasted, satin lined, with or without collar, slot seam back with belt; this season's most desirable style, I? vl C regular $20.00 value .F UsKJ FUR BARGAINS 22-Inch Astrachan Jacket, storm collar, leg-o'-mutton sleeve, regular $33.00 value, for this on oe sale - 60.0j Long1 Sable Wolf Scarf, squirrel lined, six tails; regular-$15.00 value, C11 OK for this sale i Long Black Coney Scarf, six tails, . silk cord ornaments; best $7.50 cc value, for this sale $2.50 Umbrellas $1.5? Great special purchase of 500 Women's Fine Umbrellas Twilled gloria covering: and case Immense variety of han dles, including pearl, gold and sterling mounted, gun metal, horn, enamel, Dresdens, fancy carved pearl, plain wood ster ling mounted, etcBeautiful styles for Christmas gifts Values $2,$2725 and $2.50 ea. Your choice while they last at $ 1 .57 Mailorders will be filled Knit Underwear 79c For women at low prices. "Women's natural wool vests and Pants, regular $1.00 values, each "Harvard Mills" wool Vests and Pants, natural or a9 white, reg. $2 vals..v p "Women's Lisle- Union Suits, light blue, pink and black, open front, all sizes, $3.00 o values SUBBONS 3c YARD 10,000 yards of all Silk, Satin and Grosgrain Ribbons, widths 5, 7, 9 and 12, splendid for o holiday fancy work, yard. .C Perrins Kid Gloves 98c Pr. e offer for today, tomorrow and Wednesday, 1000 Prs. of P err ins Real French Kid Gloves, a great special pur chase of this season's best styles, all sizes and the tending shades, white, black, gray, tans, modes, oxblood, etc.r every pair the famous Perrins' Real French Kid Gloves that every Portland woman knows as the most satis factory in style and wearing qualities An. immense variety to se lect from, every pair genuine $1.50 .value An opportu nity to buy Thanksgiving Gloves at afraction. of their real worth Today. Tuesday aad Wednesday at, pr. Mail Orders Filled Write Today Thanksgiving Tableware Specials 3-piece Carving Sets, stag handles, lined box; value i e extraordinary for Thanksgiving week set 30J 3-piece Carving Set, stag handles, sterling silver LA, AO mountings, leather case, $6.00 value, for 40" Cracker Jars of colored opal glass, silver-plated cover, r qq fancy decorated; regular $2.50 value 4 I Cut Glass Jelly Dishes, with or without handles, hand- Qi some cut; regular $3.75 value, for this sale 4&r. $2.00 Cut Glass Bon-Bon Dishes for eac S1.63 $3.00 Cut Glass Olive Dishes, new shape and cut each. . . .$2.56 $7.25 Cut Glass Celery Dishes, $5.98; $4.50 Cut Glass Dishes, $3.7.6; Glass Salt and Pepper Shakers, sterling tops, ea. .12 Beautiful Cut Glass Vases, 12-inch high; $15.00 value. .$12.50 Mail orders will be carefully filled. "Write today. Holiday Stationery Specials Box Cabinet Paper, containing 100 sheets of paper, 50 Q-i envelopes, best 75c values for this sale, box mZ? Lap Tablet Box, 2 quires paper, 50 envelopes, Atr regular $1.25 value, box 0C New Box Paper, hemstitched design, blue, gray or white, p a 75c value, at the low price of, box All the newest and best Box Papers at 40c, 45c, 50c, 60c, 75c, $1.00 up to $3.50 box. Large Letter Tablet, best paper, 25c value 15 Plain "White Paper Napkins, per hundred IGd Dennison's Sealing "Wax Sets, 50c value 39 Paper Table Sets, Ice Cream Molds, etc. Laces and Embroideries Cleaning up Evening Nets in white, black and cream, all the newest and prettiest styles, big variety. Values up to $1.25, 69c yd. Valnes up to $2, $1.1 9 yd. Net Top Laces in white and cream widths, 4 to 12 inches, q values 65c yard, at the low price of, yard New lot of Corset Cover Embroideries, best styles, values q up to $1.25 yard, at the low price of, yard JK "White and cream Venise Appliques , t Values up to 65c yard for, yard ...... 25 Values up to $1.25 yard for, yard . , 50 Lace Eobes at special low prices. THANKSGIVING SALE OF Chafing Dishes, 3 o'Clock Teas, Etc. Nickel Chafing Dishes, 3-pint size with fancy cover and r ftQ stand, very best burner, $9.00 and $10.00 values, for.. 4 0 -f Chafing Dishes with wrought-iron stand, 3-pint size, in best $4.00 values, for Thanksgiving week I T3F 5 o'Clock Teas, nickel, on stand or swinging kettle; fq regular $4.25 value, for Thanksgiving week Candle Shades, Coronation design; red and pink; regu- a lar 25c values, for Thanksgiving week, each Large Silk Candle Shades, $1.85 values each $1.48 Large assortment of Colored Candles, great bargain 3-5 Handsome Nickel Nut Crackers, great value, each 15 Great Thanksgiving bargains in Silverware, Cutlery, Dinner Sets, Fancy China, Carving Sets, Turkey Roasters, etc. $25,000 Worth of Oriental Rugs At Special Sale Prices $25,000 worth of Oriental Rugs just received They were promised us six months ago, in time for Fall business, but collecting Oriental Rugs isn't the easiest kind of a task Magnificent Specimens, Rugs, Hall Runners, Mats, Room sizes By far the grandest collection ever shown in Portland and in order to encourage immediate buying we quote a great list of wonderful valnes for the coming week Every rug a gem 3d Floor 18x36 Anatolian Mats, $5 values, for., .S3.95 $17.50 Carabagh Rugs, for this sale. . .12.95 $21.00 Belooch, reduced to $15.65 Beautiful Genjeh Rugs, $17.50 value. .$12.95 Magnificent Shirvan Rugs, $27.50 val. $21.50 $24.50 Bokara Rug for S18.85 $35.00 Moussul Rug for. .. 28.50 $95.00 Afghan Rug for S79.50 $105.00 Iran Rug for $87.00 $87.50 Feraghan Rug for. $71.00 $47.50 .Gurdez Rug for $38.00 $105.00 Cashmere Rug for $79.00 Hall Runners, rpom sized. Rugs, Prayer Mats, in all sizes and great range of prices. Great November Shoe Sale We're doing the greatest shoe business In our history, the reasons for which are quickly found by trading at the Meier &. Frank Shoe Store Good Shoes Standard Foot wear for women, men and children at rock-bottom prices Women's Shoes $2.05 Pair 1000 pairs of Women's $3.00 Shoes; well place them tion with the best $3.50 advertised shoes; vici orjoatent tip, patent leathers,, light or heavy soles, Cuban heel, all sizes and widths, for, pair Mail orders will be filled at sale price. 500 pairs of "Women's Shoes, odds and ends, low heels heels, lace and button styles, vici kid, stock or pat ent tip, lignt or heavy soles, $2.50 and $3 vals., pr. . , in competi Md, stock $2.05 and spring $1.38 MEN'S $4.00 SHOES $2.78 Men's Goodyear "Welt Shoes, patent colt, blucher cut; box calf, lace or blucher cut; Eskimo calf, blucher cut; very best models in all sizes and widths; regular $4.00 values on sale for, pair $2.?8 WOMEN'S FELT SLIPPERS . "Women's Felt Slippers, made in Dolgeville, Cali forniaThe best styles, the kind other stores advertise as $1.50 .values, you'll find oii sale here at, pair C 3v Misses' sizes, 68 pair; Children's, 63 i Thanksgiving Linen Sale pur Thanksgiving Linen Sale offers you choice from our entire stock of fine Table Linens at decidedly low prices Included will be found John S. Brown & Sons' World Famous "Shamrock" Linens Damasks,: Napkini, - Sets The Linens that took the grand prize and two gold medals i atitfce St. Louis Fak When buying Table Linens buy the feesi; they cost no more than the inferior makes! AllHemstitched Damask Table Sets Ta bl'e'Gldths and 1 dozen Napkins to match $7;00; Sets for $5.80 $10.00 Table Sets for $7.65 $12.50-Table Sets for $8.,95 $15.00 Table Sets for.....; $11.90 $i&.00 Tabid- Sets -for $14.10 $20.00 Table Sets for $15.85 $25.00 Table Sets for ...$19.45 . $2.50 Table Damasks, yard $1.98 All Napkins, Doilies, Tray Cloths, etc., at Bleached ly reduced 50c TaTjle 60c Table 70c Table $1.00 Table $1.25 Table $1.75 Table $2.25 Table $1.50 Table $4.00 Table reduced prices Satin Damasks, alt grades, .great Damask; yard. . ... . v. . , . 39 Damask, .yard, y . .;. . . -( 48 Damask, -yardVy'?i., .-. . . . ".66 Damask, yaxdrJ. J. 89 Damask, yard.. Damask yard . i $1.4o Damask, 'yard ....... .. . $1.7 6 Damask yard.-:r.; .$1.21 Damask,, yard.'. . .$3.30 Doll Show Prize Winners Handsomest-Dressed Doll Catherine Khapp, 242 East 8th St 2d Handsomest-Dressed Doll Mary Corbett Robertson, 259 12th St Largest and Handsomest-Dressed Doll Dorothy Connell, 434Larabee.St Smallest and Handsomest-Dressed Doll Joy Sargent, 230 N. 19th St. Most Original Doll Grace McKenzie, 251 King St. Best Character Doll Marguerite Leaman, 534 T&coma Ave. Fanciest-Dressed Doll Amy Lauer, 668 Everett St Meier & Frank Special-Dressed Doll Tonena Fay, 207 Pennoyer St. All tho above young ladles can secure their prizes by calling? at the store te4ay. Percales at 9c a Yard For Monday, Tuesday and "Wednesday we offer 10,000 yards of 36-inch Per cales, very best colors and designs, immense variety and remark- Q able value, yard. -r C Spot Cotton Crepes, in all the lead- ti. Ins shades, for. yard 1C 30c. 35c plain Silk Orgran- o.l. dies, best colors, yard 1C 25c to 56c Fancy French Organdies Q for, yajs ..7v $1.50 Velvets at 49c 2000 yards of fancy Waist and Suiting; Vel vets, this season's very best patterns and colorings; regular 85c, $1.00 and iq $1.50 values on sale today at., HfZfC DRESS GOODS Four great lots of nevr "Wool Dress Goods, mixtures and mannish Suitings in big variety this season's very best materials S5c grade for, yard 65 $1.00 grade for, yard. . . .79 $1.25 grade for,"yard .-97c $1.50 grade for, yard.. $1.27 Portieres att HalfPyice 25c patterns of Portieres, only one pair of a pattern, marvelous values, at these prices: $4.50 Portieres for, pair $2.25 $5.50 Portieres for, pair. . . . f$2.75 $6.50 Portieres for ,pair'. $3.25 $7.50 Portieres for, pair $3.75 Few pairs at $4.35, $4.75, 9Sjr. 97.76; values up to flK5) pair. . 15 patterns of Cross Stripe Madras Curtains, ranging in" Value, from .7 $1.50 to 4,75, best styles; rMUX your choice at , PRICK