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J?tts, 1008 Market: Frank Scott. 80 Ellis; N. Wheatley. 83 Stevenson: Hotel St. Francis News Stand. Washington. X. C. Ebbltt House News Stand. , YESTERDAY'S WEATHER Maximum tern' perature', 61 deg.; minimum, 45. Precipitation, none.' TODAY'S WEATHER Fair; northwest winds. PORTLAND, MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1904, THE SLAUGHTER IN MANCHURIA. He was a poet of very gentle nature, yet 'a close observer and profound thinker, who said that "armies arrayed for mutual slaughter" were "God's most dreaded instruments for working out a pure intent." "Tea," continued the poet, ''carnage is God's daughter. "With the carnage In-the battles of Man churia could he witness it the 'maker of such "three-piled hyperboles" cer . tainly would be satisfied. Some detail ef the reports of losses in the awful struggle between the Russians and Jap anese about the Shakhe River is now coming forth to the knowledge of the world. The Japanese, who remained In possession of the vast field of battle, extending over a front of more than twenty miles, report that they have buried 10,550 Russian dead; and It Is supposed the Russians succeeded in re moving not a few. The number of wounded is matter of conjecture; but it is found that -with modern arms it is greater. In proportion to those actually killed, than in former times; for the modern rifle, with its. small bullet at ' high velocity, makes a clean cut, and greater numbers than formerly are but slightly wounded. The Japanese est! mate the total casualties of the Rus sians In this battle, which continued several days, at 60,000; but they make no report upon their own losses, nor permit any Information to be sent out about them. This policy is pursued chiefly with the purpose of withholding information from their enemies, of which they might take advantage; and also possibly with a view of avoiding distress or consternation at home. On their side the Russians pursue a policy much the same. As to their own losses, they give out no specific figures; and since they have not held the fields of battle they can only guess what the Japanese losses have been. They say, however, these losses must have been as great or nearly as great as their own a conclusion probable enough since the Japanese In most of the fight ing were the assailants. It is probable, therefore, that the casual ties In both armies at this battle were 100,000. perhaps more. There has been nothing like It since the "Battle of the Nations," at Leipsic, In October, 1813 when the Allies lost 54,000 men, and the French 42,000 killed and wounded arid SO.000 prisoners. These losses, as those of the recent battle, were the result of several days' continuous struggle. The most terrible of all contests of a single day was that of Borodino, in September, 1812, when the killed and wounded of the two armies reached a total of 90,000 some estimates as high as 100,000 about equally divided between the French and Russians. The losses of the present war, therefore, are not with out parallel; but they have not been equalled since the days of Napoleon. At Gravelotte the German killed were 4500 and the wounded over 20,000. The French loss in this severest battle of the latest war between Germany and France was similar. At our Gettysburg the Federal killed numbered 3063; the Confederate killed, 3803. The number of wounded in the two armies approxi mated 40,000. These were-heavy losses, for a battle in which not more than 150,000 men participated. In the recent struggle at Shakhe River the combat ants were probably more than twice as many. But, great as has been the slaughter in these battles between Japanese and Russians, more desperate struggles, with greater losses, are liky to ensue. On neither side has the supreme effort yet been made. Every energy has been employed to. the "utmost to strengthen the position of either army and to bring up reinforcements. The armies now facing each other can number hardly less than 400,000, and may exceed 500,000 men. On both sides there Is a spirit of desperate courage, and a fatalistic tenacity. The men go Into battle -ilttle troubled with the thought whether they are to come out of It or not. Russia has thrown herself into a position which she feels bound .by her history and her pretensions to maintain at any cost; and Japan has staked her existence on her effort to check her adversary. Such a." situation, from which neither party can recede without surrender of Its place In the world of nations, Is a bitter satire on the propositions of a Peace Congress. Russia indeed has no just right to be In Manchuria; but she Is there, and her pride will not permit her to retire; while Japan sees that she must push Russia out pf Manchuria or toe slowly strangled by the pressure of jaussla on China and Corea, and then directly on herself. Russia "will not quit, and Japan therefore .must fight. So the news of the next general slaugh ter Is awaited shocking as it is to the mild philanthropists of the world's peace commissions to see dogged war bristling his angry crest and snarling in the gentle eyes of peace, in so fierce a fashion. AT LARGE ON -THE HIGH SEAS. Startling news Is presented this morning, In the report of the attack made by the Russian naval frce from the Baltic on an English fishing fleet off Hull, on the northeast coast of Eng land, In the North Sea. It was doubt less a result of blundering stupidity; but ft Is an astounding piece of, news. The only possible way of accounting for it is on the supposition that the Rus sian Captains .supposed these fishing smacks to be Japanese gunboats or tor pedo-boats, lying in wait for the Rus sian fleet. But stupidity so dense would be a wonder indeed. It becomes highly interesting to know what the British government will think about it, or what action It will take. On the only possible supposition, name ly, that the Russians thought the fishing boats Japanese vessels, the consequence follows that Great Britain may notify Russia that her naval officers are too Ignorant or too stupid to be permitted at large on the high seas; when might follow action vigorous and decisive by the naval forces of Great Britain. The .fact is that England is the nat ural ally of Japan and ought to protect Japan. It Is England's most effective way of checking Russia. That England will be drawn Into this war has been from the first widely believed. The most probable way Is through Russia's own inconsiderate action. "When she lets loose her Baltic fleet, after, the man ner of Spanish knight-errantry, to at tack everything on the high sea, as Don Quixote made war on windmills, car riers and flocks of sheep, trouble Is likely, to ensue. It is an offence with out a recent parallel. The time has arrived, anyway, when Russia should get a check: and the fight that Japan Is putting up is Eng land's fight as well as her own. Russian warships have stopped com merce from our own Pacific ports to the Orient. They have held up British merchantmen In the Mediterranean. Now they attack British fishing vessels In the North Sea. And now. the ques tion Is whether Russian war vessels should be'allowed to run at large, any where. It is for Great Britain to act. If our Government should remonstrate against any outrage, we should have an appeal from the leathern lungs of our "'peace sneaks," who "want our nose pulled,, against the "big. stick." But, if we elect'Parker, we can cheerfully ac cept any Indignity apd humbly ask for more treatment of the same kind. The need of this country is. Invertebrates In Its affairs. Let us have no naval force, It will only get us Into trouble; and It causes Judge Parker and his party to rail about expenses. HARD LOT OF THE TREACHER. How many of those who sat in the pews, of Oregon churches yesterday realized the magnitude of the task set by the congregations for the men who occupied the pulpits? Take a moment's time this morning to think it over. Pos sibly half of the people "who went to church found the sermons "dry," and there were thousands who stayed away from church because In the past they haVe found the ministers uninteresting. Because the sermons were in many In stances dull they were not condemned as unprofitable, but the hearers re turned to their homes with a feeling that the sermons were .not what they ought to have been Exceptionally good sermons or lectures upon religious top ics were recalled, and there was a long lng for rjust such an Intellectual and spiritual treat every week. Why, then. is it that the sermon heard each Sun day Is less Interesting than the average member of the congregation would like? In the first place, If the sermon was dull, the fault lies largely with the con gregatlon. After working hard all through the week, giving undivided at tention to business or to the affairs of the household, the men and women who fill the pews found themselves on Sat urday night tired, perhaps to the point of exhaustion. An attempt to get an extra hour's sleep on Sunday morning only makes It necessary to hurry that much faster to get ready for church on time,, and when at last the family Is comfortably settled down In a pew, all j vantage of the Government and Is prov are ready to take1 a needed rest The I Ing unwise legislation." He complains light steals faintly through stained glass windows, and the ventilation Is not the best The excessive quiet, the semi-darkness, and all the conditions- and surroundings are anything but stimulating in their effect. Even the singing Is left almost entirely fo the choir, and the average member of the congregation assumes a passive state of mind. What an audience Is this for a public speaker to address? There Is none of that active anticipation which inspires a speaker and puts him in touch with his audience. At what a disadvantage is the preach er as compared with other public speak ers. The lecturer who travels over the country has two or three addresses upon which he has put months and per haps years of study in preparation, The minister must prepare not less than a hundred sermons In a year. The lec turer comes to talk upon some new subject or to discuss an old. one In some new and striking manner. The preacher must tell the old, old story, but tell It In some new way without being so novel In Vito -mathnle oa in nrniico orlUMom The lecturer may resort to humor at in- tervals in order to revive the spirits of a tiring audience, but the preacher must not say anything that will cause a rip- pie of laughter. By a flight of eloquence the lecturer can call forth a storm of applause which not only encourages him but brings back the attention of any whose thoughts may be wander ing. However eloquent the preacher and however warmly the congregation may approve of his utteranoes, custom will not permit any demonstration ex cept a fervent "amen," In which only one or two are bold enough to indulge. The lecturer speaks to an audience re sponsive to his every effort, while the preacher sees before him only the sol emn faces of men and women who carefully conceal any emotion his ap peals may have aroused. The desire for novelty Is one which the preacher may not gratify? He may doubt some of the old-established teach ings of his church, but he must keep his doubt to himself. He may not be lieve that the universe was created In six days of twenty-four hours each, or that the sun stood still at the command of Joshua, or that Jonah lived In the belly of a whale, but he must not spend his time breaking down or explaining away the Bible stories which have been accepted on faith these many centuries. Perhaps the people do not believe these things and do not expect him to believe thera,but they do not want him to say so in the pulplf. A constructive, not a destructive, sermon Is what Is wanted, and the preacher who makes a practice of telling his people what he does not believe soon finds their faith In him and his religion -rapidly waning. The dryness of a.sermon depends -upon the point of vjew. Those indifferent In matters of religion who go to church to be enlightened upon great social problems of the day, or who expect to be entertained, are likely to he disap pointed. Those who go seeking spirit ual guidance in the worship of God will find what they seek If the occupant of the pulpit is truly preaching the Gospel. Among such there Is no demand for novelty or rhetorical display, but when the service Is over they return to their homes filled with a joy which passeth the understanding of those less devout. But congregations are made up of all kinds of people, and a much larger pro portion of churchgoers are of a highly educated class who listen to the words of reason rather than to those of authority. A larger proportion of the people are not satisfied with the reitera tion of the old, old story and they freely criticise a sermon which they do not approve. It may be said, therefore, that in view of all the limitations and condi tions with which the pulpit is surround ed, a hard task has been set for the minister of the Gospel. In the larger churches, where fair salaries bring the best preachers, there Is little complaint of dryness of sermons, but there Is little wonder that In the average church. where the speaker' must address an audience of necessity unresponsive, the sermons are uninteresting to so large a number of people. ANSWER AND REFUTATION. Since Judge Parker had- given the sanction of his name as a candidate for the Presidency to a violent tirade against the administration of affairs In the Philippine Islands, and the alleged consequences thereof. It was altogether proper for the National Adminfstration to refer the allegations to Governor Wright at Manila, and to request from him a report thereon. The correspond ence is published this morning. It Is strange, Indeed, that a man In Judge Parker's position should take vio lent statements from no responsible quarter and make them his own. The answer of Governor Wright Is conclu sive. The allegations have no founda tion. They come from irresponsible sources, supplied to meet a partisan demand. Governor Wright, who refutes them, is a lifelong Democrat- He Is a native of Tennessee, was Attorney-General of that state eight years, and before that time was a prominent member of the Memphis bar; his wife Is a daughter of Admiral Semmes, of the Confederate Navy; he had three sons In the Span Ish War, and holds the degree pf HL. D. from Hamilton College, Through I the service of his sons In the Army ho came into service In the Philippines, where he has lived since 1900. His- serv ice on the Philippine Commission, of whioh he is now. the head, has been of highest value. When he speaks of Phil ippine affairs he knows what he Is talk ing about. Of course .Judge Parker and the anonymous partisan slanderer, whom Judge Parker, for partisan pur poses, .repeats, do not. They are talk ing in the air. This is pitiful business alL round; but the refutation Is made necessary by the Democratic candidate s reckless state ment. A candidate for the Presidency ought to be above expedients so cheap. But cheap lies sometimes have to be answered. DEARLY-BOUGHT EXPERIENCE. A good demand and a shortage in the supply will always result In Increase In values on any commodity that is bought and sold. This Is an economic fact so self-evident that It requires no demon stration. But, plain as it Is, it was overlooked by the Government about a year ago when a foolish law was passed requiring that all Government supplies to be shipped by sea must go forward In American bottoms. With a full knowledge that there was an insuffi cient amount of American tonnage available to prevent a corner and exor bitant prices, this law was passed and partially enforced. Now comes Quar termaster-General Humphrey with ! letter to the Secretary of War complaln- lng that the law "operates to the dlsad- that, in order to comply with the law. he was compelled to pay UO cents per thousand feet more on lumber to a Seattle transportation line than he would have ha'd to pay a foreign steam er at Portland for the same service. On the Atlantic Coast the law has been Ignored, and shipments made from New York to the Philippines since the law went into effect have ajl been by foreign steamers. . The law was framed up and put through largely for the pur pose of aiding the Boston Steamship Company, which was operating steam ships out of Seattle. Portland, having superior facilities over any other port on the Pacific Coast for providing lum ber, forage and other supplies most needed by the Government in the Phil ippines, was securing a larger share of the business than was pleasing to the Seattle men, and this advantage in our favor could not be overcome except by the passage of such a law as Is now making trouble for the Government. Previous to the passage of the law, our shippers had the world to draw on I frtf tnnnfllTft SUDOlleS and Were aCCOrfl- lngly on even terms, with Seattle and Tacoma regarding transportation, and held an advantage in available supplies of the commodities most neeaea across the Pacific When the passage of the law gave the .Boston company a mo nopoly of the traffic, Portland was speedily put out of the running and has since been unable to secure any of Since oeeu uuuuic ti ucuui e iwijr ui uiv. u tu..i. the DUSines& wuiui ouuiuu ufiiiuuuj' come to this" port- The Quartermaster- General Is complaining because the ex orbitant charges- he has been forced to pay are rapidly exhausting the funds provided for such purposes each fiscal year. Producers are also suffering loss through being forced to send their products to market by a roundabout route, and .the only party to tne tran saction who Is deriving any benefits from the absurd law Is the transporta tion monopoly All of this was forecasted by The Oregonlan before the law was passed. and the results are not In the least sur prising. The experience, however. might serve as a warning against the carrying out of the policy to restrict trade wjth our oversea dependencies by extending our coastwise laws to cover trade with the. Philippines. The experi ence of the Government has demon strated, quite conclusively that there is an Insufficient amount of American ton- nage to handle the Government busi ness alone, except at exorbitant rates. As this business Is only an insignificant fraction of the commercial .traffic that Is carried on between the Philippines and the United States, the futility of handling the business In American ships exclusively can ' be easily understood. The Government - Is already breaking Its own laws by shipping from the At lantic seaboard in foreign bottoms, and this confession of Inability to comply with such a law should have the effect of causing the Instant repeal of the law, which will soon be hampering our Phil ippine trade by placing" It at the mercy of an American shipping combine. A WITNESS WHO KNOWS. Archbishop Harty, of Manila, who has returned to that city after, an ex tensive tour of the remote provinces within his Jurisdiction, makes this statement: l.was Impressed during my Journeying by the progress of American Institutions among the masses of the people, the general happiness, the security of persons and property, and the su premacy of order and Justice. I believe that under divine guidance the beneficent rule of America 1 deslned ultimately to place the Christian Malay race on a moral and political plane that as yet has never been attained by an Oriental people. This task that the Amer icans have assumed they cannot shirk- or aban- don. This work that Governor Taxt so awpl- clously began and that Governor Wright con- tlnues must be carried to a triumphant con. elusion. This statement accords with that of every actual observer. The archbishop has been almost a year In the islands, and has visited nearly all of them. He knows more of the condition of the peo ple, of the progress they have made and of the benefits conferred on them by American rule than Judge Parker, Richard Olney or any other political theorist and partisan who never has seen them. He speaks of the "general happiness, the security of persons and property, and the supremacy of order and justice" In the Islands, where they were unknown before. That does not accord with Judge Parker's description of the state of affairs. But that, as the Chicago Tribune says, is because the Judge deals in fiction and the arch bishop in fact. Archbishop Glennon, of the Catholic diocese of St. Louis, In acircular letter recently- Issued, strongly protests against the enactment of a law to pro vide "free text-books to the children of the public schools. He regards such a law as extravagant because all un necessary taxation is extravagant; in equitable because It does, not apply to all children who are belnff educated, and dangerous because It Is another step toward socialism, implying as a logical sequence the giving later on of free clothes andfree food.. The arch bishop submits that such an order of- things might be proper for a peniten tiary, but not for a free people, espe cially whose antecedents have made for the building up of a healthy Individual- lty. This presentment against the tend- ency to paternalism In government i3 a strong one, but It Is not new. The clamor for "free" things has frequently drowned but has never answered it. In point of fact, nothing in this world is "free" except air. The public utili ties which pass under that head make significant showing In the expense ac counts of the state, county -or city, as the case may be, as often as such ac counts are audited, while the constant effort to Increase the list plainly demon strates a growth that 'Is -away from In dividualism and' toward paternalism. The Lewis and Clark Fair will be open Sundays. So much Ib absolutely settled. But the management has wise ly endeavored to formulate a plan for admitting the public within the Pair gates that will be acceptable to all reasonable persons, who regard Sunday either as a day of rest or of worship. Machinery will be stopped. Exhibit buildings will be closed, except the Fine Arts and similar structures. There will be religious services, and preachers and other pubic speakers of note will be invited to participate. Any further ef fort to defeat Sunday opening will un doubtedly be futile, and it might as well cease. If we are to refuse to permit the public to view quietly on Sunday the beauties of the Exposition, then 'we shall be justified In closing our public parks, stopping our street-cars, tying up our river boats arid requiring every one to fold his hands and remain in doors. " The barbers of this city, after solemn deliberation, have decided that a man may be lawfully shaved in all shops up to 10 o'clock P. M., provided he Is will ing to pay 10 cents additional for the service between 8 and M o'clock. The condescension shown Is sublime, and the penalty passed upon late shavers is not grievous. But above all, "trouble" that has come to be such a significant element in labor matters Is averted. In his .dotage General Miles writes about "the perils of militarism and of Imperialism." But where would the country be, what would General Miles be, IT it and he had had -no more spirit formerly than he has now? It Is a case of paresis of spirit, mind and conscience Ditlable because General Miles -doesn't Vnow that In hlif nresent state ana Dres- ent time of life he would best preserve ui iioMnn v.,- molntolnlnir jHpTir!f uio Perhaps the Russian fleet, In sinking the fishing vessels, went on the theory, learned by recent terrible experience, that the smaller and more despised the enemy, the greater the danger to tne I -TCU3blU.ua Now we can see why Tom Taggart finds a losing Presidential campaign worth while. Parker's cause may go to mln. but he h6oes to save Indiana. And If he does save it, Taggart wants to De Senator. The probabilities are that the Rus .... n . , ii j I alans Admirals. Captains, sailors ana I.. ., -nfm anil ail were never on uic oco, uc"i so they naturally supposed xnat me -,Ai mo wore Jananese. tlliJW J experience. This time they determined to flre on an enemy wno couio. not ure . back. HlRtorv of a Colt. Atohl, Globe. -. Ttnt Tean has a steel-gray colt that he believes Is threatened witn speea. Next thing: Bill will buy a sulky, and drive the colt around tho racetrack every Sunday morning. Then he win mre man to "train" the colt at tne ukk. callY disarms. As air. nay poiniea out. m Then he will enter it at races, and lose ms address to the peace delegates at Bos rr,nnv Thpn h will throw away the ton. "We have brought away from the knee- pads, ana nitcn tne coit 10 eery wagon with a mule, where ne De- longs. . The colt has been pampered much that It Is already necessary to drive- him with a kicking strap. OUR FEARFUL FRIENDS. Kansas City Star-Times. The New York Herald is, first of all, a live, newspaper. It has distinguished It self as an especially reliable forecaster of elections. The Herald can see nothing but a Roosevelt victory in the coming con test, and it comes out frankly and makes the admission In spite of the fact that it has been doing its best to bring about the election of Parker. This candor is com mendable, . but the reasons assigned for the "one-wayness" of things Is Just a Ilttle amusing, . ' The Herald thinks that the prospects of Roosevelt's success are due to the fact that the country is prosperpus and that the people are afraid to make a change, It Intimates that It Is hard to arouse. the proper degree of fear concerning Roose velt's "Imperialism." but consoles Itself with the hope that the President's election may be a blessing In disguise. This paper rather" hopes to see the "big stick" wielded so ferociously that foreign complications may soon result to ocen the eyes of ihe- country to the true character of the Presi dent. Once In a while once in a long while- there is a glimmering suspicion that some real good soul has actually gone wrong on the subject of "Roosevelt's ambitions that there is a real fear In some timid breast that Roosevelt hopes to make a monarchy of this republic, plant himself on a throne, wage war against every weaK nation ana Ubrlng" about an era of carnage generally. But It Is somewhat surprising to find evi dence of this dismal foreboding in the of fice of the New York Herald. But pos sibly Mr. Bennett does not personally ex perience the apprehension that Is mani festing Itself In his editorial sanctum. It would be sad to think that 'Mr. Bennett is, really under the Impression that his days as a citizen are numbered and that he must soon become a subject. The Army Bugaboo. Mr. . Bryan 'mllltir speeches has much to lay about the standing Army and militarism and all that, as though the country .were in immediate danger trong arm of power. 'But what a flimsy basis he has on "which to build his-alarmist tirade! By law of Congress, to which at the time of It3 adoption there was no serious opposi tion from any source, our .regular Army was fixed at a minimum of 60,000 men in round numbers. The Army has been reduced to this minimum as the need for many men in the Philippines disap peared. Our population is some eighty millions. We have thu3 one soldier to every 1350 of our people! Can any sen sible man believe that there Is any danger In. that? our regular Army is noc so great proportionately as it has been In for mer decades, when Its numbers were smaller. It is absolutely Inconsiderable -wnen one tninits oi tne vast expanse oi our territory and the enormous extent or our coast line. Tho regulars, lnaciici. are hardly more- than a trained nucleus iui a. u niiuy puuuiu uutasiuu xui mo i resort to arms arise which heaven forbid. Their numbers hardly afford suiuuicutj mtzii ucceimy iuuiu.ii uul I many forts and military stations. In the great mass of our population they are so few and so widely scattered that we venture to say that hardly one In a thousand of our people has ever seen a United States "regular. All this talk about the building of forts near the cities and the mainte nance of a vast regular army to op press and overawe honest sons of toil and make It easier for capital to grind them in the dust is the most tiresome of demagogic "rot." Don't Be a Fool, Judge. Chicago .Inter Ocean. The Hon. Alton B. Parker's chief ar gument against his opponent. the ar gument In which he seems to ; take the most serious Interest is. that Theodore .Roosevelt is somehow, or otner sut -vertlnfc the Constitution" and must be stopped lest he become a "tyrant" or an "Emperor" or something else very dangerous to the rest of us. When the average American hears or reads about Judge Parkers fears lie looks at Theodore Roosevelt to see whether he also should be scared. He looks to see what there is In Theodore Roosevelt different from himself about which he should be alarmed or afraid. And what does ho see? A man who has grown up and been educated as are countless American boys, who has worked and made money and spent. It, served his country in war and taken part in Its civic life, sought public office and got It, married and had children, and is bringing them up all Just as other Americans dc whose very amusements are those of millions of Americans In a word, a man who has done, is doing, and is, Just what other Americans have done, are doing and are. And seeing and knowing these things the average American knows that The odore Roosevelt is no more capable ot. "subverting the Constitution than he himself is that tq Theodore Roosevftlt the idea of becoming a "tyrant" or an "Emperor" Is Just as unthinkable as It Is -to himself. Judge, don't be a fool! As to Theological Seminaries. New York Post. President Harper, In. bringing a railing accusation against theological seminaries. lays himself open to an obvious retort. They have not, he says, solved "a single religious problem of any Importance In 5J years." "Very well," one can Imagine a professor of theology, replying with cus tomary sweetness; "then why dran t you solve some when you yourseli were prominent professor In a seminary?" We are not set for the defense of theological education, which Is too often open to the reDroach of Horace Bushnell, that it is not- only behind the times, but behind all times. Yet we have nut scant sympatny with the Idea that fussy lectures and cor- rpsnondence about "religious problems," nnd walks throujjn tnne siums, ana taou- latlons or cnurcn attenaance, ana unsiy SippuigS irom uie jrieriim i"'"B "i. -- I -m ,oVrt cfnrlnnts understand all C11UC, WW Z .- mysteries. Indeed, we suspect that. If a fair test could be maae, it wouia oe xounu that theolotdcal courses In universities, Kiich aa 'President Harner proposes at Chi cago. raise a great many more specters in the guise of religious problems than can possy iay. Rvron In Greece. Mnetiester Guardian. . , eniiQhood Byron longed to dls- yh himself In real life; one of uls nnvi!h dreams- was that some day he would raise a regiment ot. Horsemen ta hln.ek armor, to oa uiuwu iws xjjriuna Riflcka. with which he would raid klng- rfnrWQ nnd turn the tide of battle. Robert Louis Stevenson had a similar aspiration, I X.OU1S aiet cuwu """"- ' . ,f,. nimoif ridlne out of a devas- I r " . , j tntl valiev at tne neau ot uijj tummauu, 5000 sabers strong; ne aiso iook more pnue in "his nart In the affairs at Samoa than In . ... - . ... !, V.- ,11IV. I all the DOOKS Wltn wmui iic ucii&ii.glu world He would quite have appreciated SJ.. .Lw m o tiMrmn who" re- mrked on gratification which he must have aeriVed from tne "Classical remains I j iic nt fhft CtrMk Islands. You aulte mistake me," answered By- W)JJ. i nave' HO JJUCUUU uumuu awvu me; I am too old for that. Ideas of that 1 sort are confined to rnyme. Only a Small Police Force. Baltimore American. u y,o. tnllr nf National dls&rma- a ment thls j3 the only country that practl- t fcack to n&1&3 .ot !,.. activity." Considering the size of so l"i MUntry and Its population, our pres- ent army. Is only a small National police t force. ARB REPUBLICANS SPENDTHRIFTS? Chicago Inter Ocean. Judge Parker's chief campaign argu ment 13 the "extravagance" of JIcKlnley and Roosevelt as compared with Cleve land. Senator Allison, at South Bend, Ind., on Friday proved that Judge Par ker Is ignorant of the facts. The average annual Increase of expen ditures In Cleveland's last term over. Har rison's term was J25.SCO.0CO. As the Nation was at peace, this may be taken as the normal Increase required by the country's growth. It was- the rate of Increase es tablished by the Democratic party. Aside from those for the Army arid Navy, the expenditures of Cleveland's last term averaged $275,500,000 annually. On the same basis those of McKInley's first term averaged $29S.750,000. The average annual rate of Increase was $23,250,000, or J1.750. 000 less- than the Democratic rate. Take another comparison insisted upon by Judge Parker: The Democratic appro priations for .the three fiscal years ending on June 30, 1KJT, aside from those for the Army and Navy, averaged $275,000,000 an nually. The Republican appropriations for the three fiscal years ending June 30, .1904, aside from those for the Army and Navy, averaged $300,000,000 annually. The aver age annual rate of Increase, after not four but seven years of National growth, was $25.000,000 still less than the Democratic rate. Democrats will contend that military expenditures should not be omitted from these comparisons. To Include them would be manifestly unfair. At least four of the seven McKlnley-Roosevelt years have been years of war. The war with Spain, with Its consequences, was not brought about by either party. It was forced upon this Nation by the acts of Spain. As Senator Allison rightly said, the question of expenditures is not a partisan one. In Congress Democrats have been no less eager- than .Republicans to spend thA neonle'a money. Neither party can claim a monopoly of 'economy." Neither can safely charge Its rival with all .the 'extravagance. But the Republican party can ana uoes challenge comparison of, f, -ords for these prove that the Republican party In e last n i e - tf... iSemocratlc " icb;uucu vaxty when. It was in power. BRITISH REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE Kansas City Star. Tn th Tin It 1 Kinirdom last year 23 pas- on?prs were killed and 769 were Injured by the operation of trains In the United States 350 were killed and S231 were "in jured. This enormous disparjty is ac counted for In part by the greater mueasu of American roads. In round numbers the lepgth of the lines. In the United States' is ten times tnac or me oriiiaw ajraicuu. The greater extent of track gives more opportunities for accidents. "Rut n. comparison on another Dasis nrn i frnr of the British -naa Zxe-ssive as to make all extenu emanation inadequate. . 0ne Andean passenger was killed last yjear to every 2,000.000 carried. The mortal- 11,. i ,. TTnltpr! TCInerinm was One to every 4S,COO,000. In the United States one passenger 'out of 5.000 was Injured; in Great Britain and Ireland, one out ot i,ow,- COO. The natural difficulties of operation cannot explain these figures. A very larKe nroDortlon of American accidents, as every Intelligent person knows, are the result, not of unexpected cataclysms, but of preventable causes. The inference is. unavoidable that American railroad man agement is not up to the British standard The New Tork Journal of Commerce recently sent out a circular letterof in quiry to representative railroad men. re garding the possibility of preventing acci dents. Mr. J. J. Hill, the only one to re ply, answers that the dlfilculty of enforc ing discipline among employes and the carelessness, of the men, "will not be pre vented until those who are responsible through criminal neglect are punished criminally." This statement doubtless contains truth. Still It is based on the' unsound assump tion that the railroad companies them selves are doing all In their power to prevent accidents, a contention which the British figures themselves show to be un true. The Journal of Commerce points out that the laws which limit the recovery ot more than a few thousand dollars' dam ages for the loss of one life provide an in centive to the railroad management to take chances. If exemplary damages were recoverable the companies would find It cheaper to Install proper safety devices. The frequency of disastrous accidents is rapidly convincing the people of the ne cessity of making it more expensive for railroads to harm their passengers than for them to make the expenditures essen tlal to the protection of trains, Would Thoy Surrender It? New York Sun. If there is truth and if there is force In the Democratic criticism of-President Roosevelt's doings on the Isthmus of Panama, in the National interest for the sake of an American canal there Is only one honorable course for that party and Its candidate to take. That Is to demand squarely the undoing of what has been.done by Mr. Roosevelt and Mr. Hay; the withdrawal of our" Government from the canal .strip; the abrogation of the Hay-Bunau-Varllla treaty; the annulment of the recognition of Panama's Independence; the adoption of immediate and effective measures to restore Panama to the Republic of Co lombia, against the will of Panama, and even by force of American arms if neces sary. For a moralist and a constitutionalist there Is no middle ground that we can discern. Either the. present situation with regard to the interoceanlc canal was reached by Mr. Roosevelt's Administration in a fair, legal and honorable way, or not; and, if not, the only thing to do is to go back to the beginning and begin' all over again. ' What does Mr. Parker think of the Idea of holding on to property our title to which is declared to be 'fraudulent? wnat aoes ne mxnit oi tne taea or tne nation's pronung tor au tuiure time Dy a transaction which 13 ueciurea xo ne in famous? The River Time. Benjamin F. Taylor. Oh! 'a wonderful stream Is the HIvr Tlmo, Aa it runs through the realm of tears, - With a faultless rhythm and a musical rhymrf, And a broader sweep and a surge sublime, As it blends with tho ocean of years. How the Winters are drifting like flakes of snow. And the Summers, like birds between. And the years in the sheaf so they come and they go. On the river's breast, with Its ebb and its flow, As it glides In the shadow and sheen. There's a magical Isle up the River Time, Where the softest of airs are playing; There's a cloudless sky and a tropical clime. And a song as sweet as. a vesper chime, . And the Junes with the rosea are straying. And the name of this isle is the Long Ago, And we .bury our treasures tnere; There are brows or beauty, and bosoms of snow; There are heaps of dust oh, we loved them so There are trinkets and -tresses of hair. There are fragments of tons that nobody sings, There are parta of an infant's prayer; There's a lute u&awept, and a harp without strings; There are broken vows, and pieces of rings. And the garments our loved -used, to wear. There are hands that are waved, when the fairy shore By the mirasa Is lifted Iaa!r; And we sometimes hear, through the turbulent roar. Sweet voices we heard In the days gone before. When, the wind down the river was lair. Oh, remembered for aye be that blessed Uie, All the day of our life 'till night; And when evening glows with. Its beautiful smile, Aad our eyes are closing la slumbers awhile, Mar that (Srtenwood of souls be in sight! NOTE AND COMMENT. 4 The Russian Admiralty would suffer from ennui were It not for the job ot re versing prize-court decisions. American manufacturers of submarino boats are getting most of the. good blown by the ill wind from Manchuria. Chauncey Dppew has written an article on "Humor as a Hindrance to a Public Career." What does he know about it? In- default of the sea serpent we have a sea lion lighting with and killing an octo pus oft the Californlan coast. However, It is only at sea that the octopus gets- the worst of It, so Standard Oil need not bo downcasj. Recently two French Deputies met. One hissed the other, who promptly slapped No. 1 with his umbrella. This Is distress ingly un-Bok-llke, and calls for the se verest condemnation of the Ladles' Home Journal. Down in the mountains of South Caro lina is a hamlet called Rock. There Mountain Girl" is the correspondent ot the Pickens Sentinel-Journal, and she takes her pen In hand to say: "Several people were disappointed at Mount Tabor last .Sunday evening, as the pastor did not come." We -wouldn't mind betting that no one under the age of 21 years was among the disappointed people. King Peter of Servia one usually pic tures as a heavy-jowled, beetle-browed ruffian, but photographs taken at his coronation show a pleasant, inoffensive looking man, greatly overshadowed by a perfectly monstrous crown, almost as high as a stenographer's pompadour. In fact, after seeing these pictures, one feels sorry for King Peter, who has the appear ance-' of wishing to drop his 'crown and tell every one to call him Pete. Dr. Mlnot J. Savage thinks that America and Great Britain should combine to maintain the peace of the planet, and In order to .be successful In this task they should have strong armies and navies. Grand picture. Uncle Sam and John Bull to the rest of the world: ""We're all for peace, and If you venture to doubt our Intentions we'll pound you into submis sion with our armies and navies." In other words, if there's any scrapping to be done, let us jump in and do It our selvesIt's too scarce now to be wasted on a lot of Slavs and Japanese. "Venus, she of the broken arms, and the discus-thrower have been lgnominlously banished from all buildings controlled by the School Board of Gloucester, Mass. Poor Venus; she has been gazing un abashed up"on the world these many cen turies, and the, discus-thrower has been making his cast with never a thought of sweaters, but Gloucester has cried: "To the basement with the baggage and her trouserless fellow." Naked Truth had bet ter lie low In her well, or the School Board of Gloucester will send the hussy pack ing with her classical companions. It Is a pleasure to turn from the con templation of General Kuropatkin and others of the Czar's subjects in Manchuria to the study of the Countess Casslnl, who continues to occupy so much attention. We learn that the "sprightly Russian hs amazed evqn the ultra-fashionable by the length of her trains and the great size of her hat." She has no use, It Is said, for "trotters," which appears to be the popular name just now for rainy-day skirts. Russia has some cause for con gratulation left. If she! does not amaze the Japanese, it Is almost as great a thing to amaze the ultra-fashionable of New York and TasHngton, and the swaying hats of the Countess Casslnl may yet become an. orlflamme to her fellow-subjects. t Editors .frequently do their work nnder difficulty. The editor of the Macoupin County (111) Argus, for example, writes: "While scribbling this we notice a young lady and gent of Chesterfield ppoonlng on the - main thoroughfare, and wo have thoughts that are not In strict harmony with the Ten Commandments." That ref erence to 'Scribbling" will not deceive any one into believing that an editor's duties , are so light that all he has to do Is. sit at the window or his office and scribble burning articles on the iniquity I of the trusts. No, the editor was in all probability tearing his hair In the effort to think up an argument that would final ly squelch the opposition candidate for dogcatcher, when his eye fell upon the young lady and gent of Chesterfield, and his. overtaut temper gave way. That the gent should be spooning while he the editor wrestled with the great problems of statecraft was too much, and then came the surging thoughts that were not in harmony with the Ten Commandments. Just which were most disrupted, the ed itor omits to state, unluckily for the curious. " WEX. J. OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. "Funny that Gramercy always speaks of his wife aa his better half." "Why sot" '"Be cause she's his third." Town Topics. X want soma Ilvo beets." said the young; housewife. "Live beets 1" echoed the grocery- man. "Tes," she replied. "My husband says " he has no use for dead ones." Chicago Dally News. airs. JPall Have you given anything; to charity this year? Mrs. Mall Tes, I have Just sold all of my old clothes to my wash erwoman for almost nothing. Detroit Free Press. Bunsby They speak of Mulby'a negative vir tues. What are they? Dawson They're some thing I don't like. He always say no when you want to borrow anything' of him. Bostoa Transcript.. Cane to Umbrella I- hear you were out in a hard storm. How did you get through? Um brellaOh, I stood up under it all right, but when it was over I simply collapsed. Detroit Free Press. First Horse And they give ribbons as prises at the horse shows? Second Horse Tes. First Horse Well, I'd rather have something . particularly fine In the line of oat a Exchange. Little Willie Say, pa. Is the pen mlghtjer than the sword? Fa So some people claim, my som Little Willie Then why don't the Russians arm themselves with fountain pens? Minneapolis Times. , Blinks A New Tork Inspector has just broken a record. Jinks What did he do? Discovered that an- excursion steamer was unsafe before It burned with all- oh board. Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune. Mrs. Oldun There was . a time. Thomas, when you used to chuck me under "the chin sometimes. -But you don't do it now. Mr. Oldun Tes; my love, but you didn't, have eo many china then. London Tit-Bits. It was at the Kentucky husklnc bee. "1 suppose it's considered lucky to jget the red ear?' ventured the- tourist. "Not always, pard." warned the lanky youth. "If you go kissing the wrong .girl it's mighty unlucky." Chicago News. "I am told the farmers of the West are rolling in wealth." "They were until tho United States Agricultural Experimental Bu reau pointed out "in an exhaustive bulletin thai wealth which has been rolled in doesn't burn so readily." Puck Maiden Lady It is very good of you. sir, to gtvs me your seat- Pat O'Brady Not at all, mum. It's a dooty we owe to the sex. Borne folks only do it when a woman is young- and pretty; but I says the sex, Pat, and not the individual. Comic Cuta.