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TODAY'S WEATHER Fair; winds mostly northerly. PORTLAND, WEDNESDAY, OCT. 5, 190. A MATTER OF BUSINESS. , -J. TV. IVey, calling on President Roosevelt, tells him that Oregon and "Washington will each roll up a major ity of 30,000 for the Republican ticket There is some reason to believe this is true; but there are obstacles in the way. In the State of "Washington there is a notable Republican defection on the state ticket. Democrats claim the state and the result for Governor is in doubt This defection will cost the Re publican party some strength in the legislature and it will cost It some votes on the National ticket Yet the majority for Roosevelt and Fairbanks will undoubtedly range somewhere be tween 20,000 and 35,000. It may fall as low as 20,000 and it may reach as high as 35,000. Mr. Iveys prediction Is of greatest interest, however, for Oregon; for there will be no 30,000 Republican majority, or 25,000, if the election is allowed to take its course without energetic ef fort to get the vote out. In 1900 the .State of "Washington cast 107,524 votes and the State of Oregon cast 84,195 votes. The total vote of Oregon in 1902 was S0.69S, and of "Washington was 91, 66L In "Washington this Fall there is an exciting contest over Btate and local issues, and a full vote will be polled. In Oregon there Is no state or county election to interest the people. In 1900 at the Presidential election we cast 84,000 votes, but in the state election eighteen months later the contest on state and local issues brought out 90,000 votes. If there should be some such discrepancy this year, the total of 93,000 votes cast last June might dwindle to 87,000. How will it look If Washington re turns a total vote of 125,000, with a Republican majority of 35,000, and Ore gon returns a total vote of 85,000, with a Republican majority of only 20,000? This vote, if we, are to make a respect able showing compared with our sister state, must be got out Left to Itself, it will not materialize. This is a mat ter we would urge upon influential and wide-awake citizens in every part of the state regardless of party. Every possible plan should be formed to get the vote out It is important for our material welfare that the total vote is as large as Washington's. It is a mat ter of dollars and cents. Let every one strive to get voters to the polls No vember S, regardless of party. Get out the votes and the Republican majority will take care of itself. AN EPIDEMIC OF SUICIDE. The pistol has popped, the- carbolic acid bottle has been tipped, the strych nine powder has been shaken out and the rudely Improvised hangman's rope has been stretched upon numerous oc casions with deadly effect in various sections of the state within the past few days. This sudden breaking out of the epidemic of suicide is the more remarkable in that ideal Autumn weather has prevailed throughout all of the region visited, thus disproving, or at least throwing doubt upon, the assumption that depressing atmos pherlcal conditions bring about an epl demlc of this character. All ages, both sexes and various conditions In life have been represented by the victims. Among them was an old man of In ventive genius; a young man scarcely more than a boy who decided that life was not worth the living because the girl he loved did not reciprocate his pas sion; a young girl who grew desperate because neither she nor the boy she loved best were old enough to marry; the son of a wealthy farmer and a man in dire poverty. Murder and attempted murder were features of some of the cases jealousy here showing its hand. Love, elder sister of the green-eyed monster, was the moving cause in oth ers, and despondency came in others to nurse the germs Implanted by "hard luck." There is nothing new in this present ment either in cause or effect All are but incidents in a -story as old as hu manlty darkened now by human pas sion and now brooded over by human weakness or misfortune. It Is remark able only because all things In Nature and in .general conditions of living at this time conEpire to cheerfulness of spirit, to hope and to the promise of generous fruition for earnest endeavor. In the dull and dreary days of Winter, when work stops and poverty pinches, we are told that an epidemic of suicide is likely to break out But t appears from late events that suicide, like death from natural causes, claims all seasons for its own. Frank H. Lamb, of Eoqulam, writing In -the Talisman, suggests the establlsh- uiit of jl "balance-wheel for Industry' by employing: oa the land men laid off by corporations in times of depression. IT a system could be devised whereby the suggestion might have practical ef fect, it would no doubt remove the cause of the depression, but the dlfii cultles In the way of such -realization are very great. UVtSQ LANGUAGE IN THE MAKING. How the language is affected by mod ern mechanical devices is the subject of an essay by Robert Lincoln O'Brien in the Atlantic Monthly. .The Influence of shorthand, the typewriter and teleg raphy upon composition is treated by Mr. O'Brien in an interesting manner, and he concludes with a brief refer ence to the newspaper "head," which, if it does little in forming style, has great Influence utfbn the choice of words. The chief effect of shorthand, as point ed out by Mr. O'Brien, is to hring con ventional phrases Into even more fre quent use than is the case without me chanical assistance. Abbreviations for all the commoner words and phrases render them easier of writing than shorter but unusual words. By the use of the typewriter, dictation has come into vogue, and dictation means a dif fuse style. The writer says, or should say, all that he means In a sentence; the speaker amends, amplifies and ex plains his statements so readily that compression and exactness are of much less consequence in his case. To telegraphy Mr. O'Brien, devotes the greater part of his essay. His con clusions regarding Its effect on style may be summed up by saying that a writer preparing matter lor the wire will U6e long words, separate his sen tences so that they punctuate them selves, and will generally prefer con ventional phrases to those displaying originality. In the transmission of long words there is less likelihood of error, and the same reason accounts for the use of time-honored phrases that are familiar to sender and receiver. As regards punctuation, Mr. O'Brien's conclusions arc just No business man would think of so wording an Important telegram that the meaning would be In any way dependent upon a comma or a capital -letter. A good business tele gram, where a code Is not used, should be Intelligible were It written Without the use of a single capital letter or punctuation mark. Less and less, how ever, this becomes true of press teleg raphy, which is the more important in Its effect upon the general public, as style Is ultimately dependent upon the vulgar speech. To the topic of newspaper heads Mr. O'Brien devotes but little space, al though they affect every reader, and by reason of their prominence have an especially strong influence upon the less educated. The only result of, the head that Mr. O'Brien notes Is the reten tion of some short words that might otherwise die out Words like "wed" and "sans," he mentions, are very pop ular with head-writers, and he further says that the head-writer has a sort of poetic license. That Is precisely the difficulty. If license Is taken without discretion, the language is "Jarred," to use one of the short words invaluable In heads. "Slav" is a godsend to the man preparing war telegrams for his paper. The word fits in so readily that It is used of men from Turkestan and men from Manchuria, so that its mean ing is likely to expand presently as much as Anglo-Saxon has done since its first use. "Suicides," as a verb, la likely to And Its way into headlines eventually, for the harassed editor finds it more graphic than "kills self or ''Smith a suicide," his best substitutes. "Jap" for "Japanese" has found its way since the war began into many newspa pers that before regarded it with Swift's dislike Tor "mob" as an impu dent curtailment Another poetic feature of the modern head is its Inevitable exaggeration. The poet's mistress Is as clear as the sun at noonday, and the head-writer's story must be the most startling ever writ ten. A trade dispute over the price of bolocna Is a "sausajre war." and mllltantmetaphors supply apt heads for almost every competition from chess to politics. It was a poetic mind of this nature that conceived the first "race with death" head, which is now almost conventional. Nearly every newspaper In the country headed the story of the Letters' Journey to Lady jCurzon's bed side with this phrase. Another effect of the newspaper head is to give the stamp of print to new words in gen eral currency. "Graft" for example, attained its present respectable eml nence largely through headline adver tlslng. Not that this Is a bad quality. for If a word be unworthy it will soon lose its circulation, and will be seen no more in headlines, which at once re flect and influence the mode of the hour. On the whole, it must be admitted that any wrenching given the language by the newspaper heads is more than offset by their services to the busy reader, who has but to glance at a paper like the London Times, for example, to ap predate the full value of the concise and illuminating captions which he is given in most American papers. INOCULATING THE GROUND. To the Century Magazine for Octo ber Gilbert H. Grosvenor contributes an article, setting forth in detail a most remarkable discovery in scientific ag riculture. It promises to add untold millions to the wealth of our American farmers. Dr. George T.- Moore, In charge of the laboratory of plant phys lology, United States Department of Agriculture, following the lead of German scientist who got on to the wrong road, made the discovery which has now passed far beyond the eX' perimental stage. It Is this: By the cultivation of bacteria, there Is restored to the soil In extraordinary quantity the essential element of plant food, nitrogen, which all grains require. Drain the soil of its plant food and it becomes barren. These bacteria more than restore the loss, and at a cost or less than one cent an acre. Here is the basis of the discovery; Free nitrogen forms seven-tenths of the atmosphere. Tap this sea of nitrogen and use It and you can fertilize the whole earth and keep It rich. Profes sor Nobbe, of Germany, captured a tiny germ, invisible to the naked eye, which takes the nitrogen from the air and puts It Into the earth, and Dr. Moore developed the germ to do service for mankind. The agency which this germ employs Is any leguminous plant peas, beans, clover, alfalfa, lupin, vetch, etc These germs have been named nitro gen-fixing bacteria. Examine the roots of a healthy bean or clover plant and you will see a num ber of rounded bulbs, called nodules, or tubercules, on the roots, which look as If diseased or bitten by worms or in sects. All legumes have these tuber cles. It was noticed by -scientists that plants with good-sized tubercules flourished, while ib.ce with, verr .small ones looked starved and withered, and they concluded that there must be a connection between tubercles and vig orous plant life. Examination of a dis sected bulb under the microscope re- ealed it to be packed with bacteria; further Investigation showed that these bacteria were incessantly absorbing free nitrogen from the air and con verting it Into forms suitable for the plant's digestion. Professor Nobbe isolated the nitro gen-fixing bacteria, bred and colonized the germs and put them on the market Overlooking one factor, he failed to de velop a permanent type. Dr. Moore, pursuing the laboratory work in an other direction, corrected his predeces sor's error and succeeded In developing a permanent type of bacteria with five or -ten times more power to fix free J nitrogen than the original germs had possessed. Legumes Inoculated with the bacteria developed great tubercles and grew to great size even in the poorest soil. This remarKanie state ment is made by the author of the ar ticle: "The nitrogen-fixing power of the bacteria developed by Dr. Moore is so extraordinary that seeds soaked in the solution will sprout and produce luxuriant plants in quartz sand, which has been previously ignited to a red heat In order to drive out all nitrates." Dr. Moore patented his discovery, but deeded the patent to the Department of Agriculture In trust for the American people. He next experimented with plans for distributing the bacteria and found that by using some absorbent, like cotton, a small piece of which will soak up millions of the organlsmB, and then by allowing these cultures to dry1, the bacteria can be sent to any part of the world and yet arrive in perfect con dition. The Government mails to ap plicants the Inoculating material free of charge, with Instructions for using It so simple that a boy could hardly go wrong. A cake sufficient to Inoculate seeds for one to four acres costs the department four cents. Different cul tures are sent for different crops. And the results. They read like the story of "Jack a-ad the Bean Stalk." The figures which follow are taken from crops on a farm in Maryland where In exactly the same soil inocu lated seeds of the hairy vetch and seeds not inoculated were planted side by side; patch not inoculated, 5S1 pountfds; inocuiatea paten, 4501 pounds an in crease of more than eight times. Crim son clover under similar conditions yielded: Uninoculated, 372 pounds; In oculated, 6292 pounds an Increase of nearly twenty times. But there are even other wonders. The same bacteria that increase the harvest of beans, clover or alfalfa ten fold empower the plant to leave many times more nitrogen In the soil; In other words, make the soil many times more fertile for the next cereal crop in ro tation. For example, crimson clover, not Inoculated, added to one acre of land 4.3 pounds of nitrogen; the same quantity. Inoculated, added to one acre of precisely similar land 143.7 pounds of nitrogen, an Increase of 33 times'. The Century's article 13 well worth universal reading. Its accuracy cannot be questioned. Illustrations of plants cultivated from Inoculated seeds fur nish competent testimony. If half that is promised shall be realized, the result In dollars to the agriculturists of Amer ica can scarcely be computed. If he is a benefactor who makes two blades of grass grow where one grew before, what designation is high enough for Dr. Moore? THE FACTS ABOUT LYNCHING. George P. Upton, -associate editor of the Chicago Tribune, presents in a re cent number of the Independent facts and statistics about lynching which cover the years from 18S5 to 1903. It Is somewhat appalling to note that since the year first named 2875 persons have been lynched in the United 'States. Of these, 376 took place In the Northern States. Of the Pacific Coast States, California contributed 33, Washington 16 and Oregon 10; Indiana and Kansas broke even with 3S to the discredit of each, as did also Wyoming, Nebraska and California, each recording 33 mur ders by mobs. We think the figures for Oregon are exaggerated; certainly within the past ten years there has been but one or at most two lynchlngs In this state. If the statistician has added a few at a hazard, his whole work is called in question. In the South's tremendous balance of 2499, Mississippi leads off with 293, Texas following closely with 272. The only states in which lynchlngs have not occurred during this period are Massa chusetts, New Hampshire, "Vermont, Rhode Island and Utah, though Con nectlcut Delaware and New Jersey have each furnished a single exam pie. The results as shown by geo graphical divisions are as follows: South, 2449; West, 302; Pacific Slope. 63; East, 11. Thus It will be seen that. notwithstanding the South has more than six limes as many lynchlngs as the rest of the country, the evil Is not local or sectional. The mania for mob murder has manifested Itself in every state save five, while in Indiana, Kan sas, Illinois and Delaware mobs have been as cruel and savage in their meth ods as in the m6st remote and Ignorant sections of the black belt To this ex tent, says Mr. Upton, lynching is not merely a disgrace of the South. It is a blot upon American civilization a Na tlonal, not a sectional, evil. Nor has lynching even In a majority of cases resulted from the so-called "usual cause." Research has disclosed seventy-three distinct reasons for the 2499 examples of mob cruelty and fury in the South. Many of these reasons are serious, most of them unjustifiable, some of them grotesque. Criminal as sault-is not the "usual cause," since of the total number since 188?, 1099 have been lynched for murder. Adding to the former those lynched for attempted alleged and suspected criminal assault and for the double crime of criminal as sault and murder, the total Is 702 as comDared with 1277 cases In which mur der was dlreclly or indirectly charged against the victims. The assertion therefore, that lynching Is the summary punishment for a single crime Is not only misleading but dishonest If any crime is to be called the "usual" crime, it Is that of murder. Startling as it may seem, says Mr. Upton, "statistics will show that murder Is the National crime." . Prominent among the causes for which men have been lynched are theft, burglary and robbery, for which 326 persons were murdered by mob3. For arson 105 were summarily dealt with; on account of race prejudice, 94 134 men were lynched for unknown reasons, while 17 suffered death becaus they were unpopular In their neighbor' hoods. Ten victims were found to be Innocent when It was too late. The re mainlng causes concisely stated are LSbmder. miscegenation, informing, drunkenness, fraud, voodoolsm, viola tion of contract resisting arre3t elope ment, train-wrecking, poisoning stock, refusing to give evidence, political ani mosity, disobedience of quarantine reg ulations, passing counterfeit money, in troducing smallpox, concealing crim inals, cutting levees, kidnaping, gam bling, testifying against whites, Incest, seduction, and forcing a child to steal. It Is conceded that at the beginning of the lynching period under considera tion murder and criminal assault were tne "usual" causes, for at that time other offenses we're In most communi ties taken into court The variety of causes that have grown upon this per nicious root show how insidiously the evil has progressed. Many and indeed most of these offenders would have been properly dealt with by the courts. How rapidly this evil, when not op posed, tends to barbarize is further shown by the exceptionally cruel lynch- lngs that have occurrsd In Northern communities during the last two years. This careful observer notes, however, an encouraging trend of public senti ment against this monstrous evil. He believes that lynching Is decreasing and that while, In a country so large as this and with such a heterogeneous pop ulation, it may never be possible to stamp the evil out completely, it is pos sible to make It an exceptional crime. He finds an encouraging note In the fact that 123 persons have been, legally executed this year, seventy-elcht of them In the South. Five years ago nearly every one of these seventy-eight would have been lynched. This review of facts about lynching concludes with the following significant words: "Wher ever the law works promptly and the authorities are energetic and. resolute In its enforcement, lynchlngs decrease and legal executions Increase." There is a lesson in this presentment tha!t no community, however, staid and law abiding can afford to Ignore. Oregon's wonderful resources have never before been presented to the world In such an effective manner as during this year. - The news of our big crops and big prices has been heralded to the ends of the earth, and vast good Is sure to result for the state as a whole. The capture of the first Drize at the World's Fair by Mr. Ladd's cat tle added another to the long string of Oregon's agricultural trophies, and the shipment from the state of millions of bushels of Oregon wheat to the East has also been a new factor In our great ness. Now comes George A. Dorrls. of Eugene, with the final returns on the yield of his hopyard for four consecu tive years, and another world's record rests with the Webfoot State. As has been stated, conditions were not alto gether favorable for the hop crop this year, but Mr. Dorrls secured an aver age of 2100 pounds per acre, compared with 2800 pounds last year, 2450 pounds in 1902 and 2250 In 1901, an average of 2400 pounds per acre for four consecu tive years. This Is said to be the best showing ever made by a large hopfleld. and as a Eugene paper remarks, "If a better showing Is made It will be mad? In the State of Oregon." G. H. Southard, president of the Franklin Trust Company, and C. M. Jcsup, president of the Eastern Trust Company, are quoted in the New York Herald as convinced the Republican National ticket will be elected. Mr. Southard thinks David B. Hill's dec laration that he will retire from politics January 1 was for use "until after elec tion day only," and that one of the strongest objections to Judge Parker among 'the business men is the convic tion that If Judge Parker be elected Mr. Hill will be his Secretary of State and a controlling factor In his administra tion. Mr. Jesup bases his belief that Judge Parker will be defeated on the Idea that he is regarded as "unsafe" in business circles. Speaking on this point, he said: Nothing could produce to great uneasiness In business circles as the election ot the Demo cratic candidate by a party which denounces protection and displays over its tree silver rec ord only the half .hearted assertion Of. its candi date that he regards the gold standard as irrevocably established." Taken in connection with similar ut terances from other leading business men, these expressions must be regard ed as significant Managers of both big parties, fore casting the result In November, admit that New York is a doubtful state. Except In a great crisis, as In 1896 or its sequel In 1900, New York Is always doubtful. Odell carried the state two years ago by less than 10,000. In flgur ing on the result next month no ac count seems to have been taken of the probable complexion of the new foreign vote that has been added in the past four years. Immigrants to the number of nearly two and a half millions have come to this country since 1900, as against 1,173,000 from 1896 to 1900. A large percentage have become residents of Greater New York and have taken out their "first papers." It is likely that the multitudes from Southern Eu rope will Incline to the Democratic rather than the Republican party, but fortunately New York State Is not in dispensable to Republican success. In sentencing a young man to serve a term of four years in the penitentiary for robbery Judge McBride said a few days ago that crimes of this kind, com mitted by young men, are becoming altogether too common. In order to give young men a warning of what they may expect he gave the convicted man within one year of the, full penalty. Judge 'McBride Is right A little more talk of this kind will do more good than agitation in favor of changing the name of the Reform School to State Indus trial School. When a young man of mature judgment deliberately seeks a life of crime In preference to a life of honorable work, it Is well to make of him an example that will start other young men a-thlnking. Mr. Bryan advises any laboring man who Is satisfied with present conditions to vote the Republican ticket He de nounces the St Louis platform for omitting a money plank. Ho declares that he stands for every doctrine he has advocated. And yet there are Dem ocrats who believe Mr. Bryan Is try ing to make votes for Judge Parker. Private Secretary to the President, Secretary of the Department of Labor and Commerce, Chairman of the Re publican National Committee, and now to be Postmaster-General, George B. Cortelyou'a advancement In public ser vice Is without a parallel In recent years. I believe is organisation et wage-earBex-s. OrganUattoa to M at the law et r I TTTm.i Immt P .If PROBLEM OP JUVENILE CRIME. New London. Conn., Telegraph. Some of those who are seeking to solve the problem of the cause and prevention of Juvenile crime, may get o valuable hint from the letter of a far northwestern ob server to the Portland Oreganlan. He flat footedly declares that If boys and girls boys and girls under 21, he puts It were not allowed on the streets unattended after 8 o'clock Juvenile crime and youthful criminals would be practically unknown. Tho changes have been pretty thor oughly rung on the practicality and advis ability of the curfew regulation, which is practically what his idea Involves. It has been recommended and condemned1, ad opted and repealed, In one community after another until the general sentiment la that In Itself It is of little value In our present times. But the Importance of the Portlanders suggestion Is in Its reminder of the fact that It Is In these hours ot darkness that " mischief breeds among those who are on the streets. The plain problem Is how to keep young people off the streets at these hours. And the diffi culty or the problem lies chiefly in the need of persuasion rather than force for Its solution. Young people must be- kept In not because they must but because they want to stay in. The key of the solution lies In the home. If home Is the best and pleasantest spot In the world, as It may and should be, wild horses will not drag young people away from It in the evening except on special occasions. But If the father goes off to club or lodge or perhaps nowhere In particular except to loaf, he must ex pect his boys, and very likely hl3 girls, to follow his example. It Is his business to stay at home and help his wife make it a pleasant place for the children to remain in. Unless ho does this his prohibitions against going out in the evening will prove, as through generations past they have done, only keen Incentives to young people to break away from restraint In one way or another and go just as far In the wrong direction as possible. This is the secret of the whole matter, and the sooner It Is thoroughly appreciated the better oft society will be. Senator Hoar's Declaration of Faith. I have no faith in fatalism, in destiny. In blind force. I believe in God, the liv ing God. I believe In the American peo ple, who do not bow the neck or bend the knee to any otber, and who desire no other to'bow the neck or bend the knee to them. I believe that the God who created this world has ordained that his children may work out their own sal vation, and that his nations may work out their own salvation by obedience to his laws,, without any dictation or coer cion from any other. I believe that lib erty good government, free institutions, cannot be given by any one people to any other, but must be wrought out for each by itself, slowly, painfully, in "the process of years or centuries, as the oak adds ring to ring. I believe that a re public is greater than an empire. I be lieve that the moral law and the golden rule are for nations as well as for Indi viduals. I believe In George Washington, not In Napoleon Bonaparte; in the Whigs of the Revolutionary day. not In the To ries; In Chatham Burke and Sam Adams, not in Dr. Johnson or Lord North. I believe that the North star, abiding In its place, Is a greater Influence In tho uni verse than any comet or meteor. I be lieve that the United States, when Wil liam McKInley was Inaugurated, was greater world power than Rome In the height of her glory, or even England, with her 400,000,000 vassals. I believe whatever clouds may darken the horizon that the world Is growing better; that to day Is better than yesterday, and tomor row will be better than today. Don Juan, Etc. Chicago Tribune. George Bernard Shaw's new Don Juan play has already started a lot of talk about Byron's "Don Huan." Byron did his beat to prevent this. He rhymed Ju'an with "new one" and with "true one." "But he has shared the fate t the other English poets, who for years and years, and almost for centuries and centuries. rhymed Cadiz with "ladles." They had annexed Cadiz and had Anglicized It Their descendants have hauled down the flag. Cadiz again belongs to tho foreigner. It la called "Cahdeeth." Fortunately wo do not yet say: "Charge; Munchen, chargo, with all thy chivalry." We do, however, say "Don Kehote." And we shall probably go on to saying that a project Is "kehotlc." Which leads to this general rule for cul ture: "Take all foreign words that have been Anglicized and translate them back Into their original languages." Versailles, tor instance, oecame so completely Angn cized that In the mouth of the most fas tidlous English scholar It rhymed with palls. To acquire culture, make It rhyme with pie. Then, some day, the exquisitely .cultured man will come who will remember that York Is simply an Anglicized corruption of the name which the Romans gave the town, and who will, therefore, talk of tak ing the train for Itew Eboracum. Window Glass a Novelty In Japan. Harold Bolce, In Booklovers. Some of the Institutions on Japanese trains are peculiar to that country. One of these Is a smear of paint across the windows of third-class carriages. This Is made necessary because thousands of na tive travelers In Japan, accustomed only to paper walls for letting In light have no knowledge of glass. Its utter trans parency leads them to believe that the wmaow is simpiy a noie in tne siae or tne car. With painful results, many native passengers have stupidly attempted to stick their heads through the glass. For a long time ambulances from re ceiving hospitals had to meet nearly every train arriving In Japanese cities, and hence the streak of paint as a warning to the Oriental farmer from the back country that there is something more than atmosphere in the window. The square of paint 'takes its place with the "Don't-blow-out-the-gas" signs In Anglo- Saxon hotels. Paternalism in the Army. Philadelphia Ledger. General Corbln IS so much pleased with thft reorganization of tne Army upon the German model, which has brought him from thfe office desk to a higher command. that he would like to extend the German military methods Btlll further and give the War Department paternal charge ovef the nersonal affairs of Army men. particular- ly he advocates the German rule that an officer may not marry without official consent which la always conditioned upon a satisfactory financial provision. .The Army does not it is true, offer the great est advantages for matrimony. But when a yountr officer who wants to marry is obliged to consider the dot which his wife will bring him and to submit his pro: nects to the consideration of the Secretary of War, the United States Army will nojt he altered for the Better. They are get ting very. tired of this kind of paternalism In Germany. A Stolen State Line Mark. i Chicago Tribune. The Lake Michigan end of tho state line between Indiana and Illinois has been lost or stolen, and the police of two states are hunting for It The mark for years has been a stone at One Hundred 'and Eighth street and Indianapolis avenue. On one side was cut the word "Indiana and one the other "Illinois." . The stone was 4 feet long and 2 feet high, V feet projecting above the ground. Not only has It been removed, but the hnln from which it was taken has been filled, so no one- can tell exactly where if stood. The police believe some bouse holder, more thrifty than honest has im bedded the stone in the foundation of a residence or used it as a base for a lawn flower pot The next boundary stone la five wiles inland, and a survey will have to be sade from that point before th plac for a aw Lake Michigan, ta&rk can be wtabUMMd. PROHIBITIOjUN GEORGIA. Augusta Chronicle. The Chronicle Is pleased to see that the Ministerial Alliance of Augusta has at last come squarely out for high license. as the best solution of the liquor problem for this. city.. Our only regret is that some such action was not taken a year or more ago, when the Chronicle brought this matter to the attention ot our city au thorities. Had the Chronicle received the co-operation of the local ministers and other good citizens at that time, the local liquor license would. In all probability. have been already Increased, and. Instead of 100 saloons running in Augusta during the next 12 months, there would be, per haps, not moro than 40 or 50. , The city might also have been saved from the harmful, effects of the constant adtatlon that has beea kept up, in cer tain quarters, since that time. In other words, the high-license system would now be an accomplished fact and many of the evils that have been constantly complained of fully eradicated ere now. But It is better late than never, and we snail not witnnoia run commenda tion of Monday's action on the part of the Ministerial Alliance merely because It was not taken sooner. We are too much gratified to know that these earnest workers for the good of humanity have now accepted a rational, middle-ground on which to work out certain needed re forms lor this city. The only difference of opinion there Is none at all In our purpose between the Ministerial Alliance and the Chronicle that now exists Is as to the amount at which the license should be fixed. The ministers ask that, the license be made $1000, while the Chronicle believes that it would be better for all concerned to make the -license $500 at the outset and gradually work it up to the $1000 basis. We contend that this plan would in volve less hardships for property-owners and the business Interests of the city, while at the same time lessening, the danger from blind tigers. For It must be borne in mind that a license that is virtually prohibitory means blind tigers and we frankly consider a $1000 license at the outset as being practically prohib itory, though we believe It can be and should be attained In time. The best sen timent of this community demands the high-license system and the strictest reg ulations for the liquor traffic. That being accomplished, we repeat the suggestion made In these columns that the constant agitation that has been carried on In this city against everything and anything that does not happen to meet with the individual ap probation of this man or that should cease. For the vory good reason that it doing more to injure Augusta than manv of the thing3 complained of. We repeat that Augusta Is neither worse nor better than other cities of equal size. and there is absolutely no sense In hold ing her up to the outside' world as a community of loose morals and lax ad ministration. Parker and Pensions. A Washington dispatch to the New York Tribune says Representative Sulloway, of New Hampshire, chairman of the Com mittee on Invalid Pensions, and a legis lative veteran whom tho House regards as one of Its leading authorities on pension laws, said today, when his attention was called to Judge Parker's criticism of pen sion order No. 78: . The right to issue that pension order is, un der the law, as clear and indisputable as is the declaration of the Constitution of the United States There never was any reason to doubt the right or the propriety ot such an executive order, and no man can point to any statue with which it ta in conflict. Cleveland issued the same kind ot an order. which granted a pension to veterans who had reached the age of seventy-five years, five years after David said In the Psalms, a man had bet- tir be dead. President McKInley reduced the age limit to sixty-five years, and the authority of neither was ever questioned; President Roosevelt went still further and made the age of 2 the minimum at which a veteran ot the Civil War was entitled to a pension for presumptive disability. It was just 38 years after the Mexican War when these soldiers' were pensioned at $S a month. Just 30 years after the close of the Civil War President Roosevelt's 'order went Into effect. Experience in the Pension Bureau has proved that when a soldier has arrived at the age of 62 years he Is disabled from the performance of manual labor to the extent of 50 per cent. As the maximum pension under the act of 1S90 was only $12, at 63 the pensioner is entitled to $6. The examination of claimants for pensions since the beginning of the Civil War has cost the Government approximately $23,- 000.000. and not only that, but It subjected the claimants to expenses In traveling and otherwise which frequently, because of their physical condition and poverty, substantially barred the proving ot the claims. The order of President Roosevelt was a righteous and patriotic one, which an over whelming majority of the people of the coun try must cordially Indorse. Intentions All Right, Anyhow. Chicago Tribune. "Been away on a vacation, have you?" said Mr. Maklnbrakes, shaking him cordially by the hand. "Be George, Pm glad. Not glad you went away, of course, for x haan t missed you though certainly I had but you know how it is when a fellow gets kind o' tired of his home, and thinks almost any change will be a relief and yet that isn t exactly the idea, either, for a home's a home, be it ever so so and I can sympathize with you, you know, In In wanting to get away from well, I hope you had a good time, anyway, even if you didn't say. do you know you're getting a boll on the end of your nbse?" Sixty Kinds of Destroying Insects. Philadelphia Record. A French woman, who Is a lover of books and Is willing to spend money to see them preserved, offered a prize two years ago for the best work on the in sects that injure them and the best way of exterminating the pests. The- prize has just been awarded to C. V. Houlbert, whose es3ay. It Is said,. Is the best that was ever written on the subject He finds that there are 60 species of insects that Injure book3, the worst being the minute specimen cauea tne anoblum and its near allies. The so- called "death watch" belongs to this fam ily. Fumigation is the means that he sug gests a3 the be3t for exterminating tnem. Not Likely to Be Humble. London Spectator. In a short time the Japanese fleet may be made the strongest on the Faclflo, and even as It Is the current of action of the European powers toward the states of the North Pacific will be abruptly arrested. Who Is to seize the eastern archipelago, now the object of so many ambitions. If Japan remarks i "No, that Is part of my reversionary heritage"? Who Is' to dictate to China If Japan antagonizes Frenchmen, who say that Indo-Chlna Is in danger from Toklo? Japan, once at peace, with her en ereetic trading powers, will produce great merchant fleet and regard the Pa cific, as we think, as her own waterway. A Common Thought. Henry Tlmrod. . Somewhere on this, earthly planet In the dust of flowers that be. In the dewdrop. in the sunshine. Sleeps a solemn day for me. At this wakeful hour of midnight I behold It dawn in. mist. . And I hear a sound of sobbing Through the darkness hist! oh, hiotl In a dim. and musky, chamber,. I am breathing lite away; Seme one draws a curtain softly. And I watch the broadening day. As it purples In the xenith. Ar It brightes on the lawn. There's a husk, of dbmtb. aboat m. Awl a whU$r: "Ha It go&" - NOTE ANDC0MMENT. The pheasant is not usually regard ed, as a plucky bird, yet it dies game. Of course there Is a remedy for war just one and it Is to stop fighting and not begin again. Hold-ups at a dollar a hold-up will never make a robber be hailed as a Napoleon of Finance. Eggs cost 20 cents apiece In Port Arthur, so they are not likely to be U3ed as missiles against the Japs. When there are highwaymen about one hears a sood deal of a "carnival of crime." Ever hear ot a carnival of virtue? The elderly Brooklyn man who has eaten nothing but grass tor flvo weeks claims to be gaining in strength every day and pre sumably every meal. But what's he going to do for rations when tho snow and the slush hide his provender frpm viewT Albany Times Union. Eat hay, of course. Brooklyn Kagle. Cheaper ju?t now to try old straw hats. In the Boston Museum is a love-letter written on a brick, which was sent to an Egyptian Princess 3500 years ago. When an engagement was broken, oft in those days and the young man came to ask for his letter's back, what de light the girl must have had in throwing- them in his face. The treaty between Thibet and Eng land, says the New York Evening Sun, was written on an enormous sheet of paper, as the Thibetans, for supersti tious reasons, objected to signing any document that occupied moro than, one sheet The least-superstitious Thibetan might be excused for seeing a bad omen in signing the treaty at all. When the Toledo (111.) Argus says that "F. G. Holsapple homed with his wife Sunday," it adds a new signflcance to a verb that is now usually applied to carrier pigeons. The wonder is that, we have not had it sooner, for it Is much easier to say "Mr. Holsapple homed Sunday," than "Mr. Holsapple Sundayed at home." As between two elegant expressions, the shorter Is to be preferred. i An advertisement from the London Express: Sonny Come home, immediately. Father still unemployed and imbecile. We are trying to get him Into the War Office. MOTHER. The "agony columns" of the London papers .are frequently patronized by the jocular cockney, but it 'is very seldom that he manages to be satirical with such success as the writer of the ad vertisement above. Reddfng paid a graceful tribute to Senator Fairbanks by arousing him from sleep with the thunders of a brass band. What could be more delightful than to hear, first thing in the morn ing, a good strenuous chunk of rag- ' time snorted out by a big trombone? Senator Fairbanks is not human if he can ever forget the kind attention shown him by Redding citizens, whose greeting, while merely polite upon the surface, probably hinted of Republican harmony. , When things happen to be unusually dull lh San Francisco Bay or in Tacoma harbor, along comes a 'nan-eating shark" subsidized in all fprobablUty by the Chamber of Commerce and gets a San Francisco or Tacoma date line in- the papers. The latest appear ance of the man-eater was in Cali fornia waters, where it became en tangled in the net of a fisherman, who probably was ignorant of the shark's official position and tried to kill It Seattle doesn't need the shark, because Bhe can always send out a notice that she has cleared any steamer from Ta coma that has dropped Into Elliott Bay on its way to China. Nothing is more difficult that to find suitable epitaphs for one's enemies or friends If swear-words are barred. The following extract from the Pall Mall Gazette show how a woman strug gled with the difficulty: "I cannot swear, I have, an ulcerated throat. and I am wearing a mustard plaster. I am far too ill to swear." eald Mrs. Watkln. when charged at Slough, yesterday, with using improper language. Mrs. Watkln admitted that she had called her husband a blear eyed Kaffir, a Bashl-Bazouk, a Bulgarian, atrocity, an ulgy monkey, a baboon, and, says tho reporter, "every other animal in the Zoo." "Bulgarian atrocity" has a fine, mouth-filling sound, and "blear-eyed Kaffir" is ingenious, but "baboon" and "ugly monkey" are quite commonplace. What with atrocities, Kaffirs, and Bashl-Bazouks, the London Zoo must have a flno collection of animals. The bath Is exalted in these days, and it 13 rare to find any person bold enough to decry it. The Augusta Chronicle, however, moved by the story of one McCann, declares that "bathing, like all other things. Is excellent In moderation, but not in excess," and quotes sympathetically the Northern editor who ran a paragraph saying, "The first frost of tha season today. No more bathing for this child until next Summer." But to return to Mc Cann. Going to visit a friend, ho had a hot bath in the hotel at 1:30 A. M. and a cold bath at 8:30. Arriving at his friends a few hours later, he joined the family in a swim in their private baths, and at 5 P. JL was Induced to have a dip In the surf. Theu, as told by the Baltimore Sun There wa3 a lull In diversions and Mr. McCann had almost forgotten his woes in tha enjoyment of the evening, when at 11:30 o'clock Just as he was laying oft his coat there was a tap at his bedroom door and th valet stepped noiselessly In. "Would tha gentleman bo pleased to have hi bath pre pared before retiring?" 'Til ba d d If I'll take another bath to please anybodyl' returned the gentleman under hta breath and rolled into bed. r WEX. J. OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. She-I was a fool to marry you. He I suppose so, hut I'm not willing that you should bear all the blame. I asked, you to. Town Topics. "Going with any particular girl nowv Chumpley?" "Yes, too infernally particular. She has refused na. on an average at three times a week since January 1." Detroit Free Press. "I hope when we are married you won't be towing that poodle along-tho street" growled the suitor. "Of course not," respond ed the pretty irl sweetly. 'Tm gad to hear It." '"No, I'll let you tow It." Chi cago News. "The Sultan is an inquisitive fellow." "Oa the contrary, I should think." "Welt he's always doing things to get our Navy to come around where he can rubber at it from the palace windows." Clacisaatl Commercial-Tribune. Aunt Jaae I wonder why it is that yonr father always ImUU upon a frcat at at the musical comedy shows at the thatr. He tells me his hearing la as good as It aver N1H I know, but aw bI head vroul lock, out e place aaywacr 1m. at the bhmwv Boaton. Traa script.