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Not long ago one-of the. officers of the British Cotton-Growing Associa tion in a public review of the experi ments In cotton-raising in Africa and elsewhere made the statement that West Africa offered immense possibili ties for successful cotton-growing, and asserted that there was no reason why that region should not produce 20,000,000 bal9s of cotton. Now 20,000,000 bales of cotton would certainly make a factor no't to be dis regarded In the world's market; and If that production were to be .realized next year, this statement would afford some grounds for apprehension among the growers of American cotton. But It was qualified by the remark that the development of this region would' be slow and that if five years hence 1,000,000 bales were produced in that region it would be doing more than well. At this rate it would take 100 years to reach the limit of productive ness. While this period must be con siderably shortened, if there Is ever any persistent attempt to develop the area, it is not likely that the maximum could be reached, all things considered, in less than thirty years. Meanwhile every one uses more cot ton each year. In 1894, for example, the United States used 16.45 pounds of cotton per capita, with a population of 67,000,000; now we use 24.64 pounds per capita with a population of 80,000,000. Take the comparison another way. In the five-year period 1884-89 the average consumption of cotton was 8,444,000 bales a year, and the average price about 9.75 cents. In the five-year period 1899-1904 the average consump tion was 13,965,000 bales, and the aver age price about 9.68 cents. In other words, there was an Increase in con sumption in fifteen years of 5,521,000 bales, or of over 65 per cent. If -that percentage of Increase in consumption were maintained the consumption of cotton would demand an even greater additional supply at the end of thirty years than the 20,000,000 bales from "West Africa. If the Increase in con sumption were only 5,500,000 bales in ' fifteen years, the "West African supply would more than take care of the de mand. The overtaking of demand by supply is one of those bogles which perennially rise only to be dispelled. "We are con stantly being warned of vast tracts of wheat areas, in Canada or South Amer ica or Siberia, whose product will put the American farmer out of business; but neither the export statistics of our wheatgrowing regions nor the price of wheat at Liverpool or Chicago reveal any such gloomy situation, near or re mote. Perhaps we are in luck, on the whole, to keep ahead of the Malthusian terror, which will involve us some day in approximate starvation. New sources of cotton or wheat are not likely to arise faster than the old fields are given over to more profitable crops or else consumption has overtaken supply. A SIN OF OMISSION. It was found necessary yesterday to dismiss the pupils of the High School until such time as 'the heating plant now being put in the building is com pleted. How long this will take it is not possible to say. Perhaps one day, more likely a week, will elapse before order comes out of the noise and con fusion and discomfort now prevailing in some parts of the building and genial warmtn succeeds uie emu tnat per vades the classrooms. The unprepared condition at the High School" building as disclosed by this dismissal Is surprising. A vacation of nearly three months preceded the open ing of the school. This heating plant was decided upon weeks ago. The con tract was no doubt let in ample time to secure the completion of the work before September 12, the day fixed for opening the schools. Yet here we find. at the beginning of the second week of the term, the work in a state so unfin ished as to make it practically impossl ble to hold school In the building. The public cannot suppose that this, loss of time and general disarrange ment of the school schedule Is due to lack of forethought on the part of the School Board. There has been dllatorl ness, certainly, somewhere, or the work would have been completed In time. Perhaps too great leniency has been shown to the contractors, who as a class have to be spurred to promptness in carrying out their obligations by im pending penalties for delay. Perhaps the trouble originated in the plumbers' shops, where trouble is almost con stantly brewing, the public as usual being the victims of the discomfort and loss that results. "Whatever the cause, the effect is clearly discernible. A large corps of teachers drawing pay for which, In the nature of things, they can give no equivalent; hundreds of pupils losing schedule time which they must make up later by cramming or lose utterly by skipping or skimming over the work, and an example of dllatorl ness in the discharge of obligations from which the schools, df all places, should be exempt. A sentiment that often fell from the gray goosequlll of the teacher in a for mer generation, upon the home-made copy-book of the pupil of the village school, was expressed in these words: "Procrastination Is the thief of time." This statement was absolutely unqual ified. It Is the one thing for "which no excuse Is accepted in private business transactions. It should be as rigidly ruled out of public business, by finan cial penalty the only force that It dreads. NEAR TO NATURE'S HEART. All good citizens rejoice in the move ment of urban population back to the soil. They who have failed in the stress of city life go to the country to begin over again in quiet, humble ways, as their grandfathers did; while others, not failures, but "tired with toiling and moiling in the crowded hives of men,"" find in rural life that respite from the rush and fever of the town which the poet had in mind when In an inspired moment he wrote: I would from the city's rule and law. Its fashions and forms cut loose. And go where the strawberry grows' on Its straw. And the Gooseberry grows on its goose; Where tho catnip tree is climbed by the cat, As she reaches for her pray. The guileless and unsuspecting rat On the rattan bush at play; Where the cow on the fragrant cowslip feeds When the dew on her dewlap lies. And the dog to the waving dogwood speeds, And the 'bull to the bullrush files. The case of the hired man on Lee Hummell's farm, near Pendleton, how ever, reminds us that there are draw backs even to rural life and that no lot Is altogether free from care. The hired man. it will be recalled by the consci entious reader of the Northwest news, went out in the early morning to sep arate a calf from its fond mother so that the cow could be driven to pasture for the day, and the calf kept in the corral until evening, after the cows were milked, when it, with other calves, equally hungry, frolicsome and original In their notions of deportment, would be turned In to enjoy such nutriment as the maternal breast had succeeded In withholding from the hired man. It Is a pleasant picture of rural life pleasant, that Is, to all beholders, but not. If truth must be told, to the chief actor. It is nice for the farmer to have hired men to whom he can assign the always interesting tasks of feeding the pigs, cleaning out the stable, currying the horses and separating the cow from the calf. "When one considers the Infi nite variety of sensations that assail the eyes, ears and nose of the hired man on such occasions, one is in shape to pity Mr. Hummell's hired man, whose early morning stunt was rudely Interrupted by the aforesaid cow, for she seized him by the horns, hurled him to the earth and then executed a buck- and-wing" dance upon his prostrate form until Mr. Hummell himself emerged from the house and extricated the hired man from the strenuous and sanguinary, scene. As memory scans the past, no Insti tution of farm life stands out so worthy of recommendation to the nerve-shat tered city-dweller for complete extirpa tion of ennui as the cow. Nature has armed her at both ends and all four corners with weapons of offense and defense, which she uses with a dex terity and effect that would put a Japanese gunner to the blush. The per sonal habits of the cow are also unique and unconventional. Her 'omnlverous appetite has evolved the "second stom ach" with Its cud, and In her youth she masticates the week's wash or a new Easter hat with all the deftness and eclat of a greyhound pup. The cow's versatility Is also, attested by .her well-developed sense of humor, which no one will deny her who has In short-legged youth accompanied her at the rear end of a lariat rope over hill and dale to the nearest watering-trough on a hot Summer af ternoon. Take her all In all. Old Bossy will be missed when gasoline and storage battery have, ushered in the cowless age. We do not wish to stir up trouble In the country, but the Hummell episode moves us to suggest that when farm labor is at length organized the first rule of the chapel should be one requiring every man who keeps a cow to do the calf separating act with his own hands. HARLEQUIN ON A TOMB. To the sufferers by the Iroquois fire, and to all who recall with any vividness the dreadful tragedy, the dreadful crime indeed, which wrapped Chicago as in a pall last Christmas time and wrung the sympathetic heart of the civ Uized world, it will seem Incredible that that somber pile on Randolph street, fronted like a tomb and over Its en trance a savage face In keeping with Its Indian name and story, of carnage and Immolation, has been opened to vaudeville: It Is probably too much to hope that this triumph of commercialism over de cency can be revoked. The matter has been before the authorities of Chicago for months, and doubtless every re source that sentiment could avail of has been brought to bear. The build ing and fire ordinances have been com plied with; those responsible for the holocaust have been before the courts, The building Is suited to nothing but theatrical purposes, and the present management may have done nothing to be punished for. We may be reminded, moreover, that notnmg in me way or atonement or penalty now can restore the dead to the bereaved home, light to the sight less eyes, or remove the blot upon Chi cago's fame. There Is sometimes a slavish devotion -to the memory of the dead which, carried to extremes, Im pairs the happiness of the living. Such was Queen Victoria's accentuated grief over the Prince Consort. Such Is many, a mother's despondency over a dead or outcast child, Indulged with an aban don which slights her duty to the re- mainlng ones. It is a severe rule, but laid down by the gentlest of teachers, "Let the dead bury their dead." The line between the decorous and the un seemly is hard to draw in matters of the beart. But the opening of the Iroquois, es pecially to vaudeville, is an affront to every humane and- tender feeling of the heart It Is hard to see how any actor or actress, with 'that awful tragedy fresh in mind, can make merry over the scene where nine short months ago a holiday matinee was turned into a funeral pyre; where kind, sweet women were cruelly burned to death and Inno cent children were trampled under foot until their little frames became a mass of unrecognizable flesh. One would fancy that the shrieks of the doomed victlmscould be heard above the strains of the orchestra and that from the bal cony where so many merry-makers went down In agonizing struggles to rise no more the sound of laughter would never rise for painted comedi enne or blackface monologue. In with holding patronage, the amusement going public can enforce the mandate of decency which timorous officials have nullified. IT ENDURETH ALL THINGS. It is probable that the Japanese ap peal for leniency in popular judgment because of high-handed treatment of correspondents was not needed. The forbearance of correspondents and pub lic alike with Japanese rigor in these and other respects has been, indeed, one of the wonderful things in this war, and it Is the more remarkable ecause of the contrary course of the Russians. It could not have been expected that the more democratic power would es tablish a prohibitive censorship and forbid correspondents any facilities whatever, while the most autocratic of the great powers would unbosom Itself with conscientious frankness to the newsgatherers of all nations. This result was largely brought about by the clever diplomacy of Melville B. Stone, the General Manager of the Associated Press. In fact, the only complaint we have heard about the whole matter is the complaint that so much news from Russian sources, embodying the Rus sian point of view, has appeared In the press dispatches and so little from Japan. It Is needless to say that if the censorship imposed by Japan had been put into effect by Russia, civilization would have risen up in loud and bitter protest against the yranny of the Czar. "What Is now borne with meekness and even with tacit if not outspoken com mendation from Japan would have been deemed unspeakable infamy If proposed by Russia. All of which may show us the power of sentiment. Whether a nation at war owes any duty whatever to the world at large in the way of giving out In formation would be an Interesting question, but fortunately It Is one that need not be discussed. Mankind is so ruled by sentiment, that is, by Its loves and prejudices, that it embraces with out question or debate the proposition that in the case of Russia the disclos ure of its military progress, purposes, hopes, fears and disappointments is no more than we have the right to expect as a matter of course, while in the case of Japan the most galling restrictions are accepted as the natural prerogative of a nation at war. Fame, like a wayward girl, will still be coy To those who woo her with too slavish knees; But makes surrender to some thoughtless boy. And dotes the more upon a heart at ease. Thus wrote Keats upon one aspect of popular favor. It fits this war. Rus sia has done everything possible to please the world that dislikes her, but it spurns her even upon slavish knees, while It fawns upon Japan, who Is too busy at work to be bothered with re porters. Is human nature, then, essen tially -feminine? Perhaps so; and yet perhaps what we call feminine is not the peculiar quality of the gentler sex. We have all seen the wayward girl whose heart goes out to one who has never caused her anything but sorrow, and closes to another who gives her all self-denying service and devotion; but is this a distinctly feminine attribute? There are men who weary of a too fond mistress and run with eager desire after the indifferent, only stimulated the more by every neglect or affront. The real lesson Is, however, that he who has won regard by constancy and justice will not be put in peril of it from the exigencies of difficult times. A generation's display of nobility and enlightenment on the part of Japan has endeared her to humanity so that it is In the mood to forgive her for any slight or Inconvenience now; and no geniality at St. Petersburg today can wipe out the repugnance stamped upon the mind by Siberia, Poland. Finland and Kishinef. RUNNING AN EMPIRE. When a "Retiring Member" gives to such an excellent review as the Na tional his "Impressions of the House of Commons," the reader might naturally expect some observations upon the prominent figures of Parliament, the manner of conducting the nation's business, and the efforts of the retiring member himself to help along the work of government However, the reader Is dls&busedof this Idea on reading the first sentence of the "Impressions," in which he is told that two of the hap piest days in the life of an ordinary Member of Parliament are the day when he first enters the House and the day on which he leaves it for good, "knowing that he is once more a free man, and no longer subject to what In the course of a few years has become simple drudgery." Indeed, the only Im presslons received by the Retiring Member In the House of Commons, so far as his article discloses, were of dis comfort and dullness. Tradition and associations can have jio influence upon the man who enters Parliament only to find that no proper provisions have been made for his physical comfort and that even luxuries are lacking. Here Is the plaint of the Retiring Mem- ber on this point: Tho fallacy that the House of Commons is the best club In London is probably exploded by this time. It would be difficult to Imagine any place much less like a club.. No self-re specting club would endure the members' smoking-room for a week. In the Winter, un less there is anything of particular Interest on In the House, it Is too crowded for members to be able to find seats. In the Summer it la Insufferably hot and stuffy, and all the year round it Is unwholesomely draughty. No club would stand the food which Is served to mem bers of the House of Commons. Still less would any club stand the House of Commons waiters. The permanent servants are excel lent, courteous, civil and obliging. But the large number of members who have to lunch and dine at the House very frequently renders it Impossible to keep enough good permanent servants to attend to every one, and the re suits are, to say the least, uncomfortable. It is sad to contemplate the ambitious lawmaker barred, from the studious quiet of the smoking-room by a crowd of members shirking a speech by Gib- i son Bowles, perhaps. And even the terrace, the delightful walk overlook ing the Thames, is "spoiled for Mem bers by the swarms of ladies who take possession every afternoon during the Spring and Summer months." Refuge may be found In the libraries, but there smoiung is xorbidden, and the ordinary member cannot work when he may not smoke. It is of passing interest to note that chess, "as played In the House of Commons smoking-room, seems to be the noisiest game in the world except football." Nor Is the Member's cup yet full. By being on hand early andat- tendlng prayers, he manages to hold a seat, and then so long as the debate Is dull he Is fairly comfortable, but let the debate grow lively and the Inrush of Members, crowds the early bird very uncomfortably. Life for the "ordinary" Member is truly a sad affair. The House meets at 2 P. M., a very Incon venient time, if the Member has pri vate business to transact during the afternoon. The time of adjournment In the evening is calculated to make the Member late for dinner. ThenFrl- day is the earliest day in the week without a night sitting, so that there are "four long consecutive sittings every week." Sad, indeed. The rules of the House do Indeed appear to have been framed with too little considera tion for the ordinary Member's lunch eon and dinner, and with too much at tention to the work of Parliament. And now that the Retiring Member has told of the discomforts of serving one's country In her legislative ha?ls. does he touch upon happier phases of the parliamentary life? Not he, for the next paragraph begins by saying that nothing will leave a deeper impression on the mind of the Member when he has finally retired from the HouEe of Commons than the deadly dullness of the place. He walks about for hours, waiting for a division which may or may not come. In the Winter he is disturbed by the "everlasting clatter of the chessmen." In the Summer he Is worried by the chatter of the ladies on the terrace. All Is vexation of spirit. and the only consolation for a Retiring Member is that "he will have seen how laws are made, though he may see that the machinery for their manufacture is very clumsy, awkward and slow . . . and he may see that any business run on the same lines must inevitably go bankrupt In six months." It might be added that he will also have had the satisfaction of showing his devotion to the national service by enduring a crowded smoking-room, poor fare and Inefficient waiters. It is gratifying to know that the Commercial Club Is already moving in the matter of a reception to Senators Fairbanks and Dolllver, something on the lines It so handsomely carried out in connection with the visit of Secre tary Shaw. It is probable that this will be our only remaining opportunity this year to greet and show courtesy to men of such eminence and especially to one of the exalted station which Mr. Fair banks expects soon to assume. The Commercial Club will make no mis take If It does the gracious thing by the next Vice-President of the United States and perhaps the next President after Roosevelt. We shall take It for granted that the club will maintain the high standard it has already set In this as In other matters, by which It has so greatly enhanced the fame of Portland for energy and for doing things in just the right way. "From this moment," says the New Tork World, "there should be infused into the campaign the energy of con vlctlon, of resolve and of confidence. There are In Indiana, in Illinois and In Wisconsin, where the fight should be hotly pressed, fifty-five electoral votes. Nearly two million and a half voter3 will go to the polls In these three doubtful states. Chairman Taggart, who understands the local conditions, would do his party and his country a great service by taking personal com mand of the party forces In these states, leaving New York, New Jersey and Connecticut to the management of men more familiar with conditions In the East" This is a fairly explicit condemnation of what has so far been done In the Democratic campaign. The wider world hears with a shud der that fierce fighting bas been re sumed before Port Arthur. The strenu oua effort, the terrible suffering, the wholesale slaughter, that are Implied in this simple announcement are beyond computation practically beyond the utmost stretch of human imagination. The stress would seem to be greater than any nation could long endure, yet after months of it neither side has abated one jot of Its determination or of its fury in battle. Though the end may be near, Its beginning Is not yet In sight. The survey of the ceded lands of the Crow and Flathead Indian reservations Is awaited with great impatience by In tending settlers, and surveyors anxious to secure the contract from the Gov ernment for the work. Under the most favorable conditions the survey can hardly be completed before the Fall of 1905, which means that the formal open ing of these lands and the rush of the land-hungry Incident thereto will be delayed for some months. THE RECORD IS THE GUARANTEE, It Is difficult to find out from the utter ances of our opponents what are the real Issues upon which they propose to wage this campaign. It Is not unfair to say that, having abandoned most of the principles upon which they have insisted during: tho last eight years, they now seem at a loss, both as to what it is that they really be lieve and as to how firmly they shall assert their belief In anything. We do not have to gncsg at our own convictions, and then correct the guess if it seems unpopular. The principles which wo profess are those in which we believe with heart and soul and strength .. . . Tho policies wo have pursued are those which we earnestly bold as essential to the National welfare and repute. ... We intend in the future to carry on the Government in the some way that we have carried it on in the post. President Roosevelt. Worm Turns. Atchison Globe. No one Is surprised that (it has hap pened at last. An Atchison woman who works down town from 7:30 till 6 was going home last evening, hot and tired, with her attire showing the soil of a hard day's work. A girl she had never liked anyway sat on a porch she passed, dressed In white, and looking as cool and pretty as any angel that had just floated down. "You look hot," she called to the girl who works In a moment the girl who works had rushed through the gate up the steps to the porch, and In a frenzy had scratched the face of the cool and pretty angel, and had torn her dress to I shreds. Then she passed on, feeling better. PARKfR 'AND THE COMMON LAW. New Tork Tribune. President Roosevelt completely de molishes his opponent's trust remedy programme which when first promul gated was hailed as the Inspired utter ance of the great Judge who, while others were plunging about for specta cular cures, had been drinking deep at the well of English law, pure and undented. In his speech of acceptance Judgo Parker said: The growth of monopoly, of which complaint Is justly made, cannot be laid at the doors of the courts of this coun try. The decisions of the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court of Appeals of this State and the courts of last resort In many other States warrant the assertion that the. com mon law as developed affords a com plete legal remedy against monopolies. This discovery was evl tence of a Daniel come to judgment, and we were all bid to note the difference be tween a rough rider and a judicial minded stateman whoMcnew the right way to proceed in harmony with the good old traditions of law and order. But that eulogy is rudely interrupted by Information that the learned Judge did not know what he was talking about. As President Roosevelt says in his letter: There is no common law of the United States. Its rules can be en forced only by the State courts and officers. No federal court or officer could take any action whatever under them. It was this fact, coupled witn the Inability of the States to control trusts and monopolies which led to the passage of the federal statutes known as the Sherman Anti-Trust act and the Interstate Commerce act; and It is only through the exercise of the powers conferred by these acts and by the sta tutes of tho last Congress supplement ing them that the national govern ment acquires any jurisdiction over tho subject. That is perfectly true. We are cred ibly informed that a Democratic lawyer who noticed Judge Parker's blunder called his attention to it, and the Judge admitted that he had been wrong. At any rate, he now knows it, and must realize that his methods of "trust bust ing" are in need of revision. Of course, this is not a mistake- which is dlscredable to Judgo Parker. It was an error which. any man might have made whose thought had been centred for years on New York law, and who really knew nothing about tho larger subject which he was suddenly called unon to Illuminate with his wisdom. It would not be discreditable to the man ager of a horsecar lino suddenly called to run a' four track railroad to think the block signals were unnecessary, and that the engineers could see each other and keep out of each other's way. The incident, however, does give some indication or -Juage cancer s equipment to deal with tho great pro blems of the federal government. Ho evidently has not studied them. His ideas of federal law are hazy, his pro gramme Is a matter of mere guesswork, and that ln'Hno of his own profession, where his deliverances are received with a presumption of soundness even by his opponents. If after weeks of thought In the preparation of a speech he has such loose notions about the possibilities of Jaw in relation to one of the greatest problems of the nation. how much real ability to dcaj with oth er things outside of the narrow range of his experience can be assumed for him? FAVORABLE VIEW OF MRS. EDDY Lawrence, Mass., Telegram. The formal (dedication of the new Christian Science temple at Concord, N. H;, the gift of Mrs. Eddy, calls at tention in a pointed way to this won derful woman. No matter what one may believe about Christian Science, no person of intelligence can fail to realize that this woman is one of tho most remarkable personages of the 20th century. Any personality which can command such a following as Mrs. Eddy has gathered under tho banner of Christian Science, Is certainly in a marked de gree extraordinary. How has this wonderful woman succeeded In estab lishing so vigorous and so splendidly enthusiastic a body of religious work ers? What Is It tha causes the Chris tlan Scientists to devoto themselves and their resources so unreservedly to the cause? What new element has been injected Into the religious life that produces such remarkable results? Tho skeptlo will scoff at the idea that Mrs, Eddy has any supernatural powers, Yet it cannot but be admitted that in the work she has accomplished and tho power that she exerts, she is easily the foremost woman of her generation, Where is there another woman who can number among her devoted adhe rents so many earnest followers? It would be preposterous to believe that these hundreds of thousands of lntelll gent, and many of them educated peo pie were simply dupes. Rather Is it reasonable to believe that Mrs. Eddy has succeeded In pre scntlng the eternal truths In a way that has attracted man and women to her. She is now the head of a great and growing church, whose members believe her to be Inspired. Were she anything but what it 'is claimed for her, her position would be appallng. Her responsibility must be tremen dous, and the demands upon her so great, that life would be burdensome Indeed, were she hypocritically at tempting to play a part. Measured by its success. Christian Science must em body tho living truth, and Mrs. Eddy through her remarkable personality, as the head of this growing sect, has shown qualities of leadership which stamp her as one of the greatest char ac'.ers of the age. Misery Loves Company. London Daily Mail. While strolling one afternoon on the deck of a steamer a certain bishop ob served a couple of particularly seasick Individuals. The woman was reclining in a big steamer chair and exhibited all tho signs of that utter despair and Indifference to life common to such sufferers. At her feet crouched a man, apparently Just as 111 as the lady herself. His head was In the woman's lap. Tho unhappy, couplo presented such a woe. begone appearance that the good bishop inquired whether he could render her any assistance. The lady shook her head sadly, mur muring, "No, thank you." "I am very sorry," added the bishop, Then after a moment s pause, he asked "Then perhaps I can be of service to your husband. The wretched woman, without so much as moving her head, gave an Indifferent glance In the direction of the man, whose head was In her lap, and in a tone that betrayed not the least Interest In her unfortunate colleague in misery, she re plied faintly: "He Isn't my husband, I don't know who who he Is." Expert on the War. Atchison Globe. "I see," said an Atchison man who insists upon talking about it, "that what-you-may-call-hlm is In flight, and that man whose name begins with O-somethlng Is In hot pursuit. thought when they left Lang-erlang, something would happen. Effect of Moon. Atchison Globe. At least a half dozen young men took girls out walking last night and returned engaged. This is always the result when there is a perfect moon surrounded by a few little white clouds looking like dabs of cottage Ucheese. MAXIMS OF THEODORE ROOSEVELT "When the weather is good for crops it le good for weeds. Our place as a Nation is and must bo with the nations that have left indelibly their im press on the centuries. No other citizens deserve so well of tho Re public as the veterans, tho survivors of those who saved the Union. "We have passed that stage of National de velopment when depreciaUon of other peoples Is felt as a tribute to our own. Publicity can do no harm to tho honest cor poration; and wo need not be overtender about sparing the dishonest corporation. Tho voice of the weakling or the craven counts for nothing when he clamors for peace; but the voice of the Just man armed is potent. I do not think, so far as I know, that I have ever promised beforehand anything I did not mako a strong effort to make good after ward. m v m But virtue by itself is not enough, or any thing like enough. Strength must ber added o it. and the determination to use that strength. we desire tho peace which comes as of right to the just man armed; not the peace granted on terms of ignominy to the craven and the weakling. The very existence of unreasoning hostility to wealth should make us all the more careful in seeing that wealth docs nothing to justify such hostility. No one can too strongly Insist upon the elementary fact that you cannot build tho superstructure of public virtue savo on pri vate virtue. It Is no use to preach if you do not act de cently yourself. You must feel that the most effectlvo way In which you can preach Is by your practice. We do not wish to discourage enterprise. Wo do not desire to destroy corporations; we do desire to put them fully at the service or the state and people. A rnnn of trrea.t wealth Who does not U30 that wealth decently 13, in a peculiar sense, a menaco to the community, and so Is the man who does not use his Intellect aright. 9 m v Tt Rhnnlr! he as much tho aim Of thOSO Who seek for social betterment to rid the business world of crimes of cunning as to na ine ea tire body pollUo of crimes of violence. Tf rfnmnirrwnips or icrnorant enthusiasts who aro misled by demagogues couia succeea in destroying wealth, they would, of course, sim ply work the ruin of the entire community. T PTiwet von to bo strong. I would not ro- n,rt vnu it von wero not. I do not want to see Christianity professed only by weaklings; I want to see it a moving spirit among men of strength. a mnn who is cood enouch to shed his blood fnr thn pnuntrv Is trood enough to bo given a square deal afterward. More than that, no man Is entitled to, and less than tnat, no man shall have. t hivn heard the millionaire say. "I have had tn work nil mv life to make money, let my boy spend it." It would be better for tho boy never to have been bom than to be brougnt up on that principle. RvArvthinir that tends to deaden individual initiative Is to be avoided, and unless In a riven mm there Is soma very evident gain which will flow from state or municipal owner. ship. It should not be adopted. Thn man who bv swindling or wrong-doing acquires great wealth for himself at the ex pense of his fellow, stands as low morally as anv nredatory mediaeval nobleman, and is a more dangerous member or society. t heilovn that we are now. at the outset of th twrn tleth century, face to face with great world problems; that we cannot neip piaymg h rvfirt nf a. mit woria Dower: mat an can decide la whether we will play it weu or in. Tt,, win he fluctuations from time to time In our prosperity, but it will continue to grow Just so long as we Keep up mis nign averaBo of individual citizenship and permit It to work out its own salvation under proper economic legislation. The Corset In Politics. Now York Globe. "Democrats are said to be disturbed over the prospect of the Republicans raising a corset Issue among the feminine voters of Colorado, Wyoming, Utah and laano. Chairman Cortelyou's literary bureau started the corset agitation as a political Issue today by issuing a printed state ment by W. A. Marble, executive officer of a corset company, declaring that protec tion has given the women better corsets than they used to have. Tho patriotism of tho fair voters is appealed to along tho beautiful lines of tho corset. Says tho corset man: "Fifteen years ago tho value of import ed corsets was about $2,000,000. Today it Is less than $400,000, while we manufacturer more than $12,000,000 worth. This chango has been made by tho tariff. Formerly most of our corsets wero of the cheaper grades, retailing for a dollar, the better grades being imported from Belgium, France and Germany. The tariff has en abled American manufacturers to produce a better quality of corset. "Wo now retail corsets at $2 and $2.50 each which are equal or superior to those wo formerly Imported. They aro superior because they aro adapted to American waists. We can also adopt foreign styles when we approve them, but they no longer control the fashion." One Democrat said he would bet the corset issue was sprung to boom Tim Woodruff for Governor. "You know Tim's figure always has been tho subject of suspicion," said he. "But as long as they confine the agitation to their own ranks we don't care. It wouldn't be quite fair, though, to sendithat docu ment to the Rocky Mountain States, espe cially where the Mormons are." Cost of Rare Elements. Engineering and Mining Journal. Boron In powder made by the Moissan process in Germany is worth $142.80 per kilogram (2.2 pounds); germanium, fused by electrolysis, sells at $59.50 per gram; lanthanum In bales, $9.04 per gram; tel lurium, $100.10 and $107.10 per kilogram, and uranium, $190.40 per kilogram, and zirco nium, $95.20 per kilogram. Most of the rare metals are used In the laboratory for experimental purposes, but a few, like iridium, quoted at $9.52 and $10.71 per 10 grams In Germany; osmium, $17.14 per 10 grams; magnesium, commercial (94 and 97 per cent), $2.75 per pound In New York; molybdenum, commercial, $4.05 and $5.66 per kilogram in Germany, and tung Bten powder, S8 cents per pound In New York, find employment as an Individual metal or as alloys for special manufac tures. There Is an Increasing market, however, for the nitrates, especially ce rium, 510 per- pound, and thorium, $4.50 per pound, which are utilized In the man ufacture of Incandescent gaslight man tels. Radium and polonium, recent dis coveries, have a purely speculative value. Romance. Atchison Globe. Today, when there was no girl or moonlight around, a certain Atchison man sat down and looked his Romance in the face. He found that he had asked a girl to let him support her for the balance of her life, and he gets only $30 a month, and can't support himself without aid of his father. A Social Tragedy. S. W. Gillllan In Baltimore American. She first put on a dark blue dress. Then changed It for a purple one; Then changed again, in her distress. To one 'twlxt chestnut-bay and dun; And yet once more she made a change And put a pale pink rigging on. Her husband growled things strong and stranss His patience was completely gone. They went to call upon eome friends That she was anxious to Impress 'Tls ever thus when woman spends A lot of time upon her dress. This time her plan succeeded not In stunning folks, for, oh, alas! Her hostess said: "It's quite too hot To think of turning up the gas." NOTE ASDCOMMENT. Spread of Education In U. S. fAoDroxlmate Fimires.) 1S50.... 2 men injured in class scraps. 1875 86 1805 (2597 " ( 20 men killed in football games. 1903 ...6960 men seriously injured In cane rushes, tank scraps, etc. 1903 . C57 killed and wounded at foot- hall. The straw hat lingers on the head of Autumn. The Fall Is here, but where's Port Arthur? "Before Day" clubs in the South will cause white people to be after dark. There should be some ghostly visitants at the coronation of King Peter in Bel grade. Now that the chorus girls of New York are for Parker, his campaign must be in good shape. The bargain" craze has now reached meals. .Macys advertises "lunch, 29c' In the New York papers. According to the St. Joseph Gazette, Kuropatkia reported that It was Orloft with him at Llao Yang. Vanity Fair says that the million rou bles placed in a bank by the -Czar for hi3 Infant son Is known as "The Fresh Heir Fund." They did something at Monument the other day that couldn't be done at Chl-cagc-they spotted a robber by his bis: footprints. Tho Russian cruiser Isumrud made 24 knot3 on her trial trip. She should bo able to score some glorious victories, as none of the Japanese ships could live with her in a race. No wonder the "gentleman" who trav eled over Russia to observe conditions found that there was no danger of an Im mediate uprising. War has always been the autocrats' besf preventative of re bellion. Mis3 Elizabpth White, the arch-milliner of the United States, declares that tho Fall belt is to bo "dippy," in fact the "dippler" the better. Most milliners' con traptions look dippy, anyhow, but thte 13 the first tlmo we ever heard one admit it. Among tho "Help Wanted" ads of an Iowa paper appears ono crying for a "red headed stenographer, one who does not wear long skirts or uso perfumes." 'Pears to us tho common or garden male stenog rapher would fill the bill so far as the last two conditions are concerned. Ton missionaries havo been murdered in New Guinea becauso they tried to en force monogamy. The sensible natives evidently foresaw that with but one wife to bo supported, she would soon demand the Investment of the surplus cowrie shells or cocoanuts in clothes, and in time pave tho way for millinery openings. Harry and Charlie, aged 5 and 3 respective ly, havo just been seated at the table for din ner. Harry see3 thero is but one orange on the table, and Immediately sets up a walling that brings his mother to the ecenc. "Why. Harry, what aro you crying for?" she asked. "Because there isn't any orango for Charlie." London Chronicle. Now if T. R. had any tears, he might shed them because there was no orange for A. B. P. That robust theological beliefs are still held by the dour Presbyterians is Indicated by this anecdote from the Scotsman: A Rosshire gamekeeper, a great light in one of the kirks, was asked tho difference between tho Free and tho United Free churches. "Give me tho actual difference In a simple form," the Inquirer requested, after a long lecture from the gamekeeper. "Well, air," said John, "if you want it plainly, it is this, we'll all be saved, and they'll all bo damned." It was a lunatic, arrested while trying to force his way into the President's rooms, that declared he had died six years before in Jersey City and had gone to heaven in an automobile. Sheer lunacy this. In the first place. It is doubtful II persons from Jersey City would be al lowed Into tho celestial hotel, and in the second place, it Is a cinch that no one could get through the gates In an auto mobile. The old saying about going tc h on horseback has t)ecn altered now adays to fit the gasoline route. Oregon Is not the only place with a de velopment league. In tho sweetly-named burg of Menominee, Mich., the young women have formed a "silk stocking club," not with tho Idea of stimulating the trado in dry goods, but to advertise the town. Each member of the club is solemnly pledged to wear at all timea black silk stockings and Oxford shoes. Around the ankles of the stockings this sentence Is to be embroidered In whita silk: Menominee is a good town. This plan appears to have the Aral requisite of a good ad that it shall at tract the attention. Texas boys are thus advised by thi Wylle Rustler: Boys,' when you go to see your best girl, don't always send up your card first. Just drop In some tlmo unexpectedly, and If you find her in the kitchen with her sleeves rolled up, helping her mother, she'll do; get In your work Just as quick as you can; talk business to her. But If you find her in the parlor play ing the piano, upstairs asleep, or in the ham mock reading a novel, go slow, talk nonsens and be careful. When you take a wife see tc it that she is just as handy at the cookstov as she Is at the piano. And this moves the Dallas News to give tho Texas girls a hint, or two, which tha News admits will be wasted, for love and reason are not akin and are just as bittei enemies as if they were: Girls, when your best beau proposes do not say "yes" right away. Hold him off a few months and utilize the time in looking into htt habittj. Learn how much he spends upon him self, and what proportion of his earnings goes to his worn-out old dad. Find out all you cac about him, and then give him his answer In accordance with his deserts. If you do this but you will not. WEX. J. OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. Little Willie What Is a cannibal, pa? Pa One who loves his fellow-man, my son. Ex. She You looked so sheepish when you pro posed to me. Ho And you looked so wolCsl when you accepted me. Jester. "How does that candidate strike you?' "That's the funny thing about him," answere Senator Sorghum. "He hasn't struck me foi anything as yet." Washington Star. Brown I have just discovered what it is thai destroys a man's memory completely. Green What is it alcohol or tobacco? Brown Nei ther; It's doing him a favor. Chicago Xews. "Tes, Just as soon as the parson starts hli sermon he stops all the electric fans." "Whafi that for?" "He knows that the hum is mucl too soothing on a warm day." Cleveland Plals Dealer. De Soto had j'ust discovered the Mississippi "If I call It 'Father of Waters.' " he mused "I mustn't let it bound Kentucky." Later however, he compromised on Just a few mllea Chicago Journal. Mozart was publishing his overtures. "I hai t6 make them to the cook, anyway," he ex plained, "and I thought the public might aj well hear them, too." Thus, Indeed, are th mainsprings of genius exposed to our unde-p standing. 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