THE MORKINGf OREGONIAN, FRIDAY,, SEPTEMBER 16, 190d. CITY NEWS IN BRIEF Xfce OretpoBlsa Telephones. CountlRg-Room Main. 657 Managing Editor Main 630 Buaday Editor Main 630 City Editor Main 166 Ccmponns-Koom Main 6S5 Superintendent Bunding Bed 2S23 at Side Office f. East 61 AMUSEMENTS. ilARQUAU GRAND THEATER (Jiiorrlson street, between Sixth and Seventh) To night, at 8:15 o'clock, Hoyt's comedy, "A Texas Steer." BAKER THEATER (Third and Tamhlll) To night at 8:15, Melbourne Macdowell and com pany, In "Glsmonda." COLUMBIA THEATER (Fourteenth and Wash ington) Tonight at 8:15, Columbia Stock Company. In "Lord and Lady Algy." CORDRAY'S THEATER (Park and Washlng ton eto.) Tonight at 8:15, "On the Bridge at Midnight." EMPIRE THEATER (Twelfth and Morrison) Tonight at 8:15, Weldemann Stock Company, In "Michael Strogoff." ETAR THEATER (Park and Washington) Continuous vaudeville, 2:S0 to 10:30 P. M. ARCADE THEATER (Sevenlh and Washing ton) Continuous vaudeville, 2:a0 to 10:30 P. M. BIJOU THEATER (Sixth, near Alder) Contin uous vaudeville from 2 to 10:80 P. M. X.YRIC THEATER (corner Alder and Seventh) Continuous vaudeville from 2 to 10 P. M. BASEBALL TODAY, 3 P. M.. ATHLETIC Park, 24th ana Vaughn, Tacoma vs. Portland. A Cat "Which Did Not Comb Back. A tnan who has for some time been suffering from nervousness and mental depression, whoso sight is badly affected and -whose troubles have been much aggravated by the smoky -atmosphere, a short tlmo ago leased and occupied an empty building on the city front. He has been much an noyed by a miserable cat belonging to the former occupant, which remained behind, a habit of the feline race whose affections cling more closely to localities than their owners. Morning and evening this miser able creature haunted the door of the place, reduced to a mere skeleton by star vation, and Its Incessant mewings and caterwaullngs drove the occupant to tho verge of distraction. Finally with the as sistance of a friend the animal wa3 caught and placed In a coffee sack, a heavy stone was put in beside it, the mouth of the sack firmly tied and the whole then dropped off aVharf and sunk, a thousand fathoms or less. The assassin went home happy, thinking that the cat was a-goner and that his troubles as far as it was concerned, at least, were at an end. On going down to open the place next morn ing he saw in the usual place his old, dingy terror. He staggered back in horror, exclaiming: "Has my mind utterly failed me? Do my eyes deceive me, or has that accursed cat really come back?" And if a passing friend had not caught him he would have fallen to the pavement. On recovering his wits, explanation and inves tigation followed and it was found that what he took for the cat was only a par cel which had been left by the door wrapped in a piece of dingy, gray canvas, and his peace of mind was restored but he has not yet entirely recovered from the shock, and in his dreams he still sees that cat and hears its piteous mlaulings. War Map axd Atlab. Japanese war map in colors, included In map of the world, showing each of the great nations and their possessions in separate colors; submarine cables, including the line re cently opened across the Indian Ocean, from Africa to Australia, .and the new American and British lines across the Pacific; the International date line, and the distances between great ports. Com mercial maps of each of the grand di visions, with railroads and principal cities emphasized. Map of tho Philippine Is lands, showing over- 400a miles of cable and telegraph lines recently constructed by the United States Government. Maps of Nicaragua and Panama Canals, and the Islands about to be acquired from Den mark. Index with population according to latest official enumeration, embracing United States census of lSOtr; Germany, 1900; Great Britain, 1901; India. 1901, etc. Sent postpaid to any address for 12 cents in stamps. Oregonian Publishing Com pany. Portland. Or. Mat Sprinkle Lawk Witu Giant. The owner of a fine residence which is sur rounded by a lawn, flower-beds, etc., which occupy an entire block, was seen yesterday looking critically at a "giant," or huge nozzle, such as Is used in hy draulic mining. It throws a two and one- half-Ineh stream of water with ereat ve locity, which, of course, depends upon the pressure. A friend, passing, asked him if he contemplated Investing In a hydraulic mine. He replied that he had no such intention, but was thinking that a nozzle like this under proper pressure would be a good thing for sprinkling or irrigating his lawn. Four gaVden-hose with spray sprinklers were kept busy on it as many hours as possible and still the grass was beginning to look brown and the ground was as dry and as hard as a rock. The idea was a bold as well as novel one and, if carried into effect, the results will be of Interest to all who have lawns to sprinkle. Police After the "Wheelmen. With a zeal which pauses not In the face of dan ger the Police Department continues to fearlessly pursue the bloody outlaw who rides his wheel on the sidewalk. He s taken to the Police Station, appears next day in the Municipal Court and pays a fine of $l: .Last night at 6:30 o'clock as one-half of the world were going from labor to supper, Officer Hill swooped down upon Harry C. Holmes at the corner of Twentieth and Johnson streets and ef fected a capture. Holmes was riding his wheel on a sidewalk. He Is 18 years of age and explained that he was going home from work. Instead he went to the station and placed $5 In the hands of Cap tain Moore for bail before he continued his Journey. Arrested For Theft. Harry Jones, re cently released from the County Jail, was arrested by Detective Kerrigan yester day afternoon for the theft of a knife and some clothing. The man admitted having stolen the" things, but refused to say where they came from. The knife bore the name. "J. H. Andrews," and was adorned with three mlnature photo graphs and a Masonlo emblem. It Is thought Jones got into a room occupied by some visitor to the city, as the .name on the knife handle does not appear, in the directory or telephone book. Citt "Will Examine For Clerkships. A call for civil service examinations for clerkships In the city departments will be Issued within a short time. At present there are too few applicants for exami nations to warrant a call being Issued. The Commissioners prefer to wait until there are more applicants. Clerkships carry salaries running from $100 to $175 per month. Any person desiring informa tion on the subject can ascertain all facts by applying to the clerk of the Civil Serv ice Commission. North Tekth-3treet Propertv-Own-ers. A meeting will be held this, Friday evening, September 16, at 8 o'clock at the German Church, corner Tenth and Stark, for the purpose of giving expression to and considering the proposed assessment for the Improvement of North Tenth street from "Washington street north to Qulmby. All those interested please at tend in person or by attorney. Baseball. Game Called Todat 3 P. M. Today is ladies' Dat. XtADiER Free To Grounds and Grandstjstd. Athletic Park, Corner Vaughn and 24th Stb. Baseball. Ws Stake Our Reputation on the style, quality, comfort and finish of our new Fall hats. cneswick $3.50 Satchell $5.00 Hewett Bradley & Co., Haberdashers, S48 "Washington, under Cord ray Theater. Latino Cement Sidewalks. Long-delayed sidewalks are being laid around the "Williams-avenue schoolhouse. The wooden walks were broken and danger ous. Joseph Frazler is pushing the work. B. and R.. homeonathlcs. now 207 "Wauh. Xnlsrht Brnr C5o. aarentK. 'Phnnn 5fS2 Local Optionibt Has a Readt Excuse. The mind of man Is constantly seeking out new inventions and Inventing new uses for Intoxicating beverages, urged on by the hosts of Local Optionlsts and Prohls. A highly-respected and respon sible business man. member of a. large mercantile house In this city, who has al ways been considered a Local Optlonist, with a tendency toward Prohibition, and wno by the merest chance was not one of the candidates on the late temperance ticket, was seen In a liquor dealer's place yesterday selecting an armful of bottles of assorted whiskies, eta, from the shelves. "When asked the meaning of this he explained that he was -one of a party preparing tp. start on a hunting trip after elk in the Olympic Mountains. He said there were still many elk on the Olym pian range, but they were becoming civ ilized, or accustomed to the ways of hunters, and the only way in which they can be shot is by making them arumt first, and it was for this purpose: that the stock of liquors was being laid in. "When it was sueirested that the hunters might by accident get full before the lk did he said that this emergency haa oeen pro vided for, as a powerful man, an Iron handler named Dempsey, said to be a dis tant relative of the Immortal Nonpareil, was one of the party, and should they not be able to shoot straight enough to kill an elk. Dempsey would knock it down with his sledgehammer fist. The return of this party and the Teport of their experience in killing elk first with whisky and then with lead will be anxiously awaited oy many. Not as Smokt as in Foriieb. Years. Naturally every one complains of the un pleasantness of tho smoke-laden atmos phere and the dust caused by the long absence of rain and the Bmoke also causes much suffering to those who have weak eyes. All day long on every .earner on hears such remarks as: "Isn t this terri ble? I have seen smoky seasons before, but this, I think. Is the very worst I havo ever seen. "Why, you cannot see across tho river; can't even see the hills back of town," and all such remarks. It must be that the majority of people are prone to forget trouble, for an old-time citizen said yesterday ih reply to the remarks quoted: "Oh, pshaw! The smoke Is noth ing to that compared to that we had to put up with In the Summer of '83. nor is the season In any way so disagreeable as that was. I think if you will look back only two years you will recall a worse condition of affairs than exists at present. Not only was It hot and smoky, but ashes and cinders of leaves from the burning forests were showering down on the city day and night, and everything was begrimed and smooched and every orfe's hands and face were stained with the soot and ashes. The present smoky spell will have to last some time longer before It becomes as disagreeable as what we have suffered several times before." Several who heard, these remarks' agreed with the speaker. It is probably best to treat present conditions as lightly ts possible and wait trustingly for tho rains which will end them and which have never yet failed to come In time. Fought Russians Fiftt Tears Ago. "Wallace Graham, an elderly man of Scotch birth, for many years a. resident of British Columbia, has been spending a short vacation In Portland visiting an old friend. He left for home on Monday In order to keep an engagement to attend a celebration yesterday of the 49th anni versary of tho capture of Sebastopol by the allied British and French armies after a selge of 11 months. Mr. Graham was present and saw the Russian flag hauled down. He was a boy of 12 at that time, and his father was an officer in the British army, and ho had gone out with his mother to spend the Winter with him, and a gay old "Winter it was for the boy. He has been watching the dienatches in The Oregonian carefully. expecting to learn of the capture of Port,, Arthur without a long seige, ror tne japs have better guns and better powder than were made 50 years ago. He says he has heard his father tell over tho history of the seige of Sebastopol many times. The Russians sank their fleet at the entrance of Sabastopol harbor. The town of Se bastopol was well built and beautified with gardens and contained 45,000 inhabi tants when the allies beseiged it, and when they were through there were only about a dozen buildings In the city which were not badly injured and the town has never amounted to much since. If one could only have been present at the cele bration which Mr. Graham went to at tend yesterday he would doubtless have heard some great tales of fighting Rus sians. Has This Hollt Tree the Scale? There is a handsome holly tree in the Postoffice grounds near the southeast cor ner of the building which has taken many years to attain Its present size, as the holly Is of slow growth; In fact, there are very few. If any, larger holly trees In the city, and It Is one of the principal orna ments of the grounds. "William Gregory calls attention to the fact that this tree is, as he thinks, literally covered with "scale," the San Jose scale, or some kindred pest, and he says the attention of the Department should be called to the matter and the tree sprayed to cleanse It of the pest. Examination by several, not experts, shows that the foliage is covered with dust and grime, but that it is not infested to any extent with scale. The tree will look much better after the first rain and perhaps come out all right. If it does not it Is in a hard case, for it will probably take the Postoffice Department some time to organize a spraying depart ment to attend to this tree. It might be better if the person in charge of the grounds would consult some expert horti culturist In regard to the matter. Offers Site Fob a Hotel. Early yes terday morning a wide-awake real estate agent called at The Oregonian office to Inquire the name and address of the capi talist mentioned In the morning paper who was preparing to build a large hotel in this olty. The employe he ran across was not able to furnish the desired In formation, but remarked: "I suppose you would like to sell him a site for the ho tel?" "That is exactly what I want to do," was the reply. "Well, If you can give an idea of the property you have for sale, size, location, price, etc., perhaps I can And some way to call the attention of the intending purchaser to it." said the employe. "The land I have for sale Is half a block in the center of town, finely located, and within four blocks of the Portland Hotel, and the price Js very reasonable say $20,000 a lot." Of course it is not possible to give the name of the agent, as this would be advertising him but any one wishing to buy tho property can obtain his address at The Oregonian office. Onlt the Good die Young. Two old citizens and old-time friends, who have been separated for years, met yesterday In the entrance to the Oregonian building, Mutual greetings and congratulations were exchanged and one remarked: "Well. we are both on earth yet, but both grow ing old daily. "Yes," said the other. "but I have many times envied those who died young before they realized the trials of life which "we uns' have had to en dure." "Ah!" said the other, "only the good die young, and I have about con cluded that all of them do." Several per sons waiting for an elevator smiled audi bly at this new Idea, and one remarked "It Is not very complimentary to us, but I suppose we will have to stand our share of it." Colonel Sobieski to Speak. Colonel John Sobieski, who Is fittingly described as "a man of royal birth, of golden mind and of silver tongue," will speak to the members of Trinity Episcopal Sunday school and their friends at Trinity Chapel. Nineteenth street, near "Washington, next Sunday at 9:30 A M. The members of Trinity congregation are cordially Invited to be present and hear this eloquent speaker. "Temperance" will be the sub ject of Colonel Sobieskl's address. John I vet water-Color Club meets Sat. at residence of president, 710 H. Burn- side. Important business; full attendance Carnations, rosebuds, floral pieces, reasonable- Burkhardt Bros., 23d and Gllsan. C. C Newcastle, dentist, Mohawk bldg. L Find "Wooster at once. AMUSEMENTS A Brilliant Society Play. "When "Lord Rnd Lady Algy" has passed into theatrical history, when all Is said and written of this famous PInero play, the silent eloquence of Georgo Bloomquest as Jockey Mawley will stand out in memory. This clever young actor ha3 come Into his own at the Columbia Theater this week. He has only a half dozen or more lines to his part, but every moment that he is on the stage he Is the cynosure of all eyes. He Is "Lord Algy's" faithful Jockey. In the first act he hovers about the sideboard. "I'm thirsty," he eayB in a low voice, and he has tho audience under his spell from that time on. In the ballroom scene Mawley has no speaking part-. He is es corted to the ball by the watchful yet be fuddled "Lord Algy," and the comedy of the situation Is heightened by Maw lay's dignified silence, while masquerading in the uncomfortable garb of "The Young Pretender." In the closing scene Bloom qoest scores another hit, when he refuses to accept from the meager purse of Lord Algy pay for riding his horse to defeat. This scene is one of the best in the play. "Lord and Lady Algy" is a true and enticing picturo of high-class English so ciety life. The deft-handed PInero has filled It with heart interest The incom parable Columbia Company acts It with art. The women wear their beautiful gowns as those to tho manner born, and the men make a bright picture In their brave attire. Every member of the com pany is excellent. The principal role in this play falls to tho leading man, Mr. Baume, while Miss Countiss as "Lady Algy" has a delightful part around which clusters the heart In terest, a very engaging element. Mr. Berrell as the Duke of Dronebor ough Is a sterling actor of the old school, and he Is every Inch the character. The electricity in the face oi Donald Bowles is his fortune. And the best of It is that hia popularity is founded on merit. Miss Brandt is a dainty Ingenue, while Miss Barhyte as Mrs. Tudway, tho society woman, whose sentimentality al most leads her astray, acts her part with distinction. Every appearance of Miss Eytinge is noted by the watchful audi ences, and her every line Is received with marked attention. Roy Bernard makes a character role. Tho play abounds In excellent charac ter parts, and Mr. Bernard and Mr. Dills contoribute much to the merriment of the audiences. Mr. Seatoa. has a humorous part as Swepson the valet, which is one of the best bits of acting in the play. For a clean-cut picture of society life, "Lord and Lady Algy," abounding in keen wit and epigram, Is one of the brightest and merriest of comedies. Impressed by "Glsmonda." There are only three more performances of "Gismonda" at the Baker Theater this week, and those who have not seen Mel bourne Macdowell as Almero, Sardou's masterpiece, will regret It as long as they live if they miss this opportunity. Busi ness h?g increased each night this week, which is evidence that "Glsmonda" has made a great impression on the theater goers of this city. Indications point to the usual crowded Baker matinee tomor- TOW. "Brave Michael Strogoff." "Michael Strogoff" Is tho knightliest figure on tho dramatic stage. The man who, faithful unto death, served his Czar as no one before had ever done and saved Russia so that she could fight the present war with Japan. The finest play for the money ever seen here. Matinee tomorrow and final per formance of "Strogoff" tomorrow night. "On the Bridge at Midnight.'' Pnntinnlnp' to nlav to larsre audl- ences, "On the Bridge at Midnight" at Cordray's, this week, it can bo truthfully said, has made a aecidea hit. The sale for Saturday matinee is very large. "A TEXAS STEER'' TONIGHT. Hoyt's Famous Comedy Begins an En gagmement of Three Nights. Tonight at the Marquam Grand Theater Hoyt's most successful comedy, "A Texas Steer," will begin an engagement or two nights, with a bargain price matinee Sat urday at 2:15 o'clock. The types of char acter portrayed are clearly drawn, and It is said they are admirably developed by this season's company, which is an unusually strong one. Among them are "Will K. Bray, the original Minister to Dahomey; Harry B. Emery, as "Maver ick Brander"; May Stockton, soubrette and ingenue, who has been a feature with several metropolitan attractions as "Bossy," and the famous Texas. Steer Quartet and others. Tho situations are led uo to with scrupulous care, and no opportunity is lost to raise a laugh. Seats are now selling for the three penorm- Husecieaning at the Marquam. Housecleanlng season at the Marquam Theater has made that place of amuse ment as clean as the proverbial new pin. All the carpets in the foyer and lobbies have been thoroughly cleaned and other wise renovated through compressed air and suction without a single carpet being lifted. Painters have been busy touching Interior effects, and the scenery, stage and electric lighting have been overhauled. Think of the feet of famous actresses of world-wide reputation who have pressed the boards of the old runway on seeking a near cut homo from the rear of the theater. Those familiar boards will, how ever, know the theater no more, for a new runway has been Installed. Everything at the Marquam Is in readiness for the start or business. "Under Two Flags.' Commencing with Sunday's matinee, the Columbia Theater Stock Company will produce "Under Two Flags," a dramati zation of Oulda's famous novel of the same name. This thrilling drama will 'be given the most complete production ever seen in Portland. The famous ride of Cigarette will be done by Miss Coun tiss with all the grace and daring of this popular actress, and the sand-storm scene will be presented with the most striking realism. The Columbia Theater Company will aDDear in Its full strength In the Blanche Bates' version of the play, which only such an able company as the Colum bla could hone to equal. The sale is now on at Rowe & Martin's, Sixth and Wash lngton, and at the theater after 7 P. M. "Fedora'' at Popular Prices. The theatrical season Is now on In all Its glory, and the patrons of the various playhouses are looking for good amuse ment. That none better can be found In this city than at the Baker Theater every one will agree when they know that Mel bourne Macdowell will present Sardou's modern society play, "Fedora," all next week, starting with the usual Sunday matinee. Never In the history of Port land has this great drama been presented at the popular prices charged at this pop ular theater. "Uncle Tom's Cabin." The greatest of them all. The one play of which the public never tires. The play our fathers and mothers delighted in 40 years ago. The play we all love. At the last moment Manager "Weldemann decided to change the bill at the Empire next week from "At the Old LIme-Klln" to "Uncle Tom's Cabin," because he discov ered that it would be possible to secure the rights to the William A. Brady ver sion, the finest production of the Ameri can classic ever made. The production to be given next week, commencing Sun- JLdur ynntlwnn. Uv tHa TValdaoxarui StAolc Company will be Identically the same as the Brady revival. Remember, the Sun day matinee of "Uncle Tom's Cabin." Next Week at Cordray's. Merit wins, and this seems to be the main reason why "Sidetracked," which will be presented at the Cordray's next week, has outlived all the so-called railroad dramas. The excellent comedy throughout the play is now too well known to need comment, the climaxes are all strong, and the. dramatic situa tions have been toned up to date. The humorous tramp character remains the central figure "and elicits roars of laughter many times throughout the evening. The specialties are all new tljis season. AT THE VAUDEVILLE THEATERS Coupon Matinee at the Star. There Is published on -page 10 in this morning's Oregonian a coupon which en titles the bearer to 5 cents toward the ad mission to tho Star Theater at either one of the matinee performances this after noon. This feature has been established by the management especially for the ben efit of the children, of whom many wait patiently through every week In order that they may attend the Friday mati nees tor half price. The program this week contains a number of features which will prove exceptionally Interesting to children, among which may be mentioned the gymnastic act of the D'Armos and the amazing and amusing- performance on a bicycle by marvelous Kingdom. Gold 'Night at the Lyric. This is the night the Lyric manage ment gives its patrons $15 in gold coin and already many peoplo have spent 10 cents for a ticket and gone away from, the performance richer in this world's goods than when they came. A ?5 coin is glven away at each even ing performance to the holder of .the lucky coupon. You may be tho lucky one tonight. This week's bill Is a fina vaudeville entertainment and you will miss some of the best artists in the business unless you go thl3 week. Loretta Twins Coming. An act never equaled In Portland will be presented at thev Star Theater in next week's programme, beginning Monday afternoon, when the famous Loretta Twins, the sensation of the vaudeville world,' and tho despair of rivals, will ap pear In their thrilling tripple bar act, which was first shown by them at the Crystal Palace in London, England. There are some acts in vaudeville that are dif ferent. The Star has them, and the act of the Loretta Twins is one of them. Amateur Night at the Arcade. A number of amateurs will appear at each performance at the Arcade Theater this evening in addition to the regular programme. Friday night has been estab lished by the manager of this -popular playhouse as amateur . night, and every week a number of nonprofessional per formers are given an opportunity to dem onstrate their ability to entertain the pub lic. Their efforts to do so are always an amusing novelty and of great Interest. The Famous Girdeiiers. Next week at the Arcade Theater will be presented the marvelous act of the Girdeiiers, whose fame as head balancers and acrobats has gone twice around the world. Their engagement Is extraordi nary, and as Is usual when a gilt-edge high-priced act is brought to Portland, it is the Arcado Theater that does it. The Girdeiiers open with the new bill next Monday afternoon. PURCHASES A GEAUD. A Popular Portland Music Teacher Avails Herself of Eilers Cash'sale. It is all a matter of possessing the cash. There Is not the slightest question about the instruments now offered by Eilers Piano House at phenomenally low cash prices, being the most desirable there are. Their names are a guarantee of it, and Miss Anna Flledner, one of the city's fin est and most widely known music teach ers, Is congratulating herself that she was in position to avail herself of the splen did opportunity to secure a Chlckering grand piano during the present cash sale The instrument selected by Miss Flled ner, who Is a most excellent judge of pianos, is a superb Chlckering parlor grand, cased In rosewood, and her saving on the price by purchasing during this cash sale was fully one-third. Miss Flledner also purchased at the same time a very fine Hobart M. Cable piano With these two superb instruments there Is not a more finely equipped music studio in Portland. Hobart M. Cable pianos are constantly gaining In -the estimation of the best musicians. Continued use only serves to increase the confidence which the superb tone and fine workmanship of these pianos Inspire. The cash sale has been continued until the, COth. This gives purchasers desiring to take advantage of It, but who have only a portion of the cash necessary, an opportunity to secure their Instrument and time enough to procure the remainder of the cash, as Instruments will be held un til noon of tho 20th. Eilers Piano House, 351 Washington street, corner Park. PERSONAL MENTION. Howard T. Child, of Franklin Falls, N. H., entered the medical department of the State University yesterday, trlct. Is a guest at the Portland. NKtSTEftSDIGAn Smartness 55 The book that tells men the Smart Clothes that approved fashion and taste have set apart for their wear for Autumn and Winter, together with many illustra tions and matters of dress interest. It's Tree. Write for itA THE STEIN-BLOCH CO. Wholesale Tailors, Rochester, IT 7. THERE'S all the dif ference in the Cut of a Glove as there is in the Cut of a coat. GORDON GLOVES (aside from Strength and Comfort) have a Cut that makes you proud of your hands. ... $ 1 ,50. Colonel John S. Crawford, a well-known Southern Oregon mining man who has ex tensive Interests in the Grant's Pass dls- G corse T. Myers is snendincr a. few days in San Francisco. C. H. Mclsaac left last evenine for St. Louis to assist ComrnlMinnnr-fSflriflrnl Dosch In the work of securing live exhib its for the Portland World's Fair. Mr. Mclsaac will also visit a number of Eastern States to Interest big manufac turing establishments in the Exposition, and will distribute advertising matter Broadcast. He will be absent about three months. HOOD RIVER, Or., Sept. 15. (Spe cial.) A. L. Craig, general pasenger agent of the O. R. & N. Co., accompanied- by Mrs. Craig, arrived this morning from Portland and are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Vander blld, at their Beulah Land ranch, on the East Side. St Louis Republic, September 11. The selection of the next meeting-place of the Order of Hoo Hoo, which adjourned yes terday after the election of officers, re sulted In a victory for Portland, Or., through the oratorical effort of Mrs. Edyth Tozier Weatherred. Oklahoma City was the other contender. C. Porter Johnson presenting its claims. In tho election of officers there was a contest for the position of snark of the universe, tho highest seat in the order. After a close voto C. D. Rouke. of Peters burg, III., was elected over Frank Snell, of Wisconsin. The following other officers were elected unanimously: Senior boo hoo, J. S. Bonner, of Houston, Tex.; Junior hoo hoo, A. C. Ramsey, of St. Louis; bo- Jum, George V. Denney, Savannah, Ga.; Bcrivenaior, J. ji. Balrd, of Nashville. Tenn.; Jabberwock, A. H. Porter, of Port land, Or.; custocatlan, W. C Laidley, of Toronto, Can.; gurdon, G. I. Jones, of .Boston, jaass. STEAM ENGINEERING. The steam engineering classes at the Young Men's Christian Association will be taught by Mr. T. J. Glover, a consult ing engineer of 14 years' experience. The course In steam engineering Is esneclallv designed for firemen, etc. who wish to qualify themselves for running stationary engines. Special courses In mathematics and machine design will be given in con nection with the steam engineering work. WEEKS TO DENE, AH the delicacies of the season at the Portland Restaurant; fine, private apart ments for parties, 305 Wash., near Eth. IXW FRISCO STEAMER RATE. Account the Sovereign Grand Lodge. I. O. O. F.. at San Francisco, September 19- 25. the O. R. & N. will sell return-trin ticket by steamer September 14 and 18 for 523. Particulars of C. W. Stinger, city ticket agent. Third and Washlneton streets. Harnett's Extract of Vanilla Irrfarta superior delicacy of flavor, try It, use It. Not factory made kind OUR printing is good printing. Tne work manship shows careful consideration of every detail, and its artistic merits will last forever. It is NOT the factory made kind CLMain 165 F. W. BALTES & CO. writers, designers, bind ers, engravers, printers First and Oak Streets You Owe It To your wife and family and It Is your duty to provide them with a good one. We have the best Stelnway and Fourteen Other Makes of Fine Pianos Do not lot any one talk you out of see ing our incomparable line of upright and grand pianos, organs and piano-players. We can save you much money. A few snaps In used pianos: Large Cabinet Grand Upright, wal nut case $215.00 Large Cabinet Grand upright, oak case ISo.OO Medium Size Upright, walnut case.. 105.00 Also several Square Pianos. TERMS TO SUIT. Soule Bros. Piano Co. 372 and 374 Morrison Street Corner W. Park 2 STORES 1 317 WacJiInnfnn Near Sixth and 293JHorrison Near Fifth. 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Phone Main 110 ALL THIS WEEK LORD AND LADY ALGY Plnero's Brilliant Society Play The incomparable Columbia Stock Company in an enticing drama at a beautiful theater. What more can one want for an evening's en tertainment? Prices 15c, 25c. 50c: entire gallery, 13c. MATINEE 15c and 25c; entire gallery, luc. Jfext "Week, Beginning Sunday Matinee, September 18. UNDER TWO FLAGS Ticket o file 6 opn at Rowe & Martin's from 10 A. M. to T P. IT. Phone Main 110. At theater Irom 7 P. M. to 10 P. M. Pione 311. YELLOWSTONE Whisky means a delicious pure and palatable stimulant that is seldom equaled and never excelled. Try it once and you will USE NO OTHER B;RAND. ROTHCHILD BROS., PORTLAND, OR., 'Sole Agents EXCLUSIVE CARPET HOUSB J. Q. MACK & CO. 86-88THIRD STREET. ' Opposite Chamber of Commerce E CONFIDENTIAL CHAT NO. 30 Correcting other errors of vision and overlooking or neglecting to relieve astigmatic defects Is like closing the windows against burglars and leaving the doors wide open. Yet many alleged eye specialists are guilty of this omission. Glasses prescribed by us correct all irregularities of vision. s WALTER REED THE 133 SIXTH STREET IT WONT HURT A BIT BY OUR METHOD. We are enabled to extract from one to 33 teeth at eoa sitting, positively and "abso lutely without pain or bad after effects. People In delicate health need have no fear, as our method of extracting la positively aafe and absolutely painless. Absolute cleanliness Is our motto. Our method of do In? crown and bridge work Is scientific, quick and painless; 17. years experience In plate work enables us to fit your mouth comfortably. We have feelings as well as you. Dr. W. Wise. A. WISE BROS., DENTISTS 20S-213 FAILING BLDG. Open evenln?s till Corner Third and "Washington streets. Established 18S7. Yamhill and Eleventh Streets OCCUPIES DOUBLE THE SPACE SIMILAR SCHOOLS BEST EQUIPMENT, COMPETENT INSTRUCTORS .GRADUATES HOLD THE BEST POSITIONS Day and Night Schooi ENROLL NOW OREGON STATE PAKK AND WASHINGTON STREETS POBTLAND, OKEGOX Established In 1S6S. Open all the year. Private or class Instruction. Thousands of graduates In positions; opportunities constantly occurring. It pays to attend our cchooL Catalogue, specimens, etc.. free. A. P. ARMSTRONG. X,IB., PRINCIPAL. Stammering Cured Why stammer? Why stutter? Class for stammerers now started. You have Buffered long enough; so come and rid yourself of your affliction. Moat difficult casea are cured, and that, too In a veryyahort time. When you leave school you talk aa though you had never stammered. Consult or address M. L. Hatfield, 150 11th st., Portland, Or. Consultation hours. 0 to 10 A. 4 to 5 P. M. NORTH PACIFIC DENTAL COLLEGE One of the beat equipped Institutions of Its kind. The annual cession begins October 3. Students may graduate after attending three full courses. Tor further information and catalogue ad dress DR. HERBERT C. MILLER. Dean. 141 West Park Street, Portland. Oregon. LAW DEPARTMENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON Nineteenth annual cession begins September 20, 1804. Lectures delivered In Portland at 7:15 In the evening. Address C. U. Gantenbelc. LL. B.. Dean. fS3 Ch&xaher of Commeros Sulldlns, Portland OPTICIAN OREGONIAN BUILDING Dr. X. r. Wise, 9. Sundays from 0 to 13. Phone Main 2039L EDUCATIOXAI.. HANDSOME CATALOGUE FREE NORMAL. SCHOOL. MONMOUTH. Begins Its 23d year September 20, 1904. Four terms In each school year, affording equal opportunities for beginning a course In September, November, February and April. The best training for teachers is the Normal course, with its assurance of good positions at good wages. Write for new catalogue containing full information concerning courses of study, training In actual teaching afforded un der real conditions In town -and country schools, and full details about the ad vanced course of study with the addi tional advantages attached. Address SEC. J. B. V. BUTLER or PRES. E. D. RESSL.ER, Monmouth. Oregon. eaiei9ie(ts(iici OOKKEEPING By the Laboratory method teaches by doing as it Is done in the Busi ness world. Best results In the shortest time. Our graduates obtain positions and hold them. BEHNKE-WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE j Sixth and Morrison. , Day and night. Send for catalogue. iteiiteat(a(tti HILL. Military Academy A Private Boarding and Day School. Boys of any age ad mitted at any time. Fall term opens Sept. 14, 1S01. For catalogue, etc.. address J. W. HILL. M.D.. Portland. Or TEETH For modern dental work. World-renowned Specialists. Lowest prices consistent with first-class work. Go to the NEW YORK DENTISTS FOURTH AND MORRISON STS. FredPrekD.D.S. DENTIST 405Dekum Bidg. Best Work at Lowest Rates.