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Washington, D. C. Ebbltt Houso News Btand. YESTERDAY S WEATHER Maximum tem perature, 82 degrees; minimum temperature, 65 ueBreea. x-recipiuiuon, none. TODAY'S WEATHER Fair, northwesterly vinos. il - PORTLAND, SATURDAT, SEPTEMBER 8. THE SOCIALIST PARTY. The party of socialism nuts ud Its head. It has a candidate for the Presi dency "who will receive votes not a lew. His manifesto comes out with that or other candidates, after the usual form. His vote will probably equal that received by the Prohibition candidate, and It may be much irreater: lor the idea is a growing: one, and will continue doubtless to grow, up to cer tain umits. It is theoretical, -with many, who think intensely, yet narrow ly; ana in the minds of many others it is associated with sentimental and centl-rellgious notions. In Christianity itself there is a strong element of the doctrines of Socialism, and texts of the teaching of Jesus are forced constantly lnto use lor support of Socialistic claims It is worth while to inquire what Idea Jt is that underlies this action. The So cial Democratic ideal, to which we are supposed to be tending. Is a condition of society In which all should possess everything in common, and no one any thing lor himself. The state is to be the social body; the state all in all. So ciallsm demands a democratic state production, pure and simple, in the in terests of universal freedom and eaual ity of alL As little labor as possible. with opportunities for study and recre ation for all; the equal distribution of all arduous and unavoidable work, and au to take their turn at gathering the garbage and cleaning the boots. There with as much enjoyment as possible, but equal enjoyment for all; and either no champagne for anybody, or an equal share lor everybody. Such is the logic, euch to be the result The means and .instruments of production are to be in the hands of the state; government is to control and direct industry in all fields of production; .private capital is no longer to exist, but capital is to be nationalized, and "collectivism" is to take the place of individual initiative end effort Is all this absurd? To the Socialist it seems no more absurd than Prohibition seems to the Prohibitionist Each has his way with his ideal. The kernel, the central idea, of the genuine historical Socialism, the Social ism which has a growing power in many countries of the Old "World, and is putting up its claims in the New, is the leveling down of the whole face of society after the pattern of a universal collectivism established in the name of Ireedom and equality, especially the latter. It would be servitude, however, not Ireedom; lor freedom, with equal ity of conditions, has never yet been lound possible in the world. Nor could it exist in the Socialist state; for what Is impossible for ali time is an impro vised democratic and exclusively col lective production, without firm hands to govern It, and without Immediate individual responsibility on the part of Ihe participators. To enforce all this there must be authority, and that au thority must work with rigor and vigor. Then where is your boasted freedom and equality? In a Socialist state all would be slaves. But since this Is not thinkable, there can be no Socialist state. If government is to, take charge of labor and direct production, It must de cide lor the worker what he is to do, end ha would have to take the job as signed him, whether he liked it or not. What other despotism could equal this? Again, if government is to take care of ell the people and provide for them, it must, as every thinker from Plato to John Stuart Mill, and later, has shown, have superintendence and direction of bringing into the world those whom it ..must provide for. All family arrange ments must he under superintendence of .government Against this necessary consequence of their own principles the Socialists themselves would be among the first to rebel. But no Socialist thinks it out He is a theorist, hobby ist or dreamer. But constituted as human beings are, there Is a certain proportion of individuals in a state of so ciety like that of the modern in dustrial world, who will give them selves up to these vagaries. The num ber, however, is not likely to pass a certain proportional limit Yet it would not be surprising to find Jn November that the Socialist candidate for the Presidency had received more votes in the country at farge than had been cast lor &IB parties in our Pacific States. The movement is a protest of a class rwho scarcely know -what thev wnf- irat their inspiration is an idea, vague ' , . - 1 1 u ."- vu,iuau nU6 IU Sai J2H J&TlsgJi jEJW.enl J t&emJjthQ saddle how. pennangnf the divorce that private production is the evil of Industrial society, and that collective production, under direction of the state, is the only substitute or remedv for It In effect, it is the philosophy of holding mat xne short and effective way of abating an evil, actual, possible or im aginary, is simply to pull down the fcouse. Socialism would do it BUSSTA'S rXVIXCIBLE STRATEGY. The crushing news is received from Iiiao Tang that the Russians have again scored a hit over the Japanese icucouuj uvruss me xtuiz mver in accordance with a prearranged pro gramme, and that the professedly im pregnable fort of Anshanahari has been aoanaoned in the face of the enemy without a blow struck In its defense, to the infinite discomfiture and discredit of the Japanese, who had been confi dently counting on a battle. The advantages which these opera tions secure to the Russians are appar ent to the dullest comprehension.' 'In the case of the Iiiao Yancr retreat the 10,000 or more Russians that have been put hors du combat by the three davs' fighting are now removed -where thev cannot become the prey of hostile bul lets. $y putting themselves that much nearer St Peters-burcr. moreover, the Russians have put the Japanese under tne serious disadvantage of having to go that much farther after them. In case the Russian communications have actually been cut to the north of Iiiao xang, the astuteness of the Russians in suffering this lmnediment to their re treat can only call for admiration, inas much as the added labors imposed upon the Japs by the necessity of surround ing and annlhllatinfr General KuroDat kin's command will inflict upon Kuroki tremeildous hardship. There is one aspect of this darlncr and terrifying Russian strategy which has uceu jgnureu. in current military criti cism so far as we have observed, and that is its expression in the naval arm The Russian Admirals who have saga ciously permitted their ships to be sunk or captured have not in reality suffered defeat out are entitled to the palm of victory; for only think what pains and inconvenience the Jatis have been nut to in the necessity of taking charge of the captured vessels and caring for the crews of the lost ones. As long zCs the Rurlk was afloat It was a source of danger to the Russian cause: but the moment it sank beneath the waves the real sufferer was Japan, inasmuch as she was by that much reduced in the possibilities of future triumphs. The very moment that there is not another Russian ship of war afloat St Peters burg can shake its head in proud de- rision at the Japanese, who haw thus been put In the dire and humiliating position of a power without the possi bility of a naval victory. This view of war. that the faster vou retreat and the more you can set the foe to gnashing his teeth at your unex pected evacuation of an important fortress, the better for you and the worse lor him, is one that has not re celved the consideration which is Its due from military science. It will be necessary, in consistency, for the Rus slans to revise their view of Napoleon's retreat irom iloscow, which thus be comes one of the most brilliant ex ploits on record. The new theory is not original with Russia, however, for It has long been applied by such redoubt able warriors as the New York Evening Post to the Philippine Islands, and to all other naval and coaling stations, on the ground that the more such bases we have the more trouble it is to look after them. The antis also hold, as we understand them, that the smaller the Army the more efficient It is. and the only effect of increasing the Navy is to cripple our sea power by requiring more men and monei" to keep it going. Measured bv antl-lmperiallst standards, Russia Is clearly In the ascendant, and it is diffi cult to see any limit to the heicht of military prowess she may attain. It" is almost a pity she did not bethink her self to give up Manchuria without strlklntr a. blow, and thucs Viiotr stunning coup long advocated by the antis as to our own attitude toward the Philippines. , DEMOCRATIC PABTX AT ITS BEST. It is the laudable ambition of Mr. James H. Eckels to attract to the Dem ocratic party all the conservative and respectable element that he can Induce to share his views. To this end he la bors In the party councils on behalf of sanity and against wlld-eved populism. To this end he tries to help along every decent Democrat and put a tack In the tire of every unworthy one. He thinks It Is better to have two parties domi nated by wise and well-meaning men than to nave one party all wisdom and the other all irresponsibility. This is Mr. Eckels' privilege more. It is his duty. He is doing the country srood service as -well as his party. No man who looks back to 1895 nnd recalls the dread and shame of those tryinsr times and the humninHnTi in which we were subject fn the eyes of the world, in the desperation of our struggle to assert common honesty and the most elementary truths of finance. can fail to be thankful that tho cam paign of 1904 Is pitched on higher ground, or withhold credit for the ds. termination -with which Gold Democrats like Mr. Eckels have undertaken the re organization of their party, so that it is once more respectable to be known as a Democrat How infinitely better It is to be discussing Questions about -which men may honestly differ than to be en gaged in a life and death combat with shameless repudiation and brazen popu lism! In one way this chance Is better for the Democratic party, and in another way it is not For eight years nobody has had the chance to devote serious study to the comparative merits of the two great parties with each at Its best. We have been obliged for the nonce to treat Republican as a mere synonym for safety and Democrat as a euphem ism for danger. There was no time to talk about the tariff, let alone the gen eral tendencies of the two parties. Many a man, in fact, began to persuade himself that but for the financial Issue he would be a Democrat. Now there is a chance to study the general princi ples and tendencies of tho Democratic party. Jt may be doubted whether the party will fare much better under this investigation than the other. Such a searching inaulry as Secretary Shaw is conducting Into the respective characters of the two parties, each at its best is not calculated to inspire any thinking man with tho Idea that th Democratic party at its best is much safer as a guide than the Democratic party at Its worst How thick is this veneer of safety and sanity which Mr. Eckels and men like him have spread over the party in the last two years? THE MbRKINg OREGONIAff, SATUBDAY; SEPTEMBER S,190fc V of the' South from Bryan, how much of a panic would it take to overpower con. servatism once more and drag it at the chariot wheels of flat money andr free riot? More vital still, is the century-old policy of protection, after ell its appar ent results, to be dismissed recklessly as "robbery of the many for the benefit or the few"? May there not be some mistake here, which thinking men will hesitate to swallow, remembering as they do the plain facts of 1893-1897? A CREATURE TO LOATHE. Sudden death is not the appropriate lot of a young scoundrel like the one caught by three nervy Portland men on "Willamette Heights Thursday night It is better lor him to meet lor a time the looks of detestation which every observer should cast upon him. In this case the wretch has incurred the deep enmity of the police officers and the street-car employes, -who feel outraged at present and past indignities and vio lence toward them and their fellows, It is unfortunate that this bitter feeling aoes not always prevail against this type of scamp and that it is not more generally shared by the public. Every man who expresses admiration lor the nerve and daring of the mur derous highwayman and every woman who casts admiring glances toward him or sends flowers or missives to him in jail are accomplices In his crime. It is not money alone these wretches seek, but the sensation they create ana tne reputation lor nerve and daring which is too often by popular account accredited to them. There would he much less of this sort of thing 11 tne moral sense of the people would only assert itself so as to make the criminal classes understand that in the mind of every manly man and womanly woman they are only fit to despise and loathe. If robbery were the only crime of -the street-car highwayman, he could be vleWed with less animosity. But he Is always a murderer at heart and the most despicable sort of a murderer at that; for he neither stands .up in a fair fight, as does the Southern duelist or Northern gambler, nor does he have the excuse of gratifying a bitter feud as the vendetta has, or the Kentucky mountaineer or the ordinary enraged assassin. This man takes un ' arms agains Innocent persons who have never wronged him, upon -whom he has no claim and whom he offers. violence and wrong without an equal show for their lives and without any provocation whatever. umcer Nelson, Conductor Johnson ana Aiotorman Bingham deserve the plaudits of every right-minded person, Their plucky struggle In the face of deadly danger was a struggle on behalf or every unarmed man and timid woman and Innocent child In the City or Jfortland; for it is the despicability or crimes like this that their indirect effects are of so great possible misery. We all know what nervous shocks will sometimes do to sick menf delicate women and timid children. The blieht these unfeeling brutes sometimes cast over innocent lives Is nothing to them: but they should be made to feel that from universal humanity they are looked upon precisely as we look upon a snane and Infinitely below the wretch who steals upon his enemy in the dark and stabs him in the back. WHEAT CROP OF 3504. In accordance with its usual custom. -xne uregonian today submits its an nual estimate of the wheat crop of the tnree states Oregon, Washington and Idaho. As is explained in the detailed article printed in another column, abEO lute accuracy Is Impossible in any est! mate printed before the crop is in the sack. The figures given, however, have oeen compiled from data secured from the best authorities in the trade, and from the results of personal observation by experienced correspondents. The fact that the territory directly tribu tary to Portland this year has a larger crop tnan it harvested in 1901 has cre ated a tendency to overestimate the entire crop of the Pacific Northwest The three states in 1901 produced 4S.600,- uuu Dusneis or wheat, or 1,600,000 bush els.more than is now Indicated for the 1904 crop, but Puget Sound had the best crop in her territory In 1S01, while this year the best yield Is in Portland terri tory, and there Is directly tributary to the O. R. & N. Co. fully a million bush els more than there was in 1901, when tne entire crop was much larger. Xn round numbers the crop this year Is 10,000,000 bushels greater than it was last year, and, owing to the higher prices prevailing, it will bring into the country nearly $10,000,000 more than was realized for the 1903 crop. In spite of poor crops In the Big Bend country, the urana Jttonae and Willamette Valley. the entire Pacific Northwest has never before harvested a wheat crop which will sell for as much money as can be secured for that now coming on the market The millions which It will dis tribute will spread prosperity all over the Inland Empire, and will not only Insure an Indefinite period of rood times, but will be the means of greatly increasing tne wheat acreage and im proving the system of farming. with wheat 75 cents per bushel and running forty to fifty bushels to the acre, as it has in a number of localities in Oregon and Washington, the allure ments of diversified farming -will be temporarily forgotten, and next year we may expect the largest acreage that has ever been sown to wheat Perhaps the most striking feature of the crop now being harvested Is the remarkable yields which have been reported from tne ngnt lands which until a few years ago were regarded as almost worthless. Best results from these light lands can not be secured without very favorable climatic conditions, but there Is a grow ing belief that good farming will lessen tne liability of such failures as a num ber of years ago put these lands In such bad repute. The area of choice land that can be depended on to turn off good crops year after year Is becom ing restricted, but there are still im mense tracts of this light land which is so far superior to tho lands which are rarmed for wheat in California that under favorable circumstances It can increase the output of the three states to the extent of several million bush els. 'Favorable climatic conditions were responsible for an Immense yield of wheat along the O. R. & N. lines, and" in addition to the Increased business thus secured the company this-season made a raid into Northern Pacific ter ritory by extending the Washtucna branch from Kahlotus to Connell Wash. Conservative estimates nlar the additional yield thus brought into Portland territory at 500,000 bushels, and the new land susceptible to wheat growing along this extension is suffi cient in area to more than double this amount next 3'ear if favorable condi tions exist This big wheat crop and the high prices at which It Is selling will produce such a vast sum of money that the premier cereal, as a wealth producer, -easily outclasses in Import ance every other industry in the three Btaies. Wheat has always been the greatest factor in our commercial life. and its prestige was never greater than in this- year of wonderful cropsv and nign prices. LET US SUPPOSE. It is beyond doubt that had our Gov. ernment, under direction of the Reoub lican party, let the Philippine Islands gothe Democratic party would be roaring about it and appealing to the country to rebuke and reject a, party that had been so recreant to its trust and sp regardless of the honor, the dig. nity and the material interests of the United States. And on this, haste It wouia expect to carry the election- doubtless would carry it But tho Republican party did not take this course. Its Administration at Washington retained the Islands lor the United States adding to title by conquest, title by purchase and posses sion, precisely as in the case of the territory acquired from Mexico, at the ciose or the Mexican War. We got Liouislana wholly by purchase: but Jef ferson, then President, had no inclina tion whatever to extend the Constitu tlon over the territory. He set up there a government more absolute and oli garchical than that established later jn tne .Philippines. For acquisition of Lousiana Jefferson did not claim ex press constitutional power, but fell back upon the implied power necessar ily incident to the nature of the gov ernment Itself. The same right existed as to Oregon, Florida, Texas. Califor nia, Alaska, Hawaii, Porto Rico and the Philippine Islands. Nor -was Jefferson's Idea limited to the acquisition of contiguous territory. When asked by President Monroe his opinion about the matter out of which the "Doctrine" thatgoes by Monroe's name was born, Jefferson wrote: "We have first to ask ourselves a question, Do we wish to acquire to our confeder acy any one or more of the Spanish provinces? I candidly confess that have ever looked upon Cuba as the most Interesting addition to our system of states." Many years must yet elapse before finaj policy as to the Philippines can foe determined. But the islands will never be abandoned by the United States. Had the McKInley-Roosevelt Administrations granted them the "In dependence" for which the present plat form of the Democratic party speaks, that platform would carry a very dif ferent tone; and it may well be doubt ed whether the Republican p'arty could stand against the storm. A godsend Indeed to the Democratic party it would be, had the Republican party let the Philippines go. The war between worklngmen and employers in the building trades in New York is without the usual basis in grievances. The men are not demand ing shorter hours, higher wages or bet ter conditions, nor are employers seek ing to lengthen hours, curtail wages or trying to inaugurate the "open shop." It seems to be, as far as unprejudiced observers are able to see, industrial war for the sake of war a contest waged for pelf or merely from habit, or perhaps to keep the great cauldron of discontent seething and boiling. The spirit of Sam Parks seems to be redlvi vus an unquiet, intermeddling ghost that will not down. Each side has its hand out for all that may fall in the way of "graft" Neither deserves nor receives sympathy The indications are -that the troubles of J. E. Courtney, Superintendent of the Multnomah County Poor Farm, will soon be over, and that those of D. D, Jackson will, in that capacity, begin. bympathy which is centered upon the Inmates of this Institution Is misplaced. It should at once be transferred to the governing powers, who must reckon periodically with the taxpayers on the score of economy, with the County Commissioners on the score of effi ciency, and with politicians on general principles as interpreted by the exigen cles of politics. However, since there are always men who are anxious to get into this sweatbox, It Is no use to waste sympathy upon one when he begins to perspire freely under pressure. An American officer who served seven years in the secret service of the Czar and has recently returned to his home in New York contributes to The Sunday Oregonian tomorrow a striking letter vividly picturing the ramifications of nihilism in Russia and the personality of the most dangerous anarchist1 of Eu rope, while the writer, .Lieutenant Ar thur M. Nyles, views the situation from one standpoint and sees for the near future an uprising that shall startle the world, every word he says Is Interest ing. He has been a close observer. One would say, offhand, that little if any human interest attaches to' a barnyard owl However, it depends not so much on the bird as upon the man who has studied and photographed the farmer's friend. In The Sunday Oreeo- nian tomorrow 'William L. Flnley and Herman T. BoWman, who are develop ing as naturalists, tell of owls In Ore gon In a style that will Interest every natural boy who reads their story, whether he be 14 years old or 50. In another column on thl3 page ap pears an interesting letter to the New York Sun on the subject of dairy cows at the St. Douis Exposition. The topic is one that will certainly interest all our stock and farming readers. Such a display and such a contest should cer tainly be provided at the Lewis and Clark Centennial. The Postoffice Is most accurate and unfailing as a business barometer. When, therefore, it Is stated that the receipts of, the Portland Postoffice for the month of August., just ended, were 14 per cent greater than those of Au gust 1903, an intelligent public knows just what the statement means. A woman who is old enough to know better has brought humiliation upon an honored name In this community by making a silly marriage. The story. except for names and dates, is not new. So wags the world. Sheriff Word continues to wield the new broom." At Its last whisk some fees that he might have pocketed un challenged were swept into the county treasury. Good. PERFIDY THE BASIS OF CONFIDENCE. Our opponents, either openly or secretly. according to their sereral temperaments, now ask tho people to trust their present promises lu consideration of tho fact that Jnuli and rcld. rresldcat Roocveitt DAIRY COWS AT ST. LOUIS., Letter" in tho Now York Sun. Your St Louis correspondent flnd3 dif ficulty in discovering educational - mate rial at tho Louisiana Purchase Exposi tion. That which amuses seldom edu cates, yet it is the catchy items of cxhi bltion that make a fair popular if it reaches popularity. Ten persons go there to be amused to one who seeks instruo tlon in any particular theme. Only when amusement deepens Into Interests and in duces a study of practical application does any educational process occur. The very abundance of novelty at a World's Fair defeats everything beyond the first stage of the educational process by diverting at tention rapidly from one theme to an other. Among the thousands of novelties, all seeming to be there for the sole purpose of furnishing amusement, there is one unique feature that offers next to no amusement to the visitor; In fact upon which the visitor Is estopped from vent ing nis idle curiosity, it would appear anomalous that such a feature should find a place upon a World's Fair ground, where all else seems especially designed to invite Investigation: yet this particu lar demonstration involves a rivalry that is or exceeding interest elsewhere, and its reported progress is anxiously awaited by great numbers of persons in almost every state in the Union. It has direct participants located in many states ex tending from New England to Oregon and JTcxas. This is the great dairy con test between cows of various thorough bred breeds to determine which breed, and which particular cows among the several creeds can perform certain dairy achieve ments at the greatest profit. This con test began June 16, and is to last 120 days, it is therefore a little more than half ac complished. Every cow's food is weighed and charged to her account at uniform rates that were established in ncHimre. The" manager may feed each separate cow as ne sees lit, but whatever she eats must stand against the cost of her prod uct Once the food is placed before her she must pay for It and whatever she re- jecta she loses. Great skill is exercised in feeding each cow up to her safe capacity witnout overdoing It andcloylmr her. Tho constituent parts of the milk have each a separate fixed value. Of these the "butter fat" is the most important and valuable, and the "solids not fat" come next A combined mechanical and cheml cal test quickly determines these from each milking of each cow. and her day's yieia is credited to her by the inspector. wnne these cows are variously owned au over the country, each breed has sepa rate quarters and. worlcs as ta& represen tatlve team of Its respective breed. The Exposition recognizes various National breed associations, to which it assisms privileges. .Each of these associations ap points its expert manager, feeders and caretakers, and decides which cows among moso oaerea snail he selected for the contest Owners having fine cows are exceedingly anxious to have their herds represented in the contest The fame of some of these contestlnpr cows is already noised abroad in dairy and breeding cir cles, and excitement Is rannlnir hich. xne visitor to the Fair finds little satis faction in the dairy barns. Ho has heard of this or that cow from hia state and wants to see her. He finds himself railed off at some distance from her, but an at tendant points her out verv likely lvini? uown ana cnewmg her cud. while electri- cal fans are blowing the fles away from ner ana mitigauncr the effects of the hear. The visitor is quite crestfallen- when he finds himself debarred from poking her with his cane or umbrella to make, her "git up and stan' 'round." But such treat ment is found to interfere with her func tional duties, and the owners and support. ers of her breed have too much at stake to permit such familiarities. So the vis itor has to bo content with inquiring after tier reiauve position on the scoreeard the best he can do for his thirst for ex citement. Later there will be show rim? classes, where specimens of the different Dreeds will be judged on points for prizes. "Of all things, a cow race, and the cows going to sleep!" was the comment or one woman who could not understand it all. But it is a nip and tuck race, just the same, and bears all the reaulsttes nf a capital sport, in which even the betting man and tho bookmaker might find a worthy field of operations. Many a herd owner would give $5000 to ,be able to place u. winning cow oi nis own breeding in the contest Many another would he willing 10 pay a use sum ror a cow that could win in his name and go back into his herd ao a. uiceuintj iacior. xt only needs a sweepstaKes system on similar lines to de velop a racing breed of dairy cows of enormous blood value to the country for grading up the common stock to a greater yieia. The first contest of this kind vn p tablished at the Columbian Exposition at mcago in iMi, m which the Jerseys won me leaaing aairy honors. The next oe- curred at the Pan-American Exposition at Buffalo in 1901, In which a Guernsey cow took the cake, much to the chairrln of tho Jersey breeders, who were resting on their tnicago jaureis and were eaueht nanninir The event gave the Guernseys great pres- uee, duc aroused the Jersey breeders to renewed activity In the present Vair Whether resting on their laurels or fright- uuea on, or ior Whatever cause, tho guernseys have failed to compete at fit. xouis, ana neither the Dovons, Ayrshlres nor uutcn iseuea seem to have faced the starter. Tno light Is between four breeds, viz.: jersey, Jtiolstein-Frlesian, Brown Swiss and Shorthorn- The competition emDraces aincrent classified tasks, as the making of milk, butter, cheese and their oy-proaucts. Classes A (butter fat) and B (all solids) aro purely dairy tests, but class C is a dual purpose class relating to beef and dairy products combined, and the competing cowa are credited or debit ed, as tno case may be. with the value of their chance In welc-hr. Tho Shorthorns do not compete in class A, nor the Jerseys nor Brown Swiss Is class C. iTom tno present outlook classes a nnd B are anybody's race, with perhaps tho greater confidence on the part of the backers of tho Jersev. TTe? claim that with her small size and conse quent less rood cost she is turninc- out ns much butter fat (tho most vahiable con tent;, ana so nearly as much milk in gross as cows twice her welcht that she cannot fail to show tho best profit when ner accounts aro balanced. But. as in a horso race, many things may happen be- vrreen tne nan-way post and the finish. uoubtiess the only reason whv Keh a demonstration ever found life unnn a World's Fair grounds, and never any where else, is tho difficulty and expense of carrying out the competition under any other auspices, owing to Jealousy be tween breeds. At a World's Fair a chal lenge by one upon the others to Mmn nut and show up is almost compulsory. As an exnioit tno aemonstratlon has little draw ing power at the gate, yet it has its dn. cational features and is mora talked about in after years than many features more sensational at the time. HARK COMSTOCK. Robust Mosquitoes Down in Texas Springfield, Mass., Republican. It begins to look as if Texas were t take tho mosquito challencro cun awnv from New Jersey, which has held it against all comers for years. It has Just been necessary to shut down th branch railroad between the two Texas tuwns oi aaDine ana xieaumont becauso tho insects mado it impossible for sec tion hands and brakemen to do work. The officials of the road dm,, tho statements of the men. and ho thv visited the,ecene to make a test for them selves. The road was closed -within r. hour of the end of tho Inspection trip. Modern Gold for Old-Time Iron. Philadelphia Record. Some Armada relics, which have been recovered from tho bottom of the sea -were sold the other day at a London auc tion. A breech-loading cannon, with wad and ball still in position, brought 55; coins realized from 2s to 4s a pair; stone can non balls brought something under 1 apiece, and two iron shot sold for 3, RULE BRITANNIA! ' PORTLAND, Sept. 2. (To tho Edjjor.) From tho beginnings of history British di plomacy has attained its ends. Sometimes results were hot visible until long afterward Perhaps many years, but always at tho d of tho line there it was. There is but one Mistress of the Seas Britannia, and when darkness shall end tho day of time nleht will fold Its sable wings on tho domi nant dame. So there can be but one island empire, maugro tho number of seas. Yet the Little Brown ilan in the Paclflc. on the opposite- side of the globe, had his ambitions. BTa was waking from the sleep of ages and the first to greet his vision was the to himparallel, what Britain was to the Atlantic ha would bo in hia ocean. Thus bo became Diplomacy's Object. And the training of centuries turned its finesse to him. He was confined and must expand. Hlsjsland limits were small. Where would his young men go and yet be loyal subjects? There was tho mainland. Ah, yes, but lo. tho Bear! The Bear! Never a smile on Diplomacy's face. Yet the smile was there, for wasn't tho Bear an old acquaintance and wero not tho conflicts glistening marks down the dec ades of th. past? No trap for him. Ho is foxy, wise. Still there Is a brown bait ho knows not of. And the Little Brown Man what of him? Diplomacy has been tersely called tho Art of Lying. A promise made is a promise to be broken It need be or kept If of profit. But the novice in world power had not yet attained the knowing degree of discernment. To him 2 plus 2 equaled 4 not S or 5, as his Juggling fair-skinned friend of the other ocean ' would make It seem. Bear meat made good bait. He took time for readying; may be five years, not more than ten. Always at his elbow. Diplomacy. The sting of tho hornet put an end to hibernation and tho conflict was on.i Tho Bear held the mainland and for years had been improving it. He had como across the Paclflc to our shores for countless loads of material with which to build his citle3 and towns and railroads. th p-oM vt our miUs and men at work. Hl3 wa3 the advance of civilization with tho iron horse In the lead not Dlniomnv,! nnwrhnnv and gin bottle. For all that ntninTn Hornet said "Scat!" and his answer, straight in the air on his hind legs, was "Woof!" j-iiu carnage Degan, and is yet. Thero will be one end. Diplomacy sees It and now and analn turns to smiin Utr force of superior weight the Bear must win, but so exhausted and resourceless as to stay put for years. The Little Brown Atnn h who would expand, who Is losing his young men Dy tno thousand, whose Insane fanat icism impels them Into tho laws of T)iiith ho will have nothing to expand for a genera tion, jtis attest are dead, and but the lame, the blind and the halt will remain. Thero can be no assimilation of the bath lesa yellow cousin with the over-cleanly brown one of the opposite sex, and the re habilitation Will be Slow. Not for a third of a century will tho serenity be ruffled. After mat, wno Knows? And tho Mistress of the Seas, whoso hand maiden Is Diplomacy, will again gather up the lines and say all Is well. -In passing, it Is Just to remark that Great (ndnd i Britain. Rule Britannia! DIPLOMAT, IS THIS THE GAME OF HILL? PULLMAN, Wash., Aug. SO. (To the Editor.) Undoubtedly the St. Louis Convention made a serious mistake in nominating a man as old Mr. Davis. Just aa certainly was Mr. Davis age counted ao one of his chief ad vantages by the clique that presented hia name in the closing hours of the convention. To as sume that he was nominated solely on account or his great wealth, or because of his past record, is 10 assume tnat the New xorkers who worked the gold brick scheme on the conven tion In the matter of tho platform are men entirely free from guile. David B. Hill has aspirations and Mr. Parker Is under many obligations to him. The papers now announce that Mr. HIU Is booked for Secretary of State, should Parker be elected. The Secretary of fatato la In line for the Presidential succession after the Vice-President. Is it possible that thero can be any one so trusting as to believe that Mr. Hill, when he, as he did. secured Mr. Davis' nomination, did not take into considera tion the life insurance tables as to the proba bility of Mr. Davla surviving until 1009 If elected. It la unfortunate that one has to look for unworthy motives and cannot assume that every act is honest, but in this case there seems to be room for no other conclusion. It Is in line with the rest of the work of the Hill crowd at St. Louis. If Mr. Bryan and his mends vote for Parker they will at the same time vote for their friend David B. Hill to succeed him in caso of his death as President. That man is blind who cannot properly read tnis act or Hill. EYE-OPENER. Wise Action of Intelligent Men. Cleveland Ieader. No more intellicent bodv nf worK wun meir nanus exists than the In ternatlonal Typographical Union. It is pieasant, tnererore. to learn that at a re cent meetlncr this bodv. hv nn ni-o rail A1m- ing majority, declined resolutely to sub- scriae 10 tne neresy tnat membership in a union precludes militarv servfro tn tho flag of the country that makes the union ana 11s purposes nossime. whiiA -nr ni not have exDeeted nnv nthr tinn the part of these Intelligent men, none tho less is tho Nation constrained to con gratulate them upon the force and method of their declaration in favnr nf th Ar,o. we an love. Splitting the Hyphenated Vote. Providence Journal. It is well that the Irish-AmertT, vote should not remain the any ono political organization. In fact tnero ought not to be anv Irish-A,nT-i can voie. xiKc other hvnhenated nr.im cal entitles, it tends to keep alive race distinctions which oUirht to ho nhnr. ated. ThOUChtful Irishmen ho,r served with deep dissatisfaction a ten dency which, if it has Tint onnnnri cr-ail has done nothing to check corruption! .una is not Decauso one race Is more corrupt than another, hut honmim nnv large mass of voters who can be moved en bloc naturally fall into the hands of iuk uuase3. Qas'away, a Fervid Pome. Crawford T. Ruff in Montgomery Advertiser. Oh! Gaa'away Uvea near the land of cotton. His name will never be forgotten. Gaa'away, Gas'away, Gas'away In West Vlrcinla. Then I wish I was Mister Davie, Gas'awav. Gas'awav. In tho Davis land I'll take my stand To live and vote for Davis. Gas'away. Gas'away, Gas'away in West Virginia. h the great convention that Gas'away was born in. Early on one Sunday mornln'. Gas'away, Gas'away, Gas'away in West Virginia. Then I wish I was Mister Davis. Hooray, for Gas'away, In the Gas'away band I'll take my stand To work and vote for Davis. Gas'away, Gas'away, Gas'away of West Virginia. ir. uavia is weuuea 10 arue .Democracy, Together they'll weed out all hypocrisy, Gas'away. Gas'awav. Gas'away in West Virginia. Then I wish I was Mister Davis, In the Davis band I'll take my stand, -To work and vote for Davis, Gas'away, Gas'away, Gas'away of West Virginia. Then hoe it down and scratch your gravel. To Gas'away's band I'm bound to travel, Hooray, for Gas'away, Gaa'away of West Virginia. Oh! I wish I was Mister Gas'away. Hooray, I say, In the Davis band I'll take my stand. To work and vote for Gas'away, Hooray, for Gas'away, Gas'away of West Virginia, - , NOTE ANDC0MMENT. - A hairbrush' In the hands of a woman may he as dangerous a weapon as a hat pin. The outlook for the boy highwayman industry in Portland is a trifle discour aging. Parker's visit to St. Louis, Mo., will give the "Show Me" Club a great chance to acquire a star recruit. As a little diversion from Iiiao Yang, Ruslan ships continue to find Japanese mines with the usual result. About one more "clever strategical re treat" by General Kuropatkln will put the Russians out of business. Couldn't Charlie Frohman make a pot of money out of Princess Louise If he could get her to star in "East Lynne?" Tokio thinks Port Arthur will fall about the last of September and we guess there's nothing else for 'the Rus sians to do. ' Incidentally, It may be hoped that the St. Louis reception committee will show Candidate Parker the identical snot where the Democracy discovered the gold stanaard. ESOPUS, N. X., Sept. 2. Hon. T. A. Watson, Atlanta, Ga. Dear Tom: It's a dern sight more Important to mo to know whether I am going to get a chance to dine at the White House myself than to answer your fool questions about Booker Washington. Tours, A. B. P. French translators are to make another attempt to turn Shakespeare's "King Lear" into their language. This, the third attempt, will be undertaken by. Pierre Loti, a noted author. French translations of the English poet since the days of Voltaire have never proved successful, being either burlesques, rank perversions or too literal renderings of the original. Mrs. Tom Thumb, made famous by Bar num, is still alive, at the age of 65. She has a regular turn in a midget theater at Coney Island and is driven home each evening in the identical coach presented to Tom Thumb in 1SS4 by King Edward, then Prince of Wales. She is very reli gious and a member of the Actors Church Alliance and of the Woman's Aid Society. She is also a Daughter of the American Revolution. Fife Widener, the 3-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Widener, of Phil adelphia, celebrated her third birthday in Newport by giving a garden party and luncheon. Her grandfather' P. a B. Widener, the millionaire traction magnate of Philadelphia, presented the little child with a check for ?500.000, but she was more Interested in a big birthday cake, on which blazed three tiny candles, and gifts from Masters Cornelius and Alfred Van derbilt, George Widener and other infant swains. A movement is on foot In Boston for the erectlon of some kind of memorial to Will iam Billings, America's first musical com poser, who was born in that city October 7, 1765. By trade he was a tanner, .an ec centric and uncouth character, deformed in person and blind in one eye. His mu sic always had a spice of patriotism, and the strains he wrote were Immensely popular In the early days of the Republic, for he began composing whllo a mere boy. He died in Boston, September 26, 1S0O, and his I3 probably one of the unmarked graves on Boston Common. When Elihu Root arrived in New York recently he was besieged by a mob of re porters, and one of them asked him if it wero true that he would accept the nomi nation for Governor of New York. The reporter referred to Senator Piatt's speech of a fortnight before. Mr. Root smiled. "Now, really, you would not come to me to prove any statement that Senator Piatt might make, would you?" "Would you accept the nomination?" "Did you ever hear the story of tho reporter that met Mr. Lamont in an elevator in the State, War and Navy building at Washington and said, Mr. Lamont, will you take the nomination for Governor this year?' 'Have you the authority to offer it?' returned the Secretary." Another test case of woman's rights has been brought up in Wilkesbarre in the ar raignment of Miss Maud Kocher, charged with uttering two swear words, says the Chicago Post. Miss Kocher claimed that she had Just as much right to swear as is given to man, especially as she exercised this freedom of speech in her own house. The Judge, however, thought differently, and fined her 67 cents, from which we may argue a flat rate of three swears for a dollar. Miss Kocher has appealed the case and will light it bitterly. Morally we must oppose Miss Kocher, but Con stitutionally we think sho is right. If a woman is to bo fined 67 cents three for a dollar every time sho uses two swear words in her own house, and not very alarming swear words at that, what ex cuse shall bo made for a man under simi lar conditions, and how can he ever hope to preserve his dignity and run his house hold successfully if the measure he metes is meted out to him again? A wife once cured her husband of swearing at home by repeating his oaths a3 fast as ho delivered them, and they lived happily ever after. Shall woman, then, be deprived of one of her greatest reformatory Influences? OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. Citizen Show me eome tan shoes, please. Facetious Clerk Omolet, mustard or sunburst? Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune. "Made any proposals yet, Mamio?" "No, I haven't had any chance. All the boys seem to travel in gangs Juat now." Philadelphia In quirer. Knlckcr I remember that night. The wind was biting Bocker I never knew that the wind could bite. Knlcker Sure. I reckon you never heard of the teeth of a gale. Chicago Journal. She is the most inconsistent woman I ever saw." "But, you know, it is a woman's privilege to change hor mind." "Of course It Is. That is what Is expected. But this girl never does." New York Press. His Usefulness Discovered at Last. Friend- Say, Brief, how did you acquire that proud, haughty air that you always Spring on the Jury? Lawyer Oh, I got all the fine points from the office boy. Chicago News. Sharpo The Egyptian cigarette is a late crea tion. The ancient Egyptians didn't smoke cigarettes. Whealton Of courso not. If they had they wouldn't have boasted enough sense to build the pyramids. Chicago News. "I suppose, Miss 'Auburn," said Mr. Kidder. "you are what might be termed a 'strawberry blonde.' " "Not necessarily. Mr. Kdder.'r re plied the Tltlanesque beauty. "I'll even take vanilla, or water Ico If there's nothing else.'" Exchange. Frugal Youth Shall we order a clam chow der. Miss Pimmle? They make them so good here that you can't tell them from diamond backed terrapin. Artless Maiden I think I could, Mr. Clusman. Let's order both of them, and see.-Chlcago Record-Herald. "Yes," said the stranger, "I used to edit a paper in the West, but I got my right hand caught In the press one day and it crippled my fingers so I had to give up." "Couldn't write any more, eh?" "Oh! that wasn't it, but one of them w ror trigger Anger.' Philadelphia