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S3 Stevenson; Hotel Francis News Stand. Washlncton. D. C. Ebbltt. House News Stand. YESTERDAY'S WEATHER Maximum tem perature. 75 deg.; minimum, 50. Precipitation, none. ' TODAY'S WEATHER Fair. Northwesterly winds. PORTLAND, MONDAY, AUGUST 22,. 1904 THE MINING CONGRESS. Cultivation of the soil and the care of flocks preceded the development of the mineral resources of the earth. But it was the primitive society that ex isted then; and without development of metals on a large scale there could have been no advance or progress from it. It was only in a small way that agrl culture could get on, till production of metals came in to help it. And, as all things grow through mutual help, In crease of flocks came through. progress of agriculture; which itself was only lean and meager, till iron and steel could help it, and till the money metals came in quantities to be the media of general exchange. The ancient poets had legends of the golden age, the silver age and the Iron age. It was beautiful in theory, but a mistake in fact. Iron is king. Gold is J good in its place, silver too; copper too. But through iron man has obtained his victories over Nature and his mastery of the world. Within its limits -gold is indispensable to industry and com merce. Silver has become less impor tant; copper rises immensely in utility since the era of vast electrical develop ment began. Behind all is coal; for coal is the smelter, the power, or the chief source of it, through which thus far most great things have been achieved in the modern industrial world. ' For It is through the industry of mining and the production of metals that the world has been transformed from old conditions to those of modern times. .In Western America we have greater variety of metallic product than in the Eastern part of the conti nent; and it was largely to the discov ery of gold that the rapid settlement of our Pacific States was due. Hither to, however, only the surface of our metalliferous wealth has been touched. The search has been chiefly for gold and silver, but there will be broader basis of wealth in iron, copper and coal. Gold and silver leave the new countries that produce them? but the baser metals, as men call them, remain a basis of industry, for permanent in dustry. . Yet. our productive mines of gold and silver are immense, auxiliaries to our agriculture and to every other form of Industry among us. Every one sees for himself how the mining indus try helps every other, in our Rocky Mountain and Pacific States. The Mining Congress, to sit at Port land this week, has purposes In which our whole people, In whatsoever line of business engaged, cannot but be Inter ested. Every other line of industry and production, every possible effort and movement of commerce, will be stlmu lated and supported by the working of our mines. Employment of labor, a local market for the products of agrl culture, ad support of factories of all descriptions will attend this develop ment. It is the object of the Congress to awaken an interest in this subject, in its wider relations. Mining industry will do more for a country than mere production of ores and metals. It will open large vistas of Industry and profit in all other directions. GOLD WHEREVER YOU FIND IT. . For the first time since its organlza- tion, the American Mining Congress has come to the Pacific Coast to hold its annual meeting. Portland bids the delegates welcome. They represent the intelligence, the progressive spirit, the latest and best achievement in a very important industry. Thirty-five states and territories are included in the rep resentatives who will be with us .dur ing the week. Most of them are prac tlcal, successful miners who have won fortunes, small to great, not by chance, but by labor pursued on approved scientific plan. With them It is a con viction that the mining industry of the country Is only In development and has many years ahead of it before It shall reach its highest stage. What applies to other sections of the United States Is also applicable to Oregon. Itr Is well known that the annual meetings of the Congress in South Da kota, Colorado, Idaho and .Utah were followed by greater activity in mining. Local owners and operators learned through personal contact with visitors more about what to do to increase out put and what not to do to save unwise expenditure. They were stimulated to larger effort which proved profitable. "Visitors after investigations made In vestments and changed prospect boles into dividend-paying mines. Cool pleaded men believe that some such re suit In 'Oregon will be consequent upon the meeting here this week. Portland 1b conservative. While there is always surplus capital seeking employment, only a small part of it has gone into mines. Of the score or more rich p?eperties developed in recent yearjS in the Pacific Northwest, to say nothing: of comparatively obscure yet reasonably profitable mines. Portland men have had slight, share. The marked tendency Is toward slower Investments considered by the conservative as safer. If It should turn out that this Congress be Instrumental In diverting idle capi tal to digging Oregon gold at a profit, it will simply be repeating the history of its good effect on four mining states in as many separate years. Attractive programmes have been prepared for each day's session. "Who goes to them with attentive ear will increase his theoretic and practical knowledge. And after all has been said he will learn that gold exists wherever you find it. Since prehistoric time men- have dug the earth- for the precious metal. In the past 50" years a consider-. able mining bibliography has been cre ated, and yet no scientific miner would have searched Cripple Creek, the Transvaal or Klondike with expec tancy. According to the books, paying gold wasn't there". These discoveries upset every theory. In Oregon the hid den places have scarcely been scratched. It may be that this state will furnish another great exemplifica tion of the new adage that there is gold wherever you find It. VALUATIONS AND STATE TAX. A curious misapprehension seems to be abroad with reference to the law which makes provision for dividing the expenses of the state government among the various counties. The no tlon that this act affords any encour agement for increased "revenues"- that is to say increased expenditures is far from the truth, inasmuch as the natural and proper bearing of the law is one of caution upon all such reck lessness. It has been asserted that the appor tlonment of state revenues in propor tion to the county expenditures takes effect in 1905. This Is an error, inas much as the last Legislature extended the time to 1910. This defers the day of reckoning, but the delay Is likely to operate In the direction of county ex travagance. rather than otherwise. In fact, any tendency to increase rev enues and thus indirectly expenditures, will be the more disastrous In 1910 the earlier it is put into effect. Assessor McDonell's effort to pledge the city authorities In advance not to make increased valuations the excuse for heavier taxes bespeaks the alert and conscienti9Us official that Major McDonell has always shown himself to 'be; but the reception he has met with may serve to show him the futility of seeking to keep taxes down by any such device. Higher valuations mean simply heavier taxes. As for the ap portlonment law, we shall only reach the same result indirectly under It that we should reach under the old system. In the 'long run, Multnomah County will bear a larger share of the state tax by reason of any increased valua tions, as we stated the other day; since larger expenditure for county purposes would certainly follow large Increase of the valuation. If the money is in any treasury, or can be plausibly raised, It will be spent This is all but universal; for though possibly there may be exceptions, they only establish or prove the rule. The city of Salem long under the salutary pressure of economic administration, has developed hitherto untried methods of raising In creased revenues, and now every add! tional dollar Is used up, the cry is still for more, and even interest payments begin to look doubtful. It is infinitely easier for officials to comply with clamors for lights, im provements, etc., than to say firmly 'No." They can make no friends, ap parently, by denying local ambitions and they can make many friends by granting them. Subordinate officials are always urging, with great variety of plausibility and the "pull" of friends increase In their salaries; and the head officials do not like to - be considered mean." These are some of the reasons why every extra dollar raised from tax ation is at once absorbed and the cry is still for more. There is only one safe course In these matters and that is rigid discouragement of all tendency to "loosen up." If the city had access to customs or internal revenues, then additional taxes could be so disguised as not to be par ticularly burdensome, though there Is violation of sound principles in every such excess. But where only direct taxation is available, it is necessary to repeat that no Increased revenue can be raised without corresponding burden on subsistence and Industry. Taxes on real estate coma out of the workingman who pays rent. Taxes on stocks of goods come out of wages and purchasers. The one thing you cannot eliminate is the owner's or employer's profits, for when you reach that point, property loses its value and business suspends. The -cry for more revenues is largely the product of a popular fallacy that operations undertaken by the Government, Federal or local, cost nobody anything. A VICTIM OF THE HEADING MANIA. And now it is said that Mary Robin son, the 14-year-old girl who disap peared last month from her home in St. Helens and who spent the interval of some two weeks between her escape and arrest in the "woods "wher she was fed by on old man, conceived the ro mantic idea that she thuB carried out from reading sensational love stories. For months preceding her disgraceful escapade,t so the story runs,, she had been a voracious reader of sensational novels. Owing to the mania thus In duced she saw in the aged, bent, un kempt old recluse of the scow moored to the river bank near her home a hero to whose guidance she might safe ly, or at least romantically, commit herself. Acting upon this foolish and unreal belief she took counsel of him and obeyed him. The rest of the story has been told. Here Is a case In which the "reading mania" to which reference was recently made In these columns took a' different and 'more immediately virulent form than in the examples cited in the for mer article. In this case a young girl was suddenly bereft of the plain virtue of common sense, Jbe priceless virtue of maidenly or womanly modesty and the simple shall we say oTd-fashloned virtue of filial respect. Dominated by a desire to emulate the daring experi ences of some one of the heroines of the stories upon which her inflamed fancy had fed, she cast about her and saw in the ordinarily repulsive old scow-dweller her hero. Faugh! The story, disgusting enough before, be comes by this rendition doubly nause ating. With the chief cause of this young girl's undoing standing forth in its bald nakedness, it may be weU to em phasize anew the necessity" of correct ing in its inciplency an inordinate de sire to read that, unchecked in lmma: ture minds feeds gluttonously upon every printed story upon which the subject can lay hands, and which, if given fulllreln, develops Into the read ing mania. Taking an acute form in this case thus early Jit possibly pre vented Its victim from becoming later the slatternly mistress of a disorderly b.ome, the absent-minded, dreamy motner .or a troop or negiectea cnn dren, the despair of a husband anxious to do his duty by his family. We know (If this report of what the mind of this perverted young damsel fed upon is true) what has happened as a result of the reading mania in this case; we can easily surmise what would -have hap pened had the case been one of pro gressive Instead of acute mania. In the meantime let us not fall into the mistake of thinking that the In telligent supervision of the reading of young girls by judicious mothers is ex clusively "old-fashioned." The world today is full of judicious, careful moth- ers intent upon their duty. If this were not true the case of Mary Hobinson, modified to meet local conditions, would not be as rare as it, most happily, Is. THERE IS DANGER. "Organized Labor," a paper published at San Francisco, in its Issue of August 13, has an elaborate editorial carrying the title, "Fundamental Principles of Unionism." In this -article it is argued. with elaboration, that unionism ought to control all labor, for the general good, and specifically, that the right claimed by or for Individuals to "sell their labor In the open market for what ever they please," though "proclaimed by press, bench or pulpit," does not exist; that the claim to or for such right ought to be resisted by organized labor, and that, inferentially, nonunion labor ought not to be allowed opportun ity to work, and should be prevented from doing it. Here is the statement The man or woman who exercises this sup. posed right of selling his or her labor for what he or she pleases, commits a crimo against the state and the Nation, Just as dis tinctly as does the highway robber who takes life and property, because In ninety-nine cases out of a hundred, the labor sold In an open market Is vended at a price detrimental to society, for the reason that It Is ruinous to the standard of living. In fact, this supposed right that we hear so much about is purely an Imaginary right It does not exist, This thesis is defended on the ground that wages can be maintained only through organization; that "the right of the individual Is In no instance equal to the right of all;" or, in other words, that "the rights, of all are at all times superior to and far exceed the rights of any one man or woman." Private bargaining, therefore, between the em ployer and the person seeking employ ment should be forbidden, and only collective bargaining, through the or ganization or union allowed. It Is an interesting question whether there is to be general avowal by or ganized labor of this statement or doc trine, as a definite and inflexible prin ciple. Unionism does Indeed look to ward it; but cautiously hitherto. Now, however, It Is virtually asserted by the strikers In the meat Industry at Chi cago, who claim the right to use force .to prevent others from taking up the employment they have abandoned; and to do this they are blocking' the streets with crowds and beating men to death, or near to death, every day. While city and state authorities do not admit the claim, and try to prevent the vio lence employed for enforcement of It, they do not act In any vigorous man ner, and the disorder apparently lnr creases from day to day. They are not good friends of labor, or of organized labor, who announce this radical and violent doctrine, and pursue It. The social organization, as a whole, Is above organized labor; and it is bound by the very conditions of its existence to insist that the man who does not want to work, on terms upon which himself and the employer can agree, has no right to interfere with the man who does. Much will be patiently borne, and indeed must be; but at last society will rise against such assumption, and If it cannot meet it and cope with It through forms of law, It will act outside the law, as It has been doing in Colorado which is deplorable, . indeed. There is no right superior to or high er than the right to work for one's dally bread. Men may combine if they will and often it is best they should to get better terms for their labor: and a workman, either singly or In combin ation with others, has a right to sell his labor or to withdraw it. But it cannot be accepted as a principle that, either singly or with others, he has a right to maltreat, or to menace with maltreatment, those who may want to wprk. It may be feared that this Is going to come at some time to a ter rible issue; for which the conditions may be ripening in Chicago, even now. When that which is claimed, wrongly, as a "fundamental principle" clashes with what Is a fundamental principle in fact, there always is danger. NEED OF CATHOLICITY. The letter that appeared yesterday In The Oregonian on Dr. Brougher's obser vations in Paris was a wholly proper protest. This young gentleman has tal ents, but bas been brought up, evi dently, in a certain narrow range of ideas, observation, study and reflec tion. Undoubtedly the great contrasts of -this world are In Paris, as nowhere else. It Is the world's chief seat of the humanities of science, art, culture, refinement. In such a capital the oppo sites of these great things appear The opposites, constituted as man is, are necessary foils. There Is no great genius, even, as one of our own greatest writer's has told us, without some mix ture of dementia. Paris never can be studied with any profit in the spirit, or with the spirit, of Puritan England or New England. England has been get ting over this during two centuries past, and New England America will. in a century or two more. He who goes to Paris to look upon it with the eye of the narro'w, exclusive, obsolete or obsolescent Puritan world, gets nothing for his time or money. There is a wider world than he knows. On this earth there Is no country where the great virtues industry, -sobriety, prudence, self-sacrifice, chastity, valor have stronger hold than in France. And though we boast of our English and Teutonic extraction, and justly are proud of it, yet our English-Teutonic-American life, deprived of what France has given us, would have a cheerless aridity that would make us loathe It. The trouble with us is that we have the cant ofijnorals, without sufficient stock of morality. In France cant' Is almost unknown. So it will be here,. after a while, when we shall have reached a higher culture and civiliza tion. Vice with us Is gross. In France and Southern Europe much less so. He was no mean observer who said there were conditions in which, vice loses half of its evils by- losing all its grossness. What we Americans haven't learned yet, and what it took Britain a great while to leantindeed Britain hasn t learned it fully yet Is that, outside, away and beyond our provincial and in sular bounds, is another and greater world of mind and of man. based on history, experience, knowledge, litera ture, development of art and science, religion and morals, in which we have large inheritance, though scarcely knowing it, but which we are apt to condemn because we can't measure It. English travelers and writers long since ceased to be censors of the morals and customs of France, of Italy and of Spain. Our own travelers and writers will become similarly wise, In time. In a note published in one of the early editions of Scott's Life of Napoleon a story is told of a young English officer, named Ellis, who, on his way from In dia to England, touched at St. Helena, and was admitted to an audience with the great exile. Colonel Ellis recorded his astonishment. "Here." said he. "I found a mind of the highest order. dwelling in a world to me wholly un known. The order and range of Ideas, vast beyond all my former thought, were totally different from anything I had ever conceived or Imagined. The impression Is Indelible." There .was a man who was travellner to some Dur pose, Inasmuch as he had found that the cult of his own country and race did not include the whole , range of human ideas and activities. Rapid travel and transmission of intelNgence will, in course of time, largely clear up the remaining spirit of provincial ism. Intercourse develops the eye and mind of catholicity. We have had much rrom u rance, ana tor our own gooa we ought yet to have more. One of the chief needs of our country is deliver ance from self-sufficiency ana near sightedness. In this direction France can help us. That General Nelson A. Miles should declare for Parker and write fulsome letters to him and for. him Is not sur prising. For many years, even before he went on the retired list. Miles was a fussy politician. He has a notion that he is a great man, neglected by an ungrateful country. His connection through his wife with the Sherman fam ily led him to an exalted estimate of his deserts, both as soldier and statesman. Even McKinley, with all his ourtesy and suavity, couian t get on wnn mm. Roosevelt he hates intensely; for when he started. In his style of pompous and dictatorial vanity to give himself his customary airs before Roosevelt, and even to bully the new President, the latter met him quickly with the treatment that his insolence and pre sumption deserved. Since then Bom- bastes hasn't had an hour's rest from his wounded vanity. The greatest state paper delivered In his time, Is what he now calls Parker's strangely dull and extremely arid acceptance speech. Gen eral Miles, thinks, or says he thinks. that if Roosevelt should be elected the Constitution would, be lost and the country with It. "Superfluous lags," etc. Before Japan's meteoric appearance had attracted so much attention to Asia, and also before there was so much glib talk of Oriental progress In Occidental civilization, Kipling wrote his story, "The Man Who Was." Dirk- ovitch, the Russian in the story "would unburden himself by the hour on the glorious future that awaited the com bined arms of England and Russia when their hearts and territories should run side by side and the great mission of civilizing Asia should begin." Con cerning this Idea Kipling incidentally remarks, "That was unsatisfactory, be cause Asia Is not going to be civilized after.-the methods of the West. There is too much. Asia and she is too old. You cannot reform a lady of many lovers, and Asia has been Insatiable In her flirtations aforetime. She will never attend Sunday school or learn to vote save with swords for tickets." In 'the sugar-coating of Action Kipling may have hidden a pill of truth. Portland in the next few weeks is going to entertain a large number tf Knights Templar, every one of whom will take at least a hasty survey of the most beautiful city in America. What the town prays for now is one day's hard rain to put out the forest fires and clear the air of smoke that hides our mountains. Still the situa tion Is .far better .than In 1883, which was the worst since 1862. Henry Ward Beecher visited Portland 21 years ago. When asked by a reporter how he liked the scenery of the Columbia River, the pastor of Plymouth remarked with 111 cdhcealed disgust: "For all that I saw, I might just as well have come through In a mall bag." An ominous silence has fallen over the scenes of war In Manchuria. The same cessation of news preceded Kiul- ienching and Nanshan, and, In a lesser degree, the operations around Tache- kiao. When the present silence Is broken, the correspondents, in all prob ability, will have a chance to "spread themselves," and gory dispatches may be expected; more especially since the Japanese custom has been to strike at all points simultaneously. It is there fore likely that Port Arthur and Llao Yang will presently have some Impor tant dispatches to file. In sharp contrast with the conduct of the master of the ill-fated steamer General Slocum, Is the quick percep tion and prompt act of a railroad ferry captain In New York harbor Saturday. Having collided with a passenger ferry, his bow crashing half way through, he realized Instantly that the only hope was to push the wrecked bpat to a wharf before she pould sink. He obeyed his judgment and saved a hundred lives. The man for a great emergency is one who uses, not loses, his wits. "The Association also expressed Its opinion that the most efficient means-of preventing the Influx of American shoes Is to be found in improving the Ger man-made article," says Consul-Gener al Guenther in a report upon the Ger man Association of Shoe Manufactur ers, which discussed at length, "How to Combat the Importation of Amer ican Shoes." The Association seems to hold an eminently sensible opinion. By marrying a former pupil, Mr. Pot ter, of the Chemawa Indian School, has manifested his thorough confidence in the Chemawa system of training. But what an old lool! A BALANCE WHEEL FOR INDUSTRY Maxwell's Talisman. It is indeed a strange thing that so few think out to the bottom the great eco nomic problems which confront thebusi ness interests of this country or attempt to devise a comprehensive plan which would serve as a balance wheel and pre serve the equilibrium and stability of our social and business conditions at all times. It Is quite possible to do this, .though it would require an organization of the various Interests affected, including com merce, labor, manufactures and trans portation, and a great educational cam paign. The primary and original source or ail our .National prosperity is agriculture, and if our economic conditions were so adjusted that, in any time of temporary trade depression, all surplus labor could be turned immediately back to the land. that fact-alone would actVas a regulator. This surplus labor, instead of becoming a dead weight upon social and business conditions, and causing them to sag lower and lower as the number of un employed increased, would at once be come again a factor in profitable produc tion, and this Increased production wouia in turn restore prosperity. . We are informed through the press that 11,000 men are to be discharged by the Pennsylvania Railroad because there has been a shrinkage in the valume of busi ness and there are no signs of a speedy revival. It-is said other roads will also be forced to largely reduce the number of their employes, and that at least 75,000 men will be discharged by the railroads within a short time. ' Every employer who is compelled to lay off men in this way increases the danger of general business depression. Inaction creates inaction, and a down ward trend in trade conditions Is a most dangerous thing when it once gets well started. Labor suffers and capital suffers the whole country suffers from such a ces sation of Industry. . I And yet, the way Is at hand to safe guard for all time against this danger. No one thing will accomplish it, but a comprehensive general National policy of educating every man so that he would know how to get his living from the ground, and then creating conditions under which every man who needed it could get the ground to till for a living. would create this great balance wheel and equilibrium for our social and trade conditions which is absolutely necessary to relieve us from the dangers which are inevitable from recurring oppressions In trade and industry. A comprehensive plan for drawing off surplus labor to the land would begin with the child In the public schools. It should include school gardens, nature study, and farm training for every boy as a part of the public school system. It should Include a carefully organized sys tem of vacant-lot farming In every city, where every man out of work could learn to farm. It should include philanthropic assistance on a large scale to the Sal vatlon Army Farm Colonies. It should in elude the systematic establishment In the outskirts of every city farm Instruction colonies, in charge or capaoie- instructors In farming, where men, and women, too, could get temporary employment while they learned to farm. And In addition to this, it should in clude a carefully planned business system of small loans to families who have learned to farm and give them a start on the land. The fact should never be lost sight of that the farmlnc to be done would be farming for a living by the in tensive cultivation of a very small tract of land And beyond all this the gigantic pos sibilities of the public domain for afford ing "homes on the land for multitudes and millions of our people should never bo lost sight of. It may be said that, such a plan as that above suggested Is incapable of being practically carried Into effect. It Is no more Impracticable than was the original conception of the National irrigation Idea, arid the building of IrrI cation works costing many millions of dollars by the National Government. Five years ago that project was looked upon as chimerical. Today there are $27,000,000 In the United States Treasury to build these great irrigation works and there Is published in this paper a list of the projects already approved for con struction by the Secretary of the In terlor. Some idea of the swarming multitudes who could be furnished with employment In hard times In this country upon such gigantic works of public improvement as these great irrigation systems may be formed by looking at the picture which nortrays the work or construction of the Nile Dam, recently completed at Assouan In Egypt, which appears on the inside of the front cover of this paper. And yet, notwithstanding all these pro found reasons deeply rooted as they are in social and political economics and; stasemanshlD. for preserving tne rem nants of our public lands for actual sot tiers and homemakers, what remains of that magnificent domain 13 being reck lessly and extravagantly wasted througn the delay and Indifference or congress to the repeated warnings of Secretaries of the Interior and of Agrlcluture, uommis sloners of the General Land Office and Presidents of the United States Dog Died With His Master. Philadelphia Press. Lying side by side, Alexander Perot, of Sixteenth and Wolf streets, and his faith ful dog were both found dead yesterday by his daughter. Perot had been 111 for some time, and It Is believed that while temporarily Insane, as a result of the sickness, he determined on suicide and turned on the gas. The faithful dog re fused to leave his master, and both fell victims to the deadly fumes. Not Peace, but War. Chicago Chronicle. (Lillian Russell says she agrees with the Kansas City woman who asked ior a di vorce because per husband never opposed her in tne sngnxest degree. Says airy, fairy Lillian Russell Tho fair and much bemarrled fay: 'I think It tiresome to have a husband "Who always lets mo have my way.. If married life Is ever happy I think It should be good and scragpy. "It palls to have a meek companion, "Who never shows hl3 teeth for fight. Who never tears his hair in anger And always says that I am right. I want a spouse with lots of muscle," Says airy, fairy Lillian Russell. "A passive husband gives me heaaacho; The goody-goody one Is worse. It adds a splco to humdrum living To have vour man Ket un and curse. A man should growl, his wife should hear It, Or else It shows a meachlng spirit. 'It irks me when my husband meekly Submits to every touch I make And never tries by actions fiendish My trusting little heart to break "Who has his pufso strings loosely swinging Ana always -narKens io my stringing. "I want a husband who has gumption To turn mo down when I get gay; "Who, when I plead for high-priced Donnets Or sealskin sacks, declines to pay; "Who says I chase ior things delusive, I And when I sniffle gets abusive. "I want no man who calls me darling. And duckle- dear, and things like that. I want a pugilistic husband ' A strong one, who can start a spat. It Is a bore to live In quiet. I want a husband who can riot. "I like to fight about my bonnets; I want to scrap' about my togs. The ohly happy married people Are those who live like cats and dogs. It lends a zest to yoked existence To meet with masculine resistance. "I want no namby-pamby fellow Who never swats mo In the Jaw, Or blacks my lovely little optics,- s Or strikes me with his. doubledpaw. I like a strenuous man of muscle," Says airy, fairy Lillian Russell. PERTINENT COMMENT. . , The Argonaut. The first thing to be noticed In Alton B. Parker's speech of acceptance of the Democratic nomination, for the Presi dency is his characterization of the St. Louis platform as "admirable." Then' he proceeds to modify it In a dozen particu lars. The St. Louis platform, for ex ample, says: "We denounce protection as a robbery." Parker points out that, as the Senate Is sure to be Republican during his term if he should be elected nothing, probably, can be done, but he states "our position" to be "in favor of a reasonable reduction of tariff," which differs not so much from the position of the Republican party. Regarding the trusts, Judge Parker thinks no further legislation necessary, prosecutions under the common law suf ficing, in his opinion. Here he differs from the platform, which uneouivocably demands "an 'enlargement of the powers of the Interstate Commerce Commission," and, if necessary, demands the enact ment" of further legislation. However, Judge Parker iswllling to -be convinced. He, says: While this is my view of the scope o the common law. If It should be made to appear that It Is a mistaken one, then I favor such further legislation within Constitutional lines as will give the people a Just and a full meas ure of protection. He speaks of the position of the Unit ed States as a world power, and contin ues: J I protest, however, against the feeling, now far too prevalent, that by reason of tho com' mandlng' position wo have assumed, In the world, we must take part In the disputes and broils of foreign countries, and that because we have grown great we should Intervene In every Important question that arises in other parts of the world. I also protest against tne erection of any such military establishments as would be required to maintain the country in that attitude. ' In other words, the candidate sets his' face against the enlargement of the Navy to adequacy, which Is an essential fea ture of the Republican policy. The most striking thing In the long and. it .must be said, not very stirring- address. Is the statement with which he concluded: "I shall not be a candldato for nor shall I accept a renomlnation." The reason for so remarkable a deter mination, it elected, is that he believes a President "should be unembarrassed by any possible thought of the influence his decision may have upon anything what ever that may affect him personally. Judge Parker takes pains to say that this statement is not made in criticism or tno several Presidents who have accepted re- nomination; nevertheless It is a criticism for only bv viewing tho evil effects loi lowing from "the acceptance of a second term in the past can Judge Parker argue harm in the future. The Presidents wno have served more than one term are Georce Washington, Thomas Jefferson James Madison, James Monroe, Andrew .Tackaon. Abraham Lincoln. Ulysses & Judge Parker makes no allusion to Pan ama. He says notning or me race pruu lem" unon which the platform Is so em phatlc. He does not say he is "for" the gold standard merely mat ne consiaers it "established. Quay's Sauerkraut. Philadelphia Ledger. Politicians who knew Senator Quay are familiar with tho little kegs of sauer kraut he sent to them every year between Thanksgiving and Christmas. He was as regular with them as Rhode Island ben ators are with their turkeys. rooming pleased Senator Quay more than to have somebody nralse his sauencraut. ne su perlntended the making of it himself on his Beaver County farm, and always had sunnlv at his home In Washington Thus it happened that he sent a keg to Bram Stoker, who was in that city at the time with Sir Henry Irving. The . Senator did pot say in his note tnat tne keg contained sauerkraut. He wrote simply: A little aeiicacy irom farm I hope you'll enjoy." Bram Stoker produced tno Keg at an after-theater supper. I wonaer wnais in it?" he said to his guests. "Scrapple, perhaps." suggested vviiue Collier. 'Scrapple be blanked," saia a uerman named Wundt, who was mere at time, looking after Herr connects inter ests. "Don't you Know mai you uo.vc of Senator Quay's famous Keg3 ot sauer kraut? Man, It is wortn us weigut m gold." ... Wundt was told he could have the sauerkraut provided he did not eat it on the premises. Something else was oraereu for supper, wunat went noma wnu mo prize, greatly rejoicing. Long Time Between -Battles. Pueblo Chieftain. Sir William Butler, an Engllsh.soldler of distinction, said recently in giving testi mony before a British commission in re- . 1 1 1 . i OA,.,ritn- "WnroHnkshlrfi gara to mmua ocir.. --- men, miners and that class of people, like to get to the sea for ten days if they can possibly afford to do it. J-ney uu uawc. r havfi a very long seacoast, and wo have a number of miners who really en joy being out with their regiment of gar rison artillery near ine seu. xuc bU t-ho aoa Tuvaiisa thev lire over tne sea, v, v,ovitrip- nnradft Is as valuable. If not more so, than the drill; it freshens tvia TYion un and cleanses them. . "An officer told me last bummer mat when they were bathing there was one fellow with a very black skin, and he heard a man say to him: 'Jack, you are hv rUrtv' 'Yes. he said. 'I was not out at last year's training.' " Make Way for the Lady. Chicago Record-Herald. One of the lady poets sings: Let us go down to the sea, ere the noisy day he over. Let us go down to the sea and strip We wish to explain here that the lady Is supposed to be addressing her remarks n wntioman. But to continue ma noem: and strip us or care ana oi io; There are graves In the heart of man that only the sea can cover. There are deeds In the life of man to be sown as the deep sea spoil. We can't ouite understand why the lady wants to do this before the day Is over, but nerhaps she has her reasons, or a new bathing suit that she desires to exhibit to the multitude. Dives' Deathbed. William Frederick Harvey In Westminster Tteview. Draw the death-cloth o'er his head. Tawdry, glided roses strew; Let his wantons wake their dead. Priests, this is no place for you. Put your crucifix aside Fitter jester's cap and bells! Which his scoffing voice decried For fair Monte Carlo's hells. From yon stoup next pour away Holy water; to tho brim Fill It up with absinthe, pray; With Its poison sprinkle him. Stay. O hallowed bells, your toll: Cease, pale priest, your mass to sing, For tha requiem of his soul, t He took heed of no such thing. Low buffoons his corse should bear To unconsecrated earth; Ribald songs for Latin prayer Drunkard's jests are all he's worth. In his coffin lay by stealth Gold snatched from his pander crew, Symbol of the boundless wealth Once he lavished, pimps, on' you. Life was but a sorry jest. Death stole on him unaware, While futurity, ho guessed, . None but craven souls could scare. In his hands a dlcebox place. On his brow a harlot's klss. Daub with rouge his bloated face; Can death ghaatUcr be than thlsT NOTE AND COMMENT. : Samovar'and ;Samisen. Our great story of .the Russo-Japanese War. (Summary of previous chapters MIchaei Popoff Falls In and is Out a itoume Disguised as a Bale of Hay, ne maK.es his escape from a Japanese Prison, and is on his way to Niuchrwang when there Is a Terrific Explosion and Popoff.) CHUNK IV. was thrown high In the air, and was caught fast in a passing cloud. A strong wind wafted him rapidly over Mukder and after - many, days of travel Popofl found himself above St. Petersburg., The sight of the site made the 'Cossack anxi ous to descend, but he was imprisoned within the cloud. There seemed no way of escape, but finally Popoff found the thunder-bolt arid, shooting it back, the cloud -opened and began to dissolve. Fear ful lest he should be accused of leso majeste for appearing to rain over Russia Popoff hastily slid down a sunbeam and stood In the grounds of the Peterhot Pal ace. In the meantime, the-regret-to-report of the thunderbolt had aroused the Palace, "Who frew dat bomb?" cried the Hered itary Grand Wet Nurse. "They've done woke up the Czarevitch." It was true. The squalling of a royal infant was heard from the steel-clad nur sery. Popoff trembled. He could hear the Lit tle Father running wildly up and down his bomb-proof cellar, shouting, "Won't that child ever stop yowling?" Just as Popoffs fate trembled in the balance there was an overwhelming crash. Port Arthur had fallen.. (To be continued.) A Tragedy of Opposites. CHAPTER I. Smith is on. CHAPTER II. The horses are off. CHAPTER III. The winner la In. CHAPTER IV. Smith is out. Consideration. Russian nihilists are reported to be ex perimenting with a noiseless bomb, in the hope of being able to kill- the Czar without waking the youngster. That must have been a wicked storm at St. Poul to "demoralize" the telephone wires. Half a million dollars' worth of Pari sian gowns arrived at the World's Fair. If that isn't heart-breaking, what is? Emperor William and King Edward as god-fathers should be a guarantee of the best religious training for the young Czar evitch. John Sharp Williams is now being taught that there is no crime so atrocious as to be funny when one should be plati tudinous. Paragraph from the New York Sun: With all thy faults, Theodore, we Suggested ending: have compelled ourselves to swallow you. Another child story from the New York Tribune: Little 5-year-old Edith, a Chicago - girl, was taken to a dentist, who removed an aching tooth That evening at prayers her mother was surprised to hear, her say: "Forgive ua our debts as wo forgive our dentists." According to the New York Times the Harrison-street Court in Chicago has es tablished a price list for slaps adminis tered to wives by husbands, the schedule being as follows: A slap with the left hand, $1. A right-handed slap, ?2. A slap while Bitting down, $4. A slap while standing up, $5. A slap while standing flat-Hooted. ?3. A slap while standing on your toes This latter price must be left open until August 20, when Justice Caverly will have returned from his vacation, during which ho will give some thought to the case of Mrs. Williams, of 25i La Salle street. whose husband is charged with being a warm advocate of slapping as an exercise. i A -New York correspondent says that Americans will be especially pleased that the heir to the Russian throne is to be christened Alexis, as there Is a "very tender spot In the hearts of the people of this land" for the Grand Duke Alexis, because the Grand Duke once spent two months in America. This rot of saying that such and such a prince is dear to Americans or well-known in America, be cause he rushed about from one million aire's house to another for a few weeks, ought to be given up. The truthof the matter is that the people hope Prince Schnitzel or the Duke of Makaklak will have a good time during their visit, but otherwise they don't care two snaps whether Prince or Duke Is in Newport or In Constantinople. WEX. J. OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. "What are the probabilities for tomorrow?" "That the weatherman will again be wrong." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Whale Tou'll have to get out of this. Jonah What for? Whale I'm not chartered to car ry passengers. Town and Country. Nodd How Is your boy getting along In pol itics? Todd First-rate. The papers have taken him up and aro beginning to denounce him. Life. "How does Punchum's second wife get along with his seven email boys?" "Oh, beautifully; she used to be a teacher in a reform school." Detroit Free Press. His glance waa freighted with love. "Some things are bard to express," he faltered. "There's no hurry," protested the maiden, with a gracious smile. Puck. ' Mopsy Dat pitcher ain't no good? Why, say, he kin pitch an In-colve wot goes out. Red Aw. wot's dat! Walt till you see Mc Feeter"s risln' drop colve! Puck. First Physician So the operation was just In tho nick of time? Second Physician Yes, In another 24 hours the patient would have re covered without It. Harper's Bazar. Tom And so you won on the last race? Harry Yes; but the finish was so close that I would have lost if the other horse had stuck out his tongue. Kansas City Journal. Mrs. Gollghtly This la my new $63 bathing dress, my dear. What do you think ot It? Gollghtly Think you got less for your money than any one I ever knew. Town Topics. She I ifo a green diamond has been found in a South African mine. He Oh, well, what's the use of It? Nobody wants to play baseball In an African mine! Yonkers Statesman: Sign Painter I don't see any suitable vacant space on your walls. Where do you want tho motto. "Terms Strictly Cash," painted? Barber-Shop Proprietor On the ceiling, of course. Chicago Tribune. Mrs. Winks How much better oft a man would be if he would tako hla wife's advice! Mrs. Blinks Yea. I've advised Charlie time and again not to bet on horses that don't win, but he will do It. New Yorker. Mr. Newly Rlche We must learn kow- to be have. Maria, It 'we are going to enter society. Mre. Newly Rlche We will, my dear. Tho new set of servants I have engaged have been In the best families. Detroit Free Pressj She Mrs. Sparker has done nothing lately but run down her neighbors. He I had no Idea she was such a gossip. She Who said anything about gossip? She Is learning to , drive her new motor car. Town Topics. 6