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But she Is not likely to push it to the extent of bringing upon herself at this time the hostility of any powerful nation. She will go, however. In this direction the seizure of vessels, upon one pretext or another as far as other nations will allow her. These principles were laid down by the principal nations of Europe at the close of the Crimean "War, viz: (1) The neutral flag covers the goods of neu tral traders and even enemy's goods with the exception of contraband of war. (2) Neutral goods, with the ex ception of contraband of war, are not liable to capture, even under the en emy's flag. Tet these principles come to little or nothing; for each nation reserves the right to decide for itself what is contra band of war. It suits Russia now to hold that flour and meat and other foodstuffs destined to Japanese ports are contraband. She will still hold that doctrine unless or until she is bluffed out of it The United 'States, though largely interested, may not want to take a high tone on the subject. Great Britain, however, has compelled Russia to withdraw from the Red Sea and from the Mediterranean her cruisers sta tioned there to Intercept British and other commerce. That is the good of being powerful at sea, and having the spirit, moreover, to insist upon and to enforce a national demand. Russia, we may suppose, unless pressed by the United States, will con tinue to hold our trade of every de scription with Japan contraband of war, and will enforce the claim to right of search of all vessels in our Ori ental trade. One can see from this sit uation how well it would be for the United States to be strong enough at sea to enforce an interpretation of In ternational law in accord with her own interests, as Great Britain Is doing; and abo'e all, to have the spirit to do It Piracy, in the name of contraband oM- war, has gone too far. Say rather it is a relic of the days of universal piracy, which the world ought to tolerate no further. Contraband of war should cover only materials of actual and ex clusive use in war; not the ordinary goods of mercantile trade. Reviewing the late Democratic Na tional Convention, Harper's Weekly says: ''Except war, there is hardly any test of physical endurance so searching as a hot political convention. The strain on the leaders is prodigious." Attesting the truth of this assertion was the exhaustion, well nigh complete, of William J. Bryan after three days' fight, with scarcely a short intervalfor sleep. It was said of him that he arose from a sickbed to make his last stand before the convention against the gold standard, and that he seemed to put the very last ounce of his physical strength into the speech that followed his reappearance a whispering, stag gering ghost in what he deemed a great emergency. He took to his bed after the fight was over, and is recuper ating slowly, but the strain was one that a man who desires length of years should hesitate to undergo twice. It is recalled that the Chicago Convention of 183D "killed William E. Russell, and that the Minneapolis Convention of 1892 fin ished Emmons Blaine. Horace Greeley survived the bitter strife of the con vention that nominated him for the Presidency in opposition to General Grant In 1S72, went through the labors of ihe campaign and the excitement and the bitterness of defeat, but suc cumbed soon after to brain disease brought on by exhaustion and worry. If the late convention at St Louis passes into history without claiming an ultimate victim, It will be remarkable, glnce the physical strain upon the lead- ers was Intense, and, added to the stifling heat of midsummer In St. Louis, made the situation a menacing: one. ADVERTISING THE PAIR. How shall we reconcile the fact that the St. Louis Exposition is universally known with the complaint of the Na tional Commission that the attendance is light? As Director-General Goode, of Portland, points out, some of the apathy Is due to unfavorable weather. A while ago it was rainy and now there is dread of the heat. It is expected to make this up from now on, and an im provement in attendance is, of course, to be expected; but so far there has been something radically wrong in the St Louis method of advertising, and so far there is nothing In the new plan of campaign to indicate its remedy. It is now proposed to Utilize 1,000,000 miles of billboards which the billboard trust has placed at the Exposition's dis posal; but whoever has made the trip to St Louis and farther East this Sum mer knows that the Middle "West, whence St Louis must draw its crowds, is thoroughly plastered with posters ad vertising the Exposition. But the post ers do not fill the bill. Neither do the newspaper articles that have been scat tered broadcast through a generous and co-operating press. "What, then, is the trouble? It Is The Oregonlan's opinion that the way to draw people to an Exposi tion is to depict its scenes In such terms as will arouse an unsatisfied sense of curiosity In the reader. It Is true that the St Louis Fair occupies over 1200 acres, or twice the area of the one at Chicago in 1S93. 1 is true that the Ag ricultural buildjng is the largest edifice pf itskindon the surface of the globe. It Is true that the Louisiana Purchase Exposition exceeds in magnitude and In comprehensiveness of detail every for mer World's Fair, and probably will exceed every succeeding one, at least for a generation. IBut we are unable to see why these incontrovertible and in a way import ant facts would move a single human being to travel fifty miles to see the Fair. People do not take time and suf fer Inconvenience and spend money merely to be overwhelmed by an array of figures or dimensions. "What they go to such places for, If they go at all, Is to be Instructed and edified, and pri marily to be amused. Twenty lines of captivating description of some unique scene or exhibit full of human interest would be worth more than a whole page of entreaty addressed to the sense of duty. At St Louis you can see the wild Moros and Igorrotes of the Philippine Islands, clad in the slightest possible excuses for raiment performing their native dances to discordant minor strains and weaving their primitive rugs from native reeds. At St Louis you will see the vehicles of all nations, from the English compartment-car to the jlnrlksha of Japan, and their water craft, from the Kaiser Wllhelm to the rude canoe of Luzon, all grouped in one massive building. At St. Louis you can climb the Tyrolean Alps or ride in an Irish jaunting-car, or watch a repro duction of Parisian comedy, or spend an hour among the sculptural triumphs of Florentine marbles, or wander for hours among the richest canvases of the world's great painters, or float through winding canals In Venetian gondolas past waterfalls whose rain bow hues will stand forever In memory. These are the things the traveler recalls with pleasure, and they are the pictures fit to draw others there. It must be so with our Oregon Fair. "We must study to set before the news paper readers of the country such rep resentations of interesting objects here as will arouse the curiosity and stimu late pleasurable anticipation. On July 10 an Oregonian, en route to the East, picked up this in the Salt Lake Trib une: Salt Lake City, Utah, July 7. Would you please answer In your worthy columns of ques tions and answers next Sunday aa follows: 1. Is it a decided fact the coming Fair Exposi tion at Portland, Or? 2. Will It be as largo as the Chicago or St. Louis Exposition, or Rill it be Just a Ksountry fair? 3. In what Summer will It be? A Subscriber. 1. It is a fact. 2. It will be em&ller than cither the Chicago or the St. Louis Exposition, but still a great deal more than a country fair. 3. In 1905. And sends It to The Oregonian with this indorsement: "Astonishing lack of knowledge of the 1905 Fair in Utah generally." It seems to us, however, that the most obvious and necessary comment on the item is one of satisfac tion that the Tribune answered the In quiry and answered it correctly. Large numbers of persons in Utah know about the Lewis and Clark Centennial, though other numbers undoubtedly do not; but the same might be truthfully said of Oregon. The attractions of the I Fair will be made known in time by the Fair authorities, the railroads and oth ers, and the most effective time to do this is In the Spring and Summer of 1905, when Intentions to come here can be carried out at once. Few persons are now making plans for their next Summer's outing. CONDITIONS IN NEED OF A CIIANGE. The July number of that Interesting publication the Crop Reporter, Issued by the Department of Agriculture, has made its appearance, and is alleged to be corrected up to July L The Govern ment annually spends a great many thousand dollars on this little pamph let, which is neat in appearance and presents no glaring errors In spelling or grammatical construction. After this much has been said in favor of the pub lication, however, the limit of its merits has been reached. Attention has fre quently been called to the mysterious system of percentages by which the de partment keeps the constant readers of the Crop Reporter In touch with the situation For example, we find that the Winter wheat crop of Oregon on July 1 showed a condition of 91 compared- with 72 on the same date last year, while the crop of Washington was placed at a 9S condition compared with 76 for the same time last year. This cannot mean 91 per cent of the best conditions ever recorded, for the conditions this year are 50 per cent bet ter than they were July 1 last year, In stead of this mythical 91 per cent The Government has never yet given a sat isfactory explanation of the meaning of these figures, and the grain trade and the trade papers have ceased trying to solve the mystery. The particular feat ure of this last report that will excite comment in Oregon and Washington is the discrepancy between the figures for the two states. Neither the Oregonlans nor the Washlngtonlans understand the location of the base from which these mysterious percentages are figured, but when they give a condition of 9S per cent for Washington and only 91 for Oregon, the services of a second-sight artist are unnecessary to enable us to get the Impression that Washington's crop is regarded as in better condition than that of Oregon. Herein the Department of Agriculture displays the weakness which has made it famous for Its Inaccuracy. There is not a county in "Washington in which the condition were better on July 1 than they were on that date in Uma tilla and Morrow Conultes, in Oregon. The poorest conditions to be found any where in Oregon were In the "Willamette Valley, but taking the crop on the same-sized area in the poorest sections of the Big Bend, in Washington, the showing by comparison would have been as good for Oregon on the date mentioned as it was for Washington. The department does not stop with wheat in these disparaging compari sons. Oats in Oregon are reported 22 "points" or per cent lower than In Washington, barley 2 per cent lower, rye 8 per cent, potatoes 7 per cent, and all fruit, with the exception of apples, from 5 to 9 per cent lower. A review of this nature is perhaps all that can be expected when the information, or rather misinformation, is compiled 3000 miles away from the field it Is intended to cover, but it is of no more value or usefulness than the fifth wheel on a wagon. No other portion of the United States is so sadly neglected by the Agricul tural Department as the Pacific North west The neglect becomes all the more glaring when It Is considered that even In a short-crop year like that just closed, the three states Oregon, Wash ington and Idaho sent foreign more than one-eighth of all the wheat (flour Included) that was exported from the United. States. The farmer who buys or sells wheat on information present ed by the Agricultural Department would not be,at a greater disadvantage If he took all of his tips from a sure thing bucket shop. THE PARKER NUMERICAL PROBLEM. If we were to banish from conscious ness the Democratic record of 189S and 1900; if we were to forget everything sinister and unsatisfactory In thi3 month's queer operations at St. Louis; if we were to assume that the Gold Democrats will Ignore the spirited ef forts of the regulars to make their homecoming frosty and will hurry back to the fold; If we reduce the November problem, for sake of argument to the extremely low terms of finding out, as Mr. Dooley puts It, whether there are more Republicans in the country or more Democrats why, then, it Is diffi cult to see wherein the Democratic cause can justify reasonable assurance of success. The truth is that the Democratic task consists in the almost miraculous chance of carrying a large number of states which are pretty certain to go Republican. Lightning might strike in one or more of them, but to Imagine that the entire bunch of Republican states needed by Parker will suddenly turn around from one party to another, without any reason of dissatisfaction with the effects of Republican policies, Imposes a severe task on credulity. The electoral college consists of 476, of which a majority Is 239. The Solid South, strictly speaking, means the 138 electoral votes of Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, Louisiana, Missis sippi, Missouri, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and Vir ginia. The Democrats are now adding to that list, as a matter of course, the thirteen votes of Kentucky and the eight of Maryland, giving a total of 159. It becomes necessary for Parker to get eighty votes In the North and West It Is easy to claim New York, which gives Parker 198; and West Virginia, which gives him 205; and Delaware, which gives him 208; and New Jersey, which makes 220; and Connecticut, bringing him up to 227; and even Rhode Island, making 23L There is no good reason for including a number of these states, except the Democratic impulse, something as the enthusiastic house planner marks an extra bay window fondly on his plans by a simple twist of the pencil. But here we have given Parker all the South and East with the exception of Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont and Penn sylvania, yet he is still eight votes short We all know that the money question determined the votes of the Eastern States in 1896 and to a less degree In 1900; but it cannot be pretended that this question determined the number of Republicans and Democrats In those states In the local elections on local issues in 1902. Now Connecticut elected a Republican Governor in 1902 by about 16,000 plurality; Illinois a Republican State Treasurer by 89,000; Indiana a Re publican Secretary of State by 35,000; Nebraska a Republican Governor by 6000; New Jersey a Republican Gov ernor by 17,000; New York a Republican Governor by nearly 10,000; West Vir ginia a complete Republican delegation to Congress by a total plurality of 12, 000. Is It not asking a great deal to believe that if Parker were conceded to be as desirable a man as Roosevelt and the Democratic party as safe as a National force as the Republican party, yet the seven or more states needed by Parker will all simultaneously reverse their Republican verdict of last election to a Democratic verdict this election? Even In New York the Democratic claim of Parker's boasted strength becomes somewhat exaggerated when we com pare his vote in 1897 wit'h other elec tions, before and after. The truth Beems to be that he was elected, not by virtue of his own strength, but because of a Republican defection. Here Is the record: REPUBLICAN VOTES CAST. 1002 Odell 065,150 1900 McKlnley 821,002 1898 Roosevelt 001,707 1S90 McKlnley 819.838 18 W Morton 073.818 1862 Harrison 009,350 1887 Parker 554,080 DEMOCRATIC VOTES CAST. 1902 Coler 055.398 1900 Bryan C78.3SG 1898 Van Wyck 043,921 1890 Stanchfleld 093,733 1800 Bryan 551.309 1894 Hill 517.710 1892 Cleveland A 054,803 1897 Parker 554,680 That Is to say: In 1897 Parker polled only 554,680 votes, yet the year before Mr. Bryan had received 551,369, in spite of the enormous Democratic defection which rolled up a McKlnley plurality of 269,000; and the year after, 1898, Van Wyck, bearing all the burdens of Cro kerlsm, against Roosevelt, aided by all the war enthusiasm, received 643,921 and was still beaten. Judge Parker owed his election not to his own pop ularity, but to the defection of no fewer than 75,000 Republicans from the reg ular party ticket in New York City He showed no personal strength; but the supporters of Seth Low for Mayor could not vote for Judge Wallace with out splitting a ticket, so Wallace re ceived only 493,791 votes, while the Re publican ticket In the off year of 1895 received 601,205, and 661,715 to 1898. In the light of these figures. It may easily develop that Hill has "gold-bricked" the party on Parker's running powers, even as he "gold-bricked" the conven tion with platform and the Parker telegram. General Humphrey, chief of the Quartermaster's Department of the Army, was in Seattle last week, and while there was called to account for turning down bids presented by Seattle, Tacoma and Portland bidders for for age and awarding the contract at higher figures to San 'Francisco deal ers. His excuse for the discrimination was that a great many of the details of the contracts were left to subordi nates, and for this reason mistakes sometimes happened. This Is the con tetion that Portland has always made. Our grain dealers have not been in clined to accuse the head of the depart ment of awarding contracts to the highest bidder or of shifting the speci fications In order to admit the Callfor nlans, but they have contended and still contend that the exercise of a little more business sense on the part of the department from top to bottom might be productive of more satisfactory re sults and less talk about discrimina tion. The San Francisco dealers who secured the last oats contract by bid ding on part old crop and part new crop, while Portland and Puget Sound dealers were held down to old-crop oats, are now filling a portion of the order with oats purchased in Portland at higher prices than were demanded from the Government The loss, It Is perhaps needless to state, will be made up on the cheap new-crop oats, whlch Portlanders had no chance to bid on. As often as a great National political campaign is opened the memory of the hotly contested campaign of 18S4 with Grover Cleveland and James G. Blaine as leaders casts its significant shadow across the years. The keen and bitter disappointment of Blaine at the loss of New York, and with It the long-coveted Presidency of the United States, by the "maddening trifle of 1000 votes," rises as a haunting ghost of vain expecta tions and desires, causing a shudder of regret in the ranks of his friends and a feeling of exultation In the ranks of his political enemies. The wrath of the former pursued Dr. Burchard, the un fortunate author of the deadly alliterat ive, "Rum, Romanism and Rebellion," that was used with such fatal effect against Mr. Blaine during the last few days of that memorable campaign, until he resigned his once powerful pulpit, quit the ministry and lived in seclusion to the end of his days, doing bitter pen ance for his unwise mingling of relig ious prejudice and political zeal. It Is said, however, that during hl3 later years he was consoled with the belief that he may have been in this instance "a humble Instrument In the hands of a greater power." Be that as It may, the deciding incidents of the last days of the campaign of 1884 are recalled, coun seling leaders to vigilance and pru dence. There can be no doubt that disaffec tion and unrest are on the Increase In Russia. The causes that are contribut ing to this growth are scheduled as, firsp; the heavy financial burdens laid upon the people by the Russian occu pation of Manchuria; second, the fall ute of crops In many of the Baltic prov inces and the falling off In trade and manufacture, and finally the Ineffi ciency and Incapacity shown In Rus sian military operation. Tolstoi may exaggerate the unwillingness of the Russian peasant to be sent to the war, but it can hardly be doubted, says the Independent, "that It Is his spirit of loyalty and custom of obedience which sent him to the front rather than any enthusiasm for the cause." The cus tom of obedience ingrained In the very life of a people Is difficult to overcome. Injustice and tyranny have battled against It for generations In Russia, but It Is still dumb, except now and then a protest from Tolstoi or a cry, suppressed In terror and smothered In hate, from the oppressed of Finland. Woe will be the portion of Russia when this gathered hate of centuries finds vent in popular uprising. The meat-packers' strike, of ' which Chicago Is the storm center, is rapidly extending Its boundaries. Like the great coalmlners' strike, It menaces one of the greatest and most Indispensable of the every-day supplies of the people of a vast section, puts a serious handi cap upon transportation and a clog upon commerce, and works untold In convenience and hardship upon tens of thousands who are but puppets In the hands of circumstance. As usual in such cases, both sides are confident and both are obstinate. It is a fight on one side for independence; upon the other for dominion. Strange that in all of the strife of past years business men have not learned that there is no such thing as absolute independence in trade and that laboring men have not learned that they do not own more than one half of the world and all that Is In It With all of their getting, It seems that neither labor nor capital has got un derstanding in the matter at Issue the dependence of one upon the other. The drowning of Miss Anita Thurs ton, a young woman of Eugene, while -bathing at Gardiner, Douglas County, is one of the distressing Incidents that mar the pleasures of the vacation sea son. For .fhe risks taken, such occur rences are few. They belong strictly to the preventable class of accidents, and could not happen if proper caution was exercised by persons who, not hav ing learned to swim, are helpless in water beyond their depth. The young woman drowned at Gardiner was teach ing school at that place. She was a graduate of the Eugene High School. The community suffers a loss from her untimely death just as she was equipped for and had entered upon a life of usefulness. Judge Hogue yesterday sentenced a boy t'o receive a spanking at the hands of an able-bodied policeman. The ef fect of this Innovation will be watched with Interest In the good old days gone by unruly boys frequently re ceived punishment of this nature with out going into the courts to get it There is- a possibility that, had the spanking been administered In the fam ily circle at proper intervals earlier in the life of the urchin, he might have been saved the humiliation of a public punishment Now the Oregon Democracy have, a new cause of lamentation. If they could have succeeded In making the state "close1' In the June election, they would have a chance for a "pull" at iTJncle Henry Gassaway's bar!. As it is they are "out" , ,. DEMOCRACY AND THE TRDSTS New York Press. Judge Parker's gold-plated telegram to the Democratic convention has occupied the attention of the country and the news paper edlctorlal pages so constantly as to rob the "anti-trust" plank of the St Louis platform of the consideration It deserves. This Is a matter with which we shall con cern ourselves more when the public shall have settled the question of Judge Par ker's cowardice on the money question to Its full satisfaction. s Meanwhile we can do no better than to republlsn from the New York World, one of the principal Parker organs, the semi-oSlclal Parker view. In the absence of any declaration on the subject by Judge Parker himself about the question of trust control: FACTS. ' 1. The anti-trust law was framed by a Repub lican, was passed by a Republican Houso and a Republican Senate, was signed by a Repub lican President. 2. The law remained a dead letter on the statute books during the entire second term of Grover Cleveland, a Democratic President. Through those four jears of Democratic admin istration all anneals and all effort of the World to have the law enforced were met with sneers. Jeers and open contempt from a Demo cratic Attorney-General, Richard Olney, who pretended that the law waa unconstitutional, and who would do nothing toward prosecuting violators of It. . 3. The first effort to enforce the law was made by Theodore Roosevelt, a Republican President. The first Attorney-General to prose cuto vigorously offenders and to teat the law was a Republican Attorney -General, Philander C. Knox. 4. The decision of the Supreme Court of the United States, given as a finality from which there Is no appeal, upholding the law as per fectly constitutional and absolutely impregnable In every respect, as the World for 12 years constantly insisted, was due to five Judges, every ono of whom is a Republican. B. The dissenting minority of the court In cluded every Democratic Judge of that tribu nal, to wit: Chief Justice Fuller, of Illinois; Mr. Justice White, of Louisiana, and Mr. Justice Pcckham, of New York. All these dis tinguished Democrats not only voted against the constitutionality -of the law, but denounced It aB a danger to the Republic. 0. Under these circumstances It does not cen probable that the Democrats can make great capital in seeking to monopolize the anti trust Issue and charging the Republican party with the crime of being owned body and eoul by the trusts. It Is Just as well to record some plain truths, however unpleasant or surprising. Judge Parker and Gold. New Yark Sun. AMAGANSETT, L. I., July 16. (To the Editor.) Some persons are quick thoifght ed and see through an intricate problem at once; others are slow of study. I am inclined to believe that my mind is one of the slowest; for, while I find many journals, edited by bright men, heaping praise upon Judge Parker for his tele gram concerning the gold standard, I am not able to discover any reason for such a proceeding. The letter Is undoubtedly right in Itself, and we may take the offi cial Democratic word for it that the question of the gold standard Is settled and out of politics. But where was Judge Parker when that Issue was in politics? Where was this valiant gentleman when the fight waa on, when we needed his assistance In that vital contest? He was with the enemies of sound money, voting for Bryan and 16 to 1 "not one, but twice. In thl3 our strenuous story." Are we to make allowance for him on the ground that he was too young and unsophisticated to know any better four and eight years ago, but has since arrived at maturity and acquired a sound judgment? After reading many glowing eulogies of that suddenly famous telegram, I took down my copy of Shakespeare and turned to the "First Part of King Henry IV.," act V., scene 4, and beginning at the speech that opens with the word "Em bowelled," I read to the end of the scene. Then I said (unaer my breath, for I am art American, and all good Americans, of whatever party, are my brethren): "Must we be compelled to say, 'Here comes Fal staff Parker lugging in the corpse of Hotspur Bryan?' Alas, and so young!" ROSS1TBR JOHNSON. Religion and the Campaign. New York Evening Post The Scriptures deprecate hiding one's light under a bushel, but that advice waa given before the days of Presiden tial candidates and personal reporting. Little Samuel's visions of the Lord were not used to promote the fortunes of the High Priest; whereas there Is an un pleasant suspicion that the Bible class of Theodore the Younger and Judge Par ker's Sunday services a3 a vestryman are being exploited for political purposes. Vote for Parker and Personal Piety, for Roosevelt and Revealed Religion, are evidently campaign "cries not without ap peal to a large and respectable class of Americana. But before the campaign managers one of whom has already "opened with prayer" decide to make this a religious campaign, we trust they will consider the feelings of the candi dates. To President Roosevelt and Judge Parker alike this advertising of their neighborhood life must be very distaste ful. To be assured that thoy both fear God and support the church, we need neither photographs nor Sunday bulle tins. In fact this placarding of activi ties common to all rellgiou3ly-bred fam ilies Is humiliating to the candidates for whom, In default of a bushel, an occa sional mysterious disappearance on Sun day may yet prove the only escape from the prying impertinence of the press. 8 Sumpter's Smelter. Blue Mountain American. The opening to regular business of the Sumpter Smelter, for which active prep arations are well under way, will be an event of Importance second to nothing that could happen In the district It will be of marked advantage not alone to tho miners and mlneowncrs themselves, but -It will have a most decided influence for good on the entire business community an influence that will measureably ex tend throughout Eastern Oregon and even into Idaho. With the only smelter in operation In the wide extent of territory between the Pacific Ocean and Great Salt Lake, Sump ter District ought to advance by leaps and bounds, for considerable more than half the returns from the ore shipments will. It Is estimated, be devoted to push ing development Sumpter District is cer tainly In a fair way to realize the fond est hopes of Its most optimistic enthus iasts and to call for early congratulations from all of Its neighboring districts on the advent of a new era of prosperity for its mining Interests. I'll Never Love Thee More. James Graham, Marquis of Montrose. My dear and only Love, I pray That little world of thee Be govern'd by no other sway Than purest monarchy; For If confusion have a part (Which virtuous souls abhor), And hold a synod in thins heart. Til never lovo thee more. Like Alexander I will reign. And I will reign alone; My thoughts did evermore disdain A rival on my throna. Ho either fears his fate too much. Or his deserts ars small. That dares not put it to the touch, To gain or lose it alt And in the empire of thine heart, Where I should solely be, If others do pretend a port Qr daro to vie with me, a Or if Committees thou erect. And go on such a score, I'll laugh and sing at thy neglect, And never lovo thee more. Bnt if thou wilt prove faithful then, And constant of thy word, I'll make thee glorious by thy pen And famous by my sword; I'll serve thee in such noble ways Was never heard befora; Til cown and deck thee all with bar". Ana love tneo more and xnprev T GOOD WORDS FOR OUR FAIR. Pueblo Chieftain. By an official act of the United States Congress, followed by an invitation- issued by the Hon. John Hay, Secretary of State of the United States, there will be held during lSOo, in the State of Oregon, at Portland, one of the prominent cities of America, an Important international exhi bition, known as the "Lewis and Clark Centennial and Oriental Fair." This Centennial will extend through a period of 4& months, commonclng June 1, 1905, and ending October 15, 1S05. It will commemorate the exploration of the great Pacific Northwest Territory to the shores of the Pacific In 1S05. It Is the first Inter national exhibition held west of the Rocky Mountains and is designed fitly to mark an epoch of. growth and development which, gisat as It has been. Is destined to be greater still as "Westward the course of empire takes Its way." The "Oregon Country" (as that section of America was then called) shortly after became a part of the United States and was subsequently divided Into the present States of Oregon, Washington and Idaho, as well as extensive parts of Montana and Wyoming, adding over 300,000 square miles of rich mineral and fertile agricultural lands to the National domain, and Its set tlement and development have contributed much to the National wealth and pros perity. The expedition which explored this "No Man's Land" was sent out under the lead ership of Captains Meriweather Lewis and William Clark, by President Thomas Jef ferson, In 1E03, and reached the mouth of the Columbia River in 1S05. The perilous journey, some 3000 miles overland, was ac complished under most trying circum stances. It has been aptly called "a new Xenophon march to an unknown sea." The expedition was composed of 33 men. Their way through the wilderness was beset with obstacles and dangers that gave pause to the hardiest It is the epic of national explorations. Captains Lewis and Clark were the first Americans who reached the Pacific Coast overland, and It Is the centenary of thjo. momentous event that will be Celebrated at Portland In 1905; for the subsequent ac quisition of this vast region gave the United States its first footing on the Pa cific's shores and opened the way to our great continental development As this acquisition was one of the most Important events In American history, be cause of Its influence exerted toward mak ing the United States a great nation in territorial extent the American people in general, and those of the Pacific Coast In particular, supported by the Government, have determined that this Contennial shall bo fittingly celebrated. When Its gates are officially opened, It will represent an ex penditure approximating $5,000,000, and will occupy some 400 picturesque acres In the beautiful suburbs of Portland, overlooking Guild's Lake and the Willamette River. The City of Portland, numbering 125,000 Inhabitants, Is an Ideal Western American city. It Is situated 110 miles from Ihe Pa cific Ocean, on the Willamette River, at practically it3 confluence with the famous Columbia. It is a common sight to behold the heaviest draught vessels of all nation alities moored in the city's magnificent harbor. Portland holds extensive commer cial Intercourse with the whole world, her chief export commodities being lumber, flour, grain and the products of Innumer able salmon canneries located on the Co lumbia. Portland does a wholesale busi ness of 5175,000,000 annually. Its factories produced 549,500.000 in value last year, and It is the first wheat port of the Pacific Coast and the oly fresh-water harbor. The Centennial will provide ten commo dious exhibit palaces and thereby furnish ample space, free of charge, for all dis plays, governmental and otherwise, that are offered. Desirable building sites will be allotted, gr-tls, to those countries wish ing to erect special pavilions of their own, The main palaces will be: Foreign Exhib its, Liberal Arts and Industrial Palace, Horticultural Palace, Agricultural Palace, Electricity and Machinery Hall, Mining Palace, Alaskan building, Government Exhibits Palace, Hawaiian building and pceanlc building. Arrangements have been made with the transportation companies so that exhibits at St. Louis in 1S04 may be displayed at Portland in 1905 with little or no extra cost of transportation, through the opportunity offered by the free return freight rates established on goods sent to the World's Fair for exhibit purposes. As Portland Is the terminal of four great transcontinental railways, and as the Wil lamette River is one of the boundaries of the Centennial site, thus enabling ocean steamers to discharge cargoes directly on the grounds, it Is manifest that the facili ties for expeditiously and economically conveying, installing and maintaining ex hibits at Portland are unparalleled. The United States Government officially participates In the Centennial with com plete exhlb.t3 representative of every division of Governmental function and re source. The following states have pre pared by making appropriations for the purpose, to participate: New York, Mas sachusetts, Virginia, Minnesota, North Dakota, TVyomlng, Washington, Montana, Idaho, Utah, California, Oregon, Missouri, and, provisionally, Colorado, Nevada, Ar izona and other states and territories with which negotiations are pending. No Basis for Judgment. Boston Herald. On the whole, then, the policy of delib eration and -waiting is the policy of safety. Not all the documents necessary for forming a safe judgment are yet filed and accessible. A party that has chal lenged tho public favor for a candidate of undeclared opinions and untested pow ers must not be impatient with people who decline to Invest their fortunes and happiness In a blind pool. Jim Bludsoe of the Prairie Belle. John Hay. Wall, no! I can't tell wba' he live-, - . Because he don't live, you see;. Leastways he's got out of the habit & Of llln like you and me. Whar have you been for the -Inst three year That you haven't heard folks tell How Jimmy Bludso passed In his checks The night of the Prairie Belle? He weren't no saint them engineers Is all pretty much alike One wife In Natchcz-under-tbe-Hill. Another one here In Pike. A keerless man In his talk was Jim, And an awkward hand in a row. But ho never funked, and ha never lied I reckon he never knowed how. And this was all tho religion he had, To treat his engina well, Never be passed on the river. To mind the pilot's bell; And If ever the Prairie Belle took Are A thousand times he swore He'd hold her nozzle agin the bank Till the last soul got ashore. All boats has their day on the Misslsslp, And her day come at last; The Movastar was a better boat. But the Belle, she wouldn't be passed; 'And so she come tarln' along that night The oldest craft on the line With a nigger squat on her safety valve. And her furnaco crammed, rosin and pine. The fire bust out as she cleared the bar, And burnt a hole in the night; And, quick as a flash, she turned and mado For that wilier bank on the right. There was runnln' and cursln. but Jim yelled out Over all the Infernal roar "I'll hold her noazle agiiw'the bank. Till the last galoot's ashore.-" ,. Through the hot, black breath of thejburnln boat Jlra Bludso's voice was heard. And they afi had trust In his cussedness. And Jsnowed ho would keep, his word; And, sura's you're born, they all got off Afore the smokestacks fell And Bludso's ghost went up alone In the smoke of the Prairie Belle. He weren't no saint but at Judgment I'd run my chance with Jim 'Longslde of some pToua gentlemen That wouldn't shake hands with him. Ho seen his duty, a dead sure thing And -went for it there and then; And Christ ain't a-goln to bo too hard On & man that died, for mea, . ' NOTE aKDJOMMENT. . The Gentle and Joyous Game, of Lacrosse. Seattle. (Special to Note and Comment; by Flying Fish.) After ono of the beat lacrosse games ever seen In the North west Seattle today beat Portland by a score of 3 killed and a wounded to 6 wound ed. Promptly at 3 o'clock the ball was faced, and two seconds later Smith, of Portland, waa defaced. This encouraged Seattle, an,d Tomkins, by a magnificent piece of play, smashed his check's collar bone, accidentally shootmg a goal as he made a plucky effort to brain Portland's coverpolnt After a series of give-and-take Injuries. Portland, by a combined ef fort, succeeded in wounding five Seattle men at once, but the effect of the play was largely centralized by great team work on the part .of Seattle's ambulance corps. The first decisive score was made when Biff Biffkins, the Seattle center, killed Doughboy with one blow on the head. The death of Portland's first home from injuries received at the start left the Webfeet hopelessly In the rear, and tho Seattle men did not exert themselves, be ing content with sending Juffkms to the morgue with a fractured skull. The game was the best and fastest ever seen in Seattle. Dr. Chopsticks, who took a spe cial course In McGill Lacrosse Hospital! declared that few Canadian surgeons could have kept pace with the Seattle bunch under Field Captain Dr.Slicemqulcki The rumor that the Seattle team had been Invited by Armour & Co. to take the place of the striking butchers Is confirmed, but few players are likely to accept, as work in the stockyards would be too slow. The Whirligig of Anecdote. Mrs. Doughboy What's this fuss in tho papers over the packing strike? 'Mr. Doughboj The people can't got beef. y. Mrs. Doughboy Why don't chlcken then? they eat Before and After. During the wooing 'Twas billing and cooing; Now the grocer Is doing The billing and suing-. No chips in the old block just now. It requires but little mazuma to bo a' Mazama. The mercury appears desirous of test ing the saying that there's always room at the toD. Prussia had better watch out If her cruisers meddle with any more Portland liners we shall have to send the fireboat after them. Apropos of "Frenzied Finance," Thomas W. Lawson Is like one of those orators who work themselves into such a frenzy telling what they are going to say that they're too exhausted to say It "Headkerchlef" is a word used In tho current number of the Independent As kerchief means literally a head-covering, headkerchlef probably means a head-covering worn on the head Instead of on the feet Perhaps man did have monkeys In his genealogical tree. A chimpanzee has just died at the Pasteur Institute in Paris, and its aliment was appendicitis. Did the monkey copy man In having such a dis ease, or is man an unconscious imitator of the monkey? The London Sketch reproduces the pho tograph of a very charming young woman as the champion of the Ladles' Bath Club. The name of this organization seemed to promise something novel In the way ot a competition. Did the restless women of London society practice soaping thom selves in the hope of being one day hailed as champion tubbers? But no; the, text discloses that the Ladies' Bath Club is merely a frivolous swimming association. O waly, waly, but Love be bonny, A little time while it is new; But when 'tis auld. It waxeth cauld. And fades an ay like the morning dew. There Is a Dtore on Washington street where a specialty is made of framing fam ily pictures. It happens now and then that some young man comes in with a portrait of his mother-in-law or some other relative, and orders a nice frame for it The frame is made and the dealer waits for the customer to return, but the flight of time or more intimate acquaintance deadens the anxiety of the young man to have his mother-in-law's portrait staring from the wall, so an un saleable picture Is added to the stock of the store. A variation of this misfor tune was recorded the other day. A young man, full of blushing pride, en tered the store, and, producing his mar riage certificate, ordered an ornate frame therefor. He hasn't been back to claim it, and all sorts of theories suggest them selves. Is the young man already think- lng fondly of the divorce courts, or does he find a wife a superfluity of so expen sive a nature that no money Is left to blow in for gilt frames? These theories are tenable, but there is another that we prefer to entertain. The young man may b$ so much In love that he has forgotten alNmundane matters. Yes, that must be the true reason, and in a year or two, when Love ceases to bo a despot and rules as a constitutional monarch, the frame will be redeemed. And here a sug gestion to the plcture-framers appears in order. Why not manufacture a number of neat frames with spaces for two docu ments. In one the marriage license could ba placed, and In the other the decree of divorce. WEX. J. OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. Parson White MIstah Johnslng's vehy pe culiar. Brudder Jones Yas, indeedy. He'd radder work dan git married. Life. , "Our bookkeeper hates hot weather." "Why?" "His rheumatism lets up, and ho hasn't anything to brag about." Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune. Kate She asked that question Just out of Idle curiosity, don't you think? Laura No; busy curiosity. Her curiosity is never idle. Somerville Journal. "Why did you ever name your daughter Cly temnestra?" "Oh, I dunno; except that my wife seemed to think It would go well with Snlggs." Chicago Record-Herald. "Before we were married," she complained, "you swore you would go to tho ends of the earth for me, and now" "And now," he in terrupted, "there are no ends of the earth any more than there were then" Philadelphia Press. Doctor As you llTe in the city I wouldn't advise the sea level for a vacation. You need a change of altitude, eo go to the mountains. Patient But doctor, you seem to forget that I've been living in a skycraper hoteL Town Topics. "We want a man for our information bu reau." eald the manager; "but he must be one who can. answer all sorts ot questions and not lose bis head." "That's me," replied the ap plicant. "I'm. the father of eight children-" New Yorker. "Here, here, caddie, what are you doing with that football suit on? Don't you know I'm going to play golf?" "Sure I do; but I caddled for you lost Summer, an.' I knowi how it feels when, a golf ball hits me Uurtead o da bunker Chicago Journal , v , mi -" fi s m