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Of course all have the same Jiatural right to strive after for tune and happiness, to self-preservation, to the free control of their persons and property, to resist oppression, to hold and express whatever opinions they please. But this isn't equality. On the contrary, all the conditions of inequality, and all its hard facts, exist in this state of things, beyond remedy or alleviation. The phrase, "All men are created equal," is one of those ab stractions, or idealities, by which men deceive themselves, or are deluded by others. There is legal equality, indeed, which is merely civil equality; by which Is meant the possession of equal rights In the sphere of law by all members of a given body politic This phase of equal ity is not challenged in any civilized state, and needs therefore no assertion. By political equality is meant an equal ity of right to share in the direction of public affairs, either by way of holding office, or by selecting those who do. But there is no state of society In which all persons have these privileges, on equal terms; for Inequality Is assumed at the outset, and particular qualifications are required both for civil and for military life. The state will not take It for granted that all men are created equal, and that labor, merit, character and ex perience are to count for nothing. Nor can any diffusion of political rights lead to an equal diffusion of po litical powers. As FItzjames Stephen says, in his "Liberty, Equality and Fra ternity": "Legislate how you will, es tablish universal suffrage, if you think proper as a law that never can be broken, and you are still as far as ever from equality. Political power has changed its shape but not its nature. The result of cutting it up into little Dlts Is simply that the man who can sweep the greatest number of them into one heap will govern the rest. The strongest man In some form or other will always rule. If the government is a military one. the qualities which make a man a great soldier will make him a ruler. If government Is a mon archy, the qualities which kings value in councillors, in generals, in adminis trators, will give power. In pure de mocracy the ruling irien will be wire pullers and their friends." And again: "To try to make men equal by altering social arrangements Is like trying to make cards of equal value by shuffling the pack. Men are fundamentally un equal; and this Inequality will show it self, arrange society as you like." Economic equality, or equality in pos session of articles of material value, Is as impossible. So likewise Is equality of opportunity to get good situations to work in; for employment in most cases goes largely by favor or Interest Look at It how one will or may, the assertion that "all men are created equal" becomes a phrase that all men know is not true, or true only in some ideal or sublimated way, of no partic ular practical value to any. It Is, how ever, a proper doctrine for revolution ary times, and In such times It had its origin. But it is not a maxim of gov ernment, nor of orderly society; never can be. The Hoqulam people, who subscribed $25 as an inducement for the late Taddy" McMahon to make a high dive on July 4 are undoubtedly satisfied with the expendrcwre. It was the ele ment of danger and the possibility of a fatal termination of the act that made the feat such a strong attraction, and, in catering to this desire for something out of the ordinary, McMahon certainly gave the crowd all that it was entitled to for the money. The fact that he did not live to enjoy the proceeds of his work Is in a measure deplorable, but in this respect he is no worse oft than some of the old-time gladiators who were "butchered to make a Roman holi day." A superficial comparison of his case with that of the afore-mentioned gladiators might lead one to infer that civilization had "been stalled on a slow train for & few thousand years. Closer scrutiny of the cases, however, reveals a material difference In the Induce ments offered McMahon as comDared with those held out to the old Romans. McMahon was to receive $25 for getting killed, while the Romans went to their fate without being bothered as to what they would do with the money in case they cheated death. FROM EXTREME TO EXTREME. In the latest Issue of his Commoner that of July 1 Mr. Bryan puts forth the following statement, in an editorial entitled "The Democratic Opportunity": If the Democratic party Is to have any standing in the campaign, it roust take a hold and aggressive position. Its platform utter ances must be clear and definite, and its in dictment of the Republican pojicies must he strong and emphatic The Presidential can didate must be a man with known opinions and a record that commits him to the people's side of public questions. The Republicans have -nominated a ticket that stands, and stands positively, for all that is bad; the Democratic ticket must 6tand positively for all that Is good. With Judgo Parker running on a cowardly, straddling platform, there would be no enthusiasm and no hope of victory. This day the Democratic Convention will assemble at St. Louis. Mr. Bryan Is on the ground, leading the delegation from his state. He has dominated the last two conventions cbmpletely, dic tated the platforms, and on both occa sions appropriated to himself the honor of the nomination. When, therefore, he says that the party now "must take a bold and aggressive position," avoid "a cowardly, straddling platform," and name a candidate whose "record com mits him to the people's side of public questions" that is to say, "if the party is to have any standing in the cam paign" his meaning is easily under stood. The new platform must contain the essential features of the last two, and the candidate must have a "record" known to the country. All this is leveled particularly and specially at Judge Parker, who has no political record, no principles or opin ions known to the country or for which anybody can vouch; and at those who' are trying Jo nominate him and to make a platform that will reverse or nullify the platform adopted at Kan sas City In 1896, and again at Chicago in 1900. Here is the critical point In the game at St. Louis. The candidacy .of Parker Is an effort to cut the party loose from its past, and to put it In such position that the business and property Interests of the country will no longer be af frighted, either by platform or candi date. To this end there is a direct bid or motion thereto to the favor of the great capitalistic combinations, sup posed to be hostile to President Roose velt, because of his action in sundry very important cases against them. But the "conservative" forces of the party this time will triumph. The party will abandon "the people's side of pub lic questions," in Bryan's phrase, and go over to "plutocracy." We shall see whether the radical change will make any difference In Its fortunes; or whether the country will not still hesi tate to Intrust direction of Its affairs to a party that turns now to one ex treme and again to the other. DOES MR. CLEVELAND TORGET? Mr. Cleveland, In his Fourth of July letter to Tammany, employed such part of his customary magniloquence as has not fallen wholly into innocuous desue tude to censure the "arrogance" of those who think the Republican party better for the country than the Demo cratic. He puts It In this way: Nor should It be forgotten that the fathers of the Republic delivered the results of their work unreservedly to the care and manage ment of all the people. Nothing can, there fore, be more startling, or can Indicate a greater reliance hy designing hypocrisy upon popular degeneracy, than the impudent asser tion by a political organization seeking to perpetuate Its ascendency, that none not with in its folds Is either competent or honest enough to be trusted with Governmental direc tion. Mr. Cleveland does not state the mat ter with his usual fairness. It Is not asserted anywhere that men of one party are more competent or more hon est than men of another party. But It Is asserted with great confidence, by great numbers, that the policy of one party Is better for the country than the policy of another. Mr. Cleveland himself is entitled to great respect for several acts in his ca reer, of capital value to the country. His services In maintenance of the gold standard were Immense. He forced his party (or a sufficient number of Its rep resentatives, joined with Republicans, to make a majority), to repeal the silver-purchase act. He cleared out the riotous strikers who had tied up the railroads at Chicago, Sacramento and other important points throughout the United States, and set the traffic of the country free. -He bought gold at ajcrlt Ical time, and prevented the threatened slump to the silver basis. Yet for these things and other things done by him his party denounced him and has been de nouncing him ever since. It was Indeed his own party's Intense disapproval of Mr. Cleveland's action that brought the forces of Bryanlsm Into control of the party; and then Mr. Cleveland himself, believing that his party was not "com petent or honest enough to be trusted with governmental direction" at least for the time drew away from it, refus ing to support its candlda'tes or its plat form. So after all, when the matter Is stated fairly. It isn't quite so "impudent" a thing to entertain the doubt about the Democratic party which Mr. Cleveland so indignantly resents. In "making up" with his party he ought to be somewhat more cautious In his state ments, and indulge a little retrospection and Introspection, too. Since he has shown such distrust of his party which his party has repaid with Interest may not others be excused for like distrust without provoking the weight of his ponderous rhetoric? CHANCE FOR A REAL REFORMER. Marlon County officials have In cus tody a man who has served two terms in the penitentiary and committed a crime for which he was arrested the third time shortly after his last dis charge from prison. It is far from probable that the three offenses of which he was convicted are the only ones he has committed. Prison officials do not hesitate to set him down as a hardened criminal who will repeat his crimes whenever he has an opportunity. What to do with men of this charac ter is one of the large problems of the time. All will agree that he should not be permitted to propagate his species, but it is doubtful whether we have ar rived at the stage of advancement where this can be declared and en forced by legislation. With little, if any, hope of accomplishing his refor mation, the first difficulty is to keep him confined so that society shall be protected. The statutory punishment for the crime of larceny, which seems J to be ilia failing, is & comparatively short term of imprisonment, after which he must be turned loose to repeat his offense, endangering even the lives of those whom he would rob. The whole question of handling criminals Is too large for any hasty determination. If some member of the Legislature Is ambitious to do something that will give his name a permanent place in the history of this state, he can attain the desired end by devising a system of punishment and restraint that will be a better protection to society and a more effective agency In the reformation of criminals. A careless superficial study of the subject and legislation based thereon would probably be of more harm than good. There are a number of members of the Legislature who are fitted by study, by native ability and by knowledge of affairs, to formulate laws of this kind. MISTAKE OF CAPITAL AND LABOR. The weekly commercial report state that business In New York for the last week in June was of smaller volume than for any oorrespomlhig period in many years. This report, except In de gree, 13 not dissimilar to those which have been coming from the metropolis for many weeks, and the banl- clearings statement for the first half year occa sions but little surprise In the poor showing it makes for New York. The clearings at that city, the financial headquarters of the New World, for the first six months of the year show a de cline of 14 per cent as compared with those for a corresponding period in 1903. For the same period the clearings for the rest of the United States show a de crease of but 4 per cent, and those of Oregon and Washington show a gain. These figures, which form an accurate reflex of the business of the country, prove that New York has not yet com pleted her course of drastic liquidation, on which she embarked when an awak ened speculative public abandoned the attempt to digest "undigestlble" securi ties. The present dullness, which is reflect ed so plainly in the bank statements, is due to the -Raiting attitude of the great mass of producers and consumers who have been caught between the upper millstone of combined capital and the nether millstone of combined labor. When the trust era began, a tide of prosperity was flooding strong all over the country, and the demand for many manufactured products exceeded the supply. This situation afforded an ex cellent opportunity for combinations of capital In order that the prices stimu lated by the remarkable demand could be forced to still higher figures. Then, as the prices on articles produced by the trusts increased, labor demanded a share of the higher profits that followed the economy of production and the sti fling of competition. This was particularly noticeable In the Iron and steel Industry, and labor encountered but little more difficulty In enforcing Its demands with the steel trust than the trust experienced in making the public pay higher prices for its products. In the end all of this re acted on the cost of production and caused a slackening In the consump tion. The flood tide of prosperity which had led many of the overcapitalized combinations "on to fortune" suddenly reached "high-water slack," and the In evitable ebb swept many promising trusts into bankruptcy and ruin. Those which remain are facing the problem of again getting their business back on a basis where the consumption will be Increased, and it is the serious nature of this problem that has made stocks of all kinds a drug on the market and frightened timid capital Into hiding. Capital is organized and labor Is or ganized, and neither is pleased with the prospect for a reduction of Its profits. Between these two great commercial forces He the millions of unorganized consumers, farmers and small trades men. The latter are demanding a re turn to the prices warranted by the law of supply and demand, unhampered by any unnatural combinations of either capital or labor. Their demands are slow in being recognized. Labor is making a fight for retention of high wages and capital Is holding out for high prices for its products. A notable Illustration of this strained condition Is shown In the market for pig Iron, a commodity too plentiful to be controlled by the trusts. This has fallen at Bir mingham from $25 per ton, the highest point reached during the boom, to $9.25 per ton, and steelmaklng Bessemer stock has declined from $21 per ton to $12 per ton at Pittsburg. And yet but a very slight reduction has been made In the manufactured product, nor will there be until both capital and labor make concessions. Hesitation on account of the Presi dential campaign Is frequently given as a cause for the unsatisfactory business situation In the East, but .the check upon domestic consumption due to ab normal prices Is a much more Import ant factor In the situation. This con sumption will not be Increased, and may show a further decrease, until cap ital and labor resume operations on a supply-and-demand basis. ENJOYMENT TOR FARMERS. The farmers' picnic Is rapidly becom ing one of the most important features of agricultural life In Eastern Oregon and Washington. Within the past month these Interesting affairs have been held at half a dozen different points east of the mountains. Thy supply something more than is implied by the word picnic, for, in addition to the pleasant social features of the meet ings, an opportunity Is offered for the exchange of views and the discussion of matters of general good to all engaged In the farming industry. At some of these meetings quite pretentious-displays of livestock are made, and pre miums are offered by local merchants In the towns near where the picnics are held. At one of these gatherings held near Pullman, Wash., last week, these premiums aggregated In value nearly $1000, the capital prize being a buggy valued at $115. This was offered for the best Individual milch cow of any age or breed, the test to be made by keep ing a record of the amount of milk and butter given by each cow each day dur ing the picnic. During the meeting ad dresses were made by professors from the Agricultural College and by others, and there were also sports and games. These periodical recreation days are distinguishing marks of the era of di versified farming that Is superseding the period in which a greater portion of Oregon and Washington's cultivated lands were devoted to wheat. With fa vorable climatic conditions the cereal grew, ripened, was harvested, threshed and sold without the necessity of the farmer exercising any great degree of ability. Careful preparation of the ground, of course., produced better re sults than were secured when careless, slipshod methods were followed; but the industry, as a whofet offered no such opportunity for the use of brains as is afforded by diversified farming. The discussion of this industry at the farm ers' picnic, together With the attendant social features, makes these affairs both profitable and pleasant, and they .should be encouraged. The wreck of the Wabash flyer was one of the sad catastrophes of the Fourth, of July in the Middle West. It Is the old story of a passenger train running at a high rate of speed Into an open switch, where it collided with a stationary freight train. The only ex planation offered is that the open switch was the work of vandals. While the Fourth of July spirit throughout the country verges upon lawlessness, one can scarcely conceive that, this extreme would be reached In the name of "sport." Still, when we are told that a cannon cracker was Ignited and thrown Into a crowd of women on Multnomah Field on the evening of the great day) where it exploded, set fire' to a thin dress worn by one of the women, and caused a panic for several minutes, we can hardly suppose that the person guilty of this outrage, with Its possible elements of death and disaster, would stay his hand when the spirit moved him If the "fun" for which he was look ing lay In a chance to turn a swlfch and wreck a passenger train. Wanton disregard of the rights, feelings and safety of the crowd has come to be characteristic of Americans of a certain grade on Independence day. It is not supposed, or imagined, of course, by any observant or serious person, that the noise and din of the Fourth of July are produced by any exuberance of patriotism, or by any patriotism at alL It is the spirit of noise, of licensed ruffianism, of mall clous mischief, tolerated on that day, In the name of patriotism, to which, I uuwevcr, it ueurs nu reiauun wuuicver. In any National emergency the persons who are foremost In making this clat ter would slink away out of sight, and you couldn't whip them up to the front with cat-o'-nlne tails. This thing will correct Itself after a while. But we shall "pass through many vicissitudes of untried being," first. Meantime so ber people and serious people and de cent people will have to grin and bear it. But the way we encourage or toler ate "Fourth of July observance" merely encourages hoodlumlsm. More passengers were saved by the lifeboats of the steamer Norge than were saved by the lifeboats of the steamer General Slocum, which burned In New York harbor about a month ago. This corroborates the opinion expressed by The Oregonlan at the time that the loss of life on the Slocum would have been much less had the accident hap pened in mid-ocean. The heroes of the Norge displayed some skill and much bravery In attempting to save the lives of their unfortunate passengers. Neither skill nor bravery were In evi dence on the General Slocum, and, had the Norge been In sight of such a fleet of tugs, steamers and launches as the General Slocum ran away from, her death roll would have been very light. Mr. Raisull, of Morocco, whose meth ods for raising money make the lock trick or the three-shell game nice and legitimate by comparison, is reported to be active again, and is collecting a following and stealing cattle just out side of Tangier. It is believed that the supply of Americans In that vicinity who are rich enough to be worth steal ing has been exhausted, and the next ransom required will be for a victim of some other nationality. The experience of foreign brigands with Miss El.en Stone and Mr. Perdlcarls has been so successful that there will undoubtedly be a liberal Increase in the number of captives taken before the end of the year. Fourth of July celebrations In the In land Empire were interrupted In a number of places by heavy downpours of rain. Ordinarily this would have been very disappointing to the patriots who gathered In honor of the day. This year, however, the rain was so badly needed in many sections that its ap pearance caused universal rejoicing, and, in adding thousands to the value of the growing crops, made full recom pense for all damage to the bunting and other Fourth of July finery. Further details of the wreck of the emigrant ship Norge merely add to the catastrophe. Through it all the officers of the Ill-fated vessel remained at their several posts of duty, and nearly all of them went down with the ship. It is gratifying to note, however, that Cap tain Gundel finally reached one of the lifeboats and Is among the saved. As an Illustration of how other excur sion steamers were equipped, It itt an nounced that 25,000 new life preservers have been put into service on New York vessels since the Slocum disaster, and from 1000 to 1500 preservers a day are being added to the number, all factories working overtime in a vain effort to keep pace with the demand. On August 19 there will be organized at Salem a State League of Postmasters of Fourth-Class Offices. We had al most said fourth-class postmasters, but this would be Incorrect, for many of those who occupy fourth-class offices are first-class postmasters. Here's wishing the new organization success. Rev. J. Whltcomb Brougher has found another highly moral section of a great city. The Whltechapel district, whither he hied himself when he first went to London, he foun.d In morals a pattern for some of our Western cities. A-namln of no names, of course. There are Innocents abroad. A partial list of Fourth of July cas ualties shows 42 dead au-i 1372 Injured. When the lockjaw returns are In It Is likely that the high standard of former years for a successful and patriotic celebration will be maintained. If the Democracy should finally de cide to declare for the gold standard, there Is a very satisfactory model on that subject in another St. Louis plat form. It will do for a starter. The Sultan of Turkey is reported to be golngjnsane. His subjects need not , worry, however, as a few American battleships never fall to bring him to his senses. Mr. Bryan need not remain without a home. He will find a "Welcome" sign over the door of the Springfield Conven tion. The Thibetans appear to have con cluded that it is better to be civilized THE FIRST FOURTH' OF JULY. American Magazine. Vol. HI, Boston, 1837. The Declaration of Independence was publicly proclaimed and celebrated In Bos ton on the 18th of July, 1776. A British officer, one of several who were prisoners on parole In Boston at the time, gives the following Interesting account of the occa sion: "On the 17th we each received a card from the Governor (sic) (Chairman Board of Selectmen (?) requesting the honor of his attendance at a specified hour on the morrow, In the 'Town Hall (Old State House). As rumors were already afloat touching the decided stand that had been taken at Philadelphia, we were not with out a suspicion as to the purport of this meeting, and we hesitated for awhile as to the propriety of giving the sanction of our countenance to a proceeding which we could not but regard as traitorous. Curi osity, however, got the better of scruples, which, to say the truth, were not very well founded; and it was resolved, after a brief consultation, that the Invitation ought f.o bo accepted. Accordingly, at the hour appointed we set out, arrayed In the full dress of our corps. As we passed through the town we found It thronged in all quarters with persons of every age and both sexes. All were in their holi day suits, every eyo beamed with delight and every tongue was In rapid motion. King street (State street), Queen street (Court street), and the other streets ad Joining the Council Chamber were lined with detachments of two battalions of In fantry, tolerably well equipped: while In front of the Jail (site of the old Court house on Court street?) a brigade of artil lery was drawn up, the gunners standing by their pieces with lighted matches; nor, to do them justice, was there any admix ture of insolence in the joy which seemed to pervade all classes. Whether long resi dence among them and the anxiety which we displayed never wantonly to offend their prejudices, had secured their esteem or whether they considered It beneath the dignity of a grave people standing In a position so critical to vent their spleen upon lndviduals entirely at their mercy, I do not know; but the marked respect with which we were treated, both by sol diers and civilians, could not be misun derstood. The very crowd opened a lane for us to the door of the hall and the troops gavo us as we mounted the steps the salute due officers of our rank. "On entering the hall we found it oc cupied by functionaries, military, civil and ecclesiastical; among whom the same good humor and excitement prevailed as among the people out of doors. They received us with great frankness and cordiality and allotted to us such stations as enabled us to witness the whole of the ceremony, which was a simple as the most repub lican taste could have desired. "Exactly as the clock struck 1 Colonel Craft, who occupied the chair, rose, and silence being obtained, read aloud the dec laration which announced to the world that the tie of allegiance and protection which had so long held Britain and her North American colonies together was forever separated. This being finished, the gentlemen stood up, and each, repeating the words as they were spoken by an of ficer, swore to uphold, at the sacrifice of life, the rights of his country. Meanwhile the town clerk read from a balcony the Declaration of Independence to the crowd; at the close of which a shout began In the hall, passed like an electric spark to the streets, which rang with loud huzzas, the slow and measured boom of cannon, and the rattle of musketry. The batteries on Fort Hill, Dorchester Neck, the Castle (Fort Independence), Nantasket and Long Island, each saluted with thirteen guns, the artillery in the town fired thirteen rounds, and the Infantry, scattered Into thirteen divisions, poured forth thirteen volleys, all corresponding to the number of states which formed the Union. What followed may hp described in a few words. There was a banquet In the Coun cil Chamber, where all the richer citizens appeared, where much wine was drunk and many appropriate toasts given. Large quantities of liquor were distributed among the crowd outside, whose patriot ism, of course, grew more and more warm at every draught; and when night closed In. the darkness was effectually dispelled by a general and what was termed then a splendid Illumination. I need not say that we neither joined, nor were expected to join, in any of the festivities. Having sufficiently gratified our curiosity, we re turned to our lodgings and passed the re mainder of the evening in a frame of mind such as our humiliating and irksome sit uation might be expected to produce. "G. B. R." Afraid of Carrie. Milwaukee Sentinel. President Roosevelt is commonly re garded as an absolutely fearless man, and has proved his courage on many and divers occasions. But it appears that there is one terror before which Mr. Roosevelt quails. He let slip that fact to a gathering of newspaper men at the executive office on the day of his nomination. "I hope," said the Presi dent, looking about anxiously as he passed eround a box of cigars when the glorious but not wholly unexpected news was flashed from Chicago, "I hope Carrie Nation won't hear of this." That Carrie Nation will hear of It must be set down to a clear breach of confi dence on the part of the recipients of the cigars. No doubt these gentlemen felt that their duty to their papers was paramount, and their chance discovery of the one thing tho President Is afraid of was certainly worth publishing. Mr. Roosevelt has faced many perils and trials without flinching. He has fought the battle of honest government against Tammany toughs and heelers In New York primaries; he has busted bronchos, roped steers, hunted b'ars, and catamounts, tackled bullies and bad men In the wild West; he has dealt firmly with White House bores and cranks, charged up San Juan hill, and faced a four-hour speech by Senator Morgan on the canal question; but when it comes to another encounter with the eloquent Am azon of the Sunflower state he frankly says, no more for him. To what use Mrs. Nation will put this disclosure of her dread power over the President re mains to be seen. Start of an Iowa Lawyer. Green Bag. An Iowa lawyer tells the following story of his first month's practice. He went Into a small country town and secured an office room. In front of which was placed the usual sign. Then he sat down and waited for his clients to appear, all the while feeling very much the dignity of his position. The day passed and no one called, and another, and another, until weeks went by and still there had been no client. One morning, however, he was at tha depot to attend upon the arjrval of the daily accommodation train, quite an im portant function of the town, when a handsome, well-dressed young lady ap proached and Inquired, "Is this Mr. Smith?" At once the feeling of Import ance returned, and In his blandest tone he replied: "It Is, madam. What can I do for you?" "Can you tell mo how much it will cost to send a sow and pigs down to the next station?" The "Local Option" Law. West Side Enterprise and.). In an interview with the West Side En terprise this week. Squire Farrar, a mem ber of the State Senate, Intimated that the next Legislature may take some ac tion on the local option law. While some members may feel a delicacy In dealing with a law placed on the statute books through the Initiative and referndum, Senator Farrar Indicates that he is not afraid to take some action on the local option law, for he "believes tho people did not voto understanding on It. He does not expect the Legislature to undertake to repeal the law outright, but thinks Jt might amend It In such a way that the referendum would again be invoked, and with a second vote Senator Farrar is of the opinion that Ideal option would lose overwhelmingly. 'TEMPERANCE" AND ABSTENTION New York Times. Mrs. Mary H. Hunt, a lady whose name we recall as somewhat prominently con nected with the work of tho Woman's Christian Temperance Union, announces a. rather startling conclusion as to the dis qualification of moderate drinkers to hold or express any opinions on the subject of alcoholic beverages. She Is quoted by the Hudson Register as saying: It eeems not to occur to the moderate drinker that he is not competent to lt In Judgment on any question connected with the beverage use of Intoxicants. As a Juror in a question of law of this nature ho would certainly be ruled out by any fair minded Judge. The distinguished German. Dr. Forel. says on this point: "As long as one drinks just one glass a month one feels the Irresistible need of excusing and de fending that glass, and unconsciously one becomes an advocate of the alcohol habit." If this view of the original and ac quired disqualification of tho strictly tem perate drinker of alcoholic beverages to sit In judgment on any question connected with the beverage use of intoxicants Is ac cepted, but two classes remain from which to make choice of competent jurors those who drink intemperately, i. e., the sots and "soaks," and those who eschew alco hol In every recognized form, and are the unconditional and possibly at times intem perate advocates of total abstinence for themselves and others, Mrs. Hunt and her friends and colleagues would certainly exclude the intemperate drinkers from the panel of eligible jurors. They would Insist that persons in this condition of mind and bddy are incapable of weighing evidence, and that their opinions are val ueless, since they would Inevitably defend their own course of conduct, being too far gone in mental decrepitude to recog nize its sinfulness. Hence, the only peo ple who are competent to pass judgment on the beverage use of intoxicants are those who never use them In that or any other way. The advocates of temperance would make more progress and do less harm If, instead of repelling the co-operation of the moderate drinkers, they would wel come and utilize It. However, as this would be regarded by them as a com promise with the "Demon Rum," and a. surrender of principle. It Is probably more than we can expect. The misfortune of their position Is that It deters so many wise men and women from co-operating with the movement for practical tempor. once. .Of course there may be, and doubt less are, many good business reasons why such, co-operation is not desired. But In view of the fact that such talk as we have quoted above brings the whole movement Into contempt and develops strong antagonisms where none should exist, its unwisdom is obvious. Navigation of the Dead Sea. Graphic. Since the earthquake in Palestine last April, some one circulated the story that the mouth of the River Jordan has been so affected by the shock that the level of the river had been altered to such an ex tent that at the place where the historic river goes Into Dead Sea there was now a waterfall of considerable depth and strength. This Is altogether false, and no change whatever has taken place at or near the mouth of the Jordan. The writer has just spent some days there, and made it his special business to Investigate this matter. Much has also appeared In periodicals about steamboats navigating the Dead Sea. This, too, is a fabrication. The only boat on the Dead Sea is a small sailing boat about 20 feet long. This boat makes trips as the wind allows, from the north end of the sea to the bay on the eastern side of the tongue that divides the water near the middle. Here at this terminus some Jews are lo cated. The whole concern Is, In fact, in the hands of the Jews, who, at a low rate, buy wheat and barley from the Arabs, to be delivered on the seashore. From there It is shipped to the Jericho side and car ried on donkeys to Jerusalem, where It finds a ready sale at a good price. When adverse winds blow, the little craft is in danger of being swamped, for the 6o-called Dead Sea becomes a living mass of waves. The writer recently spent four nights such as never will be forgotten- on these waters, and the smartness of the old man at the helm and his boy with the three salla saved us from being wrecked again and again. A charge of one mejedle (three shillings and four pence) a trip Is made for each passenger, and for such a unique voyage this is not exorbitant. There is some talk about a small steam tug being put on the sea, but tho authorities are loth to grant permis sion. It will be a great boon. If ever it does arrive, as it will bring the east and west sides of Jordan nearer to one an other for communication and trading pur poses. o Cause of Petty Dishonesty. London Saturday Review. The reason appears to be connected with an Imperfect development of honesty. O: rather, one might say It Is some evidence of want of Imagination. The falling may be compared to that of the man who holds his duties as a citizen lightly so far as re lates to his responsibility to the commu nity as a whole; and -thinks that the whole of life Is summed up In his relation to his family circle and himself. He falls to realize, to imagine, a wider entity than these. So in the case of our supposed rail way traveler or clubman. He cannot real ize or he disregards an entity which is not embodied in a distinct personality; some body he can see face to face. That which has not a physical body to be kicked or an Individual soul to be saved is with him equivalent to nonentity. This he will rob on the largo or the small scale, as It may happen; but he will certainly be quite ready to pilfer from It at every opportu nity. It cannot be said, however, that In all cases of this sort there Is an actual moral dishonesty. There Is nothing more curious than to observe the hold trifles often have on otherwise well-regulated minds. People who 6annot be suspected of avarice or disproportionate selfishness will be mean and penurious about trifles, though they may be generous In larger af fairs. The charge has frequently been made against women that they are pecu liarly liable to the fascination of trifles; that they desire them more eagerly than men; and especially that they are Indiffer ent to the law of meum and tuum In small things. But perhaps if there is any real difference It Is that they are franker about their little manipulations and less accus tomed to conceal them. They have been treated In the past as pretty things, but terflies not to be held responsible, or as entirely unreasoning menials. Naturally they haye taken their lords at their word. The White Rose. Sent by a Torklsh Lover to His Lancustrlan Mistress. Anon. If this fair rose offend thy sight. Placed in thy bosom bare, Twill blush to And itself less white And turn Lancastrian there. But If thy ruby Up it spy, As kiss It thou mayst deign, With envy pale 'twill lose Its dye, And Torklsh turn again. Fairy Song. John Keats. Bhed no tear! O shed no tear! The flower will bloom another year. Weep no more! O weep no more! Young buds .sleep In the root's white core. Dry your eyes! 'O dry your eyea! For I was taught In Paradise To ease my breast of melodies,- Shed no tear,. Overhead! look overhead! Mong the blossoms white an fed, Look up, look up! I flutter now On this flush pomegranate bough. .. See mej 'tis this silvery hill Ever cures the good man's ill. Shed no tear! O shed no' tear! The flower will bloom, another year. Adieu, adieu I fly adieu! I vanish in, the heaven's blue, -Adieu adlsul NOTE ANDC0MMENTi- Society Is Hard. "Uncle Joe" Cannon tells of the tribu lations of a Congressman from the West, out for re-election, whose wife craved so cial 'honors, says the New York Times. It appears that the statesman referred to was a man of very plain habits, little given to the frivolities of the smart set: but In some way his spouse managed to convince him that his re-election depended In a large measure upon his taking a more prominent part In "society." So the West erner energetically set about to meet his wife's views. But It went hard with him, and finally, he despaired of ever becoming anything like a society man. "One day," says Mr. Cannon, "he came to me in great distress. 'I'll be hanged If I'm not getting sick of it,' said he. 'The social game has got me goln good, for sure. But what makes me mad is that I should be trying to make good a bluff like this when I haven't mastered one of the fundamental ideas of the scheme.' " 'And what is that fundamental Idea?' I asked. ' 'Simply this, replied the candidate for re-election, 'the fundamental Idea in order to be a society man Is, as I figure it, to be able to talk while you eat. Now. It's abso lutely ridiculous In a man like me trying to make any one believe he Is a society man. When I talk I have to stop eating, and when I eat I have to stop talking. It's no use,' he added, dejectedly, Til never make a society man.' " Roosevelt Is the first President to be born In a city. How Is that for the farm? Japan, it is eald, has a Young Men's Buddhist Association on the linos of the Y. M. C. A. More Oriental adaptability. The best thing that could be done with Raisull would be to make him Sultan of Morocco. He would be assassinated quicker in that position than any other. A horse named Bad News won a race In Chicago recently. Like Vanderbllfs Hard Bolled Egg motor boat, which can't bo beat, the horse Is not badly named, on the strength of the proverb that bad news travels fast. At last a New York flat building Is to be erected for the use of families with babies. Special rooms are provided for the storage of baby carriages, and netting will prevent the youngsters from falling out of the windows or down the stair wells. This will be a hard blow to the comic papers, which have found the baby less flat a fruitful source of amusement. A traveling salesman, says to the Now York Press: "Surely there is nothing new under the sun, and your tale of the Iron cow Is proof. Last year, while going through Guaqulto, near Santlpec, selling smoked glasses to natives through which to view the eclipses, an exiled American inventor showed me a mechanical cow which was fastened to a shaft in such a way that It ran around in a circle at a fearful rate. The result, by reason of cen trifugal laws, was that the outside teats furnished cream! and the Inside ones the unadulterated lacteal fluid." Georgia surely must be devoted to base ball. Here is what a late Issue of the Augusta Chronicle has to say: Tou could do almost anything you want at an Augusta baseball game. There's the preacher and the congregation you could have service. There Is the Judge and the jury and the lawyers you could hold court There are the editors and reporters you could get out a newspaper. There are the young men and the beautiful girls you could have a "party." There Is the Demo crat and Republican you could have a difficulty. There Is the umpire and the kicker you could have a prizefight. There are the bleachers you could have a town meeting. Mrs. Dore Lyon, of tho National Fed eration of Women's Clubs, was talking about the servant question to a reporter from the New York Tribune. "A maid at my hotel." said Mrs. Lyon, "told me last night a new servant-girl story. She said that a St. Louis woman engaged a new servant and gave her a number of instructions about her duties. In conclusion she eald: " 'And, Hannah, we have breakfast at 8 o'clock.' " 'Very well, mum, Hannah answered. 'If I'm not down by that time don't wait for me." " Representative Sheppard, of West 'Vir ginia, has a constituent up in the moun tainous country of his district who has a queer idea of the range of perquisites that members of Congress have at their dis posal, eays the Pittsburg Dispatch. Mr. Sheppard nourishes the conviction that If the Government distribution of seeds Is continued statesmen will be transposed into eeedmen. and that some legislative knight on whose shield is blazoned a radish in its glory, or a turnip In repose, will Introduce a resolution to oust tho American eagle from the mace and sup plant It with a package of vegetable seed as the supreme emblem of tho genius, character and principal occupation of American statesmanship. The gentle mis sive that atlrred this outburst of sarcasm, uttered with all the formality of a politi cal panegyric on tho floor of the Lower House of Congress, was as follows: "Der Sir I wish you would send me the seed and other things I mention below one peck of some good early corn, 1 bu. of cotton seed and some good sorghum seed and a union suit of clothes, a coat 38 In elze and pants 33-3-1 and anything else you are a mind to have sent me. I need all these things, wlch the same will, be gladly received." i m i OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. Belle Aren't they nouveau riche? Louise Gracious, yes! The father started with only ten millions. Princeton Tiger. Hewitt I'm always happy when I'm smok ing a good cigar. Jewltt Tou expect your friends to contribute too much to your happl. ness. Town and Country. Wife Did you notice how full of his subject our pastor was this morning? Husband Yes; and I also noticed how slow he wa8 In empty ing himself of It. Chicago Dally News. "I pity the man who can't learn something from bis own mistakes. Now. that's one thing I can do," said Bragg. "Ah! You're always learning something then, aren't you?" replied Knox. Philadelphia Ledger. "One of the carpenters who Is working on my new house drove 123 nails in one minute yesterday afternoon. "Hush! Don't let the police hear about IU They'll arrest him for fast driving." Cleveland Leader. Fathet You're always wanting more money. Now, I was always satisfied with the very email allowance my father gave me. Son Teen he would have been foolish to have Increased It. Now, with me the case la different," Chi cago Dally News. "You look hot." said Slnnlck. "One would think you had been running "a race." "Well," replied Falker, the reporter, "I have been chasing around today, for a fact." "For a fact? What possible use could you have for a fact ?" Catholic Standard, "Oh, George," sighed the romantic girl, "I wish you were like the old-time knights;1 I wish you'd do something brave to show your loye for me." "Gracious!" cried her flnace. "haven't I agreed to marry you, and me oaly getting 820 a weekr Philadelphia Prsa. Nf I 1