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Wheatley. 83 Stevenson; Hotel Francis News Stand. Washington, D. C. Ed Brlnkman, Fourth and Pacific Ave.. N. W.; Ebbltt House News Stand. TESTERDAY'S WEATHER Maximum tem perature, 6G deg.; minimum, 54. Precipitation, a. trace. TODAY'S WEATHER Partly cloudy, with possibly showers in the early morning; warmer; westerly winds. PORTLAND, FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 1904. IT WAS HONORABLY DONE. In its comment on the election in Ore con the Democratic New York "World says: "On the Pacific Slope the Isth mian Canal Is so popular that no com plaint is made as to the means em ployed to secure the end." This Is an techo of that assertion so loudly made last Winter that President Roosevelt, by recognition of the independence of Panama, and then by proceeding to ne gotiation with Panama for the right to construct the canal, was guilty of Wrong towards Colombia. It was on this assumption that Sena tor Gorman led the assault on the Ad ministration last December. He said the Democratic Senators were numer ous -enough to defeat the ratification of the treaty with Panama, and they would defeat it On this great Issue of international Justice there would be found "no White House Democratic Senators." What had been done, he de clared, made honest men ashamed of their country. Many Journals of the East, overburdened with conscience, or assuming a virtue, threw in the weight of their bitterest criticism against the President. By all these the canal was lost sight of completely. What was the canal, they exclaimed, that it should be set in the scale against our honor and Justice as a Nation? For a time the facts were overlooked or neglected. It was forgotten that Co lombia had made a negotiation through her representatives which she had af terwards refused to ratify because her greedy corruptlonists had conceived there was a chance to "hold up" the United States for more money. The secession of Panama was a fact they had not counted on at all. But Panama, tired of being plundered by the Junta at Bogota, and wanting the canal, de clared her independence, and the United States was in position on the isthmus, through treaty, to keep the peace on the line of the railroad and prevent In terruption of traffic Following recog nition of the independence of Panama by the United States was similar rec ognition by the principal nations of the earth; and the American people, want ing the canal, and ready to' pay for the concession in full, according to the ne gotiation with Colombia, were in no humor to brook obstruction. The Dem ocratic Senators soon began to compre hend the situation. Gorman's project of opposition failed, and a' large portion of the Democratic Senators came to support of the treaty with Panama, which had been denounced as a scheme of iniquity shameful to the United States. This ended it The intention had been to manufacture a great issue, on which "men of conscience" might appeal to the country against the Ad ministration. It was poor fiction, in deed. The bottom fell out of it at the first touch. The United States acquired the right to construct the canal, ac quired the right honorably, and paid Panama the whole sum that was to have been paid to Colombia. It was solely through her own perfidy and greed that the latter lost the advantage. Nothing was wrong, therefore, with the means or methods by which we have obtained the right to construct the Panama CanaL The act lies on no body's conscience not even on the con science of those who profess tenderness about 1L Such professions of spurious virtue might as well be shunted into that limbo of vanities that has en gulfed so many attempts to make fic titious issues, during years past, for a discredited party. An organization has been formed in England known as the Ambidextral Culture Society, the object of which is to demonstrate the practicability of do ing two things well at the same time. It is held to be both proper and advan tageous to prepare and qualify children for the execution of two-handed work, and more especially of two-handed writing in their school life. The Med ical Record, commenting upon the lost power, as the machinist would say, that results from the almost universal lack of dexterity with the left hand, says that there would seem to be no valid reason why the left hand should not, at any rate, be put to far greater use than is at present the case, adding: "The comparative lack of skill in the left hand is frequently a source of discom fort and even of loss to the individual." This Is probably true, but theorists on "ambidexterity" could, no doubt, be given many points in practical effort in this line by parents who have striven faithfully, as a matter of duty, to cor rect what they conceived to be the in firmity and awkwardness of left-handed children. Nature exhibits a stubborn ness in this matter that persistence may thwart to some extent, but cannot entirely overcome. OXNARD FOB SENATOR. Henry T. Oxnard, the beet-sugar magnate, has come out for Senator in California to succeed Bard, and a dis patch from Los Angeles says he is as good as elected. The Oregonlan has never sympathized with the course of Mr. Oxnard on the tariff question or In reference to Cuba; but for all that the menace to our institutions involved in Mr. Oxnard's candidacy does not. seem so grievous as it has been regarded in some quarters. Mr. Oxnard would doubtless make a very good "Senator. At any rate, it will be Interesting for California to try the experiment of put ting a man in the Senate for once with power to do things. Nobody can deny that Mr. Oxnard. can represent bis state with ability. In force of character and resourcefulness he Is hardly surpassed in the Senate. He is a university (Harvard) man and a lifelong friend of Roosevelt. Allison and Lodge. Beet sugar will not always be an Issue In our politics; neither will Cuba. Mr. Oxnard has doubtless done no more for the sugar beet than Deer lng has done for Implements or Springer for wool and hides. It is noth ing against Mr. Oxnard that he has looked after his own business with fidelity and skill. On general principles he is right about reciprocity being a humbug; and the sugar beet is precisely in the same case with Oregon wool and prunes. We do not hear any- great amount of talk about forcing through the reciprocity treaties with France and the Argentine. What Is the use of grumbling every time a man of Mr., Oxnard's brains and force of character proposes to enter politics, when the common complaint Is that the ablest talents are being with drawn from public life into private business? The principal expression of our National life now is and for a long time must be its industrial aspect; and what we need Is men of force and prac tical acumen to order our policies wise ly and carry them out with firmness. One man like Oxnard in the Seante is worth more to the Pacific Coast than half a dozen false alarms like Bard. What we want is results, and the only way to get them Is to send the men to Washington with efficiency and power. It is objected that Oxnard Is rich. That Is a very familiar cry these days. One would suppose that the prime qualification for Senatorial fitness is failure all along the line, a poverty stricken wardrobe and an appetite un satisfied. Some of us are apparently incapable of comprehending that the man who has won an 'enviable position for himself in business, in society and in affairs is precisely the man best fit ted to win distinction and, signal serv ice for his state, his section and the Nation at large. The Oregonlan confesses to a growing weariness of highbinder statesmanship. What ails our public opinion as much as anything else today is an idiotic, cra ven sort of resentment against the effi cient man in every walk of life. This is the basis of a great deal of popular agi tation against railroads and manufac turers "and successful political leaders. It Is closely akin to the demand of so cialism for a general evening up of pos sessions and privileges all along the line, a division of wealth among the idle and of power among the weak. It is un-American and unmanly. AMERICA'S OLD NEWSPAPERS. Announcement that the Worcester (Mass.) Spy, a newspaper whose exist ence began before the American Revo lution, has suspended and will be pub lished no more, is an incident in the history of American journalism that de serves passing notice. Publication of this newspaper began at Boston. The first number appeared March 7, 177L It was a folio, four col umns In a page. It bore the name "Massachusetts Spy," In large German text, engraved on type metal between two cuts. The device of the cut on one side was the Goddess of Liberty sitting near a pedestal, on which was placed a scroll, a part of which, with the word "Spy" on it, lay over on one side of the pedestal, on which the right arm of Liberty rested. The device on the other was two infants making selec tions from a basket filled with flowers and bearing this motto "They Cull the Choicest." The Imprint "Boston: Print ed and Published by Isaiah Thomas, in Union street, near the Market, where advertisements are taken in." The po litical feeling that preceded the Revolu tion and led up to Independence was running, high, and the paper was on the side of the colonists; yet many com munications were printed from those who upheld the royal prerogative. But as lines became drawn moe tightly and the Spy appealed with Increasing earn estness and force to the "Whigs," the "Tories" denounced the paper and quit ted it. It then soon became a thorn in the flesh of British administration. In July, 1774, during the operation of the Boston port bill, one of the measures that precipitated the Revolution, a new political device appeared In the title of the paper1 a snake and a dragon. The dragon represented Great Britain; the snake the colonies. The snake was di vided into nine parts, for the number of the colonies, counting New England as one and omitting Delaware; each part bearing the name of the colony repre sented. The head and tails were sup plied with stings for defense against the dragon, which appeared in furious attitude, as if about to strike. Over the several parts of the snake was this motto. In large letters: "Join or Die." Such a paper could not but receive the attention of the British authorities, and the publisher was notified. He fled to Worcester, taking his little "plant" with him, and two weeks after the bat tle of Lexington issued the paper at Worcester, where It was continued to the present time. The decease of so old a paper, with such a history, is an event worthy of special notice. It was not, however, the oldest news paper In the United States, published down to our time, without change of name. That honor belongs to the New port (Rhode Island) Mercury, which was started In the year 175S. Another, older than the Worcester Spy, Is the Hartford Courant. first published In De cember, 17G4. The Saturday Evening Post, of Philadelphia, claims to have been founded in 1728, by Benjamin Franklin. This claim Is based on the fact of its succession to the Pennsyl vania Gazette, which, however, was started by Hugh Meredith, with whom a little later Franklin became associ ated. Meredith and Franklin separat ed in 17S2, and in 1747 Franklin accepted David Hall as a partner. The paper then bore the imprint "By B. Frank lin, Postmaster, and.D.'HalL"- After? some years Franklin became engaged otherwise, and the paper was suspended for a time, but was revived in 1765c with the name of David Hall only. Oc cupation of Philadelphia by the British during the Revolution again caused its suspension, but on the departure of the British publication wasrecommenced. It was many years later when, through successive transformations, it became the modem Saturday Evening Post. The oldest newspaper In our Southern States is the Augusta (Georgia) Chroni cle. It was started In 1786, and' lias been published continuously ever since. Its present publisher Is S. A. Cabaniss, who was In Oregon with the Southern Press Association last year. Many newspapers- were started In various parts of the South before the Augusta Chronicle, but It is the oldest one that has held out under the same name. DO NT MONKEY WITH THE FLAG. In these Colorado outbreaks the or ganized labor of the United States may discover, if it is clearsighted, the great est danger that It has to fear from the American people. It is an old story, but the country has waited patiently but In vain for the outcry of unionism against the outrages of unionism. We hear perfunctory disapproval by union officials of deeds of violence and assev erations that unionism Is not to blame for such outrages, but we do not hear from union men as a class that right eous Indignation against union authors of riot and'Tnurder which the patriot has the right to expect from the patriot Why doesn't the orderly union man share the orderly nonunion man's hatred of union rioters? If you could get at the secret thought of the orderly union man it would doubtless be some thing like this: This man is a mur derer, It Is true; but he Is a member of my union or federation. He is an ally of mine in the fight with capital. Hence, while I deprecate his judgment, I sympathize with his sense of injus tice; I recall that he may have had provocation; I study up and emphasize the mistakes and wrongs made by the mlneowners and by Governor Peabody; I realize that these union miners have done wrong, but I cannot forget that they are also members of my Industrial order. Companions in arms in the camp of organized labor, I .cannot feel toward them as I would toward a Plnkerton who. should wantonly dyna mite a carload of union miners. We have no intention at this time either to Sommend or condemn this sen timent; we forbear even to assert that It is held by any considerable body of union men. We merely design to warn the organized labor of the United Stat es" that any such course as this Is fooling with a powder magazine. What caused the anti-Masonic craze of seventy-five years ago? It was the belief that Ma sonsheld some secret obligation superior to their country's laws. What caused the A. P. A. excitement of ten years ago? It was the belief that Catholics had some religious fealty higher than fealty to the state. What Is the secret of the anti-Mormon fury? It Is the be lief that the Mormon oath takes prece dence of the affiant's patriotic obliga tion. He Is a" member of my lodge, he Is a member of my church, he Is a member of my union, Is a saying that must never be allowed to carry to -the average American the implication that It means these ties take precedence over patriotic ties. What beat Mr. Courteney for the State Senate? It was the fear that he had put something else before the flag. The fear seems to have been unfounded in fact; so was the anti-Masonic craze and so was the A. P. A. fury; but peo ple will not take a chance- on that sort of thing. They want to be sure. The expression of it may be misguided, but at bottom the instinct is sound. Don't monkey with the flag) boys. Malarkey 11,000, Courteney 6600. SHIPS ON THE ROCKS. Everybody concerned seems to think It Is of the last importance to find out Whether "Caesar" 'Young killed himself In the cab with "Nan" Pattersoh or whether the woman herself fired the fatal shot The fact Is. this point Is of little consequence. All the essential elements of the occurrence are done with. Whether the woman dies in prison or in the slums in a few years does not greatly matter. All that any body needs to know is that Young suf fered himself to be drawn into an ir regular connection, and in the effort to escape when he realized his extremity, he perished miserably as the forfeit of his folly and sin. Sexual Irregularity Is only one of the rocks of physical Indulgence on, which men voluntarily go to shipwreck. They can't measure the pleasure by the In evitable pains. They hear the siren sing and they resolve to forget about the reefs. Not but that the song Is at tractive enough in its way. No doubt it is, or the temptation would be futile and virtue a mere matter of course. The opium dream is described as the most pleasurable sensation to which the brain can be treated. To sit late. "drinking late, with my bosom cro nies," appealed to so spiritual a nature as Charles Lamb. The fascination of the gaming table Is one that to many minds transcends all other joys. Gay enough Is the life of the chorus girl, with merry companions and wine sup pers, until the downhill rush begins to misery and death. And so it is fair to suppose that Young enjoyed himself with the Patter son woman. There he found his "affln Ity." She was smarter than Mrs. Young, more sympathetic, more head fofbuslness, more for a good time, more affectionate. He bought these vanishing delights with the awful price of reputation, domestic peace, his wife's happiness and in the end his life. That is the regulation course laid out for this sort of business. It is followed with painful monotony whether In double lives at Philadelphia or double scandals at Buffalo, blackmail in New York or Los Angeles. The man who wants to die right must live right Young prob ably would act differently if he had it to do over again. And yet perhaps not He had no reason to expect any other result than this when he steered his ship toward the' rocky isles In hope of safe anchorage on the sunken reefs. ILLITERATE GENERALS. The "illiterate General" is made the subject of a recent communication to the New York Sun reciting the exploits of the Confederate Lleutenant-General N. B. Forrest Altogether too much is made of the so-called "illiteracy" of General Forrest He could read and write; he was.a man of business train Ing and experience; he was, of course, not a man of scholastic culture, but he was a man of high intelligence, was a man of strong taste for good reading. had a large fund of general Informa tion and a remarkable knowledge of men; was a very fine conversationalist and a very Impressive public speaker. Napoleon said: "In" war men are noth ing; a man is everything." Napoleon knew this because four out of six of his great lieutenants were men of the Forrest stamp, men who could not spell correctly nor express themselves gram matically and had no knowledge of books of military strategy or tactics. Massena was a common sailor before he was a common soldier; he was a very Illiterate man, of vulgar avarice and all the vices of the military bar racks, and yet he was the greatest mili tary genius, tested by independent command, of all Napoleon's Marshals. Lannes, Ney and Lefebre were quite as illiterate as Massena. Murat was a stable boy in his youth, and yet he was the greatest cavalry commander In Eu rope". None of Napoleon's great Mar shals were men of superior scholastic attainments. Napoleon himself could not spell correctly nor write grammat ically. Davoust was his fellow-student at Brlenne. Berthler was a man of good education, but he had no military ability; Bernadotte, Marmont, were men of fair education, but Soult with less education, was a better soldier. Oudinot and Victor had a fair educa tion, but they were not better soldiers than Macdonald and Mortler, who had small scholastic acquirements. "Van damme was a rough Alsatian grenadier, like Ney, Kellerman and Kleber. -In other armies Kreat soldiers have been Illiterate. Flzarro couid not write his ow.n name. Washington spelled-badly and his grammar was disreputable. Marlborough was no more of a scholar than Washington. Suwarrow, the great Russian soldier, was as illiterate as Massena. There Is nothing remarkable in this, for when a man of native military gen ius can .read and write It Is not essen tial to his success In war that he should be a man of scholastic culture. Crom well knew no more of the art of war by reading and study than did Massena; neither did Marlborough, who learned his trade In the field of the great French Marshal Turenne. Greene and Arnold, the ablest lieutenants of Washington, never read a military book of scientific quality, and were doubtless as Illiterate In this respect as Forrest There Is nothing remarkable in the fact of For rest's illiteracy, for the majority of able soldiers have been Illiterate. Sir Will lam F. Napier, author of the most elo quent military book in the language, says that when Waterloo was fought he was so Ignorant of scholastic culture that he could hardly write an ordinary letter; that he spent five years In hard study after 1816 to fit himself to write a military book In decently correct English. And -yet this man made him self the most eloquent military writer in the literature of his native land. The trouble in some of the mining districts of. Colorado is very similar to that a few years ago at Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Many of the men who were driven out of Idaho by Governor Steun enberg's drastic methods went to Colo rado, where they have been acting as they acted In Idaho. The dynamite and other terrible outrages are of the same kind. Retaliation upon the unions in the Cripple Creek district is the answer naturally to be expected. Now, the edict goes forth that the unions there are not to be allowed to exist In the district Of course this cannot be a permanent policy, though probably It will be enforced for a time. Such hor rible outrages as have been committed there murder rampant, men blown to pieces by dozens and great properties wrecked cannot be permitted to con tinue. The conflict has now proceeded so far thaUreturn of the miners to sane temper and methods is the first requi slte.to peace. Public Opinion sees in the spirit of the National Association of Manufac turers, held at Pittsburg recently, signs of lessening strife between capital and labor. It is cited in support of this estimate that the address of President Parry at New Orleans last year was interpreted as a call of employers to arms against employes, while this year It was mild and conciliatory. "Our pol icy," he said, "Is not one of aggression, but of defense. High wages may be a blessing. Employers want a loyal and contented body of workmen, and the average employer will yield a g&od deal in order to have such employes." On one point, however, Mr. Parry was firm. He stands now as then for the "open shop," as elementary justice to every man who works for a living. Dr. Supan, a scholarly German with a head for statistics in a recent work gives tables showing the total area. number of inhabitants and density of population on each of the principal di visions vof the world's surface. As shown by his exhaustive array of fig ures, the grand total of the world's population Is 1,503,300,000. Before the magnitude of these figures imagina tion's utmost stretch is lost In wonder. To come down to a matter much talked about but little understood, there Is not in this stupendous array of numbers' much cause, for worry over the possi bility of "race suicide." A man who, while intoxicated, killed his . son a few years ago In Marion County, escaped the gallows and was sentenced to the Penitentiary for life, has been pardoned on condition that he will not in future molest his family in any way. The man is paralyzed, and there appears to be just grounds for the hope that he will not live long. These are features of the case that perhaps justify the Governor in pardoning this criminal. Certainly If they were absent his release from the penalty Imposed for his most ' unnatural crime would have been without justification. Dr. W. H. Saylor, whose funeral took place yesterday from Taylor-Street Methodist Episcopal Church, was for many years a man highly useful and greatly honored In his profession. His residence In Oregon covered a period of more than half a century. His success In his calling proved the care, earnest ness and ability which he brought to it A much wider circle than that formed by his family and personal friends will miss him and deplore his absence. Oregon City officials have decided to raffle a lot donated to the city for the purpose of securing money to build a road in the South End. The Idea is an original one, and in this respect resem- bles .one evolved some years ago for raising money to fence a graveyard near that city by giving dancing par ties. It may be added that the grave yard was fenced. Doubtless also the road will be built PINGREE STATU.E A FAILURE. Detroit Journal. The artists of the city are said to be pleased with the Schwarz statue of the late Hazen S. Plngree,' which has just been " unelveled in Grand Circus Park. This, we suppose, -must be assumed as- conclusive .evidence., that the -work is neither very good nor very bad unless that which is not very good In art must of necessity belong to the other classifi cation.. In other words, it Is to be as sumed, from this verdict that the best sort of premises are laid down for arguing that the thing Is. mediocre. And mediocre It Is. Hero it is Friday and it was unveiled Monday, and none of the artists or critics of the town has flown to. the press to damn the bright. new figure that sits In its chair as yet untarnished of rain or wind. There would be some hope for it if they had. The truth of the matter is that the longer one looks at -it the less impelled one Is to take the trouble either to damn or praise. Is it within the power of a sculptor to make an Impressive statue of a pussy man.? No question could be more Irrele vant Art has nothing to do with dimen sions, and but little with actual propor tions. A form of expression, Its sole con cern is as to the message which it con veys. What a homely man Horace Greeley was! What a homelier man Peter Coop er! What a still homelier man Abraham Lincoln was! Embodiments of the ad jective in Its comparative degrees were these three homely, homelier, homeliest And-still the three most famous portrait statues In America are the statues of these three men. Others there are that are admired the equestrian statue of Sherman at Washington, but recently erected,, and therefore less familiar to the country, a statue of La Fayette at Burlington. Vt, a statue of Henry Ward Beecher In Brooklyn but these three of the newspaper man, the philanthropist and liberator arc the best known. New Yorkers smile when the atten tion of the stranger is drawn from the great bustle of Park Row to the humped-up figure that sprawls in a chair just above their heads. He smiles more broadly, when there is insistence on making tho acquaintance of a rug-, ged old face and shabby figure that sits perpetually outsido of tho Cooper building to extend a hope to the dis couraged and prove the apotheosis of unpretentious virtues and common place traits. The Chicagoan is proud when the stranger, idling through the artiflclalties of a city park, shows evi dences of the tremendous impression made when he catches sight of the tall, gaunt form and patient face of one who stands awkwardly fingering at the la pel cf his coat a Lincoln that startles in its bronze ugliness and bronze ef fectiveness. The three statues have been called a "triumph of art over unpromising material." They are not merely the statues of men who have lived. Th'ey are statues that are alive, bronze men with very human traits, and who show the effects of contact with a rough world. One who had never heard of Greeley or Cooper or Lincoln would turn to look at them, just as he would turn to look at a man of striking ap pearance In a crowd. Mr. Plngree was not as great a man as any one of these three, but what a.Jniraan old fellow he was. Therein lies "the secret of the power he gained and the admiration he drew. How weak he was in his weaknesses, how crotch etty in his crotchets, how strong ' In his strength; what a furious man when the fury of his temper was let loose. What finer or more Inspiring subject could a sculptor have than this tem pestuous but soft-hearted old Gover nor, who starved at Andersonvllle, who fought his way up from poverty to af fluence, who battled, strong-headed. against almost unbelievable odds until he wrested from his enemies the place of supreme power among two' millions and a half of people? And with such a subject, it is asked, has the waist-line been -Idealized? Who cares? Is the statue in the park the statue of this fighting Plngree we knew? Has the sculptor given back to us our old storming Governor? That Is the ques tion. It Is certainly not Plngree in his milder moments, nor our old, defiant Plngree In his moments of Irresistible energy and his gusts of Homeric an ger. It looks a little lixe the dead Governor, but like hirw wpen suffering by no means uncomplainingly the an noyance of minor ailments. As a matter of fact the bronze Pln gree, with a pained look on his face, perched up In the stiff chair, is a rep lica, not of the Plngree that fought and tolled tremendously and raged, but of the Plngree that on the occasion of some public function at which his po sition required his presence, used to sit up In disgust on, the platform won dering In audible soliloquy why in hell this damned thing didn't let out, any way. Mr. Baer Again. Chicago Trloune. President Baer, of the Reading Coal & Iron Company, said to the lawyer who was Interrogating him: "We shall hold up the price of coal just as long as the people will pay It You sell your legal services the same way, 1 presume." That would have been a fair retort if the conditions had been the same. The lawyer has a right to sell his s6rvlces for all he can get for them. If clients do not like his prices they can go to somebody else. 1 The individual producer, whether he be a farmer, a manufacturer of shoes or steel rails, or the owner of a coal mine, has a legal right to put what price he pleases on his products, even though It be eo high that nobody can touch them. He has a right to charge all that the con sumer can be made to pay. He may be a skinflint, but he Is wthln his legal rights. So when Mr. Baer says It is the rule of the mining company at whose head divine Providence has been pleased to put him to "charge all the traffic will bear." he Is enunciating the rule which governs all who have good3 gr services to sell.. The company does not sell Its coal at a price fixed by itself alone, but at a price agreed on by all the coal companies, or the railroads which own them. It Is a combine, a trust which determines the price at which the coal mined by Mr. Baer's company shall be sold. That combine exists In violation of law. It breaks the law every time It establishes a uniform and high price for the product of all the mines. Whoever needs hard coal must pay the trust's price for it or go without He who wishes to retain a par ticular lawyer but cannot pay his price can get legal assistance elsewhere. That Is why Mr. Baer's answer was not to the point The Promotion of Honesty. Chicago Tribune. The Massachusetts Legislature has passed a bill to promote honesty among the employes of private Individuals and corporations. A New York State Senator says: "I regret deeply to say that franchise grab bing Is rampant In the State Legislature." That Is true of other states. As long as honest Legislatures cannot be elected, why try to reform cooks? Over Hill, Over Dale. William Shakespeare. Over hill, over dale. Thorough bush, thorough brier. Over park, over pale. Thorough flood, thorough Are, I do wander everywhere, , Swifter than the moon's sphere; And I serve the fairy queen. To dew her orbs upon the green: The cowslips tall her pensioners be; In their gold coats spots you see; Those be rubles, fairy favours, In those freckles live their savours: I must go seek some dewdropa here. And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear. GOOD WORK JN WAR NEWS. New Orleans Times-Democrat The newspaper press of the world has never perhaps had so difficult or so ex pensive a problem to face as is presented today in gathering the hews of tho Russo Japanese War. . It is scarcely necessary to recapitulate the almost Insurmount able difficulties in the way of getting early and authentic news the distance of the seat of war from, the civilized world, the wild country In which the mili tary and naval operations are carried on. the Immense stretch of territory covered, the lack of telegraph "and cable facilities and the secrecy with which both powers have found it necessary to preserve as to the amy and navy movements. These difficulties are intensified by the fact that the geography of the country is but little known, and by the triplicate system of nomenclature, for the English. French and German versions of the Chinese nambs are different resulting in each town and village having several different names almost impossible or identification. iet. diiucult as the collection of news Is, It had to be gathered at any cost. The war Is one of the most Important waged for many years. The whole world Is deeply interested and concerned in It and demands the fullest Information. The press saw this and made the extraordi nary provisions for covering both naval and military operations, especially the British and American press. We gave some time ago a long article from the New York Herald, telling what steps each paper had taken to cover the war news.- As It was impossible to know where the blow would be struck, these papers were compelled to have correspondents at every possible point of conflict so that If one correspondent missed an item another might pick it up. The result was un questionably disappointing at first for very little news of importance came from the seat of war. The American papers Who had special correspondents in the field complained that they were getting very little for their money; but the worst complaint came from the British papers, where, lacking the Associated Press, each paper depends mainly on Its individual news service. These complaints have grown louder and louder; and the English press is now declaring that It cannot stand the expense. They were hit hard by the Boer War, which proved very ex pensive from a journalistic point of view. The Russo-Japanese War followed so soon after that they have had no time to re cuperate. War news gives papers an in creased circulation, but the cost of get ting it offsets this larger circulation and results In heavy losses, above all where there Is much special news taken. The war Is costing the English newspapers a great deal more than they can afford to spend. If tho greater part of the Ameri can press has escaped this burden It i3 largely due to the good work of the As sociated Press, which has made excellent arrangements for the war and has been singularly fortunate in collecting and dis tributing the news. Taking all the news and considering the difficulties in the way, we have fared well and the service Is improving, as we have a right to expect It to do. There are occasionally conflicting stories, but this is natural, as they represent the battle as seen from the Russian or Japanese point of view; but few important facts have occurred that have not been told of. The publication of the official reports from St. Petersburg and Toklo sets all disputed matter at rest and gives us the fullest truth it is possible to get in a war. - The Associated Press has, as we have said, collected the news well, given the American papers the best service, and by the distribution of the expense has rendered It not burdensome or oppressive, as it has proved in England and else where. Melville E. Stone, general manager of the Associated Press, deserves a large share of the praise for this good work. A splendid news gatherer, ho made early preparations for the war, the good results of which the American papers and their readers are enjoying today. If the single fact that the Emperor of Russia aban doned the policy of secrecy and conceal ment which his givernment has always heretofore pursued in such matters and has agreed to furnish all official news to the press be considered, it was a great gain for journalism, and we have, as a matter of fact, got some of our best, clearest and most authentic news In this way. The service has steadily improved, and If the war continues much longer we may hope to have an early and accurate report of every battle and naval engagement The American papers, thanks to the As sociated Press, have shown themselves superior to those of all Europe In gather ing the news of the great Eastern war. An Insult to Intelligence. Washington Post It 13 just as Insulting to the American Intelligence as some of the famous blue laws which are still on the Massachusetts statute books. There is no question but this system of petty grafting between stewards and merchants exists to a greater or less degree In all large cities, but it cannot be stopped by sumptuary legislation. . The average American mer chant knows how to discriminate 'between honest and' dishonest employes just as the average American housewife soon discov ers the dishonest domestic, and It would be humiliating to confess that this were not true. The business man who is not able to make this distinction between em ployes will not make a success in trade, no matter how many fool laws of the kind proposed may be passed for his pro tection. That such a measure could have been soberly considered and adopted by the Legislature of the state Is not com plimentary to the Intelligence of that body. Rubbing It In. Boston Transcript Ex-Secretary Elihu Root was talking about the humanity of judges. "They are humane men," he said. "I could tell you many moving stories of the pain that they have suffered in the in fliction of severe sentences. It Is not al together pleasant to be a judge. "That is why I cannot credit a story that was told me the other day about a Judge in the West A criminal, on trial before this man, had been found guilty. He was told to rise, and the Judge said to him: " 'Have you ever been sentenced to im prisonment before?' " 'No. your honor,' said the criminal, and he burst Into tears. s " 'Well,' said the Judge, 'don't cry. You're going to be now.' " A "Safe" Candidate. Wall Street Journal. "Safe Conferring safety; securing from harm; not exposing to danger; confining securely; to be relied upon; not danger ous; as a safe harbor, a safe bridge, etc. 'A man of safe discretion. " These are words from Webster's dic tionary. It Is not Surprising that Mr. McClellan should be favorably considered by those who are in search of a "safe" candidate. He has shown himself to be a man of "discretion" and one who could be "relied upon." He would be. In every way, a fit candidate to represent "vested Interests." He signed the Rcmsen gas bill. A New College Head. Pittsburg Gazette. Samuel Black McCormlck, elected chan cellor of the Western University of Penn sylvania, comes to the post with highest recommendations. Though a native of the Pittsburg region and educa'ted in Western Pennsylvania, he has won his spurs in the Middle West Called back to his native heath to assume a post of high honor and great Influence, he will be able to give Jt Intimate knowledge of the field In which It operates, with the addition of experi ence gained in another of the most pro gressive sections of thl3 great country. NOTE ANDJCMMENT. Ballade of Cities. San Francisco boasts her bay; Everett brags her smokestacks' flare; Seattle gathers all she may: Solona Salemwards repair: In Victoria dwells no care,' Primly that prim city dores-r - We don't want 'em, on the,-square-Portland town's a town of roses. St Louis, with her Pike, is gay. Thousands flock to ea her Fair; In Milwaukee, tipplers say, . Water Is extremely ra.ro; NYork's the place to have aear. It you're fond of spangled glows Take 'em. tinsel all and blare Portland town's a town' of roses. Parte, home of coryphee. Where our tourists go to itsfe: Rome, an empire In decay. Shamed beneath the age's, glare; London, in whose peasoup air Folks can't see beyond their noses More than these we set our ehare Portland town's a town o roses. People, here's the place, not there: Heed no yonder-pointing Moses; Paste this In the hat you wear Portland town's a town of roses. Oregon deelighted Roosevelt The Clancys are said to have resolved upon leaving Seattle. This Is magnanimous. as they might have taken the town with them. A strange series of adventures is told In a dispatch -from Waterbury, Conn., to the New York Press. Pedro Sancho, a mu sician, was driving a wagon containing two bears in a cage. A flash of lightning and a passing automobile stirred up the bears to such an extent that they demol ished tho cage and Pedro ran for his life. He stumbled blindly into a pond, and in the dark was unable to find the shore, wandering round and round in the mud. He stepped into a bunch oC eels, and thinking they were snakes nearly went crazy with fear. His kicking eventually cleared him of the eels, only to land him on top of a 20-pound turtle, which gripped Pedro's heel, and crushed the foot so badly that it will have to be amputated. In this position the man remained until dawn, when he dragged himself ashore. A searcher found him, and released his foot by chopping the turtle to pieces. The Department of Commerce and Labor Is infusing some variety Into the dally Consular reports, which have hitherto been rather dry reading. Tho last Issue received has sporting and fashion sec tions, football being discussed in one md the latest fashion in bats in the other. Consul Hamm sends this extract from MacMlllan's Magazine: Lqrge employers of labor la Yorkshire, in Lancashire, in Durham, and in Northumber land, as well as In the Midlands, have been obliged to yield to the rush of the tide, and are powerless to command the interests of business against those of football. Momen tous events, such as the launching of a ship or the completion of an important order with in contract time, have frequently been delayed by the coincidence of a "cup tie." Large es tablishments are occasionally closed In mid week because the whole body of workmen take It Into their heads that their pets on the foot- baU grounds require encouragement. If these men were ordinary hewers of wood and draw ers of water, a remedy might be found, but they are chiefly skilled laborers earners of good wages who need never be out of work, and who. If turned off, would be eagerly snapped up by a rival. Consul Mahin reports that the "In creased popularity of the knitted Tam o' Shanter hats with the fair sex" is caus ing manufacturers to install machines spe cially adapted to make Tam o Shanters. A London clergyman declares that since Barrie's latest play was pro duced few parents have their female babies christened Mary, although that was previously the most popular of all names for girls. "As a. name, Mary is as sweet and pretty as any in our lan guage," says the clergyman, and he re grets that anything should tend to its disuse. Probably the parson is mis taken in the cause of the unpopularity of Mary. It is hardly likely that just because Barrie wrote a play in which the stomach was mysteriously alluded to as "Little Mary," parents should hesitate to give the best name In the English tongue to their- daughters. Some stronger reason is required to bring a familiar name into disrepute. Probably fashion is running Into other channels. Angelina Jones may look with pity upon Mary Smith, and Irene Johnson (who doesn't know how to pronounce her own christian .name) may think Elizabeth dowdy. As Hen ley says, "every lover the years dis close is of a beautiful name made free," yet Mary, fragrant with the ro mance of ages, must remain above thenfall. Henley didn't bring the name into his ballade: Sentiment hallows the vowels of Sella; Sweet simplicity breathes from Rose; Courtly memories glitter In Cella; Rosalind savors of quips and hose, Aramlnta-Of wits and beaux, Prue of puddings, and Coralie All of sawdust and spangled shows; Anna's the name of names for me. Fie upon Caroline, Madge, Amelia These I reckon the easence of proae! Cavalier Kathcrlne, cold Cornelia, Portia's masterful Roman nose, Maud's magnificence, Totty's toes. Poll and Bet, with their twang of the sea, Nell's impertinence, Pamela's woes! Anna's the same of names for me. Ruth like a gillyflower smells and blows, Sylvia prattles of Arcadee, Sybil mystifies, Connie crows, Anna's the name of names for me. WEX. J. "The" Pert Paragraph." Louisville, Post, Dem. "Up boys and at 'ere," "Never say die," "To your tents, O Israel," and other bat tle cries are beginning to appear in the Courier-Journal. They recall the days when Jeffersontown was the rival of Louisville, and are an echo of an archaic past. Fixing thef Blame. Chicago Tribune. Who was it raised the price of coal Until expenses tried the soul? The echoes loud in answer roll: " 'Twas the consumer." Who boosted the bituminous Until it seemed to all of us A mournful subject to discuss? 'Twas the consumer. Who was it, when the anthracite Had reached a price clear out of sight. Said: "Sirs, a higher figure write"? Twas the consumer. Who Is It wants to pay for Ice ' An utterly tremendous price For what melts ere he sees it twice? That same consumer. Who for his sugar, flour and brea.d. And beef, and things on which he's fed Insists on prices o'er his head? 'Tls the consumer. Who Is it. when the price Is low. Howls discontentedly, "Ah. no! The prices must much higher go!" That fool consumer. Who is it who is most at fault For costliness of soap and salt. And all the rest, and calls no halt? It's the consumer. For whom do all the dealers weep Because he will not make things cheap. But calls for prices yet more st'eeo?' That fool consumer. I