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YESTERDATS WEATHER Maximum tem perature, D3 deg.; minimum, 39. Precipitation, OJS inch. $, TODAY'S WEAThA Partly cloudy, with ehowers, followed byfair weather; warmer; westerly winds. XOBXLAXD, SATURDAY, APRIL 23, 100. REGISTER NOW! ITbti haven't registered yet, some of you, many of you; yet you can't vote in the June election, nor in the Presiden tial election in November, unless you register before May 16 without an in finite amount of trouble in securing the Bix necessary householders as witnesses on election day. It is easy now to reg ister. After May 16 there will be no registration, for the books will be closed, not to be opened again. Regis ter now! There are many thousands of electors not yet registered. No trouble now to register; -but you can't vote either in the state election in June, or In the Presidential election in November, without a great deal r trouble, unless you register before May 16, but little more than three weeks hence. Therefore register now. In Multnomah County alone there are from 5000 to 8000 electors still unregis tered. Is the electoral franchise of value to you? Then register. 'A. PROPOSED CHECK UPON IMMIGRA TION. Statisticians are busy with the ques tion of foreign immigration, its bearing upon the industrial life of the Nation and upon the labor queston, while the more bold among politicians along re form lines discuss the Influx of foreign ers upon our shores from the standpoint of political economy and urge in this connection a prompt revision of our naturalization laws. Among the latter recently appeared Representative Adams, of Pennsyl vania, Introducing a bill which is a. lit tle out of the ordinary. He proposes, if he can make Congress see it that way, to make it unlawful for more than 80,000 aliens of any one nationality to enter the United States during any fiscal year, provided this restriction is not made to apply to domiciled resi dents of the Dominion of Canada and the Republics of Mexico and Cuba, nor to aliens not seeking domicile who come over as business representatives of foreign commercial or mercantile nouses. After the full quota allowed to any one nation has been admitted dur ing the limit prescribed, the bill pro vides that all other citizens or subjects of that nation who may present them selves shall be refused admission and returned to the place from which they came in the manner provided in the case of other inadmissible aliens. The author of this bill explained upon in troducing it that his object is to give the American people an opportunity to digest and assimilate their immigration by not unloadng a too great mass upon them, at one time. The idea has much to commend it, but It Is considered, upon the whole. Impractical. As applj'Ing restrictions against the energetic, the intelligent and the able-bodied who form the over plus, similar to those that shut out paupers, the diseased, the crippled, the Imbecile and the inflrm, for obvious reasons it will meet strenuous objec tion. A not inconsiderable number of native-born Americans object to the po litical classification that places them into the political category of paupers, imbeciles and insane persons an objec tion that appeals to the selfrespect and sense of justice of men who, for vari ous reasons, are opposed to extending the privilege of the franchise to women. It Is easy to understand the resentment engendered by this classification, and quite natural for self-respecting per sons to sympathize with the feeling that prompts it. Still, this is consid ered a minor matter in the woman's suffrage contention, and may be so re garded in the other case. It Is shown that the application of the rule for which Mr. Adams' bill pro vides to the Immigration of the fiscal year ending June 30, 1903, would have prevented the landing of about 340,000 out of the S57.000 who found lodgment of some kind upon our shores. The three nations whose quotas would have been reduced m this way are Italy, Russia and Austria-Hungary. No other nation reached the immigration limit of 80,000. The United Kingdom came nearest with about 67,000, while next in order was Germany with 40,000. To what extent the tremendous im migration from the three countries first named has been assimilated, and in what degree, can only be a matter of surmise, but the load which the Nation was called upon to absorb was certainly a heavy one. As a measure warranted to protect the National digestive forces, politically and economically speaking, from a surfeit of one kind of material, Mr. Adams' plan is presented. 'It pro vides against an inundation of imml- grants from anj' one country, which is held to be an objectionable feature in our present system; it renders assimila tion of immigrants possible, if not easy, and, more than this. It Is held to be more practical. If we are to have effect ive restriction, than the educational limit, which has long been strenuously urged in certain quarters. rUPREGNABLE TRADE POSITION. The impregnable position of the Pa cific Coast, and especially that of Ore gon and "Washington, in the Oriental trade, finds ample illustration in the business brought about by the Russo Japanese "War. Both of the combatants have been heavy purchasers of flour, barley, oats and wheat, and the two North Pacific States have enjoyed prac tically a monopoly of the trade. The monopoly thus given us by our superior natural location can be extended and maintained indefinitely as we increase and diversify the production of com modities of which the Asiatic conutries stand in need. It Is freely admitted throughout the East that the-greatest field for commercial conquest that Is to be found anywhere on earth lies in that land of mystery, the Par East. Ad vancing civilization is dally" opening in this vast field for Industrial exploitation new channels through which increasing streams of trade will flow. Oregon and Washington, or even the entire Pacific Coast, cannot control all of this trade, for, as yet, we are not prepared to handle It So far, however, as our resources have been developed and our products meet the requirements of the Asiatic buyers, we can hold the trade against all comers. The Southern cotton planters will never meet with much competition from the Pacific Coast, and It will be many years before Iron and steel products are obtainable In great variety on this side of the Rocky Mountains. Aside from these two great staples, the opportunities are bright for the Paclflc Coast to lead In nearly everything that will be needed across the Pacific. Atlantic Coast job bers who have been losing their grip on this trade as transportation facilities on the Pacific have Increased are gaz ing longingly Into the future when the J Panama Canal will give them a short route to the Orient The new route will have a decided advantage over the Suez or Cape route from the Atlantic to the Far East, but It will still place the shippers at a decided handicap In com parison with those who are up here In the Pacific .Northwest at the terminus of the Great Circle route, which 13 the shortest distance between the United States and the Far Orient The Japanese and Russians are not purchasing our grain, provisions and lumber from motives' of sentiment but simply because we have the commodi ties of which they stand in need, and "which they can purchase from us to better advantage than from any other traders on earth. The Chinese, undis turbed at present by war troubles,jire buying our products for exactly "the same reason, and nothing but an un natural diversion of trade can ever cur tail our operations in China or prevent their expansion. The only serious at tempt that has been made to cut the North Pacific ports out of this trade was made by James J. Hill when he es tablished an abnormally low rate on flour from Minneapolis to Hong Kong. This artificial and unhealthy forcing of trade was a flat failure, not only en tailing an actual loss through the cost of moving the freight, but stirring up animosity against the road In districts that were affected by the discrimina tory rate. The attempt has been aban doned, and it will not soon be repeated. The decided advantage which our lo cation gives us over every other portion of the United States when the grain and lumber trade Is concerned can be increased in other directions. The Ori ent is consuming rapidly Increasing quantities of fruit, meats, hops, dairy products and numerous other commod ities which, in many localities in the Paclflc Northwest are already proving more profitable than grain. Everything In this line that we have sent to the Orient has given excellent satisfaction, and as modern civilization wakes ud that long-slumbering world the demand for this class of products will be prac tically unlimited. The entire United States will profit by the expansion of the Oriental trade, but the Pacific Coast in general and Oregon and Wash ington in particular will lead all other portions of the country In this newly developing field for trade across the Pa cific GROWING STRENGTH OF PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT. New Tork has spoken. The Repub licans of New York have declared for the nomination of Roosevelt and the 'Democracy of the Empire State have Instructed their delegation for Judge Parker. This means that either Roose velt or Parker will be the next Presi dent of the United States, for thore, is no doubt of the nomination of Roosevelt by the Republican National Convention, and there Is small doubt of the nomi nation of Parker by the National De mocracy. The electoral vote of the Em pire State Is essential to the triumph of the Democracy, and the Solid South has already Indicated Its conviction that the choice of the Democracy of New York State will obtain their support Under these circumstances it is grati fying to note the growing strength of President Roosevelt. This growth, ls acknowledged by the Springfield Re publican, one of the very ablest critics of President Roosevelt's Administra tion, and the influential voice of the "independent" vote that holds the bal ance of power between the two great parties In New York State. The Re publican In a recent issue confesses that President Roosevelt's speech at the Washington dinner of the Periodical Publishers' Association was "a sober, sensible talk of a National mission right here among ourselves and respon sibilities right here at home." Here are some of the words of the President that pleased the Republican": We have a very largo field in warring against evil at homo. When all Is as it ought to bo in the nation and state and municipality here at home, we can thon talk about reforming the rest of mankind. Let us begin at home. Furthermore, It Is reported that ex Presldent Cleveland Is reported to have cordially recognized what he believed to be the growth of President Roosevelt and to have said that It might under certain circumstances be. the part of wisdom for the Democratic party to permit -the election of President Roose velt by default Mr. Cleveland doubt less had In mind the possible nomina tion of a Bryanlte candidate on a Bry an lte platform. It is a pleasant proof of the excellence of President Roose velt's personality that he has always enjoyed the personal friendship not only of ex-President Cleveland, but of Judge Parker, who is likely to be his antagonist in. the National political bat- tlefleld. Of Roosevelt's' election, even if Parker should carry New York State, there would seem to be no reasonable doubt There is no prospect that the Demo crats can carry Indiana, and very small prospect that they can carry Illinois. There 13 very small prospect that the Democrats can carry New Jersey, and no prospect that they can carry Wis consin. New York at best Is a doubtful state, and altogether the prospect of the election of Roosevelt Is exceedingly bright The present outlook Is that Roosevelt will earn all' the Northern States, the States of the Middle West and Paclflc Slope, with the possible exception of Illinois and New York. The Democracy will carry the whole South, with the exception of Delaware, which means 155 electoral votes. Add to this the electoral vote of New York and Illinois, 66 votes, and the Demo cratic candidate would still lack votes enough to elect him. A PRIDE THAT HAS ITS LIMITS. A visitor to our city has written to let the public know how perfectly delight ed he was, In skirting about In the sub urbs, to discover a home that held and cared for forty babies, who are worse than motherless and fatherless; forty babies for whom there Is no place in the world during the helpless years of their infancy, outside of some charita ble Institution. Now, while all good citizens must bo glad, with our visitor that there Is a place where these Infants receive shel ter, with the promise of careful bring ing up. It is a good deal to ask of them to join in the pride which he feels in this swarm of nameless ones, the num ber of whom Is "dally Increasing." And here It may not be amiss to say that the care of these babies, and others similarly unfortunate. In the first months of their lives, should not de volve upon "gentle nuns" or paid nurses. The most promising element of reform In the case of the mothers of "fair and sinless babes of sin" Is in the care of their offspring. Any plan the purpose of which Is to uplift the fallen of this class Is deprived of its strongest element of possible success 'when the young mother is at once relieved of the responsibility and labors of caring for her infant. It Is of very little -use to say to a young woman, after a few weeks of sequestration. "Go and sin no more," when everything that weak sympathy can devise and do has been devised and done to relieve her of the consequences of her moral lapse. She should be cared for, certainly; hu manely cared for,' and kindly treated, but not relieved from all responsibility 'for her child. Why, Indeed, should the gentle care takers in an institution which contains forty babies "whose number is daily Increasing" be sorely perplexed and obliged to resort to puzzling makeshifts in order to keep these Infants com fortably clothed? Why should the gen eral public be appealed to to help these gentle caretakers out on this "ways and means" problem? Wh not require the mothers (the fathers being an unknown quantity), after an apprenticeship In caring for and nursing their babe3, that will moat likely awaken the maternal Instinct In them. If this Instinct has not responded to the call of the birth cry, to go to work and pay a stipulated portion of their earnings into the treas ury of the institution that sheltered them In their dire distress, and Is still sheltering their offspring? Of course, a rule of. this kind would not cover all, cases. Some, perhaps many, would evade it But to the ex tent that such payment Is evaded the reform attempted and for wh'Ich such an Institution stands maj be held to have failed. A foundling asylum may be something of which to be proud. But this Is true in a restricted sense, the limit of which Is not extended by the announcement that the number of ba bies In the Institution "Is dally increas ing." ECHOES FROM THE FARTHEST SOUTH. We are accustomed to hear, at inter vals, from the farthest North. Much less frequently come echoes from the farthest South, but when these come they arrest the attention of the scien tific as well as the curious world. Hence the recent news of the release from fetters of Ice in the Antarctic Ocean of the British exploration steamer Discovery has been received with pleasure not unmixed with curi osity. This vessel had been ice-locked near Mounts Erebus and Terror since December, 1901. Leaving the ship m her rigid cradle, her captain and two other men started for the South Pole by sledge along the coast of Victoria Land and succeeded in reaching 82 degrees 17 minutes south and 163 degrees east, which is the highest latitude yet reached In the Antarctic regions. The journey was a strenuous one. The ex plorers lost all of their dogs and had to drag their sledges on the return trip. A relief ship reached the impris oned Discovery with supplies a year ago, and last October two vessels went south to release her. This object was accomplished February 14 by blasting a channel through the Ice pack with dynamite. The Discovery reached New Zealand a. short time ago with but ten tons of coal in her bunkers and -all on board well, and having experiences to tell of life at 60 degrees below zero. Victoria Land Is described as a vast continental plateau 9000 feet above sea level. How vague and dim are the theories taught In the schools half a century ago con cerning the great Antarctic Ocean! And yet they are not more unreal to the general mind than are the findings of explorers who, with the hoar frost of many Winters of isolation clinging to them, come out of the white silence of the farthest South with tales of a vast continental plateau traversed by great glaciers and rising high above the level of the frozen sea. The story is a weird one, but it Is attested by facts that have all the fascination of a fairy tale. The first memorial In this country to Paul Jones, the founder of the Ameri can Navy, was unveiled In a public schoolhouse In Boston bearing his name on the afternoon of April 16. The me morial is a tablet which occupies a con spicuous place in the main corridor of the building. The American flag which veiled the tablet was drawn aside by a daughter of Governor Bates and the following inscription was disclosed: "This schoolhouse, named for Cpmmo dore Paul Jone3, founder of the Amer ican Navy, is inscribed under the aus pices of Paul Jones Chapter, Daughters of the American Revolution, MCMTV." The exercises were of a patriotic order and dealt especially with the achieve ments of the American Navy. A lesson of this kind can hardly be lost upon the school children, to whom It is given. Tho flrv facts of hlntnrv ro rol!vrt S.Ku .. .. and made interesting when presented in connection with an object-lesson that stirs the blood of every boy with the Impulse of patriotism and quickens the pulses of every girl with admiration for a brave hero's brave deed. The Idea is one that might, with profit to the rising .generation and the honor of the Daughters of the American Revolu tion, be enlarged upon. To bring the matter home it may be said that Port land has more than one schoolhouse in which a memorial tablet to an Amer ican hero might fitly be placed and thousands of school children who would learn eagerly of great events in Na tional history In realistic manner from exercises appropriate to the ceremony of unveiling such a tablet The city also has a Chapter' of the Daughters of the American Revoltulon. George P. Upton, an acknowledged authority upon statistics of suicide, lynching and other subjects that are claiming the attention of thoughtful men, speaks In a late Issue of the New York Independent of the steady in crease in the use of poison as a means of self-destruction as due to the ease with which carbolic acid can be ob tained. He says: More persons kill themselves with it than with all other kinds ot poison combined. It is cheap within the roach of every one; and it is certain In its eSect. Most other poisons can only be had on presentation of a doctor's prescription; but carbolic acid can. be had as freely as flour or sugar. It is In general de mand for domestic use and It is easy, in this way or by other plausible reasons, to get It from the druggists. In Chicago, in 1002. there wero 147 cases of suicide by poison, and In 127 of them carbolic acid was used. It is not unlikely that legislation restricting its use would tend to decrease the number of suicides; but it Is urged, on the other band, that any such action as would make It difficult to ob tain would bo a hardship In the home where It Is in such common use as an antiseptic. If this be true, then chemists should suggest some other equally efficient antiseptic of equal cheapness. The promiscuous sale of 'other poisons is forbidden. Why not that of carbolic acid 7 It is added that the question of sui cide Is now more for the alienist than for the theological doctor. Legisla tion, though . repeatedly tried, has not checked it in any case. Statistics show that suicide Is rapidly Increasing, while estimation of the value of human life Is decreasing. Beyond these facts lies the wide realm of speculation, In which one opinion Is as good as an other. A philanthropic movement that Is at once practical and of high historic in terest should command the hearty sup port of the American people. Such Is the Perry memorial relief fund, organ ized In Toklo this year, the fiftieth an niversary of the signing of the memora ble Perry treaty between Japan and the United States. The purpose of the fund, to which many Japanese and many Americans residing In Japan have already contributed freely, is to aid the destitute families of Japanese soldiers and sailors. "This enterprise," said Marquis Ito In a letter Inclosing his contribution to the fund, "Is Interpreted as an endeavor on the part of those who first Introduced us to Western Ideals to lead us further toward a universal community." Americans may be justly proud of the part this country has played In the awakening of Japan, and there could be no better way of express ing the feeling than by practical old to the survivors of the men that fall for their country. The tremendous pressure of traffic upon the Burnslde bridge as the result of closing the Morrison-street bridge for purpose of construction calls for such relief as the city and county au thorities can devise. The free ferry scheme proposed by Mr. Fred A Ballln Is well worth considering. Perhaps It was too much to expect a street rail way company to share Its profits with the public, from which it has received so many and such substantial favors for years, during the stress of the next few months. It Is certain that such ex pectation was In vain, as no conces sions to the people, because of the ex isting emergency, have been made and the concession asked for has been re fused. It is ever thus when servants become masters a transposition which municipal rulers should provide against when the question of a street-car fran chise is brought before them. Oregon will lead off In June with the most splendid Republican majority ever thrown In the history of the state. It will be, as it should be, b'lg enough to electrify the country. Such majority is due to President Roosevelt, as the first voice of the campaign of 1904 to Presi dent Roosevelt the man whose knowl edge of the West, whose sympathy with the West and whose service to the West, are unequaled. To Oregon it Is a special appeal; for to him, more than to all others, Is due the recognition ac corded by the United States to the Ore gon Exposition, upon which all eyes here are now concentrated. Approve the President In June by twenty thou sand! It is his due. "All professions are overcrowded," a young man hears when he seeks advice from a practitioner. Still there Is one exception doctor of veterinary science. Dr. B. N. Hutchinson, who had charge of the Portland Bureau of Animal In dustry for several' 3'ears, will, tell In The Sunday Oregon ian tomorrow exact ly what opportunity that profession of fers to the young man of scientific turn of mind. The day of the country "horse doctor" Is past In his place has come a man of learning who has earned the respect of doctors of medicine and their hearty co-operation. Dr. Hutch inson's talk Is of particular Interest to a region where stockralslng Is an Im portant Industry. The death of Mrs. Violet O. Harding at her home In this city on the 21st Inst closed the life of a gentle, pioneer woman, the span of whose years ex tended over four score and three. Mrs. Harding lived for many years In Oregon City. Her husband died there nearly forty years ago, and though even at that time she was a seml-lnvalld, she had In her quiet way enjoyed life through all the Intervening years. An unusual coincident was her death upon the day upon which Hon. L. T. Barln, her son-in-law, was burled. Many friends of pioneer years will remem ber Mrs. Harding tenderly and note the event of her death with sadness. Next year 1905 a census of the pop ulation of Oregon will be taken, under the law of the state. It will indicate the growth since the census of the United States, taken In the year 1900. In that year the population was 413,536. In 1905 the total will be about 500,000. The pressing question that confronts some thousands of Portland's citizens many times every day Is, "How shall we get across the river with the least possible delays" - v - THE SAME AS IN OREGON. Chicago winter Ocean. We recognize that particular tariff schedules are neither sacred nor immutable. Rates of duty may be altered when changed conditions demand, hut no revision should be undertaken unless It la dear that the benefit will more than compensate tho inevitable disturbance of business which attends any revision. Platform )t Massachusetts Republican Convention. Knowing that sober-minded men will not seriously consider its "paramount" Issues of the last three campaigns, it Is well nigh certain that the National De mocracy will try to mako one on trusts and the tariff, attacking the protective policy not directly, but indirectly, as sheltering trusts. The country wants no general revision of the tariff. Until they have forgotten 1903 the people will not deliberately con sent so to hazard their prosperity. They can be induced to commit themselves to general tariff revision only if angered by the senseless opposition of those who hold the present schedule sacred. Massachusetts has been regarded as one of the chief seats of those tariff radi cals to whom the DIngley schedules are afetlsh. It is tho headquarters of agen cies through which these radicals have worked for years against reciprocity, the complement of sane protection. And It is the excesses ot these radicals that are most likely to provoke the people to angry naste in tariff revision. Hence It Is especially pleasing to find that the Republicans of Massachusetts declare that particular schedules are not sacred, and may be revised when con crete advantages are to be gained. That is the soft answer that turns away tho wrath aroused by tho tariff extremists and saves the essential principal of protec tion from the effects of such wrath. That Is sanity on the tariff. Much better for the Republican party and the Nation than the "Iowa Idea," which furnishes only weapons to the Democratic arsenal. Is the Massachusetts idea, which appeals to the common sense and common Interest of all Americans. Send the Immigrant West. Chicago Tribune. One satisfied immigrant anywhere in the United States is an immigration buerau unto himself. Becauso of his satisfaction with conditions In the At lantic seaboard cities he is overpopulatlng them with people of his nationality. Losically the remedy for this evil Is to attract the future Immigrant to the Western agricultural sections, where la bor Is needed and where out of his new conditions he may be led to write home of roseate prosperity and opportunity. Inis the Senate committee on immigra tion would do In Its proposed bill for the establishment of a bureau at Ellis Island, where the Incoming stranger might be directed to new fields and even find help to them through state agents. Tens of thousands of these immigrants were agri culturists in Europe. But with friends in American coast cities, they have fallen In this country Into the urban colony condi tion. Now the proposition Is to take them West before they have had a taste of American city life. Let their en thusiasm rise over bucolic prospects. In a few months the grain fields of Kansas, Nebraska and tho Dakotas will beckon for help. Turn the immigration tides westward. The city cannot digest the alien hordes. The rich prairies of the West can swallow them and clamor for more. Tho best foreign citizen type Is found tilling the ground, working the country roads In season, and sending his children to the little red schoolhouse. John Barrett's Promotion. Buenos Ayres (Argentina) Herald. It is officially announced that the United States Minister at this capital, tho Hon. John Barrett, Is shortly to be transferred to another post, and that he has communi cated to the Minister of Foreign Affairs such notification. Under tho circumstances It is only natural that he should have maintained silence upon tho matter until tho official announcement had been made. This news. If It proves to be true, will be most unwelcome to tho wldo circle of friends Mr. Barrett has already won for himself In our midst Irrespective of his official position, and this regret will be as sincere among tho British community as with his own countrymen. Readers of the Herald will recall that at the time of the appointment of Mr. Barrett to this diplo matic post, tho prediction was ventured that his stay amongst us would be short; that, indeed, tho Administration which he represents at this capital would need his services sooner or later elsewhere for some mission which would be counted more urgently Important than the main tenance of the uniformly smooth and cor dial relations existing between Argentina and the United States. The Democratic Chill. Salem Statesman. A Democratic paper asserts that tho nomination of BInger Hermann caused a chill. It did. This Is tho eighth time his nomination has caused that same identical chill. It Is congestive In Its nature and always resuis about two months after ward In a first-class Democratic funeral. Any Democrat who noticed that chill would recognize It Its symptoms are al ways tho same, neither Is there varying or shadow of turning In Its deadly effects. A Healthful Change. Washington Star. Public opinion has turned against lynch ing so steadily of late that the action of the Colorado Sheriff who, single-handed, stood off a mob at the point of his pistol represents a popular new fashion in offi cers of the ''law. A few more such In stances of determined official fidelity and courage will greatly help to cure tho lynching habit. He Is All Right. Knoxvlllo (Tenn.) Sentinel. Tho New York Times says Judge Par ker has acted with "perfect dignity and propriety" In refusing to declare himself on the Issues before the people. As he ha3 been a consistent Democrat and as his opinions have favored tho masses of the people. It must be assumed that he Is all right Even in Aladdin's Day, New York Sun. Aladdin was rubbing his wonderful lamp. "Isn't it lovely?" they cried. "No," ho returned. "I'd much rather skin the gas company." With a heavy sigh he paid the bill. The Way of a Man's Heart. William J. Lampton. She didn't ride, She didn't drive. She didn't swim, She didn't strive To be an athlete; Nor was she A flguro In society. , She didn't dance, ,'t 4 She didn't flirt, , She didn't try ' . To be expert i In art and books; ' She didn't train A bulldog: On a silver chain. She didn't golf. She didn't row, She didn't take In. Every Bhow; ,i She didn't give "' Her purse distress .. By straining it J On too much dress; : She didn't play, She didn't sing, She wasn't up On everything. But, men and women, Understand, 4 That she could cook ' . 12 lo beat tha baad ASIA THE CRADLE OF CIVILIZATION Springfield Republican. The Russian people wore Bomewhat scornfully referred to tho other day by a leading American journal as having ori ginally come out of Asia. Tho same might be said of other European peoples, if ethnic origins were being sought To "come out of Asia" possibly has a significance In our Western civilization which most Occidentals have never real ized: for it is true that Asia, or, more broadly speaking, the Orient has contrib uted enormously to the culture and achievement of which wo Westerners are so proud. If what the Persians, tho Arabians, the Indians, the Chinese have done were to be blotted out with all that has been built upon their original work, our mod ern society could not endure a day. The Japanese, by their military prowess, have done more than all else to raise tho respect of the modern Western world for the Orient for there is nothing we seem to respect so much as force but this res pect may be still further increased by some recognition of the great triumphs of the Oriental mind. Where did our alphabet come from the A B C of learning? Out of Asia. The letter alphabets of all Indo-Germanic peo ples we owe to the Semites, the grandeur of whose achievements tho average per son of today cannot appreciate. Or con sider our Arabic numerals whenco did they come? Suppose that we still were compelled to use the old Roman numer als, and had to write lxxxvlll Instead of SSt how much modern bookkeeping could be done in our banks and stores? The simplest arithmetical operations, such as division, could not be done with tho Roman system; while the logarithmic table would be beyond human conception. All our modern mathematical sciences are based on the simple expedient of the Arabic numerals. Now, when the time camo for this colossal invention to bo introduced in the Western wcrld, tho civilization of Greece and Romp was Incapable of producing It Europe did not receive it until the middle ages, and then It camo through tho Sara cens, who brought It from Arabia. And even the Arabians got thoso wonderful numerals from India, which Is- nearer still to the heart of Asia. Without the alphabet and the numerals of modern commerce, wo literally would not oxist Tho City of Chicago would bo a prairie waste and tho Plymouth Rock Itself, perhaps, would still be unpressed by tho feet of white men. But this is merely the beginning of tho list of things that have como out of Asia. The mariner's compass alone mado the navigation of the wide oceans possible, thus bringing about the discovery of America by Europeans, and tho compass we owo to the Chinese, whoso knowledge of the magnetic needle can be traced back to the second century after Christ Gunpowder, too, originally camo out of Asia, and gunpowder Is the foundation of modern war. Splendid as these Inventions were, an other ranks with them In Its vital im portance to all advanced civilization, and that Is tho art of printing. This, too, camo out of Asia.. To modern printing the Semitic system of phonetic writing, by which the language can bo represented through two dozen signs and a cheap writing or printing material, are essen tial. The idea of printing Is very old, as may bo seen In the ancient Babylonian mint stamps and cylinder seal signs. The next great step was tho Invention of paper. The writing material of ancient Greece and Romo was too costly to be extensively used, and the art of printing would have died In its infancy had not the genius of the Asiatic again supplied tho want of mankind. We aro Indebted to the Chinese for our modern paper. Tho immortal invention was mado by Tsai Iiun about 100 A D. He .was tho di rector of tho Chinese arms factory of that day. Finding silk too costly and bamboo inconvenient he hit upon a new mate rial made out of rags, fish nets, hemp and bark. Thus paper camo out of Asia. Printing on paper soon developed In China, as a consequence; the art of print ing from plates was in use at tho ond of the sixth century. In ouir Ignorance wo Westerners long credited the European Gutenberg with the Invention of printing with movable types; but that too camo out of Asia. A Chinese named Pl-shong Invented movable typeB In the middle of tho 11th century, or 350 years "before Gutenberg was born. Let us remember Pi-shong and Tsai Lun. Nor Is this all that has como out of Asia. Somo small things are our pas times, such as playing cards, checkers, and chess, which came from the Mahom etans of tho nearer East; even the food ot hens' eggs wo owo to India, where that particular fowl was originally developed. When you see a tulip with Its brilliant coloring tho coming Spring, remember that It came out of Asia. From these we may ascend again to moro Important things, such as tho ex traordinary decorative art of the Japan ese, which has hod so far-reaching an ef fect upon our modern culture. China gave us silk and porcelain. It Is even true that tho pointed arch, which mado Gothic architecture possible, waB first developed In tho valley of tho Nile; and Egypt must bo embraced In tho Orient rather than tho Occident Tho choicest products of tho Oriental textllo Industry cannot bo equaled with our Western science and Invention, as the Oriental rugs Id your homes so easily demonstrated. Then there is the Ideal revolving stage for tho theater, which on8 or two German cities have Introduced. That camo from Japan, or out of Asia. Tho seven-day week came from Babylonia. And do not be sur prised to learn that the ratio of IS to 1 between gold and silver originated also in Babylonia, In computations concerning the revolutions of tho sun, moon and planets. Our literature i3 saturated with Asiatic genius one needs only mention the "Ara bian Nights" and the Bible. Tho very ideas of God and the devil, this world and another world, which pervade the great monotheistic religions, originated In Per sia. Christianity itself finally camo out of Asia. Asia, when all Is told, is quite worthy of -the respect of any man dwelling In London, New York or Chicago. Asia was the cradle of civilization, and It may yet influence profoundly the life of mankind. Tho very war wo witness In the Far East Is possibly a sign of the new awakening of tho Oriental world. Paul Revere According to the Norsk Nightingale. (Milwaukee Sentinel.) Listen, Christina, and yu skol hear Bout midnight ride of Paul Revere. Seventeen hundred seventy-five, Hardly a geezer ban now aliv Who live har ven Paul ban wolunteer. Somo British falters ban getting gay So Paul yust giving- his horse some bay' And say, "Ay skol roak a grand-stand play!" Den he tal Tohn Brenk Tohn ban his frend Who borrow venever Paul skol lend, "Tohn, yust go up bar In old church tower And yust so sune sum yu find out hour British skol march, give me good yal And ay skoll bustle and ride lak hall" So op in the church go old Tohn Brenk It ban first time in his life, ay tenk; And von dese English get busy, he yal And vave big lantern to his gudo pal. Maester Paul Reere, who yump on mare And off for Lexington he skol tear! "Te whtzi" he eay; "after dls ay guess , Ay skol getting my picture In 'Success.' Bey skol tenk ay'm smart old son of a gun Ven ay gallop Into Lexington !" Vol, he raak dls ride yu bet yure life! And' fellers .grab gun and drum and fife And march to ecrap vith deee British men, Maester Paul ban yolly bravo hero den. And back in the church tower old Tohn Brenk Climb from his porch and tak gude drenk! VaL dls ban all, Christina dear. Bout midnight rido of Paul Revere. NOTE AXD COMMENT. .The New South. Mr. James Mount has purchased a very flna graphephone. which keeps things pretty lively In that part" of the town. Damascus (Md.) Correspondence. Hope deferred maketh tho fan sick. The Smoot enquiry Is .as endless as a Mormon family. Battleships, like officeboys. get that sinking feeling after being blown up. Bryan objects to the first ton planks In the New York platform. The rest of It, although not very good, he thinks may pas3. Russia's newly-purchased fast commerce destroyers will soon be doing good work, but they will havo "Maru" tacked to their names. The Springfield (Mass.) Republican re fers to Portland as "one of the remotest 'corners of the United States." Spring field 's another of 'em. By tho closing of the Gem Club tho city loses $350 a. month. The amount gained by the citizens Is not stated, so it Is impossible to strike a balance. Arthur Brisbane, editor of tho New York American, .Is about to erect a the ater costing $150,000 on his property In New York. Presumably the stage will bo given up to Happy and the rest A musical note from the Eugene Reg ister: Schurmann-Helnk will play a return engagement In Portland Saturday night It will be remembered that Helnk played to a packed house In Portland several week3 ago, and tho audience was elec trified by his wonderful genius. This way that somo women have of dressing their hair In a roll about 20 Inches through ought to bo barred in theaters. It happens now and then that when a woman takes her hat off, tho per son behind her can see less of tho stago than before. As hair that is seen In such enormous rolls Is presumably detachable, thero would bo no great hardship in re moving It during tho show. One of tho English weekly papers tails a good "caddie" story: A distinguished amateur cams to tha Hnk3 with tho air of ono who has only to come and seo In order to conquer. "Haw, caddie," ho said. "Yes, sir." "What is tho length of this holo?" "Two hundred yards, sir." "Haw, I see. Just a drive and a putt" He addressed tho ball, swung, and drove It a couple of yards. "Noo," said the caddie, "noo for the de'll o a putt!" When Daniel Sully, tho "Cotton King" of a few weeks, was walking down Fifth avenue the other afternoon, says the New York Times, ho was accosted by a busi ness acquaintance with tho remark: "Woll, Sully, how goes thlng3 by thi3 timer' "Oh, I'm on my feet again," answered Sully, cheerfully. "What! So soon?" replied his friend, incredulously. "Yos; I've sold my horses," replied Sully. Is It posslblo that all our Ideas of tha chorus girl Ideas gathered from tho comic papers and' frivolous drawings aro utterly wrong? Manager Block, of La Salle Theater In Chicago, has established a rulo whereby each girl has a night eft. That is not tho strange part ot tho story, however. Thi3 manager, as a token ot his appreciation of their "untiring work," gave each of the girls what? a box of candy. This Is the first time that we havo ever heard of candy and chorus girls being played as a combination, but the manager of tho theater surely ought to know. Tho woman reporter was interviewing Senator Arthur P. Gorman about suf frage, says tho New York Times. Tho astute politician answered with a story: "Now, young woman, what would hap pen to men If women entered politics? Why, they aro keener than we are, even In their Sunday schools, and wo wouldn't stand any chance with them. "In ono of tho few Sunday school classes I ever addressed I was nonplused by a miss of six Summers. I was telling tho girls tho story of tho seven wtsa and sevon foolish virgins, and I asked what wo might learn from the beautiful story, when a llttlo blossom in blue replied: " 'That's easy enough: learn to keep our eyes peeled for a bridegroom!' " The ambitious young Now York woman who has been trying for tho last two years to compllo a completo dictionary of slang is almost ready to despair, says tho Pittsburg Dispatch. Sho has found 18 slang synonyms for "whiskers," and yet sho Is like a child on the soashoro trying to find tho prettiest shell. A new jowel was turned up today by tho house de tective at the Imperial, who off-handedly described a guest with a fine set of red whiskers as "tho man with, tho roan chihuahuas." It la utterly impossible to put tills Into a dictionary, because tho effect depends moro on tho gosturo than on tho words. It Is necessary to place both hands to tho face, and, twiddling tho fingers, mako a sweep toward the waist line. WEX J. OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. "He's what I call a "budding genius.' " "Who? Brags'?" "Tea, like all budding things, he's inclined to blow." Philadelphia Press. "How much did Beasley'a uncle leave him?" "Leave him? He didn't leave him a day for 17 years. Beasley supported him ail that time." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Fond Father The man who marries my daughter, sir, wlna a prize. Guest My word, that la a noel idea! Is It a money prize, or Just a silver cup? Boston Globe. "Was your elopement with Miss Goldborg a success?" "Hardly." "What went wrong?" "Her father, the millionaire, sent ue a tela gram saying: 'Do not return and all will be forgiven.' "London Telegraph. Mr. Chic My automobile nervos didn't cut any dash at all at the sanatorium, lira. Chic Why not? Mr. Chic Oh, the doctors were all wildly enthusiastic over a man who has flying machine nerves. Puck. "I'd hate to feel," ahe said, "that I was the wife of a man who had bought me simply for my beauty." "Tes," her friend replied. "I don't blame you. Being married to a tllnl man would be awfully disagreeable, I shou.d think." Chicago Record-Herald. Aunt Prue Marry Faustina! Why. sho has been engaged four or five times every seascn since she eame out! Danny I know it, aunt; to have been my wife's first love would havo been a satisfaction, but to be her last is a distinction. Town and Country. Tho explorer was entertaining his frienls with yarns of the ice country. "And once." h related, "I was cornered by a polar bear and didn't have a bullet to protect myself. Tears came In my eyee as I thought of homa." "What then?" asked bis breathless friends. "Why, the tears froze hard as rocks and. ram ming them In my gun, I fired and' killed tho -Abear."-Chlcago News. -