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Fourth tnd Pacific Ave., N. W.; Ebbitt House News Eland, i YESTERDAY'S WEATHER Maximum tem perature, G2 deg.; minimum, 43. Precipitation, none. TODAY'S WEATHER Showers; winds most ly southerly. .- PORTLAND, SATURDAY, APRIL 10, 1004. THEORY AND PRACTICE. The natural and legitimate functions Of government are restricted to public and universal objects. Among these may be mentioned the preservation of order, the dispensation of justice and the protection of the land from foreign invasion. This is the Democratic ideal and it is a high ideal. Few sincere eouls there are who have not at some time or other longed for a regime of simple Jeffersonian rule, for what would te a restoration of simplicity and fru gality, if we had ever had such a thing before. Admirable as this theory is in conception, it is Impossible in practice. We have strayed so far from the nat ural and legitimate functions of gov ernment that we can never get back; and It is equally certain that it Is bet ter for us not to try to get back; for the attendant losses and confusion would be infinitely worse than to con tinue as we are. Certain farmers in the Upper Colum bia Basin are dissatisfied with the expensive-carriage rates on their crops to tidewater. They would like the Gov ernment to clear out the river chan nels so that he can compete to better advantage with the farmers in other countries and in other parts of our own country. This Is not in accordance with Democratic theory; but it Is In accordance with Democratic practice. Internal Improvements are not only Jeffersonian, but they were urged as a policy by Samuel J. Tilden, and to day In Congress the Democrats are clamoring for more river and harbor work, while the Republican leaders are firmly holding down the appropriations to the lowest possible mark. This is only one illustration out of many that might be named. It is no natural and legitimate duty of Gov ernment to help a manufacturer to the home market, or to carry letters hither and thither for correspondents, or to gather information for jobbers as to foreign markets, or to supply house holders with pure drinking water, or to Interfere on behalf of a shipper in his tussle with a railroad company, or to irrigate a man's arid land, or to find out for a stockgrower how many sheep there are in his state or the Nation, or to protect a man from buying inferior food, or to set up an electric light in front of his house, or to get him some rare field and garden seeds from Per sia and Egypt, or to pay him a sub sidy for carrying nfails, or to main tain libraries, parks, museums and botanical gardens for his edification and enjoyment, or to educate his family, or to provide credit currency for his conve nience, or to keep him from destroying the salmon industry by overfishing. Tet Government does all of these things, and nobody contemplates the abandon ment of any appreciable portion of them. Further reflection may show us that those who are inclined to be the most strenuous in opposing Government in terference for somebody's benefit are apt to demand still further Government interference to somebody's injury. Thus, if it is Democratic to oppose appropria tions for centennial expositions, it is apparently also Democratic to appeal to the Governmept to raise money by taxation to interfere with the open op eration of railroads. They who depre cate the entrance of Government Into educational work are often eager to see the Government embark In the street car or electric light business, at least to the point of owning the franchise on which these Industries proceed. It is an open question whether we need greater freedom for private business under the law, or less; and it Is per fectly certain that if we were to adopt the attractive theories put forth by Mr. C. E. S. "Wood at Baker City on Thurs day there would be an end to the socialistic proposals with which Demo cratic activities are honeycombed to day. The New York Democrats have asked for the state ownership of coal mines, and if it had not been for its Democratic backing, the movement to take taxes for the support of the Port land Library could never have suc ceeded. The most powerfully operating cause of this increasing Governmental en trance into undertakings for the indi vidual or the section Is not the growth of socialism, for the Impulse of Inde pendent effort is still strong in the American people; but It lies in" the read iness with which Government can raise the funds for such work, the advantage of supreme authority in its prosecu tion and the uniformity that only Gov ernment can enforce. The stupendous sums yielded by internal and customs revenue are drawn from the .people without creating any feeling of bur densome taxation, whereas, for the localities interested In Internal Improve ments to provide the funds by subscrip tion nr otherwise would be a task almost if not quite Impossible. This is J appeal successfully to the common sense of the American people, who prac tice, if they do not know Burke's phil osophy, which teaches truly that there are no fixed principles In government, but that politics really consists in the intelligent adaptation of means to ends. Experience has put us In a frame of mind where the theoretical correctness of internal Improvements, Government participation in world's fairs, etc., la waived for the more practical questions whether the money can bring results justifying its use, and whether It Is or has been honestly and prudently ex pended. The day when any man's vis ion of Spartan frugality can be accept ed ad a working hypothesis of politics has forever gone by in the United States. "We must be satisfied to sur round the paternalistic ventures of Government with every possible safe guard of caution and honesty. TO SAVE THE YOUNG. It would be. strange If the spectacle of wayward boys "and girls, familiar in Portland as In every city of its size, and familiar, alas, in smaller cities and even in rural settlements, should not appeal with great force to such ear nest bodies of men and women, as gath ered In separate congregations to dis cuss the subject in various Presbyte rian churches of the city on Thursday evening. It is often said that the isola tion and narrowness of country life seem to beget repulsive and dangerous manifestations of wrongdoing in the young more than the busier and gayer life of the city; and yet It must be owned that the facilities for certain forms of evil are greater in the city. "While country life affords its pecu liar opportunities and temptations for those who incline to badness, and while crimes of young persons are frequently reported from the country, In astonish ing ratio to the sparseness of popula tion, yet the outer snares for young feet and the opportunity for indulgence in grosser misconduct without detection are obviously greater in town. Boys can stray into haunts of vice when abroad on the street, and girls can re sort to secret rendezvous with much greater security from parental knowl edge. It is doubtful whether country parents are more solicitous for their children's safety than city parents, but it is not doubtful that when they are careless they are more apt to be taken up with distractions from home in the city than in the country. In such cases the waywardly inclined child is not likely to be kept from falling. The city authorities can never do the work which must be done at home, in the way of training, counsel and early discipline; but all that can .be done should be done to prevent the active or passive participation by the vicious classes in the undoing of boys and girls. Every saloon man detected in violat ing the statutes made in protection of minors should be relentlessly prosecut ed. Policemen should notice and inter fere with all suspicious conduct of boys and girls on the street, and every of fense of this sort should be promptly and frankly reported to both authorities and parents. It is a foolish policy that thinks to spare a child's or a parent's feelings by covering from the light a boy's or girl's first escapade. ' Such kindness is ultimate cruelty. "Vicious tendencies in youth mucst be corrected early or not at all. Prompt action may save, but to dally Is to fall utterly. We are prone to say that the churches would work to better advantage to In struct the young than to rail against conditions; yet there may be some In justice in this. The private duty does not eliminate or fulfill the public duty. And we may overestimate the respon sibility of religious training; for infi dels are known to bring up exemplary children where the most devout some times fall. Many an unhappy mother realizes too late that her children have gone astray while she has been busy here and there with mothers meetings and reform clubs. The attractiveness of a loving home and the firmness of parental counsel are obligations laid upon unbeliever as well as believer. The churches are not to be blamed for all the wayward children. And yet the fact remains that the child's salvation must be won from within out and not from without In. All the laws and restrictions in the world cannot make a good man or wom an out of the Individual that is deter mined to seek the disreputable and the vile. What must save the boy or the girl Is the principle instilled from ear liest years "by faithful love and author ity, line upon line, precept upon pre cept. We must reach the wayward and reckless parent somehow before we can make much impression on the charac ter of children that live at home. How this can be done is a problem that al most baffles solution. It is one that at best can yield but slow results, and per haps the most unsatisfactory effort of all is that directed In a public and militant way against society or author ity In the mass. The work that really counts Is the warning counsel of early life. There are boys In Portland who would not be tempted by a saloon on every corner. There are few girls prop erly born and reared who will not in stinctively recoil from every step that leads at last to drinking liquor with a strange man in the stall of a res taurant or saloon. USEFUL IN MANY WAYS. A small volume containing an account of the Louisiana Territory, Its history, purchase, and present condition, Is of more than passing Interest to Oregon people. The story of that great country and its momentous transfer to Ameri can control is told by Dr. A. E. Wlnship and Robert W. Wallace. It Is told In the simplest language, clearly and with out unnecessary or distracting details, so that it is well adapted to the use made of It in several states, where it has been made a text book in the schools. In view of the National interest that is taken In the Fair at St Louis, it is a good thing that the children should know the event which that Fair is de signed to commemorate. And the Fair authorities recognize the even greater measure of good that the use of this book will do their enterprise. As an indirect advertisement of the St Louis Fair there could be nothing more effect ive than the use of "The Louisiana Pur chase, As It Was and As It Is" in the schools. The application of the lesson to be derived from the experience of St. Louis to local conditions is obvious. A similar history of the Lewis and Clark expedi tion, with similar descriptions of the Northwest as It was then and as it is nbw, would prove -of vast benefit not only to the Immediate purposes of the Fair but to the country permanently. If such a work can be obtained and its introduction into the schools accom plished the Northwest would be greatly benefited. A PLEA THAT SHOULD BE GRANTED. The plea that has been made in be half of Portland's old fire horses does credit to humanity. It Is not likely that It will be Ignored. The public Is thoughtless at times, but it Is readily awakened to a sense of duty by timely reminder. This reminder was given in the recent announcement that these faithful old fire horses that had rushed at top speed to fires upon the tap of the great bell for more than a score of years were to be sold to the highest bidder. A stiffness of the joints due to years and service has made the old horses unfit for the work of the Fire Department This means that "Colonel" and "Jerry" and "Jake" must give place to more nimble horses in the engine-houses. This law Is an Inexorable one. From Its edict no living creature can escape. It touched great Gladstone and sent him home to rest and seclusion while yet there was work which he would willingly have done; It touched Bis marck several years before his pass ing, and the man of blood and Iron was forced to bow to its decree. It Is the only law that practically treats ail alike the rich and the poor, the hu man and the brute. There is no Inci dent in a church conference more sug gestive and more painful than that which relegates the old minister often pitifully protesting that he Is still able to work to the superannuated list There Is no Incident of home life more pathetic than that which dedicates the chimney corner to grandmother and requires her to fold her long busy hands and cease to direct the every-day life of the household. Humanity has come to the rescue of these outdated ones and with Its gen tle devices has smothered their pass ing years. As before said, It is to the credit of humanity that it is extending its kind offices in this direction to meet the demands of gratitude and generos ity In the case of faithful dumb crea tures, whose day of active usefulness Is past Let "Colonel" and "Jerry" and "Jake" faithful creatures, with a glint of hu man Intelligence in their eyes, be spared the ignominy and the suffering of a, cart-horse existence for their few re maining years. The city, from the standpoint of common gratitude, cannot afford to sell these faithful servitors; our citizens cannot afford to stand Idly by and have them sold. Let the old fire horses be comfortably sheltered, properly fed and decently groomed for the remainder of their lives at the ex pense of the people whom they have served. The Humane Society Is the proper almoner of this bounty and may well be gratitude's disbursing agent in this case. The uncle of President Roosevelt In his address before "The Thirteen Club" of New York City accepts as historical truth the old story first set afloat by an English tourist concerning President Jefferson's "hitching his horse to a post and stepping Into the courtroom to take the oath of office." This story Is utterly without foundation of fact Jefferson was a well-bred, .Intellectual man of excellent common sense, and he was Inaugurated with no more simplicity than his predecessor, John Adams. The tourist who printed this absurd story In England was an English Radical of the William Cobbett character, and he printed this libel on Jefferson's good sense for English circulation. The con temporary evidence Is overwhelming that Jefferson was inaugurated very much as was President John Adams. There was no "riding alone up to the Capitol and hitching his horse to the fence." Jefferson was a man of demo cratic political Ideas, but socially he was anything but a man of simple hab its of life. He had lived In Paris, In herited large wealth and married a rich widow. He always lived luxuriously for his day and generation. At Monti cello he dispensed a splendid hospital Its, he dined off sliver plate and had a retinue of servants. He prided him self on the excellence of his Madeira wine, spending for this article over $11,000 during his stay in the White House. His table Included all the lux uries that money could purchase, be sides those produced by his splendid plantation. At Montlcello Jefferson entertained every man of eminence from Europe who sought our shores either as an exile or a tourist Jef ferson was a man of college educa tion, a fine lawyer, a great student of the best literature. He possessed the greatest literary culture of his day. He Imported all the latest books from Eu rope and was a man of excellent breed ing and a charming talker. It Is totally incredible that so Intellectual, refined, well bred and accomplished a man as Jefferson could possibly have stooped to so stupid a bit of cheap demagogy as "riding up to the Capitol, tying his horse to the fence and proceeding to take the oath of office." A man of the Bryan type might venture to do such a thing, but Thomas Jefferson was not only a statesman, but a man of good sense, a well-bred gentleman. The late Isabella U of Spain was thirty-five years on the throne before she was driven, out by a revolution. She did not lose her throne because of her immorality but because the people of Spain did not like the action of. her father, KJng Ferdinand, In making her heir to the throne In violation of the old Salic law. She was descended from the corrupt French Bourbon stock, that in the time of Louis XTV succeeded to the throne of Spain at the cost of a momentous and ruinous war known as "The War of the Spanish Succession." Her father was one of the worst of men, a treacherous and cruel tyrant Her mother was the sister of King Bomba, the brutal despot of Naples, against whom his subjects revolted in 1848-49, and the sister of the Duchesse de Beri, who had a talent for becoming the mother of unexpected children. She was a creature that would have been a pop ular favorite In Europe before the French Revolution, for she was kind hearted, charitable, generous, good-humored, sensual, fond of low company; a kind of Charles H of England In petti coats. Her last husband, we believe, was a good-looking dragoon. She had some of the weakness of Catherine II of Russia, without a particle of her genius for government or her enjoy ment of good literature. The greatest of the old-time National highways was that wide avenue opened from Cumberland, Md., through Penn sylvania, the "Panhandle," and on across Ohio, between 1806 and 1840. It was popularly known as the Old Na tional Road, but Its legal name was the Cumberland Road. Its most eminent promoters were Albert Gallatin, Jeffer son's Secretary of the Treasury, and Henry Clay. This great 'public road was authorized In the act of Congress of 1802, which enabled the State of Ohio to enter the Union. Section 7 of thl3 act decreed that the money received from the sale of one-twentieth of the public lands in Ohio should be applied to building roads from the navigable waters of Atlantic streams to and within the new state "under the au thority of Congress." The matter was put in charge of the War Department, and soon commissioners appointed by the President of the United States were surveying a route for,a National boule vard from east to west The first Gov ernment appropriation was dated 1806 and was $30,000. This National road was begun at Cumberland, Md., In 1811, and even while the War of 1S12 was In progress was slowly pushed along over the Alleghcnles by way of Unlontown, Pa., to the Ohio River. When the war was over it was nearlng Its destination, and In 1818 was open to traffic to Wheeling, Va. A German paper. In commenting upon the ratification of the Panama canal treaty, recalls the prophetic language used by Goethe so far back as 1827. Discussing Humboldt's travels, Goethe said: This much Is certain: If by a crosscut ot this kind it could be accomplished that ves sels with all sorts of cargoes and of every size could go through tuch a canal from the Gulf of Mexico to the Pacific Ocean, quite incalculable results would follow for the entire civilized and uncivilized human race. T, however, would bo nurprised if the United States would miss the chance to get such a work into her hands. It is to be foreseen that this young state, with its decided ten dency toward tho West, will in 30 to 40 years have also taken possession, and will havo populated the large areas of land on the other side of the Rocky Mountains. It Is furthermore to be foreseen that In this entire coast of the Pacific Ocean, whero na ture has already created the most roomy and safest harbors, in course of time very im portant commercial towns will carry on a large trafllc between China and the East In dies with tho United States. In such a case It would not only be desirable, but almost necessary, that merchant as well as war vessels should be able to havo quicker con nection with tho western and eastern coaBts of America. I therefore repeat that It Is entirely indispensable for tho United States to make a passago from the Gulf of Mex ico to tho Pacific Ocean, and I am certain that she will accomplish it. Judge Emory Speer, of the United States Court for the southern district of Georgia, a Southern man, born and bred, an ex-Confederate, recently sen tenced Harry Olson, a sailor runner, who was found guilty of shanghaiing a number of negroes, to five years In the penitentiary, the maximum term, and to pay a fine of 55000. In sentenc ing the prisoner Judge Emory Speer said that the action of the Jury was an other exemplification of the truth that the most effective friend of the help less and unprotected negro is the gen tleman of the Southern communities. They know hl3 weakness, he said, but are never slow when he Is in the right, or when he has been wronged, to come to his assistance or his defense. "While this Is true," he continued, "it Is proba bly also true that representative Southern people are not aware of the excesses and cruelties to which the law less and vicious sometimes resort In depriving helpless colored men of their liberties. We cannot have a stable prosperity when any class of citizen ship, however humble, can be crimi nally deprived of liberty without due process of law." The "graveyard of the Pacific," lo cated on the west coast of "Vancouver's Island, has many additions to Its grue some store within the past few months. These tell of stanch vessels crippled by the gale and carried by the dread sweep of the down-streaming seas upon the roclcs which form, Indian fashion, their elevated burial places. Of many lives beaten out by the combined furies of the gale, the waves and the rocks; of a myriad of human bodies stark and stiff, which sank to the depths of the cruel sea, unknelled and uncofflned. Bits of wreckage twisted and torn have told mutely of the terrible tale of disaster, leaving Imagination to supply the de tails. The tale of the past three weeks Is told thus mutely but surely In the wreck of the British ship Lamorna, the schooner Kailua and the sealing schoon er Triumph. The skeletons of all of these have been added piecemeal to this great marine graveyard, adding to Its ghastly store. Flocks and herds In Eastern Oregon were appreciative of the warm weather of several days ago, and recuperated visibly from the sharp pinch Induced by the long cold Spring. Stockmen are well pleased that danger from hunger and cold has passed for this season and are reckoning up their profits from the Increase of their stock, which prom ise to be large. As an offset to the klate Spring the wool will be much clean er and of better quality than If it had been loaded with dust during the past month. Thus the 111 wind that blew so long and so fiercely increased, in the long run, the comfort of the sheep and will add to the profits of their owners. Japan finds cause for satisfaction In the belief that It was a mine planted by Admiral Togo which the Petropav lovsk struck; Russia finds equal satis faction In the declaration that It was one of her own mines that, becoming loosened from its moorings, drifted Into the path of the battleship and caused her destruction. These are specimen crumbs of comfort that human beings feed upon in war time. In the mean time the world at peace sincerely de plores the death of brave Makaroff and his twice four hundred men who, Im prisoned In the mighty ship, miserably perished. More than once since war. between Japan and Russia began, cablegrams have brought in briefest form the In telligence: "The Japanese fleet bom barded Port Arthur for hours and retired." Of the effect on the fortifica tions and the carnage among the men behind the defending guns, we hear nothing. Their side of the story Is tojd with vividness by a wounded officer of the Russian Artillery, who by aid of his nurse wrote to his mother. His let ter will be published In tomorrow's is sue of The Oregonian. Its human In terest commends It to every reader. The construction of water works at Seaside, Oregon's chief Summer resort by the sea, is a matter of prudence as well as a promising business Invest ment The place has become too pop ulous In the Summer months to depend upon a water supply from wells with safety. Those who own Summer cot tages at that place, as well as those who live there throughout the year, are to be congratulated at this advance movement In the interest of sanitation. COURAGEOUS COMMON' SENSE. Washington Post As to Mr. Cleveland's equipment, there Is no mystery whatsoever. He Is not in tune with the American spirit as regards the tariff. He advocates a somewhat vague, and therefore alarming, reform, as to the practical results of -which could they be. Indeed, defined the Individual is left to mere conjecture. There Is no doubt that public sentiment throughout the country. Irrespective of party affiliations, demands certain amend ments of the existing dispensation; but nobody knows just what amendments Mr. Cleveland seeks and would urge. He has never made himself clear upon this point He denounced the amelioration of the Wil son bill In 1S34 as "perfidy and dishonor," and we are left to Imagine for ourselves what he would have ordained Instead. Thus far he is a conundrum not to say a cause of suspicion and uneasiness. In all other respects, however, he ap peals to the Judgment and conscience of conservative Americans. He stands for stability in finance, ho represents the pro tection of civilized society against violence and anarchy, his very name is a guaran tee of deliverance from the abominable Anglomania which has Inspired our for eign policy of late, we know that he would put at stoo, at once and finally, to mis chievous meddlings in the affairs of for eign nations over which the Judicious have been made to grieve so frequently within the past few years. And Mr. Cleveland's strength with the thoughtful and Intelligent public lies In the fact that whereas the country is in no danger from his tariff heresies sup posing him to entertain any the country could safely count on receiving the bene fits of his patriotic, courageous and con servative common sense In all matters that would bo within his control. Explaining It. New York Evening Post The phenomenon of Hearst Is largely ex plicable by the corporations that set them selves above the law. They are aghast at his ravines. But they should not be. He Is their creature. Whatever of un purchased political support he has comes from the confused belief of many ignorant people that he is somehow their cham pion against wealthy tricksters and cheats who are devouring widows' houses. Hearst or, rather, tho shrewd advisers who he retains to telL him what to do merely seizes the opportunity offered him by those who graps at unlawful wealth. To puzzle-headed folk dimly conscious of suf fering wrong, ho goe3 with his brass bands and his conjurer's costume, and shouts frantically: "Make mo President and you will all get your legal rights." Calculation. Brooklyn Eaglo. The movement in other states than New York for Judge Parker's nomination for President is all the better because It is founded on calculation than It would bo were It merely founded on sentiment Tho Parker movement In New York State It self Is the better for being founded on calculation and sentiment than It would be were It founded on sentiment alone. To carry New York Is necessary. A man who has carried it Is more likely to carry It again than one who never has. Judge Parker has carried It We know that he carried It In 1S97 in circum stances of Republican handicap. But ho carried It. all the same. And Repub licanism is not now any more free from handicapping circumstances than It was then. Despair. Indianapolis News. There is no evidence that Hearst has any spontaneous support for his preten tions. No Important newspaper, pos sessed of dignity and Influence, speaks In his favor; no leader of the Democratic party of National standing openly ap proves his candidacy. If he shall be nominated and we cannot believe that possible It will be accomplished by such a debauching of political methods, by such a purchase and sale of men, that we not only may well despair of the Democratic party, but also may fear for the republic itself. Next to Cleveland. Nashville American. The Transcript warns Republicans against the mistake of underestimating the strength of such a man as Parker. It Is not likely that the Republican leaders will make any such mistake after Parker Is nominated and the campaign Is fairly opened. Their utterances now are In tended irferely for anteconvention effect They look on Parker as the strongest man, next to Cleveland, the Democrats can nominate. Isn't There One Other? St Paul Globe. Parker is the coming man and Democ racy may well bo nroud of him. To win with him would be magnificent and to fall with him would bring no disgrace. We can think of no other name on which all Democrats may so heartily unite for the big fight that Is before them, and that we sincerely bellevo they may win If they will. His Idea of the Proprieties. Buffalo Express. It Is alleged that Willie Hearst has been trying to buy all tho hotel space In St Louis during the Democratic National Convention. If he can get all the dele gates to become his guests of course they can't refuse him tho courtesy of a Presidential nomination In return for his hospitality. Turning From Bryanlsm. St Louis Post-Dispatch. The Democrats of the West find in Judge Parker a candidate who offers them an opportunity to turn from Bryanlsm to sound principles and a safe, strong can didate with which they may confidently appeal to the people without violating the strictest code of party ethics. Oklahoma's Opening. Kansas City TIme3. There are still new ways of opening a convention. At the Democratic Conven tion In Oklahoma yesterday Instead of be ginning with prayer or the reading of the call, it was started by an editor shooting a sergeant-at-arms. Is This a Straw? Boston Transcript Ex-President Cleveland seems to be un necessarily strenuous In his denials of hospitality to negroes for a man who really has no use whatever, now or later on, for the Southern vote. Orders From Georgia. Atlanta Constitution. New York must do one of two things instruct for Parker or not! If It adopts the former course tho fight for the. nom ination Is at an end If the latter, it has Just begun. Gdod Taste In Wall Paper. Harper's Bazar. The rules of good taste never change, though they sometimes seem to do so. The wall should be treated from the base board up. If there Is a dado. It should represent the darkest tone of all those employed for the wall; the division above it should bo several shades lighter, the border, if any, still lighter, and the cell ing lightest of all, and for this reason, which always exists, the celling receives less light than any other portion of the room, and the border less than the wall below It The effort therefore, must bo to counteract the darkness above by sup plying the missing light A darkly papered ceiling should always bo avoided In any but a Turkish or Indian room. Cool yellows, deep creams, golden tans, are the best celling tones, as a rule, though ther are occasions where a soft blue or a rose-flushed celling 13 to be advised. FAIR DEALING AS A POLICY. Kansas City Star. A recent address by Mr. C. S. Mellen, president of the New York, New Havon &. Hartford Railroad, before the Hart ford Board of Trade, deserves attention because of its frank recognition of tho evils In existing corporation manage ment The "accomplishments of results by Indirection," the endeavor to "thwart the intention, If not the' expressed letter, of tho law," the "desire to withhold what Is due" and "to force by main strength a result not Justified" these, ho thinks, arc the chief causes of the prevailing sentiment against the great corporations. It Is an unexpected pleasure to find such a straightforward arraignment of trust policies from a man In authority. It is still better to learn that he con siders tho policy of secrecy and unfair ness as already becoming obsolete. "The day has gone- by," he asserts, "when a corporation can be handled successfully In defiance of the public will." And he predicts that If the abuses which he has indicated are not corrected, "public utili ties will be managed and operated by the public which created them, even though the service be less efficient and the result less satisfactory from a financial stand point." The soundness of these views as to corporation policy has been demonstrated by experience. Unfairness on the part of the management of trusts has provoked retaliation. Radical agitation, advocacy of extreme measures and drastic legisla tion have been evoked by the short sightedness of men in control of corpora tions. "Sir," said a gambling speculator on the French Bourse the other day, "France Is dancing on a volcano." "That may be so," was the reply, "but you and your kind are tho orchestra which furnishes the music" The same answer might be made with justice to the managers of corporations who havo been guilty of the practices which Mr. Mellen condemns, but who complain that popular sentiment is unreasonably Inflamed against them. With general recognition of the too frequent trouble with corporate policy in the past there will undoubtedly come a change. Directors will recognize the financial importance of fair dealing and tho money value of popular favor. More men of Mr. Mellen's views will gradually rise to positions of authority. When the public becomes convinced that the trusts are dealing honestly and are not trying to secure undue advantages much of the existing friction will disappear. Ireland's Population Changing. St. Paul Pioneer-Press. "Ireland for the Irish," has been and is a sympathy-compelling cry. But what if the Irish move out, of their own ac cord, because they can do better in Amer ica, and the Scotch, English, Scandina vians and Germans move in because they can do better In Ireland than in their native countries? Such a movement seems actually going on. America, has such magnetic attractions for the Irish that in tho past 20 years, according to a circular issued by an Irish antl-emlgra-tion society, 755,000 people between the ages of 15 and 35 have gone to the United States. Children and older people prob ably number nearly as many more. The members of the society named are pre sumably Irish Nationalists, who keep up a constant agitation for Irish autonomy, regarding the union as Ireland's most grievous wrong, though much has been done to remedy the most crying of tho evils from which Ireland has suffered. They seo that If emigration contlues at the present rate they will at no very dis tant date lack a constituency. For the entire population of Ireland is only about 4,456,000, and it has decreased at the av erage rate of 69 per 1000 in each of the past three decades. Of the aggregate population, too, an Increasingly large pro portion is of foreign birth. People of the other races named, unhampered by his torical or religious or other antagonisms, find British rule quite enjoyable, and are ablo to prosper abundantly. The men of the anti-emigration society beg of Irish mon and women in the United States that they will stop sending money to help their relatives to come over to Amer ica. This effort will of course prove fu tile. No race has found a home in Amer ica more congenial to its aspirations and desires than tho Irish. They are wel comed here, as It were, to a land flowing with milk and honey, and they will prob ably como in increasing instead of in di minishing numbers. In the making of America they have borne a splendid part The fact would appear to be that the irreconcilable tNatlonalist propaganda which has so long been at work In Ire land, magnifying the distress of the peo ple, ever presenting tho dark side of af fairs, belittling the efforts of liberal minded Englishmen like Gladstone for tho betterment of Ireland's condition, and sowing discontent and pessimism all over the Island, have overshot tho mark. They have disgusted the Irish people with Ireland, and done as much as any other agency to promote the emigra tion In which they now see their own finish. Abuse of Privilege. Detroit Free Press. The recent action of the House In ex punging from tho Congressional Record an attack made upon one of its members by another of the body under the ex tension of leave to print, calls attention to the gross misuse to which that privilege Is frequently put and the necessity of re stricting the practice. Originally Intended to expedite matters and give members an opportunity to Insert in the Record, whore they could be read later and digested, statistics and other matters appertaining to the topic under discussion, the rulo has been distorted and the privilege abused by unscrupulous persons until it has reached a point that occasionally be comes unbearable. Ag'ln Him on General Principles. Pine Belt (Ala.) New3. Tho alleged Hearst boomlet may fright en some Democrats, but not ub. The people tho common people, if you please ("one of whom we are which") have long ago discarded the tenets, doctrines and teachings of Bryan Democracy and are looking forward to the time when the party will return to tho true Democratic faith of Jefferson and Jackson. Hearst seems to be a second edition of the Ne braska orator and could not carry hl3 own state if nominated. We're agin him on general principles. Just an Idea. Providence Journal. What the favor-seeking American ship owners expect to make out of the exclu sive right which they aro asking of Con gress to carry Government supplies over sea Is not known. But some idea of their rapacity may be obtained from tho fact that they spurned a proposition to give them, as an alternative to monopoly, a 25 per cent advantage over foreigners in that carrying trade. Consequences of Nomination. Lexington (Ky.) Daily Herald. Of course every intelligent man In Amer ica knows that under no possible concat enation of circumstances couM Mr. Hearst be elected President; if it be" possible to buy a nomination, he cannot buy his elec tion. His nomination will forever smirch every prominent politician who helps to bring It about and disgrace those who combined to produce it Judge Parker's Silence. Savannah (Ga.) News. AH of those who are making the point against Judge Parker that they do not know where he stands on public questions aro not friendly to him. They are sim ply seeking opportunities to attack him. He Is therefore right in remaining silent NOTE AND COMMENT. The Old Fire Horse. When clangs the sudden gong. He rushes to his place. But the youngsters sweep along With too Impetuous pace. ' For one and twenty years He'a bounded at the cry, And heard the eidewalk's cheers Salute him, thundering by. Now creeping age has come To work its will at length; , The lion heart to numb, 4 To dull the lion strength. His spirit yet is high, HIu spirit yet Is fain, . , But ago must ever vie With eager youth in vain, v The veteran's day Is o'er To heed the clanging gong; , - He cannot serve us more. So aell him for a song. Fearful Possibilities. Portland. April 13. (To Note and Com ment.) The Oregonlan's dispatches state that when the news of the disaster to the battleship Missouri reached the New York Navy-Yard "some of the old salts shook their heads and declared the unlucky 13 was at work again." By a course of specious reasoning tho blame for the sad fatality la ingeniously laid at the door ot the "un lucky 13." By the same course of logic the Russian battleship Pctropavlovsk came to an Inglorious end on April 13. also, since the name of this vessel contains 13 letters. According to later dispatches 751 men went down on the flagship. The sum of these nu merals also equals 13. But the torpedo boat "Vestrashln, also destroyed, con tains only 10 letters. It Is frightful to con template what would have been the hit ter's Xato if It, too, had contained 13 let ters. READER. "Reader" falls to observe that by count ing the first letter In Vestrashln twice and the last letter three times a total of 13 letters is reached in her case also. Tho Hearst trumpeters are blowing themselves out of breath. Note and Comment's weather forecast (copyright, 1904) Saturday 3 showers. New York mourns an April snowstorm. Out here there's nothing snowy but the fruit trees. Boston seems to llko a sensational mur der case almost as much as San Fran cisco does. A woman will believe almost anything bad of 'a man that looks distinguished in evening dress. Baldness in the editorial columns of th New York Times becomes calvlty. And yet we laugh at Boston. First Democrat: "What's the good word today?" Second Democrat: "Tom, of courso." Two of tho Roosevelt kids havo the mumps. This is about the furthest they've over gono in the way of swelled heads. In view of tho disclosures In Phila delphia, some one suggests that the ex pression "baby farm." snould be discarded for "abattoir." There is a possibility that the steamor Jef ferson will get Into deep water. Tacoma New3. There Is no doubt about her owners be ing already In deep "water. The office of Coroner has been abolished in New York. If this example Is fol lowed in other states, America will lose one of her greatest founts of unconscious humor. Up In IiOwiston a young man tried to recover, with tho aid of a gun, presents that he had given a girl. If he wanted his gifts so badly as all that why didn't he marry the girl? The Republican National Committee man from Texas, referring particularly to Mr. Hearst says: No man who parts his hair In the middle can ever carry Texas for the Presidency. That settles It Tho Philadelphia North American re prints from its files of April 10, 1S04, somo verses taken from the London Sun, en titled "The Herring Pond." It appears that the term was then applied to tho English Channel, and Its use as a name for the Atlantic was of later develop ment The Tacoma News Is running a spelling school, printing a list of words mis spelled in the office during each day. The list doesn't occupy a column, and thl3 leads one to believe that It Is incomplete. Does the News think that in these days of 8ymetrlcal developement in education that any person can be such a cypher as not be able to spell correctly? In theso days we hear much of Imperial magnificence and extravagance In tho White House. What moro democratic spectaclo could be presented to the Nation than that of two children of tho Presi dent's laid up with mumps? Is there not something In the very word mumps sug gestive of the robust Democracy of Old Hickory, especially when contrasted with such an essentially aristocratic term as tonsilltls? Jefferson himself might havo had mumps, but we are sure that he would have scorned appendicitis. The nation is not yet becoming a despotism or a coun try of empty pageants. The old aliments still flourish, thank Heavens. The good old times and the good old simplicity and the good old diseases, 'rah for the bunch. WEX J. OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. "Who Is this Wagner, anyway?" "Ho Is the author of a musical comedy called 'Tho Simple Life.' " Puck. Giles So you do not think tho statues in our parks are up to date? Miss Gasolene Indeed, I don't. Why, there isn't ono of the figures driving an auto. Judge. Friend If your washerwoman charges by the piece It must be rather expensive. Young Housekeeper Oh, no. She loses so many things that her bills are nover high. New York Weekly. "Did you go Into that speculation you were talking to me about?" Yos." "What do you expect to realize from It?" "Just at present there's a strong prospect that I may realize what a fool I was." Philadel phia Press. "Do you beliove," she asked, "that a genius can possibly be a good husband?" "Well," he modestly replied, "I would pre fer not to answer that question. But my wifo ought to be able to toll you." Chicago Record-Herald. "Did you say that man in the kitchen with you last night Is a relative, Norah?" Yes, mum." "He didn't look like a very close one, Norah." "Oh, well, mum. you should have seen him before you opened the door!" Yonkers Statesman. They were discussing a member of Goth am's fashionable set. "She has a great deal ot forethought," someone remarked. "Oh, yes. Indeed. Why, she acquired a residence in South Dakota before she was even mar ried." Chicago Evening Post. "I sent three poema to Blank's magazine last month, and this morning I learned that it had suspended publication." "Say, that's what I call tough luck," responded his friend. "But even if the publishers should bring suit against you for damages, they won't bo able to recover anything." Chi cago DoUv News.