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The funeral baked meats did coldly furnish forth the mar riage tables. Hamlet, I., 2. They who came to mourn over the dead treaty between the United States and Colombia behold our prosperous union with Panama. A little month ere yet "those shoes were old, the Hay-Var-illa compact is ready for signature and all the bells are ringing at Colon and Panama. All of which is satisfactory. Haste is not objectionable or dangerous unless delay is necessary. Heaven knows we have waited centuries enough for an isthmian canal, without fearing now the Imputation of precipitate action. The harvests which revolutions gather In an hour are of slow fruition. So It is with the canal. It is not alone on the isthmus that circumstances have been ripening through the years; but also in the United States Senate, where winds and waves of popular conviction have been beating upon rock-bound conservatism and railroad affiliations; In the "White House itself, where at length this vision of commerce has pos sessed the mind of the Federal Govern ment, and in -foreign lands, where Euro pean arms, trade and diplomacy have moved to the point of welcoming the realization of an American canal, with all the necessary concomitants of American ascendency there in military and political senses. The swiftness with which the blow has fallen Is In perfect keeping with the long prepara tory struggle. The flower has bloomed In a night, but its seed has been nour ished in the bosom of four hundred eventful years. Probably the signing and ratifying of the new treaty will come on apace, and the way be cleared for construction ' at a date apparently impossible two months ago. The rapidity with which events move on is not more noteworthy than the care with which they are guided. It is clear that the Administration Is pre pared to meet even' contingency In a masterly way. The rage of Colombia has been foreseen and will be molli fied by such financial arrangements as will gain more for her than her stub bornness and over-reaching could gain for herself. Though we shall have large jurisdiction at Panama and Colon, the Integrity of the new republic will be preserved, and not confused with the new ambitions of neighboring de partments or provinces. European co operation will be enlisted by judicious adjustment of the Colombian national debt. All these things are within easy reach of American talents and re sources. It Is Incredible that any seri ous obstruction to the treaty's ratifica tion can be worked up in the Senate, within or without party lines. TRUE, THOUGH NOT NEW. "Whoever has examined the conduct and proceedings of both parties for some years past, whether in or out of power, cannot well conceive it possible to so far toward the extreme of either without offering some violence to his integrity, or understanding. A wise and good man may indeed be some times induced to comply with a mem ber, whose opinion he generally ap proves, though it be perhaps against his own. But this liberty should be made use of -upon very few occasions, mid those of small importance, and then only with a view of bringing over to his own side, another time, to some thing of greater and more public mo ment. But to sacrifice the lnnocency of a friend, the good of our country, or our own conscience, to the humor, or pas sion or interest of a party, plainly shows that either our heads or our hearts are not as they should be; yet this -very practice is the fundamental low of each faction among us, as may be obvious to any who will impartially and without engagement be at the pains o examine their actions, which how ever Is not so easy a task; for It seems e. principle in human nature to incline one way more than another, even in matters where we are wholly uncon cerned. And It is a common observa tion that in reading a history of facts done a thousand years ago, or standing by at play among those who are per fect strangers to us, we are apt to find our hopes and wishes engaged on a sudden In favor of one side more than another. No wonder, then, we are so ready to interest ourselves in public fdB&lrs, where the most inconsiderable have some real share, and by the won derful Importance "which every man' Is of io himself, a very great Imaginary one. And indeed, when the two parties that divide the whole commonwealth come once to a rupture, without any hopes left of forming a thread, with better principles, to balance the others, It seems every man's duty to choose one of the two sides, though he cannot en tirely approve of either; and all pre tenses to neutrality are justly exploded by both, being too state and obvious, only Intending the saf etyv and ease of a few individuals, while the public is em broiled. Now, The Oregonian is not presenting all this as original matter. But the matter is Just as good as it was two hundred years ago, when written by the celebrated Bean of St. Patrick's, Dublin. FUR SEAL STILL PLENTIFUL. Owners of Victoria sealing schooners are again dispatching some of their ves sels to the hunting grounds off Cape Horn, and the fleet from the Canadian port operating in this new field will this year number eleven vessels. All of the schooners that have hunted on the southern grounds have prospered, most of the vessels last year securing 2000 skins each. The weather conditions are less favorable in the new hunting grounds than they are In Behring Sea and. off ,the North Pacific coast, but the success of the sealers is conclusive evidence that the herds of fur-bear.ers in the Pacific Ocean are fully as large as they ever were. The Inhuman brand ing iron of the United States Govern ment agents has driven them in" terror from some of their favorite haunts in the North Pacific, and too many hunters off the Japan coast have fright ened some of them away from there. The ocean Is wide, however, and the seal's environment and cunning give all the protection that is required to perpetuate the Industry for an indefi nite period. Professor Jordan has been prating about "vanishing seal herds" for the past twenty years, but the herds In the water are as numerous as ever, and the only ones that vanish are those that are transferred from their native element to the holds of the Canadian schooners, and they are never missed from the vast herds which re appear each season. In endeavoring to protect the Alaska sealing monopoly the American Government has driven the American sealing schooner from the sea, and the loss, direct and Indi rect, to our people through being de prived of the right to engage in the business has amounted to many mil lions of dollars. "With an ordinary catch this season, that fleet of eleven vessels sailing out of Victoria for Cape Horn will bring back over $250,000 worth of skins. This Is not as much as some of our other industries produce, but if the fleet of forty American schooners which were sailing out of Pacific Coast ports when the Govern ment began its persecution of the sealer, twenty years ago, had contin ued in the business until the present time, some of those fine residences and business blocks that Victoria sealers have built with the proceeds of their catches would grace American instead of Canadian ports. This great industry was lost to the United States through either cupidity or stupidity in giving the Alaska fur trust a monopoly of the seal-killing at the breeding grounds. The seal in the open sea, with a fair chance to escape the hunter, was in little or- no danger of extermination or of being driven away from the North Pacific grounds, but when the Government permitted the big fur monopoly to invade the breeding grounds and ruthlessly club to death vast herds of seal, leaving thousands of motherless pups to starve on the beach, the fur-bearer began to migrate, and his migration was accel erated a few years ago when the tor turous branding Iron came Into use. The vigilance of the hunters has failed to drive the seal from the ocean, but the vigilance of the Government In pro tecting a monopoly has driven the American sealer from the ocean. It might be said that we could riow take advantage of the new field for op erations and again get in the business. Unfortunately, all of our sealing cap tains, hunters and boatmen have long since followed their vessels under the British flag, and the recruiting of a fleet such as we had in the early '80s would require many years of work and the expenditure of a large sum of money. "We are out of the sealing busi ness, and we were forced "out by the blunders of the Government officials and experts like Professor Jordan. DISSOLUTION OF THE UNION. Ex-Senator John H. Reagan, of Texas, the only survivor of the Con federate Cabinet, predicts that the re--suit of the present drift of our politics will be a dissolution of the confedera tion of states or a monarchical form of government, and he opposes the divis ion of the State of Texas on the ground that he wants that state to be big enough to stand alone when the disso lution of the Union comes. Senatbr Reagan Is In his 92d year, and he talks as many men of ability and intelligence talked In his boyhood, when the disso lution of the Union was not an unrea sonable presumption. But the condi tions which then made a dissolution possible no longer exist. In 18C0 we had but thirty millions of people about nineteen millions In the North and some eleven millions in the South. There were few railroads In the South. The navigation of the Ohio, the Missis sippi and the Missouri counted for so much more than railroads that had It not been for the Importance of the Con trol of these great inland waterways It is doubtful whether the "West would have fought unanimously on the side of the Union. Today the South is cobwebbed with railroads connecting it with the whole North. Newspapers have multiplied all over the country. The agencies which make most powerfully against -sectionalism and promote a common concern in the welfare of a united country have been so enormously Increased In their far-reaching Influence that it is safe to say that the Union will never be dissolved, simply because the vast majority of the people of all sections of the country know that as a matter of business It would not pay to dissolve It. It was by no means clear to the lead i ers of the South that as a business f proposition the establishment of the Southern Confederacy was an extrava gant experiment The recognition of the Confederacy by France and Eng land was not unreasonably expected, and as late as February, 1863, General Beauregard did not despair of an estrangement of the Northwest from the Union, and he urged the Confederate government to offer the Northwestern States a treaty of alliance, offensive and defensive, whenever they should separate "from the rest of the United States." He added: "They may not accept It at first, but they will think about it and discuss it It will be a beginning for. those who are tired of war to stir up, and finally, after one or more severe battles, they will make up their minds that we are their best friends and they will act as we de sire." This was written after the ter rible year of 1862, In which the Union armies had been either defeated or fought drawn battles from Shlloh to Fredericksburg. Beauregard's view was sound, and if the war had been prolonged another year without victory, the peace party would probably have swept the North west. As a military and economic ex periment, the Southern Confederacy was not a reckless venture in 1SG1, but all the conditions of that day are so completely changed that It is safe to say that, whether in the future we stand or fall, there will be no disunion; we shall stand or fall together. Our form of government It is possible may be changed in some respects. Monarchy was subverted by Cromwell, but the English nation was not dissolved. Cromwell was succeeded by the son of the King he sent to the block, but the English nation remained a unit. So while our republican form of govern ment may experience some change, mu tual Interests and the sense of self preservation will be sure to keep us a united country. The American Union or Nation will never be dissolved, sim ply because we .have become too Intel ligent a people not to understand that it cannot possibly pay to dissolve it Our people may differ strongly as to whether It pays to enlarge our Union, but they all agree that It Is the high est wisdom not to dissolve It. IN MEMORY OF DR. M'LOUGHLIN. Agitation at Oregon City of the ques tion of erecting a monument to Dr. McLoughlln Is timely, and Oregon City furlshes at 'once-an Ideal and historical site for such a monument Citizens of Oregon and "Washington, or of such portions of these states as were known to and exploited by Dr. McLoughlln, whether as chief factor of the Hudson's Bay Company or in his last years as a public-spirited American citizen, may well be called upon to forward this ob ject, both by their Interest and their means. For many years, comprising the formative period in which civili zation established Its outposts In the Pacific Northwest, Dr. McLoughlln was the ruling spirit of events. Kind, somewhat austere, as became the ruling power In a section far re moved from the seat of government; just and generous, he filled a place In the energies and exigencies of the time the Importance of which cannot be overestimated. Americans who ob tained a foothold in the land which he had occupied In unquestioned authority for many years conceived more or less prejudice against him In the earlier times because he was first of all a British subject with all that that Im plied to a man In his station of author ity; but this gradually melted away when he became an American citizen and was as loyal to his adopted as he had been to his native country. He made his home at Oregon City at that time the goal for which transconti nental immigration struggled. Engag ing in the peaceful pursuits of busi ness in the old pioneer town; Interested in its growth and identified with Its prosperity, he passed the last. years of his eventful life there died and was bUrled there, and there through all the years the ceaseless monotone of the "Willamette falls has been his requiem. Almost as often as burial has been made In private grounds, whether of the home pasture lot or the church yard, time and change have shown that it has been a mistake. The most pa thetic and neglected spots In rural New England are the family burial plots. Once "sacred to memory," they are now (where they have not been obliter ated by the plow of the careless stran ger) overgrown by wlldwood tangle, marked only as burial places by reeling or prostrate slabs of crumbling sand stone, or more enduring but weather stained, mossgrown marble. Times change and people change. The personality that Is prominent and pow erful In the affairs of today Is forgot ten In the tomorrows of half a century. Hence it is that few of the citizens of Oregon, relatively speaking, know that the dust of Dr. McLoughlln, deposited less than half a century ago by his re quest In the small lnclosure of the church In which he reverently wor shiped, lies there in an obscure grave. The proposition to erect a monument to his memory Includes a site on the hill, picturesque and commanding be yond description, and eminently suita ble for the purpose. It would be well, were It possible to do so from a senti mental point of view, if It also Includ ed the removal of his remains to the site selected, when the monument was completed and at the time of Its dedi cation. But whether this is done or not the effort to secure funds for building a monument to the memory of Dr. McLoughlln should be continued until the object Is accomplished. A marvel of speed was brought to the attention of the public some two years ago by the statement that the dis tance between Paris and Amiens was made by rail at the rate of about slxty-flve miles an hour. The progress that mankind Is making In the art of learning to fly without wings was lately noted In a test of electricity as a motor on a German railway In which a speed of 131 miles an hour was developed. This Is much faster than the ordinary mortal cares about getting over the ground, but conditions being favora ble, It Is confidently asserted that even greater speed than this can be attained over relatively short distances through electrical traction. This German test only confirmed the opinion that has been entertained by electrical engineers' ever since this subtle force was reduced to control. So far, however, It Is true that beyond a certain limit much within the phenomenal speed that can be attained, the cost of this rapid tran sit Is greater than those who travel can afford to pay. The danger that at tends such a rate of speed Is also much greater than prudent people will care to Incur. This Is a fast age, but very few persons, relatively speaking, care to Indorse Its extreme possibilities by riding literally upon the lightning's wing. Madame Curie, the discoverer of ra dium, was born thirty-six years ago in "Warsaw. She Is an Indefatigable stu dent, dresses with severe simplicity, and gives absolutely no thought to the cut or fit of her garments, so long as the simple details of "neatness and comfort are observed. As described by Mad ame Belnstock, a highly cultivated French woman, Madame Curie Is tall, well proportioned, with magnificent light yellow wavy hair which harmoni ously frames a fine straight forehead. The features of her face are fine and regular; the eyes a light blue, very ex pressive and soft; the mouth alone, with Its thin lips, gives a slight touch of hardness to the expression of the physiognomy. The wife of a studious man, the mother of a shy little daugh ter of seven years, who is described as "a small blonde, In good health, full of life and tenderly cared for by her mother"; a scientist to whose findings the scientists of the world give wonder ing attention, Madame Curie stands be fore the world In a complex role, every detail of which she has mastered. "With the discovery of a force more wonderful than the X ray to her credit, full of faith and courage, she will pur sue her researches concerning radio active bodies, hoping in a year's time to have disclosed other forces to the scientific world. Perhaps the greatest wonder In all of this Is the development from lowly parentage and amid poverty and prejudice of a human mind so alert persistent and far-seeing as that of Madame Curie. The Chicago City Council has taken time by the forelock In the hope to diminish the July death rate from tet anus. An ordinance has been passed carrying a penalty of $100, which for bids any one to sell, lend or furnish a toy pistol or similar firearm In which any explosive substance can be used. The Fourth of July 4s yet some months off, but It Is well to legislate upon this matter before the noise merchants get stocked up with explosives. It Is a well-established fact that the celebra tion of Independence day each year Is the direct or Indirect cause of more wounds and fatalities than have result ed from some of the more Important battles of the world. The discomfort danger and loss from fire, annoyance and shock to the jierves, from the same cause, cannot be computed. Chicago, for once at least nas set a good exam ple which other cities might with hu manity and propriety follow. If the Portland City Council takes the matter up, It may be hoped that "cannon crackers," "Dewey chasers" and the "explosive cane" will come In with the toy pistol for Interdiction. And to this may be added the hope that our mu nicipal lawgivers will give the matter their early and earnest attention, thereby materially assisting to lessen the July death rate arid helping to re duce the July budget of discomfort to the minimum. The German steamship Kaiser Wll helm II arrived at New York November 10 with 1566 passengers from Europe. "While this was a small list compared with some that have been noted during the Summer and early Autumn, it Is sufficiently large to cause speculation as to where this immigration is going to end. It is now a certainty that the number of foreigners coming in for the calendar year 1903 will reach a total of 1,000,000. If this vast throng of new comers would scatter out "West and clear up and Improve some of the many millions of acres of Idle land and become producers, they would meet with a warm welcome. Unfortunately, the most of tTrfem crowd Into the cities and intensify a struggle for existence which Is already sufficiently strenuous to cause untold misery and suffering. The new "West needs thousands and millions of workers, but it would prefer to have most of them In the fields, for ests and mines instead of the cities. The Influx of 1,000,000 foreigners ln quest of a job will have some effect on the labor market In the United States, for they cannot all get on the police force or live off their neighbors. Among the lost articles reported to the London police last year were 21,608 umbrellas. This was nearly one-half of the entire number of such articles reported. The umbrella by this show ing maintains its place in the record of forgetfulness, even, as It would doubt less be maintained In the records of petty larceny, were the latter records accessible. The figures given lead the New York Independent to ask what there is In the moral or physical nature of the umbrella which Impels It to be numbered among the lost and aban doned. The attraction which the um brella has for the sneakthlef may read ily be explained, but what there Is In this useful and easily transported arti cle to cause a cog to slip In the owner's memory when he puts It down in a public conveyance, hall, hallway or church. Is a question that may well puzzle the most accomplished alienist The 5200,000 clubhouse which the "Woxklngman's Educational and Home Association of New York will build for Its members will undoubtedly do much toward elevating and Improving the condition of the New York working man. The Tammany excuse for the corner saloon find worst places has al ways been that they were the poor man's club, where he could meet and exchange views with fellow-cltlzens In his own walk of life. A worklngman's club conducted on the plan suggested for this latest New York enterprise would cause the Tammany argument to lose much of Its force. It Is possible, however, that the poor men who con gregate In Tammany's clubs are mostly worklngmen who work only the public and politics. For such the new club will have small attractions, and the red "lights will still burn "on the Bow ery." There is negro blood today In the ranks of the Russian aristocracy, for Peter the Great elevated a negro who was one of his favorite officers to the nobility, and there Is negro blood In the aristocracy of Great Britain, for the announcement of the coming marriage in South Africa of Lady Mary Grey re calls the fact that the third wife of the late and eighth Earl of Stamford Is a mulatto, the daughter of a Hottentot cook" and laundress in the family of that peer, whom he married after she had borne him two children. Lady Mary takes her place In Burke's peer age. The rebuke administered by Attorney General Kn,ox to District Attorney Summers, of Nebraska, is a timely re buke to those antls who have been carping at the Administration's pur poses of honesty In attacking frauds. It Is a' mistake, the conjecture tele graphed from "Washington that Judge Bellinger, on a technicality, directed the dismissal of the charges against Mr. Moody. He did It because there was nothing In them. 'Except Mr. Hermann, the Oregon delegation at "Washington have nothing to say about the ac.qtilttal of Mr. Moody. J jt becomes them, to be silent POSITION OF THE STEEL- TKUST Chicago Record-Herald. The last few days have brought spe cific proof that the United States Steel ( Corporation, big as it is, is not big enough to carry on its business regardless of those ordinary trade conditions of supply and demand which regulate prices. It has been compelled to make substan tial reductions in the prices of Its prod ucts, despite Its frequently declared pur pose to keep prices where they were. The payment of the dividends on the water in the Steel stock requires, as Is evident, huge earnings. If the watering of thestock was not a deliberate swindle it was because the promoters of the trust honestly believed tha by their new organ ization they could keep up the prices and the earnings and the dividends. To a certain extent their failure Is already apparent Their policy, as phrased by The "Wall Street Journal, Is now toned down to "the maintenance of a .more or less uniform and stable price for Us (the trust's) products, and yet not to maintain a fixed prlco so as to make It hold the umbrella, so to speak, and thereby permit competitors to undersell them." The power of outside competi tion is here most clearly recognized. Nevertheless it may still be true that the trust will be able to prevent "runa way" markets and to produce much greater stability of prices than has for merly been the case. Steel billets, which have just been reduced from $27 to 523 a ton, have sold as low as 515.43 in 1S94, 515 in 1S9S, and 519.75 in 1900, and as high as 539.50 in 1SS9 and 529 in 1902. A most Important fact to bo noted in the trust's favor when the proballtles of its future prosperity are under consider ation, is the one to which James, J. Hill called attention in an Interview printed yesterday namely. Its ownership of the most valuable Iron mines on the conti nent, estimated to contain SO per cent of the ore of the country. That these mines are enormously valuable there is no doubt, but the Investor will take little account of them so long as he fears that a reorganization of the company may wipe out his stock certificates altogether and leave those same valuable mines to the possession of some one else, possibly the fortunate holder of the first mort gage bonds. Ancther phase of the trust's manage ment which will be closely watched in the immediate future is Its attitude toward .labof. Its announced policy is not to "reduce production proportionally in all its mines, but to shut particular mills entirely whenever a restriction In output is decided on. The power or the trust In this respect Is so great that if it exercises It arbitrarily It will hold the fates not merely of many of Its union laborers, but of whole communities, In Its hand. Monkeys In Society. Baltimore Sun. . Having imported "rag-time" music and "coon songs" from the United States and enjoyed these frlvolties to the utmoBt, French society has adopted another fea ture of American high life. A dispatch from Paris states that the wife of a dis tinguished professional man In the French metropolis gave a reception last week In honor of "Consul," a chimpanzee which has been the chief attraction at ar place of amusement in Paris. The cards of Invitation stated that the guests were invited specially to meet the accomplished Simian. At the reception "Consul" ap peared In faultless evening dress. He was duly presented td the guests and his man ners, according to ah reports, were worthy of a Gallic Turveydrop. "He flirted with the women," says the dlspafcn, "like a courtier." In fine, the Simian made the hit of the season, and the guests were charmed by his elegance of deportment and his wit In the entertainment of mon keys, however, gilded society In the United States is still far In advance of the Old "World. More than a year ago we intro duced them Into society, banquetted them and otherwise admitted them to a plane of equality with the members of our most exclusive social circles. It Is gratifying to our pride that Parisian society is follow ing' the American lead in this matter. Those who have made a study of the monkey's social graces and accomplish ments find the Simian a very delightful addition to the Four Hundred a creature of incomparable refinement and most brilliant wit. It Is hoped our French friends will prove equally appreciative otherwise the monkey's feelings will be hurt Not a Good Year for Grafters. New York Evening Post. "Western critics are speaking out plainly and fearlessly against fraudulent entries on public land, which are coming to light in Oregon, "Washington and California. In these states, it Is charged, at least 10,000 entries have been made under the timber and stone act which cannot stand Investigation; and under the desert land act abuses have arisen, not to speak of 125 unlawful Inclosures covering some 2,500,000 acres of public domain. It Is to protect the bona fide settler the man who needs cheap land to live on that there Is a call for searching inquiry on the part of Government officials. The lands to bo settled are yet extensive, but there is a demand for practically all of them, and when the great acreage of the arid and seml-arld states Is brought near to adequate Irrigation systems, the legiti mate demand will far exceed the supply. The speculator has watched, with more or less cynicism, the attempt of Land Commissioner Richards to destroy his in fluence; but it must be remembered that this Is a year when "grafters" are not flourishing particularly, and something helpful and definite is likely to result from these recent disclosures, and from the resolute orders of Secretary Hitch cock. Roosevelt's Legs Too Straight. "Washington Dispatch to Atlanta Constitution. All "Washington Is talking about a little conversation that occurred today between the President and Judge Adamson, which was as follows: The Judge called at the "White House and said: 4iMr. President, my only business 13 to pay my respects. In the language of 'Br'er Rabbit' just to past the time o' day with you." Said the President: "I am always glad to see you, but I am especially delighted to see you today, and speaking of 'Br'er Rabbit' reminds me that Br'er Jack Rabbit on tho isthmus jumped one time too many for his good." Mr. Adamscnt "I guess that when he jumrcd he wasdIsappoInted that he did not run against a bowlegged President who could not head him In a lane." The joke amused the President very much, and he repeated It to nearly all of his callers during the remainder of the day. Got th' Mumps. Eajtlmore News. Bay. I got th' mumps; an' say, Ain't It awful when your face Swctis all up? "Why, yesterday I c'd hardly find a place For th pie, It hurt me so. With thenf orful. achhV Jumps 1 It's Jest fun t stump your toe, v Side o 'mumps! Every time I try f talk Somethln' gits me In the Jaw, An' it shakes so when I walk, I Jess holler out f'r maw. An she come3 a-runn!n' my! Don't I git a couple thumps On th ear fr yellln'? I Hate th' mumps! Ain't nobody sorry, ner Don't nobody seem t care Can't sea what I'm fussln fer; They don't feel no achln' there "Where I do; they seem to think It's a picnic t' have lumps On somebody else's face, "With th mumps! Cut my fingers, stumped my toe. Got ten thousand kind o' bumps. But thcy's nothln' hurts me so Llko th' mumps! MISTAKE WOULD BE MONUMENTAL Rrnnklvn Eairle. Dem. r The Democratic party will not do well to take counsel from Senator Teller, of Colorado. He has never been a Demo crat a moment in his life. He went from Republicanism Into Populism, and an nexed himself to Democracy In the period of Bryan and of Bryanlsm. Since then he has out-voiced in the "party" men who have been Democrats all their lives, on the old principle that "one renegade fights worse than ten Turks." It is now his plan to commit the De mocracy in the two houses of the Con gress to a solid and unchangeable oppo sition to any recognition of the new Re public of Panama, and to go to the coun try, in the Presidential election, on the plea of a canal across Nicaragua, Instead of one by the Isthmus. A canal between oceans has been an aspiration and a de mand of commerce ever since vessels have been propelled by steam. The de mand has not been met but events have constantly increased the pressure for it, and conditions have lately become favor- able In the accomplishment of it Every conclusion of surveying, every attempt at construction, every thought of the engineering and business world has favored the Panama routo as a prefer ablllty, while regarding the Nicaragua route as a not Impossible though a npt desirable alternative. The Teller move ment Is one to beat the Panama attempt on the very verge of Its possible accom plishment It is one to revive the Nica ragua movement, if not with the intent, then surely with the consequence, of hav ing no canal at all. The capital of the world will not go to Nicaragua, when Panama Is accessible The capital of the world will not sanction the recourse of government to Nicaragua, for Inter oceanic canal purposes, when the work across the Isthmus of Panama Is already one-third done and when the engineering problems of that work have been solved. To be for Nicaragua Is in effect, if not In purpose, to be against any canal between oceans at all in the circumstances as they now exist, and under conditions which have been brought about by diplomacy and by revolution on the Isthmus. Should the Democratic party be misled by Mr. Teller and other Popullstlc per sons to take this position. Its mistake would be monumental. Tho error would be practically as great as the attitude of the party toward the toleration of slav ery was politically wrong and morally abominable. The Democratic party, if it would not imaii a discredited and a decreasing minority for almost as many years as those In which the. pro-slavery curse, with It3 consequences, fell upon it, should do away with the programme which Mr. Teller Is preparing for it Sen ator Gorman should have foresight enough to beat the Teller programme. The Sen ators from Georgia and from Virginia, ahd from other Southern States which have a volume of considerable com merce and a hope of much more com merce, should join with Mr. Gorman in rebuking the efforts of Senator Teller. He is the representative of a state which has no outlet to the sea. It has no possibility of ocean commerce. It Is a railroad ridden state. It3 business in terests', as Teller regards them, are im paired by the enlargement of the com mercial facilities of the commonwealths that border on or that reach the Atlantic and the Pacific. He is a bad counselor for a progressive party. His advice was not taken by tho Republican party, and he marched out of Its membership Into Pop ulism, and thereupon annexed himself to Democracy. A result has been that the party has steadily lost caste and strength since It became chargeable with his heresies and afflicted by his membership. He Is not a bad man, but a match is wider than his mind and an owl In the daytime can see farther than he does. Re publicanism should not be able to pre sent Democracy in the role of Bourbonlsm which Mr. Teller cuts out for the party with which his affiliation Is a misfortune. Wanamaker on Roosevelt. New York Commercial Advertiser. One of the most striking tributes to the popularity and political strength of Presi dent Roosevelt that has been paid recently comes from John "Wanamaker. "When the latter was Postmaster-General and Roose velt was Civil Service Commissioner there were several passages at arms between them that were extremely lively. Appar ently these have left no personal bitter ness In Mr. "Wanamaker's mind, for In a conversation with a World correspondent at Hot Springs, Va., yesterday, he said that nothing could prevent Roosevelt's nomination next year, that Quay would support him because "he is too wise to run against a tornado," and that as for Hanna he "is too wise to sell himself out to any hopeless cause even under his own trademark. The overwatered trusts will doubtless oppose Roosevelt, but they will be bursting up all along, and their opposi tion will help him." "When asked If he re garded Roosevelt as opposed to trusts, Mr. "Wanamaker replied: "He i3 opposed to everything dishonest, and sufficient of a business man to support every fair and honorable combination of business enter prises that will benefit business, protect Investments and contlnuo full employment at old-time wages." As for the recogni tion of Panama, that was "highly com mendable and sets the pace for other na tions." A Period of Conquest. New York Times. Our interference is equivalent to a de nial of the right of the Colombian govern ment to put down an Insurrection within its own borders. All Insurrectionists ever want is to be let alone. If the govern ment whose sovereignty they have thrown off la restrained from putting them down they contentedly proceed with organizing their own Independent government This Is what appears to be going on In the revolted State of Panama. Colombia is dismembered, a new republic Is estab lished by our aid and in circumstances which create an overwhelming probability that It was by our procurement We have wrested Cuba from. Spain, and maintain over tho Island a certain measure of con trol. Wo have taken Porto Rico for our own. Wo now wrest from Colombia a part of her territory, and establish there a little republic over which we shall be compelled to maintain an actual protec torate. The South American republics see us investing them, pressing ever nearer, first Cuba, then Porto Rico, now the Isthmus of Panama. Nothing is lack ing to establish and complete the pre sumption that we have entered- upon a policy of conquest and control. a A Hint to Cannon. Springfield Republican. The Oregon scheme for a Lewis and Clark Exposition In 1905 Is a worthy one in many respects, but the demand on the Government for 52.500,000 to start the thing casts a kind of chill on one's en thusiasm. So many appropriations of this kind have beenjnade in the past, how ever, that Congress may succumb. Here is a chance for Speaker Cannon, in any event, to show his power and his grip on the purse strlnes. World Strangeness. William Watson. Strange the world about me lies. Never yet familiar grown Still disturbs me with surprise. Haunts mo like a face half known. In this house with starry dome. Floored with gcmllke plains and seas. Shall I never feel at home. Never wholly be at ease? On from room to room I stray, Yet my Host can ne'er espy. And I know not to this day Whether guest or captive L So botween the starry dome And the floor of plains and seas I have never felt at home. Never wholly been at ease. r NOTE AND COMMENT. Retribution. From out the soundless void, where nothing was, A Voice called omnlform creation To spread a feast and. deck a bower fair. Then called a man and writ upon a scroll: "I reign. Thou servest and art not of thy self supreme." The summoned puppet rad no word, Nor of his doom took heed. He reared a tawdry throne And of ambition's draught drunk all. Then hurled the chalice far and shrieked: "I am the Kins." Tho Voice, defied, called seas to rise And when the day was done Remained alone the ooze of perished things. The Cure and -the Bite. There was a young man from Duluth Who was given to drinking vermuth. His friends tried to save him By allaying his craving With something less warm when forsooth He took gasoline. Now It's plain to be seen. He'd better have stuck to vermuth and Duluth. Columbia should ask for a temporary restraining order. It looks from the side lines as If Mr. Moody has kicked a field goal. Every man cherishes a secret ambition to have a cigar named after him. The President may yet find it necessary to send Richard Harding Davis to Pan ama. " No, Anxious Enquirer, burial permits are not necessarily made out in the dead languages. There Is hope of a courteous railway fireman that ho may In time become a civil engineer. Tho majority report of the City Council seems to be that Councilman Flegel Is a mean old thing. Now that the Cuban bill is out of tho way we can turn our attention to Thangs giving arrangements. Some of these days the fool killer win catch up with his work and start some thing with the Dowleites. It will be seen by a close perusal of local police columns that "the wounded man" still falls with a "heavy thud." The problem of what to do with our re tired Army officers seems to have been solved by the patent medicine testimon ials. The Increasing longevity of the oldest Mason should be a source of general grati fication. He hasn't died for nearly a month. If there Is anything In nomenclature tho foreign ships now in this port must be closely related to the Pullman Palace Car Company. , That Virginia Governor, who would ar rest Grover Cleveland for violation of the game law Is a friend of Colonel Bryan and a silver man. After a long hiatus your Aunt Carrie Nation is again a first-page-top-of-the-column feature with pure reading matter all around her. Some of these days a measly little coast ing schooner will unearth that buccaneer's treasure on Cocos Island and Robert Louis Stevenson will turn over in his grave. One household in "Waterbury, Conn., i3 desolated. Matilda Benson, the cook, "a really good cook," whose fame as a maker of mince pies was almost state wide," has given up her job at 520 a month on being left 530,000 by a relative. Tears are flowing in "Waterbury, and faces are blanching at the prospect of a mince-pleless Christmas. ' Mr. Leonard Wood, who now wears the single star of a Brigadier-General, now wants the double stars of a Major-Gen-eral, but is having all kinds of trouble trying to Induce the Senate to see things his way. If he succeeds In getting his appointment confirmed he should em blazon on his crest "Ad astra per as pera." Our genial friend, Mr. Jehovah P. Mor gan, of the Tuxedo neighborhood, was In town yesterday doing a little trading. Mr. Morgan Is one of the leading stock men and farmers of his locality and re ports crops in good condition with the exception of late U. S. Steel, which was injured by the recent frost In spite of this and a shortage in tho water supply he says that his stock Is doing well and that he expects to clear something like $40,000,000 for his Summer's work. While in town Mr. Morgan bought a set of un liquidated blocks for his children and his Winter supply of Northern Securities. He also called at the Sun ofllce and left 51 for a year's subscription. Mr. Morgan has discovered the advantages of this town over Nyack as a trading point and was highly pleased at the substantial growth which our little city is making. Come again, Jehovah. We will treat you right New York Sun. WEX. J. OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. JTm afraid," said the amateur actor, "It will be necessary for me to kiss your wife In the last act. You won't mind, will you?" "Not at all," replied tha broad-minded hus band. "I can stand It If you can." Chi cago News. "Hello!" said the neighborly bore, "what are you building tho new chlckenhouse for?" "Why," replied Nettles, "for a flock of pink camels, of course. Tou didn't sup pose I'd put chickens In it, did you?" Philadelphia Ledger. Old Lady Haven't you got any more Ag gers In marble? Attendant No madam; these aro all. Is there, any one- you are looking after? Old Ladjj Yes, I want the statue of limitations I'vp heard my dear husband talk so much about. Tit-Bits. "Although I have granted you this Inter view." said the pompous new office-holder, "I don't want people to think I'm in the habit of talking for publication." "They won't," replied the reporter, "when they see these remarks in print." Philadelphia Ledger. Greene I notice you always turn to the page with tho stock quotations when you take up a paper. I suppose you take an oc casional flyer on the market, eh? Gray Never Invested a dollar In stocks In all my life. I find It cheaper to read the quota tions. Boston Transcript. "BUgglns is very unfortunate In his lovo affairs." "Yes," said the girl with yellow hair; "you see, Mr. BUgglns makes the great mistake of trying to converse Intelli gently, when he ought to be simply holding hands and looking as If he were stupefied with Joy." Washington Star. "What is the difference between a mis fortune and a calamity?" somebody once asked Disraeli. "Well, if Gladstone fell Into the Thames," was the reply, "that would be a misfortune; and If anybody pulled him out, that, I suppose, would be a calamity." 1 Argonaut