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There is but little to add to the story of river and harbor needs in Oregon, "Washington and Idaho, as told in our dispatches yesterday morning. The Chief of Engineers v has recommended $500,000 for the Columbia's mouth, $500, 000 for the channel between Portland and Astoria, $300,000 for the opening of the dalles, and numerous smaller sums lor other rivers and harbors of the three states., In almost even case the amounts specified are less than needed, less than local engineers have calcu lated to be necessary. But it is too much to expect that the three state delegations concerned should secure any substantial increase over the sums recommended. Yet they will be held to account, and justly, for the securing of these amounts. Their work is" cut out. Let them attend to it It is the most important subject for their attention, and for the attention of the people themselves. Especial stress must be laid just now upon the channel from Portland to Astoria. "With every equipment fully at work; with the Port of Portland Commission and the United States Engineers in full co-operation, the best possible channel available under existing undertakings Is twenty-five feet at low water, the stage at which the grain fleet must be moved. This is not enough. Every effort must be made to cut the channel deeper and deeper, both by permanent work and temporary dredging. The jmporary work of the Grant and the extension of the south Jetty have taken care of the bar. But to make that work effective the river channel must be kept open. This is a matter of vital Importance to the people of the Columbia Basin, regardless of whether they live in Port land or the interior. "What the farmers of this region need is cheap transpor tation which is only another word for low prices on supplies and Wgh prices on crops. The less it costs to get wheat from the farm to the sea, the nearer Its price at the farm will approximate the Liverpool price.' Attached to this matter of cheap transportation Is the matter of a great market "What Ore gon needs Is a great city, with its great demand for meat, potatoes, vegetables, fruits and melons of all sorts. A great city at Portland means prosperity on the farms of Oregon. An open river from the Upper Colum bia to the sea means a great city at Portland, lower freight rates on every thing shipped in or out, and a pros perous interior. We know what the harbors of Puget Sound have done for Seattle and Tacoma, Whatcom and Ev erett If Portland is to hold Its own with its competitors, its "harbor must be made free from dangers and delays. The State of "Washington Is divided Into districts about three cities. The State of Oregon has but one good-sized city and it can be made a very great city if its transportation facilities are prop erly cared for. Nature has done much for this city and state; but man must make the most of what Nature has given him. A very serious responsibil ity will rest upon the Oregon members of Congress If they neglect anything that will tend to open the Columbia River and keep it open. The average yield of potatoes in the United States per acre is from GO to 90 bushels. This is the result of plain, ordinary methods of culture, where land is plenty and the potato patch can cover as much ground as the farmer cares to give to it In the Island of Jersey, which contains less than 28,000 acres, of wlilch only about 19,000 are arable, the farms are necessarily small. Many of them contain less than three, and the largest not more than fifty acres. Necessity finds a powerful ally there in Intensified farming, with the result that the average yield of pota toes on the "tight little Island" Is 333 bushels per acre. Such methods ap plied to the arable lands of the United States would feed the population of the world, were it many times as large as it now is. Intensive agriculture, as practiced in Jersey, wijl not be neces sary in this country for some centuries, perhaps, but the results there prove that large farms are not necessary In order that the people may be fed,while with us large farms, the surfaces of which are scarcely more than scratched and the yields of which are meager, show ihat much land may easily prove a disadvantage and a disappointment. "Ten acres enough," has been laughed at as an absurd proposition, but it has many times been satisfactorily worked out ANYTHING IN A NAME? For. Jerome was a man who always sacri ficed a friend to an opinion and when he changed sides In a controversy expected his acquaintances to-follow him . . . His usual bitterness ... To Indulgo In violent con troversy ... Broke violently against ... "With more than even his usual bitterness . . . The violence of his invective. Life of Saint Jcromo. Vehement denunciation ... Bold and vigorous declamation . . ..Bold even to rashness, his courage was shown rather In bursts of furious vehemence than In the equable tenor of his llfo. Life of Jerome Not Prague. Observe by these tokens that the Dis trict Attorney of New York City has two very high precedents for the bellig erence with which his career is ordered. Is there anything in the determined and almost hostile sound of the word Jerome which has stamped the man's character even from the cradle? Is there something In its martial and strenuous tone which nerves him, all unconscious, to march in keeping with its trumpet call? There Is obviously no way of find ing thisout Certainly we should have the right to expect a somewhat more picturesque and spirited career from the boy called "Jack" than from one who had been addressed from his earliest years by the mellifluous and enfeebling appellation of "Charley." The strong word John seems to have Imparted some increment of ruggedness to Its possessor. Even the beloved dis ciple was known as one of the "Sons of Thunder," and Whittler. with all his gentleness, could be stern enough upon occasion. But if one's name has any effect at all upon character, that effect must be practically lost in the multi tudinous complications of other Influ ences. Thus we have: vl CHARLES THE GREAT. J CHARLES THE BALD. ' CHARLES THE FAIR. CHARLES THE WISE. CHARLES THE MAD. CHARLES THE VICTORIOUS. CHARLES THE FAT. CHARLES THE BOLD. It must be mere accident rather than from anything in the name, that a cer tain comprehensive talent has per tained to the genius of so many "Will iam's Shakespeare, the Conqueror, the Silent, Thackeray, McKlnley. It must be something due to Coeur de Lion and the Plantagenets that Richard carries to this day a suggestion of the valiant The great politician of the apostolic church was James, and more of our Presidents have borne his name than any other, to say nothing of men like Blaine, who tried for the office, but failed. The sad thing about names Is that the fond hopes of the mother as she bends over the cradle of her newly christened boy are so often dashed by cruel fate. If there were a mystic power in any name, that could be known and called into requisition, there would soon be no other name in use. But it does not en dow the boy with any moral fiber to call him George "Washington or Paul or Theodore Roosevelt. No doubt poor Hannah King Arnold bestowed the name Benedict upon her boy with fond pride, as she thought of his ancestors who had honored It The mother of Judas little thought she was selecting the synonym of base ness for all future time. A boy was once complaining that his name was commonplace. "But It is in your power," said his old teacher, "to make it aji honored name." The good, old name of Andrew followed two Amer ican Presidents as different as Jackson and Johnson. Every surrounding may be the same In two lives and yet their character and destiny be as far apart as the poles. From the same cradlo's side. From the same mother's knee. One to long darkness and the frozen tide Ono to the peaceful sea. MISREPRESENTATION THROUGH IGNORANCE. Tacoma a few days ago 'cleared the second cargo of wheat since July 1, and the event was the signal for an ava lanche of old-style stuff and guff about Tacoma's greatness, with the incidental slurs at Portland and other Coast cit ies. The News, in heralding the great ness of the City of Density, says: Tacoma Is the Minneapolis, Duluth and Chi cago of the Northwest. What those three cities are to the wheat belt of Mlnnetota and the Dakotas, Tacoma Is to the great Inland empire of Washington, Idaho and' Oregon. It might almost be said that Tacoma firms dictate whore all the wheat of these states shall be marketed. , All of which sounds very much like Tacoma and is very wide of the truth. The "men who control the wheat trade of the three states are residents, of Portland, and It is In this city that the wheat grades for the three states are established and the money for moving the crop secured. Five-sixths of all of the wheat that was exported from Pu get Sound last year was handled by Kerr, Glfford & Co., Balfour, Guthrie & Co., Puget Sound Flouring Mills Com pany, Portland Grain Company, North west "Warehouse Company and T. M. Stevens & Co. With the exception of Balfour, Guthrie & Co., whose Tacoma branch is secondary In importance to the Portland headquarters of that firm, all of the ex'porters mentioned have their headquarters In Portland. The Puget Sound Flouring Mills Company and Its warehouse system are owned and managed by the Wilcox-Iiadd In terests In this city. The wheat is bought and the ships are chartered from the headquarters In this city. The same is true of the other firms men tioned, except the Northwest Ware house Company, which charters from San Francisco. Portland not only ships practically all of the wheat crop of Oregon, but nearly half of that of Washington and Idaho, and controls the purchase and shipment of the greater part of the re mainder, which goes out by way of Puget Sound. There are a number of small Independent dealers at Tacoma and Seattle, but their operations are inconsequential in comparison with those of the men who make their home and headquarters at Portland. "Liver pool, which is the world's market pays no attention whatever to Tacoma's wheat grading, and the grade of the 1903 prop for Oregon, Washington and Idaho will not be established until the matter is taken up by the Grain Com mittee of the Portland Chamber of Commerce this week. A considerable amount of the non sense about thfe wheat business that is printed by the Tacoma papers is the result of ignorance. The big flrtriB in this city do not always keep their local agents at Tacoma advised as to what they are doing down here for, the same reason that the agent at Podunk or Tie Siding Is not kept fully advised as to their movements except In territory where the agent Is stationed. This Ig norance of the Tacoma paper Is not only reflected in the. nonsense about Tacoma's greatness as reprinted from the News, but in the same Issue of the News appears the statement that The cargo of the Heathdcne Is the largest single cargo of wheat over shipped from the Pacific Coast to Japan. Of course every grain exporter on the Pacific Coast that keeps In touch with the business, knows that "the largest single cargo of wheat ever shipped from the Pacific Coast to Japan" was aent from Portland on the steamship Elba by Balfour, Guthrie & Co.of this city, their cargo amounting to 189,600 bushels, compared with 166,000 bushels on the Heathdene. Incidentally, it might be remarked that Portland has dispatched more biff cargoes of flour than have been shipped from any other port on the Pacific Coast and next week will clear the largest cargo of flour that has ever been floated on a single ship. Tacoma has an excellent harbor and Portland exporters find It quite con venient to handle considerable of their business from territory not tributary to Portland, from Puget Sound. The Portlanders have never for a moment, however, had any intention of transfer ring their headquarters to that city, and as soon as the Columbia is proper ly improved, will curtail their opera tions over there and increase them at Portland. THE LYRICAL MINER. Of all forms of poetry the lyric Is appreciated by the greatest number. Lilting like the song of a bird, and as short it strikes upon the busiest ear and brings pleasure among the noises of the. market-place. Perhaps it Is on account of this universal appreciation that the lyric gift has been granted to so many singers. Poets of all classes, from Milton and the learned Jonson to Plowboy Burns and Shepherd Hogg, have given the world Its lyrics. And yet wide as we know the diffusion of the gift of song to be, it is with sur prise that one hears strains of the pur est melody from a coal-miner, who spent the greater part of his life slav ing in the "dark and dismal mine." Is it not surprising that so gay a measure as this "Tit for Tat" should be sung by a laboring miner? "Say whither goes my buxom maid, . All with the coal black e'e?" '."Before I answer that." she said, "Give ear and answer me." "Pray, hast thou e'er thy counsel keptT" "Ay, and still can," said he. "And so can L" said she, and swept A-liltlng o'er the lea. The lines were written by Joseph Sklpsey, who died a few weeks ago at the age of seventy-one. And of his life forty years were spent in a Northum brian coal-pit forty years in which he never saw the sun save on Sundays. At the age of seven he began work in the mines, his father dead and his mother near to starvation. At an age when children are glowing in the sun, hear ing the birds, learning the beauty of the flowers, this boy went into the subterranean darkness wherein he was to toll through the long, black years. And he sings such a song as this: The' lark Is up awoke with morn, . His merriment to tell; While harkl In Jocund mood the burn Goes "Jinking down the dellt" Oh banish sorrow, banish spleen. And hasten to thef grove; Or, hand In hand, ppon the green To merry measures move. It Is a moving picture, that of a boy of seven teaching himself In the few intervals of toll to read and write. Candle-ends were his lamps, a piece of chalk his pencil, and the boards of the ventilating trap his book. But he learned, and the result was, twenty years after his descent Into the pit a little book of verse. Other thin volumes followed, and Skipsey became known to men. like Dante Gabriel Rossetti. Wealth did not "come, however, and to the end of his life the "collier lad" worked hard, for he was one of the most skillful and active men In the mine. There Is no cause for regret for Sklpsey's sake,, at least that his na tion did not aid so brave and so worthy a son. To him the darkness was lumin ous with visions. In" his own perfect words: . What tho in Bleak Northumbrian mines His bettor part of life hath flown? A planet's shone on him, and shines To fortune's darlings seldom known. And while his outer lot "Is grjm, His soul, with light and rapture fraught, Oft will a carol trill, or hymn. In deeper tones the deeper thought. NON-SCIENTIFIC INSTRUCTION. The President of th Woman's Chris tlon Temperance Union at Its recent meeting In Salem referred to the fact that Oregon, with all other states and the ter- J-rltorles, has scientific temperance instruction In Its public schools. Physiology Is taught with special reference to the effects of al cohol upon the body. In the recently Issued "Physiological Aspects of the Liquor Problem" Dr. H. P. RQWdltch, of the Harvard Medical School, and Professor C. F. Hodge, of Worcester, Mass., take the position that much of the so-called "scientific" tem perance instruction in the American .public schools is both unscientific and undesirable, and support their conten tion by an analysis of the text-books and by the testimony of a considerable number of both teachers and physiolo gists. Dr. Bowdltch maintains that the so-called "scientific temperance instruc tion" in the public schools is not a true physiological study of alcohol; that In stead of the scientific truth, the public school student is provided: With & kind of half-knowledge that later experience Is almost certain to show him Is both inaccurate and biased, thus preparing the way for a reaction that will eventually often defeat the very ends aimed at by tho- present system of education. With a single exception the twenty one members of the American Physi ological Society are opposed to the pres ent "scientific temperance instruction' not only on the grounds of unjustifia bly inaccurate science but also on those of false pedagogy. Of eight Continental scientists, seven of whom are known to the scientific world for their Interest In the "cause of reform in the use of alco hol, only one was willing to approve the use of the American public school text-books on the subject The major ity of the teachers In Massachusetts, New York and Wisconsin declare them selves opposed to the present teaching of alcohol physiology as promoted by the department of scientific temper ance instruction; to the making of such Instruction compulsory by state law; to the "approved and Indorsed" school physiologies; and finally to the results of such Instruction as being bad Instead of good. Dr. Bowdltch In conclusion says that There baa been grafted upon the public school systems of nearly all our states an educational scheme relating to alcohol that is neither scientific, nor temperate, nor In structive. Falling to observe the distinction between the diametrically dpposite concep tions of "use" and "abuse," some of its ad vocates have not hesitated to teach our chil dren that the terrible results of a prolonged use of alcohol may be expected to follow any departure from total abstinence. That the originators of this educational scheme were honest In their Intentions there Is no reason to doubt, but they have violated sound principles of pedagogy In forcing sub jects upon the attention of children at an ago when their minds cannot possibly be adapted to comprehend them, and have shown themselves absolutely Indifferent to the demoralisation of our educational sys tem resulting from forcing teachers to glvo Instruction In a way which tholr experience has shown them to be Ill-adapted to accom plish the ends In view, and from compelling children to memoriae statements sure to be contradicted by.tho experience of their later lives. , Brigadier-General "Fuhston, U. S. A., commanding the Department of the Co lumbia, in hia official report says that recruits for the Army are hard to ob ta.in;(are of inferior quality; that very few men re-enllst, and that desertions and dishonorable discharges are of increasing- frequency. General Funston thinks that these conditions cannot be cured except by increasing the pay of the privates so that it approaches that of the farm laborer. The present pay offered new recruits is $13 a month, with military clothing, board and lodg ing. After two years It Is $14; after three years $15, and after four years $16, with $2 added on re-enlistment and $1 on subsequent re-enlistments. This is about the wages paid the regular sol dier fifty years ago. The wages of productive labor have been rising while those offered by the Government in the Army remain about the same The pay of farm labor in the United States averages about $22 a month, with board and lodging, and to compete with this labor the Government would have to raise the pay of the private soldier from $13 to $18, which would add. $4,000, 000 to the annual expenses of the mili tary establishment. In the opinion of a large majority of the Army officers a most essential reform is an Increase of pay of the noncommissioned officers, whoare chosen from the rank and file. The pay at present Is not commensur ate with the Increase of work and re sponsibility. The First Sergeant, whose duties and responsibilities demand more ability and Intelligence than those of any man in the company, save the Captain, is paid only $25 a month; a Sergeant is paid $18, and a Corporal $15 a month. For the superior intelligence and capacity necessary in a noncom missioned officer, the Government pays the wages commanded by an unskilled laborer who shovels dirt or carries a hod. Many Army officers believe that an increase of pay to noncommissioned officers would result in great improve ment In the quality and general effi ciency of the troops. Double the pay of the noncommissioned officers and good men would enlist at $13 a month be cause of a possible ultimate promotion to a position that Is fairly well paid. Late accounts agree with the simple recital of Miss Ellen Stone's experiences among the brigands which was the sen sation a year ago, that Turkey is a good place for American missionaries to keep out of. Not that Miss Stone made this, assertion, but no one with an Unbiased mind who read her story could avoid reaching this conclusion. Wedded en masse to Islamlsm, the Turks have no use for Christian missionaries, and at best but slowly and suspiciously make room for them. While the pity of the enlightened world is aroused for the twenty-one American missionaries In Turkey who recently appealed to the American and British governments to send without delay a Red Cross con tingent to their relief and to the succor of their' persecuted converts in Mace donia, the feeling prevails that these missionaries are out of place, and that the present state of those whom they have arrayed against Islam Is worse than that In which the missionaries found them more than half a century. ago. According to a synopsis of the situa tion In the Japanese army, as published recently in St Petersburg, its weakest point is Its cavalry arm. The lack of horses and of suitable places for exer cise have retarded cavalry develop ment The defect, In the presence of modern long-range guns that comprise the equipment of infantry and artillery, can hardly be considered a very serious one. The safety of Japan lies in pre venting the landing of an army of In vasion, not in the overthrow of such a force after a landing has been effect ed. In this view the fact that the strength of the Russian cavalry avail able against Japan is seven times greater than that of the Japanese is not necessarily significant of disaster ta the Island Empire. The man behind the gun Is a much more efficient factor In modern warfarethan Is the cavalry man, however numerous and well mounted, drilled and equipped the lat ter may be. , British Columbia miners and mine owners are jubilant over the shutdown In the Montana copper mines, and great activity Is expected by our northern neighbors. 'Twas ever thus, that one man's meat was another man's poison. When the farmer waxes rich and happy over high-priced wheat there are bread riots in the Old 'World, where the poor ly paid laborer has difficulty in bearing the added burden of high prices. The recent corner In cotton made million aires out of a few speculators and en rlched a few planters, but It ruined a. number of millowners and threw thou sands of laborers out of-work by rea son of the forced closing of the mills. Some system, of political economy which will work out all of these vexed questions to the satisfaction of all par tie's may be possible in that Utopian land toward which we are steadily jlrif ting, but it will never be In evidence "on this earth. The boney-bee dusty ever of the hills arid fields and plains, ruthlessly robbed of the fruits of his .Summer's toil and not Infrequently smoked out 'and starv ed out of existence. Is the best friend of agriculture, horticulture and floricul ture. These kindred Industries are but Just coming to acknowledge their debt to the-busy rover for his important and indispensable aid in the fertilization of many plants, as positively necessary to the fertilization of others and as bene ficial to all flowers that he visits. Cross fertilization is nature's road to prog ress, and bees are assistants In the work; for them there Is no substitute. The entomologist in disseminating knowledge concerning Insects that are Injurious to vegetation does a great wprk, the value o( which can be dupli cated by giving correct Information In jgard to Insects and birds which are helpful to the fanner, MERELY A FAMILY DISPUTE. Chicago Record Herald. It Is a well-known fact that the United States Steel Corporation, in seeking anew an English market for Its products. Is do lag so with the Intention, and, indeed, un der the necessity of accepting a very much smaller price abroad than it will continue to get at home. During the last year the trust "has been similarly selling its steel In Canada at prices below those charged in this country. An interesting discussion of the effect of such action by the trust Is given in some correspondence which Senator Al lison has just made public The letters are written by William Fetzer. secretary of the McSherry Manufacturing Company of Middletown, O., and James M. Swank, general manager of the American Iron & Steel Association. Senator Allison plays the part of a seeker for Information. Mr. Fetzer begins by charging that since the Canadian manufacturers of agricul tural Implements can buy American steel cheaper than the American manufacturers can buy It the Canadians are selling their implements cheaper, and are In conse quence driving the Americans out of the Canadian .market Mr. Swank admits that the prices of steel to foreign customers are "in some cases" lower, than to domestic trade, but he defends such prices on the usual grounds. Only the surplus products are so sold, he says, and the result la that mills are kept open instead of being closed, workmen are not thrown out of employment and large scale economies can be maintained. Then he retorts to Mr. Fetzer with a "tu quoque." The ag ricultural Implement men, he charges, are also price-cutters abroad. Inasmuch as they have their own tariff protection, he thinks they have no good ground for com plaint He asserts that if American im plement men are troubled at all. It Is rather directly because of the high price of steel, which is due to Increased cost of raw material and high wages, than be cause of the preference shown the Can adians. To this Mr. Fetzer retorts that the sales in Canada have not been sales of surplus products, but sales made at a time when the mills were overcrowded with orders and months behind-hand in filling them. Furthermore, he says that a claim of higher cost of raw materials will not hold, because it is well known that the United States Steel Corporation handles its own raw materials from rolne3 to furnaces. As to sales of Implements at cut rate3 abroad, he admits it only for harvesters, threshing-machines and hay-presses, when they are sold for cash in Canada, Instead of on Jong time at home. The Implement mnh's margin of net pro'flt at home is, he say's, less than 10 .per cent In short, he insists that the kind of protection the Im plement men have obtained from the Dlngley tariff Is very different from tho kind the -steel men have obtained. It Is an Interesting correspondence, even If it is somewhat in the nature of a fam ily dispute carried on within the walls of a protected home. ORTHODOXY IN WEST VIRGINIA Washington Post Something moves us to wrestle for a spell with the Greenbrier Presbytery of West Virginia on the following propo sition just enunciated by that eminent and worthy body: Resolved. That It Is the solemn and painful conviction of this Greenbrier Presbytery that some of the ministerial brethren are depart ing from the time-honored custom of the fathers in wearing bobtalled coats, and the presbytery would hereby warn the brethren against conformity to this custom of the dudes. Let the offending brethren be warned of what the -unclrcumsised may do to them, as recorded In First Chronicles, xlv:l-5. We respectfully point them to the vestures of tho fathers and brethren of tho presbytery. Revs. M. H. BIttlnger. W. T. Frlce and Ml L. Lacy, as having coats becoming In length. In opposition to conformity to the fashions of the present day. We do no,t deny that there is a cer tain levity of suggestion, if not of actual thought and purpose In the bobtalled coat In combination with a silk hat, patent leather skates and gaudy neck ties as frequently occurs It Is, we un hesitatingly admit, an agency of grief and apprehension. It is not at all diffi cult to believe that the bobtalled coat projected to its ultimate development may lead to violence, especially In such a serioua And right-minded region as West Virginia. Even in large cities, where the golf and tennis regalia, the white canvas ' shoes, and the mutilated Panama hats of the aristocracy have taught us self-restraint and Inured us to abstinence" from homicide, we still re tain the fierce yearning for a gun at moments of especial provocation. Up to this point. In fact, wo are with the Greenbrier Presbytery, tooth and nail. But Is It well and fruitful that we should put behind us the turpitude of the bob tailed dude, only to surrender ourselves to the wild dissipations of the opposite extreme? Thero may be as great ex travagance, albeit of a different kind, in the vestures and habiliments of Brother BIttlnger or Brother Price as in the high water sacks and unveiled legs of the un regenerate. There Is the vanity of ugli ness, as well as the vanity of grace. Clothes cut out with a knife and fork, trousers that bag villainously at the knee; waistcoats too tight across the stom ach, and coats with balloon effects be tween tho shoulders these are no bet ter evidences of a pure mind and a con-J trite heart than the very briefest round about or the most prismatic front Let s be temperate In all things! It will pay. Vanderbllts Heard Memorial Eulogy. New York World. Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbllt, her sons, Al fred and Reginald but not Cornelius heard at Sunday morning's service In St Bartholomew's Church a warmly affec tionate trlbuto to her late husband, ut tered by the rector, the Rov. Dr. David H. Greer. The three bronze doors, a me morial to Mr. Vanderbllt, given by Mrs. Vanderbllt and her children to the church, were used for the first time. A page of the leaflet bearing the order of the day's service was devoted to a no tice to that effect That notice and the sermon itself were the pertinent features of what was planned to be a service in memory of the man who was in his lifetime the leading parishioner of St Bartholomew's. The service was the usual morning prayer and sermon, with no other ritual embellish ment thart is seen In any low church In the country, except for the elaborated music features. Mrs. Vanderbllt and her children sat in the family pew. George W. Vanderbllt, her brother-in-law, was also present A Woman Coach for a University. Indianapolis News. Woman's sports at the" Northwestern University ofvChlcago will soon receive an Impetus by the acquisition of an athletic coach. Through the Influence of the Woman's Athletic Association an appro priation has been secured from the uni versity, and a coach will soon be selected. Basket ball Is the favorite sport The new coach will act as physical director and coach of the basket ball team. The offi cers of the Woman's Athletic Association are as follows: Miss Emily H. Grecnman, president: Miss Fannie Campbell, vice president; Miss Emily Harris, secretary; Miss Ella Treaslese. treasurer; Miss Olive SIberts, Junior member board of control; Dr. O. F. Long, faculty member board of control. . Awful Dilemma. Chicago Tribune. "O. Aunt Rachel, we are facing the mast terrible alternative you ever heard of!" "What Is the matter, Becky?" "The janitor of the building wants to marry our Amelia. She can't bear the sight of him but how can we ever dare to run the risk of offending himt"- D0 NOT FORGET THE EXPORTS. ' Chicago Tribune. The New Tork Sun prints a table which it says Indicates a demand for farm products which the American farm er does not supply and which would re quire the cultivation of many acres and the employment of many hands in mak ing good the deficiency. The demand for farm products which the American farm er is invited to taka care of will be un derstood by a glance at the following table, the first column of which gives the value of eggs, butter, hay, and some other articles imported during the fiscal year ending June SO, 1902: Imports. Exports. , Value. Value. Eggs.....:. S 37,400 $ 62S.O0O Honey 56,000 106,000 Hops - S34.000 1,550,000 Butter 81,000 2.SS5.000 Cheese 2,550.000 2,745,000 Rice 3,000,000 29.CO0 Beans and dried peas. 1,150,000 636.000 Onions 609.000 117,000 Potatoes 3,100,000 564.550 Vinegar 46.000 19.C0O Hay 3S1.000 2.6SO.00O Barley 33,000 3,995,000 Totals ..$11,877,400 515,754,550 The second column of the table gives imformatlon which was overlooked by the Sun and which is valuable because It shows that as regards some Impor tant items, the farmers, produced more than tho country was able to consume. That was especially true of hay, barley, and hops. As the total exports of the articles mentioned in the table exceeded the imports by nearly $4,000,000, the farm ers were not altogether neglectful of their duty to their country and themselves. There are valid reasons for some of the Imports. The Italians in this country do not like the tame flavor of American cheese, and they Import nearly $1,000,000 worth of the more palatable home-made article. In time American dairymen will turn out as good Swiss cheese as the Swiss, .and as potent Italian cheese as the Italians, but they have not done so yet The barley of Canada Is better for malting purposes than that grown In most parts of the United States. So a little of that grain Is 'imported while much Is exported. Sometimes, to the great grief of ,the farmers, a crop will fall and other coun tries have to be called on to make good the parsimony of nature In America. In 1901 the potato crop was poor and im ports were heavy. In 1902 It was fair, and the value of potatoes Imported during the last fiscal year was only J23S.00O, while the exports were valued at $558,000. The United States should raise more rice than it does, but that is a matter which peculiarly concerns Loulslanlans, Georgians and South Carolinians. North ern farmers cannot attend to It THE EXTINCTION 0FJAPAN. Minneapolis Tribune. Hardly has the world done thrilling over the tragic extinction of the vigorous young nation of the Boers, when its emo tions are stirred by the impending fato of a gallant nation that was powerful and enlightened when the ancestors of the Boers lived in scatteredv tribes in the Ger man forests. These national tragedies crimson the path of empire from Babylo nia to Russia. Those live longest in his tory whose climax Is marked by such gallant death struggles as that the Boers have Just finished and that the Japanese seem about to begin. If Japan dares to fight for her life, she must fight alone. That has been clear since England left her to her fate In 1SS6. Russia has enlisted the whole continent of Europe in her plan of absorption of China. The one vital nation of Asia, which could have reorganized and de fended China and opened It to the trade of the world, must do battle for its own life against tho most powerful empire, with all Europe hostile and all Anglo-Saxon-dom passive, though sympathetic. True, Japan has an alliance .with Great Britain, which binds the latter to aid her if attacked by two powers. She relies on this for security against being baffled by the French naval power, after destroy ing the Russian fleet and throwing an army on the mainland, if she should be so fortunate. But. in spite of her sea power, Great Britain, with broken-down army and shattered government, is a weak reliance for war against the two greatest armies of the world. Probably she will find a pretext for leaving Japan in the lurob, as sho did before. Japan, It appears, will not fight for Manchuria. Corea Is another matter. Corea is her Ireland. A great power In possession of it would dwarf her to in significance. She must have Corea, keep it independent or fall back Into the ob scurity out of which Bhe leaped to such a brilliant destiny a generation ago. Her only choice seems to be between slow and rapid extinction. She may march val iantly to certain destruction in war, as the Japanese officer in China marched to death under a mined gate, or she-maylet Russia fool her with another treaty neu tralizing Corea, and wait a few years to seo it torn"-up and thrown In her face, like that for the evacuation of Manchuria. She can sell her nationality, like the Boers, for a price of blood "that will stagger humanity," or she can surrender It for nothing by slow degrees, as It suits tho convenience of Russia to take it Conductor Who Deserves Promotion. New Tork Sun. A man got on a trolley-car in Brooklyn the other night while It was raining so hard. When the conductor came for the faro the man discovered that In changing his trousers he had forgotten the money. "That's all right" said tho conductor, when matters were explained to him. "I guess we can carry you freo tonight and If you want the loan of a quarter, maybe I can have let you have it There's folks been caught before Just like you, and I've often helped them out and never failed to get the money back the next day. Sure you don't want any?" , The man said he didn't, because he was going somewhere where he could get a larger loan, but he made a mental note that there was one conductor who ought to be general manager of the road. The. First Cob Pipes. Kansas City Journal. The first cob pipes, according to the Warrensburg Standard-Herald, were not made in Franklin County, Mo., but at Warrensburg. "Fritz TIbbs, a German cabinet makir, who resided In this city In the early 70s." says the Standard Herald, "used to whittle them out with a jack-knife. He afterward moved to Washington, Franklin County, where he engaged with his brother n the manu facture of cob pipes and became wealthy. Both the old men are dead now and the sons of the brother continue the busi ness." London Lights. Herbert Melton Ayres In Shanghai Times. Last night as I was sittln' In my 'ome, Andysmokln' of my pipe wiv no one nigh. I "arf dosed off and straight I seemed to see The lights of Lunnon sparklln' In the sky. Tls many years since I 'ave seen them lights A-gleamln on the old Embankment's side. And I 'avc done a many thlng3 since then. And I 'avo traveled very far and wide. But we'resumover I 'ave chanst to roam And. all tired out, to sleep 'ave laid me down. Them little stars wot twinkle up above Brought back to mc the lights of Lunnon town. O Lawdl them lights, and all wot with them goes Tho boose, the love, the foolishness, the pain. The crowded streets, the music of the "alls, W'crc'cr I go, they call me back again. 'Tls pleasant 'ere and 'times Is not 'art bad I cannot rightly beef about the land. But I 'ave seen them lights and fain would swap The bloom.' Horitnt for the 'ummln fitrand, v. - N'OTE AND COMMENT ' ? To the Woman That's Good. Ho! All your glasses up, I Each lady fair, each gallant and lover; A kiss to the beads that brim In the cup A laugh to the foam split over; For the soul Is alllt and the- heart beats, high. And care has unfastened Its tether; "Now. drink!" says the Sage, for tomorrow we die. So let's have a toast together: Swing the goblet aloft to the Hps, let ltalt Then bend you the- knee to address, her, x .And drink, gentle friends, to the queen of us all. To the woman that's good God bless her! Ah! Bohemia's 'honey was sweet to the sip, Tho song and the dance were alluring; The mischievous maid with the cardinal lip Had a charm for a moment enduring; But out from the music, tho smoke-wreaths and lace Of that world of the gaudily clever. There floats the rare spell of a pure little face. That has cleared away folly forever. And I pledge my last toast ere I go to my rest Ah! fortunate earth to possess her To the dear tender heart In the little white breast Of the woman that's, good God bless hor! A Soldier. The Drum Major. Says William Archer: There is un deniably something of the brass band and the swaggering drum major about Mr. Kipling's manner that makes one yearn for music of a smoother and subtler strain. Tho blaring brass that stuns the ear, And struggling Echo overwhelms. Seems but a swaggering rOysterer hero In Music's more melodious realms. . But ah. when men march down the street. And booms, booms, booms, wild, war's alarm, The band sets every heart a-beat, The brass blows might to every arm. The collar factory got it in the neck. So the Mad Mullah is still alive and still mud! Too many studies has been tho cry for these many years, especially from the children. If you see a reporter laughing today you can be sure that he is thinking of something he's going to spring at the Press Club's minstrel show. When marine underwriters refuse war risks at 20 guineas per cent it is almost time for the war correspondents to carry their toothbrushes in their pockets. The runaway car of a swooning motor man killed a boy In Jollet and gave a curious illustration of the saying that in the midst of life we are In death. Corona Rlcardo, an actress, has been mysteriously shot In New York. As the bullet missed her heart by less than an Inch, we are forced to conclude that tho hand of her press agent must havo been shaky. WEX J. A World-Old Handicraft. Everybody's Magazine. The "hot pepper" seller of Mexico Is a merchant who derives his livelihood from tho fact that the Mexican must have his peppers, whatever else he may deny him self. They are brought to his door by the countryman, or he may go to the market place and find them spread out for sale on matting. The market man, while dressed inexpensively as far as his bodily garb is concerned, wears in nearly every Instance an elaborate head covering. Some of these Mexicans own hats that cost as. much as the rest of their wardrobe. The pride of the white man In his Panama Is not to be compared to that of the Mexican In his sombrero. It is a racial characteris tic which finds its counterpart In the apron of the Portuguese onion seller. Her occupation may be lowly, but her apron might be that of a woman of higher degree; plush edged with fur is not uncommon. A Son-in-Law's Rich Reward. Philadelphia Record. . A check for $100,000 was the present re ceived by S. Fiest, New York city. Some years ago Mr. Fiest fell in love with a young lady, whose parents were rich. Fearing that it was money he sought they refused him their daughter. He married her, however, and Supported her without aid from the parents. Fully convinced that Fiest did not marry the daughter for money, they gave the daughter a check for $100,000, ac companied by a letter from the mother-in-law begging the couple to accept it The Cost. u Philadelphia Press. "It's just an ordinary bolt, you see," shrfd the man. "You ought to be able to duplicate itfor 25 cents or so." "O, I guess so." replied the machinist "It's for Mr. Puffer's aiitomobile, you know." "O! er that bolt will cost you $2.50." Nothing Done. Syracuse Herald. "You know th,ey say money talks," sug gested the woman with the subscription paper, cheerfully. "Well, I never was any hand for extrav agant speeches," replied the close-fisted millionaire. Expectations. Chlcaco News. "Your last husband was tall and dark," said the great fortune-teller. "Why, that is my present husband," said the Chicago woman In alarm. "Don't tell me he's to be the last" That's Different. Atlanta Constitution. "The old lady'll give you hail Columbia for betting on a horse race." "No she won't This time I won!" " OUT OF THE GINGER JAR. "Miss Elderly came from a very old. fam ily, didn't she?" "Oh, yes." "Well, she looks It." Town Topics. Willie Boy Do you think this hammock will hold two? Summer Girl Tes, dear. I've never yet known It to fall. New York Times. Bobby Do I have to go to school again, mother? Mother Of course. Bobby. Bob by Why. mother, I heard you tell father last night that I knew entirely too much. Detroit Free Press. v He We had best elope about 2 A. M. I will bring my "auto" to the next corner, and She Oh. couldn't you make It a little earlier, dear pa and ma do so want to see Qs off. and I don't like to keep them up so late! Puck. ' Johnny T asked Tom for the core of his apple, and he gave me the whole apple. Mamma And what did you say to Tom my? Johnny I didn't say nothing: but I did the right thing. I gave him the core. Boston Transcript. "Ho! Caitiff!" cried the Sultan, just awakened from his sleep, "what have you done with my shirt?" "O, Highness," re plied the Grand Vizier, "It will be here Immediately. The Imperial blacksmith has been mending It." Philadelphia Ledger. Great Man Have you begun my prelim inary campaign work yet? Private Secre tary I have ordered from one of tha mem bers of the' American Press Humorists ' a complete set of anecdotes of you, together with eight personal reminiscences guaran ted to be absolutely original, and to have been usd In connection with no other public man. As soon as we get these distributed among the newspapers you may crack your whip and away we'll go. Baltimore Amer ican.