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The sources of this popular disrespect for law Include the defiance of statutes Which we see in railway and trust mag nates, as well as in the outbreaks of the mob. Many of those In the highest cir cles who revolt at physical violence are themselves grievously to blame for the example they have set In holding the laws In contempt. It is no worse for a criminal shyster to save a miscreant's neck by sharp practice than for a great lawyer to pervert justice in the case of an Illegal railroad merger. These and other things that might be mentioned form part of the duty which the President lays upon the agencies o public opinion. It remains to be said, however, that mere f iilmlnatlon against evil practices will not stop themjand it Is pleasant to turn from the President's 'expressions of indignation and alarm to the more practical parts of his letter. First of these is his frank recognition of the horrible act of rape and his word to the negroes about the necessity of their abstention from this most fiendish of crimes. It would not, perhaps, be fitting In the President to speak with brutal frankness the whole truth in this matter, but he might truthfully have adjured the colored people that as long as black rape fiends continue to prey upon white women and girls, and as long as they continue to receive the sympathy of their race, so long venge ance will be swift and bloody, if not within the law, then without 1L The President Is In a better position to ad monish the negroes as he does along these lines because he has in a sense become their champion. It will be well for them to heed his words and not treat him as certain misguided repre sentatives of them treated Booker "Washington the other day in Boston. Another excellent suggestion of the President's Is that of surer and speedier justice. The Oregonlan has dweltso much on this point that It Is needless to say much more about It. Nearly all the lynchings that grow out of other crimes than rape, and they are lament ably on the increase, would be prevent ed or discouraged by a knowledge that the offender would be brought to legal punishment within a few hours or days at best. "When a murderer's guilt Is known beyond a doubt, and the circum stances are such as to justify no pro longation of his existence, the perni cious activity of shrewd lawyers In sav ing inhuman wretches from the gallows might very well be dispensed with. It Is a perversion of the law, rather than proper use of It, when precautions de signed to protect the Innocent from In justice are avowedly and shamelessly employed to protect the guilty from punishment. It Is not surprising. In view of the President's judicial treatment of the lynching evil, that tlie first voice li ap proval of It comes from the Governor of Georgia. It has long been developing that thoughtful men of the South fully realize the dangerous consequences of lynch law to the future security and happiness of any people. There will be much mora of this expression from Southerners when they cease to feel that Northern comment on lynch law Is devised solely out of partisan or sec tional hate. The Southern man or woman has spirit enough to meet at tacks on the South with resentment and the best defense at hand. Once lynch ing ceases to be a sectional question, the South will feel free as the North to discuss It candidly and abate It fear lessly. This much-to-be-wished con summation has been measurably ad vanced by the-recent murders and tor tures by Northern mobs. WHY NOT INVOKE THE LAW I The deviltry that plies a boy with drink until he becomes helplessly drunk cannot be too strongly condemned by sober-minded men In a community, nor can those guilty of the most Inhuman act be too promptly visited with pen alty. There are four men at present In the Colfax. Wash jail awaiting Indict ment and trial for this most grievous offense, and It may be hoped that Jus tice la the case will be swift and pun ishment all that the law allows. It Is sold that the parents of other boys In the vicinity of Colfax whose sons have been given liquor are very anxious for this case to be prosecuted. "What about the cases of their own sons? Why should any father hesitate or neglect to push a matter of this kind to a vigorous ultimatum in the courts? "When mis creants who ply boys with drink find that parents will not allow them to go unpunished, but will sternly force them to a reckoning, the "fun" will soon drop out of such proceedings. There is a never-stilled clamor for the enactment of temperance laws. The State of "Washington has a stringent law covering cases of this kind, as well as less flagrant cases of Inebriety. It Is simply dead upon the statute-books. "Why? Because It is not and In the na ture of things cannot be self-acting, and parents and responsible, sober-minded people generally resort to the cover of righteous indignation when the law Is violated and wait and hope that some one else will "push" the matter. "What Is wanted in "Washington and Oregon as well since drunken boys are by no means unknown In this state is not more law upon this subject, but sturdy, determined fathers or mothers, or both, who will see to It that men who give or sell their boys liquor, or who ply them with liquor "for fun," are brought to a wholesome realization of the law as It stands. Courts will not fall to Impose full penalty In cases that are properly brought before them and proven. Let parents do their duty In this matter and outrages of this kind will cease, or at least become much more rare than they are at present. The sin of omission In such a matter Is not less reprehensible than the sin of commission. THE NATIONAL GUARD. The new status of the National Guard Is made the subject of an excellent ar ticle In the current number of the North American Review. Lieutenant-Colonel James Parker, U. S. A,, the author of the article. "The Militia Law of 1903," Is a graduate of "West Point In the class of 1876. He has served In the Indian country. In Cuba and In the Philippines, where he obtained a medal of honor for gallantry In action while serving on the staff of Major-General Young. Since 1901 he has been on duty In the Adjutant-General's office, where he Is now In charge of the division of militia affairs. In this article Colonel Parker 6hows that the advantages of the new militia law consist, first, in the Improved effi ciency, which will result as a conse quence of governmental supervision and aid, better arms and equipment and more thorough training; second. In the placing of the National Guard In an emergency at the disposal of the Gen eral Government, whereby the Presi dent, in time of war, will be able to muster the whole of that force Into the United States' service, at twenty-four hours' notice, to serve until the volun teers are ready to take the field; third, the formation of a corps of reserve offi cers derived from sources outside the regular Army, but tested by examina tions prescribed by the "War Depart ment, whose function in time of war will be. to command our volunteers. The new act defines the organized mi litia as' the regularly enlisted, organ ized and uniformed militia which shall hereafter participate In the annual mi litia appropriation. It gives the Presi dent the authority to fix the minimum number of enlisted men In each com pany. Under this act the President In case of Invasion, rebellion or when the laws of the Union cannot be executed with other forces at his command,. is authorized to call out "the militia" in such numbers as may be necessary for a period not exceeding nine months. The new act provides also for the call ing out In emergency of the unorgan ized or reserve militia; provides for the free Issue to the states of the new mag azine rifles, carbines and belts In place of the old Springfield rifle, and for an exchange of ammunition. The act pro vides for the payment of the National Guard while in camp out of the annual militia appropriation, and provides for the payment, subsistence and transpor tation of the National Guard out of the Army appropriation whenever the Na tional Guard and regular Army shall have combined maneuvers, and on such occasions the mllltla shall be given am munition for target practice free of charge. Every mllltla organization "not excused by the Governor" Is re quired to have during the calendar year twenty-four drills and five days' field Instruction, on penalty of forfeiture of the annual allotment of the state. Any person who has served In the regular Army or volunteers or National Guard, or who has received Instruction In military schools or colleges to which Army officers are detailed as Instruct ors, can obtain, on passing a stringent examination by an Army board, from the Secretary of "War a certificate that he Is qualified as an officer of volun teers, and the act provides for the mili tary instruction at the United States Army schools of officers thus qualified for volunteer commissions, or of officers of the National Guard, quarters and subsistence to be furnished by the United States. Replying to the ques tion where the Government will place these volunteer officers who qualify themselves for commissions, Lieutenant-Colonel Parker answers they will surely bo employed to officer United States volunteer regiments, like those which did such admirable work In the Philippines. For the state volunteer regiments they are not available, since the appointment of officers of a state regiment lies In the. hands of the Gov ernor. In case of any future war the United States will repeat on a larger scale the plan of raising a contingent of United States volunteers, the field officers to be drawn largely from the regular Army, the lower grades from officers of the volunteer reserve. The National Guard should be com posed only of men who have passed at entrance a physical examination akin to that of the regular Army recruit. It Is Important In case of the muster of the organized milltla'into the service of the United States that the men should be physically fit; otherwise the pension list will be unduly Increased. In event of a war coming suddenly, when the Government cannot wait for a thorough medical examlnatkm'of all the men be fore they shall be mustered in, it Is de sirable that a careful medical examina tion should be made before the man is enlisted Into the National Guard. Colonel Parker urges that rifle ranges are needed, not only for the education of the National Guard, but ofthe citizen population who form the unorganized, reserve militia. Our male population need to become familiar with the use of the rifle to even up the advantage the foreigner gains by his universal con scription. This education can he large ly accomplished if the United States will offer the free use of the military rifle on ranges to he established near our large towns. Such ranges would be available for the Instruction of the Na tional Guard. Colonel Parker thinks the law should be amended so as to pro vide for a, per diem allowance of 40 cents to-in en and officers attending the twenty-four drills a- year required by the act. The new mllltla act of 1903 In no sense weakens the power of the states over the militia, for it Is carefully drawn to preserve -the authority of Governors over their own troops by "reserving to the states respectively the appointment of the officers and the authority of training the militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress." In time of peace the National Guard of each state is absolutely a state force, made more" efficient for that purpose by the aid of the General Government In time of war the National Guard may be called Into the United States' serv ice by the President, but this right Is a constitutional right given Congress "to provide for calling forth the ml lltla to execute the laws of the Union, to suppress .Insurrections, and repel In vasion.'' Our laws, under, this provis ion, have from the birthday of our Re public made every citizen of military age, whether In the organized mllltla or not, subject to military duty when ever called out by the United States. The new act of 1903 assures the sol dier of the National Guard that In case of war he will not be obliged to volun teer for a long period, but that after a few weeks or months of service the regiment will be returned again to the state from which it was borrowed. Our regular Army, backed by the National Guard, would form an emergency line behind which our vast masses of volun teers would be able to assemble for or ganization or mobilization. Under this new law we would muster Into service at once 150,000 men of the National Guard, well-trained men, good shots, who, with our regular Army, could save our .seacoast towns from destruction from an unexpected land and naval at tack upon our shores. This "emer gency" first line of fairly well-trained troops would form a cover behind which our volunteers could be got ready. NATIONAL POWER OP ASSIMILATION The flood of immigration from South ern Europe is so large and of such poor quality that It is viewed with anxiety if not with alarm by the United States Commissioner-General of Immigration. Frank P. Sargent, who Is an eminent and intelligent leader of the cause of American labor. Mr. Sargent predicts that our next experience with Industrial reaction will be plagued by the pres ence of these .masses of cheap, unskilled labor, ignorant of our language, Irrev erent of our laws, ready for riot through discontent and dissatisfaction when there are no wages to be earned. These immigrants are made up largely of the poorest class of single workmen and workwomen. The enormous immi gration of 1SS2 was assimilated because It was composed of Irish, German and Scandinavians, men who brought their families with them and some money. But the present Immigration Es com posed largely of the Slav and Latin race; it is unskilled labor that swarms Into our cities, while In 18S2 thousands of the Germans and not a few of the Irish became agriculturists. In "Wisconsin, where there was a great settlement of Germans, Belgians, Norwegians, these people have become thoroughly Americanized, despite the early efforts of some of the leaders of these people to prevent this assimila tion. The English language has driven the other tongues out and English papers and books have brought these foreigners into the full current of Na tional life. The American newspaper and the American school have been too strong for the reactionary spirit of the Lutheran clergy, who set their faces like a flint against English schools be cause they believed that the adoption of English would lose them their par ishioners. The Norwegian school Is gone, but the German ministers still try to retain German as the medium of instruction. Archbishop Ireland opposed this view, and In the Bennett-law agita tion of 1KB the English-speaking Catholics were Republicans against the Germans and the Norse in the Democratic party. The foreigners won, and there are today public schools In "Wisconsin where no English is taught, and In the parochial schools It is only an accomplishment. But in 'spite of these anti-English pub lic schools the mass of young Germans and Norse learn English and a good many Lutherans have joined the Epis copal and Congregatlonallst churches. In towns where the Catholic Church uses German the young people count many non-church attendants. Bishop Ireland warned the German Catholics and the Lutheran ministers that their anti-English schools would result In their own discomfiture. A "Wisconsin correspondent of the Springfield Repub lican writes: , In this solid Norse country, a Congregatlonal lst Church halves the peoplewlth the Lutheran, and In Madison there are as many Norse In the Episcopalian Sunday-school as In the Luth eran. It Is the same tale everywhere. The young- people will use English and the whole array of pastors and dominies and dead-alive foreign newspapers can't stop It. This German-Lutheran fight against English has created an antagonism be tween them and the Irish Catholics, who sympathize with the Yankees in this respect so cordially that the Re publican Governor has a devoted fol lowing of Irish Democrats and many warm friends among the Irish Catholic priests, who hold with Bishop Ireland that the best service a foreign immi grant can do himself Is to become an American as soon as possible. This story of the futile efforts of Germans and .Norsemen to prevent the Ameri canization of their children by insisting upon antl-Engllsh public schools Illus trates how powerful are the forces that make for assimilation of foreigners in this country. But these races were Ger mans and Norse; races of great superi ority of mind, body and moral sense over the Inferior Slav and Latin immi gration from Southern Europe. It is not likely that the same result could speedily be expected of the Illiterate masses of unskilled labor that are swarming Into our large cities and towns of the East today. The bright side to this dark picture is the predic tion that these illiterate, lgnorant Immi grants have not come to stay; that the moment the good times are over that drew them to our shores they will hurry home again. In our hard times of 1S93 S6 thousands of Huns, and Slavs re turned to Europe; they had saved by their habits of cheap and nasty frugal ity from 51000 to 51500. On this sum these creatures boasted they could live without much labor In Hungary; that land was cheap, food was cheap, and that a peasant who had from 51000 to 51500 saved was secure from anxiety for the future, as the income of It would almost support him. These creatures come to America very much as Irish labor flocks to England and Scotland at certain seasons and then returns to Ireland; very much as Canadian labor works on the farms. In the forests and factories of New Eng land for a few, weeks In. the year and rhen returns to Canada. The present invasion of Immigration of -Slavs and Latins would be a terror If they were sure to remain with us, as In a time of industrial collapse they would then be worse than the plague of the lice In flicted by Moses upon the Egyptians; they would be equal to the white ants of Africa. The season of surf bathing Is at its height, and a large number of our peo ple are availing themselves of its priv ileges. It Is doubtful If these privileges are generally used to the best advan tage as regards health,", and men who stand upon the beach above the swish of the tide, their overcoats buttoned to the chin In order to keep comfortably warm, are wont to doubt the delights that the dripping bathers, with chat tering teeth, assure them Is to be found in disporting In the chilly waves. But this Is uncharitable. Of course there Is pleasure In sea bathing, or Its palpable discomforts, would not be endured day after day throughout the season. Ex perts In hygiene assure us that nothing Is more exhilarating and. refreshing to the strong and healthy Individual than a plunge In the surf, but candor com pels the admission that nothing Is more harmful to delicate persons whose pow ers of endurance are quickly overtaxed In following the example of robust bathers. As stated by the New York Times, "The opportunity for overindul gence In all pleasures Is a constant temptation to the Indiscreet, while with most of those who, during their vaca tion, must pay well for their privileges, there is a desire to get the worth of their money." It Is thus that the sea shore Is thronged with shivering mor tals, numb to the marrow through tak ing excessive toll from Neptune, while the beach Is crowded with loungers who blister and pickle themselves for hours In their sticky, gritty, salt-soaked bath ing suits, In the vain effort to toughen themselves to their environment and in cidentally to get the worth of their money. "Vacation goes on apace. Business Is disorganized, homes are abandoned to dust and prowlers, mosquitoes revel In .the best blood of the land, half-nude bathers shiver In the surf, the unsophis ticated small boy, reveling In the de lights of grandpa's farm, pokes a hive of bees and takes toll from experience, or Is rendered insensible by a fall from the frisky colt In the out lot, or carries a broken arm in splints and has the time of his life generally. Baby gets the measles miles away from the doc tor, and his sister bathes her oak-poisoned arms and face In buttermilk. Mother passes the nights pacing be tween the two cots in a little farmhouse bedroom, and the head of the family digs away in his office doing two men's work, after the manner of proprietors, in order that his clerk or assistant may enjoy the pleasure of an outing, and in cidentally to furnish means so that the sequestered family may have their "good time:" Altogether, the vacation is something of a strain the recompense of which Is In getting home again and sitting down In comfort for another ten months. Enthusiastic electrical experimenters out In Colorado are preparing to 'dupli cate the ancient kite experiment of Ben Franklin, highly modernized. "With this purpose In view they are erecting on the top of Pike's Peak some peculiar machinery from which they Intend to discharge upward a magnet with miles of thin copper wire attached to it, the hope being that they can by this means tip and secure power from what Is sup posed to be the practically unlimited supply of electricity In the ether high above the surface of the earth. These experimenters are regarded as vision aries by those who look on, but they reflect that Franklin, equipped with kite and key, sallying forth In a thun der storm to coquet with lightning, was the subject of jest to those of his timo who plumed themselves upon being "practical" men. Experimenters are the accredited advance agents of prog ress, and In the light of the great dis coveries that have followed their inves tigations, those who deride them as Visionaries merely discredit their own Intelligence. High official position Is graced by a magnanimity that Ignores personal dif ferences. The President no doubt felt that It was Just to administer a snub to General Miles as the old soldier who was fighting his country's battles when he himself was but an Infant in arms, formally relinquished active service In the Army. Perhaps It was just, but a man In his position can afford to bo generous, which in this instance Pres ident Rocsevelt was not. The display of personal feeling at such a time may well be regretted as unworthy a broad minded man who Is the constitutional commander-in-chief of the United States Army. An old soldier, bidding adieu to place and title, who had won his spurs in fierce combat during the vigorous years of a forceful, self-reliant manhood, presents a figure on the dial of time to which, regardless of other considerations, even a President of the United States might doff his hat with out compromising his dignity. The total number of Democratic newspapers in Missouri that have de clared for Folk for Governor has now reached 1C0. "No literature or corre spondence of any kind has been sent out from the Folk bureau urging or ganization, but it seems as If no urg ing Is necessary," the St. Louis Globe Democrat reports. "The movement ap pears to be spontaneous, and politicians say that they never knew anything like It in Missouri." Of the 15,000 persons operated upon for appendicitis In Great Britain last year, 13,500 survived. There Is no data by which It can be shown what number out of 15.000 persons suffering from this old-new affliction came back to health in the years before the practice of oper ating for appendicitis began. Hence it Is impossible to tell by comparison whether surgery has scored a decided triumph over this disease or not. General Pando has "resumed the presidency" of Bolivia. A delightful phrase, and one that should prove of Inestimable value to statesmen ln that troubled region. Carry War to Enemy's Camp. Philadelphia North American. PITTSBURG. In the crusade against violators of the 'Blue Law," In Wllkins burg. a new feature has entered the fair choir soloist. Druggists, who have been prosecuted from week to week for selling soda water and cigars, turned the tables yesterday and sent "spotters"Into all -the churches employing paid singers. An obliging Jus tice of the Peace kept open office, and 15 minutes after midnight this morning war rants were Issued. The singers were ar rested today and entered ball for court. SPIRIT OF THE NORTHWEST PRESS That's tbe Idea. John Day News. If Hantaan refuses to build or let build roads, why not enlist local capital' under the leadership of Portland? Honor for Salem. Salem Statesman. There are enthusiasts In Salem who would be quick to vote "Old" Sam Mor ris, the Indian baseball pitcher, the most distinguished citizen of tho Capital City. Hear the Bear Grovfl. Arlington Record. Corbelt Is as swift as an antelope and Jeffries is as strong as a bull, according to their admirers, but for the great public that will flock to see the fight It Is soft as mush. Walt THl September. Hood River Glacier. The total absence of smoke ths Summer speaks well for the work of Forest Super visor M. P.- Isenberg and his efficient as sociates. No better proof could be offered In substantiation of arguments that the forest reserve policy and patrol system of the Interior Department Is a good thing. Patience In a Sore Trial. Adams Advance. The people of Asotin County, "Washing ton, have had a sad trial of what the peo ple of other states have beea gettlnir. Hu- l man nature is the same all over. No peo- can caimiy await. tne slow action of the law for a crime of that kind, whether the perpetrator is black or white. These people did as any other community would have done, removed him from any fur ther chance to repeat such a horrid crime. Not to Be Wondered At. Elgin Recorder. The lynching at Asotin, Wash., Wednes day morning, was a foregono conclusion, after the guilt of tho murderer Hamilton had been fully established. Murder com mitted while attempting rape Is a crime that the average American crowd will not stand for, and the brute In human form who makes the attempt can rest assured that short shift will be made of him If captured and his guilt fully established. It Is not to bo wondered at that the peo ple take the law Into their own hands on such occasions. No Color Line Here. Hillsboro Argus. Citizens near Spokane Tuesday night lynched a white man who had foully out raged and murdered the little 12-year-old daughter of the Sheriff of Asotin County. The crime was one of the most brutal ever perpetrated In the Northwest. It will now be time for some of the prurient prudes to deplore the lynching, while they contemptuously dismiss the crime that in vited the death of disgrace. If Hamil ton's skin had been black, this "anarchy" might have afforded a subject matter for many of our snivelling paranolacs. That's What They Are. Pendleton Tribune. . The Asotin brute was lynched, but let It be said to the credit of his murderers that they did the deed quietly and with out some of the horrifying Incidents so frequently reported from the South. It Is difficult to condemn the actions of de cent men under such circumstances, but every man who wore a mask or pulled on the ropes will have a weight on his conscience the remainder of his days. Murder Is murder In any form, and the hundred men who took the life of a man, even though he deserved to die, arc all murderers. There's a Sin of Apathy. Spokane Spokesman-Review. While tho spectacle of lynch law Is never admirable. It Is far better that the manhood of a. community should be stirred to summary vengeance by atrocious crimes like that committed by Hamilton than remain apathetic -The fact cannot be ob scured that, associated with a passing disregard for the rights of the law, there rankled In the breasts of the men who did the lynching a righteous resolution that the womanhood of this country must be free and safe to pass along the most re mote highway without insult or violence. Dengenerates of Hamilton's type are Im measurably better In tho earth than on it. Any man of normal conscience would pray for death if he knew that death alone could prevent him from committing an atrocious deed like that which blotted out tho Hfo of little Mabel Richards. The Course of "Justice." McMlnnvllIe Reporter. Had the mob not taken charge of this case, the courts would have been bur dened with it probably for a year or two. The brute would have been convicted If some pettifogger had not established a plea of "temporary insanity." Then an appeal would have to be taken and a motion to set aside tho verdict, and a pe tition for commutation of sentence, and all these aggravating obstacles to the proper administration of justice would have to be overcome. Then, if the sen tence of death were allowed to stand some sentimental degenerate would be permitted to weep over the prisoner, car ry flowers into his cell, and lionize his blackened souL No, there are too many pampered criminals In the country. Those who would make softer berths for crim inals and show greater consideration for hardened men who stop at nothing are putting an additional premium on crime. More rigid prison discipline (and a more strict criminal code, and there would bo less crime and fewer lynchings. The Handsome Thlnrr, Well Sato. Seattle Post-Intelligencer. . The people of Oregon, with commendable enterprise, are pushing to completion their plans for the Lewis and Clark Exposition. They have taken hold of the matter with vigor, particularly at Portland, where In dividual citizens have contributed liber ally, and everywhere there Is manifest the disposition to make It a marked success. Their efforts deserve commendation. It Is to be hoped that the fair will be all Its projectors anticipate, the most extensive and the most complete exposition yet given on the Pacific Coast. While Portland Is the home of the fair, and the State of Ore gon Is immediately And directly concerned in its welfare. It Is not too much to say that the people of Washington, who reside In a state carved" from Oregon territory and who enjoy the most cordial relations with their neighbors south of the Colum bia River, have scarcely less Interest In its success. The benefits to be gained from a creditable exposition unquestionably will be shared by both states. This Identity of Interest ought to produce favorable re sults In this state. Tho people of Wash ington may well give their heartiest sup port. In every way practicable, to the peo ple of Oregon; and It appears that one of the best methods to do a friendly act would be to aid in securing an appropria tion by Congress for the exposition. If precedent has any force. Congress need not hesitate to vote a sum of money ade quate for all requirements. Congress has aided other cities In like enterprises, for example Chicago, Omaha, Charleston, Buffalo and St. Louis; and now Congress ought to-devote Its attention to the Pa cific Northwest as represented by the Lewis and Clark Exposition at Portland. The matter demands the attention of our delegation In Congress. Senators and Congressmen should do all they are able for the Portland Fair, and our people should bo ready and willing to back them up. Governor Cummins' Jobs. Providence Journal. Governor Cummins. In Iowa, has not been sufficiently successful with his tar iff reform agitation to warrant great ex pectations of him now that he is set ting out on a campaign of currency re form. In Jobs of this magnitude it Is usually better to be through with One before beginning a second. NEWSPAPER USE OF "AGED." New Tork Sun. Out neighbor, the Times, makes a just protest against an unfortunate habit of reporters and makers of newspaper "headlines." These gentlemen persist In. calling folks of 60 and thereabout "aged." Tho habit Is spread all over tho United States. We have rebuked It a hundred and a hundred times. For the Instruction and reproof of the erring, we have culled from, the long roll of living centenarian's many a candidate for the btcentenarlan class. Thus we have sought to Instil a sense of proportion and a knowledge of the proper divisions of human life. If the epithet "aged" Is still misapplied scandalously, the fault is not wholly due to the youth and Inexperience of reporters and "deskmen." Strange as It seems to the newspaper klndergartner with the dimple chin, reporters are extant who have grandchildren, and we have known "copy readers" of patriarchal beard. Yet these persons, who should be the first to resent an Improper use of this abused and foolish adjective "aged," will themselves misuse It shamefully. The confounded Impenetrability of matter- Is their excuse. A "headline" can hold only so many let ters. A man of 60 may be "middle-aged" or "young" in the estimation of tho "copy reader," but the first epithet is much too long and the second Is often too long by a letter. The real or supposed necessltl-is of type have Imposed themselves. Tho reporter, however Ingenious In his bud ding day3, naturally compiles with tho style of the fortunate man who has the happiness of reading his compositions. Thus millions of tender juvenals are classified as "aged," to their amusement or annoyance. This is the kindest defense that can be mado of a thing essentially indefensible. Thero Is a darker side to the matter. Tho study of these reporters, like that of too many other characters of this age of nov els. Is but little on the Bible. If they would learn the fifth chapter of Genesis by heart, they would get a correct notion of age. Here are a few men who, In their last years, might without offense have been called "aged": Adam, 930; Seth, 912; Enos, 903; Calnan, 910; Jared, 962; Me thuselah. 96!). Wo exclude middle-aged persons like Mahalaleel, who was cut off in his S9Sth year, and adolescents like Laroech. who lasted only 777 years. Indeed, Methuselah is the only man In the list to whom wo should grant a patent to be called "aged," but the standard must not be put too high at first. ' Viability increases every day. In a few hundred years, no life insurance company will dare to sell an annuity. It is the moro unbecoming to speak of striplings of 60 to 70 as "aged." For the convenience of re porters and others we give a provisional scheme of classification: Infants, as at present, birth to 21; youth, adolescent, 21 to 71; middle-aged, 71 until further notice. Two Types of Public Men. New York Evening Post. Senator Piatt agrees with Senator Gor man that it would bo shocking to Intro duce the negro question into politics. Tho matter Is too grave, too painful, too heart-rending for politicians to think of touching it .Politics being, in the Platt Gorman definition, simply a scheme for dividing tho offices. It is obvious that tho Intrusion of any such question as equal enforcement of the law, or the vin dication of elementary human rights, must seem to them a wild absurdity. Why disturb 'them in their statesmanlike broodings ovor the question who shall have this collectorship. or who bo put Into that postofllce? What has gross In justice to millions of American citizens to do with real politics. We observe, however, that one Senator Is foolishly concerning himself with that negro prob lem from which the noble Gorman and the lofty-minded Piatt turn away In such dis gust. Mr. Hoar, of Massachusetts, has been addressing the Summer students at Worcester; and strangely defending the doctrine that the laws of the country should be enforced among white and black alike. In this connection he took occasion to refer to the decision of .a Massachusetts man now sitting In the Supreme Court of the United States Mr. Justice Holmes and to say of his refusal to hear the prayer of the illegally dis franchised negroes of Alabama that it was "a Judgment more far-reaching and terrible than the famous judgment of Taney, In which he said that the colored man had no rights against the whites." The Wearlni; of Monocles. Philadelphia Record. Tho single eyeglass, or monocle, is worn by only two Phlladelphians. A half-dozen New Yorkers wear It, and, even In Chi cago, It has a couplo o'f votaries. An oc ulist talked about it the, other day. "Dr. Kitchener, back In 1824, thought It a good thing," he said. "Kitchener advised its alternate use, now In the right eye, now In the left one. He said In bis book that ho had cultivated the habit of picking up the glass, each time he wanted to use it, with a different hand. Of course, picked up with the right hand, it had to go Into the right eye, and vice versa. As a matter of fact, the single eyeglass Is injurious. It throws all the work on one eye. It de stroys the harmony of the optic muscles and nerves. I know an Englishman who has worn, for a myopic affection, a mon ocle in his left eye for 12 years. Tho left eye Is all right, but with the other the man can see practically nothing. Joseph Chamberlain wears his monocle In either eye alternately, and his son does the same thing. The habit of the monocle continues to live among tho English swells." Gorman ana Capitalists. Philadelphia Ledger. Senator Gorman would be an Ideal can didate for the Presidency In the eyes of the vested Interests, and he knows It. But in 1904 he would be nothing more than a candidate. Disgruntled capital would give him generous support, but the people will give their support to Mr. Roosevelt, and the representatives of the trusts are few, while the representatives of the people are many. Their name Is le gion, and they will overwhelm with their votes the candidate who stands for mate rial Interests which .re opposed to theirs. Fish or Cat Bolt. Chicago Chronicle. While the North Is no more "negro phllo" than the South, It Is determined that the South shall not disfranchise the negro and still continue to count him as a basis or representation. That Is one phase of the race issue which the North is entirely willing to discuss. The South must fish or cut bait- If It wishes to deny the negro the right to vote, well and good, but it cannot abolish the negro as a voter and retain him as a political as set. Safety Valve for Socialists. Butte Miner. The so-called Populist organization may serve as a safety valve for the Socialist who does not want to cut himself wholly off from the possibility of reatreat but it has no legitimate footing among the political-movements of the day and never can regain the place It once occupied as an incidental factor In the affairs of the country. A Bad System. Chicago Chronicle. The Government printing office should be abolished and the printing for the Government, like the construction of pub lic buildings and harbor Improvements, should be let to the lowest and best bid der. Millions of dollars would be saved each year and better work would bo per formed. The Test of Unionism. Chicago Tribune. If we intrust trade unionism with the control of the labor supply of the United States we shall expect it to exercise Its control in such a way as to make labor more effective Instead of less effective. By that test will trade unionism stand or fall. NOTE AND COMMENT. By the. bye, didn't some convicts escape from Folsom recently? However Hay feels about it, convicts are ready to fight for the open door. . Looping th loon la vm mnr stren uous than swinging round the circle. The most conspicuous jails just now are those that have not. been broken open. The President has crystallized the sent iments of all good citizens regarding lynching. It Is only fitting that a girl who has led a colorless life should commit suicide by taking -Paris green. If our robbers didn't work at a safe in the open street, they at least got some money, which is more than the Seattle representatives did. When an American editor loses his head he makes it hot for others When a Chinese editor loses his he goes where he can't make It any hotter. Dr. Ford, of St. Louis, has discovered another Baconian cipher in Shakespeare. If all these surmises are correct Bacon's work must have suffered from trlch lnlasls. "A tennis racket bearing the Initials T. R. Jr.' passed through Oyster Bay today to be restrung." Such is the infor mation given an expectant Nation by tho New York Evening Sun. Again the American people shows its in dustrial Ingenuity. The hatpin has been advanced from the position of a nuisance to that of a lethal weapon. The latest In stance of Its utilization was in New York where two colored women, armed solely with hatpins, held up a collector and took from him $112. A feeling of pity comes over one on reading of tho misfortune that befel Ivan Chase, editor of the Colfax Gazette. Whllo occupying a berth In an O. R. & N. sleoper his trousers were stolen. What a mortifying position for a guide of public opinion. How embarrassing for a man to walk down the streets of Colfax dad from the waist down In a Gazettel It would indeed be a case of putting too much of the editor's personality In tho paper. But the conclusion of the dis patch telling of the misfortune dispels tho gloom, and also kills a traditionary belief. The editor went to tho baggage car, opened his trunk,, and got out another, pair of trousers. Another pair of trousers! . Revised. Quotation. "Let mo write the ads of a country, and I care not who makes its songs." Yet Another One. Mrs. Louisa Kelley, a bride of three weeks, was found dead In a bathtub at her home, 57 Inglehart street, yesterday morning-. St Paul Pioneer Press. The Bridge Builder. "Citizen," of Grant's Pass, who recently out-Emersoned Emerson by the advice to "build cantaloupe bridges to the fixed stars." has forwarded an essay based on the text: "A cup of water will quench thirst. It will make a plant grow. Its com position Is oxygen and hydrogen." Tho essay deals with the essential nature of the state, and concludes with tho preg nant sentence: "Bridges to cross abysses must bo cantilevered to the state." Omar Jfot a. Fan. The ball.no Question makes of. ayes -ana noes, But here or there as strikes the .player goes; And He that toss'd you down Into the Field, He knows about It all He knows He knows. An effort i3 being mado to boost Omar Khayyam as a fan, the sole evidence brought forward being tho stanza quoted above. This shows how inconsiderate some people are. Omar was evidently a man that didn't know a thing about base ball, otherwise he would never have writ ten such a line as "hero or there as strikes the player, goes." The ball does no such thing Just the opposite In fact. If it al ways went where the player Intended to send It there would be more free hats for the team. The last two lines are a Uttlo obscure, but' apparently contain really good advice. Take the umpire's decision he knows about it all he knows some times. Quaint College Yells. The college yell of tho University of Texas, which begins: Rattle to thrat, to thrat, to thrat and goes through a long sizzle of siz-boom-bahs has been going the rounds of the papers lately as an example of the barbaric tastes of Texans. As a matter of fact, the yells in some much more staid communities are worse. The Academy oS Gloucester (Mass.) has this: Tip, yap, yap. Slip, slop, slap, . r. Whlrrlzle, whlrrazle, whlrroo. We eat the clam. We (fon't give a damn For salted, pickled, drled-out-cod, Lost her! Gloucester! Yahl British Columbia is looked upon as a' sober, old-fashioned province, yet listen to the yell of the Collegiate School, Vic toria. B. C: Flick, flick, flick, Vic, Vic. Vic. VIc-to-ri-a, Yah, yah, yah Vic is quick. Oh. so slickv Crick-tk-lk-lk, Beat 'em. Eat 'em, Colleg-l-ato. PLEASANTRIES OP PARAGRAPHERS. "Papa, what do they mean by the flower oC the family? " "A blooming nuisance, usu ally!" Puck. Ethel Yes! The poor chap has lost hl3 money but not hlc friends. Edith Ah! That Is what you might call a double misfortune I Puck. He Do you believe that love begets love? She I most certainly do. "Why, then, don'i birds grow to love cats?" Yonkers States man. Financier I told me boss I couldn't afford to work for free dollars a week. Merchant "What did he say? Financier Said be hadn't noticed me tryln to. Judge. De eayln Is you mustn't lay up fer yo'self riches In dls wort', but dey comes In mighty handy wen do balllfTs settla on de front do'step. Atlanta Constitution. "Pa, what's a pessimist?" "A man who a!-, ways thinks when he gets up in the morning that it's going to be the hottest day of the season." Chicago Record-Herald. William You must remember, my dear, that my taste Is better than yours? His Dear Wife Undoubtedly, when 'we come to consider that you' married me and I married you. Bostoa Globe. Little Hiram Grampa. did yon see- the twe talled comet? Farmer Bumpercrop No. b'jlags; I been so busy harvestln' I didn't even git ter see the circus, let alone the sideshows. Kansas City Journal. - The Aunt And how was your birthday party, Archie? Archie Oh. auntie, it was the finest I ever had! Why. I got such a terrible stomach trouble that I could not go to school for three days. Brooklyn Life. Miss Giddy (vivaciously) My new gowa Is a dream very light gray voile. (practic ally) Ah, yes; very pretty, I'm "sure. But doesn't gray soir easily? Miss G, (leaping be bore she looked) Oh, I had it made with a broad black girdle.. Chicago Record-Herald,