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It has been taken for granted, apparently, that this conference must be like the former ones a Junket for pretentious states men, a propaganda of precious nonsense about "bimetalism" and then a col lapse of no further service than to pro mote the gayety of nations. The personnel of the Conant Commis sion was sufficient, however, to have set cuch crazy ideas and the stories they inspired at rest The Justification of the effort upon which the Administra tion, under Instructions from Congress, proceeded, Is .ample In the tremendous Joss and disturbance caused by fluctua tions of exchange between gold and sil ver countries. One has only to recall the long and bitter controversy in Brit ish India, and the similar though less strenuous experiences of Hussia, Aus-Iro-Hungary and nearly every state In Central and South America, to appreci ate the fervor with which China and Iexlco appealed to the gold nations for advice and aid, and the sympathy with which the Administration at "Washing ton responded. Our interest was fur ther secured by our close relations with Mexico, and still more vitally by our own pressing and difllcult problem In the Philippines. It now appears that so far. as Ger many is concerned the negotiations have been successful to the limit of hope, and agreement reached along the lines of the American recommendations. These comprise a declaration for a gold standard for China, with a stable ex change value for the sliver circulation yet to be determined; the systematic purchase of silver for subsidiary coin age by gold countries, and a specific disclaimer of the "blmetallst" fancies that were wont to vex the ears of civ ilised man. It develops, of course, that Germany doesn't need any silver now. 3ew nations do, least of all the United States. But it seems nothing more than reasonable that the Oriental de sire for some sympathetic expression on this head from the great powers be acceded to. Nor is the proposal to systematize purchases of silver by all the nations so chimerical as might appear at first blush; for exchequers do co-operate on things quite as variant In individual conditions, and much benefit may be derived if the Joint undertakings pro ceed no farther than perfect under standing on all hands as to Just what the silver burden of the world Is, and how it can best be carried. What sil ver needs more than anything else Is stability, and this would be powerfully promoted by a comprehensive grasp of the entire productive area and of the world's approximate needs for coinage. This, of course, is merely incidental to the main purpose of the conferences, which is to assist China and Mexico to adopt the gold standard and end their age-long nightmare of debased cur rency. From Berlin the American Commission goes to St. Petersburg, where It will meet In .M. de WItte one of Europe's most powerful minds and most resourceful of financiers, and where It will, we make no doubt, re ceive welcome and encouragement. THE FUXERAL EXHIBIT. We can well believe that the impres sion of those who pass before the bier of the pope Is "one of intense pity com bined with a certain sense of horror." The elevation for the multitude to gaze upon of the shrunken body, from which age, pain and disease has stamped out the life; wrapped In the costly robes and gorgeously bedecked with the em blems of a power that Is of the past, forms a spectacle from which Imagina tion shrinks and against which pity for our common mortality protests. It Is difficult to conceive that any person of sensibility would permit his own dead to be thus gazed at. This is not said in criticism of the grewsome pageant that Is in progress in Rome, the essence of which is affection and the moving Impulse of which is honor to the dead, but merely to voice the hope that with the advance of civiliza tion ghastly mortuary shows, with their glitter of empty baubles and. display of extravagant grief, will cease. Says food Dr. Toung: , . Half round the world the tears rumped up by death Are epent In watering vanities of life. The truth of this estimate is shown whether the funeral scene is In a hum ble home shrouded In all the pomp of yro because the spirit of a little child has gone out of It; In a church, where curious hundreds await their turn to gaze Into a face upon which death has placed the seal of eternal silence, or in the mighty cathedral, made gorgeous with the trappings of magnificence that surround as if in mockery the wasted body of the dead. The obsequies of Queen Victoria were notable lor the absence of this exhibi tion feature, yet nothing was omitted that could testify to the love of her children, family and the nation for the mother, friend and sovereign who had finished her work and passed on. The dignity and solemnity of the occasion were enhanced by the withdrawal from sight of the form and features upon which age and pain had made sad rav ages, and the wider public was spared a detailed description of how she looked after time and 'death had triumphed over her. A like circumspection was observed by the family of the late Em press Frederick. No one except those nearest and dearest were allowed to look upon her lace after death, she hav ing specially requested that the memory of her living face should be allowed to remain with all who had known and loved her. Thls desire Is a natural one, and one which finds frequent expression among people In all the walks of life. 'It may be hoped that this desire will come to be general and perhaps In time univer sal, and thus make an end of the spec tacular funeral exhibit, which can bring neither honor to the dead, comfort to those who mourn nor legitimate satis faction to the mass of spectators. HOLD DOWJi EXPENSES. The Lewis and Clark Centennial is to be congratulated upon the fact that Its permanent organization is completed and that there Is- the most perfect un derstanding and co-operation between the State Commission and the corpora tion. It is of supreme Importance that these two bodies should work together with harmonious aim and undivided purposes. This is only one of the favorable aus pices under which this worthy enter prise has proceeded from the first. It has united the business elements of the city and state as they have never been united before, stimulated building and trade, promoted pride In the city's ap pearance and attracted attention every where to the boundless resources of the Pacific Northwest It has served as a rallylng-polnt for the enlistment of in terest in us and In our ambitions among the country's distinguished men, begin ning with President Boosevelt. Everything so far is encouraging; and yet there is one great and Insidious dan ger which will swamp the Exposition unless It Is continually borne In mind and guarded against. That Is the dan ger of extravagance. The motto of the enterprise from now on must be to cut its garment according to the cloth. This the officials In charge fully understand and are firmly resolved to carry out. It Is necessary to be -prudent in outlays, especially for salaries and buildings. So far these things have been admirably looked out for, and the course estab lished by the late President Corbett and adhered to by the several committees Is very properly hardening into habit. It will make It much easier for all who have dealings with either of the boards to bear In mind that expenses are to be held down and that the funds are not designed primarily for the behoof of those who feel that some of the -money must co rile their way. LONG-RANGE ADVICE. The ancient but deep-seated belief that the influence of the Almighty never extended west of the Mississippi River has not - yet been eradicated in the older-settled portions of the United States. Accompanying this belief Is a settled conviction that the inhabitants of the Pacific Coast cities and towns are slow, stupid, incompetent and unable to grasp their opportunities. Distance lends enchantment to the view, and at Jong range our Eastern friends feel perfectly equipped for the task which the street gamin would Inelegantly term "putting us wise." To be sure, when one of the wise men of the East comes out here and backs up his pretty the ories and opinions with coin, the Illustra tion of the disadvantages under which we have been laboring frequently falls, and incidentally the Illustrator does the same. For this reason the advice and hints which are thrown our way fire usually from sufficiently long range to protect the person proffering them. The latest Illustration of this Eastern characteristic is shown in a very inter esting little book entitled "The Story of a Grain of Wheat" It is from the pen of W. C. Edgar, editor of the North western Miller, and is in many respects a valuable work, but it is in dealing with the Pacific Coast flour trade that the author discloses the customary lack of knowledge of a 'business that has been worked up from nothing In less than twenty years. Mr. Edgar says: Singularly enough, the Pacific Coast miller is skeptical as to the possibilities of the Ori ental flour trade, or be affects skepticism of it in his public utterances on this subject. This despite the. extraordinary growth of the Chinese export four trade. It is possible that he as sumes this position In order to quiet the am bitions of his competitor In the Northwestern States, who is ever alert to discover new mar kets for his flour. Thus far the Pacific Coast miller has had the control of the American flour trade In China and Japan, but he bos not shown, the same zeal and enterprise in exploit ing It as the Northwestern millers displayed In building up their European business. This is a direct reflection on "the en terprise of the Pacific Coast millers that Is entirely unwarranted by the facts. In no other line of goods going to the Orient has there been such a fierce com petition waged as has been going on be tween the Pacific Coast millers oper ating in the Orient The big firms In the business have men all over the Ori ent pushing their flour. and endeavor ing by every known method to Increase its sale. That they are not only keep ing close up to the limit of possibilities, but are actually going beyond the safety point in expanding their trade, is shown by the failure of no less than ten na tive flour merchants in the Orient, who were caught by the hot weather with larger flour stocks on hand than they could get away with. The aggregate losses by the Hong Kong flour mer chants for the past twelve months have been nearly $1,500,000, which would indi cate that the Americans, Instead of being too slow in extending their flour trade had, on the contrary, sold more than was required. In overselling the market the Ameri cans have not always escaped un harmed, and It will require the profit on several millions of barrels of flour to enable some of the Pacific Coast mill ers to even up for the losses they In curred in pushing trade in the Orient At the same time, they are keeping the far East well "policed" by a big force of salesmen, who are continually step-ins oyer th border of civilisation In their eagerness to extend the operations of their employers. The Eastern millers have an errone ous idea regarding the Oriental flour trade. Aside from the Immense quan tities of last year's shipments which spoiled on the hands of the since bank rupted Chinese firms, the increase in shipments was practically all due to the advent of thousands of Europeans and Americans who would have nothing but wheat flour. The average Chinaman cannot afford to eat wheat flour except rat rare Intervals on holidays, when he consumes a small amount In the form of cakes and confectionery. The trade of the men, both yellow and white, who can- afford it, is being very closely watched and pushed to the limit by the men who have developed and nursed it from Its inception. The field Is open, however, and the Eastern millers might learn something to their advantage by trying to show the unenterprising Pa cific Coast miller how the trade should be handled. The experiment will teach them the difference between Asiatic and European customers. TWO KINDS OP MERGER. The Burlington Railroad has made most gratifying progress under North ern Securities control and Mr. J. J. Hill's management Its gain for the fiscal year Is 59,000,000 over last and this 13 no doubt accounted for correctly by the New York Financial Chronicle as largely due to the traffic brought to the Burlington through its new connec tion with the Northern roads. When the Burlington & Quincy was acquired in the Interest of the Great Northern and Northern Pacific com panies, it was plainly stated that the purpose of the acquisition was to enable Mr. Hill to carry out plans having in view the distri bution in Burlington & Quincy terri tory of a large amount of traffic origi nating In the Pacific Northwest, and to provide generally for an increasing exr change of traffic between the two sec tions. This business Mr. Hill has de veloped with great assiduity. So far, so good; and one can even as sent to the thinly disguised argument the Chronicle has In view namely, that all this prosperity Justifies the merger In Its acquisitlon.of the Burlington, and demonstrates the Burlington's own fe licity as one of the mergees, so to speak. But it is fitting to point "out that Northern Securities is something more than an acquisition of a connecting route for traffic originating In the Pa cific Northwest That Is, we must hold it accountable, not only for perfecting a through traffic route from St Louis, for example, to Puget Sound, but also for a most palpable destruction" of com petition between two trunk lines that belt a tier of five great Northern States for a thousand miles. This Is the essential difference be tween the Hill merger and another type represented by the Harrlman acquisi tion of the Central Pacific or Mr. Hill's own undertaking with the Erie. Noth ing has occurred to indicate that the distinction here noted will be over looked by the United States Supreme Court in passing' upon the St Paul de cision. LIGHT FROM THE SOUTH. If the South doeB not solve Its vexing political and social problems happily for itself, It will not be .due to lack of brains, high Intelligence and Intellectual honesty on part of its leading scholars and educated thinkers. During the last twenty years the ablest and fairest dis cussions of all the great historical con troversies that preceded the war and all the grave issues that date their birth from that great struggle have been written by Southern men, some of whom belonged to the generation that fought In the Civil War, and all of whom were Identified by ties of blood, social and political sympathy with the cause of the Southern Confederacy. Southern men of literary quality have more in tellectual -courage, both In thought and expression, than Northern men. From Woodrow Wilson, the scholarly presi dent of Princeton, down to the brilliant Journalist Watterson, the salient qual ity of Southern thinkers and writers is courageous frankness of speech. Wheth er a Southern man is a conservative or a radical, he has that saving grace de fined by Lowell's Yankee when he says, "I do like a man who ain't afeard." The Sewanee Review, which issues Xrom the Protestant Episcopal Univer sity of the South at Sewanee, Tenn., has always dealt with questions growing out of the war In a Judicial spirit and great enlightenment of view, its origi nal editor, Professor W. P. Trent never hesitated to point out the evils of slav ery and the feudal system of society to 'which it gave rise. The editor of the South Atlantic Quarterly, published at the seat of Trinity College, Durham, N. C,. Is Professor John Spencer Bassett who holds the chair of history and po litical science In this Methodist Institu tion. In the July Issue of the Quarter ly Dr. Bassett has an article, "Two Negro Leaders," In which he compares the methods for the elevation of the negro advocated by Booker T. Wash ington and William F. Dubol3, the able president of Atlanta University. Dr. Bassett is a native of North Caro lina, born two years after the Civil War. Dr. Bassett describes these negro leaders without a tinge of race preju dice as both men of fine morals, excel lent training and honest purpose, who are both contributing greatly to the progress of American negroes. Booker Washington Is the son of a slave woman, Is self-made and owes his pre liminary education to an Industrial school. Dubois was born In freedom in Massachusetts, is a graduate of FIsk University, is a brilliant representative of "the most intellectual side of the life of the American negro." Booker Washington believes that the advancement of the negro will come best through gradual economic progress and the establishment and nourishment of friendly relations with the white race. He would not resist the disfran chisement of the negroes, would have them let politics alone and seek to ac cumulate wealth through .Industrial ef fort Dr. Bassett while he recognizes that Booker Washlngtoiurepresents the negro in his industrial career, neverthe less has a warm word of welcome for Professor Dubois, who In his book, "The Souls of Black Folk," cries out against the discrimination under which his race is compelled to rest Dr. Bas sett 'says "It is the cry of a man who suffers rather than the reproach of a man who hates; It Is a plea for soul opportunity." Professor Dubois", In hostility to Booker Washington's gos pel of material wealth, says the soul Is more than the body, and the. only hope for the negro Is In the higher life, In the development of culture. The remark able thing is that a Southerner, Dr. Bassett, supports Professor Dubois In this contention, saying that if the white race needs higher education to develop Its own leaders, the argument Is equally good -"applied to the negro race. Dr. Bassott holds that the exceptional negro does exist, and for him the door of op portunity ought to be open. The noteworthy thing is that this elo quent remonstrance of Professor Du bois against the discrimination of race and color under which the negro rests has nowhere at the North- received so Just and liberal treatment as It has ob tained at the hands of this North Caro lina professor, who expresses hearty contempt for "the crude animalism of passion-wrought masses" who sweep lngly pronounce the negro a beast, as if "a beast" could write a book like Pro fessor Dubois' "The Souls of Black Folk." Dr. Bassett does not specific ally point It out, but of course could not have failed to notice that Dubois, the most purely intellectual and most gifted negro In matter of literary power In America, always writes In the spirit of despair concerning the future of his race, while Booker Washington, slave born, a .man of outdoor action, an or ganizer rather than a pure thinker, Is always optimistic. He Is always hope ful when the skies are .blackest He believes that his system of industrial education will solve the negro problem and make both races so Indispensable' to each other that they will be able to live side by side In peace and humane order under equal law. This difference between the two men Is not difficult to explain. Washington is not an imaginative man. He was near enough to slavery in his youth to feel that a vast advance has been made. He has the sanguine, hopeful temper of the average Southern negro, while Du bois is'really a white man by his educa tion, by his early environment In a free state. With all the acquired! tastes and intellectual aptitudes of a New England-educated white, Dubois is obliged to live in the atmosphere of black folks much of the time, and he naturally finds his spirit rebelling against the impreg nable race excluslveness that bars the upward aspiration of able and gifted men of color. Had he been born In slavery and grown up under the shadow of Its blighting environment, he would" see more ground for hope In the present advance, and would become more of an optimist like Booker Washington, and less of a pessimist than he Is today. Frederick Douglass, born In slavery, was always cheerful and never cynical concerning the future of hl3 race, for like Booker Washington he -was a man of affairs. His first Industrial school In freedom was. a ropewalk, while Dubois is a man of academic rather than in dustrial training. The proposition to fill the streets be tween Union avenue and the 'river Is one that sooner or later must be favor ably considered. The area of river frontage that -lies practically idle be cause of the low strip of land that ex tends along the east bank of the river Is considerable, and Its position Is too valuable to permit the continuance of the conditions that render It untenant able. At present, with Its swaying bridges, dilapidated buildings and the reek and rot of all noisome things that cover It, it is as unsightly and unsani tary a stretch of river front as one could welL Imagine. It Is Important, however, that the equities should be ob served in the matter of property rights and benefits when this fill is ordered. Many of the gulch lots were acquired for trifling sums years ago. The taxes upon them have never been Jarge, and the fill will render them, relatively speaking, immensely valuable. The owners, for the most part are men who could afford to hold them for the large increase In value that the fill will Insure, and who have thus held them. These facts suggest a careful consideration of the' question when the apportionment of the cost of the fill Is made, to the end that Injustice may not be done to property-holders who have all along borne the brunt of street improvements on the East Side. The newest thing under the sun is the lnoaulation of the soil with bacteria that enables plants to absorb nitrogen from the air. The United States De partment of Agriculture Is accredited with the discovery, cultivation, process of suspended animation, packing and shipping to farmers In bulk these nltro breaklng bacteria that are to put stable compost, guano and other fertilizers, domestic and Imported, out of business. Worn-out soils will be rejuvenated by this Inoculation, and the farmer is con fidently promised an increase In crops of certain kinds of from 100 to 1000 per cent by the intelligent inoculation of their soils. The last thing on earth that ever perspiring humanity expected was a recipe, duly certified by the Govern ment for "farming made easy." Main strength was so long the only fac tor used In farming that even now, not withstanding the tremendous advance made In this direction, propositions In scientific agriculture are looked upon by many as merely a series of costly and more or less doubtful experiments. They are demonstrable facts, neverthe less, and may be hailed as a mighty step In the gradual evolution of the old est of Industries, the primitive stage of which was represented by Markham's "Man With the Hoe." Queen Alexandra, as Princess of Wales, was always popular; as Queen of England she Is not less so. Her gra clousness, her tact which causes her to conform delicately even-in the material and garnishment of her dress to the sentiments and traditions' of the peo ple' of whatever section of the British Empire she Is in, her quiet dignity and extreme friendliness, are strong points in her favor. If King Edward had vis ited Ireland without his consort, his welcome would have been stiff, reluc tant and ungracious. With her it has been an ovation. Briefly stated. Her Majesty knows how to wear the sham rock, the rose and the thistle with ef fect; to gown herself in English stuffs, Scotch stuffs and Irish stuffs upon oc casion, and to secure a welcome in any part of the British Isles by following the dictates of her own resourceful, tactful nature. The law of March 3, 1903, "to regulate- the immigration of aliens into the United States," which was -enacted as the result of the assassination of Presi dent McKlnley, went into effect on July 3. The State Department has con strued the law as requiring the rejec tion of all certificates of naturalization Issued after July 3, which do not set forth, as required by the act In ques tion, that the person naturalized is not opposed to all organized government, nor affiliated with any organization so opposed, that he does not advocate-the unlawful assaulting or killing of offi cers of government, and has not vio lated any of the provisions of the act This seems to be about as far as law can go In exclusion of anarch lets. MYTHOLOGY OF WAtL STREET. New Tork Evening Post ' Wall Street, we arc "told. Is, above all things, hardheaded. There calculation rules, and leaves no place "for sentlmen tallsm, much less for superstition. But so gross a "vulgar error" 13 the foregoing that it requires the attention of a new Sir Thomas Browne. Far from being skep tical and self-sufficient Wall Street Is a very nest of peculiar superstitions. It has a truly medieval tendency to ox plain all phenomena, not as workings of natural law, but as the result of the di rect Interposition of vague personalities. In good times this mythology Is generally monotheistic, presupposing the benefi cent working of a single dlety; lrj bad times it is polytheistic,- imagining the maleficent activities of a host of dia bolical powers. The case has been very completely Il lustrated In. the rising market of 1901-2 and the falling market of true past few months. The two phenomena admitted of very simple explanation. A specula tive furor resulted in enormous loans, bolstered by Insufficient collateral. It occurred to nobody that these loans would not pay themselves. Pay-day ar rives with the familiar efTects of forced liquidation. 'Sale of collateral to light en accounts forces down Inflated prices the pinch becomes extreme, and good se curities are thrown out to save bad. So almost automatically the market Is forced down, till the loans have been paid. Personal responsibility attaches to those who' fostered wild speculation and mndo foolish loans. Who upset tho apple cart Is an Idle question. What we wish to know Is, who left the fragile receptacle of our credit in the runway of the bulls and the bears? So a ra tionalistic Wall Street would argue. , But Wall Street prefers the medieval way. In the Middle Ages war was rarely attributed to Inordinate, personal am bitions, or pestilence to neglected filth. More .picturesque explanations gave dig nity to such calamities. A portentous comet had appeared In the sky, witches and warlocks disturbed the peace of the faithful, Satan prowled about in mys terious and manifold form3. Whoever has read the. comments of the press on the great fall in prices, or has talked with perplexed speculators, will porcievo how little these superstitions have waned. The talk has been chiefly of mysterious bears. AH day and all night Ursa Ma jor and Minor glower threateningly in our financial heaven to the extinction of all auspicious constellations. At every step wo shudder at the apparitions, dim ly discerned, of great operators w"rfi aro casting a spell upon prices. When theso witches and warlocks disappear in tho downtown chimneys. more formidable figures come riding on the wind. In the constant rumors of "warring giants" we recognize a very familiar motive of folk-lore and mythology. Some Thor of the Street, we are assured, has smitten his fellow, and Wall Street has rocked with the crash. Other heroes In the lfl heim of back rooms are exchanging thuunderbolts from afar, and carrying down mere earth dwellers (In tho front rooms) in the death struggle. Naturally, those who believe the devil's In the mar ket reject simple remedies. They want not a doctor or a confessor, but- an ex orclser. They trust that Taurus In the ascendant will banish thtf bears from the skies, and they hope that some St Patrick wjll come to Wall Street to ex pel tho reptile brood that Infests the mar ket One cannot quarrel with so naive an an thropomorphism, all the more so because this vley of adversity lends a touch of human nature to the haggard visage of baffled speculation. It would be unkind, too, to point out to our hag-ridden com munity that its fair weather mythology was quite as grotesque as its foul weather superstitious. The belief that a specula tive tide would never ebb was no more of divine inspiration that the notion that by assembling Btrong men you may sweep the retreating tide back upon the high water mark. The . Wall Street provi dence In which men trusted In flwsh" times 13 as" false a 'god as the hierarchy of demons in the day of disaster are creatures of a perplexed imagination. In all this matter a. cool observer would see merely the rather painful reduction of a dropsy Induced by the most ordinary neglect of the laws of commercial health. If Wall Street could be brought to take this view of Its own case It would undoubtedly acquire a steadier habit A little healthy scorn of the witch doc tors would lead to a salutary suspicion of the overweening promoter. It max bo doubted, however, whether Wall Street Is capable of turning adversity to these sweet uses. We see even In great financiers that curious shortness of vis ion which has frequently been remarked in men of affairs. Where one's thought does not run beyqnd a single flotation of securities, necessarily the Incidental matter of footing tho bills is not vividly present to the mind. Flushed with great transactions to be quickly closed, the financial mind forgets that the money may shrink to nothing as it passes, liko a bank bill in a conjurer's palm. -Naturally, the speculator who plays for the dally fluctuations of the market comes to be a superstitious believer In the occult powers that determine fractional changes. Such superstition is strangely widespread among more intelligent speculators and investors. .They, too worship the idols of the trading room. A disconcerting apparition of these paying-the-plper days Is the great financier whose credulity seems unbounded, but whose financial fmagination can bo measured by a roll or two of ticker-tape. For "liiuit, Leant Lnmp of CornX." New York Press. The little cruiser VIcksburg has been "showing" tho flag" among the Tayeyama and Lu Chu Islands, which fell to Japan after the war with China, and has been enthusiastically received by the Inhab itants of this little-frequented archipel ago, who are desirous of entering into trade relations with this country. Though at present rather thinly populated, tho Islands are growing in commercial Im portance, and their Inhabitants rapidly Increasing in numbers through Japanese Immigration. The VIcksburg is the first American man-of-war which has been seen in tho waters of the archipelago for half a cen tury. It was a good Idea to send one or two of tho ships of the VIcksburg class cruising among the other Islands of tho Pacific where now the flag of the United States is seldom or never seen. That trade follows the flag Is a true maxim, and such trips as these would hasten the day when the United States must fulfill Its manifest commercial destiny In the Pacific and supply to every native of every isle of coral and of palm set in the shining seas a calico Bhlrt and a Water bury watch. A Rhapsody on Pie. Boston Transcript Is there any one article in current menus more popular than the blueberry pie? As for that. Is there one that is more deserving of popularity? To bo dt its best there should be less than an hour between the time of its taking from the oven and the Instant that it goe3 to table, as every one knows. Then the crust should be of the flakiest kind, browned to the point where golden streaks yet linger In it and the berries themselves want no spices to proclaim them. In them, as any true berry-lover will tell you, you find hints, delicate and subtle, of all the1 fragrant things that grow in pastures near them, especially of sweet fern. Oh, they are not pronounced, of course, these flavors. They are merely suspicious nothing more. And sugar, of course, there must be sugar in a berry pie, and over it if you like, cream. You will like it undoubtedly, and It's quite worth the nlght'B sleep that eating it may cost you, too. Xectar. New York' Herald. A ,dash of bitters In a crystal cup. Some ice and good Old Tom to fill it up, A swipe ot lemon peel about the rlra, Take ea of theso o&d all tho. world's a Ecus. S'AilESWEETXESS; BIGGER PACKAGE' - Lady's Pictorial.. There is no disguising the fact the modern woman is tall, and the. little, woman of former days has completely faded out of sight You have only to cast your eye around at any public gath ering and you cannot fail to perceive that the average height of .the 'modern maid Is somewhere about 5 feet 10 Inches. Take any assembly, such as a theater, and you cannot fail to perceive the enor mous attitude which has been attained by her royal highnes woman and her increasing dignity of deportment If a woman was tall In early Victorian days she used to try to conceal her height; she would wear a little flat bon net and a fehawl and take the arm of the man she was walking with, stooping if she were taller than he. It was the fashion In those days for the women to be drooping and die-away, just a? It was correct later on for them to be tiny and frivolous. What has become of' tho Httlo woman who used to shake her ringlets and say that she couldn't understand figures. What has become of the child-wife, with her poodle and her guitar and her total Inability to grasp the rudiments of arith metic? "Little" was the greatest term of en dearment In the days of Dickens and Thackeray, and "just as high as my heart" was the favorite description of the diminutive. But the tiny woman has gono out of fashion in fiction, and she seems to have almost disappeared from the world. If you go. to the theater you will see heroines of such gigantic proportions that the leading man has to be careful never to stand in a line with them. All through the business of the scene you will notice him standing a little behind the her6 ine, so that their relative heights shall never be easily perceived. I went to a new play at a fashionable theater recently, and whn was the first thing I saw? A stage Ingenue nearly six feet hlghf And she had exactly the samo kind of a part as though she had been the diminutive type of actress wo are used to; she laughed and giggled, and made tho same kind of remarks those Innocent sayings that make every one so uncomfortable she put on the cor rect "gingerbread rabbit" expression when anything went on which she was not supposed to understand, and she never came into a room or out of it in the ordinary way, but ran In or out coyly and skittishly, as though she were a baby of 5. ' She was by way of being rather a naughty girl and had a passion for play ing cards for money. When she was winning she rushed off the stage, looking like Atalanta running a race; when she lost she was reduced to floods of tears, and, burying her face In a pocket hand kerchief, whilst a little man of about half her size read her a severe lecture. She was reduced to ashes by this lecture, much to the surprise of the audience, who had expected every moment to see her get up and shake him for his impu dence, or carry him out bodily by one arm. Sec Better nt te Distance. Baltimore Herald. After digesting all of the fact .and Ac tion concerning the so-called Manchurian question printed by some of the heavy weight New "Xork and London dallies, it Is Interesting to turn to the newspapers nearer the scene of the fray to see what they think of It The editorial prophets of America and England write long "lead ers" predicting (a) that Russia proposes to gobble Manchuria, (b) that Russia will withdraw,, (c) that Russia has already finished the gobbling, and (d) that sho has not Over in Hong Kong, Shanghai and Kobe they know more and prophesy less. The Hong Kpng Press, the North China Herald, the Kobe Chronicle, the Shanghai Mercury .arid the Nagasaki Press have men on. the spot, and these men-know tho country and the people thoroughly. Their conclusions,, in consequence, are 'mbder ate, and they are1 not. long on predictions. ' The Hong Kong Press, the' leading .news paper of the far East recently epitomized far Eastern expert opinion in an editorial. Stripped of verbiage, this editorial said (a) that no one, not even the Russians, knows what Russia proposes to do, and (b) that no one, not even the Emperor of China, knows what the powers will do when Russia does it This is the situation in a nutshell. - . Will Take Houne Xext. New York Sun. A man who is about to move to Europe for the season with his family, taking most of his effects along, was telling a friend about it The friend was much sur prised. "It seems to me," said the friend, "that the expense of packing and of freight would be more than the whole out fit is worth, and . the trouble would bo greater than both." 'That's just where you aro mistaken," answered the man who Is about to move. "A van calls at my' residence, my goods aro loaded Into It, and the next time I see them they aro set up in my apartment in London. It is done in this way: At tho steamer the van is lifted bodily from tho truck wheels and stowed away In the hold. The packing, firm's agents on tho other side call for It, put it In running order and deliver the goods at the proper street and number. It's no more troublo than changing a residence in this city." Ilellattered Nalmnt. Hartford Courant Much salt water has splashed on the ledges and beache3 since the Indian sa chem of legend sold Nahant to the pale face for a pair of breeches and a jug of rum. If a descendant of that palefaco tried to buy an eligible building lot In Na hant now, the price asked would convince him that times have changed and values have "riz." This has. been a great week for the Nahanters; greatly have they en joyed it Their townsman. Senator Lodge, procured all the National vessels within reach to grace their holiday and told them in his oration that "those who love Na hant feel toward It as the Roman poet felt toward his beloved SIrmlo"; the Lieutenant-Governor of tho Commonwealth told them that Nahant "lies girt In the gray arms of old ocean, a village of the sea"; and the Governor and Captain General told them that Nahant is "a gem." Blushing, happy Nahant! Declnmatory Dust. New Orleans Times-Democrat A dusty book proclaims one of two things either the absence of any merit of its own, or the absence of any merit of its owner. The Honse Meautitul. n. L. ' Stevenson. A naked house, a naker moor, A shivering pool before the door. A garden, bare of flowers and fruit. And poplars at the garden foot: ' Such Is the place I live in. Bleak without and bare within. Tct shall your ragged, moors receive The incomparable pomp of 'eve, And tho cold glories of tlfe dawn Behind your shivering trees be drawn; - And when the wind from placo to placo Doth tho unmoored cloud .galleons chase. Tour garden blooms and. gleams again With leaping sun and glancing rain; Here shall the wizard moon ascend The heavens, the crimson enc Of day's declining splendor; -here. The army of the stars appear. Tho neighbor hollows, dry or wet. Spring shall with tender rowers beset; And oft the morning muser see Larks rising from the broomy lea. And every fairy wheel and thread Of cobweb dew bedlamonded. When daisies go shall Winter tlmo Silver tho simple grass with rime. Autumnal frosts enchant the pool And mako the cart ruts beautiful. And when snow bright tee moor expands. How shall your children clap their hands! To make this earth our heritage, A cheerful and changeful page, God's Intricate and bright devlco Of days and seasons' doth suffice. J NOTE AND, COMMENT. , Tho asphalt suit seems tp wear. well.-' The Free Food League of Great Britain " is not affiliated with the Free Lunch League of America. . " Hush, little Eajterner, don't you cryp You'll bo an angel by and bye. Then If a skeeter you should spy, You could flap your wings, and away you'd fly. It seems hard that a man may not as sault tho tailor that sends him trousers so small that they won't go on. He ap parently can't pull on the trousers or pull off a fight Two burglars broke into a saloon in New York, and packed up a quantity of -whiskey to take with them. Burglar "No. ' 1 wanted to drink somo before they left as he thought they could by that means,carry a blgfc'er load. Burglar No. 2 thought they had enough, so he shot and killed his mate. Thus does the temperance crazo make fanatics of us all. It Is an ornamentless crowd that disem barks here from "the Sellwood cars' these days. The women wear no jewelry, and watches' are missing from the men. Gold chains are absont from the bosoms they once lay upon, arid sxfety pins perform the work once done by glittering brooches. Why this thusness? Have the- people of Sellwood embraced some austere religion that condemns geegaws as the Hvery ot Satan? Or have they sold their gold and precious stones for money to squander In tho varied joys of the carnival?" ' None of theso things. The fame of Portland as a rendezvous for men of strong arms and of light fingers has reached unto Sellwood, and the Sellwoodlans, when they visit tho metropolis, leave behind their valuables. It was only two days ago that wo had occasion to tell of a Pittsburg fireman who rescued a girl from a blazing house,; and a few weeks later was ledby her to the al tar. Now a similar case comes to pur no tice. George Baldwin, "a prominent gro cer of Dallas City, 111.,'-' dived Into the Mississippi some time ago to rescue an apparently drowning girl. He reseued her, of course. Now the girl has arranged ev erything for the wedding-. All this- goes to show that a man cannot be too careful in giving way to the rescuing 'impulse. When you see a damsel In apparent dis tress, remember the Pittsburg fireman and the Dallas City grocer. Should you see a girl with golden hair floating down the Wlnamette and feel that you just must rescue her, secure a couple of reliable wit nesses. ' Tell them before you dive that you will recognlzq no claim on the basl3 of gratitude or finger of fate or anything else. Then so ahead with your rescuing. The Tvro Tipplers. I'm sure," outspoke a dainty lasa . There never was dlvluer "You men must swallow, glass by glfaa. Enough to float a liner. It's beer and beer Hour after hour. And whisky clear, And whisky sour, . And things that fizr. And things that don't; -No man there Is i ' Can say I won't.' " . ' f A lltflo later, "Just by chance, ' I In a drugstore found her. And with a comprehensive glanco Took in what lay around her. The table bent Beneath Ice cream, ' : , . And "soda went 1 In constant stream- , -Pineapple pearfm to,r .A giois of each V. jfakea-up anair. The dainty lass. She never shrank, . Let nothing pass, . , J But drank and drank. 1 I rose to go A nip to get. For all I know She's drinking yet. How f The birth of another son to Grover Clevoland. npw in his 67th year, may .help to solve the much-mooted problem what to do with our ex-Presidents. Omaha-Bee. A Lay of the Carnival, Confetti In my pockets, Confetti In my hair, " Confetti In my whiskers, i Confetti everywhere. V 7' Confetti on the sidewalk, Confetti on the street; Confetti thrown, in handful3 By everyone you meet. Confetti In my stockings, Confetti in my shoes; Confetti In the "wlttles," Confetti In the booze. . i Went up to a bar-keep Friend says: "I'll take beer," Saye I, absent-minded, "Confetti cocktail hero7" Confetti in the atmosphere; Confetti In-the bed Pink and blue and yellow, . Green and white and red. Cut In squares and diamonds, Purple, orange, buff. Confetti all around me I hate tho blooming stuff. Frrid I'm going bughouse, But this Is mighty plain, Jt anyone should ask you I've confetti on tho brain. " 1 G.T., PLEASANTRIES OF FARAGRAPHERS Subeditor Here's another Philadelphia poli ticlan caught robbing tho city. Editor Put it under the heading. "Another ghoub caught rob-J bing tho dead I" Judge. "I see in the paper that a widower with' nine children out In Nebraska has married a widow with seven children." "That's no marrlago. That was a merger." Puck. Blobba Hardupe says he has been disap pointed in love. SJobba Yea: he was laboring under th delusion that the girl he was en gaged to had money. Philadelphia Itecord. Two secrets only women hath; concerning . these she's sage; One-half her life she hides her loves the other half ,her age. Detroit Free Presa. "So your daughter Is engaged to the titled foreigner?" "I don't know that she's exactly engaged," answered. Mr. Cumrox. "But I think I may say we have an option on him."; Washington Star. She (doubtfully) Have you really" told me o all the sins you ever committed? He (stoutly) Yes. All. She (sorrowfully) Then I am not worthy of you. Farewell for for forever. . New York Weekly. The professor of history In tho Great Re bellion, how many soldiers fought on the Union slde7 Tire pupil About 15,000,000. "Great Scott, man! You must have got your Information, from the pension lists!" Life. Host (pairing off his guests) Mr. llakla brakes, you will please take Miss Gumwell out to dinner. Mr. Maklnurakes Certainly. But, great Scott, where? Don't you have dinner hera In tha house? Chicago Tribune. Willie Boerum Pa, what's tho difference be tween news and gossip Mr. Boerum Well, my son. whenever your mother tells anything to anyone it's news, but whon anyone tell3 her anything It's gossip. New York .Times. So sweet of her! Lady (recently married. In, answer to . congratulations ot visiting lady friend) Thank you. dear. But I still . find It very hard to remember my new name. Friend Ah, dear, but of course you had the old. ono so long! Punch. Mamma Don't be so, selfish.' Let your baby brother play with your-marbles a Uttlo while Tommy But he's had six. ot them and kept them. Mamma Oh, he'll give them to you again. Tommy I think not. ma. He awaikmcd 'em. Glasgow Evening Times