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PORTLAND, THURSDAY, JTJXB 25.
FRESH LOT OF FICTIONS.
me democratic party or Iowa is "an
wrioosln little cuss," as Josh Billings
would say. The chairman of Its state
convention, in his speech at the open
ing of that interesting body, tells us
that the country Is in a high state of
prosperity, employment is easily ob
tained, the mills and factories are run- ,
nlng, the railways are gorged with traf
fic and all the processes of production
ere going on, pouring out golden
streams of wealth. Such being the case,
he pathetically asks, "Of what, then, do
we complain?"
It is the hard case, indeed! Every
thing is right, only the Democratic
party is unhappy because it has no
"Issues." So the spokesman of the
party for Iowa launches out on un
known seas, in a voyage of discovery,
to find something of which he and his
needy compatriots may "complain."
A mirage rises before him. He thinks
he is about .to make the happy discov
ery. He names his Fortunate Islands
"Antl-Imperlallsm" and "The Trusts."
Here are prodigies and monsters.
Now, In fact, since there Is nothing
in sight to complain of, it Is highly
necessary that something be found
which will serve for that interesting re
quirement. So the orator of the De
mocracy of Iowa falls back on his pow
ers of invention and imagination."
"What does "antl-lmperlallsm" mean?
That we shall quit Porto Rico and the
Hawaiian and Philippine Islands? But
suppose the Democratic party should go
to the American people on that propo
sition. It would get a thump to which
Its former experiences were but gentle
.flllps. The American people are not In
the habit of pulling down the flag. Nor
have they any fear that they will be.
come "tyrants," or establish "slavery
In the Islands that have come under
the sovereignty of the United States,
Antl-lmperlallsm Is a form of "com
plaint" purely Imaginary except as it
exists in the necessltlesof the Demo
cratic party.
As to the trusts. The present Ad
ministration Is dealing with them In a
rational way. It is employing all rea
sonable means and every lawful power
to hold In check and bring under con
trol the vast combinations of capital
whose methods seem questionable or
oppressive. What other man would
have had the courage that Theodore
Roosevelt has shown? And what ground
has any party to "complain" that he
has done too little?
But the Iowa Democracy has turned
down Bryanism. It admits that the
great platforms of 1S9G and 1900, on
which Bryan went to the country, were
silly, false and worthless. Now the
search is for other fictions.
OK, FOR A CIVILIZED FOURTH!
The Holyoke (Mass.) Transcript
pleads for a civilized Fourth of July,
In which the "wild use of noisy crack
ers should be forbidden except between
6 ojclock of the Fourth until midnight
of that day, and the sale of cannon
crackers should be forbidden altogeth
er." In Chicago Mayor Harrison has
Issued a proclamation prohibiting the
discharge of firearms or firecrackers In
the streets, alleys and back yards
While the sale or gift of toy pistols
or metal caps to children Is absolutely
prohibited.
Young America Is allowed to carry
its firecrackers and torpedoes to large
vacant lots and there burn gunpowder
Without restraint The Chicago Tribune
quotes a medical journal, which de
clares, "The more noise, the more death
and injury, is a pretty safe rule," and
further says: "Before the country has
recovered from the shock of the calami
ties at Kansas City, North Topeka and
Pes Moines It will be called upon to
face the ghastly horrors of another
Fourth of July." Extravagant noise Is
endurable from children, for It is Incl
dent to their immaturity. The same
love of sensationalism that inspired
one of "Helen's Babies" to beg his
father to Tead to him the story about
the giant Gollah, "with his head all
Muggy." makes the average boy fond
of making a senseless racket in sea
son and out of season. But the unpar
donable. Inexcusable nolsemaker is the
full-grown male Imbecile, who executes
an Indian "green-corn" dance at every
opportunity.
The persons who take delight in mak
Jng a senseless racket after they hav
reached manhood are Indians, China
men, negroes and grown-up children
among whites. A love of discordant
sounds is a characteristic of childhood
and childish men. and women. No man
with a decent ear for music ever whls
t furiously in a place of business; no
man makes a needless racket la a pub
lic place to the annoyance of his felloe-
men unless he has a frivolous, childish
mind, mossbacked with that common
kind of selfishness that shouts: "The
world Is mine oyster, and I, am the one
altogether lovely pebble on the Teach!
Needlessly noisy white people are noth
ing but the survival of savagery. They
make a deal of noise early and often
from lack of thought. They have never
outgrown their chlldhcod. They were
born for ushers in a Chinese theater.
They would make the pipers of Pan
demonium look green with envy If they
were permitted to be musical.
THE TRUST THAT FAILED.
The gold-brick peddler who preys on
Uncle Reuben when he comes to town
seems to be a fairly decent and honest
member of society, compared with some
of the manipulators who organized the
shipbuilding combine. The jokesters
and comic artists have for years kept
the public warned against the former,
and when he does dispose of a brick,
the victim finds small consolation from
his fellow-men. He ought to know bet
ter. It Is different in the case of
Schwab, who is now being sued for
bunco work In connection with the ship
building combine. He was selected as
the bell-wether to lead the flock of
guileless sheep Into the ship-combine
corral, because his position in the busi
ness world made him eminently suc
cessful In the role in which he was cast.
For his aid in financing the scheme
Mr. Schwab was permitted to unload
on the corporation the Bethlehem Steel
Works, for which he received $10,000.
000 In bonds of the combination, $10,000,
000 preferred stock and $10,000,000 com
mon stock.
This Is said to have represented an
original outlay on the part of Mr.
Schwab of but 13,000,000, and to make
sure that nothing could get away In the
event of an accident, he took a first
mortgage on both the steel property
and also on the property of the combine.
It is this clever act of self-protection
which has caused the present roar
among the victims. His immense hold
lngs, out of all proportion to the amount
of cash he invested, have enabled him,
now that the crash has come, to re
ceive such preferential treatment over
the rest of the security-holders that he
Is now practically In control of the con
cern. It Is also charged by the vic
tims that they were induced to buy
through "gross and persistent misrep
resentations by the organizers" as to
the company's assets, earnings and
conditions.
The Intention of Mr. Schwab, and
probably of Mr. Morgan, who has been
his chief sponsor, was to make a sue
cessful launch of this unwieldy cor
poratlon, force the. stock up to a high
figure and then complete the work by
unloading, their holdings on an unsus
pectlng public. This type of "Morgan.
izlng" had proven such a grand sue
cess wherever it was tried up to that
time that the possibility of the gullible
public refusing to buy the stock at an
Inflated value had never entered the
heads of the promoters. But the public
not only refused to take the bait, but
even the men who had unwittingly as
slsted the big financiers In starting the
scheme began to make trouble and cry
'Fraud." Now comes the good Mr.
Schwab, and, while admitting that
everything Is all right, announces his
willingness to take back his Bethlehem
property and give up his holdings In
the combine.
Such magnanimity at such a time Is
truly marvelous, for the bids for the
stock on the New York exchange are
1 cent per share on the common and 3
cents on ?he preferred. Most of the
outside Investors would undoubtedly
like to take similar action by returning
their stock and getting back the dollars
they put In. The whole affair serves to
show that an easy conscience, whether
It is possessed by a millionaire or a
gold-brick peddler, will enable the pos
sessor to prey on a gullible but gener
ally honest public. No matter what
the courts may decide In the shlpbulld
ing trust case, Mr. Schwab, after his
own confession as to the part he took
In the scheme, can hardly emerge with
anything like credit to himself.
SHERIFFS SHOULD SHOOT TO KILL
Professor Sledd, Southern man born
and bred. In his -article in the Atlantic
Monthly that cost him his professor':
chair, placed the responsibility for acts
of lynch law like negro-burning where
It belonged upon the worthless, coward
Sheriffs, who utterly ailed to do their
duty. A mob is always cruel and al
ways cowardly, and It Is always com
posed of the worst elements of every
community fellows who never lose
chance to make a hoodlum's holiday
An Alabama Sheriff with a small posse
of nersonal friends who 6hot to kill
easily stood off a mob until the Gov
ernor of" the state sent troops to his
relief. A Texas Sheriff, single-handed.
defiea a mob and saved his prisoner;
Georgia Sheriff did likewise. The mob
knew that these Sheriffs would shoot
to kill, and none of them wanted to
"bell the cat." There Is not a city of
the size of Portland that does not con
tain hoodlums enough to form a lynch
lng party formidable In numbers if It
could safely count upon a cowardly or
sympathetic Sheriff.
The far-reaching wrong wrought by
mob murder is not measured by
the fact that the victim is guilty
or Innocent, or by whether he is
black or white; It Is measured by
the fact that the whole responsible ma
chlnery of public Justice has been over
turned by the very elements of society
whose reckless passions have forced
society to forbid this Jedburgh justice
of the village green and replace It with
a carefully selected and responsible tri
bunal. The eishth amendment to " the
Federal Constitution provides that
"cruel and unusual punishments shall
not be Inflicted." The constitutions of
the various states are pledged to the
same prohibition. This prohibition" was
dictated by the wisdom and humanity
of the Fathers of this Republic, who
knew by observation of the history of
crime that the infliction of cruel and
unusual punishments did no good as
a deterrent, and wrought much harm
by serving to dehumanize the people.
If, however, the American people have
changed their opinions as to the wisdom
of cruel and unusual punishments, let
them say so, man fashion, and pro
vide that the punishment for rape shall
be burning at the stake. Legal burn
ing at the stake is not half so terrible
as this permitting a mob to 'murder a
prisoner by fire or the rope. If we
are not ready to enact burning at the
stake as the penalty for rape, let us
Insist that nothing but the .legal pen
alty shall be Inflicted by the hands
of the law. Mob justice does no good,
but works vast harm. Nobody has any
sentimental sympathy for the suffer-
j ings of a guilty ravlsher, but It a de
moiltion of the defenses of the law for
the individual that concerns us all, and
greatly concerns us. No mob Is ever
"the people"; no mob has any right
to administer' the laws of a state with
such corrections, extensions, and emen
dation as the mob approves In face of
vthe pledge of every state constitution
that no man shall be subjected to loss
of life, liberty or property without due
process of law. The man, or mob that
commits murder and pleads "the un-
rltten law" in defense generally be
longs to that class that are not only
prone to violate all written law, but
are themselves not seldom guilty of
the very offenses to punish which they
plead this unwritten law.
Good citizens never seek to commit
crimes under unwritten lafc but pre
sumptive outlaws are always ready to
do It. If a mob may rob a black man
of his life lawlessly, they may rob a
hlte man of his life; they may rob
any man, white or black, of . Hie or
liberty or property, for any reason that
seems good to them or they have the
transient power to enforce. We repeat
that a mob is both a lawless brute and
most hopeless fool, and mobs seldom
succeed when the Sheriff shoots to kill.
Whenever the Sheriff, North or South,
is known to be an officer that will in
tract his posse to shoot to kill, and
will set them the example, mobs do not
succeed; but if the Sheriff Is a "good
fellow," with no pride of office, but a
strong desire to he re-elected, the mob
generally gets away with his prisoner.
A high-minded Sheriff wjll always shoot
to kill, and the mob, whose cruelty is
only equaled by Its cowardice, lets that
kind of a Sheriff severely alone. To
shoot to kill Is not a matter of senti
ment or sympathy for the prisoner;
with a Sheriff It Is a matter of clear
duty and business.
FLOODS IX THE WEST AND SOUTH,
It Is gratifying to note, now that ap
proximately accurate returns have been
received, that the losses from the floods
In the West and South, though enor
mous, are not as great as was at first
reported. This was expected by those
who simply heard reports of the flood
from a distance, though It Is not a mat
ter of surprise that to those who sent
out reports from the scene of devasta
tion It appeared at the time as If "all
the world was In the sea."
The destitution seems, as usual, to be
the greatest In Kansas, where every
sort of calamity, from political sophis
try and financial blundering down
through floods, drouth and grasshopper
plagues, has taken Its turn In distilling
the venom of misfortune. Though
many people are homeless and other
wise destitute In that state, aid has
been received from all quarters, and
already the sharp edge of destitution
has been worn off. The damage to
crops is much less than was estimated,
and unless the other extreme sets In
and drouth scorches where -but now
waters surged, the corn crop will not
suffer greatly, while according to pres
ent estimates -the wheat crop will be In
excess of that of last year.
The stress of the flood being over, the
subject that Is cngrossjng'the thoughts
of the people . In the Mississippi and
Missouri Basins turn to the possibility
of preventing a repetition of floods In
the future. ' Once more the plan of
building immense storage reservoirs Is
being considered, with the view of
pressing the matter upon the attention
of Congress next Winter. The present
feeling that the levee system must be
abandoned, so far as future extensions
as dependable safeguards against floods
are concerned, and storage reservoirs
for the detention of surplus waters
must be created. Agriculture depends
absolutely upon the water supply, and
the drainage of the iresnet means a
dearth of moisture later on. The de
tention of the surplus to meet a com
ing need Is not new. The device was In
use thousands of years ago In the val
leys of the Tigris, Euphrates and the
Nile. It will be. Inaugurated In the
Mississippi and Missouri Valleys in
time. Economy of resources demands
It, and sooner or later, in a great and
growing country, the demand will be
acceded to. The subject is of direct In
terest to more than 40,000.000 people a
number that half a century hence may
easily be doubled, by a wise develop
ment of the natural resources of the
section where the alternate wastage of
drouth and flood now goes on year
after year.
STEAM NAVIGATION'S TRIUMPHS.
The old-time rivalry between the Cu
nard and the White Star lines for the
fastest and largest ship afloat would
seem Inclined to tameness compared
with that which Is now raging between
the two big German lines which are
fighting for prestige aqd business on
the Atlantic. The British lines have
Ibullt some splendid flyers of great size
within the past few years, but the Ger
mans seem determined to keep at the
head of the procession. The North Ger
man Lloyd was the first to place In
service a 700-foot vessel, and the speed
of that giant scorcher Kaiser Wilhelm
der Grosse was for a time the wonder
of the world. Then came the Hamburg
American line with the marvelous
Deutschland, which made a new record
for fast, time across the Atlantic. The
Deutschland s record has not been
beaten, although the North German
Lloyd expected the Kaiser Wilhelm H,
a 707-foot flyer, to take the measure
of her rival.
Their latest addition to the fleet, the
Kronprlnz William, has given promise
of beating the Deutschland whan she
guts her bearings worn smooth, and
for fear that something of this kind
may happen, the Hamburg American
line is already making preparations for
the construction of the longest and fast
est steamship in the world. The con
tamplated vessel Is to be 725 feet long,
77 feet beam and 50 feet depth of hold.
and will have the most powerful en
glnes ever placed In a steamer. She Is
expected to be a flve-day boat, some
thing which steamshlnjnen have looked
forward to with the same interest and
hope that is shown by horsemen In the
two-minute trotter. The Increase in
the size of these big ocean flyers has
been so rapid within the past few years
that the 1000-foot steamer may yet be a
reality, and when It comes it will un
doubtedly make the time of the pres
ent ocean greyhounds seem slow In
comparison.
There seems to be a radical differ
ence In the Ideas of the British and
German builders regarding the con
struction of their Atlantic flyers. The
British steamers all have greater
freight-carrying capacity than the Ger
man passenger boats, the latter' being
so constructed that nearly all of their
space is required for mail, express and
passenger accommodations, excepting,
of course, the .enormous bunker space
needed to carry a sufficient amount of
coal to drive the big ship at railroad
speed for nearly a week. Enormous as
must he the expense of operating one
of these Immense steamers, there is
undoubtedly a good margin of profit
aside from the prestige which helps
other and slower boats of the company
owning one of the flyers. The Deutsch-
land Is reported to have carried on a
single trip this season a passenger list
from which fares amounting to over
$275,000 had been collected. These
earnings, together with the revenue
from express and mall matter,, bring
the gross amount earned by a steamer
In a year up to a "figure which twenty
years ago would have been deemed Im
possible. Another factor which Is steadily help
ing the revenue of the big steamers is
the Increasing number of very wealthy
people who pay handsome premiums for
luxurious quarters on these fine ships.
It takes no more coal to carry a ship
load of people In elegant, high-priced
quarters than It does to carry them In
the steerage. Twenty-five years ago
the ten-day boats were fast enough and
big enough. Now the six- and seven-
day boats, even though they be 15,000-
tonners, are becoming too slow, and the
1000-footer with a four- to five-day
schedule is not beyond the reach of the
present generation.
Portland has reason to congratulate
Itself, both for Its prompt response to
the call for help at Heppner and for the
systematic manner In which the ..relief
work was carried on. Immediately the
news of the disaster was received, the
Merchants' Protective Association, act
ing upon the suggestion of Mr. I. N.
Flelschner, laid the case before Mayor
Williams, who In turn appointed as an
executive committee on relief Mr.
Flelschner. I. Lang, I Allen Lewis, H.
Wittenberg and W. H. Chapln, all of
whom are members of firms belonging
to the Merchants' Protective Associa
tion. Under the able management of
these gentlemen at Portland funds were
collected and turned over to R. L. Sabln
as treasurer, and clothing, provisions
and labor were forwarded to tlfe suffer
ing people of Heppner. At the Hepp
ner end. J. N. Teal and J. N. Davis,
both Portlanders, organized the work
ing relief force and attended to the
proper distribution of the supplies. The
Heppner disaster demonstrated the high
value of the Merchants' Protective As
sociation as a factor In the city's com
mercial life. Composed as It is of busi
ness firms of large capital and business
and wide Influence, It was able to plan
and carry on work better than any
other organization In the city. It Is a
fact worthy of note here that Portland
always responds generously to the call
for help for stricken humanity. Johns
town, Galveston, the forest-fire suffer
ers last year, are among prominent ex
amples. Portland accepted Its task at
Heppner as a duty It owed to human
ity, and not one person who contributed
to the city's fund ever thought for a
moment he was giving charity. It Is
occasions like these, deplorable as they
are, that bring out the best spirit of the
city and send men like Flelschner,
Lang. Lewis. Devers, Wittenberg, Cha
pln, Teal, Davis and Sabln to the front
In charge of the relief corps.
It must certainly be due to a mis
apprehension of fact that the Weston
Leader Indulges a tirade . .against the
Pacific States Telephone people for
turning their wire over to the West
ern Union at the time of the Heppner
disaster so that It could "make ten
times as much money as It otherwise
could," but incidentally earning "the
deepest execrations of the general pub
lic." The fact Is that this turning-over
of the telephone wire to the general
public through the Western Union was
first proposed by Representative
Phelps as an act of generosity on the
part of the Pacific States people, and
was so understood and performed by
them. They asked no pay for the use
of the wire, and expect none, and It
was their Idea that anxious Inquirers
could receive Information more quickly
through the facilitation of press reports
than In the usual method of private
calls. The company probably lost 5500
by the operation, and 111 deserves cen
sure now for what was really a com
mendable contribution toward relief of
the distress Imposed by the calamity.
One good turn deserves another, and
Is pretty sure to get it. In his address
at the University of Virginia a few
days ago President Roosevelt said:
Virginia has a right to be proud of the char
acter of tho men whom she has sent into pub
lic life. The two United States Senators from
vinrinia ar both srraduatea of this university,
and it Is a genuine pleasure to b brought into
contact with them In handling public affairs.
It was a deserved tribute to Virginia
and to her Senators, and there was tact
as well as truth in it. The Senators
listened with pleasure as well as with
approval. Senator Daniel declined to
add anything to what he called the
President's "wonderful and masterly
address"; and Senator Martin said the
President's remarks were "truly excel
lent."
Summed up, a scientific Investigation
of the Heppner flood by John T. Whls
tier, of the United States Geological Sur
vey, reveals: One and one-half Inches
of rain over a surface approximately
twenty miles square; rapid discharge of
the water down steep hillsides Into a
valley 500' to 1500 feet wide; sudden
formation of a wall of water sir feet
high; destructlveness due more to the
rugged character.of the topography and
almost entire absence of vegetation
than to unusual rainfall.
Charles F. McKlm, the famous New
York architect, who designed the Hotel
Portland, has been honored by the
Royal Society of Architects at London
with the King's gold medal. Europeans
as a rule have small opinion of Amer
lea's architectural art The singling out
of Mr. McKlm for this marked acknowl
edgment may be regarded as a distinct
National tribute.
Two negroes will be hanged for rob
bery at Birmingham, Ala., . August
Only one person has been hanged In
Alabama for thls crime. He was
negro. The negroes who are to be
hanged held up a merchant at the point
of pistols while they robbed his cash
drawer of $17.
Ira D, Sankey is stricken with loss of
sight and his case Is pronounced hope
less. He did the world a service with
his gospel songs that gave comfort to
multitudes. Of the millions who heard
his voice and sang his hymns there Is
not one who will not be moved hy sym
pathy for the afflicted evangelist
This time Seattle reports a big gold
find near Valdes. June and July are
harvest months, and the -fleet of steam
ers needs something to stimulate travel.
LIMITS OF LITERARY MENDACITY
Minneapolis Tribune.
The extraordinary misbehavior of Mr.
Froude, la the matter of the Carlyle me
morials, has provoked serious discussion
of the ethical limits of literary mendacity.
The question is now bow far a historian
or biographer may employ the method of
romantic fiction; that is, may suppress,
pervert or destroy the .truth, or tell a
whopper out of whole cloth. In order to
be interesting.
Mr. Froude was a bone 'of contention
among critics before the Carlyle episode.
No one disputed his original and cultivat
ed mendacity. "While duller historians,
perhaps inspired by Jealousy, attacked it
hotly, his friends defended and Justified It
by pointing to his matchless style and
the perpetual interest of his writing. They
admitted the painstaking accuracy of Mr.
Freeman, Froude's great rival in the his
torical field, and they did not dispute that
Froude falsified everything, from 16th cen
tury Spanish archives to the record of
contemporary courts in Ireland. But they
thought It was sufficient answer to say
that Freeman was dull, and neglected by
the reading public, and that every educat
ed person read and enjoyed Froude.
We fear that this is true In fact, how
ever deplorable In morals. Mr. Froude's
literary method was that of the historical
novelist, and this again Is precisely that
of the newspaper reporter, bound to make
a readable story without regard to the
facts. No historian of his century was
such- delightful reading as Mr. Froude;
but It is undeniable that his writings are
unfit reading for persons without histori
cal knowledge enough to discriminate be
tween the true and the false; unless they
have been warned in advance to read him
In the same spirit as Scott or Dumas.
The -question of the day is whether a
historian, confirmed in this" method by the
successful practice of a lifetime, is war
ranted In carrying It into the biography
of his two oldest and dearest friends, the
survivor of whom had put he reputation
of botn In his hands as literary executor,
in a testament full of touching expres
sions of confidence and affection. Mr.
Froude Improved this trust to He most
Infernally about both tho Carlyles. In or
der to make a book, that would be widely
talked about and sold. Mr. V. S. Lilly,
a minor historical writer, takes him to
task for this with extraordinary plainness
of speech In the last Fortnightly Review.
Mr. Andrew Lang," who Is such a clever
humorist that one never knows when to
relieve him In earnest, defends Froude
and attacks Lilly In the London Post.
Mr. Lang says. In effect, that no one
knew Froude better than Carlyle: that he
knew exactly how that acpompllshed
artist had written history, and had every
reason to know that he would write biog
raphy In the same fashion. That is to
say, Mr. Lang thinks that Carlyle knew
Froude would build a monstrous literary
monument of scandalous mendacity over
his grave, but wished him to do it. In or
der that the world might continue to talk
about tho Carlyles. Really this must bo
one of Mr. Lang's cleverest Jokes.
Criminal Trial for Heath.
New York Times.
The report of Fourth Assistant Post
master-General Brlstow Involves Mr.
Perry S. Heath so deeply In the postal
scandals and Irregularities, and presents
against him charges so grave, that It will
be the general opinion, we think, that
between him and the defrauded Treasury
of his country justice can be done only
bv the finding of a criminal court afer
Indictment and trial. The charges are al
together too terlous to be passed over in
silence, or to be satisfactorily explained
away unless Mr. Heath may be so fortu
nate as to be able to explain them by his
testimony under oath. Instance after In
stance Is cited in Mr. Brlstow'3 report
of Irregularities in appointments, in pay
ments and in contracts, as well as of loss
to the Government through acts of negli
gence. When the names of clerks were
Irregularly put upon the payroll by order
of First Assistant Postmaster-General
Heath, and when tha appointees performed
no service in return for the Government
money which was paid them. It would
seem that the offense, whatever It may
be in law, was In fact a conspiracy of two
or more persons to defraud the Treasury.
j.iiese "Irregularities are numerous, and
the aggregate of the fraudulent payments
Involved Is considerable. It is altogether
futile to attempt to sweep these charges
away with the assertion that they con
cern only tho Administration of Mr. Mc
Klnley, and that nothing of the kind Is
now going on in the department. The
law was violated and money was wrong
fully taken from the Treasury. Mr. Heath
can never clear himself of the susplclon-
and the public odium which these dis
closures put upon him save by a verdict
of acquittal at the end of a trial in court
The Government cannot say that justice
has been done to the people and to It-
self until a Jury of Mr. Heath's peers
have passed upon his acts.
Auto Stage Linen in Nevada.
Denver News.
Unlike the horse or the less .comely
mule, the autcmoblle does not need water.
save that which Is wasted In making It
look clean. Hence a field of actual use
fulness has been found for the machine
In Nevada, where water is scarce. Tono
pah, realizing that several hours can be
saved In the time required to make the
stage trip between Sodavllle and Tono
nah. Is organizing a strong company to
Rut In operation an automobile stage line,
each coach to carry sixteen passengers
The machines will be 32-horse power and
guarantee of making the trip of 60
miles in six hours. The news of tho new
enterprise Is hailed with satisfaction ow
ing to the crowded condition of the mall
stage and Its heavy loads of freight every
night
Hamanklndneii Still Lives.
Milton Eagle.
It Is gratifying to note with what
promptness and liberality the pepole of
Oregon have contributed to the necessi
ties of the flood sufferers at Heppner.
Scarcely had the first reports of" the
calamity reached the outside world when
measures were taken by practically every
town In the state to send relief. Contri
butions are pouring in, and tho present
need of the survivors will be supplied. It
Is occasions of thlsklnd that call out tho
best there is in a person and makes all
the world akin. Those who fear that the
world Is becoming sordid and selfish have
but to note the generosity with which the
appeals for help for the sufferers at Hepp
ner have been met to have their fears dis
pelled. Cakevralk Originally French.
New York Tribune.
The French have found a reason for the
popularity of the cakewalk In Paris. The
thing Is French! One of the negroes at
the Nouveau Cirque, interviewed by a
Paris paper, says that the origin of the
danco wao French. According to this lat
est account some of the French refugees
from the court of Marie Antoinette Intro
duced the minuet Into New Orleans about
the time of tha revolution, and It was the
native Imitation of the most fashionable
dance In Europe that was afterward de
veloped Into the cakewalk.
His Excuse.
July Smart Set
"You can't go inside," said the door
keeper of the village theater, wherein a
certain "Uncle Tom's Cabin" aggregation
were holding forth. "You are drunk."
"Zrunk?" echoed the applicant fpr ad
mission, who was lavishly and luridly
lighted up Inside. Coursh I'm hie zrunk!
Why goodgosh'lmlghty! do you s'pose
I'd hie wanta see your darned old show
If I wasn't hie zrunk?"
Where, Oh Where Is George f
Ansley (Neb.) Chronicle-Citizen. "
Will eome one inform of the where
about of George Haines. Did those school
marms hie him away to some secluded
spot to allow him to recuperate for next
Winter's fascination?
MORE SIGNALS R0M MARS.
New York Times.
Our good friends, the Martians, are at It
again. They have something to communi
cate, and are trying to signal us. Wheth
er It is a peaceful communication, which,
If translatable, would be found to mean.
Good morning. Earth. How's business?
or something to like effect, or formal no
tice that the long-threatened Martian in
vasion of this planet la about to begin,
calling for some sort of proclamation of
hostile Intent, we cannot at present be
quite surev Professor Perclval Lowell, of
Boston, who has made a specialty of Mars
lor some years, has observed a brilliant
projection from the edge of the Martian
disk which admits of no natural explan
ation, and consequently must be artificial.
If artificial. It undoubtedly has a purpose,
and from Its position and character the
presumption is that this purpose Is to at
tract the attention of the astronomers
of this planet and tell them something, or
at least get an answering signal. It
might very' well be that they have some
thing important to communicate, but the
misfortune of It all Is that Jf thi3 be true,
we shall have to remain content with Ig
norance of what it Is.
Were this otherwise, the difficulties In
the way of answering the Martian signals
would be sufficiently serious to prove dis
couraging. Sir Robert Ball's calculations
led him to the conclusion that If we
should attempt to establish a wig-wag
communication with Mars we should need
for that purpose a flag of about 32,500
square miles In area, which would demand
an inconveniently long flagstaff and entail
ome mechanical difficulties in handling
It. Or, if we should try it with lights, we
should need an electric light as large as
the City of London, which would be ex
pensive to maintain. We may get to It
by and by. If tho occasion exists, but
meanwhile it would be a great pity if
Martian romance was ellmlnate'd from
our pseudo-sclentlfld literature. It is a
lovely planet to speculate about. Every
thing points to the conclusion that the
conditions on Mars are very similar to
those existing on the earth. We hope
their June climate Is better than ours, and
that, with their vast system of "canals,"
presumably for irrigation purposes, they
suffer less than we from the alternation
of drouth and flood but that Is beside
the point. It will continue to interest U3,
not because it makes any possible differ
ence wu.t the people of Mars are doing,
but maybe because it Is really- none o our
business anyway, and has additional fas
cination for that reason. It is a pity, of
course, if they want to signal us, that we
cannot find a way to respond. Just to show
ourselves neighborly and sociable, but
doubtless It amuses them to make the ef
fort, and thus contributes something to
the gayety of planets.
The Dclnslvo Trust.
Boston Herald.
The statements which the promoter, Mr.
Charles M. Schwab, Is nowadays giving
out concerning the way in which the
United States Shipbuilding Company was
established as a trust are revealing. Thero
is no reason to believe that the methods
by which a value of $3,000,000 or $P,000,000
was converted into a valuation of $30,000,-
000 In securities to be unloaded on the pub
lic is substantially different from a hun
dred other . schemes, greater or smaller,
that havo resulted In the large aggrega
tion of what Mr. Morgan calls "undi
gested securities," which the people are
unwilling to buy at the prices asked for
them. The shipping company In question
is now a wreck on the shoals of confi
dence, tho preferred stock having a quot
able value of 3 cents on the dollar, and
the common stock of 1 cent on the dollar.
while Its bonds are far below par. How
much of bonds and stock has been foisted
upon the public we cannot say. The next
thing is a receiver.
Perry Heath and Hi Friend. -
New York World.
This thine of nagging faithful postal
officials Is being run into the ground. For
instance, they are criticising Perry Heath
for allowing his friend Smith to collect
$22.50 for carfare when he was stationed at
a camp where there were no cars.
Well, what of It? Was it Smith's fault
that there were no cars at Camp Alger?
You couldn't expect him to build a rail
road with $22.50. could you? That money
was what he would have spent If the cars
had been there. He waited for them, but
thev never came. He stood there at his
lonely post, faithfully guarding that $22.50
and ready to do his duty as soon as other
neoDle did theirs. But he got no. reward
I-for It. no medal not even thanks; and
now an ungrateful public is abusing mm
for his thoughtfulness. And what cuts
Smith even more bitterly, the critics are
not content with abusing him they abuse
his great and upright friend. Perry Heath!
Woman Xot "a. Person,"
Brooklyn Eagle.
Not long ago a woman applied to be
admitted to the examinations for a sol
icitor In Scotland and the Scottish law
courts thereupon decided that a woman Is
not a person. That Is to say, the act
of parliament which regulates theterms
on which anybody is aamittea to prac
tlce law In Scotland speaks always of
"persons," and the judges held that this
word should apply only to men. Much the
same decision was given a good many
vears aKO In England about women medl
cal students, and that matter was put
rieht for the women who wished to be
come doctors by parliament passing an
act stating definitely that women could
be admitted to all medical examinations
where the heads of the profession were
willing to admit them.
The PhotORTapliers Art.
Ashland Tribune.
The photographs of the scenes of the
Heppner flood reproduced In The Oregon
lan convey an understanding of that awful
deluge of waters carrying destruction and
death, such as cannot be had from any
of the descriptions written by Portland
newspaper men, though they have been
very complete and of marked excellence,
especially so considering the difficulties
in reaching Heppner and collecting the
Information promptly.
One- Soft-Hearted Servian.
Philadelphia Ledger.
After wiping tho sword with which he
had assisted In slaying the King and
Queen of Servla and a few others and
hacking up their bodies Colonel Maschin
objected to throwing the corpses out of
the window. "That." he said with in
finite delicacy, "that would be barbarous!
A Sad Case.
Chicago News.
A life that seemed protected by a charm
He bore, ro many dangers had he passed.
Some special cherub kept him from all harm
' And brought him to a green old age at last.
The life adventurous he always led:
He'd sailed on stormy seas to distant lands;
In bloody battles had he fought and bled;
Ho'd been in peril dire from robber bands:
Fierce cannibals had marked him for" their
meat.
But still ho always landed on his feet.
And then at home he, too, would sport with
death.
Spring poems to stern editors he took;
He braved his wife with cloves upon his
breath.
The cornet learned by an Instruction book:
At ball satnes he did not ort officiate
As umpire, and Chicago's streets at night
L He fearles. walked, e'en-when the hours were
late.
Despite of which ho still came out all right.
And thouca- for him "the grave would seem to
gape
All mortal hurt he managed to escape.
And still ho eats tho deadliest of food.
Drinks unboiled water, heedless of Its germs.
Or stronger stuff, according" to his mood.
And will not diet upon any terms'.
If he gets sick he speedily Is cored.
For years to come he'll be alive and merry;
The reason Is. he's heavily insured
And Tra the doleful beneficiary
rve long abandoned all idea of wealth ,
Since he enjoys this most disgusting health.
NOTE AND COMMENT. A
Hands up I " f
Your money or your llfei
The "man behind, the gun" Is again
looming Into prominence.
The International Alphonse and Gaston
act Is now going on at Kiel.
A deserted city has. been found In Mex
ico. Must be Tacoma off on a vacation.
The patient husbands are already be
ginning to ponder over Summer hotel
ads. '
It'3 wonderful how many citizens- are
leaving their watches and jewelry' at home
these nlshts.
A New York couple died from taking a
doso of Paris green. They- probably
thought It was an Irish cocktail.
The only foreign representative on band
at Peter's coronation was from Russia.
It must have been a great love-feast.
A Porto Rico circus management re
fused to issue passes, and a riot ensued.
Yes, our new possessions are becoming
civilized rapidly.
Yes, gentle reader, when It Is announced
that the postal authorities will press all
cases It means that all details will be
published In the press.
All street-car men aro to be provided
with revolvers, say the street-car man-
agers; but wnetner tor use on passengers
or robbers. It Is not known.
The police seem very much surprised
that the highwaymen should remain un
discovered. It Is hardly to be expected
that the "artists" would rent a hall and
lecture on their deeds.
When Senator Arthur Pew Gorman waa
at the Fifth Avenue hotel. New York,
Just before sailing for Europe recently,
a newspaper man. presuming upon long
acquaintance, pressed the political sphinx
Insistently for an Interview. "Can't do it
my boy," replied the Senator. "Politi
cians, you know, are like children." "How
so?" They should be seen, not heard."
And the Senator resumed his promenade
up and down the hotel corridor.
A marriage lottery has been organized
by the Bachelor Club, of Derby, Conn.
Once a year the twenty-five members will
draw lots- and the one receiving a black
ticket must marry within the year. The
penalty for failure Is the forfeiture of $50.
which each of the members hag already
deposited with Treasurer George A Mc
Neil, expulsion from the club and a loss
of all money paid the club's insurance de
partment. Those who abide by the draw
ing will receive $200 for wedding expenses.
The club has been organized fifteen years
and no member has ever married.
Grant Elrod, of Elmo,. Mo., is willing to
admit that few things Irritate tha aver
age man more than to have his hat blown
off, but an experience he had last week
convinces him that never again will he
swear when such an accident happens to
him. He was standing on the street,
across from Calhoun's store In Elmo, a
few days ago, when he saw a tornado
coming. Calhoun's building was consid
ered the strongest in the town, and El
rod made a dash for it Just then his
hat sailed Into the air. Probably from
habit, he turned back to get It A moment
later the storm struck Calhoun's building.
mado it a wreck and killed every human
being in it If Elrod had gone on he
would have been among those who lost
their lives.
J. A Chaffee, famous as the original
of Bret Harte's pathetic story, "Tennes
see's Pardner," has been placed In a san
itarium at Oakland, Cal. Chaffee has
lived since 1S49 in a small Tuolumne Coun
ty mining camp with his partner. Cham
berlain. - In the early days he saved
Chamberlain from the vigilance commit
tee by a plea to Judge Lynch when the
vigilantes had a rope around the victim's
throat It was the only case on record In
the county where the vigilantes gave way
in such a case. Chamberlain waa accused
of stealing the miner's gold, but Chaffee
cleared - him, as everyone believed Chaf
fee. The two men then settled down to
live where they have remained ever since,
washing enough placer gold to maintain
them. Both are over SO,
"Tony" Aste, the king of New York
bootblacks, attended the Rancho del Paso
sale of yearlings at Sheepshead Bay re
cently and secured the star of the sale.
A black colt by Watercress Inquisitive
was knocked down to him for $7100, after
spirited bidding, in which some men of
money took part When Tony landed the
prize the auctioneer said: "Mr. Aste, I
hope you have another Nasturtium In this
horse." It will be remembered that Aste
sold this horse for $60,000. Aste Is the
Napoleon of the shining profession. He
formerly manipulated a brush in the
Equitable building and now owns an ex
tensive string of "parlors" all over tho
city. He has over 800 men in his employ,
all Italians. He has been In this country
only li years, but In that time he has
distanced ninety-nine and nine-tenths of
the natives in the race for wealth.
PLEASANTRIES OP PARAGRAPHBRS
Rodney Jack and Joe are fast friends, I
believe. Ripley Yes, they're going the paca
that kills. Yonkera Statesman.
Little Jim Your gran'pa is awful old. ain't
he? Little Bob Yes-slree! Why, he's so old
that he can't remember the time when he
wasn't living! Puck.
Payne's "Hot Air" a Simoon. The charges
that Postmaster-General Payne sneered at as
"hot air" seem likely to prove a withering
blast for come people. Boston Globe.
Gladys Why did Mildred break the en
gagement? She said she would go to the ends
of tbe earth with him. Phyllis No doubt
she would; but he wanted her to live In Brook
lyn. Judge, s
Mr. Bangup That note paper Is certainly
very quaint, but are you sure it's fashion
able? ilrs. Bangup Oh. It roust be. It's
almost impossible to write on It. Chicago
Dally News.
Dialogues of the Day. First Wall-Stieet Pa
tientCheer up! I know we're all pretty
sick, but the doctor is coming. Second Wall
Street Patient Tou mean Morgan? I am nq
sure whether he is the doctor or the under
taker. Villager What do yer call that 'ere thing,
mister? Cyclist This? Why, a bicycle. Vil
lager WeU, give me a wheel-barrer, says L.
Yer can sit down in It an' 'avo a rest when
yer tired o' pushln' It. Glasgow Evening
Times. y
From Over the Border. Just as soon as Dood
ling .in city governments and legislative bodies
Is stopped for good, It will be time for hyper
critical papers up North to criticise the way
the Cubans manage their home affairs. Mex
ican Herald.
"I never see the Iceman stop before your
house any more, Mrs.. Fllpperlelgh." "No:
since the Buxtons. next door, fell Into their
fortune, they've been so cool to us that wa
don't need any help from the refrigerator.
Chicago Record-Herald.
"Wasn't that a dreadful scandal?" "Yes,"
answered Miss Cayenne. "I understand the
people concerned are almost heartbroken."
"That's true. It was" a dreadful humillatloa
to them to find they dldnt have enough in
fluence to keep It out of 'the newspapers."
Washlnton Star.
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