twtc xrntttfTKH- (Ml EG ONI AN. TUESDAY. MAY 20, 1903. o . . ; i , : TWO GOOD SECKMAKiM. tie (Drsgmxton Intend at tii Postofflee at Portland. Oregon, as second-class matter. REVISED BU3RCRIRPTJON HATES. Br MaU (postage prepaid. In advance)--Sallr. irith Sunday, per month g-5 i Dally. Sunday excepted, per year.. . wild oimuij, yc jv ....... o 00 Sunday, cer year rvr The "Weekly, per year The Weeklr. S months To City Subscribers .... DfcHr. per week, delivered. Sunday excepted. ijg DtSly. per week, delivered. Sunday Included. POSTAGE RATES. United States. Canada and Mexico K to 14-page paper.... 18 to 30-page paper.. ..........""jg t2 to 44-pag paper ........ Foreign rates double. . Ken or discussion Intended for publication In The Oregonian abould be addressed invaria bly "Editor The Oreeonlan." not to the name of any Individual. Letters relating to adver tlelng. subscription or to any business matter Should be addressed simply "The Oregonlan. 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And this at a time when there are Idle Brit ish vessels on both sides of the Pa cific The explanation by the Post-In telligencer of this latest outrage will be awaited with interest. Another disas trous blow to the theories recently illus trated -by the Post-Intelligencer is the charter for foreign business of the American ship Great Admiral, an old wooden drogher thirty-four years old, while a number of fine modern-built steel British ships are unable to secure cargoes on Puget Sound. Apparently our merchant marine Is able to take care of itself. In periods of freight de pression as well as in prosperity. ANDREWS SEES SOMETHING. It has taken Dr. E. Benjamin An drews a long time to find out that he was wrong about sliver In 1896. Even now fie comes short of the- due confes sion, and will go no farther than to say he was misled. As it makes no great difference to gold or silver, finance or TjhllosoDhy. what Dr. Andrews thin on -any subject, we are left to conclude that his present purpose ij, merely to set himself right before thinking men and Incidentally get his name in the expressed by a willful young woman. that her marriage Is a matter that is strictly her own business, a case of this kind bears ghastly testimony. The truth Is that a daughter's marriage, and only In a less degree, perhaps, that of a son, involves the lives-, not often. In a material sense, but always In the high er sense, of those whose love was his or her heritage. If It Is a prudent mar riage and results in the founding of a happy home, the' Influence of that hap piness Is widely diffused, and finds, in deed, a radiant center around which the love and the pride of the "home ioik rally. If a mistaken marriage, It Is ab surd to suppose that the unhappiness and the wretchedness accruing are con fined to the principals In the mistake. Tti tVio rsrr Tinfnrc of thinJTS. this Can not be so. But as there Is no adequate punishment for a man of the Leasia type a man with whom a woman who Is his wife cannot live, and from whom she cannot get away so also there is no remedy for the folly and the decep tion that lies In wait to procure ill-ad vised marriages. The first question that arises when the details of a most wretched matri monial experience In which a gentle, delicate woman Is the sufferer are given to the world through the courts In a plea for divorce or through mani fest though uncomplaining misery of the wife Is, "Why did she marry such a man?" Echo will simply answer. "Why?" But common observation comes to the rescue of many a wom an's good sense and discloses another reason. He was not "such a man Or, having mall in the Seattle Postofflee before his arrival- in that city, and Imprudent newsmongers had proclaimed Just how many letters from Ills wife awaited him there, not falling to criticise her chi- rography as "careless." Of course, im pertinence like this does not greatly or for long disturb the serenity of a,broad- mlnded man, but it Is for the time being exceedingly annoying. Mrs. Hoosevelt has not been a participant in this fa tiguing semi-official Journey, and any allusion to her in connection therewith is entirely uncalled-for. It Is a curious fact that Andrew Car negie, a Scotchman born and bred, and Goldwin Smith, who is English born and bred, an Oxford professor and a member of the British Parliament be fore he made Toronto his home, both believe that Canada's best chance. If not her inevitable destiny. Is to throw her lot In with the United States. Gold- win Smith says the forces of Nature draw both countries toward union. Race, language, literature, political in stitutions, social sentiments and habits are the same on both sides of the line. There are more than 1,000,000 native Canadians in the United States". There is a continual exodus of Canadians to the great American centers of employ ment. There is now a reciprocal influx of Americans from Minnesota and North Dakota Into Northwest Canada. Intermarriage Is frequent. The peri odical literature of Canada Is American. American currency circulates in Can ada. Canadians resort to American watering-places, and Americans to the watering-places of Canada. Canadians operate on the New York Stock Ex change, and American Investment In Canada Is very large and rapidly In The connection of each of tPORTLAND, TUESDAY, MAY 20, 1003. newspapers, Nothing that any English geologist told or could tell Dr. Andrews formed the slightest Justification for his sup- . when she married him. port of free silver coinage In 1896. It -been, "such a man," he carefully and Is to be feared that an exploration of j adroitly concealed his identity with his then arguments would develop a this libel upon manhood from the nnr rioni morft of crazy speculation WOman who loved him. ana whom, irom creasing. on his part than of geological looning i some lnscrutanie reason Known oniy w tne naaian provinces witn me states forward to cold exhaustion. The un- himself and the powers of darkness, to the south of it is stronger than that dertaklng, however, would in any case j and entirely apart from the impulse of be profitless. The fact is that no scare- true manhood which nnas lis expres itv of trold. Impending or lmaginea, oi- sion m marriage, ne aesirea to marry. fers the slightest reason why silver I There is this extenuation, therefore, v,i T,r,. nr at -inv other nasi or for the woman who marries sucn a man"; possibly also for her parents m consenting, If they did consent, to the marriage the man who masqueraded before them as a lover and a would-be husband was not the man whom they had every reason to believe him to be, and whom, when he fell, they found present time, be admitted to United States mints in limitless volume at the ratio of 16 to 1. The inadequacy of sil ver as real money was as plain Deiore n ..- n tRQfi ns it is today. No pxmsb for the sliver mania can avail. However exhausted our goid suppu of the maritime provinces with Ontario or of French Quebec with either. The nonulatlons are so ranldlv fusing that there will soon be nothing to divide them but a political and fiscal line. The Influx of American settlers into the Canadian Northwest will be sure to promote this fusion. These are the forces of Nature that Goldwin Smith enumerates as ultimately certain to es tablish a continental union In a free and honorable way. NATIONAL traits. There-ls a touch of Oriental craftiness l-about Russian diplomacy which exas jperates Western minds with their eth 'lcal standards of a commercial clviliza 'tion. The trader has learned that it is Impossible to do business unless a man lis preparing to perform In exact con 'formlty with his promises. In Anglo 'Saxon morals, therefore, veracity has 'come to occupy a cardinal place: and 'the unfettered fancy which Tuns riot in treatment of its facts in the far East and has done so since earliest times ranks easily as the first offense in the RrlMah and American decalogue. The duplicity and exaggeration which orna mented the history of ancient Israel. from Abraham at Gerar and the thrifty Jacob down to the naive conflicts of the Bvnontic srosoels. survive today at Pekln, Constantinople and St Peters burg, and are severely execrated by the Protestant nations, which are as slow as any other people to look not only on one's own virtues, hut on the virtues of others. Cruelty is another national or racial trait which we hold in horror. Now cruelty is a survival of savagery; but so is that cupidity which tramples upon another's rights; and while we pride Anrttpivesi on tolerance, we must re member that the cruel nations may surpass us in other virtues more highly esteemed by them and more rigidly en Joined by their consciences. A good Mussulman, for example, may be one who persecutes the Christian dog and Is kind to his fifteen or twenty wives and concubines. That Circassian girl Is dutiful who rushes with most eager pride into the arms of her Syrian pur chaser. Who shall deny that an ap proving conscience blessed the Canaan Ite father who passed his children through the fire to Moloch? Where Is the Christian parent today who could stftnd successfully the test of Abra ham when he was commanded to offer Isaac, and which of our most credu lous newspapers would have treated seriously the story Mary Magdalene told on her return from the sepulcher? In filial obedience and In reverence generally the Orientals surpass us In finitely; indeed, it-is doubtful if in the whole range of conduct we are their equals in humility and tenderness. Much as we abominate their more overt formB of cruelty, our industrial civil ization has its own forms of inhuman ity which call our superiority in ques tion. We do not throw our daughters into the Ganges or sell them to Persian harems; but we consign them to living deaths In noisome factories, and from many a home of recreant parents boys and girls find a worse fate than Ganges In the filth and poison of vile company. There Is u. refinement of cruelty in the rapacity of the usurer and the evlctor, often more cowardly than the blow of the armed assassin going forth in broad daylight to his post of carnage. Where Liberty is fondly believed to shed her light for all the world, the door of equality Is shut upon the negro, and the Chinaman lives in continual fear of outrage Unhappj- the alien, whether in China or Russia or Mississippi or California! Rare is the American who Is qualified by being without sin to cast the stone at those whose lip wears the sneer at "Inferior races." Is there any pride of race like that of Britain and America? Is the "foreign devil" execrated only In China? Is the "alien landlord" despised only In Russia? Take broad views. We all have our virtues, please God. yet all our faults, as well. Learn from the Chinese the beauty of filial devotion, from the Ger man the rewards of conscientious thoroughness, from the French that he role graclousness which makes the most barren life worth living, from the Irish that self-respecting pride which repels the libertine, from the Scotch the spirit of fearless Independence, from the Italian that love of beauty which ornaments the humblest lot. Russia Is a long way behina us on the path of progress. If there is any truth in our hypothesis that a govern ment can rise no higher than Its sub ject people, then surely her ignorance and squalor may plead in her mltiga tlon. if not in her defense. Take broad views. Noblesse oblige! mip-ht hnvp been in 1896. the free coin- that he was not Happy to this extent age of silver could only have increaacu the wretcnea wue wno, upon awan- our financial difficulties; ior. wnue uic enmg to tne true sense oi ner euiiui excluslve choice of gold has solidified tlon, finds that she Is married to "such nni mndp nermanent the standard of a man," finds one sweet drop In sor- values, the attempted relntroduction of r0v's cup of gall In the reflection that silver could onlv have unsettlea values, ner marriage was not maae in aisre- killed confidence, stopped Investment And nut an end to employment Tee silver would only have Intensified the difficulty with gold scarcity, whereas on a safe, if limited, volume of stand ard money the machinery of currency devices so multiplied the facility oi exchanges that convenience kept pace xHth stability. It may well be doubted whether the considerable supplies of trold that have poured Into the circula tion since 1896 have Deen oi aio ii irnin to our monetary situation. Quan titles of erold undeniahiy nave acieu PHirwicv and' traveled back and forth across the Atlantic and Pacific to settle troilo balances or relieve artificial strin gencles where otherwise the work might hnvp been done by commercial ihmu- ments. One thing is certain, and that tvmt -r-p should no doubt have ad vanced farther on the Inevitable road orvnrrt n scientific currency, referring to gold for Its denominations, but based gard of parental advice or in defiance to parental authority. THE LATEST TRUST. The American Society of Equity has issued a bulletin to the farmers of the United States demanding an Increase In the price of wheat and urging the farm ers not to sell their wheat for less than ?1 per bushel.' Some of the elements of the "trust" are noticeable In this latest scheme for advancing prices, but in asmuch as the project, as outlined in yesterday's dispatches from Indianapo lis, does not Include a plan for buying up all of the wheat for the purpose of cornering the market, it Is not yet sus ceptible to the Sherman anti-trust law. And yet there are features in this pro posed wheat trust that are not "unlike those of the salt trust which a few days ago paid $5000 fine for a violation of the Sherman law. There are certain conditions, finan- Justice Brewer, of the United States Supreme Court in a letter to the New York World on the occasion of its twentieth "Pulitzer anniversary," paid an impressive .and somewhat unique tribute to Journalism. Referring to the dissemination of the news throughout the country as a powerful Influence toward the unification of the people, he said: "We are becoming truly one peo plc because we have better knowledge of each other. The press, which tells us every da,y what all do and say, helps us to know each other, and so, by bringing the American people Into more Intimate acquaintance. It has been making a more perfect union.1 There Is more than a grain of truth In this estimate. In the very nature of things we care very little, for people that we know little about, and noth ing In the abstract for people that are unknown to us. With the press sup plying the news of every section to every other section, and discussing Its most Important features candidly and intelligently, people separated by wide distances become well acquainted with each other. It would be surprising. In deed, If the feeling of nationality were RUSSIA'S UPHILL TASKS. Chicago Inter Ocean. tti -nj!an rnvemment has removed ,. nnv.nmr nt TTUhenef. under whoae administration the massacres of a raonth ago occurred. Massacres In Tiraspol, Odessa, Nlcolaleff and Kleff have been prevented by vigorous military measures. The St Feteraourg correaponucui. London Times (anU-RuasIan) says: "In Justice to the Russian people It ehould be pointed out that -there Is no sympathy on thtir part witn uie iusueu rtn ThA TirMldent of the Jewish order of B'nal B'rith says: "It is neitner iaar nor wise to execrate the government of Russia because of the murderous brutal ity of a frenxitd mob. These declarations lnaicuie a. tiAn tr. treat Ttussla as lainy as oui nations would be treated under similar circumstances. Last year tne iwissuia government was criticised for the se verity employed In suppressing the peas ant riots in Southern Russia. There was no question of race prejudice or naireu In the riots of 1S02. The bitterness was against manufactories operated by for eign capital and against the government for protecting tne manuiaciureia tho ncint: and the factory employes. The riots wore suppressed and concessions made by the Czar, but an ot souiaetu Russia was In a ferment Parallel with the industrial agitation In Southern Russia was the anu-jewisn agitation In Roumanla. iror zi j-ears or up to the treaty of Berlin, the Bcssara blan frontier district was controlled and exploited by Roumanians. When the European powers compel ten to cede the territory to Russia there was Intense bitterness and open rebellion In Eastern Roumanla and Western Bessara bia. An agitation against the cession to Russia continued for years and caused much Irritation in Russia and Western Europe. The Roumanians In Bessarabia are still Roumanians In prejudice. They have not been overconslderately treated by the Russians. They are not easily contronea and they are certainly as hostile to the Jews as the native Russians. At all events. It may be assumed that tno mixea population of Kishenef is more difficult of conrtol than the population oi a obubci lvely Russian city. This does not palliate the offense of the local authorities In permitting a riot to culminate In a horrible massacre. It does not excuse the general government for not taking measures to prevent riot ana massacre at Tiraspol. It explains, how ever the- difficulty of the situation ana. Indicates how It Is possible for the Czar and the masses of the Russian people honestly to deplore such atrocities and at the same time be unable to prevent them. An the Russian trovernment Is now In conrtol of the situation and Is admit tedly strlvlnc to preserve order and pro tect the Jews there seems to be no neces sity for protest or admonition from the United States or any otner nation. NOTE AND COMMENT. Let us see Whether Murderer Lcasla has the police Tracylzed. In about another year Mr Hmna. will Harper's Weekly. The dinner glrtn on May 9 to Secretary Root' at the Lotos Club. New York, directs attention to one of the chief causes o- ... Iff T?rut AVIC. has SSS te fate of or accidental nd what he has gone up against Presidents. Not long naa i)ier, rm- Besides, there was Billy Emerson., an wnhatld intend Tthan' other great member of the Emerson fam t,n,.r th trusted friends of ' . . . ? The fool-killer appears to be 'doingTsomo very artistic work through' the" French automobile. " ' ' We regret to learn that there are a few citizens of Portland who never heard bf the laundry strike. ,,v If a postmaster can't open a few.let- nrweunni out OI me Wiumch These men were forthwith converted Into powerful, and, as It proved. Irresistible enemies. Mr. Roosevelt has pursued a precisely opposite course. Incomparably the most Important members of Mr. sac Kinley's Cabinet were Secretary Hay ana Secretary Root. Both of them have not only retained their places, but so far as we can Judge, are more InfluentUl ttan t :,nM h kent in mind that sec- Z Tf hno not onlv borne the bur- I ters that hanneh to attract his curiosity. dens Incident to the war office ln time Where are the office-holder's-prerogatives? of war for the insurrection in ws-rv- pines has possessed the proportions of a Apparently the Seattle authorities wero war but also has had to discharge, "Wtn surprised to find that Mrs. Roosevelt relation to the 9,0W,w numan didn't use a typewriter in writing to her the Philippines, an me luntuu.o In England belong to the Colonial Office. So far as our new empire In the East is ,T,rn Mr Boot has had thrust upon him a task the magnitude of which might well tax the resources of the broadest and the highest statesmanship. That tne iusk. has been well performed Is recognized by the whole American people wunoui u tlnctlon of party. It may even be doubt ed whether President Roosevelt himself has grown more in the National estima tion than -has Secretary koou If. now, we turn to the State Depart ment we cannot but seo that the reten tion 61 Mr. Hay has been oi signal ser- w tn h? cwief. The nualltles imperative ly needed ih that branch or our eaerai Government during the last 18 months have been caution, reticence, discretion, self-control. Not only has Mr. Hay these qualities, but they are conjoined witn a right perception of the dignity and des tinies of the United States. Thanks large ly to him. we have not lost ground in in ternational opinion, out gaineo. grounu, since our war with Spain. If we except a certain uneasiness expressed In some quarters lest he should go too lar m aei erence to England. Mr. Hay's conduct of the State Department Is admitted to have strengthened the Roosevelt Administra tion In public confidence, iie is quicn. almost as quick as was McXlnley. to de tect the drift of popular sentiment, nor that reason, he was careful to refrain from committing our Government too far In approval of the coercion oi Venezuela by the three blockading powers, and we doubt whether he would sanction a repe tition of the experiment in the case of another Latin-American commonwealth. Not only, however, has the country rea son to be grateful for the services of the Secretary of State and the Secretary of War, but we should give the primary credit for their work to Mr. Roosevelt himself, who, had he been like other ac cidental Presidents, would not have per sisted In keeping his predecessor's friends In office. Original Anti-Expansion Arguments. McMaster tells us that the protests agalnts the Louisiana Purchase from press and rostrum took euch form as this: "FIften millions as a price for a wilder ness! Maine had been sold by Ferdlnando Gorges for 1250. and Pennsylvania had cost William Penn but a trlflo over 5000. Fifteen million dollars! You can eay It in a breath; you can write it in a few etrokes. But what does it mean? Weigh It. and there will be 433 tons of solid silver. It would take 866 wagons to draw It. The wagons In line, each occupying three rods, would stretch out five and one-half miles. If a man were to set out to fill the wagons Should Xot Tnjce It Seriously. New York Evenlns Post. Again those nervous Germans (phleg matic Dutchmen we used to call them!) are stirred up by a speech of President Roosevelt's. In this country' t passea un noticed. It was lust the regular hlfalutln about a blc navy and the control of the Pacific. We do so much talk of that kind In the oress and on the stump that we think nothing of It 'because wo know it means nothing in particular. But here is the- German press talking about daring ambitions and an "alirming development of the Monroe Doctrine!" What stupid folk they are to take this screaming or the eagle as anything more than practicing the scales. Yet if that nooic Dira expects to be welcome In the international zoolog ical eirdens. where he has demanded ad mission. It wouia De just as wen ior mm . th te of 16 a day It W0Ud take him to adont the rule of not screeching unless ; mnfua -pii0 niinr on dollar he means something by It or of always r-ckonln nln6 to an inch, the pile would carrying a placard In his talons reading 'Don't mind me; I'm only joKing. Target Practice That Pays. Minneapolis Journal. for redemption more generalll on the . &nd clImatlCf whlch could not Intensified by the touch of Interest ojlof n ht n as many snots froln the whteky has Veen removed." be three miles high. It would load sloops; It would pay an army of 25,000, 40 shillings a week, for 25 years. . . "Who Is to benefit by the transaction.' The South and West, who will pay no share of the debt because the tax" on actual w,alth of the community . whose 'Vorth $1 per bushel In this proper function u i iu orC " - base. Values will still be reckoned In ounces of Kdld; but exchange will not thus engendered. need to be made In coin, and the wealth of the business world rather man taxa tion of the people will be the pledge of value behind the banking currency of the future. These things were as true In 1896 as they are today; and free sil ver could only have substituted panic for reform. A more engaging defense than Dr. Andrews selects Is to be the one most preferred for the sllverlte apology'; and country, whether the farmers sold or held. All three of these conditions as sisted In sending wheat above 51 per bushel five years ago. Some of them are now sufficiently threatening to cause a very steady market with prices tending higher, but the Individual or society that attempts to force wheat up by gaining control of a large portion of the output regardless of conditions in other parts of the world, will encounter disappointment more often than suc cess. The population of the United States Is not great enough to consume that is the growth and arrogance of whgat afc $1 per corporate wealth.. Many things said against the Money Power by Bryan in 1896 are said by gold-stanaara men to day in dealing with the trusts; and In this recourse to the Bryanlc terminol ogy had by sanity and honesty In 1904 will be found the supposed palliative of the "blmetallst" ravings of 1S96. The blanket however, is too short for the bed. There is and was no reason in Wall-street misconduct for the silver mania. Free coinage, indeed, couiq only have Increased the burdens put on the backs of the poor by the manipu lations of the rich. For It is only in full-vaiue steady employment ana wages ana inviolate vim, when the crop was 226,000.000 poor nave touay an, bushels smaller. for a snare in tne bjjuuh ii... . . th Federal Sait Company's monopoly 'was the almost The manner in which the pet the orles of the shipping-subsidy seekers are being pounded to pieces at this time Is positively brutal. The latest offenders In this line are the Boston Steamship Company and the Canadian Pacific. The Seattle Post-Intelligencer repeatedly asserts that It Is impos Bible for an American vessel to com pete with the Britishers In the carry. tas of freight unless the American bushel or at half that figure; conse quently we must depend on the for eign market There have been years In the past when we exported as mucn as 235,000,000 bushels, because we sup plied It cheaper than other countries. The crop of this country, however, va ries greatly. In 1891 we produced i4S, 460,000 bushels of wheat, while the year previous the crop was but 522.000,000 bushels. Here was a shortage nearly equal to the largest amount ever ex ported, and yet cash wheat In Chicago for the closing months of 1901 was from 3 to 5 cents per bushel higher than It was at corresponding periods the year The Coal Commission's Investigation disclosed, among other things, the fact that a very large number of boys under the age limit were being worked with their parents' consent In the breakers and coal mines of Pennsylvania, and that many girls, also under the age limit, were working In the textile mills that have sprung up In the coal dis tricts. The Legislature, acting upon Information thus received, passed a more stringent child-labor law. This law went Into effect yesterday, with the result that In the Lehigh district alone 500 boys were excluded from work In and about the coal mines. That the last estate of these boys may not be worse than the first. It behooves the educational, authorities of the state to see to It that the compulsory education law is rigidly enforced. Otherwise Idle ness will beget mischief which work estopped, and legislation that was In tended to produce beneficial results will prove pernicious. , biggest guns In the Navy (13-Inch), at a target 17x21 m size, iwa yaras auuuih while the ship was steaming at the rate of ten knots an tour. Taking the record of hits by the weight of metal tired, tne Alabami scored 64.8 per cent of hits out of 49.8SS pounds of metal fired; the In diana GO ner cent of 42.S00 pounas nreu. and the Illinois E3.5 per cent out of 47,720 They "Wouldn't Do. Chicago Tribune. Talk about the Democrats not having anv a-ualiaDie material ior rresiuenuai candidates !'' exclaimed the passenger with the skull cap. T?ot to speak of Cleveland, Olney or Gorman, we have four first-class Tifro firav PorVsr Thnvpp and Adams pounds fired. There Is no waste of money aU Qf them good men. and men that no- m target practice ok k dy can say a word against." All these resources of the poor would have been struck a staggering blow by - product on of the commodity 11S "1 dZt Not only was it necessary to expen me .Di jiiiiivi " been the poor applegrower men and women without Newport las, whose lot the sliver Jeremiah did The spectacle of automobiles racing across the country at the rate of sixty two miles an hour, attended at Inter vals by death and destruction, made a Sabbath holiday In France last Sunday. Among the casualties were the Instant death of the chauffeur who drove Lor raine Barrows' machine, the fatal In Jury of Barrows- himself, the serious as those at Pensacola. And such practice must be kept up. The best navy in tne world Is the one which has the best gun ners in Its service, and to attain this effi ciency much money must neces3irlly be fired away at targets. Jfo Extra Seaslon la Demanded. Albany Argus. The onlv great and pressing question which demands the attention of Congress at the present time is the reform of the tiriff: but the party in power nas aen- nltely refused to attend to that matter and the calling of an extraordinary ses sion cannot be for that purpose, mere is nothing but the tariff which cannot wait until December, and as for the tarirc tnat must perforce wait until the people elect a tariff reform Congress. Public sentiment Is not favorable to extraordinary sessions on the too of the protracted regular ses sions unless extraordinary conditions warrant them. . No such conditions now exist. "Yes." said the passenger with the side whiskers. "Well, let's look at them col lectively and consider the Inherent prob abilities of any of them being elected." Whereupon he wrote their names on a slip of paper as follows: PaRker. GrAy. Thayer. AdamS. "No." he said, "they won't do." The passenger In the skull cap inspected the result and changed the subject husband. The Memphis Commercial-Appeal, has solved the Democratic' problem mqst hap pily, thus: For President Cleveland; for Vice-President, Bryan. Platform: Har mony. "The fire and life insurance businesses are lotteries," Simeon Ford, of Now York, toiu the Home Insurance people at their recent dinner. "In order to draw a prize in the fire Insurance lottery, you have got to go up in fire and smoke. In order to draw a prize in the life Insurance business you have to reverse tne pro cess." The Brooklyn Eagle, which has been booming Grover Cleveland for a tnlrd term, now nominates the following ticket which it says should receive the full party support of the Populists next year: For President The man who playfully points a gun at his dearest friend. For Vice-President The man who rock; a boat containing persons who cannot swim. Colonel John J. Partridge, ex-PolIco Commissioner, addressing the Woman's Republican Club In New York a few days ago, said that in 1S92 he had made SCO appointments, "and they did not cost any one -a cent." But, according to the com putation of a friend, based on the alleged previous custom of exacting payment for appointments and promotions, he had thus "thrown away 5782,000." Here Is the story of an Ohio lawyer who did not become a politician, as he was not built on political lines. It is told by a Washington man. who was his clerk at one time: Lawyer B. was a gruff sort of personage,, and believed In making every one pay for every service. One of his clients was the president of a bank, who, during the pendency of his case, dropped Into the lawyer's office very frequently and tola stories. The lawyer was a good listener, and seemed to enjoy the stories very much, but after the banker went out Lawyer B. would say: "Here, charge Mr. Blank J10 for an hour of my time. If I have got to listen to his stories he has got to pay for. It" Finally the bill was made out and carried to the banker. It was an itemized account stating the date of each call. He scanned It closely and remarked: "H.e aas made me pay for It pretty well, hasn't he?" "Pay for what?" asked the clerk. "For listening tn mv iitorle " And then he paid the bill. i Bnslnex.i Men and. Bosses. Kansas City Star. In discussing the corrupt rule of the Pittsburg ring in the current Issue of Mc Clure's Magazine, Lincoln Steffcns quotes a remark by a business man which throws light on one Important phase of municipal rottenness. The late Christopher Magee was the boss of Pittsburg. A business man who Mr. Steffens thinks Is a typical Amer ican merchant said to him: "When I called on Chris his outer office was filled with waiting politicians, but he knew I was a business man and in a hurry; he called me first and he gave me the street with out any fuss. I tell you It was a sad day for Pittsburg when Chris Magee died." In other words, this "good citizen" and reputable business man of Pittsburg was Just as willing to rob the city when ha had the chance as any corrupt politician could be. His chief interest in the munici pal government was for what he could get out of it. Has the Record an a Talker. SDrlncfleld Republican. Mr. Roosevelt as the head of a great state, has so completely smashed all rec ords, both domestic and foreign, In the oratorical line that no ruler, ancient or and perhaps fatal Injury of Marcel Re- modern, remains In the sine class with American. Soldier's Proad Mother. New York Press. There Is a Mrs. Sweeney in New York who Is the happiest mother Imaginable. Her -son John has been selected as the best typo of the American soldier. Ho en listed In the war with Spain in 1S3S, and at the close of the fearful conflict (!) was honorably discharged. Shortly after ward he re-enllsted and Is now a Sergeant at Governor's Island. John Is 24 years of age, 6 feet 2 Inches in height, weighs 1S5 pounds. He neither smokes, drinks nor chews. You ought to see his exact coun terpart In wax at the Eden Musec. The figure Is Intended for the .Louisiana Pur chase Exposition at St. Louis, where it will be on exhibition. and hired TGe Bums o money to sHJmce or an- nault the killing of two spectators and him. It Is a phase of his administration nnrt vll- sorb Eastern salt concerns. Dut tne un- numerous min0r injuries 'to persons, entirely unanticipated and thererore douD Fennypaclcer's Monumental Cbeelc Baltimore News. Governor Pennypacker, of Pennsylva nia, has so far recognized the rights" of newspapers to existence as to submit to an Interview. "Pennsylvania," he says, "Is a little better than any other state. Public offices are managed here on a broader and better basis, leading to high er thoughts and better results." "On a broader and better basis" Pennsylvania, which contains Philadelphia and Pitts burg "leading to higher thoughts and bet ter results" thoughts of jobbery. Jobbery, jobbery, results of franchise thefts and ballot-box frauds on a scale never paral leled by any other state of the Union. There is no classifying, no understanding a man who can say a thing like that Yet Pennypacker repeated it over and over. continually bewail. The British gold- standard conspiracy was a pitiful farce to construct about the real offenses of our money kings and trust promoters. We must put Dr. Andrews a place above Bryan, who asks us to believe that he can never err. The chancellor says he was misled, which Is more than Mr. Bryan will ever say. It falls far short however, of the manly confession o ferror made, for example, by John G. Carlisle, who was. like Bryan, In politics, and had the excuse of party exigency which Andrews did not nave. It Is sad to think that we owe so much of "blmetalism" to British geology, in addition to our heavy debt to Lombard street on the gold standard. "SUCH A MAXr This community is again confronted by a most shocking crime a crime boldly committed In the bright sunlight of a Sunday morning, following delib erately threats that had been made. and adding a feature that was at once unique and diabolical in the compul sion of the only witness of the crime to abandon her babes to the care of a neighbor, with a He upon her Hps, and go with the murderer of her father. If this creature Leasla Is not mad, he Is clearly a vers devil Incarnate, for whose crimes against the weak and natural heights to which the trust forced prices attracted English and German salt in large quantities. Sev eral thousand tons of this" foreign salt was brought to Portland, and to pre vent a demoralization of prices the trust bought It up at an enormous ad vance over the price paid by the or iginal Importers. In this way a large proportion of the prpfltswere consumed In keeping down competition, ana asi quantities in excess of the demand were piled up at all of the Coast ports, it was this flagrant and open exhibition of unnatural trade conditions which made the salt trust an easy prey for the Sherman anti-trust law. The supply was so much in excess of the demand after the price had reached a certain height that no legitimate manipulation of the market could maintain prices, and an illegitimate attempt was fol lowed by disaster. several vehicles gone to smash and others practically ruined. Barring these trifling accidents, or incidents, the race was a "grand success," demonstrating the superiority of a light over a heavy vehicle, or vice versa the discerning public Is thus far unable to tell which. President Roosevelt understands per fectly well how advantageous to him self Is every move on the political chessboard which brings the manipula tions of his antagonists out Into the open, iience ne taises occasion io no tice the Ohio controversy whose details have been brought to the Pacific Coast by The Oregonlan. The only hope of antl-Roosevelt success, slim enough at the best. Is in keeping under cover. One of the expedients is the old dodge of scaring up favorite sons in various states, so as to ly interesting. He Is mcontestiDiy tne one man In the line from Washington to him self who can claim the title oi tne taiK- Ing President" The Candidate for 1004. Atlanta Journal. The Democratic candidate for 1904 must command the confidence of the sober bus iness men of the country as well as the wage-earners. He must be a champion of tho people without pandering to thetr Press MuKlInsr Will Xot Succeed. Troy Times. t. t ...it oafo n nv thnt the nre;s muzzling law In Pennsylvania will not ac- lag to curb its arrogance. nmniiah its nurnose. In the first place, I , ' the nro does not need muzzuns. in me f11"""1 . third place the people win not siana iu i .uetroit J?ree ress. And this Is America, wnere tne peopie i it is not possible that there were any rule, not a monarchy. In whicn tne go - Union veterans among .the citizens of Col ernment Is lodged In the hands of a royal umbus, O., who protested against honor- PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGRAPHERS "Helen is very clever; Isn't she?" "Do you want my opinion or Helen's?" Harper's Ba zar. Holll Is hft easily rattled? Hall Don't despot The Tariff Responsible, Philadelphia Record. It Is the tariff which allows the trusts to make these high prices for their products. Had there been no such overcapitalized combinations the competition between the aennrate establishments would give to the oriTe snn5 in various i J . . ... . , i , - - , rt'Z people the benent oi prices resumieu keep the delegations i-.:-,, of production and would mike the lng the Confederate dead that are buried In the Camp Chase cemetery, The men that did the fighting In the Civil War don't act that way about those things. mand which wrought havoc with the salt trust's plans will serve the wheat trust, or "Society of Equity," in the same manner. No local or even Na tional conditions can force wheat above a figure warranted by world-wide con ditions. We had dollar wheat five years ago without the aid of a "Society of Equity," we may have it again this year with the aid of the society, but in order to have any assurance of main tainlng the price year after year the wretched woman who was his wife and J new society must embrace In Its mem- S.MI.I.p-a. S and cra en- trame that Hanna Is spoiled by Indorsements at this year's conventions. . One of the fruits of the error made at Chicago in 189 G Is to close the door now against the Democratic party in Its am- during. Wall of the Fat Hunter. Chlcaco News. t TTvrplf -want a modest little flat Mvurff. mv husband and our children "three Eight rooms cr seven; we migm ao tv.ih We would be cram pea. dui we expect io k. the frail mother of his two babes there Is no adequate penalty outside of the torments of the orthodox hell. And when to this Is added the cowardly murder of his victim's father, whose offense was one of nature and of grace. the act of Interposing to prevent a con tinuation of these cruelties by receiving his daughter and her Infants into his home, imagination, appalled before, is overwhelmed In the effort to conceive of a punishment to fit the crime. Against the thought often flippantly bershlp wheatgrowers in other parts of the world. As the agriculturists In these outside precincts annually pro duce something like 2,000,000.000 bushels more wheat than Is grown In the United States, and consume a much smaller proportion of their product than Is the case with Americans, the possibilities for expansion on these lines are far greater than the probabilities. bltlon to gain the support of the busl- The bathtub lined, of coarse, with porcelain nn world axralnst Rooseveltlsm. But for that supreme act of folly the coun try's wealth might welcome the Cleve land Democracy as the alternative of anti-trust warfare under Roosevelt But that act stands and its bearing Is conclusive. And the punishment fits the crime. follies, and he must be ready to protect know. 'I've never been able to shake him. the property of the country without fall- Harvard Lampoon. "Ts gentlemen, all l am m me wunu owe to mr wife." "If that's all you ow you're mighty lucky. - Cleveland Plain Dealer. "What's the latest thing out in shoes?" asked one woman of another at the club. "My husband." was the prompt reply."-ChlcaBa Record-Herald. Blczs Your friend Dobba seems to be a very well-educated man. Boggs I should iay he Is. He knows so much that he doesn't be lieve anything. Judge. "Sure. Murphy was wrong, an heknowed he was wrong, an' he owned up lolke a little man." "Did he. now?" "Yls; he licked tlws other mon fir-rstt" Puck. Kev X. Horter Shame on you! You're drunk half the time. Why don't you do bet ter? Lurhman Can't aflord It. It coats money to be drunk all the time. Philadelphia Press. "If Jack Xospud should ask you to marry him" simpered -Slaudle. calling up a blush, "what should you dor' "What I have always done." said Mabel. "Send him to you." Chi cago Tribune. Miss Passay (coyly)-And Just think! Last evening he suddenly caught me a u and" klsed me. Mls Pepprey-H a ways wia The President was Justly Incensed that prying eyes had scrutinized his John D. Long is quoted as saying that Mr. Olney would make a better run for President next year on the Democratic ticket than Mr. Cleveland, for two rea sons first he actively supported the Democratic ticket in 1900r while Mr. Cleveland refused to do so; second, he would have no third-term tradition to smash. A back porch ample and a kitchen light. But though I've tramped tho town through run and rain. I cannot find a place that seems Just right. Pve searched the south. Ive hunted north and west. Tve scanned the papers till my eyes are dim; I've mounted stairs until I ache for rest- But rtlll the chance appears exceeding sum. Tm not particular, though you may doubt The fact, for flats are many, nut I r.na Though, as Tve sa!d I looked the town about. Txere's not a single one thats to my mina. I'm willing to pay any kind of rent In reason, but It seems rm doomed to roam Forever through the streets. My time Is spent Exclusively in searching for a. home. And now It soon will be the Jat of May A thought that's calculated to appall. W ranet move somewhere certalnlr oh, say! Why will they bulla the closets tu so cmaui Concerning Humility. ' Newark News. Low In a town yard, grassy paved. A humble dandelion grew. Above her head proud lilacs waved. Proud In their plumes of blue. The dandelion's beamliur face Was upward turned, yet all In vain. The lilacs contemplated space In haughty, cold disdain. "Ah well!" the dandelion sighed. "Far rather would I lowly be Than flaunt my blossoms high and wide For all the world to see." And did a gentle little child Ignore the lilacs' higher claim And pluck the dandelion mild? No, reader; not the same. r JTor did a wicked youngster teatj The lilac bushes with his knife And leave the dandelion there To lead the quiet life. Humble the dandelion lay. Veiling her face In verdant screens, Untlt a man came by that way v And dug her up forgreens. In ostentatious vanity The lilacs evermore aspirea. Therein ther showed their sanity And got themselves admired. All this, dear reader, goes to show That men don't gain thro' belay swabs. We mustn't hold, ourselves too low It we would bold our jfcbs. good-natured fellow-and so unselfish- adelphla Press. "Wonder why Van Majcw la always referring: to his 'velvet lawn'?" "He's got a right to. He told roe that with the grass seed be has sown and the new iod he's bought It baa cost him Jrst 14.75 a yard."-Clnclnnatl Commer cial Tribune. The Pastor-Surely. you do not. mean to say. Mrs. Hlshmore. that the bad people to tho community outnumber the good people In the ratio of two to one? Parlshloner-Certalnly. doctor. Aren't one's next door nelghborson both sides of one always obectlonabIe?-Cbl- cago Tribune. . ' "Yes Brown Joined one of those co-operative communities where all work for the common good at that particular task for- which he best fitted, and they made him Mayor." Was that because he wa best fitted for that Job. "Not exactly. It was because he wasn t good toe anything el6e."ChlcaSo Evening Post.