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Parker "Willis, of Washington and Lee Univer sity, published by the Baker & Tay lor Company, New Tork. Its 600 pages comprehend our recent tariff history. Including the underjylng motives ot antagonistic policies and interests, as well as their expression In Congress and public opinion. The general reader will find here a mine of Information for his Instruction, and there are few expert students of the tariff problem who will not find Incidental points at which memory may be corrected and conclu sions modified. The Oregonlan thinks it can say with truth and without vainglory that the searching analysis of reciprocity con tributed by the authors of this valu able book corresponds closely to that carried in ths discussions that have ap peared, in these columns the past three years. As to the inherent weakness of reciprocity, as to the controlling mo tives of forces Joined in the battle over it, and as to Its certain failure from the first, the reasoning and con clusions of this book are more closely parallel to The Oregonlan's treatment of the subject than to any other me dium of public opinion, we believe. In the country. It Is needless, therefore, for us to re hearse the arguments of the book, for with them our readers are already fa miliar, but we would commend In the heartiest possible way the records with which the volume is furnished. These Include not only copious extracts from contemporaneous letters, speeches, zriessnges, treaties and acts of Con gress, but an exhaustive bibliography occupying 30 pages on "reciprocity and allied subjects" and 150 pages of formal reciprocity treaties and statistics of commerce for periods and articles af fected in the discussion. There Is little If anything that one needs to know about the tariff question In the United States for twenty years back which is aot included In this book. Ono noteworthy mystery which is cleared up by Professors Laughlln and "mills Is the sudden disappearance from our tariff controversy of the strenuous demand for reciprocity so re cently made by various associations of manufacturers. It seems but yesterday that the air was vocal with Insistent appeals for reciprocity in general and specific treaties in particular on behalf of great protected corporations which desired to purchase markets abroad at the expense of agricultural producers at home. This agitation has suddenly ceased, and it is interesting to learn the reason. This Is to be found in recent exten sions of the trust principle. So long as our domestic manufacturers found themselves antagonized by rivals at home, they turned to reciprocity as a means of extending their markets. Once an Industry was welded into a trust, however, it became able to maintain a uniform and monopolistic price in the home market, sheltered by the tariff, and further able to extend Its sales abroad by the "export price system." So long as excessive profits could be assured on the first thousand machines sold at home, for example, the next and subsequent thousands, made on the same pattern, could be sold abroad at greatly reduced figures. Tariff agitation of any sort grew dan gerous. The manufacturers grew con tent: the only arduous effort of self interest for tariff modification failed, and reciprocity's Inevitable death was hastened by unnatural means. The head nurse had Joined the poisoners. We further commend this volume to a skeptical world as a convincing dem onstration In Christian fortitude. Pro fessor Laughlln. at least, showed in 1SS6 that he could feel deeply and speak vigorously. Tet throughout this vol ume he restrains himself with Incred ible patience. He placidly depicts the programme agreed on when McKlnley was to plead nobly for reciprocity, the while the Republican leaders in Con gress stabbed it in the back. He calm ly rehearses the fact that the McKlnley industrial commission, largely born out of the tariff awakening, rendered a report of nineteen volumes strong. In which almost nothing was said about tariff reform. He dwells with an ap proach to fond tenderness upon the exploit of the Republican Congress In whooping It up for Cuba In the session of 1B37-8 in order to obscure the fact that an Administration elected on the money issue had not the moral cour age to touch R. He sets out In par liamentary terms the -methods by which our protected Interests operate: he ad duces without show of passion the Oxnard -Cutting assertion of 1899 that beet sugar needs no tariff protection: he adverts to the subservience of Con gress to the protected corporations in the euphemism that it ""has never been .specially susceptible to ethical reason ing." In the light of this sublime exhibit in patient resignation, under circum stances which call loudly for profane, if not obscene. language, we beg to pro pose the names of Professor Laughlln and his associate. Professor Willis, for canonization; and, as a further mark of our respect, we felicitate them upon the atrocious proofreading with which the volume Is dignified and ennobled. It is bad enough to have to write so melancholy a tale of human depravity: no man of fine feeling could bring him self to look at It again in type. AS TO raUIT-CAAXIXG. Mr. Wilbur K. Newell, of Duley, in a brief communication published In The Oregonlan -yesterday, makes some very pertinent suggestions In regard to fruit-canning In the Willamette Valley. The adaptability of the .Evergreen blackberry for this purpose seems to be a matter of opinion, since Hon. Ben ton KlUln spoke of It recently in terms of unqualified praise, while Mr. Newell considers It practically worthless for this purpose, on account of Its poor flavor and quality. It Is no doubt true that, to be worthy of a place among our commercial fruits, fresh or canned, this" blackberry must be picked at least every other day, as when overripe it is insipid, even when eaten from the bush, and most unsatisfactory as a table fruit. This matter'aslde, however, .when Mr. Newell says that the canning of an in ferior fruit by an inferior process would be detrimental to the fruit-canning industry In Oregon, he states what Is the very truth. Frult-cannlng on the farm Is all right for home consump tion, and a small or even brisk local trade might, under exceptionally favor able circumstances, be built up by It But the commercial product In the wider sense must have a guarantee of uniformity in quality lhat will be dif ficult, If not Impossible, to secure In the kitchens of a neighborhood, or in a co-operative canning establishment of the go-as-you-please order. Frult-cannlng is more than an ordi nary industry; it is a science, which must be sttidfed and -worked out ac cording to methods approved by expe rience. The competition in this line is sharp. The public has been led step by step to a point where It demands the best, and will be satisfied with noth ing less. Dealers, seeing their opportu nity, study to meet this demand, and in so doing have made the firm name a guarantee for quality. It is manifestly out of the question for farm-canned products, either in fruit or vegetables, ' to compete successfully with a trade that Is built up carefully by experi enced men upon commercial principles. Mr. Newell states the case fairly and succinctly when he says to the horticul turists of Oregon: "Let us proceed by growing the very best fruit possi ble (and no country can grow better), and then establish canneries on a com mercial basis and put out a product that will bring the highest' prices and create a permanent and growing de mand." He adds that neighborhood co operative plants are practical if noth ing better can be secured. This, of course; would depend upon competent management and responsible supervi sion, by which alone uniform excellence of the product could be secured. A FUTILE ATTEMPT. Police officers In a badly Infested district of Baltimore have lately been making crafty attempts to rid that sec tion of fortune tellers and spiritualistic mediums. One officer, in pursuit of this object, has had his fortune told by eight different and "perfectly reliable" medi ums, he, of course, appearing for the "sitting" each time in citizens' cloth ing and as a diligent "seeker after truth." He was told by one that his mother would soon die. Inasmuch as she had died some years ago, the truth seeker bore this prediction with toler able equanimity. Another predicted the same fate for his wife, but, being a single man, he did not purchase a weed for his hat on the strength of this sor rowful prediction. In the rounds, he heard several spirit whispers of acci dents about to befall htm. but as these did not tally In kind, time or place, he was not greatly disturbed. Letters were seen on the way to him, but, as he occasionally gets letters, his ex pectations were not raised to any con siderable pitch by this statement. Finally he was told that a large sum of money was soon coming to him by inheritance, while a deed to some val uable property would also be presented to him. Taking an inventory of the financial standing of his relatives and immediate friends, the truth-seeker de cided that he had heard enough, and, returnlng to police headquarters, he filed Information against each of the fortune tellers, under the statute, as "vagabond and disorderly." There Is nothing new in this sort of an attempt to protect credulous, but earnest and conscientious, people against fraud to which they are con senting parties. There Is probably not a city in the land that has not at some time raised or attempted to raise Its official hand against impostors who traffic in the unknowable and enrich themselves at the expense of the sor rowing or those who are struggling with domestic or business perplexities. Gambling of all kinds has been found very difficult to deal with, and prac tically impossible to exterminate. The reason Is obvious. Those who gamble, either In money or "futures" using this latter term In a broad sense are willing and anxious to make the in vestment, in the hope of satisfactory returns. To protect them against them selves Is practically impossible. Hence they are not only an easy but a sure prey ot the professionals Into whose hands they fall. Laws tor their pro tection are enacted In good faith, but they are -manifestly Inoperative. This Is not to say that such laws should not be enacted. The community Is sup posed to have a conscience, and It ac knowledges a duty In this matter. For these facts the law against gambling and the attempt to interpose protection between fortune tellers and their vic tims stand, although the most (hat they can do is to force cunning eva sions, with now and then a squeal for the return of money unlawfully secured from the- not unwilling participant In the game of fraud. Not by police In tervention, nor yet by "act of Con gress." can these things be gotten rid of, but by elevating the standard of personal responsibility .and the exer cise of self-control. A FLOATING SASITARICM. With all of the proclaimed cures for tuberculosis, the grisly fact remains that there Is no diminution in cases of consumption, nor Is the death rate from this disease sensibly diminished. Pre vention has been found practicable in some Instances where prompt meas ures. Involving money sufficient to carry them out, have been taken, but cure, when once the lung tissues have become Infested by the bacillus of tu berculosis, seems to be as far from realization as ever. This fact does not discourage scientists, however, but in spires them, on the contrary, to re newed effort. Medicines are not relied upon as formerly in dealing with con sumption. They have been largely sup planted by treatment, of which at present living in the open air is the most dependable quality. Such hope as attaches to the cure of this disease hinges upon this treatment, and philan thropy Is bending its most strenuous and sympathetic effort toward the pro vision of sanitariums constructed, for this purpose. Now It Is the cottage system for the Isolation and fresh-air treatment of consumptives in New York City, and now the sanitarium plan Is carried out In the pine barrens of North Carolina and in the bracing hill atmosphere of Pennsylvania. Again, the plateaus of Colorado and New Mexico are chosen as suitable locations for such institu tions, and, latest of all, come two emi nent German specialists. Doctors Mich aels and Maurier, advocating floating sanitariums as offering the best condi tions possible for the arrest of con sumption In Its lnclplency and its relief In more advanced stages. Careful plans have been prepared by an expert for a sailing vessel for this purpose. The object In selecting a craft of this type (which, however, for emergency. Is to be provided with machinery). Is to do away with smoke, the pounding of ma chinery and the odor of oily substances. The district of the northeast trade winds In Atlantic waters offers the best and most favorable conditions for sail ing such a vessel. The Canary Islands have been chosen as the outward desti nation of the trips, which would last from two to four weeks. The climate of this -district has all of the advan tages required: the temperature, day and night. Is about equal, and even the July heats are tempered by the steady northeast winds. That such an arrangement would give a season of relief to consumptive patients cannot be doubted; that It would effect a cure. If long enough con tinued, in incipient cases. Is at least probable. But that relatively few com prising the pale host of sufferers from this disease will ever be able to avail themselves of such means Is certain. Still, If a few lives can be saved and the sufferings of others alleviated, the effort la well worth the cost, as the In ception of the plan Is worthy of pains taking scientists. Its execution will be the task of philanthropy, rendered available, perhaps, through municipal or National indorsement. Its unfold ing will be eagerly scanned by an ap prehensive as well as by a sympathetic multitude. POLYGAMY XOT ORTHODOX 3IOR JIOXISM. The annual conference of the Reor ganized Church of Latter-Day Saints, now In session at Kansas City, Mo., condemns polygamy, declaring that the Book of Mormon forbids the practice. This declaration Is shown to be his torically true by Joseph Smith, president of the Reorganized Church of Latter-Day Saints, the eldest son ot the founder of the Mormon church. The Reorganized Church of Latter-Day Saints was established in 1ES1. in re pudiation of Brlgham Young as the promulgator of the false doctrine of polygamy and the right to shed the blood of apostates. Mr. Smith became president ot the Reorganized Church of Latter-Day Saints In I860. The Mor mon church, as originally organized by Its founder. Joseph Smith, flour ished for fourteen years In New Tork, Ohio, Missouri and. Illinois, always un der legal enactments which forbade polygamy or bigamy and punished any infraction of monogamlc institutions. The organic law of the Mormon church provided that "one man should have one wife, and one woman but one hus band." This church rule was in force unrepealed and without modification at the time when Joseph Smith and his brother. Hyrum Smith, were murdered by an Illinois mob In June, 1S44. The chief cause ot complaint against the Mormons in Missouri was the fact that the greater number of the mem bership were from the East, and that one declaration of their faith and be lief was to the effect that It was wrong for a man to hold his fellow-man In slavery. At that time Missouri was a slave state, and the anti-slavery tenets of the Mormons brought them into po litical dislike. Polygamy had no po litical significance as a disturbing ele ment, for It did not exist in the church at that time. It was not until eight years after the murder of Joseph and Hyrum Smith that, in August, 1S52, plural marriage or polygamy was pro claimed as a part of the belief of that portion of the original Mormon church that had followed the lead of Brlgham Young to Salt Lake. Thousands of those who had been members of the church before the murder of Joseph Smith refused to accept the dogma and the rule ot Brlgham Young connected with it. Congress began to consider the question of the suppression of polyg amy In Utah in 1S66, but no effectual law was passed at that time. Finally the Edmunds blll was enacted, by which polygamy was made a crime, and an active prosecution began under that law. Hundreds of polygamlsts, in cluding leading men In the church, were convicted and punished by fine and im prisonment. .In 1890 a manifesto was Issued by Acting President Woodruff, of the Church of Utah, proclaiming an abol ishment of polygamous marriages. Upon the strength of this abandon ment ot the practice of polygamy. Con gress passed a bill by which Utah be came a state, with the clause both in the enabling act and In the constitu tion of the state that polygamous mar riages were forever prohibited. The construction put upon the phrase "polygamous marriages" left the ques tion in such a condition that persons who had married polygamous wives were left to continue their connection with those wives at the sufferance ot a clause in the state regulations pun ishing such associations as "unlawful cohabitation." Under the Edmunds bill, polygamy is made to mean sim ply the act of marrying more than one woman, and not the living with' more than one woman at the same time as wives, which Is the "plain and most di rect construction given to the word "polygamy." The present condition of affairs to day in Utah Is as follows: There are a number of leading ministers and of ficers of the church in Utah who are living with more than one woman as wives. They are punishable under the state law only for unlawful cohabita tion, and the penalty for such conduct Is a fine so slight that some of these men can easily pay the penalty as often, as their Infraction ot the law results In tangible evidence of their of fense by the birth of offspring. Plural marriages may be performed in the temple in Utah without the officers ot the courts obtaining any proofs of such marriages. Persons may be married in other places than Utah who may al ready have wives In Utah, and. remov ing within the state, may live with two or more on the strength of "such marriage without Involving themselves or the church in a breach of the clause which says: "Polygamous marriages are forever prohibited." President Joseph Smith recites these facts concerning the present situation in Utah and strongly advocates the adoption of an amendment to the Con stitution of the United States prohibit ing the practice of polygamy or plural marriage In the states or territories ot the Union, This amendment needs to be drawn so carefully by Its framers that It will leave no loophole of escape from obedience to its requirements as was left in the Edmunds enabling act by which Utah became a state, and which has been perpetuated In the con stitution under which she was admitted Into the federation of states. This amendment should be so drawn that the plain and most obvious meaning of the word "polygamy" should not fall to be evident and as meaning the living together with more than one woman as wives, as Is now the condition In Utah. Dr. Lorenz, who came over for the purpose, yesterday removed the cast from the leg of Lollta Armour, the young daughter of J. Ogden Armour, of Chicago. The limb had been con fined In the cast since last October, and, being released, was found to be In perfect condition. The little patient walked around the room for the first time In her life, the doctor In close at tendance and the parents happy spec tators. Dr. Lorenz will remain with his patient three or four weeks, at the end of which time he hopes to report a perfect and permanent cure. Great wealth has seldom sown broadcast the hope and cheer in the broad field of humanity that it has scattered In this Instance. Through its means, Mr. Ar mour was able to secure services for his crippled daughter that no man ot moderate means could have secured. Through these services, the way has been opened to the treatment of other unfortunate children afflicted as was this daughter ot the Armours that would otherwise have been Impossible. This represents one of the side bequests of wealth of which humanity Is occasion ally the residuary legatee. When women and girls are forced out Into the wage-earning world, it Is gratifying to the old-fashioned onlooker when they find work at remunerative wages. It is, however, distinctly to the discredit of the men of any sec tion, they being the natural wage earners In civilized life, as the women are the natural home-makers, when a large number of home-makers engage In an Industry that Is exacting and dis agreeable and for which they are in many ways unsulted. Hopplcklng Is not objectionable in this way, unless rain Is falling, since It is outdoor and healthful work, and the season Is short. But work In' a salmon cannery falls distinctly under the head of that which Is unsuitable for women,, and it is not a matter of, congratulation, but quite the reverse, that this class of labor Is being extensively employed In this In dustry. Of course, since these women must work for wages, their right to work In such a place Is unquestioned. But they are to be pitied In that the natural bread-winners of their families permit necessity to drive them Into such a vocation. It Is Incredible that a woman with a baby would, absent-mindedly or other wise, gather up and carry away from its fond owners a dog a' hairless bodied dog at that the most Undogly specimen in the whole catalogue ot ca nine uselessness and unslghtllness. A childless . woman wandering about In search ot something upon which to be stow her defrauded affections might be guilty or this shocking breach of taste and conscience, under the cover of friendly dusk, but not a woman wheeling a baby along the street on a sunny Spring day. No, no! The "well known hairless dog" that disappeared from his home on the East Side the other day must have strayed away. Le,t the woman with a child in a baby buggy who chanced to pass, the home of the "hairless .dog" Just previous to the creature's disappearance be exon erated from the base imputation of having stolen him. The late Rev. Dr. William H. Mil bum, the "blind preacher," was an elo quent and popular lecturer In his prime, and was a most remarkable illustra tion of successful determination-to do superior work in the world despite his loss of sight. It Is true that the his torian Prescott wrote most of his books after he had lost his sight, and Postmaster-General Buxton, of England, was blind. Some men of eminent genius as musical composers have been blind. Philip Marston. an English poet, was blind, and General Bray ton. the political "boss" of Rhode Island, has within the last year become blind. The State Humane Society ot Mon tana very properly protests against the pardon of one John D. Smith, of that state, who was convicted of causing the death of his 8-year-old son by cru elty. The boy, suffering from typhoid fever, was banished to the woodshed, where he died. A case of this kind calls for the extreme penalty of the law as provided for deliberate murder. There would then be no chance for the humanities to be shocked and Justice Insulted by a petition for the pardon of the criminal, A remarkable event was the death at Forest Grove a few days ago at the same hour ot Cyrus Bacon, aged 80 years, and his wife, aged 70. Even kind Nature seldom performs so tender an act as this. An exponent of loneliness In Its dreariest sense Is the aged hus band or wife who long survives the other. VIEWS OF PROFESSOR DELITZSCH To the later editions ot bis second lec ture on "Babel una BlbeV which has raised a commotion In Germany. . Pro fessor Delltzsch has prefixed -an Intro duction, "Zur klaerung." "to clear mat ters up. in this he makes a confession ot faith, which shows that he goes fur ther In the destructive criticisms ot the Old Testament than even in his lecture. On the other hand, his final expressions with regard to Christ seem to Justify the Kaiser's criticism more than did the Inferences drawn from one or two pas sages in the lecture. Here Is a trans lation of the new prefacet who Is this that cometh from Edom. with crimsoned sarin en ts from Boxrahr This that la glorious In his apparel. msn-Mrig In the greatness ot his strength. L Jehovah, that speak In righteousness, mighty to save." Whereto art thou red la thine apparal and tbjr garments ltxe him that treadeth Is the wlnefatT I have trodden the winepress alone; and of the peoples there was no man with me. "Tea. I trod them In mine angsr and trun pled them la my fury. "And their life blood Is sprinkled upom my garments, and I nave stained all my raiment. "For the day of vengeance waa'ln mine heart and the year of my Redeemer Is come. "And I looked and then was none to help, and I wondered that there was none to uphold. "Therefor mine own ana brought salvation unto me; and my fury, it upheld me. "And I trod down the peoples In mine anger, and made them drunk with my fury. "And I poured out their life blood on the earth." Surely, a genuine Bedouin battle-and-trlumph song In Its language, style and thought. Not at au. This saying from Isaiah, lxiiL, Ut, with a hundred other prophetic sayings full ot Implacable hat red against the peoples round about, against Edom and Moab, Assyria and Babylon. Tyre and Egypt, usually mas terpieces of Hebrew rhetoric. Is sup posed to represent the ethical prophecy of Israel, and that, too. In its higher form. These outbursts of political Jealousy, arising out of definite conditions ot the time, and of the passionate " hatred of Ring-past generations, perhaps compre hensible from a human "standpoint, are to serve as a book of religion for guidance' and edification to us also, children of the 30th -century after Christ, and to the Western and christian nations, too. Instead of meditating, "with thank fulness admiring," God's workings In our own people, from the Germanic origins down to this day, out of Ignorance, In difference or blindness, we continue to ascribe to these ancient Israeli tic or acles the quality of a "revelation," which can hold Its ground neither In the light ot science nor In that of religion or eth ics. The deeper I penetrate the spirit of the Old Testament prophetic writings, the more terrified am I at Jehova, who slays the peoples - with his Insatiable sword of wrath; who has but one be loved child, and on the other hand, de livers up all other nations to darkness, to shame and to destruction; who says even to Abraham: "I wilt bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee." I take my refuge In him who In his life and death has taught: "Bless them that curse you." and take shelter, full of confidence and Joy and earnest striv ing for moral perfection, in the God to whom Jesus has taught us to pray, the God who Is a loving and Just father to all men on earth. s. FRIED RICH DELITZSCH. Administration's Greatest Triumphs, New York Evening Post. "The presentation of the law by Attorney-General Knox and his assistant. Mr. Beck, was extremely cogent. Their ar gument was so arranged as not to strike at other Interests, where It was possibla to avoid them. The Government's case was not handicapped by unnecessary weight, and yet It omitted nothing es sential to success on the main point of dissolving the Illegal combination. The law officers of the Government are to be congratulated on a notable victory gained against very able men. backed by a com bination of railway capital In excess ot 1,000,000.000 the largest," perhaps, that the world has ever seen. To President Roose velt this is much the greatest success, not merely accidental, that he has ever gained. It was an accident that made blm President, but It was no accident that he directed the powers of the Gov ernment into the channel which It took in this Judicial proceeding. The United States could alone take the initiative In challenging the legal status of the North ern Securities Company, and It lay In his power to set the machinery In motion to that end, or to withhold it. It is a mat ter ot doubt whether the political bosses who favored Mr. Roosevelt's nomination as Vice-President In order to get rid of him as Government of New York would do their Job the same way again. Paid Ills Burial Dill to Die Honest. New Tork Telegram. Death no longer has any terrors for Sylvester Lent, of Morris. N. Y.. known as the most honest man In the town. He holds a receipt for his funeral ex penses and Is now happy, for, he de clares, he will be as honest dead as he has been In life. Though 90 years old, he is as sprightly as a zaan of half his years, and expects to round out a century. Mr. Lent has worried not a little recently because of the' fact that his funeral expenses would be a debt against his estate. He has always been noted for his pru dence, which has resulted In making him a man ot some wealth, and talked much about the tact that It would take some time for his executors to settle up the estate, so that the undertaker might have to wait for his money. To obviate this Mr. Lent went to the -village undertaker the other day and had him make out a bill for all things neces sary for a funeral, including a handsome co Sin. burial robe and embalming. He already had purchased a tombstone. Re ceipted bills from the undertaker and tombstone maker are now In his strong box, and Mr. Lent says the rest of his life can be spent in peace. i : i t t Albany Democrat. As a reasoner. The Oregonlan overtops an other periodicals, it says Mr. Her mann was let out ot the Land Office at Washington In order to elect him to Con gress. Mr. Hermann was let out before the death of Congressman Tongue be cause he was at outs with the Adminis tration. The Oregonlan, besides being a great reasoner, is somewhat ot a liar. O Soft Spring; Alrsl Harriet Prescott SpoSTord. Come up. come up. O soft Spring airs. Com from your silver shining seas. Where an day long you toss the wave About the low and palm-plumed keys! - Forsake the spicy lemon groves. The balms and olives of the South. And blow across the longing land The breath ot your delicious mouth. Come from thai almond bough you sUr, Toe myrtle thicket where yon sigh; Oh. leave the nightingale, for here The roMn whistles 'far and nigh! For here the violet in the wood Thrills with the fullness you shall take. And wrapped away from life and love. The wild rose dreams and fain would wake. For here in reed and rush and grass. And tiptoe In the dusk and dew. Each sod of the brown earth aspires To meet the sun the sun and you I Then came, O fresh Spring airs! Once more Create the old delightful things. And woo the froxen world agals With hints of bra Ten upon roar wlngsl WILL MAN BECOME OBSOLETE? New York Sun. I newspaper written by women with an occasional little help from men by way of variety. Is soon to appear. We are magnanimous to hope that It win linger long. What Is to be ought to be: and mere man may as well try to make the best cf It. The Chicago Tribune pub lishes, with all too little appreciation of . -I- mA ,n .,..! .. .1.. ....... fJ.wir.lMW U ..V. ,B,V U, WWHIIfti some statistics as to the occupations of Chicago women. As we have predicted with hopeless resignation, they can do kl . . tVln. T-H (-1., - and hammer with the same dexterity witn wrucn tney use neeaie ana pen. Any sort ot work they have not set their nan as at is eiucr unaiiracuva to uea r nas not occurred to mem. Venus has driven her ugly husband from tne. large. Chicago nas two xemaie woodchoppers. "woodchopperesses." we shall have to force our reluctant Hps to say. v,nicago caa rwo lemaie stovemag- i, lujuocriau . a. raiisiauy, .dul k a. u.uvu. cm n I. n i. j , am a town points with mingled prtda and alarm to five women rirwt c,TH,r, A a vr ffc Chicago women are more given to mortar boards than to mortar. Our contempo rary asserts that bollermaklng Is "beside ujo uuuiuoni ot tee Chicago women. Nothing Is beside or above those ambi tions. TtAllerrnAVIno- I ao.arfT1.. ,.- same trade as novelmaklng. a craft prae- I oucceastuiiy Dy many or tne Cook County fair. If there aro no women soldiers, sailors and marines, those soldiers and sailors. wv. it .3 oecauae me x-eaerat government Is behind the tlm nnt hjvfltita n a,,.. want of fitness of the women. A police- u a soiaier. ana some women are policewomen; and there are two Chicago "boatwomen" It bsn-teru, -feat rt cago women are coopers, coke and lime uurncra, nsners. oysierers. miners, quar rymen, wheelwrights. In about every Other hualnPAa th,v e ,rli t r . at this Incomplete list of their employ- Stoclaaitrt. herder and drivers.,. TS Butchers sa Draymen, hackmen and teamsters S8 Livery stable keepers....... a Laborers ........ ........... ......... ,...14i4 Iperhaagers j 8awmlU and planing mill "emplcVes..".!Z 5 Engineers and firemen, stationary..- 8 , " . wi.Tn.u..cJ ................. o Glassworkers 53 Iron and steelworkers . i$i Plumbers, gas and steamfltters..... 3 Machinists 55 Architects, designers and draughtsmen.... S - - ..... ... . )kj Janitors and sextons S33 Watchmen. poUcemen and firemen. ....... 27 Undertakers ...... 1, Bartenders ....... 23 Saloonkeepers 129 Commercial travelers . $7 Bankers and brokers 8 Officials ot banks and companies.. ...... 70 Dentists .............. ................. Ta Journalists ..... . n- Lawyers .. , gg CIlrrvniMi ... ------- ------ ...........,. km Physicians and surgeons .... . B4S StiYZ ?a nairuressers.. ...-. 473 Photographers iu Not Inn v n-n vnm.n wm from almost all these occupations; and mese are only a rew or many. When and whera will thm "ij-mi ,-. i. stopT Never and nowhere. The trouble la only beginning. There are only three wumau caoinetmaicers in Chicago; only two woman distillers and rectifiers; two woman brewers nnrl mitlri-- man potters, two woman brick and tile out me men louts have due warning. The women have sounded their terrible flnnrntu-li m MFAn. -4 r r j nui ttUU business now In the hands of, men. See niwii oecomes 01 tne men m trades upon Which the Trnm on assault. Read the fatal figures: In the list of bookkeepers and accountants there Is one woman to every two men; of stenographers and typewriter-, only lee men are left tO the KMX wnm.n v , ... the field and carried It off In their note books. am oooxDinaers. taere are- 1813 women and only 123J men. The paper-boxmakers number 1038 women, as aralnat 311 m.n . r., . . ... era In schools and colleges there are 7200 women to omy lovi men. What f written t f , n Ttrv.t 1 - . l. ... uu happened will happen. The big smith patting, his right biceps complacently wubBuuu m out oi a joo. xr ne as handy and good natured, perhaps Mlsa or Mrs. will let him heln srtmir thn ihnn tt.. shoemaker can bite his nails and pegs In oisgusi. iiis occupation's gone. Jump oft that car, motorman; go home and learn to rook unA rtr ht M,,tr,iin. .1 lullaby and take the twins to the 'park. auur wue win dc tne onver or the elec tric charger. Policeman that was. those big whiskers will be convenient for baby to play tug-of-war with. Go home before tA . . jwu. otuo juu away irom the corner: The Queen Is In the oSice, Earning of the money; The King Is in the nursery. ' Playing Jacks with Bonny. fATl TirpftTT man will oah K 1 , J ... .- ... iwuu us- UU1.1UU1CU of his little brief authority. He will be a tii. o. lummcniary process, we can hear Hiss Dr. Jenner-Hunter comparing him to the vermiform appendix. The Bible and the Schools. Washington Post. It is announced In a news dispatch from San Francisco that State Attorney-General Webb has rendered an official opin ion declaring the use of the Bible In the public schools of California to be uncon stitutional. Not only may teachers not use scriptures as text-books, but even reading from them, as Is the custom fre quently at the opening exercises, is barred. Forty years ago an event like that happening In any part of the country would have created wild excitement. Now the action of California's principal law official will stir up few protests. It has come to be generally accepted that under the Constitution ot the United States, which guarantees equal rights to all reli gions and all shades of belief, the Bible should not be read to the schools. The Tariff Must Be Modified. Rochester Herald. The people understand that the very principle under which protection of labor by tariff Is urged presupposes and re quires a readjustment ot tariff rates from time to time to meet varying situations and conditions. They might possibly be disposed to assent to the general state ment that it should be readjusted by Its friends rather than by Its enemies, but the voters of this land will not long allow It to be used as a check to fair competi tion as a mere monopolistic tool, and If its friends will not modify It, then its ene mies will be given an opportunity to do so. And we have all heard ot the gentle man who once cut off a dogs tall half an Inch behind its ears. An April Morning. Eben E. Rexford, in Home and Flowers, This morning when I woke I heard The low, sweet chatter of a bird Beside my window, where so long I've missed the music of the song That filled last Summer with delight. And saw a sudden, arrowy flight A fish ot blue that soars and sings A bit of heaven itself on wings. "The bluebird has come back!" I cried. And flung the window open wide. I leaned across the mossy sIlL And heard the laughing little rill That comes but once a year, and stays Through-tie brltf round of April days. Then, when its banks with bloom are bright. It seems to vanish In a night. The old Spring gladness Ailed the air. I breathed It. felt It everywhere. How blue the sky wast and a tint Of color that was but a hint Of "green things growing" greeted me Along the willows by the lea. And I could feel, and almost hear. The quickened pulses of the year. A warm south wind that seemed a draught Of wine the-sweetest ever quaffed Blew round me, bringing balmy smells That made me dream of pimpernels. And arbutus blooms In ptnewood nooks. And gay wake-robins by the brooks. And I waa happy as the bird Whose heart with Spring's swift Joy was sumo. ,' K0TE-AND COMMENT. It didn't rain In Oakland yesterday. More hard luck. Maybe after all the Irish question will be settled by Englishmen. - Maybe we. could win If we could Induce Oakland to play both Portland teams. WeU. WhV Shouldn't A. ifLnirrt nnll- tlcian make a raise out of baking powder? The baking-powder murder Is out and MUsouri. like Oregon, la ahy a Lieutenant-Governor. You should snit. not exneetorate. President Roosevelt. Gentlemen on mir spittoonless street-cars will please N. B. The mountain lions ehow the same ren- rehene4ble diffidence about coming for ward and being shot as the MIssIssIddI bears. The largest freight vessel In the world was launched yesterday to ply on the largest ocean on earth. She'll look bigger when empty than when. loaded: so the Puget Sound papers will still have some thing to brag about. It Is stated that one ot the local street car managers observed a man with a Panima hat on the other day, and imme diately ordered out the open cars, think ing that Summer had come. What the street-car man saw was in all probabil ity a white felt headgear, which he mis took In the mist for. the straw variety. The Rustler," published at Holt, Clay County, Mo., announces the marriage of a sister ot the editor, and accompanies it with an editorial, surrounded with black lines, beginning thus: The bride Is a sister ot the editor of this ca per and a well-educated, and, until this event in ner career, a highly respected and esteemed young lady The groom U the son of a well-known dis reputable character near here, and Is an all around good-for-nothing fellow. "How It can be possible," the editor proceeds, "for one to drop from a high planS socially, mentally and morally to spend a life of poverty with the infamous and depraved, is something we can only wonder at, but cannot answer." He takes himself very seriously, in deed, for he says further: It would have been, indeed, a pleasure com pared to this, to hare stood beside her cofiln, knowing that while she wsa lost, she was )ost unstained. And to her family she Is com pletely lost. Just as It there were written In the family Bible, "Josephine Hockaday, died M4rch 31. 1803." And the page ot mourning is closed thus: We are deeply grateful to our friends for their kind expressions and sympathy, and on behalf ot the entire family tender our grateful appreciation. The brother-in-law evidently hasn't much etuff In him. There has been no additional tragedy. A Curb on Speech-Making;. New York Mall and Express. ' It seems that the time has come when Americans occupying public or quasi pub lic positions ought to be relied upon If not to act wisely on all occasions, at least to refrain from talking foolishly when it Is not necessary to talk at all. There are too many speeches delivered In Con. gress with the Idea of telling King, Kai ser. Czar or foreign President that we Americans have no use for any rulers except our own particular brand. There are too many impertinent resolutions is suing from Legislatures or aldermanle chambers Informing .outlancTTarllaments that they are not treating their own peoples as they should. We could spare some of the grandiose newspaper calcu lations as to the sort of havoc our vol unteer soldiers would make of the con scripts of the dual or triple alliance af ter we had armed, equipped and trained them. We could even spare a few of the odious International comparisons as to ar mament and military effectiveness ema nating from those bluff old seadogs and grizzled war veterans of ours men, to re verse a famous line, ."who never did a foolish thing and never said a wisdom." The Fountain at Lstkewood. New York World. Whoever visits the country horn ot George Gould at Lakewood admires the beautiful new emblematic fountain Just completed at the left of the house. It is In the center of the sunken gardens that Mr. Gould has been constructing for several years, and when illuminated by electricity at night makes a. mystical and charming picture. The fountain cost C0. 000. and was designed by Architect Bush Price, of -this city. The sculptor was Massey G. Rhlnd. who made the fountain at the State House at Hartford, Conn. The bowl of the fountain Is SO feet In diameter, and the heroic figure of Nep tune is of bronze, while the horses and nymphs are of white marble. Around the figure are six large Jets of water that spring into the air and flash In a dozen different colors as they fall back upon the figures. Next Bummer the fountain will be still more beautiful because of the aquatic plants that are being cultivated la the pools about It. Rapid and Good Firing. Philadelphia Record. The gun crews on our warships aro doing some extraordinary accurate shoot ing of late. On the Illinois, firing at a stationary target while the vessel was moving, a score of 12 hits out of 13 shots was made with her 13-lnch guns at a distance of five miles. The gunners of the Iowa, steaming at 12 knots past a stationary target, made 30 hits out ot 30 shots with 6-pounder rapid-fire guns. This feat was accomplished by three gun crews, each having 10 shots. It beats all records. At San Francisco on Tuesday the submarine torpedo boat Grampus dis charged a torpedo at a range ot 3S0 yards and struck a stationary target squarely In the center. Anything like this ac curacy of fire during a naval engage mentwhen as a rule one shot In twenty makes a bit would make the American battle-ships the terror of the seas. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGRAPITEnS "Madam, I caught your husband making lore to my wife." "Oh, lovely! Then he hasn't for gotten bowl" Life. Wife (looking op from paper) What was "Hobsoa's choice," anyway T Husband Mri. Hobsos. I suppose. Chicago Dally News. "And so Professor Gustavus has at last dis covered the missing link! Where did he find Itr' "Under the bureau, I understand." Bal timore Kews. She I noticed every time they cheered or yelled the speaker took a long drink of water. He Tes. he was trying to help them drown his voice. Tonkers Statesman. Mr. Mann My. but you're a fright la those things. Where's the cook? Mrs. Mann Shi Don't disturb her. She's taking her plana les son In the parlor. Chelsea (Masa) Gasette. The Maid What makes yon chew your mus tache so. BeggleT Are you fond of discourage ment; The Thing Discouragement awt The Maid Tea: feeling down In the mouth, you know. Harvard Lampoon. Fumer Gee whlu! What sort of a cigar is this! Giwer Oh! I bought it for a nlckeL I don't Just recall the brand, but I think it was named after soma bum actor. Fumer Ah I no wonder It won't draw. Philadelphia Press. Visitor Tea say yon call your horses Biscay and Bengal. Aren't those decidedly unusual names for horses T Farmer Ef the Joggrasea hain't changed sence I got my schoolla'. them's mlgbtly good names tor a pair o' big bays. Baltimore American. T always had suspicions of that man," said Senator Sorghum, resentfully. To afraid ha is willing to accept pecuniary considerations for his Influence." "Worse than that- He al ways wants three or four times as much as hla Infiucnca is worth," Washington. Star,