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The cattle disease known as "lumpy jaw," now affecting the herds of Baker I County, Is one of the forms of murrain, Jon;; known and so-called In modern times; In ancient times named various ly, but always presenting1 the same general features or characteristics. This form of murrain Is usually known under the name of anthrax lit erally, a coal, or burning coal, from the malignity oT the tumor. A form of It affects horses, and Is very fatal. It la analagous to the bubonic plague, so called, that has always been a scourge of man; but perhaps not directly com municable between man and beast though this has been a subject of con troversy. Anthrax probably is the same cattle plague mentioned In Ex odus, and certainly the same described In the Georglcs of Virgil. It has been known in England from early Saxon times, and Is believed to be a product largely of physical conditions of climate and soil. Usually the progress of the disease Is very rapid. In the animals affected the tumors have affinities for certain parts In particular the lower Jaw of the bovine species, though by no means confined to this locality. Almost as soon as attacked the tissues mortify; high fever accompanies the disease, and, of course, the distress during- the invasion or progress is extreme. Often the ani mal perishes in a few hours. If the flesh of animals Infected be eaten by man there Is grave danger. In various countries there are records of great mortality in the human race, ascribed with more or less confidence to this cause. It would be interesting to inquire what the physical conditions are In those localities In Baker County where this disease Is prevalent. It has always been observed that In marshy districts, in basins with no drainage, where there are impervious subsoils, this murrain has been most common. This would carry the Idea that the disease may be developed or generated from the phys ical conditions of particular localities; and yet observation seems to prove that if it is generated In such way. It is propagated only through contagion. The only sure way to check It is to kill and bury all animals affected with it, and completely to isolate the herd wherein It has appeared. At different periods of history, during many centu ries, there has been prodigious mortal ity among cattle from this disease; and that Its prevalence In Eurofe Is now less than formerly Is due wholly to the energetic measures employed to extir pate it wherever It may appear. T1M12 TO ACT. ilr. Olmstead's visit Is suggestive of no very pleasing reflections upon the local situation and outlook as to park matters. In our half century and more occupation of one of the most beautiful natural sites In the whole world, we have almost nothing to show a visitor like Mr. Olmstead, excepting what we have dono to mar the beauty of Nature. Our "City Park" on the hill is. indeed, fine in a way; but Its way is too limited both as to size and to the extent of its development. The old "plaza blocks" are excellent as breathing spaces, but nothing has been done to beautify them excepting to plant a few rows of trees. Our so-called "park blocks" are mere open tracts "calf pastures," as they have been called with some point. With a beautiful natural situation, variety In elevation, native forest, water in abundance, a prolific soil and a climate which makes everything grow, we have no park system which does not need to be apologized for. We have nothing absolutely nothing out Flde of a few private places, which speaks of taste and liberality. This, too, in the face of the most extraordi nary opportunities. And it is not due to meanness or the lack of public spirit. There has never been a time when Portland has failed to put its hands Into Its pockets liberally In support of any meritorious public purpose when proper appeal has been made; and the reason we have no parks worthy the name is not because we are either poor or mean, as a stranger might well be lieve, but because no digested, concrete and satisfactory plan for a park system has ever been proposed. There has been a lot of talk about parks trom time to time no end of talk but It has for tho most part been along negative lines, and Its general effect has been rather to Irritate tho public mind than to help it to the practical end of get' ting some good thing done. Now while Mr. Olrastcad is here, end while the public mind, through the interests connected with the Lewis. and Clark Fair Is drawn to the betterment of the cityis a good time to take up the park question in 'earnest- By all means, we ought to get ilr. Olmstead to make a careful study of our situa tion and conditions and give us a plan. tell us what to do. It is not neces sary, indeed. It is not desirable, that we should go at the actual work of park making after the wholesale method. But we ought to have a general scheme. a plan to work to something- to hang the swivel on, as Llsh Applegate used to say. And if. Mr. Olmstead Is the man he is reputed to be, he is Just the man for the work. The tune must come and soon, we fear when opportunities for beautify ing the city will not be so fortunate as they are now. Already the current price of $3 per cord for firewood has robbed the hillsides to the west of half their beauty and distinction; and un less something shall be done to pre serve what remains, we sliall troon have lost for all time the foreit trees which so glorify our landscape. It Is, indeed, time we should know what we want and what we must preserve in the way of natural features, time we had a fixed Ideal In mind and a definite plan to work to. TUB GREAT PARADOX. Senator Hoar observes the variety In Jefferson, but perceives not the con trariety. He calls him an oracle; he should call him a paradox. It Is not that Jefferson's multitudinous outgiv ings supply materials for every political creed, after the fashion of Holy Writ, for this is a mere matter of form. Jef ferson's contradictions are not of mere form, but of substance. His was not the infinite variety of the versatile; it was the incompatible divergence be tween East and West. Jefferson was our great American paradox. He was In practice an aristocrat, but democratic in theories. He bought and sold negroes, yet announced the equal ity of man. He interpreted the Consti tution to forbid extension of the Union, yet he annexed Louisiana. His theory led to free trade, his practice to protection. Though Jefferson was gifted with In sight as to the political Importance of Louisiana and Oregon, he had no con ception of the Inevitable development of our Industrial civilization. The United States of the twentieth century was to him a Nation of planters. He could conceive no emergency that would require the services of a po liceman. He saw the froth upon the stream of time. Its bubbles of political and social dreams, but the current of economics, as history revealed It, was to him a closed book. To this day it Is a question whether Jefferson contributed to his country more good than harm. He was our greatest expansionist, yet he was the father of secession and' the author of the Civil War. Abolition took its texts from his writings, yet In 1S61 the sec od ors offered no other Justification, pre tended no other, than his Kentucky resolutions. Greatest of expansionists he was; yet on his principles no nation could hold together. TUB TROLLEY A 51 CANS OF GRACE. The application of steam to railway and water transportation revolution ized the social and business life of the nineteenth century, and the astonish ing spread of the electric trolley car promise to be only second to steam In the working of social changes In our life today. We do not a: predate the enormous Influence of the extension of electric railway travel In Oregon, for outside of Portland the object lessons are few, but In the small, thickly pop ulated states of the North Atlantic sea board, the electric trolley has become so largely extended that It has seri ously reduced the business of the steam railways, and forced them to lower their suburban fares to meet Its com petition. Twenty years ago there was not a trolley line In the United States; ten years' ago electric cars had not yet replaced the old city horse-car lines, but today thousands of miles of trolley tracks traverse the hills and dales of the Eastern States. In Western Mas sachusetts alone there are more than 600 miles of rails. The out-of-the-way hill towns have been Invaded and waked out of their long sleep Into new and vigorous life. Electric cars now carry milk and fruit Into market. The City of Springfield, Mass., by means of its trolley lines, has become the trad ing center for 250.000 people living within a radius of fifteen miles. Trolley excursions on Sunday and holidays form one of the strong sup ports of the trolley companies. The dally newspaper, through the trolley, baa supplanted weekly papers In hun dreds of the small hill towns. Hun dreds of people last Summer made the trip to Boston by electric lines from Springfield and Worcester. A ride of 160 to 170 miles Is taken from Spring field to Greenfield, via Worcester and Fltchburg; and back again. Western Massachusetts will add to its present 600 miles of electric lines an additional 150 miles, traversing a section of the state that Is remote from the steam railroads, whose people now reach the outside world with difficulty. There are residents of these small, quiet towns who never rode on steam rail ways, and the trolley will make these beautiful, quiet hill towns the Summer homes of city people. A trolley line from Hartford, Conn., to Worcester, Mass., will be in operation by next year. The trolley In the old states of the East is taking the place of the public carriage and the bicycle, and Is supplanting the parcel delivery and the regular passenger train. The cars are clean, there are no cinders, no smoke, and the pleasant trip is through country inaccessible to the steam rail road. From Boston a ride of seventy five miles can be taken by trolley. It is impossible to exaggerate the so cial change that has been and will be accomplished by the extension of tfie trolley. In Boston It has transplanted the occupants of crowded, noisome lodging-houses to suburban cottage homes, where the children see grass and trees, and the parents have that privacy that Is' essential, not only to domestic happiness, but to morality. Crowded tenement houses always pro mote quarrels and vicious habits, and the trolley, like the steam railway. Is a Christian missionary wherever it goes. The Influence of the trolley upon the mental, moral and industrial con dition of dull, isolated hill towns re mote from the steam railway Is awak entng, uplifting and energizing- In every respect. The dull, sleepy little towns. through this Invasion of then Isolation, can no longer avoid observation. The coming of S Unimex boarders brings a largo Increase of business and fur nish ea the backward village with a standard of comparison that is-at once a reproach and an Inspiration to a lethargic community hitherto wedded to the idols of the Indolent Ephralras of rustic life. This social revolution that is hems wrought br the trolley all over New England, the Middle States and the West is not yet visible to our great state of magnificent distances to any great extent outside of Portland and its vicinity, but it Is sure to come. Within fifty years the trolley lines wlU t greatly multiplied in Oregon. If it pays to invade the little, dull hill towns of New England with trolley lines. It will pay at no very distant day to tap our small towns that are remote from the great steam railroads. and the -wretched character of our country roads win hasten the extension of the trolley. In fact, the rapid extension of the trolley has greatly retarded the Im provement of the public highways mrougnout the country. The farmer who can send his milk, his fruit and light produce to market by the trollev is less disposed to move strongly for me construction of improved high ways, and by the trolley much that the farmer buys In the city can be deliv ered. The wretched condition of the country roads in Winter in our climate will promote the extension of the trol ley to the small towns at present In accessible to the steam railways. When our half million of population has be come a million, we shall see the rapid extension of the trolley cars, and when this takes place we shall see the same social changes that are evident at the East and Middle West, The trolley car will be as effective a Christian mis sionary and Industrial reformer to our dull little towns as It has been to those of New England. BRYA"C TO THE BOOTH. It is with something of a shock and no little pain that we observe in Mr. Bryan's Jeff ersonlan remarks at Wash ington a most pointed rebuke to a sec tion of the country which has been most loyal and .devoted. In his support. His undisguised reference to negro dis franchisement Is as follows: Jefferson recognized that tho Christian re ligion rested upon love, and thai love Is the very antithesis et brute force. It Is weU re membered that the Declaration of Independence It-elf rests upon the same foundation which supports our religion, love, and those who deny the doctrine of human brotherhood ar not apt to respect the creed of lnallenabla rights and natural equality embodied In the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of ths United 8lates. At the outset the eulogist is .apparent ly thinking of lynching. He lands ef fectively on the time-honored Institu tion of stake-burning In his invocation of the Christian religion and his un qualified censure of brute force. He clearly leaves us to infer that negro massacres, with such accompaniments as kerosene oil and fights for relics, are Incompatible with either our religious or our political Ideals. His remarks are unobjectionable, perhaps, in the ab stract, but in the South, where' these things are taken seriously and person ally, they are certain to raise a storm of protest. But Mr. Bryan's chief concern Is not so much humanity as politics; and on the general subject of political equality he emits no uncertain sound. "Those who deny the doctrine of human broth erhood" (an obvious euphemism for "white supremacy" and "nigger rule"), he says, "are not apt to respect the creed of Inalienable rights and natural equality embodied In the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States." The expression "Inalienable rights," of course, can only refer to the elective franchise, which has been taken from the negro by force and fraud throughout the South. As for the reference to the Constitution, we understand Mr. Bryan to refer to the. fourteenth and fifteenth amendments, to whose enforcement he thus unflinch ingly adheres. Opinions must necessarily differ as to the correctness of Mr. Bryan's views and as to the wisdom of their precipita tion Into the already agitated mael strom of the Southern question. With out undertaking to declare positively for or against either side in this some what delicate controversy, we venture a few figures which may throw light upon the general bearing of the Ne braskan's speech. It appears that the Democratic party Is under present ob ligation to the South about as follows: UNITED STATES SENATE. Republicans 57 Democrats from the North s Democrats from the Sooth 27 HOUSE OF ItEPRES EXTATTVES. Republicans ...... ..................... ...2A& Democrata from the North... M Democrats from the South 122 GOVERNORS. Republicans .......27 Democrats In the North .....- -4 Democrats In the South , 14 With all due regard for the peril In which Mr. Bryan places himself, there fore, by offering to do without all but thirteen of the electoral votes he re ceived In 1900. we can but commend his general Indictment of Southern politics. It Is only there that the dread menace of Bryanlsm acquires any seriousness. WAS HE I5DISPEXSABLET This day thirty-eight years ago Abra ham Lincoln died. He was a very great man, and through patience and tact, supported by moral faith, he did a very great work. Whether he was the one man who could have carried the coun try safely through Its great crisis has been debated. He did it, certainly, and certainly many another would have failed. But probably it Is too much to say that he was the one-indispensable man. The North had superior resources, but the South had a tremendous energy. No people ever struck harder for Inde pendence. Lincoln's chief merit lay In the skill with which he kept the North practically united for the work. Herein Is where many another man would have failed. Lincoln had a balance of Judg ment, between extremes, that never failed. He keDt the moral asrects of the struggle at the front, yet did not fall Into mere moral theories and set policies. Again, his Inflexible public In tegrity was perhaps the source of his greatest support. Had he ever been suspected of selfish ambition or polit ical duplicity or partisan trickery, there would have been a. revolution at the North before the war had obtained three years of life. All the people of the North were not sure that Lincoln was a great statesman, but all were absolutely sure that he was an utterly unselfish, pure-minded patriot, who was incapable of using his position or his opportunity to play the part of an im perious .dictator or a corrupt tyrant. So not only the Republicans, but the War Democrats, of the North trusted him though there was much In his ' policy that the latter did not approve. At no time, in no place, is it wise to aseert-ttat any ra&a la "tn-aieueSBftMe." Tet certainly It was remarkable fortune that placed Lincoln at the head of the country and kept him there, during the period of the Civil War. The Gypsy camp that has been estab lished la the northeastern part ot the city presents an aggregation of- filth and squalor that is very seldom found In proximity with decent civilized life. It. Is, besides, big- with the possibilities of crime and shadowed by vice of the most disgusting order. It presents a company of human animals men, women and children of alien race and language, densely Ignorant, of vagrant habits and wolfish appetites, unclean, superstitious, impudent and unques tionably thievish propensities. Being so utterly repulsive to every sense of decency, the creatures of this camp would be as harmless as any other equal number of vagrants but for a subtle curiosity that they excite and to which they pander In the role of "fortune-tellers." Strange as It may seem, there are those In every com munity who believe In the pre posterous pretensions ot these mal odorous vagrants, place In the dirty palms outstretched the maglo piece of silver and listen to preposterous prophecies. It Is Impos sible to protect foolish people from in dulging in folly of this type as long as the temptation is within .reach. In the interest of such persons, therefore, as well as for the protection of the community from the predatory pro pensities of these nomadic creatures, they should be kepi on the move. It Is not neighborly, perhaps, to push them on, but it Is In accordance with selfish ness, the ruling Instinct In human na ture, and In such cases a protective In stinct as well. In the meantime, since they are said to be holding large recep tions, with children as their curious guests, it would be a matter of pru dence lor parents to be on the alert lest perchance mischief may follow not only the presence, but the departure, or this wandering band. The statement of Dr. Titus Munson Coan that "the average stature of men eminent for Intellectual achievements in modern times is p feet 106 inches" needs verification, and In our Judgment it cannot be substantiated. Borne men of' supreme intellectual power, like Na poleon, were of very short stature, and so few of the Intellectual men of mod ern times have been tall men that the claim of an average of 5 feet 106 Inches seems to us extravagant. Outside of Washington. Jefferson and Lincoln, few of our public men eminent for high Intellectual achievements have been tall men. John Adams, John Qutncy Adams, Hamilton, Burr, van Buren, Stephen A. Douglas, Stanton, Grant, John A, Andrew and Sheridan were short men, and Webster, while a finely propor tioned man, did not exceed 5 feet 10H in stature. In the Old World Welling ton was,, like Napoleon, of low stature; so were- Nelson, Voltaire, Gibbon, Burke, G rattan and Curran. William III, Luxemburg. Frederick the Great, Conde. Prince Eugene, Alexander Asr nese, Suwarrow, Turenne, Cltve and Moltke were of short stature and incon spicuous for superior bodily develop ment. Peel, Fox, Gladstone, Macaulay and Thiers were all short men. Wash ington was tall and muscular, but bad a weak voice and weak lungs. Dr. Coan needs to print a list of his men of modern times eminent for Intellect ual achievement before the Intelligent reading public will believe that their average stature was S feet 10H inches. The Indictment for malfeasance in of fice against Mayor Humes, of Seattle, as lodged, after Infinite labor and pains, by the grand Jury, has been de clared worthless by Superior Judge BelL The order for a call of the grand Jury to Investigate rumors of munici pal corruption was issued by the court thai finds nothing In the returns. The charge upon which the indictment was based was the failure of Mayor Humes to perform his sworn duty In enforcing the laws against gambling and other vices that ran riot In the city. Thus ends another farce In municipal reform. The spasms of assumed virtue are usu ally violent while they last, but they are seldom fatal to the vice which in spires them or to the political regime under which they take place. The Se attle reform programme has .been long drawn out. The taxpayers will pay, first and last, a pretty sum for its pre sentment. No doubt, however; they will be relieved to find that municipal corruption has not found lodgment In their beloved city, and that "gambling and other vices" have only existed there In the minds of would-be reform ers, certain official busy bodies and mu nicipal and conscienceless scandal mongers. Having been properly re buked, these persons will now hide their diminished heads. On with the dance! The wretched creature, John de Falco, who committed a most brutal crime in this city some weeks ago, and was upon trial sent up for life for man slaughter, succeeded, with the aid ot a dull knife. In making his term of lm prisonment exceedingly, short. Utterly bereft of responsibility, and of suicidal as well as homicidal bent, he would have made an end to his own life when he killed his wife, had not a well-meaning but mistaken person rescued him for trial, conviction and subsequent self-murder. There Is little cause for regret in the death of such a man, though the manner of It may be shock ing. When any human being reduces life to a mere condition of existence dominated by Vicious Impulses, the sooner he abandons the pretense of llv Ing the better for all concerned. What-sort of tipple do they brew on Bam field Creek, In the vicinity of Bar ley Sound! Nothing "that fables, yet have feigned or fear conceived, gor- gons .and hydras and chimeras, dire, have surpassed In horror ot Imagina tion the sea serpent with "the head of a horse and -a. body sixty feet Ion?.' which Is said t5 disport In the waters of that region. " Even the fierce fire water of civilization, distilled and mixed for the purposes of trade with the Indians ot Barley Sound, and drunk to excess, could scarcely conjure from out the deep so Incredible, a .monster. The officers of the. Barafleld'.cable sta tion should bo . induced Vat once to change their tipple. When a debt of" $17,560 on a church building In' this city can Te wiped out. with an Easter contribution as the re sult of, a quiet canvass of ten days, no further evidence of the return of pros perity Is needed. Contribution of this kind are sot made when people are in financial straits. VIEWS OF TARIFF REVISION Ab IndeAatte Postponement, Peoria- -Journal. Secretary Root la sxttlar worse and worse. He says that the tariff should, be revised. -only by a Coaxresa that Is not playing politics, This .would ts. puitteg oft revision until tne amveu ot is tauiwunm. and that Is a Utile farther than any oae else has gone. Let-Alone Better Than Kevlaloiw Louisville Courier-Journal. The second rule laid down by Mr. Root Is that the tariff most be revised by its friends. By that he means the friends of trusts and monopolies. The. country has already had far too' much ot this sort of reviaiori. which always " means- another turn of the screw m the direction of shel ter for mononolles. It would be a great deal better for the tariff to be left as It Is than to have It revised by the sort or friendo represented "by Mr. Root. They would be certain to make it worse. President la All Rlsht. Philadelphia Press It Is plain from his discussion that the President haa eqmo to the view that a cenerel revision ot the tariff before the Presidential election it Inadvisable, lie would not precipitate the uncertainty which such a movement would create. He would not 1st tha tariff become the foot ball of a. political contest. But be w6uld make the American poople feel that they can rely on the friends of tne tana to make such modifications' as may be shown to be wise and required in the general interests. Hi speecn outlines a policy on which his party can agree, and on which it can safely enter on the Presidential campaign. Be nosesVat Any "Rate. Chicago Record-Herald. But the party and Administration to which Secretary Root belongs are com mitted to a revision of the taxi ft schedules to adaDt-.them to present Industrial and. economic conditions.. The "Iowa- Idea" was triumDhant m the Western ana Northwestern States In the last Con- eresilonal election. The people are dis posed, to take the party at Its word in characterizing the tartff as' a business and economic proposition, to De cnangeu ac cording to the needs or our changing in dustrial conditions. Do the Republican leaders mean to abandon this position? Are the apprehensions ot Secretary Root aa voiced before tbe Home Aiarxei jjud to be taken as an intimation that the present administration does not favor a buslnoes-IIke readjustment of the tariff schedule! If so. the party should be hon est with the people in its forthcoming Natlonalplatform. President and Secretary. New York Evening Post. In the same breath with his Intimation that he means to make a very polite and lady-like use of tlx weapon' against trusts which Congress gave him. Mr. Roosevelt announces that he win not touch the really deadly- weapon of -tariff revision. As tan as he is concerned, the tariff-protected trusts may continue to hide behind the Dlagley law and Utilize lta aid in rjrevlns: mon the consumer. The President is not willing to go even as far as Secretary Root, and admit the pos sible need of legislation to prevent the tariff from being abused trusts, and to compel them to sell their "goods at homo as cheaply aa acroaaor, at any rate, at. a "fair" price. Mr. "Roosevelt pushes all, this away, with schoolboy eock-suranesa. as a plan for "putting an end to the prosperity of the country." As for Mr., Root, he -assumes the prophetic air In tariff marKrs with singular ill grace. Con gress threw back his Cuban tariff bill in his face and mangled his Philippine schedules out of all recognition. Had he followed his own teachings, he would have 'realised that the Immutability of the Dlagley schedules Is hard fact, and would have- saved his official' shins. The Forgotten Tariff Commission. , New York Times. If Mr. Roosevelt's proposition ot last year had been adopted In good faith.- and It there were In session today a commis sion ot competent investigators who should take up the question ' of exact amount paid for the labor In a yard of doth, a ton of ore. a pound ot metal, a pound of hides, or in any usual unit ot commodities that are taxed when Import ed, there Is not a particle ot reason to suppose that, this amount would not be found In the great body of Instances lower In this country than In any from which we import. Had he carried out the sensible notion he brought forward last year he could easily have tested the mat ter In the most convincing manner. That would have involved no surrender of the "principle" be lays down as the funda mental ground of the protective tariff. On the contrary It would have secured Its honest application or the proof of what Its honest application required, wny aia ho not carry out that Idea? Why is he this year talking with tedious emphasis about the danger ot disturbing the tar iff T The way to avoid a violent disturb ance of the tariff is to reform it gradu ally and In time. This he saw a year ago, and he wished to dd It- Why Is he now echoing the foolish sophistries of the petted monopolists? Is It that the conven tion of next year casts Its baleful shadow -before, dims his Intellect, cools his cour age, and turns a wise. Intrepid, faithful statesman into an anxious aspirant for a nomination? Bearing; on the Trusts. New Tork Journal of Commerce. Excessive duties which exclude all chance ot foreign competition unquestion ably make Inordinate prices -possible in the domestic markets It combinations are formed to keep them up by suppressing. domestic competition. Tnat is exactly what "trusts" are created for, and it Is exactly what they are accomplishing. It Is high protection and consequent high prices, with the potency of enormous profits, that has Induced these combina tions with their innatea capital, ana it is what maintains them- in pushing: more and more to a monopoly control ot even the 1 arc est of the "protected Industries.' It Is this that enables them to effect their boasted economies and efficiencies of pro duction without giving anybody the bene fit but the sharers In their profits, and to spread the proceeds thick over their exnanaeu securities, xnia neing tne case. tho removal of duties, or their, reduction to a legitimate level where complete re moval might allow some frail structures to collapse which are worth saving, would bet a most effectual remedy for the evils which tho excessive duties have borne and fostered, and would destroy nothing but the power of a few to extract ex cessive gains from the substance of tha many. It might wring the water out of some diluted stocks and let the wind from inflated "securities." but it would de stroy no actual capital; It would not Inv poverlsh our soil, exhaust our mines, dry up our lakes and rivers, paralyze our enerdea or leave our people Impoverished In the midst of an abundance that it only required Intelligence and Industry to grasp. A Troublesome Dispatch. London Express. A Genoa paper tells this delightful story, at Americas expense. When the Duke of Veragua the descend ant of Christopher Columbus, visited Chi cago,, he inquired at a telepragh office the charge for a telegram, to the City of Columbus of ten words. Fifteen cents. answered, the official, "not Including- the signature, which is wired free.' Whereupon the Duke- wired-. "Mayor. Columbus: Bhall visit your city next Monday oc Tuesday." And he cacned it: "Cristobal Colon de Toledo y Larreategul de la Cerda Ramirez da Baquedanoy Ganta Almlrante y Ale- dantado Mayor de las Judlas, Marques de Jamaica. Duque-de Veragua y de la Vera. Grande de spana. Senator del llelno. Ca bellero da la Inslgne orden del Tolsen 'Oro Gran Cruz de la Conception de Vlla- Tlclosa, oentli HcEcbre de C&saara .del Key de. Ifiopana." THE IESS0S OF SitFISSXESS. Reflections, on -the Manner In Which Hermann's Opponents Throw Thelr,Opportnnlty. Away. Salem Journal. Judge' .Eddy, of Tillamook County. voiced arereat truth In his speech with drawing the five 'votes ot Tillamook io.uniy irons tne majority mat was in control of the 'Eugene Republican Con gressional convention. He said that owing to too great sel fishness, the various candidates bad been unable to agree on any bne. ot their number as the candidate to be nomin ated In place of Blazer Hermann. For three hours Hermann lacked ten votes of enough to nominate. The field contained three candidates, any one 01 whom would have been a splendid rep resentative of the RepuBllcan party as the nominee of the convention. The convention wanted a .new man for Congress. The majority did nof want Hermann, but were compelled to laxe him because there was not enough un selfishness In the field to harmonize the majority. Either Marlon. Linn or Jackson couia and should have had thit nomination, for Congress, and therq Is -no good rea son why -they did not get it, but the central cause of failure was as Judge Eddy said, unreasonable selfishness of the aspirants. This Is a bard thine; to say. and The JournaUwould not say It but for the pur pose of impressing our younger poll ticlms with the lesson for their benefit and-Improvement on future occasions. The result of the convention showed that when Mr." -Hermann was defeated even his own sunuorters Jumped In and became candidates.- Harris, Eddy and Browneli entered the field, and divided bis support. But-as the selfishness of tne various as d rants kept them from winning the golden prize, the astute managers ot the old politician, (probably wisely Di rected by his own experience and .politi cal acumen), revived ms lauen nopes, ana snatched victory that belonged" to others out of the very Jaws of defeat. A Kansas Wall. Atchison Globe. There are some shoppers In this town who think they know it alU But they never buy In Atchison O, not this town's too small. They shop, and shop, and snap. and on clerks here have no pity. But when they have a cent to spend, they go to Kansas City. In Atchison they're treated the most respectful way. While down in Kansas Cltv the. Clerks all call inera -say. And to each other, when they're gone. In most sarcastic manner, Remark, 'There goes a farmer ru bet her name Is Han ner.' But human nature's much the same no matter where you go. And while -our dear friends here think our stores so very slow In Kansas Clty her sister or cousin, to sav the least Can't find a- thing to suit her there, and so goes farther East. In Chicago, that big city tnat is ruled Dy men from Cork, Her sister's sister fails to'jlnd anvthlns- this side New Tork. Whlle In New Tork another sister and there are many more man tnree tan 1 find a thing to suit her there, snd she goes across the sea. In London ana in fans, where still other sisters dwell, I really don't know where they go. I hope they, go to bL" Original poem by an Atchison dry goods merchant, who was warm under the collar. The Parlcer Legend. Indianapolis Journal. m.. ..w 4hltttf wMM ,nflV JnrteA Par. iUC UlllJ ...... O .. .......... . . ker. of New Tork. the most popular man lor inej imaDcrsiiu auiuiuou dent Is that he is supposed to hav oe- 1 n , wnnAAetil tfAnAritv to attract votes. He was elected Chief Justice of the Supreme "jourt. ot new xor m u. 1 . v. ..1. TlaTmrwtt vim hn twen mo uiuj ... - elected on a state ticket for years. It has been assumed that he Is a great vote getter: He was elected in 1S97, which was an" oft year, when the 'Chief Justice was the only candidate voted for. By some blunder the Low ticket for Mayor of New Tork that year contained no name for Judge, consequently thousands of voters. chiefly Kepuoucans, uiu. uui ,un Chief Justice, wmcn save auuso .nt . 1 than Ma nluralitv. Taklmr the off years in New Tork. Judge Parker naa votes in aoi, 707 In lias and Odell 665.150 In 1301. That Is, Judge Parker .ran 107,000 votes below Roosevelt and 11Q.0OO fewer than Odell In off years. If level-headed Democrats can find In such figures evidence that Judge Parker is a marvelous vote-getter they must possess supernatural power. Hotel at Seattle. Seattle Times. ' That "all things come to him who Is especially Illustrated In the which has come to the Denny , vatHnt, fnr veara to be waits" honor HoteL opened and put to use, the hotel will be- gin Its of the .. 1. 1 1 , nr. t n ,n(a prmnjunmcuL President of the United States. Mr. Banna Lacks Experience. Detroit Free Press. Mr. Hanna admits that he was griev ously disappointed over the result of the rr t Atw.tn Afr. Hanna. has not been In politics long enough to pretend that ne lutes to De run uuwu mc wm. man's road-roller. Abraham Lincoln. James Russell Lowell. Life may be riven In many ways, . 1 . 1 ... tn TmHl tUI S&led AilU 1U J w . Aa bravely In the closet as the Held, So bountiful la Fate; But then to stand beside her, t.-v. .... ..... ri-rtds her. ' To front a lie In arms and not to yield. This shows, metnmxs. uoa s pum And measure of a stalwart man. Limbed like the old heroic breeds. Who stand self-poised on manhood's solid earth. Not forced to frame excuses for his birth. Fed from within with all the strength h needs. Kature. they say. doth dote. And cannot make a man Save on some worn-out plan. Repeating- us- by rote: For him her Old World molds aside she threw. And, choosing sweet day from the breast Of the unexhausted West, With stuff untainted shaped a hero new, Wise, steadfast la the strength of God, and true. How beauUful to see Once more a shepherd of mankind Indeed. Who loved his charge, but never loved to lead; One whose meek flock the people Joyed to be, Jfot lured by any cheat of birth. But by his clear-grained human worth. And brave old wisdom of sincerity! They knew that outward grace la dust: They could not choose but trust la that sure-footed mind's unfaltering skill. t .4 ...nflklfflnrAl win v&uu -.. . That bent like perfect steel to sprlne again. ana to rust. Bis was' eo lonely mountain peak of mind. Trusting to thin air o'er our cloudy bars, A seartnark now, now lost In vapors blind: Broad prairie rather, genial, level-lined. Fruitful and friendly for all human kind. Tet also nigh to. heaven and loved of lof Uest stars. Nothing of Europe here. Or. then, ot Europe fronting mornward still. Ere any names ot serf and peer Could nature's enual scheme deface; Here was a type of the true elder race. And one of Plutarch's men talked with ua face to face. I praise him not: It were too late; And some Innatlve weakness there must be In him who condescends to victory Such as the present gives, and cannot wait. Safe In himself as in a fate. So alwaya firmly he: . Ha knew to bide his time. . And can Ms fame abide. EttlV patient In his simple faith sublime. Jill the wise years decide. Great captains with their guns and drums. Disturb our Judgment for the hour. But. at last silence comes; These all are zone. and. standing like a towei1. Our children shall behold his tame. A uc Muuy-n .. ... . . w . Sagacious, patient, dreading praise, not mame, New birth et our new soil, the first Aaer - leas. X0TE AND COMMENT. Did 'you make it In 15 seconds? The Browns seem to be still in the 'hands ot their friends. right, anyhow, when he gets back. Did the master nalnters sur Cmtmrlnr Burns because he made warm remarks? A firebug has struck- Monlmmfrr Al Let us hope that he Is "late ot Portland." The baseball editors will soon be styling themselves as "special war correspondents at the front" (of the grandstand). Bud No, dear: rink "tea Is never sen-rf in a brown study. Pittsburg Dispatch. Tea, It might give one the blues. Will the. Democrats celebrate William J. Bryan's birthday a hundred years from now as they did Jefferson's Monday! The' latestMhlmr Is the roffin trmt ? seems we cannot get out of the clutches of the combinations, even after death. The "price of marriage licenses Is ta be raised. Most ot us are thankful that we do not have to enjoy the luxury often. A big sea serpent GO feet long, with a head like a horse. Is the story from Vic toria, B. C. That's nothing. Some peo ple see 'em worse than that right here in Portland every day. Those are excellent commercial maxims that the late Guctavus F. Swift left be hind him even if they carry with, them a somewhat selfish flavor. One of the lot, however. Is Quite good enough for general use. "The best a man. ever did." he says, "shouldn't be his standard for the rest of his life." In other words, never have so much respect for your own record that you are afraid to break It. A Chlcagoan. Just returned from abroad, while touring In Wales came upon a pret ty little village with a name whose por tentous dimensions are ridiculously out of proportion to the size of the place- The Chicago man has made many attempts to pronounce the name, but never succeeded In getting half-way through. It is as fol lows: Lanfatrpwyllswyngyllsogerychym-droblvIl-LIantystllogogocb, "However." says the Chlcagoan, "the natives do not usually pronounce It In full. They call It Llantalrpwyllwyngyll for short. The British1 government charges 10 cents' extra on telegrams bearing the complete name. It Is said by experts that the finest an tique, colonial furniture in this country comes from the South, says the Hartford Times. Much of It has been discovered In the cabins of aged negroes who were formerly slaves. When these rare, carved old pieces of mahogany were discarded by their masters they were- often given to the negroes, not understanding the valua tion of them that would come later. A richly carved mahogany sideboard was found recently In a chicken roost In one of the Southern States. The chickens roosted on It every night, and It was worn and battered. This was bought by a dealer for a small sum. and after it was restored sold to a customer tor C50. Fourth Assistant Postmaster-General Joseph L. Brlstow, who unearthed the frauds In the Postofflce Department lead ing, to the suspension of Mr. Tyner, Is an expert In such matters. It was Mr. Brls tow whowent to Cuba to report on the postal frauds " there, and "ha Is -"usually chosen when there are any unpleasant In vestigations to be done. The excuse tor giving him the assignment is the tact that he has under him a division of In spection which practically amounts to- a secret service. The real reason for his selection is that the President considers him absolutely honest. No social, polit ical or other considerations have any weight with him, official Influence and position count for naught. Mr. Brlstow Is a Kansas politician and editor. He is cor dially hated by Senator Burton, the Junior from. Kansas. He Is a Kentucky product, a relation of the late Benjamin H. Brls tow, Secretary of the Treasury during General Grant's last term. The gallery boy in Dublin Is always a source of terror to the actors who visit the Irish city, and many are the stories told of the remarkable suggestions hurled to the actors by the youthful patrons. It Is narrated of Charles Fechter that on one occasion when be was playing in a melodrama ho was slowly counting; over a sum of money to the villain. Every thing depended on whether or not he had enough for the purpose, and the paying and counting was very deliberate, so de liberate. Indeed, that a gallery god wearied of the scene, and greatly enlivened the proceedings by shouting: "Say, Mr. Fechter, give him a check." On another occasion, when the' play was "Monte Crista" the hour 12:30 and the end not yet in sight tho curtain rose ana discovered Fechter in a contemplative attitude. Not a movement, not a sound. Suddenly a small but clear voice in the; gallery remarked with gentle anxiety: "I hope we are not keeping you up, sir." Abraham Lincoln. Mary Livingston. Burdiek, In Llpplneott'a. Safe In Fame's gallery through all the years. Our dearest picture bangs, your steadfast face, Whose eyes hold all the pathos of the race Redeemed by you from servitude's sad tears. And how redeemed? With agony of grief; With ceaseless labor In war's lurid light; "With such deep anguish In each lonely night. Tour soul sweat very blood ere came relief. What crown have you who bore that cross be low t Oh, faithful one. what is your life above? Is there a higher gift In God's pure love Than to have lived on earth aa Maq C? "Woe? PLEASANTRIES OF PAItAGItAPIIERS The Youthful, but Persistent Suitor Tou will get tired ot refusing me some- day I "Tea. All pleasures end." Life. Tenant What repairs can I expect on the flat this Spring? Agent I have told the Jan itor to mend his way. Chicago Dally News. Patience I hear you are breaking In a new girl? Patrice Well, we've got a new girl, but she seems to be doing the breaking. Tonken Statesman. "I don't believe you hold the public In very high esteem. '"My dear air." rejoined the billionaire, "you wrong roe. If It weren't for the public, where would we look for our prof its r Washington Star. "1 don't see why you should say they treat their chauffeur shabbily, when they pay 1400' a month wages." "But you forget that the poor" chap has to pay all the fines out of that," Brooklyn Life. A young darkey was asked by hts school teacher to give her a. sentence with the word "delight" In It, to show that Ao understood the use of the word. He quickly replied. "1 opened de do' an" de light went out' Judge. Huhr snorted Bubbubs; over his evening paper, that proverb always makes me tired." "What's that, dear?" asked his wife. "Too many cooks spoil the broth. I don't believe there ever was a time when there were 'too many cooks. "Philadelphia Press. 1 felt as If I was going to be side this week, but now I And that I realty cannot," said Mrs Tocue. "Whyt' "Well, the horrid dressl maker disappointed ax In some perfectly beat, enly Invalid towns, and now I simply' can't get sick and let my friends see' .me, la m- pit gown," BaJUiaort Herald, ' '