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He is doubtless too busy with his campaign for the Governorship to be bothered with the prosecution of criminals. "With his strenuous pursuit of reform and orderly government, the escape of mere thieves and murderers cannot be permitted to Interfere. But there Is one acute mind that has been brought to bear on the case. It Is the mind of Mr. John Manning, deputy. Though the aforesaid Prosecuting At torney is beaming with good-fellowship at public expense over the state while crime in Multnomah County goes un whipped of justice, Mr. Manning gives out the impression that he regards the Savage acquittal Vith regret "It's no use trying to convict anybody in Mult nomah County," he says, "with euch juries as we get." That was the complaint In the Fay Severe case. The jury was at fault. It la an Inadequate defense. As for Mr. Savage, he is a vindicated man. But how about the real criminal? There Is no doubt that the diamonds were stolen. There was no doubt about Fay Severe's having murdered the Golden woman. But there are no convictions. Between the District Attorney's office, which di rects these proceedings, and the police department, which has been In sympa thy with the District Attorney, some how these prosecutions fall. There is a suspicious look about the coincidence of these escapes of crimi nals from punishment and the enthusi astic support Mr. Chamberlain's candi dacy for Governor receives among the criminal and vicious elements in the slums of Portland. Does anybody sup pose that if George Chamberlain had made himself the enemy of vice and crime which his oath of office binds him to be, the entire population of the North End would rise up to vote him a good fellow and assure him Its undivided support? Is the Governorship of Oregon to be the reward of .a man who selects tha place of public prosecutor as the stepping-stone to political preferment through the friendship and support of the slums? THE KAISER'S ORTHODOXY. The grave doctrinaires of the German XiUtheran Church lately assembled in conference at Leipsic. expressed great distress because of a very apparent in filtration of the orthodox sentiment of the German Emperor with the heresies of liberal thought. The Kaiser, it is said, is showing a decided disposition to think for himself in matters of relig ion, as from the first he has shown a tendency to think for himself in mat ters of state It Is conceivable that the man who as emperor could In his com parative youth dismiss Bismarck as dic tator of the policy of the empire, could "coquet with heterodox writers" as the solemn dignitaries of the orthodox church accuse Emperor "William with doing. Indeed, it is further conceivable that this man of inquiring mind and peremptory disposition may regard himself so secure in his position as ar biter of the destinies of his empire aa to persist not only In his right to think for himself in matters of religion, but that he may encourage his subjects by his open example to do likewise. Prudence, however, bids him pause before enlisting against his reign the prejudices, the traditions and the genu ine religious devotion of the church In which he was reared. A people born to and brought up in the traditions of roy alty; who have not outgrown the belief in the divine right of kings; who honor the ruler as their God-given head, will bear much In the way of temporal ex actions, and still be loyal to his gov ernment and devoted to his person. But with their religious beliefs, firmly bound in an ironclad theology, which teaches the doctrine of literal rewards and pun ishments of eternal duration, it is im politic and may be dangerous to Inter meddle. There is already, we are told, unrest and uncertainty In church cir cles in regard to the orthodoxy of the Emperor. He has beqn coquetting with heterodox writers. That is to say, he has read Professor Delitzsch's "Babel and Bible"; has read Houston Stewart Chamberlain's "Formations of the Nineteenth Century," a heterodox work, and showed Its author conspicuous at tention during a late visit to Berlin, thus giving offense to the church au thorities. "While no doubt Emperor "William will continue to think his own thoughts, and upon occasion consult with and entertain men who have taken advanced ground in religious discussion, he is sagacious enough to keep within dis creet limits. Orthodoxy, as distilled by that great reformer, stern old Martin Luther, from a yet more Implacable theology, may be too strong for the Kaiser's spiritual digestion, but beyond such signs of disagreement as have been noted, he will in all probability give no token of dissent from the stern tenets of the orthodox church. In brief, like thousands of persons in less ex alted positions in life, he will continue to subscribe to the beliefs of orthodoxy, serenely reserving to himself the right to maintain his own convictions tipon matters of theology and religion, the dissenting yoke-fellows that are pulling apart, aricT yet In the same harness, the world over today. "PREiBYTERIAX ASSEMBLY. The Presbyterian Assembly now in .session at New Tork City, is not likely to do anything radical In the matter of revision of the creed. This movement for revision of the "Westminster Confes sion has proceeded so far that the committee- on revision is reported to be ready to make some slight changes. These will be on the subjects of elec tion, the Pope, and the salvation of Infants. By the doctrine of election only those who are predestined unto life "by the eternal and Immutable purpose of God and the secret counsel and good pleasure of His will before the founda tion of the world was laid," are to be saved. "The rest of mankind are to go down to dishonor and wrath for their sins to the praise of His glorious jus tice." Salvation is allowed to "elect infants dying in infancy," as it Is al lowed to "all other elect persons who are Incapable of being outwardly called by the ministry of the word." This means that nonelect Infants must share the fate of "all the rest of mankind," and is the logical consequence of the doctrine of predestination pr election. The revision committee Is willing to add to the chapter on the salvation of Infants a statement that the Presbyte rian Church "does not hold that In fants dying In Infancy are lost," which Is in direct contradiction of the Confes sion. It Is also proposed to report a brief statement or shorter creed sup plementary to the Confession. All the General Assembly can do, however. Is to propose the amendments to the-presbyteries, and unless two-thirds of these approve them they will come to naught It really does not make much differ ence whether the Presbyterian Church consents' to amend or revise its creed or not, for its action will not silence discussion or put a stop to secession. No matter what the Church Assembly may say or dt about the Creed, Its antique Inhumanity of doctrine has be come obsolete; the creed Is not abjured In theory, but it Is quite thoroughly nullified In practice. At the recent annual dinner of the Brooklyn Presbyterian Union, a re markable speech on "The Doom of the Old Theology" was made by Rev. Dr. Fagnanl, professor of Old Testament Language and Literature In the Union Theological Seminary, the chair Ira which Dr. Brlggs won his fame as the expounder of that "higher criticism" which makes reason rather than super naturalism the basis of Christian the ology. Dr. Fagnanl, referring to the refusal of the New York Presbytery to license a candidate for the ministry who expressed his belief that Adam was a myth and the story of him an allegory, declared his conviction that It would be well If Adam were buried permanently, and he added mirthfully that "if It was necessary to resuscitate a myth, let us take up Eve, his better half, as she Is a more interesting subject" Under Che scientific criticism of the Bible taught by the Union Theological Seminary, the miracles of the .Bible are of no more respectable authenticity than the mira cles of pagan mythology. Dr. Fagnanl confessed that the Epis copal Church now wields In New York the leadership formerly exercised by Presbyterianism, and the Independent agrees with him that the drift in New York society is to the Episcopal Church. The Episcopal churches In New York are now full of Presbyterians. There is In Boston an exodus even from Unita rlanlsm to the Episcopal Church, and in New York old-time Baptists, Method ists and members of all Protestant churches are among the regular attend ants upon the Episcopal services. All this Rev. Dr. fagnanl confessed, but said this drift will be prevented and turned to Presbyterianism "because the Presbyterian Church Is going to get rid of its old theology." It is possi ble that there may be a warm debate before the Presbyterian Assembly on the election of Dr. James S. Riggs, a "new school" theologian, to the faculty of the McGormlck Seminary In Chicago, a Presbjjterlan school of divinity. The assembly has the power ' to veto the election of a professor to a theological school of Its church. The election of Dr. Riggs wa3 by a bare majority vote against an opposition based upon his opinion that Adam and some other Old Testament characters are mythical or allegorical, that there are errors in the Bible, and that the evolutionary the ory of creation is the correct one. Thla "new theology," so-called, has become so dominant that the Rev. Dr. Gregg, a leading Presbyterian minister of Brooklyn, said the young man re fused a certificate by the New York Presbytery because he did not believe in Adam would be received with a hur rah by the Brooklyn Presbytery. The theory that the Biblical stories about creation and the deluge are traditional and mythical, allegorical only. Is adopt ed by the great mass of Protestant Biblical scholarship. Then we havei men like Dr. Lyman Abbott, of New York, and Rev. Mr. Bacon, of Detroit, who carry this "new theology" to a much farther extreme. Dr. Abbott gives to the prophets only an inspiration akin to the genius of Shakespeare or Mil ton. The Rev. Mr. Bacon has doubts of individual immortality. Here we have a situation of unrest and variant J opinion that will net be controlled for the future by anything that the Gen eral Assembly of the Presbyterian Church may or may not do. It may put a little whitewash on the Confession; It may have a warm debate over the election of Dr. Riggs, but the chances are that will do as it always has done of late years, viz., tide things over, seeking to avoid the unwelcome day when the question whether the Bible is 1 verbally inspired by God, or is only the religious history' o'f the Hebrew people can no longer be dodged. The real question behind all tljls business Is whether the Bible Is In spired, written at the dictation of God and therefore His infallible word, or is It only great literature? Are Its stones true as historic facts or are they myth ical and allegorical, as the young grad uates of the Union Theological Semi nary have been taught, as most o the Presbyterian theological teachers hold, and aa the majority of the younger Presbyterian clergy today believe? Of what consequence Is the Confession which Is planted on an Infallible Bible, when the intellectual clergy and laity adopt the "new theology"? SAIIj VERSUS STEAM. The battle Is on again between the tramp steamer and the sailing vessel. Thla conflict was waged with consider able vigor during the era of low freights In 1896-97, but before a decision was reached there came an upward turti in the freight market and both steamers and sailers found plenty of business at high rates without the ne cessity of "scrapping" for it Four years' unparalleled prosperity Is now followed by a period of depression and low rates, and the opportunity is about due for a test of the relative merits of the two classes of ocean carriers front an economical standpoint A tramp steamer has been chartered to come across the Pacific In ballast, and load grain at San Francisco for Europe at 28s 9d,' while the owners of sailing ships are holding off and refusing to charter anything at less than 30 shillings. It eeems hardly possible that a steamer can travel 4000 miles In ballast and then steam another 16,000 mlle3 with cargo and show a profit at 28s 9d, and it must indeed be a gloomy outlook for business when owners will accept such business several months ahead. Not all owners, perhaps, will accept these rates, but In the absence of any business available that will pay a profit, many of them will prefer to keep their vessels moving at bare operating ex penses in preference to laying them up All other conditions being equal, a steamer 13 preferable to a sailer In most lines of trade, on account of the quicker I passages that are made, thus effecting quite a saving on insurance and Inter est on the cargo. It is also a material advantage to both shippers and buyers to know within a day or two when a vessel may be expected, an Impossibil ity In the case of the sailer. For these reasons steamers have generally com manded quite a premium over sailers, and if they are willing to accept grain business at 2Ss 9d, the sailer will be obllgpd In most cases to accept a sim ilar rate, or else a lower one. It is becoming apparent that there Is more tonnage afloat than Is needed for immediate requirements, and the ves sels which are first forced Into retire ment will be the ones less adapted to economical operation. Heretofore the cost of construction and operation has sent the steamer out of business first, but just at present the latter Is show ing signs of following the market down as lew or lower than the sailer. This is due to an enormous Increase In the amount of steam tonnage within the past few years. When the tramp steamer first began to figure as a regu ulator of ocean rates for sailers, many shipowners abandoned the sailer and went Into steam. The result of this change was soon apparent in a decreas ing fleet of callers, those going out of existence by wreck and retirement be ing replaced with steamers, and com paratively few new sailers being con structed. "With the return of high rates about four years ago the sailer again commanded attention, and quite a num ber of the "windjammers" were launched for American, British and German owners, the latter leading. Meanwhile the French bounty law was proving such a good thing for French shipowners and builders that more French sailing vessels were launched than of all other .flags com bined. The French craft of course, cannot be considered from a commercial standpoint, as the government subsidy Is sufficient to keep them moving, re gardless of the rates at which freight Is carried. In time, as their numbers increase, they may force both steam and sail vessels of less-favorM nations to carry freight at bare cost of moving, but when that time comes the drain on the French Government will have be come so great that the merchant; ma rine will be cast adrift to steam or sail on Its own merits. The outcome of the present contest "between steam and sail in the Pacific trade will be watched with Interest by every producer on the Pacific Coast These producers will admit that "the laborer Is worthy of his hire," but the shipowners have been making such big profits at the expense of the producer for the past four years that the pro ducers will have no regrets If the out come of the present struggle for carry ing trade results in even lower rates than those now quoted. "While steaks go up, strawberries are coming down, and the cheerful vegeta rian is on hand with the assurance that cereals and fruits make stronger mus cles, clearer brains and kinder hearts than does a meat diet If these prom ises are correct, even the trust has its compensations, and in this Instance they look even to the regeneration of man kind. Seriously, there is no doubt but that the American people eat too much meat This Is perhapsespeclally' true of women and children, and of men who lead sedentary lives. It Is urged that it is true of laborers also, since meat la stimulating and calls for "something stronger," which thousands of laboring men find In the more vicious stimulants that eat out their physical substance ahd absorb their wages. Since It Is held that there la no argument like a financial one to convince men of the wisdom of taking care of the earthy houses they live in, if they would occupy them to a good old age and get comfort Instead of suffering out of the tenancy, the meat trust may prove a blessing In disguise to thou sands of men, the proceeds of whose toll go into stimulants from beef to gin when they might and should go into bread and homes. The enormous productive powers of the United States are fitly demonstrated though with an array of figures the significance of which Is practically In comprehensible to the ordinary mind in the statement of our pig iron and steel production last week by President Schwab, of the great steel corporation. Prom these it appears that the United States produced in pier iron last year 15.S78.000 tons; Great Britain. 8,950,000 tons; Germany. 852,000 tons; France, .2.E99.000 tons, or a total for these four ereat Droducers of 26.05fi.0Q0 tons. The I United State' share equaled about H per cent of the total, and practically double that of Great Britain and Ger many, and It nearly sextupled that of France. In steel production the "United States' share was slightly over 50 per cent It more than doubled that of Germany, nearly trebled that of Great Britain, and was more than nine times that of France. Yet, notwithstanding Our enormous productive capacity, our consumptive capacity is so great that we are heavy importers of both steel and Iron. Not only are we buying bil lets abroad, but American agents are actually canvassing among the Junk men of Europe and buying- their scrap iron. A gigantic industry truly, whether taken from the standpoint of produc tion or consumption. Is that tremendous aggregation of money and energy di rected and controlled by a syndicate the assets, disbursements and profits of which astonish and in a certain sense alarm the world! The Senate committee on foreign rela tions, to whom the proposition to pay an annual pension of 55000 to Miss Clara Barton, of the Red Cross Society, was referred, has decided the questloa ad versely. In so doing the committee ex pressed a willingness to comply with almost any wish Miss Barton might ex press, and the highest regard for her self-sacrificing endeavor was declared, but It was thought best not to establish a precedent for a civil .pension list iby granting the request This reason, while good under conditions of political pressure that dominate Congress, would nofbe valid If members could be de pended upon to use proper discrimina tion in such matters without fear or favor, since it is not at all likely that more than one Clara Barton as gauged by the tremendous effectiveness of this remarkable woman in the field of prac tical humanity will be produced In any one century or the country's history. In Justification of vthe custom that obtains of endowing the wealthy widows of Presidents of the United States with a yearly pension of 55000, the small num ber of names thai It Is possible to add thereby to the pension"llst is urged. If this plea holds good, certainly it might be allowed In the case of Clara Barton, she being practically alone In her class and shining by her own Instead of a reflected glory. But since discrimination In granting pensions is the one thing that is not expected or permitted, the Senate was, no doubt, wise In shutting a door to an abuse of the civil pension idea before it was opened. The story comes from New York that a young theological student, Vincent Noll, upon being recently refused a li cense to preach by the New York Pres bytery, fell Into a decline through grief and humiliation and died. The good brethren, determined not to receive a minister of "unsound" orthodoxy into the fold, literally "pounded him" with knotty questions and held him up on the matter of his disbelief In Adam as a historical personage. As reported by Dr. Gillette, secretary of the faculty of Union Theological Seminary, the candi date "simply followed the line of all Advanced thought of today and proved that he himself was not an antedeluvlan by responding 4No' to this question." His death under the circumstances Is scarcely to be deplored. Being of frail body and sensitive disposition, it is not likely that he would have survived the slow-torture of hla first trial for heresy, Whlph, It la reasonable to suppose, would not long have been delayed. Except as any shock that Induces de- pression hastens the death of a con sumptive, this resurrection of Adam cannot be said to have caused the death of this young man. Hence this grave charge against a godly body of men falls to the ground. The nonexpanslve nature of the French people Is well discerned in the Indifference with which they view the calamity that has befallen Martinique. Though intimately connected with the life of France, for generations, the fate of this unhappy Island la viewed not only without evidence of distress in France, but without the Interruption of the usual festivities of the gay capital. Public subscriptions for the relief of the appalling situation at St. Pierre amount to but 303,000 franca, and this sum Includes large subscriptions from foreign residents and 22,000 francs from tbje municipality. An American resi dent of Paris explains this, to us, ap palling indifference by saying: "The Pa risians are constitutionally unable to become- deeply Interested in anything not connected with the capital." And when It Is added that Paris Is France, the facts that President Loubet has taken this time to visit St Petersburg and that much more space was given in the Paris newspapers to the death of Severos, the luckless aeronaut, who per ished by the explosion of his balloon, than to the explosion of Mount Pelee, by which 50,000 people perished, are at least partially explained. After some debate, but without a dis senting voice, the amendment to the text-book clause in the' naval supply bill prohibiting the use of Maclay's his tory In the Naval Academy or else where In the Navy was passed. This action, was taken not only In defense of Admiral Schley, but for the proper protection of 'naval cadets from the falsehoods which ' the alleged history contains, and which precipitated the fiercest naval battle that has ever been fought, ashore at least, In our history. President Roosevelt some time ago an nounced that Maclay's book should find no place in the curriculum of the Naval Academy or In the ships' libraries while he was President. Representative Mudd, of Maryland, who submitted the amendment, stated that while .Roosevelt was a very lively force at this time and promised to live out this term and be ready to take another, he wanted to guard against any contingencies, hence urged, the adoption of the amendment The simple justice of this action will be recognized as a fitting close to a" most unhappy controversy. The young Klug of Spain bore himself manfully through the trying ordeal of his installation as constitutional mon arch of that realm; his mother, the faithful Queen Regent, bore herself as a true woman thankfully and gra ciously. Her letter to the Spanish peo ple, concluding the longest regency In the history of Spain, marks the courage of a brave woman when the future of her son. and his country were in her shaping hands. The yielding of her trust marks the' spirit of a. woman glad to be relieved of grave responsibility. Underwood, of Alabama, whose heart yearns over the poor Filipino, objects to? relief for the "West Indian sufferers. Tile sympathy of these- Southern negro- burner? is a wonderful thine;. X WESSON AT OUR DOOR. Chicago- Inter Ocean. Last week there was a revolution In Santo Domingo, and ' President Jlmlnez was overthrown by "Vice-President Vas quez. This week there is revolution In Hayti, the western half of the Island, precipitated' by the resignation of Presi dent Simon Sam and an attempt on the part of Congress to elect a successor. The Insurrection brings to the front Bolsrond Canal, who- served as President of HaytL from 1876 to .1379, and. several of his rivals, who have been active in insurrection since that time. There is no principle at stake. The leader who can muster the most suns will win. This sort of thing has been going- onl In Haytl and Santo Domingo ever since the French quit the island, in 1S03. In October, 1801, Dessilines, who had pro claimed a massacre of all whites, was crowned Emperor. He was assassinated In 1S05, and the island was divided. Henry Chrlstophe was declared Presi dent in 1S07, and was Afterward crowned EmDeror. while Pethlon wos elected President of the other part of the is land. Chrlstophe committed 'suicide In 1820 and the states were united under Boyer as regent for life. He was deposed in a revolution in 1843. Santo -Domingo and Hayti were proclaimed the Dominican republic in 1S44. In 1S52 Haytl was pro claimed an empire under Solouqhe. After several revolutions Solouque ab dicated in 1859, "and Spain was asked to take possession of the island. This was not a satisfactory arrangement and In 1865 Spain retired from the island. New constitutions were proclaimed In Hayti and Santo Domingo. From that 'day to this there have been these revolution ary movements: 18C0 Revolt against President Geffrard of Haytl. 18C7 Geffrard banished and Salomon elected President. In Santo Domingo. President Baez banished and Cabral declared President. 1S6S Cabral retires In Santo Domlngc axLl Baez becomes President. In Haytl, revolution against Salomon, who Is proclaimed Emperor! 1S70 Salnae, In Haytl. defeated, captured, tried and .shot, and Saget elected President. 1871 Baez. of Santo Domingo, supports in surrection against Saget. 1873 Baez, of Santo Domingo, overturned and General d'Aton declared President. 1874 Saget deposed In Haytl, and -Dominique declared President. 1875 Insurrection In Santo Domingo In favor of Baez. 187&-Insurrection in Haytl and Bolsrond Ca nal declared President. Revolution In Santo Domingo, and Gonzales declared President. 1877 Insurrection In Santo Domingo; Gulller mo declared President. IS vD Revolution in Haytl; Canal deposed and General Salomon declared President. 1SS1 Merino becomes Dictator In Santo Do mingo. 18S2-Rebellion In Haytl headed by Jeremle against Salomon. l 18S4 Jeremle surrendered after loss of 7000 lives. ' 18S7 Rebellion in Santo Domingo, put down with loss of 1000 lives, j 1SS8 Revolution In Htfytl under legitime. 1SS9 Legitime beaten and driven from the island. 1S0O Boundary War between Haytl and Santo Domingo. 1SD2-Insurrections in Santo Domingo and Haytl. which continued until 1805. 18DC President Hippolyte. of Hajti. assassi nated. General Sam elected President. 1897 Revolution against President Sam. 1S0S Jlmlnez starts revolution In Santo Do mingo, which continued until 1000, when he succeeded to the Presidency?" to be overthrown in 1002 by Vasduez. This is the record of a people as well equipped for- self-government as the Filipinos. However, In the Philippines there are a hundred islands Instead of one, and a hundred rival chieftains in stead of a dozen. And yet there are, In tho United States Senate, men who are domandlhgr'that the United States retire at once' from the Philippines and leave the people to their own devices! i . ' WHAT MAKES FOR PEACE. New York Times. The advocates of universal peace may derive much substantial comfort from the fact that forces vastly more power ful than their arguments are at work to discourage war and permit general dis armament The London Statist, from the bes. figures obtainable, estimates the cost of the Boer war to Great Bri tain at 219,117,000, or in round num bers, about $1,200,000,000. And it is not much of a war, either. If the estimate be correct, it has cost very nearly one-third as much as our Civil War; but with the Important difference, that In our case the results were worth what they cost Whether they are or ever will be in the case of the Boer war Is a matter of Judgment What It has cost the Boers can probably never be known. It repre sents all they had In any case, and when their resources were exhausted they kept on without them, every man for himself, and pay for none. From the financial as well as the mili tary point of view, those charged with the responsibilities of government are beginning to understand that in war "nothing Is so disastrous as victory, ex cept defeat" Modern civilization and material development make so many de mands upon the revenues derivable from taxation, and the exigencies of national budgets are at all times so great that no nation of Europe can at present af ford to go to war. This phase of the matter was largely overlooked In our own. estimate of the resistance of Spain to our policy in the West Indies. Spain could not afford to maintain anything like a serious war. Her treasury was deDleted. and to float a war loaa of considerable proportions would have been Impossible on any terms. The na tional temperament demanded that she should make a showing of resistance, but from the moment war was declared her Ministers knew much better than we did that the costs of a serious defense of the Islands could not be met and that the national credit was already stretched to its elastic limit Spain is eliminated from the list of the war powers by finan cial considerations. Statistically, several other nations which In times past have helped to make history are In pretty much the same position. Ths syndicating of tho great aggre gations of capital tends powerfully in the direction of peace on earth, if not of good will toward men. The dream of "the great war syndicate," which in the original brain of Cecil Rhodes took the form of a secret league of the rich men of all nations, which should domi nate national policies, may yet material ize. An agreement among bankers that we have had wars enough and that in ternational differences can better be set tled by cash payments than by battles would make the trade of the soldier one which the ambitious man would shun. Everything considered, the International Peace Society has much ground for en couragement What It seeks to accom plish may be nearer than It has realized, not because" war is wrong per se, or brutal, or essentially unlovely, but be cause thd nations cannot afford it The President Is Right. New Orleans Times-Democrat In Intimating to the French Government that he does not think It desirable for that government to confer the Cross o the Legion of Honor upon Admiral Dewey and Lieutenant General Miles, the President has taken a position which will command the support of enlightened public senti ment throughout the United States. Com pressed into a single aentence, the Presi dent's- action indicates tnat ne is deter mined to preserve the republican simplici ty which, in the judgment of the fathers, was intended to be one of the" cardinal principles of the American polity. It is clear that Mr. Roosevelt has, In this Instance, thrown his weighty Influ ence against the monarchlal spirit and In rfavor of the democratic Ideal. In doing this, he has evoked the ardent approval of all Americans who believe that thebet ter traditions of the republic ehould be' cherished. REPARTEE AND GOOD MANNERS. San Francisco Bulletin. Among the thousands of good storiC6 In circulation is one, which should be told in a cockney dialect about one 'Arry, who was famous for his repartee. No one could get the better of Arry. 'E was quick as a Sash, e was. For example: One" day 'Arry went to the circus with 'Is 'Arrlet. E was picked out by the clown, who shouted, "Hah, there, 'Arry, HI spies ye 'oldln 'ands with 'Arriat!" But the clown wasn't a match for 'Arry, who fired right back. "Go to 'ell. you blarsted fool," cries 'Arry to the clown, "or Hi'll smarsh your face!" 'Arry was a terror at repartee. 'E was qulcK as a flash, 'e was. No one could get the better of lm. This story, which Is sometimes embel lished with profanity, illustrates the sort of repartee, which, too often, wins a man a reputation for wit There are persons whose station in life is higher than 'Arry's, but whose idea of repartee la ot the same stripe, as that of the cockney in the story. These persons have a habit of making offensive and extremely rude remarks which pas for witty repartee in general and Indiscrlminatlnp- company. As a rule, this bludgeon wit provokes a laugh. for the majority of people will laugh at anything that causes discomfiture to oth ers. The horseplay comedy In which the humor consists of smashing Ries on the faces of the dramatis personae, and throw ing the buffo Into a trough of real water, has never failed jto amuse, and nine out of ten persons will guffaw to see a digni fied gentleman fall into a muddy puddle. Bad manners In convcrsatlonshould be distinguished from wit, but seldom are, and the gentleman must suffer eclipse, now and then, from a louder and ruder, though perhaps a duller man. True wit is bitter and sharp only when It is aimed against fraud, hypocrisy and things really evil. The wit of amicable de bate and ordinary conversation should not violate the rules of good manners. "Like Samson, I kill thousands at one "blow," exclaimed Voltaire, facetiously, as he took a bite of Limburger cheese at a dinner. "Like Sam30n and with the same weapon." said a certain abbe at the table", the cleverness of whose remark gained nothing by Its rudeness. But one can for give a little rudeness In genuine wit It is against the saltless rudeness, the stupid verbal bludgeoning which pbses as wit that one protests most earnestly. In Congress, the other day. one of the members of the lower house remarked that his' constituents approved of his con duct "Then they are easily satisfied," shouted Mr. Grosvenor, and there was a laugh. The remark was not clever enough to make the insult excusable. Quite dif ferent was Tom Reed's famous retort to the opponent who declaimed that he-would rather be right than President. "Don't fear, sir," said Reed, "for you will never be either." A harmless but genuinely witty remark was that made by the Rev. Sidney Smith, when he had met with his vestry to consider ways anu" means of building a wooden walk about the church. "Gentlemen." said Smith, "let us put our heads together, and we shall have It" Wit is an acid, but it should be so di luted with charity and good humor that It will merely polish and not corrode. American Interests In the Pacific. St Louis Globe-Democrat A recent English book. "The Mastery of the Pacific," regards America as the ultimate mistress of that great ocean, but argues that the responsibility will make largo demands on the patriotism and public spirit of the people of this coun try. These requirements will not be found lacking in the American charac ter. Congress is rather slow in acting on the Isthmian Canal and on a Pacific ca ble, but beyond question national senti ment favors both. The English cable be tween British Columbia and Australia is four-fifths laid. Our proposed cable to the Philippines is not yet begun, but no one doubts that the United States will take definite action before long. Political rather than business considerations con sume the time of Congress in dealfng with the Philippine question. In due time the proper material development of our Pacific possessions will occupy the attention of the people and its progress will be beneficial and acceptable to the native population. From our Pacific ports there 13 a straight ferriage to Eastern Asia. An isthmian canal will give our Atlantic states a shorter route to the Orient than that of Europe by way of the Suez Canal. Our Pacific trade grows at the highest proportionate rate, having Increased from $7,500,000 In 1S68 to 1115,000,000 in 1901. Great Britain, however, still leads us In Oriental trade by four to one. 4The huge population of Eastern Asia buys foreign products tov tne extent of 51,300,000,000 a year. Geographically this country must always dominate the Pacific. A vast commerce exists there now and will grow. American statesmen might well devote a larger share of time to the com mercial features of the situation, in the Pacific. It would be far more to the pur pose than questioning the character of American armies, and indulging, session after session, in heated political sentl mentallsm. . The Columbia Sainton. Philadelphia Record. Perhaps the most notable achievement of the friends of fishculture in the United, States has been the success attending the attempt to restock the Columbia River in Oregon with salmon. The salmon that make r their headquarters in that river are perhaps the finest in the world. The year ly catch Is worth millions of dollars, and Is one of the most important products of the state. It has now been demonstrated that at small expense for hatcheries the output of salmon can be made even more certain than the harvest of corn on wheat or any other of the fruits of the field, and a constant supply assured of a world-wide delicacy. A Deserved Rebuke. Buffalo Commercial. President Schurman, like Cofonel Henry L. Hlgglnson, of Boston, refuses to join the Anti-Imperialist League's smelling committee. He tells the meddlers pretty plainly that they ought to be In better business. As for himself, he believes that "the conduct of the investigation and the vindication of the honor of the Army may safely be left In the hands of President Roosevelt" That is the gerferal opinion. If Chief Sleuth Moorflcld Storey attempts to force himself upon the Senate and the executive and to Instruct them in their duties, he will have an unpleasant expe rience. The Lay of the Liners. (Mr. Plerpont Morgan Is the syndicate man ager of the new Atlantic shipping trust, which Includes eeeral of the great British steam ship lines. American Interests are to control the combination. Mr Rockefeller and the other Standard OH magnates are underwriting the capital.) ' Ye mariners of England, Give up your native oeast Your flag has braved too many years The battle and the breeze. The glorious Standard Oil Combine . And Morgan run the show. And they'll sweep clean the deeo "Where the stormy winds do blow "Where the liners whistle loud and long, And the stormy winds do blow. Columbia heeds no landmarks No Powers their own can keep; She marches In with flag a-wave. And buys the country cheap. The fortunes of her millionaires , To euma coloswl grow. But they roar still for more While the stormy winds do blow "While the. liners whistle loud and Ions' And the stormy winds do bio-w. And Plerpont now is planning His next terrific boom. And Britons troubled nights will pass Till they learn their latest doom. Meanwhile, ye ocean greyhound!, The dividends shall flow To the bank, ot the Tank j "While the stormy winds do blow While the liners whistle loud and long . And the stormy winds do blow. London Punch. . NOTE AND COMMENT. Maclay's press agent seems to have gone to work again. We may have skating yet before the. Winter is over. Will not even death conquer-the Inter minable Sampson-Schley controversy? In the present state of hr finances. Spain will hardly do any bluffing on one king. , The Sunday school picnic promoter has yet had co opportunity to make himself: popular. . Tho Government's work in ils" case against the beef trust will certainly be well done. Richard Mansfield is coming to Port land. Let us hasten to make the city presentable. Too many Boers are still living to give much confidence to the rumor of peace In South Africa. Judge Williams has that discriminating command of srang which no man past hia prime could possess. J. P. Morgan will probably get baex from Europe all the money Paderewski took away from this cbuntry. Possibly after election Senator Simon will be convinced that It Is better' to have won and lost than never to have won at all. Even on the best equipped and most modern railroads it is exceedingly dim cult for two trains to pass on the same track. The entire town of Houlton, Me., has been burned to the ground. Sometimes a town can be made too dry by a prohibi tion law. Pat Crowe has been discovered at last. The North Pole and the man who struck Billy Patterson are the only objects which continue to elude scientific pursuit. They are talking of a woman for Sena tor In Utah. They would be certain, it they elected one, that she could not be refused a seat because of a plurality of wives. The President declares his intention to stop barbarity In the Philippines, but he will require better, proof of its existence than Incendiary speech of Southern Con gressmen. When his wife died the late J. Sterling Morton had erected over her grave a tombstone, bearing the Inscription: "Car oline French, wife of J. Sterling Morton and mother of Joy, Paul, Carl and Marie Morton." "Why did you put the boys' names In?" Inquired a friend of him ono day. "I took my boys out to the ceme tery," said Mr. Morton, "and showed them their mother's grave. 'Boys,' I said, your mother is buried hero. If one of you does anything dishonorable or any thing of which she would be ashamed If she were alive, I will chisel your name from her tombstone." Delegate Mark Smith, of Arizona, Is one of the finest conversational members of 'the Congressional Fishing Club. He Is credited with a recent story that is said to have made even the hardened racon teurs of the cloak rooms hold their breath. "I was up at Dlckerson's, on the Potomac, fishing for bass last year," said Smith. "We were using frogs, but had a lot of undersized minnows In a covered tin pall hung over the side of the boat Something gave the boat a sudden Jerk and the pail slipped off and went to the bottom. I cussed a little, but went on fishing. This Spring I went to Dlckerson's again and anchored in about the same place where I lost the minnows the year before, just below a big sycamore tree. During the afternoon a good reel dropped overboard. It was too valuable to lose, and one of the boatmen began grappling for it lis didn't get the reel, but he brought up that identical minnow pail I had lost the year before. We opened It, and there was the whole mess of minnows, splashing around, grown to the right size for bass." "I suppose, of course, you used them," said "Uncle Joe" Cannon, sarcastically. "Certainly," replied Smith, "and I caught a string of the finest bass you ever saw." A tramp met Senator Depew and asked him. in that easy, velvet-tongued way: "Would you kindly assist a ," etc. Chauncey, of course, is an easy mark, and, as he fanned himself after extracting the quarter, the tramp inquired: "And who may I say was so kindheart ed?" "Oh, never mind. That's all right." "But in after years, when I recall thoso whose tender hearts " "Never mind, my good fellow!" "Then I cannot accept it, sir. I must let my friends know " "Well, tell 'em it was Grover Cleveland, and let It go at that." The tramp put the quarter back In his pocket leisurely and shook his head. "Now, my good fellow," said the Sena tor, "may I ask your name?" "A gentleman in distress Is loath to con fess." "Yes, but If I have your name I may be able to help you." "No, my pride will not permit." "But allow me to know whom I have had the pleasure of meeting in this happy way." "Oh, well, tell 'em It was Chauncey De pew, and let It go at that" Chauncey fanned himself and let It go. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGRAPHERS Ethel Do you think that George was struck bymy beauty? Clara I hardly think he was" severely Injured. Tit-Bits. Sue Brette The lads in the top gallery aro the best Judges of a play after all. Foot Light Then you are a believer In the higher criticism? Tonkers Statesman. No Fun In It. "And do they never quarrel?" asked the girl In white. "Never," replied; the rirl In blue. "Then what's the use of. belnp engaged?" Chicago Evening Post. The Girl He Loved. Convict Ah. mum! if I'd only got de girl I loved I neer would hev come to nuch an end as dis. Philanthro pist Tou would not? Convict No, mum; she killed de guy dat. sot her In less'n two weeks after de cermony. Judge. A Voice of Protest. "Dia water-cure Is somet'Ing dat's got to be stopped " exclaimed Meandering: Mike. "It's too crooI an' unusual to be stood.''' "Do you know what It Is?" asked Plodding Pete. "Course. I've been froo it. I hadn't been in .JaU 15 minutes before dey made me take a bath." Washington Star Mrs. Bellalrs (to lsitor) So sorry, my dear, I can't ask you to stay, but I have promised to take Evy for a drive this afternoon. Visit or (pleasantly) My dear, I'm. Just oft. I know II doesn't do to keep the horses standlnsr about. Evy "small and Irrepressible) Oh, mummy, dear, I do hope the 'bus won't be crowded. Punch. An A010"06--Gayman I wanted to thank you for the handsome beer-mug you sent cir my birthday. Mrs. Goodart Of course, you'll understand I meant it to be used only as an ornament. Gayman Ob, my wife keeps it full for me all the time. Mrs. Goodart Sha doesn't really? Gayman Yes; full of tem- j-perance tracts, Philadelphia Prepp,