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IKo man can do another a good turn with better grace. Tet few men in the State of Oregon are less fitted by nature and habit to be its Governor. His election to that office would be a perilous undertaking to which the people of the state will never consent. Qualities are strangely and effectively contrasted in the opposing candidates for Governor. That firm adherence to principles and that rugged force of Character which Vino rrmrlo Air. 1?iilnkl a success in the world of business and affairs, are absent from his opponent. tMr. Chamberlain has no convictions that interfere with his entire agreeabll ity to the insistent demands of others. He has nothing of the indomitable pur Ipose that stands, like a rock against unworthy applicants for place, against demands for approval of unsafe legis lation, against Improper appeals for pardons. The man at the head of the state government at Salem needs above everything else that decision of charac tor which enables him to say. No. That quality Mr. Chamberlain has not The Governorship of Oregon is a busi ness office. It needs not so much grace ful manners and mellifluous speech as it needs a clear head, business training and experience and a resolute will. The jCombination is exemplified in an un jusual degree in Mr. Furnish. He has the Qualities of a gentleman, a loyal heart and an aptitude for "making and keeping friends. In addition to this he has those supreme qualifications for di recting the large affairs of the state so necessary and so lacking In Mr. Chamberlain. The average voter and (taxpayer is not easily gulled in these matters. He sees quickly enough where the state's true Interest lies, and then he acts accordingly. The Democrats complain about al leged shortcomings at Salem the past four years. But they offer a man for 'Governor who would be less able than (Governor Geer has been to resist, ap peals of a sort that should be resisted. The Democratic position regarding state finances requires the defeat of Cham berlain and the election of Furnish. HOPE FOR THE3 COLUMBIA. Senator Turner's position on theSei ate commerce committee has enabled him to secure amendment of the river and harbor bill carrying 614,000 for im provement of the Upper Columbia be tween The Dalles and Celilo. This is 'good news for everybody in the Pacific Northwest "We hope Senator Turner will stand firm for this amendment when the bill gets Into conference, and be able to overcome the opposition (which menaces the project in the House. The project is one of great importance. The removal of tlje obstructions be tween The Dalles and Celilo will open up to an enormous interior territory an unbroken river navigation of 550 miles that Is, 403 miles of the Columbia from its mouth in the Pacific Ocean to Priest 3aplds, Douglas County, "Washington, and 145 miles of the Snake River from its mouth In the Columbia at Ains "worth, "Wash., up to a point a short dls 'tance above Lewiston. The obstructions which now exist in the twelve miles of the Columbia be tween iThe Dalles and Celilo are known as Three-Mile Rapids about three miles above The Dalles, Five-Mile Rapids 'about five miles above The Dalles, Ten Mile Rapids about ten miles above The Dalles, and Celilo Falls, which are at Celilo. Three-Mile Rapids are the least serious of all, the blasting away of some rooks being all that Captain Harts con siders necessary to remove the danger ous features of this place. The esti mated cost of improving Three-Mile Rapids is $152,448. Five-Mile Rapids are nearly two miles long, and are not nav xigable. Fortunately, two natural ca nals, with rock sides and bottom, par allel Five-Mile Rapids, and Captain Harts plan provides for taking advan .tage of the existence of one of these canals to pass steamboats around Flve Mile Rapids. The plan Is to use the natural canal lying immediately south of the river, widening and deepening the canal where necessary, and constructing the necessary locks and lock gates. The estimated cost of thus passing boats around Five-Mile Rapids Is $2,147,333, which also includes the cost of con structing a dam at the head of Five Mile Rapids, which dam is designed to back the water up add practically "drown out" some of the most trouble some of Ten-Mile Rapids. Captain Harts plan also makes provision for removing some obstructing rocks at and below Ten-Mile Rapids at an estimated cost of $407,556. At Celilo, it Is proposed to construct a canal and locks on the Washington phore, to pass boats around Celilo Falls, at an estimated cost of $1,212,034. Ac cording. to Captain Harts plans and estimates, the entire cost of improving the twelve miles of river between The Dalles and Celilo Is $3,969,371. The removal of twelve miles of ob structions will thus open up 550 miles of superb river navigation. The 'Im provement planned by Captain Harts will put the City of Spokane within 150 miles of waterway connection with New York City and the ports of the Old SVorld. BADLY DAMAGED PROPHECY. The Indignation felt by the hide bound protectionists that multitudinous legend ascribes to the Republican party at the tariff reform sentiments ex pressed from time to time by Repre sentative Babcock, of Wisconsin, is suf ficiently well known of all men. Mr. Babcock had the temerity to suggest and even to Insist that where protected Industries have risen to the point of domestic monopoly and thriving exports the tariff Is unnecessary and should be withdrawn. He has gone so far as to counsel and even to propose a bill putting the products of the steel trust and allied concerns on the free list. Hia bill has not been passed yet, more's the pity, but he has not abandoned it, and as often as anybody accuses him of surrender he reiterates his fell purpose. What was to be done with Babcock has also been sedulously exploited by the Democratic papera The Republi cans were up In arms. They would see to Babcock. Any man who would ad vocate tariff reform should be disci plined. The implacable high protec tionists would soon fix him and the flrst.step would be his deposition from the post of chairman of the Republican Congressional Committee. No man was fit to direct this year's Congressional campaigns who was not still true to the doctrine of protection to the limit and all the time for everything that has votes, from shipyards to hencoops. This was a very plausible story, and was all right up to a certain point. But that point has been reached, viz.: Washington. April 0. The Republican Con gressional committee, at a meeting tonight, at which Representative Mercer, of Nebraska, pre sided, unanimously re-elected Representative Babcock, of Wisconsin, chairman. Mr. Babcock belongs on the side of the House where all the genuine tariff reformers sit. He and Republicans like him are trying conscientiously Jo rem edy the inequalities which time has dis covered in the Dingley rates. But they receive no aid from the Democrats, who spend their days dreaming dreams of "militarism" and "imperialism." While Roosevelt is moving against the trusts and Babcock is trying to correct the tariff, Democrats In the North are quak ing at me standing army and Mr. Christmas, while the South is con sumed with fear lest men of color in the Philippines shall be disfranchised or maybe burned at the, stake. Through Mr. Babcock's efforts a few genuine tariff reformers will oe elected to the Fifty-eighth Congress. But the Demo crats will do all they can to prevent him. OUR MODEL IN MALAYA, Englishmen, who are familiar with the methods by which the native popu lation of India and the Malay States have been reduced to a tkt nr r.onn and order, are doubtful of our making any gratifying progress-If we forget that an Asiatic is not amenable to Eng lish or American methods of govern ment Great Britain has found out by costly experience that India cannot be ruled by English domestic methods, and governs It today by a kind of benevolent paternalism which is not without a smack of despotism. An Englishman, Sydney Brooks, In the current number of the North American Review, warns us against repeating the mistakes we made in the reconstruction period of the Southern States, and in our dealings with the Indians. Thirty years ago Great Britain began her attempt to ad minister" the internal affairs of the Ma lay Peninsula. Up to this time British rule had been confined to the Island of Penang, the Territory of Malacca and the Island of Singapore, which holdings were officlallyknown as the Straits Set tlements. In 1895 all territories ac knowledging British protection were' amalgamated for administrative pur poses under the title of the Federated, Malay States, which are not British but only "under British protection," even as Egypt is not an organic part of the empire, but "under British protection." When the British entered upon their work of reconstruction, these Moham medan States were administered on a system of Oriental feudalism by a hereditary Sultan. This despot sold justice to the highest bidder, and the punishments included frightful tortures Necessaries of life, like salt, oil and tobacco, were royal monopolies, and the peasant was a feudal retainer, taxed' Into the earth. The regular taxes were a poll tax of $2 for every adult male, and Import and export duties of 10 per cent was laid on everything that came into or went out of the state. Between the pillaging of the great chiefs and the exactions of the Sultan, the people were victims of ceaseless extortion. Slavery existed in all the native statea The first step of the British was to prove by prompt military punishment that they hnd nnwer oYilrit tham nj .- ond was that British officers could ben trusted to keep their word. Under British protection the revenue of the states has multiplied forty times over, and the value of the import and export trade within the last twenty years has risen 900 per cent The British succeed ed because their agents were of the highest character men of learning; and ability, who understood the native character of the Malay, and because they belonged to a stable, competitive, high-salaried, .absolutely non-political colonial service.' They began by rigor ously punishing serious crimes, whether committed by a peasant, a village crilef or a baron, or at the instigation -of the Sultan. This soon carried the common people over to the side of the British resident, whose power secured them against being plundered. All this was done, however, with the least possible Interference with local customs. The Sultan and his officers were considerately treated and respect for their dignity was enforced. The. Sultan presides over the State Council, which Includes the Important native chiefs and some Chines. All the lower grades of service are filled by Malays, and thre are not a few. native Judges on the bench. The Mohammedan relig ion Is left untouched. Public gambllng houseB are even today under govern ment protection. The British think we Americans will fall If we attempt to Occldentallze the- Orient by bestowing juries and a free press and elected Leg islatures on the Filipinos, because they have failed wherever they have tried It in India. The wealth of Malaya lies in Its tin, but the Malays are too Inert to work, so the tin deposits are worked by Chinese and Indian coolies. Under our Chinese exclusion policy we could not employ this kind of labor, but, as suming that the Filipinos are Inert, a supply of negro labor could be brought to the Philippines. CREEDS MOVE SLOIVLY. It Is possible that the revisions of the Presbyterian creed now in progress will excite interest and even controversy in ttte General Assembly that 'mets in May, but one would fain believe that large numbers of the commissioners, both lay and clerical, might by this time have ceased to regard the creed as a matter of religious life and death, and have learned to possess their souls in greater patience on the subject than both radicals and conservatives showed in the contest that raged over Briggs and revision lit the assembly that met at Portland in 1892. A good deal hap pens in ten years in these hurrying days. Within that time many of the old school have been superseded by young men with modem ideas of Gen esis and Paul's encyclical. In these ten years the needs ot man have been pressing upon the attention of the alert and humane mind, and the pre-eminence of dogma has correspond ingly declined. Examples of nulnlt In dependence set by Beecher and Phillips Brooks, Lyman Abbott and Newton Dwight Hlllls, F. W. Gunsaulus and Dr. H. W.. Thomas, Heber Newtcn, Henry Drummond and John Watson, have left deep Impress upon many minds. How men live Is more Important than what creed they prtofese. The Infants who died In Infancy are ot less concern than those that the tenements of our great cities are breeding up to wretchedness and crime. Therefore, while the revision commit tee has satisfied itself that the Pope is not anti-Christ, and that it may not be a sin to refuse an oath administered by rightful authority, and that infant damnation should not be taught, and that predestination Is to be Interpreted In accord with free, will, but will re affirm other things In the Westminster Confession quite as much out of keep ing with modern thought as the die credited traditions, let us hope that the more progressive party In the church will not greatly protest in favor of fur ther revision. These controversies have been magnified and embittered beyond all necessary and decorous bounds. The escape of man from -ecclesiastical im perialism is so complete today that no body of believers can be bound to re pose implicit faith in a cast Iron creed offered them from any source. It is better to let the creed be reformed slowly as the conservatives consent. No creed can express the advanced thought of Its time. No squadron can move as fast as its speediest ship. SPEAKS TO THE SEW GENERATION The ringing, hopeful speech delivrvi by President Roosevelt at Charleston on Wednesday was the voice of the new generation. President Roosevelt is in his 44th year; he was barely three years of age when the first shot of the Civil War was fired; he was not seven years old when Lee surrendered. The thirty seven years that have elapsed since the Civil War have, as the President truth fully said, made a substantial end of sectionalism. There Is nobody left to day in the United States on either side whose death would cause either section to waste any time in large funeral hon ors or heartfelt mourning of any sort The statesmen and the great captains who came out of the great war for the Union holding the hearts of the people are all now dead, and with their death both the realistic din and the romantic memory of the great conflict is extinct Henceforth both sections are 'sure to satisfy their passion for trade and pres ent pontics undisturbed by the'vener- able shapes or the warning voices of the I great soldiers and statesmen of Issi.kf; We stand on the threshold of a new departure, and we feel It just as all m'en felt it when Washington was borne to the tomb, whose living voice and influ ence, because of his great patriotic ser vices, served something to break the point of bitter partisanship. The patriotic military fetich was po tential in both sections for about twenty years. Its failing powers of invocation were manifest when the country elected Cleveland President, who not only was a Democrat, but a Democrat who had never concealed his lack of sympathy with Lincoln's war policy. Since 18S4 the battle cries of the Civil War have not been of any serious political conse quence. Harrison defeated Cleveland because of the tariff Issue, and Cleve land defeated Harrison because the la bor vote was cast for the Democratic candidate. McKlnley defeated Bryan because of the adoption of free sliver at 16 to 1 by the National Democracy as part of their creed. During all these years the work of erecting soldiers' monuments, of 'founding National ceme teries, has been steadily proceeding all over the country, but as a political in spiration the sentiment of the war be tween the section's is exhausted. The monuments of- consequence are 'all erected; the cemeteries completed. The great military and civic figures of the Civil War are all gone to the dark house and the long sleep. The war drums and fifes are no longer part of our political field music. Military and patriotic records ace no longer Influen tial In securing nominations to office. The veterans are not all of them too old, but they have passed their prime of Influence and cannot hope to be lead ers of the new generation to which Pres ident Roosevelt belongs and whosa glowing hope and courage he voices so vigorously today. The pension list has become so burdensome that war -eagle eloquence Is no longer equal to white washing extortion and vitalizing ex travagance. The -memory and Influence of the ter rible struggle between the sections Is gone or swiftly going with the disap pearance of the heroic generation that fought it out valiantly on both sides to the end. Its genuine romance, its in spiring realism, its sorrow, its joy. Its glory and Its gloom, are practically aead as a potential popular force in politics. President Roosevelt sees all this clearly, and rightly considers it a subject for present congratulation. He congratulates both ssctlons upon the great civilization that-, the victorious Issue of the war for the Union pre serves for us, fashioned and cemented into Its present Imposing shape. A man of fighting blood, who has proved him self a stout soldier on the firing line, he nevertheless expects peace, and pre dicts for the South and the whole coun-' try an Increased Industrial development nf.0, -an ,,.i.i Tu i uItonc4 to treat l'shtly the obligations of of war. He would not have a tfeace that! s6c,A anf1 ,,",, ,Htv Tt h. inw makes no preparation for war; a peace that will never fight for National honor and self-respect. To such a peace he would prefer a warlike episode like our stormy past, discordant with guns and drums; disfigured by battle, by waste of blood and treasure. The argument of the President is that If our peace to come Is guaranteed to be a peabe with honor, asserted, defended and secured by a willingness and ability to wage war upon just occasions, then neither the North nor the South need regret that the heroes and the statesmen and other object-lessons of our great war for nationality are no longer with us visible or volceful shapes. The senseless attack by the Socialists of his kingdom upon King Leopold of Belgium Is in strict line with socialistic unreason on governmental problems. It is by flaunting the red flag In the faces or the constituted authorities, yelling, hooting and throwing stones, that the mad leaders of a mad faction seek to reconcile orderly persons to their Ideas of what constitutes a legitimate government There was no more reason in the attack the other night upon the King of the Belgians' In his capital with hot words, threats and missiles that do duty as arguments with the genuine Socialist, than there wasj in striking down In the name of liberty the Em press of Austria when traveling In Swit zerland a few years ago. These people seek notoriety, and In Its hot pursuit they sometimes (though not as fre quently as could be desired) are brought up sharply against penalty. Mrs. Jefferson Davis has enteredfor mal protest against the erection of a triumphal arch to the memory of her husband. The outcome of his struggle can scarcely be said to be Jn the nature of a triumph, and in leaving his fame and achievement to history his widow displays a sound appreciation of the eternal fitness of things. This 13 not the first time that she has interfered to prevent mistaken friends and admir ers from placing the achievement of Jefferson Davis in a false light before the public, ft Is well that she compre hends the fact that posterity Is a good judge of history, and can decide better than contemporaneous heroes the value of the work done by a politician or patriot. The "mothers' meetings" recently in augurated In this city In connection with public school work seenxto grow in popularity and In promise. The movement is based upon the right idea, viz., the getting together, for purposes of mutual understanding, of mothers and teachers. It may be hoped that the movement will not be ephemeral In character, but that It will develop Into a special department of educational work In this city. It has this in Its favor from a financial point of view it can be added to the public school cur riculum without the cost of an addi tional penny to the taxpayer. The Democratic platform does not at tack the general positions of the Re publican party. Its authors dared not do that. The country Is too prosperous," under Republican policy, to permit that to be done, without bringing ridicule upon the attempt. The authors of this platform are obliged to content them selves with picking at details of Repub lican action, here and there. This is cheap enough too cheap to be the basis of action for a great party. In Demo cratic policy there is nothing construct ive. It is the policy of carpers not even the policy of direct and manly ne gation. That President" Roosevelt's view that an end had come at last to sectionalism because of the Civil War at the South voiced the opinions ot his Charleston au dience we have no doubt, for on the 3d inst, the thirty-seventh anniversary of the evacuation of Richmond?, the Rich- mond Dlsnatch saidr For years racn recu""hig anniversary of evacuation day" was a day of gloom In Rich mond. Bitter were the recollections of our peo ple, and their feelings were Intensified by the parading and Jollifying -which the negroes were then accustomed to Indulge In. But a new generation has arisen and we live In happier times, and most 'people have their faces turned to the future rather than to the past. With grief and regret we observe that the Democratic platform Is silent on the great Isoue of free silver coinage, on which hitherto it has agonized so terribly and so long. That is, at last this party discovers what a fool It made of Itself In the years that are past. It "sees now how it ought to have accepted long ago the disinterested advice of The Oregonian on this subject It will see the same thing after a while In regard to the Philippine Islands and other mat ters of today. Alfonso, Spain's boy King, Is said to feel aggrieved that his accession to the throne next month Is npt exciting the degree of Interest that is shown In the coronation ot Edward VII of England the month following. Perhaps a boy of 1G cannot be expected to have any great degree of discernment, but the averag American boy of Alfonso's age would have little difficulty in explaining to him the difference between the power represented by the King of England and the King of Spain. The New York Court of Appeals re cently decided that workmen have the moral and legal right to say that they will not work with certain men, and the employer must take their dictation or go without their services. Chief Justice Parkers conclusion Is that "a labor organization Is endowed with pre cisely the same legal right as is an in dividual to threaten to do that which It may lawfully do." The welcome gjven to President Roosevelt at the Charleston Exposition was befitting the Chief Magistrate of a great Nation by one of Its sovereign states. There Is no occasion for rejoic ing over this simple fact. The expected has happened. - The South In her own queenly way pays tribute to the Presi dent of a reunited people, "forgetting the things that are behind." Never before in our history was the prosperity of the country so high' as at present. But the Democratic party of Oregon Is not satisfied with the policy that has produced this prosperity, and proposes to reverse it How much hair would the Democrats be tearing", out If the Louisiana mules were going to the Boere instead of the British? - THE WAGES OF SIN. Philadelphia Times. The murder in North Fifteenth street, beneath Its tragic horror, conveys an im pressive lesson to- those who arc accus- and domestic duty. It has laid bare to the public gaze one cf those com mon instances of a so-called "double-life," the man of apparent respectability main taining two establishments, with two families, and trusting to his money and Influence to shield his immorality and protect his good name In "the business world. The crime, of a servant at once breaks down the screen, not only expos ing the man to his proper family and friends, but dragging him into the public light and holding him up to the con- temPtuus scrutiny .of the whole com munity. To men of this class the old warning can be confidently repeated: Be sure your sin will find you out. It cannot be con cealed forever. Sooner or later, it may be in some wholly unexpected way. the truth will come to light and there never is any escape from the result. Men may treat it lightly and say that the offense Is only In being found cut; that the man who is unfaithful to the sacred ties of family and honor is no worse than many of his neighbor and that his private af fairs are nobody's concern; but the man who is found out knows better. He knows that he Is disgraced and condemned and that he never can stand again be fore the community ofc? he stood before. Here was a man of good connections and largo business responsibilities, with every opportunity to live a useful and honorable life, who has been carelessly sowing the wind and all at once is com pelled to reap the whirlwind. The cir cumstance, are more than usually sen sational, but the drama itself is the same that has been played again and again, and the denouement differs only in the means by which it is brought about. Often it Is long delayed and the man fincles himself secure: he brings himself before the public In some way or does- something to attract atention. and then the fatal exposure comes and he finds himself confronted by his sin. The way is blocked before him. He has taken the chance nnd lost. The path of history Is strewn with the wrecks ot careers, that were ruined in this way. Young men In their folly, old men In tbelr ripe experience, alike imag ine that they can defy the Inexorable law of moral accountability, and alike are disillusioned In the end. They may still hold up their heads, but it 13 only a hollow pretense; they feel that men look at them askance; that they are only tolerated. It they arc not avoided. Their sin has found them out. This 's one of the strongest of the les sons Impressed by the recent hideous crime. If not .Itself the outcome of Illicit and immoral relations, it has forced these relations Into light, bringing dis tress upon the Innocent and shame npon Jhe guilty, and holding up a warning that even the most careless and indifferent cannot disregard. There can be no such thing as "a double life" that will not soon or late prove itself wholly a bad life and bring Its punishment in Its train. a Silver in the Philippines. New York Herald. The fluctuating value of the silver dol lars circulating in the Philippines repels would-be Investors in the islands and exercises a baneful effect upon their trade. It is astounding to find the Senate com mittee rejecting the suggestions of Com missioner Charles A. Conant, as approved by the War Department, and reporting a measure providing for the Philippines free and unlimited coinage of dollars to be made of American silver. Nothing could be more destructive than to mint silver Jn unlimited quantities for any one who chose to deposit It. We have now on our hands in the archipelago polygamy and slavery, and no end of other complica tions. The Senate committee proposes to add Bryanlsm to the list Chicago Chronicle. The statement that a subcommitte of the Senate Philippine committee has re ported in favor of the silver standard In those islands is strangely persistent In re appearance. The governments of India and Japan are by far the most enlightened In the Orient and best know the needs of the people of the far East. They adopted tho gold standard to put an end to the Irregulari ties In the exchanges, which were a source of endless uncertainty and loos to the people and of gain to none but dealers In exchange. Almost all the international trade of the world today is conducted on the gold basis. Practically all the external trade of the Philippines, including that with the United States, is conducted on that basis. In view of these notorious facts it has seemed Incredible that a committee of Congress should deliberately determine to prolong a monetary condition which keeps the exchange between the Philippines and the rest of the world In a state of un certainty tmd confUslcn. t Hoiv Evans "Was Handled. Boston Herald. A particularly disagreeable feature of the case is .that the President Imposed upon the Commissioner a secrecy In the matter which was not observed at the White House. The enemies of the Com missioner got early notice of their tri umph, and. of course, they were too Joyful to contain It- The Commissioner felt obliged. It seems, in loyalty to the President, to prevaricate concerning It, as Mr. Carson rather mildly character izes his denials. On last Friday so Insistent and positive were the assertions that the Commissioner had resigned that Mr. Carson himself at 2 P. M. called upon him at the Pension Office and was assured by him that he had not resigned. He went away believing that the late reports were only repeti tions of old rumors. "One hour after this unaccountable prevarication of the Commissioner," says Mr. Carson, ,"he was summoned to the White House and informed by the President that he had decided to make a public announcement of the resignation, which he would ac company with a 'statement.' The. state ment was published with the letter of resignation on Saturday morning, and 13 undoubtedly Intended to convey the Im pression that the Commissioner has not been driven from the office at the dic tation of the Grand Army, but has re tired voluntarily." This is the story as told by one who, there Is good reason for believing, has first-hand knowledge of the facts. It seems unnecessary to comment on It further. Interests Lie In Union. Cincinnati Enquirer. The truth is that the best Interests of both the United States and Cuba lie In the direction of union. Cuba cannot compete In the commercial world stand ing alone. Its people do not understand tho game of trade and traffic and have too long Indulged In the lassitude of the tropical clime. Cuba needs the Yankee blood and push. It needs Its brain and brawn. It needs capital to develop an Island so fair and sweetMn nature's gifts as might have been the early Eden. Cuba cannot desire to be fbrever a genteel beg gar. All considerations Of Its Castilian pride resent It Thirty Cents for Lnsnrns. Omaha World-Herald. King Edward has decided that on the day he is crowned he will give a dinner to 500.000 of th most destitute poor In his kingdom. On that day Lazarus Is not to be left to sit on the steps, but Is to be invited in to gather up the crumbs that fall from the rich man's table. Even the beggars are to be royal guests. From the royal coffers 5150,000 has been appro priated for his largess. That Is at the rate of exactly 20 cents a meal, and in the eyes of all these, the world' over, who think and consider and feel, this is pre- ntmlv TtrHflf fltA YrtAtl ..rill ln1 1I1 cents. THE DEGENERACY OF WATTERSCJN New York Times. There is no speculation in the dull eye with which Henry Watterson's bogy glares at him. He cannot kindle the fires of life under Its ribs of rag and straw. He may brandish the thing in the streets, but it would never occur to the tenderest blue-eyed babe to be fright ened thereby. The child would turn from it to him and only wonder what the gen tleman was doing with his old stuffed doll. If John Adams had not been beaten by Thomas Jefferson in the Presidential elcc. tlon of 1SC0, or if General Grant had got a third term our blessed liberties would now be in tatters, and we should walk the streets with gyves upon our wrists. Twice we have been delivered once from John Adams' attempt to monarchize the Government and once from General Grant's plot to impcrialize It. But be warned, my countrymen, the horrid peril again confronts us. There Is a rough rlding Diaz In the White House no "slyly peeping out of the stable yard of tne White House" who has laid his plans to Mexlcanize the Government. And the Times, which belongs to a class of news papers that "know nothing they do not want to know, or else they see nothing unless- they stumble over it and skin their shins," sinfully refuses toyjoln Colonel Watterson in his efforts to raise the hair of his fellow citizens by disclosing the autocratic and Mexican nature of the Army bill. We have no idea what the readers of the Louisville Courier-Journal think of Colonel Watterson's - performances with the bogy. We know what they oughrMo think more, what, they ought to tell him that he might be In better business. Al beit much Inclined to be perverse and flighty, Henry Watterson has sometimes served his party well. He has still the ability to serve It. The Democracy needs all the brains It can command, all the sound, living Ideas, all the active capital, available for Its use. It needs able lend ers and wise direction that It may re-g-iln the confidence of the people. But with his "bronch-buster" silliness Colo nel Watterson makes public confession of an empty mind and files a petition m political bankruptcy. -f : "OREGON AND SCUTTLE." Article That Was Briefly Summar ized in the Dispatches. Washington Star. Oregon votes In June. Tho Republi cans have nominated a state ticket and adopted a platform. They accept the issue as to the Philippines laid down by the Democrats of the. Senate. They are opposed to scuttle. Permanent Ameri can control, with the natives ordering the local government as rapidly as they qualify, is their answer. The National bearing of this answer grows out of the fact that at this elec tion a legislature will be chosen, which will in turn choose a United States Senator, and Oregon's representation In the next House will also be decided. Republican success therefore will mean votes In Congress against any scheme looking to hauling down the flag at Manila. Retention of ,the Philippines Is safd to be strongly " favored by the people or tha Pacific Coast. The question ap peals to them on tho business, as well as on the sentimental side. They are figuring on an enormous Oriental trade, which they think American sovereignty will promote, and they have contributed a liberal quota of the troops which have been upholding American authority In the Islands. For these two reasons they are not In sympathy with those who would pull up stakes and come home. It may continue to be for a few years a little expensive o stay, but ultimately, as they belleye, the returns of every description will be gratifyingly remun erative. For that matter this statement of the case applies wherever antl-scuttle senti ment prevails. What Is called the com mercial view of the situation Is widely taken now without apology. Why not? The commercial view did qot take us to the Philippines, but now that we are there and in control by a perfectly legitimate stroke of war, why should we not in laying out further plans take prominently Into account a legitimate stroke of business? Commercial devel opment Is the spirit of the age. and the Philippine archipelago Is not outside Its influence. The archipelago will be de veloped under the flag of some strong power, and why not under the flag of the power which is on the ground by right and In force, and with purposes altogether In line with the welfare of the natives? The Filipinos themselves, competent authority states, are today wholly incapable Of bringing the cpuntry Into touch with the progress of the times. Still, scuttle seems now to be the pol icy of the anti-administration forces. It may be only a campaign cry. The cry of free trade carried the day In 1892. But the country neither wanted nor got free trade. Would the triumph of scut tle at the polls be followed bv actnsil scuttle In policy? The chances would be as a thousand to one against It Feminine Silliness. Silly women will do almost anything in their enthusiasm for a male performer, and the CO who rufched at Kubellk In Brooklyn after a performance, and endeavored to kiss him, are unfortunately not the only examples of such hysterical adulation among their "sex. Poor Captain Hobsbn was made ridiculous before the whole country by Just such nonsense. Of course, the man In 6uch a cae Is taken at a tremen dous disadvantage. He can neither accede nor refuse with dignity. It is said that some of the Brooklyn women taunted Kubellk with be ing a coward. But there are many otherwise brave men who would shrink from such an on slaught, and there are women whom it would require no small bravery to kiss. -providence Journal. Altruistic, but Not Business. Mobile Register. The Democratic plan for. the setting up of the Philippines as an independent coun try, with neutrality guaranteed by all the principal nations of the earth, is altruistic. It Is based upon the theory that the peo ple of the United States will do everything for tho Filipinos and ask for nothing In return, after having spent several hun dred millions of dollars as an Investment in their islands. In the Ideal state what Is proposed Is precisely what a great Nation such as ours ought to do and would do; but It is not business, you know. Variorum on an Old Jingle. Chicago Inter Ocean. A few days ago the Inter Ocean printed on Its editorial page "the best-known bit of verse in the English langauge," written by Richard Grafton, as follows: "Thirty days hath November, April, June and September, February hath twenty-eight alone. And all the rest have thirty-one." Commenting on this a contemporary says: "Where was the Inter Ocean brought up? We never before heard the 'bit of verse In any form but this: " Thirty days hath September, April. Juno and November; All the rest have thirty-one. Excepting February alone. Which hath eight and a score Except when leap year adds one more." " Evidently your contemporary Is not posted on Eastern lore. New England children being taught the following wording: "Thirty days hath September, April. June and November; All the rest have thirty-one. Excepting February, which alone, Hath four and twenty-four. And every fourth year one day more." Berkshire County, Massachusetts, would say: "Thirty days hath September, April, June and November: February hath twenty-eight. Thirty-one being tho others' rate." Seymour. la., adds another, which Is entirely nw fo me. and may be to the Inter Ocean readers also: "The fourth, eleventh, ninth and sixth, Hath thirty days to each affixed; All the rest have thirty-one, Save February. with twenty-eight In fine. Till leap year gives it twenty-nine." "MRS. WILSON AMES. Seymour, Iiu , NOTE AiD COMMENT. W. J. Bryan was also mentioned. Too many carpenters sometimes spoil the platform. The fight Is on; lot the candidates fall where they may. The average Democratic platform Is usu ally spelled "t-a-I-k." There are more Idle -plows and unwatched flocks In the bunchgrass country. After all, the ticket will probably -be punched before the party gets to the first station. The Senate's liberality to the Columbia shows that it has not been studying geog raphy out of Astoria text-books. By a skillful combination of sidesteps and straddles the great principles of the Multnomah Democracy were finally got together. Some of Emperor. William's private yachts are fitted up almost as regardless of cost as an Army transport running out of San Francisco. "Sam" Hague, who first introduced real negroes as minstrels in Europe, died a short time ago In England. While run ning a saloon in Syracuse. N. Y.. some 35 years ago, he conceived the Idea of taking a comptny of negroes abroad. He did so, and "Hague's Slave Troupe" made a tremendous hit. He picked up all the members in Syracuse and neighborhood, but none knew the difference across the water. Hague became wealthy, but was worth little or nothing at the time of his death. Squire L. D. ChacWen. of We'lington, Kan., who celebrated his S4th birthday last week, when a boy used to go Into the woods after squlrrcla with Roscoe Conk ling. He chewed tobacco for half a cen tury, and then quit. He finds his pipe a comfort. He never took a drink of red liquor at a bar. After 60 years of married' life Mrs. -Shaddon still docs all her own housework except the family washing, and the squire sav$ he has to read the riot act once In a while to head her off from doing that. "When I have anything to say.' re marked Henry Watterson the other day, "I write It: then I put it in my pocket. After a while I take it out, read It and write it again. Once more I put it away. Then I write It again and send it down to tha printer and have it put in type. When I get the proof T run over it closely and write it again, and again it goes to tho printer. Afterward it is sent to me again in the revised proof. Then I make the last corrections and send it down again. ' And then." continued Mr. Watterson, with a heavy sigh, "the confounded printer gets it wrong." A young woman c!crk at the Court house was asked to Teport for the Well ington, Kan., Mall a wedding that was to take place in the office of the Probate Judge. Here Is her journalistic achieve mentotherwise not even the names be ing given: "The bride was 1G years old, wore a short dress and black kid shoes, black dress, red choker, blue velvet hat with plumes arranged to give a wing ef fect, crown flat and white rosette In front. The groom was tall, gawky and light com plected, wore a blue necktie, striped trous ers, dark blue barred sack coat, standing collar, black shoes laced upside down, with strings trailing." H. H, Faxon prints some figures to show what has happened In Qulncy, Mass., with no saloon. In 20 years. In that time the population has more than doubled, the valuation has Increased nearly three-fold, the deposits In the savings banks Nearly five-fold, and new houses more than five fold. These things were to be expected In a prosperous city so near- Boston, but what was not to be expected in the ordi nary course of things was, that, while the population Increased 120 per cent, the amount expended for the poor department should decrease 12 per cent. l Five cities in Massachusetts with a smaller popula tion paid much larger sums for the sup port of the poor. The Irrepressible Conflict. Springfield Republican. The marked difference of opinion of one member of the County Congregational Ministers' Club from its generally accept ed doctrines and a refusal on his part to resign, when resignation Is suggested) as a solution of the difficulty, prombed' possible Interesting developments. The higher criticism excitement was tardy in reaching hls region but our attack com ing late 'in life like the measles, to use an entirely Irreverent simile we have had I It very hard. For the past three years It has convulsed our little theological world. The question of Mr. Hutchins will be raised, If it comes to an issue, as a sort of a test case. The person whose' opinions are questioned admits himself that they are not in accord with the old fashioned creeds, according to which In spirit; if not In exact letter of agreement, the society was formed: but he claims; that Congregationalism Is advancing, and as a perfectly autonomous body the as sociation Can and should make a broader test of membership, which would admit men who have taken the more radical view of Interpreting the Scriptures, 'xhe body of the association, no doubt, take the conservative view, and it is extreme ly Improbable that they will broaden their requirements to any such extent as woull be advocated by Mr. Hutchins. In tho meanwhile there are undoubtedly a num ber of members of the association who have taken a view nearly. If not quite, as radical as the latter. If an effort is made to expel him from the society, what will bo their position in it? In Need of an Arbitrator. Washington Post. Sooner or later Mr. Hanna will have to take charge of the strike In the Repub lican party. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGRAPHERS Carried to Extremes. "Miss Neerwon is a, man-hater. Isn't she?" "Yes, In3eed. 'Why, she won't even live in a house with a mansard roof." Philadelphia Bulletin. A Possibility. Papa A young woman cannot be too careful about the man she accepts. She Oh, I don't Know! She might be so care ful that she'd remain single. Puck.' Why He Belongs. "Why, I didn't know your husband played golf." "He doesn't. He- sits on the clubhouse porch anddrinks things when the afternoons arc hot." Chicago Record-Herald. Loafer Any chanco of a job o' work "ere, mister? Foreman No. We're not wanting any more hands now. Loafer Well, the little bit o work I'd do wouldn't make no difference! Punch. Both Sides. "Our legislators." protested the machine politician, "arc not as bad as they are painted." "No?" replied the plain citizen. "Well, thpy're certainly not so good as they're whitewashed." Philadelphia Press. Solar Plexus. Miss Brighton What a lovely wateh-fob, Mr. Borcm. Is jour watch equally pretty? Mr. Borcm Here It Is. Miss Brighton What! eleven o'clock! Why. I had no idea it was so late, had you? Chicago Dally News. Her Lucky Daughter. Mrs. Wiggles Lan sakes! what ye flxin' up so fer? Mrs. Back wooda W'y, hain't ye heerd that Hattle mar ried one o" them French fellers with a ferrln title an' s comln' home next week? Mrs. -Wiggles Do tell! Did she marry one o them Counts? Mrs. Backwoods Mercy me! I guesa he's "olgger'n a Count. She say3 in her letter thet he's a chaffeur. Judg