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Since the others had all the party ma chinery, all the Judges and clerks, all the police and other official forces at their command, with power to cast and to count the vote without check or su pervision, the opponents of the machine did not molest them, but stayed away, making no appearance either at the pri maries or in the convention. A citizens' ticket was the outcome of this situation two years ago. Many Re publicans participated in the movement. Strictly, however, they were not bolt ers, for they had taken no part what ever in the Republican primaries or convention. They knew they would have no chance whatever In the pri maries, for that was before the primary election law was enacted, and the ma nipulation was wholly In the hands of their opponents. This time, however, it was different. The primary law, enacted by the Leg islature of 1901. gave opportunity to or ganize and vote against the machine, and to have the .vote counted. Every thing was done under the close super vision of law. But the "old crowd," though In possession of all the ma chinery of party organization and work ing official authority, with the munici pal and county departments, to the very extremity of energy and abuse, were beaten in the primary and lost the con vention. There was about forty major ity in the convention against them, which was Increased as the affair un folded and the results became well un derstood. On the first day the minor ity entered the convention and took part in the proceedings. The convention then adjourned for one week. When it reas sembled the minority, with ten or twelve exceptions, refused to appear end issued their "bolters' manifesto." During that week Mr. Simon and his friends had been very busy with the Democrats, as they have been busy ever since. A programme was laid out, which is to be followed as nearly as they can make It go. The Simon ma chine is to get, through fusion, a num ber, perhaps a majority, of the nomi nees for the Legislature and some of the city and county offices. Mr., Cham berlain1 is to have their support for Gov ernor, and the machine in Portland I9 to be worked with desperate energy to elect him and to put a body of mem bers into the Legislature from this county who will, do Mr. Simon's bidding. Reinforcement for these members Is to be sought in different parts of the state, and. effort will ,be made to get Demo cratic co-operation in the Legislature, through the assistance of Mr. Chamber lain and his friends. If Mr. Chamber lain could be elected Governor and the power of that office could be turned into the combine, the Simon machine could again be placed on Its feet It could put any check it pleased upon legislation; it could defeat the new charter; it could continue the present regime In Portland and hold ground" on which it might' hope for complete re-establishment of its power. This lBthe general plan of the Simon bolt; for a. bolt it is. The parallel it attempts with the citizens' movement of two years since is an untrue one, for this is a bolt and that was not The Republicans who took part In the citi zens movement two yea,rs ago had par ticipated in no Republican primary, had entered no Republican convention; and they violated no moral obligation or party usage when they joined that un dertaking. On the other hand, the pres ent withdrawal is a proceeding taken by men who had participated. In the course of party action, and who, If they had won, would have felt that they had a right to demand acceptance of . the results by others who had taken part in the-primary and convention. Are men to be Republicans, or are they not? Are -there any principles or purposes which are to be sustained, or can best be sustained, through the Re publican party? Or Is it a delusion that the Republican party is or can be use ful to the 'country more useful than the other? The Oregonlan doesn't ap prove all the methods or all the details of the afctlon of the Republican conven tion; but never mind them.- -The abuse was infinitely less than that practiced here during a score of years by these protestors. The question is. Are Repub licans to adhere to their party or follow the fortunes of a faction which assumes an air of injured innocence and pleads the baby act when at last, after many T years of absolute rule, It loses Its hold on the party? DEGENERACY A MYTH. They who are troubled at the reputed degeneracy of British and American so ciety will And food for salutary reflec tion In an article contributed to the Popular Science Monthly for April by Professor J. J. Stevenson, of New Tork University.' Mr. tevenson Is a thorough-going optimist, and lays on the brush without much regard to back ground or perspective. There are no shadows on- his landscape, and the cheerful air with which he discards the somber tints of commercialism, trusts, municipal corruption, vast fortunes, etc., is at once refreshing and unique. Yet he makes out a case withal which most healthy-minded persons will ac cept as much nearer the truth than the contention of dyspeptic and remi niscent philosophy. Professor Stevenson welcomes "com mercialism" with "the glad hand." It is doing something, he says, for man on his physical, social and moral side, and does not concern itself solely, as did the creative genius ancient and Eliza bethan which we mourn, with his es thetic side. A certain distant century, it Is true, produced a Shakespeare; but there was only one, so we are at least equally culpable with many other di visions of time. Creative minds are as great and as numerous today, but their energies are claimed by concerns much nearer and more vital to human needa Newton stood out pre-eminent; but there are half a dozen- Newtons in America today, made common by very numbers; while Howards and Shaftes burys. Instead of being, a nine days' wonder, blossom around us so plenti fully that we take them as a matter of course. The strongest and most Interesting part of Mr. Stevenson's paper is his treatment of man's material lot, and the showing made Is Impressive. He has gathered up the progress of humane civilization, working through steam, chemistry, invention and accumulated wealth, to cheapen creature comforts, multiply the Individual's earning power, prevent war, settle labor troubles and put education within reach of every child. Instruction is far more practical than formerly, he contends. It aids the needy in capacity for earning, and fits the masEes for freer and brighter lives. Nor has this' been done at t expense of culture of the old sort; for classical students he finds to be far larger in per centage of the whole population than formerly. Culture In the old sense has Increased, and practical education has been added. The virtues of a commercial civiliza tion have been arrayed with consum mate skill by no less a philosopher than Mr. W. E. H. Lecky, and It 1b these vir tues and no others which Professor Stevenson finds in healthy state of ad vance in -this money-making age. A necessary corrective of his optimism la the recollection also of the vices of the commercial civilization and the vacant spaces where the virtues of other civil izations would shine with credit and profit Trading and manufactures pro mote honesty and sobriety, undoubt edly, and in the long run a superficial sort of happiness. But reverepce and plfety and self-sacrifice, all the religious and domestic and some of the patriotic virtues, are not as signally displayed as In parts of Europe and Asia, where material progress gives little cause to boast The Increase In the commercial virtues for which Mr. Stevenson con tends must be conceded. But there are other fields from which excursions would not bring home so pleasing spoils. AN DLD SPOOK. The attempt to prejudice the Ameri can people against President Roose velt as the coming "man on horse back" is a very old bit of political stage property, a very ancient ghost that does not now walk for the first time. "The man on horseback" was what Henry Clay and the New England partisans of John Qulncy Adams pre figured as General Andrew Jackson's statesmanship should he become Pres ident The people, however, remem bered with pride that Jackson was the victorious "man on horseback" at the battle of New Orleans, elected him Pres ident, re-elected him, and were anxious to give him a third term. Jackson made a most peace-loving President, and never wrote a message as full of Implied warlike Intent as President Cleveland's "Venezuela message. Gen eral Taylor, who was our victorious "man on horseback" at Buena "Vista, was a most conservative and peaceful President "When General prant was nominated for President, General Francis P. Blair, the Democratic candidate for Vice President, bitterly denounced the hero o Vicksburg as the coming "man on horseback," but Grant was a most peace-loving man. He kept the peace firmly with England when Charles Sum ner did his best to break It; he kept the peace with Spain under the very strong provocation of the Vlrginlus massacre; his last official act was to urge the withdrawal of bayonet government from the South. The historical testi mony Is overpowering that fromWash ington down to Grant our military Presidents have been most pacific In their foreign policy and most delicate In their strict regard for the sanctity of the "civil law. Generals Sherman and Hancock, In their correspondence over the possible outcome of the disputed Hayes-Tllden election, showed the strongest desire to avoid all appearance of irreverence for or Indifference tQ the supremacy of the civil law in time of peace. Sherman more than once said: "Soldiers do not favor ware; they hate wars, for they know their terrible cost in blood and treasure, in political vio lence and social corruption; politicians make wars and then soldiers have to fight them." President Roosevelt was "the man on horseback" at San Juan Hill, just as President Hayes was at Cedar Creek; just as President Harrison was at Re eaca; Just as President McKlnley was at Kernstown. and because he was this kind of "a man on horseback" he holds a warm place In the hearts of the peo ple. All the power and opportunity that any President of the United. States has to play the part of "the man on horseback" is imposed upon him by the Federal Constitution. The "War Depart ment's Army bill adds nothing tQ the President's power and reduces nothing the present functions the law gives Gen eral Miles. The President is, Commander-in-Chief by the Constitution. No law can abridge his orders. The general in command Iras only the au thority the President grants. The President's orders are his powers; the President can select from the Generals of the Army the man to exercise those 1 powers. Lincoln lifted McClellan to the top and then removed him at his will; so he did Burnside Buell, Hooker, Fre mont, Rosecrans. To the President's enormous powers as Commander-in- Chief, In peace or war, the present bill J adds -nothing. It simply proposes to add the system of the general staff to our Army to increase the practical effi ciency of its administration. Moltke was chief of staff under the German Emperor as Commander-in-Chief. Our American President by our Constitution practically occupies the same supreme military position as the German Em peror, and there is no reason why the gcrieral staff should not be easily adapt ed to our American military conditions.. It no more Germanizes the American Army to adopt valuable military re forms from Europe than It American izes an English or" German Army to borrow from the United States our training of cavalrymen to fight on foot and the use of rapidly extemporized field lntrenchments. And yet General Miles has the folly to assert that under the new Army bill an "autocrat" or "military despot" could be created, and Henry Watterson predicts the approach of "the man on horseback." In his speech ou retiring from polit ical life, Macaulay said that "the sov ereignty of the mob leads by no Jong or circuitous path to the sovereignty of the sword." This means that out of the chaos of anarchy marches "the man on horseback " The mob Is not sovereign in our country, or likely to be. Anarchy does not threaten us, and until It does we need not fear that our broncho buster will suddenly become "the man on horseback." Soldier Presidents do not make revolutions, but civic revolu tions sometimes breed Bonapartes. TWO KINDS OP IMMIGRATION. It is a remarkable fact that while the opposition to Chinese exclusion has crumbled away like a house of cards, the most strenuous efforts of Immigra tion reformers at the East fail utterly to arouse the old enthusiasm for shut ting out Europeans. Loosely conceived references to "the foreign element" as responsible for sporadic exhibits In vice, pauperism and crime in our great cities, may still be met with frequently. But they are as disconnected and Impotent as the phenomena of which they com plain. The dregs of foreign immigra-' tion accumulate In our cities, especial ly in New York, where they are held In subjection If not In spoliation and ter ror; but the main stream flows on to the farms, mines and factories of the interior and the Pacific Coast, where it does useful work and adds to our Na tional wealth. The census Indicates a subsidence of the acute stage of the immigration scare. Although nearly 4,000,000 persons from all other lands came to the United States In the decade ending with 1900, the total increase in the foreign-born population was only 1,151,000 over the figures for 1890. In the meantime the native-born inhabitants of the Repub lic had Increased by more than 12,000, 000. The truth Is that the period em bracing the last ten years of the nine teenth century shows a marked falling off in immigration as compared with the preceding decade. In 18S2 alone 788,000 newcomers arrived In the United States. The highest number reaching our shores in any twelvemonth of the stretch from 1890 to 1900 was 623,000, and the general average was much lower. The European Immigrant is assim ilated with our American civilization, If not in his lifetime. In the succeeding generation. There Is a limit, certainly, to the volume we can comfortably ab sorb, and possibly industrial conditions will enforce that limit with reasonable accuracy without recourse to drastic legislation. Unquestionably paupers, criminals and diseased persons should be excluded, but the old fear of the foreign blood that was to pollute the stream of American life has been al layed. The reason is that the children of our foreign-born are American. Even the adults come with more friendship for our free institutions than for those they leave behind. In every walk of life the boys of Immigrant fathers and mothers, and often those who came here In youth ornament our citizenship and strengthen the National vigor in peace and war. Itis the baneful difference from all this that stamps our Asiatic immigrants with danger. The Chinaman comes here as an alien, whose farthest thought Is to take up the burdens of citizenship and raise up children for the support and defense of his adopted country. Undoubtedly American-born- children of Chinese parents Would be American In sentiment and habit if brought up In American schools and surroundings and filled from infancy with the thoughts and ideals , imbedded in the English tongue. Much as the Caucasian brain differs from the Mongolian, It does not prevent assimilation along these lines. We" Have young Chinamen among us that prove It But the conditions that make Americans of the German or the Italian child are absent and rejected by the Chinese. They come here not In families, but as sojourners, foreign In every purpose and habit, and, so far as suffered, actually maintain for them selves a sort of extra-territorlallty, even to the taking of life, liberty and property. Foreign communities of this character are objectionable and danger ous in any country. Its resources and Its protection are for those who give it their allegiance. AN IMPOSSIBLE PRECEDENT. In South .Carolina and Arkansas long custom within the Democratic party makes possible the choice of United States Senators through primaries. This Is, an entirely different thing from the" primary plan now on trial In Illinois, or the convention plan proposed by stat ute In Oregon. None of these expedi ents haB any healthy prospect of per manent adoption. Probably no make shift for Constitutional change In the method of electing. Senators can ever attain general ueage. The Senatorial office Is one which usually attracts a number of aspirants, and it Is only when one qr at most two in xi party aspire to Its candidacy that selection by primaries or conventions Is practicable. So long as the Constitution lodges the responsibility of Senatorial elections with the members of the Leg islature, any attempt to anticipate that action will only draw upon Itself the combined opposition of all -aspirants other than the one In whose Interest the attempt is made. The Republicans of Yamhill County the other day In structed their delegates to the state convention to oppose the nomination of a Senator at Portland this week. This action very likely reflects the desires of some Senatorial candidate. Friends of other candidates will doubtless take a similar position. On a larger scale an exact duplicate of this phenomenon Is now on view In the State of Illinois. There the plan has been entered upon of naming the United States Senator through primaries and subsequent nomination at the state convention. The primaries are now be ing held throughout" the various coun ties of the state, and Representative Hopkins Is reported to have secured 266 of the 390 delegates thus far chosen.--His good fortune In this respect has naturally aroused alarm among other candidates. Mason, Dawes, Sherman, etc The Republican state central com mittee met last week to formulate the call for the state convention; fixed May 8 as the date, but did not, as It was (expected to do. Include In the outlined objects for the convention's attention the nomination of a candidate for Sen ator. The omission was brought about by -the opponents or Mr. Hopkins. The Chicago Tribune thinks this marks the end of the Hopkins undertaking. The state convention will not nominate, and the election will be thrown into the Legislature, as usual. Such popular contests of state con vention or otherwise generally accepted party candidates for United States Sen ator as have occurred in Northern States have been so unique In their cir cumstances 'as to render them Inoperat ive as precedents. In Illinois In 185S the pre-eminence of Lincoln and Doug las pitted them together naturally. In 1858 General Palmer was nominated In state convention by the Democrats of Illinois because he was practically the unanimous choice of the party. He was the only Democratic aspirant before the state convention, he was the only Dem ocrat considered by the Legislature. The Republicans in that year made no nomination, because they were divided, and in that division between Farwell, Oglesby and others they made General Palmer's election possible. In 1891 John M. Thurston" and W. J. Bryan made a joint canvass of Nebraska for the Sena torshlp, Mr. Thurston winning. These, so far as we can recollect, are the only experiments with this device "in Northern States. They srew natur ally, as we have said, out of the excep tional circumstances which gave one man a fortuitous selection for; the race. No general rule can be based upon a combination of circumstances so rare. It is not in human nature for candidates for the Senate to give up their fight till the last court of appeal has been reached. That court Is the Legislature. The state convention Is not and cannot be final. The convention binds nobody. The Legislature's action is definitive. Neither members of the Legislature nor candidates will contentedly abrogate the responsibility and privilege con ferred upon them by the Constitution. Nominations for popular election of Sen ators will be potent when the popular election elects. President Roosevelt has not gotten over the habit which distinguished him as Governor of New York of saying what he means and meaning what he saya He Is not, In the crafty sense of the term, a politician, but his habit of "getting there," as demonstrated by the events of recent years, is only matched by his determination to stand by his opinions. To fight the President is most unprofitable, but his critics and the op ponents of this policy find great advan tage In the fact that they are ndt com pelled to follow any blind trails In the effort to find fault. with the Adminis tration. His habit Is to "speak but," whether in bringing the Lieutenant General of the Army up to the snub-blng-post or declining, in distinct terms, in the ante-room of the White House, to interfere in the local political affairs 6t a city or state. This "over and above board" policy of dealing with men and measures is valuable, since It enables every aspirant for Presidential favor to realize at once "where he Is at" Hmperor Francis Joseph of Austria performed the traditional ceremony on Good Friday of washing the feet of twelve aged men at the Hoffberg. The aggregate age of these recipients of im perial favor was 1010 years. Twelve women, whose aggregate age was 1182 years, received Imperial gifts. The cere monies were conducted In the presence of the diplomatic corps, and t were quaintly symbolical of humility and charity. To the extent that It repre sents theso graces In all sincerity this practice Is entitled to as respectful con sideration as other Christian rites that are more universally observed. The number of persons made happy by the Easter legend Increases from, year to year. With music, flowers and Spring millinery as features of Easter observance, this sustained and increas ing popularity Is not strange. Nor s it reprehensible. Oh the contrary, it tends to the development and cultivation of a love for the beautiful and is at once gratifying and commendable. No one can sit for an hour in the delicately scented atmosphere of a flower-decorated church and listen to Easter music and sermon .without the subtle benefit that follows the touch of refining In fluences. It Is very gratifying to Portland citi zens to know that outside capitalists have sufficient faith in the future of the Pacific Coast and the Northwest to be ready to make such Investments as those now proposed, by the Portland Railway Company. It would seem that all reasonable encouragement should be given through the support of its citi zens to enterprises of this kind, which disburse so much money a present, and must of necessity depend upon the fur ture entirely for the return of the in vestment Every American who witnesses a Mexican or Spanish bullfight wishes to see the tortured animal gore his tor menters. The enthusiasm, therefore, of the Americans who witnessed the scene i at Juarez, Mexico (opposite El Paso), on Sunday, was as creditable as It was natural. The race to which we have the honor to belong Instinctively hates cruelty. Dr. Thomas Dunn English, author of "Ben Bolt," continues at four-score and three years to keep death at bay. He has been critically 111 for many days, and of course the cdntest can have but one result This result, true sympa thy would fain, hasten, and not for even an nour delay. The Iowa Legislature has appropri ated $150,000 for monuments to Iowa sol diers In Vicksburg Military Park. One shudders to think of the number of metal caricatures of patriotism which this sum will turn out. The question as to whether, the Grand Army or the Administration dictates the policy of the Nation In pension mat ters Is again up to the President From present indications, the Grand Army will win out I ' CAIRO TO THE CAPE. The death of Cecil Rhodes calls to mind the great project cast into abeyance by the Boer War, by which he planned to bind together the British territories hi Africa and to make British influence dom inant throughout the continent We re fer, of course, to the Cairo-Cape railway project This gigantic conception has been the basis of British African pollcy for the past five or six years, and It con tributed largely though indirectly to the causes which led up to the Transvaal con flict Nothing has been heard of It of late, but there has been, reason for this, and It must not be assumed that It has been forgotten or abandoned. All the motives which supported it prior to the war still exist and. In relation to recent events and present conditions, they oper ate with Increased force to urge It upon the British people. A little study of the map of Africa will vastly aid comprehension of the Cairo Cape project x England, It will be found, practically controls a chain of countries extending from the Mediterranean Sea in the novthto the Indian Ocean at the south. There is missing from this chain a link or two, but with the conquest of the Transvaal, no serious barrier In the form of foreign territory remains to be overcome. Egypt, now a British depend ency, extends from the mcuth of the Nile to the 20th paraHel; on tho south it joins the Soudan, which in turn Joins the little territory of Fashoda, now also under tho British dominion. The next country In line toward the south Is British East Af rica, which carries tho chain of direct British ownership to Victoria Nyanza on tho line of the equator. At this point there Is a break of some four or five hundred miles, with German East Africa on the east and the Kongo Free State at the west Passing this foreign territory, the chain of British dominion is taken up at the ninth parallel (south) and, fol lowing through British Central Africa, Rhodesia, British South Africa, the Trans vaal, the Orange Republic and Cape Col ony, to the cape. One who thus looks down the map with the Cairo-Cape project in mind la likely to get through mere force of geographical information new light upon the Fashoda incident, the struggle for Khartum, the efforts of Eng land to gain and hold control of the Transvaal and the Orange State, and in studying the relative position of Rhodesia and other territories brought under the British dominion by the enterprises of Mr. Rhodes ono gets a new conception of the breadth and purpose of a man who la truly entitled to be styled an empire builder. One by one the non-British jurisdictions which intervene between Cairo and the Cape German East Africa alone excepted have been shouldered out of the way and recent diplomatic move ments give color to the suggestion that the rights of England over the whole line of the projected rail way will be made complete through arrangement with Germany on one hand or with the Kongo State on theother. Even under the stress of war It has not been forgotten that the national pur pose back of this war and of the events which preceded the war Is to so estab lish British authority in Africa as to bring that continent chiefly in a political sense and wholly In a commercial sense under the English dominion. "The Cairo-Cape raifway project Is ner- haps the most daring conception In all the history of material development It far surpasses the Siberian railway project, which in some sort it resembles, both as to the vast amount of capital involved and as to its Immediate political and com mercial significance. Already while it is as yet a project only a mere dream It has won for England the Empire of Af rica. To carry It out according to Mr. Rhodes' plan will make of Africa a country second only in Its power to create wealth to tho American Continent. More than this, if it be done promptly, it will restore the prestige which England has lost of late years and extend It Africa under the Influence of this great work will do for England more than India has ever done. It will provide an outlet for her energy, return a profit upon her sur plus capital, afford a market for her man ufactures; It will, in short, give her all of the advantages which follow a great national effort put forth under circum stances which arouse the spirit and stim ulate the native force of a people. It will, furthermore, command the admlra. tion of the world and be a sign among the nations attesting the unbroken power and the continuing intrepidity of the British race. Wntterson's Ignorance. New York Times. The bill in question Is simply a bill to promote the reorganization of the Army on modern Hne3. General Miles appears to think that process equivalent to the "Russianizatlon" or "Germanlzation" of the Army. But we believe it is admitted that Russia and Germany have efficient armies. More than that, so far from be ing, as it has been misrepresented to be, a bill for Intrenching a staff "ring," the object of the measure, with other meas ures propos'ed by the department, is pre cisely to prevent the formation of such a ring by eecuring a continual Interchange between line and staff, the continual aera tion of the staff, and the keeping of offi cers on the active list of the Army who are either not good enough or yet too good to servo with troops in tho fleld. Instead of intrenching the TIte Barnaeles of the staff departments, the object of the secretary has been to dislodge and "detach" them. And they are all perfect ly aware of the fact If Colonel Watter son had read the bill, or had taken the opinion upon it of the progressive officers of the Army who are not in possession of the "soft things" of staff appointments, he could not be so absurd as to represent it as a bill to make the President, be ho "statesman" or "rough rider," a mili tary dictator. Conscience Money for n Hotel. Boston Herald. The other day a priest presented himself to the cashier of the Parker House and handed him $30, for which he asked a re ceipt When asked to whose account the money should be credited, the priest re plied that the money camerom one of his flock, who had requested him to hand It to the Parker House cashier, and to have It credited to the conscience fund, without revealing the Identity of the per son for whom he was acting. The money wa3 credited as directed. It may be thought that this is an extraordinary oc currence, but the hotel's conscience fund Is augmented by frequent contributions from anonymous sources. Nor is the ex perience of this hotel exceptional. It ob tains in a great many establishments hav ing extensive dealings with the public. Baby Act In Politics. Albany Democrat In Oregon polities have begun to sim mer; down in Portland they have done more. They have bolted decidedly enough so that a faction of delegates refused to go Into the convention. Matters are pretty serious whenever a body of men get so much disturbed as to refuse to finish the work for which they were elect ed. Men who will not abide by the ma jority In a convention these days are not J deserving of a place in a convention. 0DR AMERICAN MONTENEGRO. Philadelphia) Bulletin. When a dispatch from Paris the other day announced that "King Achilie I of Patagonia and Araucania" was dead, and that the designated heir to his "throne" was an inrant nephew, the eyes of 99100 of tho reading public, at least in America, opened wide and questions beginning with "Who?" "What V or "Where?" were on everybody's lips. Both the wonder and the implied Ignorance are excusable. Of the many petty royalties in the world, Achilie I was not the most ob scure, perhaps, since a great part of his existence was devoted to diligent self advertisement; but he was certainly the least seriously rcgarden. Hence, except for the lightest mention, usually by way of ridicule or satire, neither he nor his "kingdom" was ever heard of. In the strict sense, his kingship was Indeed a myth, and he possessed only a colorable claim to political authority. His history is replete with suggestion for "the comic opera librettist. Araucania is a considerable region on the west slope of the Andes, near the geo graphical middle of the territory of Chile, and Is Inhabited by an Indigenous people, who ethnologlcally rank highest, perhaps, of any In South America that have re tained a distinct existence. In character and customs they differ from the Pata gonlans proper, who are nomads of a primitive type. The Araucanlans have been described as possessing many vir tues, among them humanity, generosity, courtesy, benevolence, great courage and Intense love of liberty. They showed for hundreds' of years remarkable aptitudo in war. compelling tho Spaniards to quit their land, and maintaining against Chile, as did the Yaquls against Mexico, a vir tual independence, which they have but recently relinquished. Their ideas of eco nomic and social polity resemble In some degree those that Bacon attributed to the citizens of his Atlantis. Their coun try Is rich in many metals, particularly gold, which the Spaniards sought eagerly to exploit Had it been in their power, they would no doubt have sacrificed the Araucanlans us they did the subjects of the Inca3 and the gentle islanders of the Caribbean to their unending greed. But the Araucanlans. after they had expelled the would-be conquerors, closed their gold mines, recognizing In the yellow metal the root of the gravest of all the polltica: evils that had threatened them. It Is not wholly clear how the French man, who, in 1S61. took the title of An tine I, King of Araucania, obtained the chieftainship on which he based his claim to sovereignty. He was succeeded in 187S by his cousin, Achilie Laviarde. No power has ever recognized the existence of the Kingdom of Araucania, and Achilie 1 passed nearly all his time In affording amusement to the easily amused Pa risians. He was more lavish of empty titles and tinsel decorations than was Soulouque. the Haytlan Emperor, Imitator of -Napoleon III. But behind his spectacu lar performances was the ever-present de sire to barter the natural resources of his "kingdom" for money. In this He did not succeed. Andrew Carnegie was one of the last, to refuso to embark in a plausible scheme for realizing on the min eral deposits of Araucania. No capitalist was ever found who was willing to take the risk of defying the territorial au thority of Chile, and thus putting himself on the footing of a pirate and outside the protection of International law. Np Wonder He Died. Louisville Courier-Journal. Andrew E. Watrous, chief editorial writer on the New York Press, committed suicide the other day. Perhaps some clew to the cause of his act may be found In this paragraph from the New York World: Mr. Watrous had suffered more than two years from nervous prostration and insomnia, caused by his self-sacrlflclng devotion to his profession. He thought deeply, with strong conviction, and wrote dairy often 4000 or 5000 words a day on the widest range of editorial subjects, that carried appeal to readers of in telligent, wholesome minds. He never In his whole life wrote an unworthy line. His mind was almost as universal in its store of knowl edge as his heart was universal ft Its sym pathies. Such a daily grind as that might under mine the strongest constitution and san est mind. Mr. Watrous, who was a very versatile writer, was only 45 years old. yet he had worked so arduously and long that most of those who knew him by reputa tion believed him to be a much older man. The Poison of the Lily of the Valley. Pittsburg Dispatch. A German botanist has discovered that the pretty flower known as the lily of the valley contains a poison of the most deadly kind. Not only the flower Itself, but also the stem as well, contains an appreciable quantity of prussic acid. While injecting a decoction of lily of the valley into the ear of a guinea pig, he noticed the animal succumb Immediately, with all tho symptoms of poisoning by hydrocyanic acid. Chemical analysis of the little plant has disclosed, however, the presence of this poisonous constitu ent, to which strange to say scientists attribute precisely the penetrating per fume of the lily of the valley. The atten tion of the German botanist has been drawn by the fact that one of his gard eners has felt himself 6elzed with dizzi ness and vomiting, after having raised Inadvertently a bunch of lilies of the val ley to his mouth, the lips of which were cracked. Outlandish Hendgear, Philadelphia Record. The monstrosities that are now seen on the heads of young girls and even of middle-aged women, who ought to know better, are a disgrace to any civilized country. The headgear of savages is ar tistic by comparison. Feathers, flowers, fur and lace, all jumbled into one shape less and bewildering mass, sometimes al most the size of a bushel basket are stuck on the head and turned up at the side, so as to make the wearer appear a veritable scarecrow Occasionally the massive topping Is tilted forward, pro jecting far over the face, hiding all but tho chin. This is the spectacle seen on the streets and in the churches and thea ters at the present timev Some of the gown3 worn deserve almost as severe criticism. Good Reason for Going- Slow. A negro was driving a wagon and In going through a street ran against a funeral. With the superstition of his race he thought it would be bad luck to cross behind the funeral, so he tried to cross ahead of it, but the driver of the hearse whipped up his horse rind the two went neck and neck for a time, until finally the darkey sang out: "Say, dah, pull up youah hoss! Mah boss is in a hurry an yuah's Isn't!" Love's Philosophy. The fountains mingle with the river And the rivers with the ocean. The winds of heaven mix for ever With a sweet emotion; Nothing in the world is slnzle. All things by a law divine In one another's being mingle Why not I with thine? See the mountains kiss high heaven. And. the waves clasp one another; No slster-floweV would be forgiven If It dlsdaln'd its brother: And the sunlight clasps the earth. And the moonbeams kiss the sea What are all these klssings worth, If thou kiss not met Percy Bysshe Shelley. Con You Unveil the Muse? Columbia University Jester. A man hired by John Smith & Co. Loudly declared that he'd tho. Man that he saw Dumping dirt near the store. The drivers, therefore-, didn't do. Death. "Walter Savage Landon Death stands above me, whispering low I know not' what into my ear; Of his strange language all I know Is, there Is not a word of fear. NOTE AND COMMENT. Pass the pie. See that fly on the wall March went out like the Queen of tho May. Lightning Is apparently no respecter of buildings. Let's see what kind of a ticket Mr. Cohen will name. Why doesn't General Miles make his offer to the Boers? Mr. Hanna Is more formidable as a man ager than a candidate. This is a fickle month, and is therefore highly suitable for conventions. Strange how hard the men who are sure of victory keep right on working. The cyclone has already begun the work of stimulating emigration to Oregon. This Is the day when the practical joker claims the privilege of remaining un hanged. The Mayor of Topeka has been 'horse whipped. Fame Is often costly, but some people cannot do without it. How Is Santos Dumont's airship going to fly around St Louis without being punc tured by Marconi's aerograms? The Sultan has forbidden his subjects to gamble. He must have been sitting in a game with some of the wise ones. In Louisville 4000 barrels of whisky were involved in one transaction. What Louis ville needs is a whisky clearing-house. If the delegates do not all buy new hats before they leave Portland, it will be be cause they are either deaf or Immune to flattery. ' A Colorado man offers to Irrigate Ne braska for $1000 a year. He would hardly make the same offer with reference to Kentucky. The brewers' strike is robbed of its ter ror, now that Prince Henry has gone homo and the Spring supply of bock is already In the vats. J. P. Morgan had better not buy Chile in the hope of selling it to Uncle Sam, If the Danish agent's estimate of the cost of Congressmen Is anywhere near correct. Colonel John Mosby, the leader of one of the most Important Confederate cav alry commands during the Civil War, is in Government service in Colorado, charged with preventing the private ln closure of public lands. A new yjolet has been discovered, and by a young woman, Miss Lillic Angell, on Orange Mountain, N. J. She sent plants to the Smithsonian Institution, and tho curator, Charles L. Pollard, has named the species "Viola Angellae. The flower is large and violet purple, and the leaves large and glossy. General T. M. Buffington, the Governor of the Cherokee Nation, measures l feet 6 inches In his stockings and weighs tITa pounds, and Is not overburdened with su perfluous flesh. He wears a No. S hat. No. 12 shoe, and dresses after the most approved business fashion. His one eighth Cherokee blood gives him flie rud dy appearance characteristic of the race of which he is so proud. Geronimo, the famous Indian chief, now 80 years old, has petitioned the authorities at Washington to release him from captiv ity. Although nominally he has been for the last 10 years a military prisoner at Fort Sill, in the Indian Territory, he has had, as a matter of fact, a large amount of liberty for several years, and not only Is allowed to cultivate a small farm, but receives pay of $C5 a month as a "Gov ernment scout" Honors have been easy for some timo between Representative Eddy, of Minne sota, and Representative Cushman, of Washington, as to which is the homelier man. The partisans of Cushman tell this story" to prove that Cushman wins: Once in his district In Minnesota, when Eddy was making a canvass for election, he dropped Into a hotel in a little country town where some friends lived. The man who ran the hotel was the big politician of the district A very old man living in the hotel came into the room where Eddy and his friends were sitting, and looked Eddy over carefully. "I swow!' said the old man, "that's the homeliest man I ever did see. Who is he?" Hush!" cautioned the man who ran the hotel, "that's Mr. Eddy; he's the candidate for Congress in this district" "Well," squeaked the old man, "I knew he was too good-looking to be a Democrat" A Philadelphia preacher tells a story of a young man who took his best girl to church, and when the time for "collection' came round, rather ostentatiously dis played a ?3 gold piece. Presuming upon the engagement to marry that had been made by her, the young woman placed a restraining hand upon the arm of her fiance. "Why, don't be so extravagant, George!" 'she exclaimed. "Oh, that's noth ing," he replied: "I always give $5 when I go to a strange church." Just then the deacon came with the plate, and Geosge dropped a coin. Everything seemed favor able, and tho young man beamed with a sense of generosity. Then the minister made the announcements for the week, and concluded with the wholly unexpected announcement of the day's collection. "The collection today," said he, "was J2 75." George hadn't much to say all the way to his fiancee's home. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGRAPHIAS La Montt Here is a periodical deoted to air navigation. La Mojne Ah, It must be a fly paper. Philadelphia Record. Why, Indeed? The Husband Why Is it that women always say, "I'll be ready in two sec onds"? -The Wife Humph! and why Is it that men always say, "Oh! I'm ready now"? Brooklyn Life. Satisfactory Substitute. Mrs. Odd Mary, where is the whisk broom? Mary Why, mem, wo were all out o" breakfast food and I had to chop It up for Mr. Odd's breakfast. Chicago Daily News. - His Lordship Prisoner, you have the right of challenging ny of the Jury, if you desire to do so. Prisoner Right y'are. guv'nor. I'll fight that little black-whiskered bloke at lh end, if he'll step outside. Tit-Bits. A Caso of Ill-Treatment. "He calls his po ems 'the children of hl3 brain. " . "Dear me, then I should think the horrid critics ought to be taken in hand by the Society for the Pre vention of Cruelty to Children." Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. The Unusual. "Did you say jou saw my boy Josh laborin" under great excitement?" said Farmer Corntocscl. "Yes." "Well, I don't wonder, If Josh was laborin at all. ho must have been purty surprised an generally flus tered." Washington Star. The Promoters. "Let us make the capital stock $1,000,000,000." said the flrst promoter. "All right," said the second, who was prepar ing the Tjrospectus on the typewriter. "Will it be hard to Increase that capital?" asked tho flrst. "No. Indeed. All I have to do is to hit this 0 key a few more tlinaj." Baltimore American.