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C. In the Oregon ex hibit at the exposition. For sale in Washington. D. C, by the Ebbett House news stand. For sale in Denver. Colo., by Hamilton & Kendrlek. 006-012 Seventeenth street. TODAY'S WEATHER Fair, with easterly winds. YESTERDAY'S WEATHER Maximum tem perature, 53; minimum temperature, 37; pre cipitation, none. PORTLAND, SATURDAY, JANUARY 11 MERGER AXD Q.UERY. From "his repeated attempts at defense of the merger of the Great Northern, Northern Pacific and Burlington, It Is evident that Mr. James J. Hifr Is 111 at ease. He realizes that the merger is "up against" a powerful public senti ment in Minnesota and In states fur ther west; and he labors hard, persua sively; to explain and convince. His ef fort Is to show that the great combina tion for which he Is sponsor is neces sary for defense of the interests of the Northwest, against competitbrs who would build up other sections, at their expense. He argues that rates do not depend on the question or fact whether there is separate ownership of roads or combination of ownership of many in one; that "the rates do not depend upon whether one man owns the capital stock or another whether the capital stock is owned by 10 men or 1000, by individuals or by corporations." There Is an eco nomic truth here, yet it is not always a practical truth. Few believe that competition is yet eliminated, or can be eliminated safely as a factor In com mercial affairs. At any rate, most per sons contend against such idea. They do not see it so. Hence the opposition to the merger, which Mr. Hill finds so troublesome. As to rates, it is a ques jUoh,'iravTDumlng question, lc -allw our 'newer states. Governor "White, of North Dakota, declined to take part in the conference called by Governor Van Sant, of Minnesota, and thereby has drawn fire upon himself from leading newspapers that have denounced the merger as being against the interest of producers. The Minneapolis Times pro pounds these questions as to rates: Does Governor White, of North Dakota, know that the Great Northern rate on -North Dakota wheat from Ross to Minneapolis. 556 miles, equals the Minneapolis rate to Liverpool? Does .he know that tho Great Northern giin rate from Fargo to Minneapolis; 233 miles, equals the Chicago rate to New York, four times the haul? Does he know that for a haul of COO miles Into either Minneapolis or Duluth Mr. Hill charges North Dakota farmers three times tho rate from Chicago to Baltimore? Does he know that for a haul of 300 miles from tho twin cities into North Dakota tho Great North ern charges 0 per cent higher merchandise rates than for the same distance southwest to Sioux City points? Does he know that tho Great Northern merchandise rates from Min neapolis or Duluth to Fargo equal tho rates from Minneapolis to Kansas City or Chicago to Omaha? If Governor White knows these facts what appeal from these rates does he think the people of North Dakota will have when the two competitive railroads have been merged into the Northern Securities trust of New Jer sey? How are these roads to be better able to give North Dakota relief In rates after they aro saddled with an 8 per cent guaranty on Burlington stock, and have interest to meet upon fi00.000.000 in New Jersey merger stock? These are hard questions. They go to the vitals of the merger. Possibly the rates there, as in our Pacific North west States, are as low as can be af forded now; but the Tates In Minnesota and the Dakotas are not likely to be re duced by the burdens necessary for sup port of the charges of the merger. THE TRUE JEFFERSON. The St. Louis Exposition and the Lewis and Clark Centennial have nat urally revived public Interest in Thomas Jefferson, and a new "life" of the states man under the title of "The True Jeffer son" has recently been published, which devotes a good deal of space to the discussion of the authenticity of his torical traditions which impute a good deal of personal weakness and human infirmity to the famous author" of the great Declaration. Accepting as true the very worst that has been written of Jefferson as a man and a politician, it is clear that Jefferson, If not the ablest, was certainly the most enlightened, man of his time. "We do 'not make much of his authorship of the Declaration of Independence. It is a good bit of rhet oric John Adams and Richard Henry Lee had discussed the subject thorough ly with Jefferson, who, because of his literary facility, was selected to formu late a political philosophy that Rous seau had made popular with advanced thinkers in Europe. It is true, however, that, with the exception of Franklin,. Jefferson at the outbreak of the Revolution was the most accomplished man in the colonies, measured by his possession of the cul ture and learning of his time. At 33 years of age he was an eminent lawyer and -fine mathematician. He read Ho mer, Virgil, Dante and Cervantes in the original with ease, and in his old age he read the Greek drama in the orig inal as a recreation. He was the au thor of a manual of parliamentary law that Is still one of the highest authori ties; he was a passionate lover of music, and played the violin so finely that Tal leyrand pronounced him the peer of the most famous amateurs in Europe; he was a man of scientific learning, and invented a plow which won him a gold medal in France in 1790. He was an excellent astronomer and surveyor; he first Introduced the threshing machine into America, and was one of the very first to approve vaccination; he was the first American to visit and examine "Watt'ssteam engine, and it was through Jefferson that the news of the inven tlbn first reached America. Jefferson introduced the rice plant into this coun try. He smuggled a handful in his pocket out of Italy and sent it to a friend in South Carolina, He was a student of architecture, and drew the plans to the last detail of the State Capitol building at Richmond, Va., and the buildings of the University of Vir ginia, He could sew up a wound or set a "broken leg. He complied the vocabu laries of the Indian tribes of North America. As a member of the Ameri can Philosophical Society in 1792 he sought to raise funds to send an ex plorer across the continent. He pro jected the expedition of Captain Zebulon Pike, who discovered Pike's Peak, and, greatest of all his public acts, he bought the Louisiana Territory and organized the expedition of Lewis and Clark. Jefferson doubtless congratulated him self upon his authorship of the great Declaration as his best title to endur ing fame, but really the greatest acts of his public career were his contribu tions to expansion. Had he failed to secure Louisiana just when he did. Great Britain would have seized it and never surrendered It. The fate of the Nation would have been changed. To Napoleon, who sold it in defiance of the counsels of his Ministers, and to Jeffer son, who bought it, or at least sustained his agents who bought it, we owe our opportunity for expansion to the Pa cific. Had Jefferson lived in the Middle Ages In Italy, he would have been a Leonardo da Vinci, politician, artist, military engineer and inventor. Had he lived In England in Shakespeare's day, he would have been a man like Bacon, a lawyer, politician, diplomat, natural philosopher, writer and dabbler In scientific experiments. OREGON NEEDS THE CANAL. Owing to various reasons, at least one of which will be noticed later in this article, a considerable sentiment has arisen in the Pacific Northwest hostile to the Nicaragua Canal. Persons are found who unblushlngly offer the hy pothesis that the Pacific Coast will be Injured because the canal will enable the Atlantic States to do business with Asia, and they actually seem to think that a man in New York, who must carry his wares down the coast to within 10 or 12 degrees of the equator, through the Gulf, through the canal, back again to north latitude and across the Pacific, or the man In the Central "West, who has to carry his wares down the Mississippi Valley and then over the same canal route, will be at an ad vantage with the man on the Pacific Coast who loads his wares at tidewater in ocean bottoms direct for Shanghai, Manila or Hong Kong. At the outset, a word of caution is in order against the man who fears lie will be set back If his neighbor prospers. It will not hurt us, but help us, if the people of the East and Central "West prosper, so they can use more of our wheat, salmon, wool, fruit, lumber and produce. If the canal builds up a great trading community on the Pacific Coast of Asia, so much the better for us. So much the more imports we shall take In through our ports, so much more of our products we shall sell in the Orient. The Pacific Coast doesn't need an ar rested South- or Mississippi Basin so much as it needs more population ,there with multiplied consuming power, for the things we sell -them. .Beware the man whose plans for his section require the decline 'or stagnation of some other section. He is an Unsafe guide. Nobody stands to win more through the canal than does the Pacific Coast. "What m we need more than any other one thing, population aside, is Increased access to markets for our great staples. Manufacturing centers need outlets for finished goods, but we are not manufac turing centers. "We are farmers, lum bermen, fishers and stockmen. All we have to eell is bulky food and forest products. "We want to get quickly and cheaply to some dense population with heavy consuming power. Chiefly, we want to get to Europe with our wheat and flour, to the Atlantic Coast with our wool and lumber. "What ails us here is the cost of transportation. It takes too much to carry our wares by rail to the East or around the Horn to Europe. This is what the canal will remedy. The professed fear is that the canal will retard our manufacturing devel opment Now, the history of manufac turing proves that exportable surplus follows after the way has been paved by development for a large home mar ket The British public supports cotton mills to such extent that the United Kingdom sells cotton goods even to the United States, where the cotton was grown. Our railroad development gives us such a start that we sell locomotives to Europe. We consume flour 'enough on the Pacific Coast to have built up mills that now export immense quanti ties of flour. But our population is not yet enough to establish large leather or shoe factories,, though we produce hides; implement factories, though we have iron and wood. In manufacturing, therefore, we need, not to kill the canal to spite the East but population and cheaper freights. Our present industries must be enor mously increased before they can afford population enough and reduced rail transportation enough to tempt factories here. These two conditions nothing will be more efficacious to bring about than the Nicaragua Canal. It will stimulate our rudimentary Industries, Increase our population and lower transcontinental tariffs. Incidentally, also, it will pro mote both these ends by the furthering effect it will have on the trans-Pacific countries and their already growing trade. The more railroads In China, Japan and the Philippines buy rails and locomotives in Philadelphia, the more sale there will be for Oregon lumber -for bridges and ties. The more cotton the South sells to Asia, the more flour we shall sell, both to Asia and to the South. - No one should be ingenuous enough to suppose that the feeble opposition re cently aroused on the Pacific Coast to the Nicaragua Canal is due to sporadic Impulses In isolated centers of patriotic reflection. Things of this sort do not arise from spontaneous generation. Look ,f or the interests that have an ob ject in defeating the canal, and you will be on the right track. Railroads! Here we have "Winter weather the most beautiful and delightful. Bright skies and balmy air, and roses and many other flowers in bloom. In all yards and gardens. Barely a touch of frost in the open air at night Atmos phere so clear that mountains 200 mlle3 distant are clearly visible. "We call it "Winter weathe, only because It is Win ter time; yet in our Pacific States we have no "Winter, as "Winter Is known on the east side of the ridge of the conti nent If people over there knew what the climate is here, they would come in multitudes. But when tojd they are skeptical. It la only when they come to see and stay long enough to enable them to know" that they believe. Such never live elsewhere than on our Pacific Slope again. SYMPATHY SOWING CRIME. There are exceptions to all rules, and while man is accounted a reasoning being, large numbers of the race act in matters of supreme importance not from reason at all, but from prejudice or equally pernicious sympathy. What should be done with our young mur derers, "Wade' and Dalton? Numbers of persons whose letters The Oregonian de clines to print, and some whose desires have found expression in our news col umns, refer thl3 question to their own emotions as they contemplate the young men whose careers are about to end on the gallown. They think it would be a humane and exemplary thing to pardon them or at least to commute the sen tences of one or both. It is sometimes permissible to answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit; and If pity and sympathy are to govern, why Is It these sentimental persons so soon forget the happy home outraged and blighted by the murder of a son and brother, duti ful, exemplary, kind; the young woman looking forward joyfully to the wedding day; the young life Itself snuffed out by cruel hands that he had never wronged? "Where Is the sympathy that should be felt for the innocent persons these young scamps have terrified and robbed by night In many towns of the Pacific Coast? But the true answer to these people Is not according to their folly, for sympa thy and pity, for victim or condemned, has no place In the decrees of justice or their execution. Emotions are wisely subordinated in our social system to law, and the question is, "What does law provide? Upon this ground, the true ground, there is no room for doubt These men have violated the law, and thereby have incurred the appointed penalty. There is no justice In violat ing the law In Its execution unless a mistake has been made, and in such cases pardon Is provided for. The ques tion is not what becomes of "Wade and Dalton, but what becomes of the peace ful Inhabitants whom the courts and the officers, from Governor to Sheriff, have sworn to protect It is probable that Wade and Dalton, released, would return to their brigandage; and whether they would or not it Is per fectly certain that Immense numbers of similarly depraved youth would take the road, gun In hand, were they not deterred by the threat of the very law It Is now proposed to abrogate for their benefit Here Is the Des Moines Register de manding the pardon of a man who shot his wife's paramour and at his trial refused to testify to her scandalous be havior, out of desire to protect her Am ily. "The Register," It says, "will sign the application for this man's immedi ate pardon." It is a most Immoral pro posal. The law does not contemplate that husbands shall go about shooting every man who has been too intimate with their wives. The law contemplates that this offense, like every other of- fAMca oVioll Via Ttiinla.'rtArf fn Hrift mircA f s , -"-"" - - ""vr iegai proceuure. ixo mso, wimiever ma offense. Is entitled to be shot down like a dog in the street No man, however pure In purpose and ripe in judgment, is empowered to act as Judge, jury and executioner in a matter affecting his own personal interests. Subordination of lav to individual passion and vengeance Is .nothing but anarchy. Society is honeycombed, to Its peril, with disregard of law. Crime of all sorts stalks among us, not because of inadequate law, but because of immoral sympathies impeding its enforcement There Is too much murder, because too many murderers are pardoned. There is too much embezzlement, because rich men compound felonies and let the criminal go upon return of his spoils. There Is too much highway robbery be cause too many murderous wretches are allowed to escape when caught and let off easily upon conviction because they are good fellows, or young, or perhaps old, or had mothers once upon a time. They are sick and need fresh air; or they are strong and could support their families. Any and every excuse Is trumped up to minimize the terrors of the Jaw and turn offenders loose again upon society to ply their nefarious trades. Crime can be measurably stopped by enforcement of the law. Every pardon issued and every felony compounded means a certain amount of addltipnal crime. The fruit of tolera-, tlon Is criminality, and when the seed is sown it is folly to complain at the harvest A FAMILIAR CRY. For some months past the Ladies' Home Journal has been waging war upon the "cramming process" which Is a part of our public school system, and especially upen the "home study" re quirement that frequently sends chil dren of tender years to their homes laden with all the books that they can well carry, upon which they are com pelled to spend their evenings or "fail of promotion." It is well known that home lessons and night study are bale ful influences that undermine and de stroy the health of thousands of school children every year. Protest has for the most part been powerless to stem this tide of cruelty against which chil dren struggle with all of their puny strength year-after year. The machine must be fed, and the slaughter of the innocents goes on. Seeking an expression of opinion-from parents upon this matter, the Home Journal has met response that proves all that it has asserted, and more, in regard to the evils of this feature of our public school system. Here, are a few extracts "from the large number of responses from parents printed In that paper: Compelled to bring home seven long lessons every evening, after being in school from 9 to 4, I have Juet taken my little girl of 11 out of the public BchooL Only last evening I saw my boy working at his lessons from 4 Until 0, and from S until 10, and At the end of that tlmo ills lessons were half done. This morning I went to the school, but the principal could give me no assurance of things being different. This evening we de cided to withdraw our boy. Last week w took our 12-year-old daughter out of school the. second" of our children this term. Clever as he Is, my little boy of 10 cannot master the lessons he brings home, although he works until 0 every evening. Repealed headaches decided us yesterday to tate him out of school. For four years In succession I have been compelled to "withdraw- my boy before halt of tho term was over. Fancy compelling a girl of 10 to bring homo a bag of books weighing nearly -six pounds. Though coming together from wide distances, there la that In these state ments that finds an echo In the homes of every city in the land. "Home work" Is an ogre, the dread of whose presence Is Increased rather than diminished by familiarity; an implacable monster that turns the evenings around the family lamp into seasons of vexation, weari ness and childish complaining. As a result of the efforts to escape from this pest of childhood, private schools have greatly multiplied in recent years. But this remedy Is only within reach of the fewr-relatlvely speaking. The children of the masses continue to suffer their parents apparently as powerless as themselves to abate this evil, and the torture of the innocents goes relent lessly on, turning out half-educated in valids and scoring for "modern educa tion" year after year. The folly of this sort of thing is only exceeded by Its cruelty. Advices from Astoria state that the Pilot Commissioners held a protracted meeting Thursday, but adjourned with out doing anything towards improving the pilot -service. It Is stated that op position to the applicants for bar pilots' licenses is made by "Interested parties." For this reason no appointment was made. This would seem to bear out the Impression that the pilots, and not the "Pilot Commissioners, have full control of the matter. The pay of the bar pilots averaged, after deducting expenses, a trifle over $530 each for the month of December, and their earnings for the year 1901 were approximately $5000 each. Naturally, with such extraordinary emoluments for the work performed, they are "Interested" in keeping the number from Increasing. Meanwhile Portland's shipping interests are suffer ing. Every pilot in the service was at work yesterday, and yet all of them were unable to make a clean-up of the fleet that was ready for sea and had been waiting for weeks for an oppor tunity to get out They accomplished a great deal yesterday, but, being too few In number, could do no more than han dle one ship apiece. There are nine pilots In the service, and eight of them went out on ships yesterday. This would indicate that there was but one pilot outside attending to business on the station off the bar. At lea6t six ships are due here, and three were re ported off the river Thursday evening. One pilot is not enough for three ships, and while the nine pilots at Astoria are drawing down enough money for fif teen pilots, they are not doing a corre sponding amount of work. Portland's commercial Interests cannot be sacri ficed by inadequate pilot service at the mouth of the river, and If an Astoria Pilot Commission cannot give the relief asked, an effort should be made to have the balance of power held In Portland, the headquarters of those who are most "Interested." It was very fitting that the Farmers Congress at Salem passed resolutions appreciative of the work done by Mr. C. H. Markham In preaching the evan gel of improved farming methods and Industrial regeneration throughout "Western Oregon. Mr. Markham not only preached, but he practiced, and the section he served through the Southern Pacific's traffic department owes him a debt of gratitude which will only grow heavier as time goes on. Mr. Markham left many friends behind him in Portland, where his office and home life was cast, and it Is a pleasure to see that the rough work he did s6 devotedly over the farms 'nd ranches 6 "West ern OregonMid not as so often happens, prove a thankless task. It is apparent therefore, that uniformly here where he was known he will be wished success and happiness in the important post to which promotion has taken him. " It has long been plain that paralysis has settled upon the Port of Portland" Commission, and plain that the paraly sis is caused by obstinacy and dog matism. Men are too fond of their own opinions. It may be feared that even the President of the Commission doesn't know about river channels and hy draulic machinery everything that may, can, might, could, would or should be known. The Oregonian has no mind to assume the position of judge between the members, all of whom It credits with good Intentions. And yet It must say, and experience slnee the commis sion was formed 'supports the conclu sion, that there can be no agreement In any board of which Mr. Hughes Is a member unless he Is the sole member. All except himself, who have been members of this commission, have proven obstinate men. The temper of the American people on the canal bill Is well represented by the vote In the House of Representa tives Thursday on the Hepburn bill. It Is seldom that such unanimity of ex pression Is secured on any measure, and in this the only wonder Is that two members, one from Virginia and one from Minnesota, voted "No" on a propo sition so necessary to the growing com merce and always possible military re quirements of the Nation. Tsl An, Dowager Empress of China, has returned from the vast Interior of the empire, whither she fled when the Boxer insurrection was at lt3 most crit ical stage, apparently refreshed and In vigorated for the fray. Diplomats who think to leave her out of their calcula tions in patching up the troubles of the empire reckon without their hostess. Tsl An will be in at the accounting. The unanimity of the vote for the Nicaragua Canal bill In the House is a dash of cold water upon secret hostility and railroad intrigue against any real canal measure. In the Senate. It has been the hope to play the Panama pro posal against any canal bill. The vote in the House embarrasses this Intention. Farmers have been getting all kinds of advice at Salem. However wise the advice may be, we trust that there are not more people who know what ought to be done than there are others who know how to do It Perhaps the best way to make Cubans "reciprocate" is to sell them things as cheaply and of as good quality as other nations do. In 'fact, perhaps that's the way to get "reciprocity" everywhere on earth. Perhaps in offering to sell the Panama property for $40,000,000 the French did not know our politicians were ao cheap. Perhaps It is not too late yet to raise the price. It looks as If personal grudges were of more importance to the Port of Port land Commission than the Interests of the city.' Governor McBride Is eminently fitted to be Governor he doesn't talk. WHAT-IS DISCIPLINE? New York Times. It is true that In a so-called history, published many months ago, he reached conclusions different from those reached by a naval court of Inquiry a few weeks ago. One of these conclusions was that Admiral Schley was a "poltroon," "caitiff," or "coward." But as we un derstand the matter, the book In which these uncomplimentary expressions were contained was published before Its au thor was in the service of the Govern ment and when ho had tho same right with any other citizen to express his opinions about officers who were, subject only to the law of HbeL This fact at once and sharply distinguishes his case from that of General Miles. Moreover, it has been credibly reported that his book. Including the offensive expressions, had been read in the proofsheets by offi cers of high rank in the Navy, subject to the discipline to which Its author, as a civilian, was not then subject and by them cordially approved and even recom mended for a textbook In the Naval Ac ademy. Yet no official inquiry seems to have been made In regard to their con duct The appointment of the author to be a "special laborer," after the publica tion of his book, Indicates that he was not considered to be disqualified by it for the place from which he Is now summar ily dismissed. This is tho serious side of Maclay's case. "By direction of the President" he is discharged from a place to which ho was appointed after due examination, and against his performance of the du ties of which no complaint seems to be made. The Inference Is irresistible that he Is discharged for not having, while not In the employ of the Government antici pated the finding of a Naval court of In quiry. In the language of the Secretary of War's reprimand to General Miles, "It Is .of no consequence .on which side his opinion was, or what it was." Our readers aro aware that it Is not ours. But unlike the Commanding General, he had a perfect right not only to entertain, but also to express it To punish him. ex post facto, by putting him out of a place, for ah antecedent offense which did not debar him from getting the place. If It did not even assist him In getting It is an Injustice against which he Is per fectly within his rights In protesting. That the sanctity of a "chose judgee" is retroactive, and that the closing of a question converts Into an offense the ex pression of an opinion upon it while it was still open, is a step further than even the military antl-Dreyfusards in France ventured to go. However desira ble It may be that agitation of the Schley case shall be stopped, it Is more than questionable whether this la the way to stop it And an Administration which takes its seat upon the safety valve of American "public opinion occupies a posi tion of more precariousness than dignity. CURRENT COMMENT. But Can They Spell It? Both Germany and France are now sending students to America, to learn the conjugation o the verb "to hustle." New York World. "Will Avoid the Bnzisnw. Germany does not propose to fool with any thing that is loaded, and especially nqt with anything so formidable as the Monroe Doc trine. Chicago News. Their Pnrpouc DlKCOvereil. A Chicago robber was kicked senseless by a woman, when he stooped to pick up her pook etbeok. Those Chicago feet were not designed in vain. Omaha Bee. Sad Fact. President Draper will find many to agree with him In the opinion that, under the pres ent system of education, children learn too much and know too little. Philadelphia Press. Trials: for the Experts. A law Is proposed in Bohemia requiring can didates for matrimony to procure certificates of mental soundness. This is a. good deal .to Eskyopitf-'wfeSa! Not So Eaiilly Devracd. People who think a hot climate can knock out the American soldier would do well to read the accounts of the brushes our boys are hav ing with the bolomen In the Philippines. Bal timore American. Inclined to Scepticism. Professor Loeb's discovery of the secret of perpetual life Is highly Interesting, but we need hardly look for an Immediate drop In the cost of life Insurance. Insurance people are lamentably skeptical. Kansas City Jour nal. Disappointed Ambition. Mr. Roosevelt says anybody can be President, but it takes a great man to be the captain of a football team. This probably Is only an other case of yearning after the unattainable. The President never was captain of a football team, and It Isn't likely now that he ever will be. Chicago Record-Herald. Foralcer's Public Service. Philadelphia Public Ledger. If Senator Foraker shall succeed In elim inating Senator Hanna from the field of National Republican politics, he will per form a talutary service to the country. It is only natural that a National chair, man should seize as much power as he can grasp, but he Is to held accountable for the uses he makes of It. In the Jan uary number of the Atlantic Monthly Rollo Ogden discusses the National Re publican Committee and .points out the enormous powers which the chairman, since Senator Hanna's tenure of tho posi tion, possesses. Referring to "dictation in both party maneuvering and public legis lation," he attempts to trace the source of the chairman's power: He has, for example, millions of dollars to disburse. There Is good authority for the as sertion that the Republican campaign fund of 1S0S was upwards of S7.000.CCO. . . . A chairman who Tmay determine how much is to be allotted to this state, that Congres sional district, this city and the other county, becomes inevitably the master of many polit ical legions. ... He collects as well as pays out, and with many of the collections goes an express or tacit party obligation, which he alone is cognisant of. and which it Is bis peculiar duty to see carried out. . . . When the chairman now calls to order a Na tional convention, he is really facing a large number, sometimes a majority, of delegates who are there because he willed them to bo there. . . . The product turned out by the party machine under this system depends, as Mr. Ogden says, upon tho man who sets the machine in motion, and as instances of Chairman Hanna's product the case of Addicks and the Southern delegates arc Instanced. But whether a chairman, be an illustrious statesman or an intriguing politician, the National chairman, under the system which Senator Hanna has perfected, has more power than should be entrusted to any-man. This system Is the exaltation of boss rule, which overrides the people and Congress. Roosevelt Resents Publicity. Louisville Times. President Roosevelt- Is offended at the flippancy with which hie private life is treated In certain quarters. He has long been accustomed to ridicule by newspa pers which failed to appreciate the strength of hl3 character, but dealt en tirely with his strenuoslty. But it was not until ho entered the White House that the sincerity of his private life was In vaded to the extent that he cannot take a walk or horseback ride, have a friend to luncheon or dinner, or indulge in any of the social amenities of private life without the fact being heralded to the world, and usually in such a manner as to place him In a ridiculous light. Partisanship Gone 3Iad. Baltimore. American. Only since he gave Schley credit for Santiago has it been discovered that Dew ey'3 victory at Manila was insignificant In taking such a position as this, malice has reached the point of the Incredible. AMUSEMENTS. "The Burgomaster," brimming over with lively music, elaborate scenery and gor geous costumes, played to a packed house at the Marquam last night, and proved a source of hilarity from the rise of the curtain on the first act to Its descent On the last The comedy does not lay much claim to plot, and musically It is strong in but three or four numbers, the hit of the evening, of course, being "The Tale of a Kangaroo," which Is one of the cleverest songs ever put into a comic opera. The chorus of Indians In the first act ifl another capital number, and a. col lege glee in the second made and de served a tremendous hit The rest of the entertainment Is a series of brilliant spec tacles, with bathing girls, Bowery girls, "rainy daisies," girls In street costumes, girls In ballroom dress doing a cako walk; in fact Elrls in all kinds of clothes doing all kinds of specialties and all of them pretty. There Is plenty of bright dialogue, every part Is a comedy part, and Her bert Cauthorn as Peter Stuyvesant, Kd ward J. Sanford and his secretary. Doodle van Kull, Harry de Lorme as Booth Talk Ington, an actor, and George H. Brod erick as the Harlem spider, all on hand to attend to the comedy, which, aside from the gorgeous stage picturee, makes up the whole show. The chorus Is pretty, and one female voice, that of Ida Haw ley, Is unusually good. Lillian Austin, one of the most graceful and beautiful danc ers ever seen on the Marquam stage, Is another member of the feminine contingent who made an lmpresion. The rest of the girls who became favorites did so by the way they danced, looked or wore stunning costumes, and there were plenty of costumes for them to wear. ' Both Cauthorn and Sanford are German comedians who know their business, and for drollery thero is little choice between them, although Cauthorn had considerably the best of It in opportunity. Broderlck did a remarkably clever bit of work with a Bowery character, and De Lorme's char acterization of the part of a retired Shakespearean actor was well worth look ing at All of the many songs were mounted elaborately, and all "went," par ticularly the Kangaroo song and Cau thorn's entrance song, which was attuned to the theme of keep cool. The scenery Is all new and handsome, and the costumes, as has been said here tofore, ure "the limit" The show will be repeated this afternoon and tonight. Frederick "War fie at Salem. SALEM, Or., Jan. 10. Cordray's Grand Opera-House was crowded tonight when Frederick Warde played "The Mounte bank." A Salem audience never gave an actor a more enthusiastic demonstration of approval than was given "Warde to night. At the close of the third act the applause continued after the curtain had risen several times, and until "Warde came to the front of the stage and addressed the audience. In his brief expression of thanks the famouo actor took occasion to congratulate the people of Salem upon the splendid opera-house which has made it possible for any play to be satisfactor ily presented- Cordray has brought many first-class attractions to Salem, and the Salem theater-goers appreciate it MATINEES TODAY. "BarKromaster at Marriaam "What Happened to Jones" at Cordray'. At the Marquaen this afternoon, "The Burgomaster," which made a big audi ence laugh for three hours last night will be repeated. The last performance will be given tonight At Cordray's "What Happened to Jones," whlcn has been pleasing large houses all the week, will be the matinee attraction, and will conclude Its engage ment there this evening. COMING ATTRACTIONS. The Pallard Opera. Ceaipaay at the Marqaasi. -Tke Pollard Juvenile Opera . Company, L' which-win open a week's- engagement at the Marquam Monday night is composed of 40 clover little people, who have been educated for their several parts in tho many bright operas which make up tholr repertoire. They were all born In Aus tralia, and are under the supervision of instructors while on the road, so that their education In other directions is not neglected while they are becoming Thes pians. Their six weeks' engagement in San Francisco proved a decided success, and it will, no doubt, be repeated in Port land. "The Village Parson." "The Village Parson," which will come to Cordray's Sunday and all next week, Is a drama constructed on possibilities, these being linked with the fact that each part seems to have been written for the player who. Is engaged to play It The play Is considered one of the most In teresting of the present day. The Interest gradually increases as the piece proceeds, and there is not a flagging moment or a weak character. "The Village Parson" requires an elaborate production, and in this the management have provided the entire scenery for each act HORAE HORATIAXAE. Horace Boole I, Ode IX. See, dazzling .with untrodden snow Soracto stands; the straining woods Bend with their burden, and theTioods Curbed by keen frost have ceased to flow. Pile logs upon the hearth, afar To drive, O Thaliarch, the cold. And draw tho vintage, four years old. With lavish hand from Sabine Jar. Resign all else to Jove's high will; When once ho lulls the winds asleep That battle on the boiling deep. Cypress, and ancient ash. are still. Seek not tomorrow's fate to know. Set down as gain whatever chance Today brings forth, nor scorn the dance Or youthful Iova's delicious glow. Age soon will blight thy manhood's flower; Park and parade should claim thee now. And thou shouldst murmur passion's vow At dusky twilight's trysting hour. Or track the low. sweet laugh that tells Where some coy maid conceals her charms, And snatch & forfeit from, her arms, Or band, that tenderly repels. Book I, Ode XXII. Fuscus, the man whose life is pure And clear frorn crime may live secure; No Moorish darts or bow he needs, Ko quiver stored with venom' d reeds; Whether on Afric's burning sands. Or savage Caucasus he stands. Or where with legend-haunted tide The waters of Hydaspes glide. For. while In Sabine glades, alone. Singing of La age, my own, I roamed light-hearted and unarmed. A wolf that faced mo fled alarmed. No monster so portentous roves Through gallant Daunla's broad oak groves, Nor e'en in Juba's thirsty land. Thatjjuckles lions 'mid the sand. Set me on lifeless deserts, where No tree is fanned by Summer's air. That zone of earth which mist and cloud With sullen atmosphere enshroud; Set me In houseless realms afar. Beneath the sun's too neighboring car. E'en thero sweet-smiling Lalage, Sweet-speaking maid, beloved, shall be. Boole I, Ode XXXIII. Thou shun'st me. Chloe, like a fawn That on some trackless mountain lawn, Scared Idly by the woods and wind. Seeks her shy dam to And. If the first breath of Spring but chance To qutver on the leaves that dance. Or the screen lizards stir the brakes. In heart and knees she quakes. I chase, hut not to crush thee, child, Like Hon grim, or tiger wild; - Then, cease to haunt thy mother's. side, Now" fit to be a bride. NOTE AND COMMENT. Cuba has no Admirals. There Is hope for Cuba. A messenger boys strike would natu rally be a pretty lifeless affair. Croker has been beaten in a gclf game. When a man's luck changes It Is all off. Mount Hood has made Its appearance, and we may look for the groundhog al most any time. A New York man 90 years old commit ted suicide. He probably thought Death had forgotten all about him. Kentucky politicians are getting to gether In Frankfort, and the undertakers are wearing hopeful smiles. There is a dispute in Paraguay as to who Is President. No much misunder standing exists at present In this coun try. J. P. Morgan is now buying banks in Canada. This would Indicate that he has already exhausted the supply in this coun try. Rudyard Kipling has gone to South Af rica to write more poetry. Here's hoping he'll have better luck than he did last time. Mayor Low has established an eight hour day in New York offices. Isn't eight hours a severe day3 work for a city of ficial? You may bank on the assertion that the man who was kicking about the weather yesterday either has dyspepsia or ought to have it Before Admiral Schley receives any more reviews, he will do well to remem ber that heroes are unmade as quickly as they are made. There are well-defined rumors that tho Boer War will end Wednesday. There is always a chance for disagreement as to definitions, however. When both Congress and Parliament are doing business. Uncle Sam and John Bull will have no time to worry about each other's troubles. Mrs, Fltzslmmons, of New York, wants her name changed because It Is the same as that of a notorious prizefighter. If all the people bearing tho same name as "Mysterious Billy" Smith make the same objection, Legislatures will have to pro long their sessions. Gentle and tender-hearted as Is the new Princess of Wales to the poor and suffer ing, considerate and courteous as she is to those placed under fler, yet she can bo terribly cold and cutting when occasion requires It "Do you mind me calling you May?" once said a very fashionable and gushing society woman to the young Duchess of York; "I do love your name so much!" "Not at all," said the Duch ess, In a dangerously quiet tone of voice, "If you do not mind me not answering you." Hoffman Atkinson, who was vice-president of the Holland Torpedo-Boat Com pany, and whose will was filed for pro bate recently, left all his estate to his widow, Sophie, and the following advice to his descendants: "I earnestly hopo that every descendant jof mjne both maa and- woman may be"' tsiiclSt 'aad"acqtfira " some one profession, trade or handicraft during, adolescence, whereby to avoid tho risk of begging or borrowing. The shame of stealing, begging or borrowing is best provided against by the possession of a profession or trade, and no profession or trade can be degrading or low as com pared with the shame of getting for noth ing the fruits of others' labors." J. Plerpont Morgan's bonus to his em ployes was not ICO per cent of their sal aries, but It was big enough (it averaged about 75 per cent) to make every man and boy In the house happy. Mr. Morgan's Idea of a bonus at the end of a year is that It Is more likely to do the average man good than If distributed to him weekly or monthly. When a clerk gets an Increase of $40 or $50 a month, tha chances are ten to one that he will de spair of ever having enough money to put into anything, and he will spend it as ho gets it But when he gets a lump sum at the end of the year amounting to any thing from $500 to $10,000, he may be en couraged to try Mr. Morgan's own ex ampleInvest It and got more. Mr. Mor gan saves their money for them. Tho bonus gifts to the employes of Mr. Mor gan's bank amounted to about $2,000. In distributing $230,000 to his clerks, Mr. Morgan gave them what their annual re turns would be on an Investment of about $6,000,000 at 4 per cent. In a way the clerks In that bank are dividing the earn ing of $6,000,000 of Its money. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGRAPHERS A Test. Clara It's a thrilling story, Isn't It? Maud One of the most thrilling I ever read. I couldn't skip more than half of It. Detroit Free Press. A Safe Bet. "Did the man who wrote tha 'Man With the Hoe' write the 'Beautirul Snow ?" "I don't know. But I'll bet It wasn't the man with the snow-shovel." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Classified. Mrs. Bargain Oh. Ethel! I hava Just talked Edward Into giving mo the money for a new hat. Mr. Bargain Which I shall enter in my accounts as "hush money." Brooklyn Life. Apparently. "Is there any water In metals?" asked the Instructor of the class In physlca. "Thero seems to have been some In copper," responded tho joung man with the bad eye Chicago Tribune. Looking Forward. Philanthropist Have yoa any plans In view after your term expires, my good fellow? Convict A few, mum. I've got de plans uv four country postofficesand six private residences. Judge. For Concentration. Desmond If you buy this elegant fur coat, Dorothy, how are we ever going to pay for it? Dorothy Oh. Desmond, don't let's talk about two thlnss at oncet Let's talk about the coat. Life. A Juvenile Trnpresslon. "111 be glad when I'm. a grown-up man." said the thoughtful oung6ter. "Why?" "Because then I can get my Christmas presents without having to bo good beforehand." Washington Star. The End of the Honeymoon. Mrs. Ncwlywed (weeping) A vlllalnous-looklng tramp tried to kiss me this afternoon. Jack. Mr. Newlywcd Heavens! Those wretches will do anything to get Into Jail for the Winter, won't they? Judge. 4 Beher Is there anything In 'the paper? Lyoa (who has been holding ihe only copy for halt an hour or more) Not a thing; absolutely nothing In it. Beher Smart chaps those news paper men- To think that it took you so Ions to flnd'lt out. Boston Transcript Coming to the Point. Mr. Grogan What a power o funerals they do be havln" at tha church these days. Shure, it's shtartcd. ma thinking. Miss Casey Thlnkin' av what? Mr. Grogan That whin it come tolme fur my fu neral would you be the widdy? Philadelphia Press. First Tramp Did you hear about that new law fer teachln the school children about tha effects of liquor? Second Tramp Yes. If they'd only provided fer the appointment of a terrible example fer each s.chcoi, at a big sal ary, you and I might have struck a ssap. Town and Country. a-. AAfe- .JHMMtf.a3fcja. J-i1nftwfcii .J .te tcsaAAaM-afir.ifetfAt. . xmumdmH J"eJfl:f''-nii-i.nr.-inI I