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The truth Is desirable of establish ment, but this Is a case where one would fain be content to rest in ignorance of the facts, If thereby the Navy's morale and good name might be spared injury and aspersion. But this is not to be. The good that these two sterling offi cers have done Is known to all. Inves tigation will serve to bring out their er rors and unworthlnesses over all of which History would have been glad to pass In silence. More in sorrow than In anger must be viewed the part played in this controversy by Its principals. They have suffered from the advice of fool friends, conspicuously from the lack of counsel of wise friends, especial ly in Congress. "With all their bravery and allegiance to duty, they have be come the victims of stupid and rancor ous charges and counter-charges, the least discreditable of whose excuses was partisan fury. These two men typify in their charac teristics the complementary qualities that have made the American Navy. Sampson Is the organizer and perfecter of the seagoing machine, Schley Is the fighter. One is all invention, fore thought and care; the other all dash and bravery. It 111 becomes the Ameri can Nation, happy today through the labors of Its inventors and mechanics, ,to belittle Sampson's work" of perfect ing our guns and explosives, as it would 111 become them to depreciate the heroic traditions which Schley has so gallantly sustained. Himself a poor ,workIngman inyouth, and the son of a day laborer, Sampson embodies the me chanical Ingenuity and application which puts America at the head of naval as well as industrial achieve ment". The armament of the new Navy, the perfect condition of its guns, the state of constant preparedness In which the "West Indian fleet was kept, were his work. Nobody knows quite so much about ordnance as Sampson. Hard study and constant effort have given him for years authoritative emi nence on modern armor and armament, and on the use and comparative value of explosives. So long ago as the es tablishment of the Naval War College at Newport." Sampson was the Instruc tor oii torpedoes. As Inspector of Ord nance at the Washington Navy-Yard he assisted In the installment of the present magnificent gun factory, and 'as chief of the Bureau of Naval Ord nance he did the foundation work with out which the victories of our war with Spain would have been impossible. Schley's career, on the other hand, is a long succession of brilliant exploits. They are too familiar, too closely inter- woven with history, to need repetition here. His rescue of Greely, his fine record in the Chilean troubles, and his 1 admirable work at Santiago, are only ,-Ballent features in a record of uniform faithfulness, determination and Intrep .idlty. In view of the idolatry In which he is held by the masses of his coun trymenidolatry denied to Sampson by his colder nature and In view of the enthusiastic fetes and presentations ,with which he has been honored, it would seem that a heavy burden of generosity had been laid upon him as well as upon Sampson, who is charged, and not without reason, with its lack. The trouble between Schley and Sampson consists principally of the later and unnecessary additions to the original source of contention. Upon a feeble flame an Immense conflagration has been piled up. It was Sampson's place to report the victory of Santiago. That the terms of his report were un fortunate may be conceded, and they ,were fittingly answered by Schley when he said there was glory enough for all. The matter might well have been ended there, but so-called friends of each began forthwith to war upon the other. It was thought necessary to abuse Sampson for his absence at the Slbo ney conference with Shatter In his plain line of duty, and, on the other hand, to asperse the bravery of Schley in with drawing the Brooklyn from where" It "blanketed" the fire of the other ships in the blockading squadron, notwith standing an investigating committee characterized his action as "the crucial and deciding feature of the combat, and of the most decided advantage." The two men are commendable in achievement, and they are equally cen surable In controversy. There Is no doubt that Sampson is morally culpable for the attacks made on Schley in the Maclay history. On the other hand, the sketch of Schley contained In the "Na tional Cyclopedia of American Biog raphy," from materials manifestly fur nished by Schley tolmself, asperses Sampson. He is charged with dishon estly claiming the credit for the San tiago victory, and in another place the chronicle bluntly says: "Sampson was wrong." There has been ill-mannered vindictlveness. therefore, on both sides. Altogether, the affair is one of the most lamentable In our history, espe cially in view of the possibilities of friendly esteem and co-operation with two men of such high abilities and long service. Their old age, which should be crowned with peace and honor, is to die out, it seems, In bitterness and ran cor. Schley is 62, and Sampson 61. Each entered Annapolis at the age of 17, one a year behind the other, and in that order, a year apart, they gradu ated. The opening of the Civil War found them both boys In the Union fleets, and It was upon the same day, July 16, 1S62, that they were commis sioned Lieutenants. The same year that Schley distinguished himself in the Insurrection of Chinese coolies on the Middle Chlncha Islands, Sampson was commended for bravery In an affair in Charleston Harbor. From 1867 to 1869 the two men were instructors side by side at the Naval Academy, Sampson having natural philosophy and Schley having languages. Twenty years later they joined forces at Santiago, where joint victory should "have crowned the acquaintance of a lifetime with fra ternal gratitude and rejoicing, but where Instead was raised up a feud of undying hate. It is a story of great ness, and yet littleness, from which one is fain to turn with heart-sickness and regret Few days without a cloud somewhere on the horizon. Few sun sets without heavy shadows between Its lines of beauty. THE AMERICAN CATHOLIC. President Eliot, of Harvard Univer sity, -points out in the Independent that the atmosphere and habit of democracy makes the Roman Catholic Church something other In America than it is in Europe. Dr. Eliot notes the fact that the present' pope has conceded the principle of government from the peo ple, abandoning the old dogma of the divine right of Princes, so that the Catholic Church of today does not hold that God appoints and approves for the people any particular form of govern ment or selects particular men who are to rule. American Catholicism is some thing very different from that of Euro pean countries, because of the modifica tion which the American democracy has brought about In the quality, func tion and manners of the Catholic prel ate and the Catholic priest. The Amer ican priest Is a different creature In manners, customs and intellectual hab its from the European priest. President Eliot had in mind, of course, the kind of Catholic priest in America that Is Illustrated by Cardinal Gibbons, Archbishop Ireland, Bishop Keane and Bishop Spalding. Bishop Spalding, in a recent address before the National Educational Association at Detroit on "Progress in Education,!' illustrated the Americanism which President Eliot says colors the Roman Catholic in this country. Bishop Spald ing was not born and bred in the Old World, and yet he is not a new convert; he Is the son of an old Catholic family, and he is proud of his American ances try and his country. He dwelt with enthusiasm on "the great system of schools In which free education Is of fered to all," and every other develop ment of our educational system. The Rev. John B. Coyle, of New Haven, Conn., recently said, replying to a gen eral attack upon the Catholics made by Rev. Charles W. Merriam, of Spring field, Mass., that the charge that Cath olics were disloyal to the United States Government because of their faith was without foundation. He said that the Catholic Church never Interferes with the law of the state. Our Government Is founded on just laws, and Interferes with no one's right of conscience. Rev. Father Malone recently said at Denver that the American Catholics want no union of church and state, even in the Philippine Islands, Whose people are nearly all Catholics, and where union of church and state has endured for centuries. Father Malone says that the American Catholics want no union of church and state because they have seen its disadvantages in other lands and believe the church In the Philip pines will rapidly develop along the lines followed out by the Catholic Church in the United States, free and untrammeled and entirely independent of the state. The contrast between the entire separation of church and state in the United States and the perpetuation of a state church in England is strik ingly illustrated by the protest of over thirty of the members of the English nobility against the denouncement of doctrine of trans-substantiation em bodied in the declaration made by King Edward on his accession. This dec laration repudiates, as "superstitious and Idolatrous" the Roman Catholic I doctrine that through consecration by a priest tne suostance of bread and wine is changed Into the substance of Christ's body and blood. This declara tion of the King Is deemed by the Cath olic peers as an Insult to Roman Cath olic subjects of the British crown. The Catholic peers of England Include the Duke of Norfolk, the Earl of Rlpon and a number of very able and accomplished members of the British nobility. The efforts to procure any satisfactory re vision of the declaration has failed, owing to the fact that the great mass of English Protestants, while willing to grant liberty of speech to Roman Cath olics, are firmly opposed to any amend ment of the declaration made under oath by every King of England since the test act was passed in the reign of Charles II. There is really no way out of the difficulty in England so long as there Is a union of church and state. American Catholics can discern through this dis agreeable situation in England the trammels to which union of church and state subjects their church. No wonder, remembering this. Father Malone pre fers what President Eliot calls ''the voluntary church in a democracy." It Is true that the Catholic Church in America teaches loyalty to the political faith of the people in which it makes its home. Archbishop Hughes was an able and enthusiastic supporter of the Union cause, but the Catholic Church at the South, true to its environment, was ar dent in its devotion to the Confederacy. The most beautiful tributes to the Southern cause, lh victory and in de feat, were written by the poet-priest, Father Ryan. This Is always the pol icy of the church in America; for any other policy would be fatal to its best Influence for the future. Where the Union flag waved Bishop Hughes and his church were loyal to it, because it was the flag of their environment, their section; and where the Confederate flag waved the Catholic Church was loyal to It as the flag of their environ ment and their section. There was no state church, and the Catholic Church accepted the local politics of its flock, North or South. SUDDEN DEATH. The sudden death of Rev. Dr. Gue while in active pursuit of labor in his special line of endeavor closes a life of devotion to duty as duty appealed to him, and was a sad shock to the com munity, and particularly to those who attended Centenary Church. As he fre quently expressed himself, Dr. Gue loved life for the sake of its beauty and the opportunities that It offered, but he was ready to yield it up upon a mo ment's notice. Even this brief notice was apparently denied him, as it Is pos sible that in the final summons he did not with his mortal senses recognize the call of death. Though a stereotyped prayer, followed each successive Sun day by thousands of worshipers, enu merates "sudden death" as one of the evils from which deliverance Is asked, many, perhaps a large majority, of sober-minded persons regard the sud den summons with less apprehension than the wasting, lingering, fading process of dying which is directly op posite thereto. Indeed, many thought ful persons have placed themselves upon record as desiring a sudden call from earth when their allotted time had expired. We are all familiar with William Cullen Bryant's expressed wish to meet death Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch About him and lies down to pleasant dreams, And his biographer notes in his peace ful and unheralded death on a quiet Summer day the fulfillment of a wish often expressed. Robert Ingersoll, the great agnostic, had his wish in a sudden and painless death, and Mrs. Barbauld, an English poetess of rare sensibility and delicacy of expression, tenderly sang: Life, we've been long together Through pleasant and through cloudy weather; 'Tls hard to part when friends are dear Perhaps 'twill cost a sigh, a tear; Then steal away, give little warning. Choose thine own time; Say not good-night, but In some brighter clime Bid me good morning. This thought, it may be added, found ' expression among persons in all con ditions of life, the more unselfish tem pering the wish for a sudden and pain less "going to sleep" with pity for the shock that its fulfillment would give to friends, but still clinging to the hope for a quiet, unheralded exit from the world, to which, having been warned by the monitor Palnu they might be disposed to cling with unseemly and fruitless struggle. A death that was at the time heralded as "shocking" or "beautiful," according to the view of the person who spoke of the event, occurred In one of the churches of this city a few years ago. The subject was a gentle woman of de votional spirit, who found, it was said, her greatest enjoyment in church music, and so fitly was the closing of her life already past middle age ordered that she died during the singing of one of her favorite hymns, the devotional at mosphere vibrating with the sweet strains of music she loved. Certainly, as compared with such a passing, the death after hours or days of wasting Illness, surrounded by tearful friends sorrowfully waiting for the event. Is to be feared and dreaded. Of Dr. Gue his friends will say exult antly, "He died in the harness." On his way to the railroad station to meet a detachment of the Epworth League, members of which many hundred strong he was preparing to greet at Centenary Church on the following evening, he simply fell forward, and his work was done. While there may be just cause for regret and sorrow among his people at losing him since, according to his estimate, there is still much to do for the church there can be no reasonable regret at the manner of his taking off. The lesson of his death, and one that has much wider significance than that given to It by eccleHlastlclsm, Is. embodied In the text, "Be ye also ready," a lesson which, If applied to the material affairs of life, would leave fewer families unprepared for the always possible emergency of the breadwinner's sudden death. FREGXANT HINT FROM CHICAGO. Chicago has an alderman who pos sesses many of the attributes of Cap tain Reece, of H. M. S. Mantelpiece, and Chicago Is standing under the shade of her skyscrapers and pointing to him with as much pride as the tem perature will permit It Is not always that Chicago so justly points with pride, either, for this Alderman, whose name Is John MInwegen, is a walking solution of the problem of municipal government, and wherever two or three like him shall be gathered together there will rise a model city. Strolling along the lake front the other day, this paragon observed several hundred boys gazing with pathetic wistful ness at the margin of the lake, which was so littered with' drift and rubbish that the free bathjng privileges to which they were entitled were denied them. The Alderman did not put his hands In his pockets and walk indif ferently away; he did not start in mo tion the cumbersome municipal ma chinery that would have cleared the beach In time for the skating season, and he did not sit down and reflect on the great mistake people make by com mitting poverty. He simply shed his coat, summoned the youngsters to his assistance, and cleared the beach so that In less than an hour the lads were diving and wallowing in the waves, rising up occasionally to call him blessed. A day or two later Mr. MInwegen crossed a bridge, and, observing In the driveway a hole of sufficient size to admit the passage of a horse's body, he alighted from his buggy, hunted up nlanks. hammer and nails, again cleared his back for action, and re paired the break. The lesson which this remarkable man has taught should be printed in large letters on the first page of all treatises on municipal reform. However start ling the Idea that Councllmen should go and do likewise, It cannot be dis puted that here In Portland, for ex ample, a few men like Alderman MIn wegen could do things. On the East Side. In South Portland and on Alder street are certain elevated roadways which have given rise to some trifling discussion as to the manner in which they should be repaired. Why not or ganize a brigade of able-bodied Coun cllmen, equip them with lumber, tools and Industry and set them to work patching up the rotting woodwork of these highways until such time as the city shall be able and willing to pay' for new ones? It may not have escaped the notice of sharp-eyed persons 'that the pave ment on Third, Fourth and North Sixth streets is not free from imper fections. The Asphalt Company has a traction roller, a kit of long-handldd flatlrons and some melting-pots which could be rented cheaply, and with a few Councllmen to man them, wonders could be accomplished in the way of smoothing up these gently undulating thoroughfares. Macleay Park needs' pathways to make It accessible, and a party of two or three Councllmen, working Industriously for a couple of afternoons a week, could soon supply them. In fact, there seems to be no limit to the good that could be accom plished by the adoption of Alderman Mlnwegen's policy, not only In Im proving and beautifying the city, but to the Councllmen themselves, for each night they would hasten home with tired but enlarging muscles, excellent appetites and that elevating and en nobling consciousness that "something attempted, something done, had earned their night's repose." Records are cited to show that Presi dent Cleveland, in his second Adminis tration, granted more pardons to vio lators of the United States banking laws than did President McKlnley dur ing his fir3t or completed term. In President Cleveland's record 44 applica tions for pardon in banking cases ap pear, 41 of which were acted upon fa vorably. In President McKlnley's, 60 cases were acted upon 36 favorably. In neither case can the record be said to be creditable to the Executive. Bank thieves are the last criminals who should be permitted to escape the pen alty of their peculations. Whatever the showing made in their behalf looking to Presidential pardon, It cannot be granted without Injustice. The bank-robber from the outside would be presumptuous Indeed were he, having been duly convicted, to apply to the state executive for pardon, yet he who at once abuses the confidence of the thrifty, and, under pretense of saving and securely Investing their earnings, steals them bpldly from the bank, ap proaches the Chief Magistrate of the Nation with his plea for pardon and retires smiling with the coveted docu ment in his hand. It is plain that, whether Cleveland or McKlnley appears In the role of pardon-grantor to bank thieves, he discredits his position by playing it- The late Lewis Elkin. of Philadelphia, left a large fortune as a trust fund for the benefit of teach'ers of the public schools of that city who have taught therein 25 consecutive years, and, be coming superannuated, have no means of support The benefaction is to be known as the Lewis Elkin fund for the relief of disabled school teachers in the employ of the City of Philadelphia. It amounts to about $2,000,000, and each duly accredited beneficiary is to re ceive an annuity from the investment of the fund of $400. There will be rela tively few beneficiaries, "for the reasons, first, that relatively few persons teach twenty-five consecutive years, and, again, that those who do are of the thrifty class who save during the earn ing period of life for Its non-productive stage. Still, the fund will find benefi ciaries, and, finding; shed comfort and contentment upon the closing years of many men and women who have been useful In their day and generation withbut being accumulative. Such per sons constitute a distinct class of the aged poor, since almshouses In the or dinary Interpretation of the term ,are not for them, and homes for destitute old people of gentility are already over crowded. Commissioner Hermann has, by a re cent decision, In which upon appeal he was upheld by the Secretary of the In terior, dispelled the hopes of another "squaw man" who expected to come Into possession, through his halfbreed children, of a fine tract of land as a tribal "allotment." The land In ques tion Is about fifteen miles from Fort Benton. Mont. The Commissioner held that, having married a white man, the Indian woman had severed her tribal relations, and that neither she nor her children, the Issue of such marriage, are entitled to consideration as Indians. This decision is in the Interest both of justice and of decency, and may per haps discourage such marriages and the multiplication of children for whom there is no place, either among Indians or whites. Adah Isaacs Menken, the Ill-starred wife of the late R. H. Newell (Orpheus C. Kerr), was during her wild life in Paris the boon companion of Alexander Dumas, the famous author of "Count of Monte Crlsto" and "Trie Three Mus keteers." A picture of Dumas, sitting cheek by jowl with "The Menken," was In general circulation In Paris, and was for sale In the New York City picture shops some thirty-five years ago. The contrast between the man and woman was so violent as to be repulsive. Du mas, an old man with strongly marked negro features, was a singular mate for a young and beautiful woman. Dumas was only quarter-blood negro, but, as not seldom happens, his negro blood was strongly revealed In his hair, com plexion and lips. The Cincinnati Enquirer, which Is the property of John R. McLean, thus ad monishes C. K. Wheeler, of Kentucky, who still professes allegiance to the Chicago and Kansas City platforms: "Not all that Democratic conventions have resolved upon from time to time is to be obstinately adhered to. Heaven forbid! . . . The Ohio Democratic platform adopted at Columbus In this blessed year of our Lord 1901 is worth a thousand Chicago and Kansas City platforms of 1896 and 1900. It is repre sentative, not of the situation five years ago, but an expression of the views of the live Democrats of the State of Ohio this minute." Oliver Stevens has been District At torney of Suffolk County, Mass.," for twenty-seven years. He is now 76 years of age, is a Democrat, and was elected In 1874, when the Democrats elected Gaston Governor and sent four Democrats to Congress, besides two In dependents elected by Democratic sup port Mr. Stevens is a brother of the famous Isaac I. Stevens, who was the first Governor of Washington Terri tory and was killed at the head of his troops at Chantllly, Va., September 1, 1862. Prairie fires have added their hot breath and flying cinders to the tropi cal heat under which portions of Colo rado. In common with other Rocky Mountain sections, Is sweltering. This means terror and loss to settlers, and great anxiety to stockralsers, which It is impossible to overestimate. WHEN WILL THE WORLD BE FULL Chicago Eyening Post In the current Cosmopolitan J. Holt Schooling wants to know when this, old world will be compelled to hang out the. sign, "Standing Room Only," and he pro ceeds to answer his own query in a very Interesting fashion. In general, figures and statistics do not make inviting Sum mer reading, but as Mr. Schooling's sta tistics are in the nature of things specula tive, and as they suggest further specula tion of an inconclusive and not brain-fogging character, they may be read, as most magazine offerings are read at this sea son, simply to while away an Idle hour. Mr. Schooling's first duty Is to fix the present population of the world; his next to determine what has been the average rate of increase for a given period he se lects the 19th century. In 1SS6 he finds the world's population was 1.483,000,000; it was 6S2,000,000 in 1S10. With these figures and those for interme diate periods and years he reaches the conclusion that "we take as our unit of comparison the fact that the population of the world has increased during the 19th century at an average yearly rate of 10 persons per 1000 of population," and with this percentage of Increase he proceeds to fill the world In this fashion: "We have now to look Into the future, and ascertain when the world will be full. I propose to take as equivalent to 'full' a population of 1000 persons to each square mile of land In the world. This is a dens ity of population which is not far short of being twice that of the thickly massed population of Belgium 572 persons to the square mile. "At this rate of 1000 persona to every square mile of land on the earth, the space Jtor each person would be, on the average, less than two-thirds of an acre apiece, or a square-shaped land space each side, of which measures only 55 yards. This average land space for each person living in the world would have to suffice for all purposes; agriculture, min ing, roads, houses, parks, railways, fac tories, etc., and thus an average density of world population that is equal to 1000 persons per mile of land may bo regarded, not inappropriately, as equivalent to the world's being full. "If we apply to the future growth of the world's population the rate of Increase that has obtained during the 19th century one person per 100 per year we obtain the following forecast: No. to Tear. Millions, square mile. 1900 1,600 or 31 2000 4.32S or S3 2100 .i 11,706 or 225 2200 31,662 or 609 2250 52,073 or 1,001 "As there are 52,000,000 square miles of land on the earth, and as we are to con sider 1000 persons to each square mile as the equivalent of the world's being full. It follows that we want a world popula tion of 52,000,000,000 persons to fulfill this condition. "A glance at the above statement of growth in the world's population shows that the necessary growth fom 1,600,000,000 in the year 1900 to the 62,000,000,000 of per sons wanted for our purpose will eventu ate.in the year 2250, almost 300 years ahead of the present time, when it may be neces sary to hancr out a notice to the effect that the world Is full to the utmost limit. ' "At the present time thB density of popu lation in the world is ahput one and a half times that of the population of the United States. In the year 2000 the density of the world population will still be con siderably under the present density of China or of Spain; In the' year 2100, how ever, this density will be on the track of Germany's present density of population, and will have passed the present density of France, while In the year 2200 the dens ity of world population will have gone be yond the present high density of Belgium's population; and in the year 2250 there will be 1000 persons to every square mile of land In the earth and the world will be full." Then let all newcomers take heed that they must stand In the aisles or view the great drama of life from the back of the big, overcrowded playhouse. Now those who wish to fill in their Idle time with nencll and oaDor may try to figure out the average decreasing effect of disasters, .wars, plagues, etc., on popula tion, the average rate of Increase or de crease of habitable land not forgetting by the way that scientists have told us the waters of the earth are drying up. Per haps this process of evaporation may keep pace with the increase of population. Then when the earth really is full It may con tain a population so dry that almost any other kind of fullness would be prefer able. You see, there is no end of light and diverting speculation along these lines, and the beauty of it is It needn't cause a particle of worry. The First Folio Shakespeare. To the Editor of the New York Times: The cabled account of the sale of a first folio Shakespeare for 1720 Is sadly lack ing In details, for which reason it is per haps wisest to reserve comment until fuller information Is obtainable. When a copy was alleged to have been sold some two years ago for a sum approximating yesterday's price the present writer, over his signature in the Evening Post, ques tioned the price, or the genuineness of the sale, and the late Mr. Bernard Quaritch, shortly before his decease, admitted that "owing to a vpecular chain of circum stances" at least $2500 (500) more was paid for that volume than it was worth. It seems absolutely safe to assert that no known copy Is actually worth any such sum as that said to have been paid yes terday. Your comment that the Daly copy is one of the finest extant calls for decided qualification. In using the words "finest extant" concerning such a book as the first folio the number of copies to which such language could be applicable is so limited that I know of no copy ever likely in the future to reach the auction-room which could properly be so described, save that belonging to the Baroness Burdett Coutts. It is a most remote contingency that her copy will ever be offered at auction. c. A. H. Tariff Goes Up; Wool Comes Down. Chicago Chronicle. With the highest tariff on wool that the country ever saw, standard Ohio wool is now cheaper than it was before the Ding ley tariff rates were adopted. The "pro tective tariff instead of stimulating wool prices, has stimulated phenomenally the production of cheaper substitutes for wool. Science and enterprise have caused various treatments of other fibers In such a way that the world is getting along with less wool th.an It formerly needed. The flocks are decreasing in number and the wool supply is falling off. Yet the price goes down and down. Ohio fleeces which were worth 35 cents a pound in 1900 are now worth but 27 cents a pound. And the professional woolgrowers are saying that they must have a still higher tariff. They learn nothing. They would find that a higher tariff would have the effect to Increase still more the supply" of sub stitutes for wool. As the tariff on wool goes up the price of wool will come down. Virginia I Next. Philadelphia Times. Virginia is likely to be the next state to cut loose from Bryan and Bryanlsm. The Democrats of the Old Dominion will hold a state convention in August, and, according to good judges of the situation, they will follow the wholesome example lately set by Ohio. If this shall be done It will be another significant step in the complete reorganization of the Democratic party. Strength is lent to this prediction by the fact that the Virginia constitu tional convention recently resolved not to listen to a speech from Bryan, who was then visiting the capital of the state. Dnngerjous to Fool With. Kansas City Journal. Along In May there was much complaint that the cool, wet weather was retarding the corn crop. Perhaps somebody prayed for a warm, dry season and put too much unction Into the effort We 'must be care ful how we meddle with the elements. AMUSEMENTS. Not elnce "The Tyranny of Tears" was given here, more than a year ago, has such a brilliant comedy been produced at the Marquam as "The Importance of Being Earnest," which was the bill given by Henry Miller and his company at the Marquam last night. But seven people figure In It to any extent Mr. Miller, Mr. Cherry, Mr. Thorne, Miss Eu stace, Miss Rockwell, Miss Elllston and Miss Clement and each plays his or her part so artistically that It would be dif ficult to draw comparisons, although Miss Eustace has perhaps a shade the best of It, owing to a superior opportunity. The comedy Is a topsy-turvy affair, so full of wit that one has to be constantly on tho watch for it, and abounding with recurrences of the unexpected.. It is handsomely mounted, and the costuming of the women was such as to cause a flutter among the feminine portion of the audience every time a new gown ap peared. "D'Arcy of -tho Guards" will be the bill tonight. ' Notes of the Stage. Maurice Barrymore Smith, of Cordray's Theater, is picking up points in box-office ethics in San Francisco. Arthur Elliott, of the Miller Company, appeared in Portland last with Blanche Walsh, and has been here in support of Fanny Davenport. Mr. Rosebrcok, the musical director of the Henry Miller Company, for a num ber of years played the cornet In various Portland orchestras. The Marquam orchestra has been rein forced this week by the leadership of Sam Drlscoll, who led Cordray's orches tra through the Winter and Spring. An ostrich on a ranch near Los Angeles has been named Jame3 Neill, and the actor plumes himself on the supposition that it Is because he has made so many long runs. Blanche Bates, who Is bringing to a close the last week of her successful run In "Under Two Flags" in San Francisco, Is preparing to appear In Ib3en's drama, "Hedda Gabbler." A Sprnprne Heirloom. Spokane Spokesman-Review. The President has appointed Richard L. Sprague, of Massachusetts, Consul at Gib raltar. It has not been generally believed that there is anything like hereditary of fice In the United States Governmental service, but the career of the Sprague family would indicate that there Is a pret ty close approach to It. The Spragues came from Boston and in 1S32 Andrew Jackson appointed Horatio of that family to the Gibraltar Consulship. Mr. Sprague had taken up his residence in Gibraltar soon after the War of 1S12, and was In business there at the time of his appointment. His son, Horatio J., lately deceased, was born in the Consulate and began to assist his father when he was 9 years old. In 1S48 the elder Sprague died while on a visit to the United States, and President Polk soon after appointed the son to the vacant position, and he held it until last Thursday, the day of his death. He had served under 14 Presi dents, and was the dean of the Consular Corps. Although he seldom visited this country, he Is said to have been intense ly loyal to the United States and always looked after the Interests of Americans carefully. The appointment of Richard H. Sprague to the place once filled by his father and grandfather means that the heirloom will still remain In the family. It is prob able that a better choice could not have been made. The salary is a pittance, but the work required has always been well performed. It is said that owing to the geographical position of Gibraltar, the nearest United States Minister being at Rome, the Consul there is often called upon to act in mat ters requiring a high order of intelligence, and the thorough acquaintance of the Spragues" with tho Mediterranean ports and people has In a large measure been re sponsible for the continuance of the fam ily In the Consulate. i m Coxey Reverse Himself. Time presents some strange mutations, but none stranger than the wide con trasts In the career of "General" Jacob S. Coxey. Less than 10 years ago he was the moving spirit in that remarkable ag gregation of discontent known as Coxey's army, the champion of disorganized and dissatisfied labor in its march across the continent to Washington, the man who, with his motley following, was told to "keep off the grass" of the National Cap itol grounds. Today he is chief stockholder of the Coxey Steel Casting Company, of Mount Vernon, O., and expects soon to be turn ing out steel billets and bars and having trouble with the labor unions. A decade ago the deity of every Idle tramp in the country, the mounted leader of a foot sore and aimless mob; today cheek by Jowl with "plutocrats," anticipating war with his old-time comrades, forecasting victory for the steel magnates 4n the pres ent struggle with the Amalgamated As sociation. If labor ever fancied it had an apostle. If the "brotherhood of man" doctrine ever had a preacher, It was Coxey. Of course, nobody believed In him except, those who were shiftless, unfortunate or discontent ed, but none the less his following was large, and the movement he started was for a time disquieting. Now all is differ ent. Coxey has had his troubles with strikers; they have touched his pocket; and his views have changed. Coxey has forgotten his old comrades. Weary Willie and Wandering Walker. Ho fain would keep step from now on with Schwab and Pierpont Morgan. The Popping of "Bud." Indianapolis Sun. " Yes, modest as a Illy was sweet little Dory Wilkes With hair as soft an' silky as the silkiest of silks. An on hT peachy dimpled cheek the downiest o' fuzz An' eyes that never looked at you, bo bashful like they wuz. She wuz purty no denyln that! 'Mongst women high an' low She would surely take tho ribbon in a purty woman show. I tried to pop a dozen times I started, but law me! I felt so sorry fer the girl I had to stop, you see. She trembled like a maple leaf an' blushed until I swore To Dory Wilkes I'd never pop the question any more. It happened, though, a year ago, a hull big wagonload Went down to Nclderhouser's dance down on the lower road, Well, every tlmo I'd swing that girl she'd blush like everything. Her blushes flowed as easy as the music from the string, ' An when a set wuz ended an' w"d go set down an rest An' I would ask here who on earth she thought she liked the best She'd J 1st look at her shoes er fall to study in' a crack. An' then some chap from Millersvllle, he passed tho applejack. I downed three cups, an Dory, she took three, too, If you choose. An' then tho fourth, because she wuz too bash ful to refuse! The music played we took the floor I rickel- lect it yet In all my life I never danced sich a delightful set! The dance wuz through, an' not a sound came from the fiddle strings. But Dora Btayed out on the floor an' danced four Highland flings! "Well, goln' home that night the moon shone QUlet-llko an' still, An Dory's hat wuz on my head when we passed Millersvllle, But happy as a bird I wuz, fer I'd asked Dora an' She said: "You bet I'll marry you! Old boy, give me ye-hand!" "All's fair In love." I thought an' said "Git up there," to the bay. Tho person who kin hold tho most's the one who wins today. NOTE AND COMMENT. - Aro the down-river correspondents af fected with the flsh-story fever? Carbolic acid Is effective, but not know ing It was loaded Is considerably moro Immediate. Writers of history would do well to wait until all the men of whom they write have passed Into It President Shaffer seems to be one of the few remaining Institutions which J. P. Morgan doesn't own. This big run of salmon will do Astoria more good than all the common-point rates in the tariff sheets. The horse may worry about the automo bile, but the carrier pigeon Is not yet viewing the airship with alarm. Tho people who call this hot weather ought to be doomed for a certain tlmo to walk the sidewalks of New York. When Admiral Dewey goes to the coro nation of King Edward he will leave that capture-or-destroy dispatch at home. There are still enough expert swimmers and men who rock boats left to mako an active market for grappling hooks. Actor Cummlngs can not find any suits;, but attorneys for members of his com pany seem to be able to dig up one now and then. Perhaps if William Waldorf Astor will be real good King Edward will let him shoot off a few fireworks to celebrate tha coronation. The Los Angeles Times prints an ad vertisement of a cemetery which is so attractive as to expose that city to art epidemic of suicide. The man who" catches 3500 pounds ofi fish in one day had better keep still about It If he places any value on hla reputation for veracity. A good rainmaker could command a sal ary in Kansas now which would makJj that paid to President Schwab took like J the average contribution to a Populist campaign fund. Pierre Lorlllard's estate appears to bd worth only about $4,000,000, or much less than was commonly supposed. On tho other hand the estate of tho late John I. Blair, of Blalrstown, N. J., which ap-' peared in the will to be worth from $20, 000,000 to 30,000,000, Is now valued by tho executor at $50,000,000. It Is well that the Sampson-Schley con troversy Is to be Investigated. It will bring the two Admirals from the modest oblivion with which they have wrapped themselves since the Jack tars under their command deposited the Spanish fleet be neath the sad sea waves. Under a rule recently adopted by tho Board of Education of New York City school children will no longer be allowed to give presents to their teachers unless tho gifts shall be sent anonymously to tho teachers' homes. The object of the new regulation Is to put an end to favoritism In the public schools, charges having been made that certain teachers wero partial to the children of well-to-do par ents because of the presents which such youngsters brought them. Such a rulo has been In effect in the Portland schools for a number of years, and- is rarely vio lated. Sir Harry Poland, a British maglstrato noted for his brilliancy, Is careless In hU dress. Once his family persuaded him to go to Poole and order a fashionably-cut suit To the chagrin of the household Sir Harry looked more outlandish in the new clothes than in his old ones. His brother-in-law went to see Poole about It "It is not my fault, sir," the tailor as sured him. "Every care was taken, but how could we fit a gentleman who would insist upon being measured sitting down?" And the only satisfaction that could be obtained from Sir Harry Poland himself later on was the dry comment: "Well, It's my business, not your. I like to be comfortable. I spend three parts of my life sitting down, and I prefer to be measured so." A Chicagoan and his wife recently were visiting an' old friend who owns a ranch near Phoenix. Mrs. Lakeside had gone there for her health and a 17-year-old girl was detailed to wait upon her, relates a gossiper. One afternoon mistress and maid were seated in a room together, when the girl saw a good-sized rattlesnake colled In a corner not far from the Invalid's chair. The girl knew the delicate condi tion of the Chicago woman's health and quietly thought of a plan to save her any undue excitement "I think I heard Mr. Lakeside calling you at the gate." she said quietly. The Invalid left the room in search of her husband, and as soon as she was out of hearing the girl ran for a whip and In a few moments had killed the reptile. She had just carried It away when Mrs. Lakeside returned, saying that she could not find her husband. Then the girl told her what had happened. Tho Chicago man was overwhelmingly and substantially grateful to, the cool-headed maid, who Is now installed in his South Side home as his wife's personal attend ant The rattlesnake's skin 13 being fashioned into pocketbooks as souvenirs of the nerve-trying occasion. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGIUPHBRS Common Enough. "I saw a girl with four sets of teeth in her head yesterday." "Nol" "Yes. She wore side combs." Philadelphia ' Bulletin. The "Widow's Intended. 'Well, Tommy, has your" mother told you of my good fortuno7" Tommy No. She only said she was going to marry you!" Punch. Teacher Johnny, how many different kinds of force are there? Johnny Three kinds. Teacher Name them. Johnny Bodily force, mental force and the police force. Tlt-Blts. Doubts and Difficulties. He One cannot al ways tell whether a girl means what she says. She And one cannot always tell whether a man cares whether she means what she says. Puck. Economy. Mrs. Newbrlde How much are your Spring chickens? Poulterer Dollar a pair, ma'am. Mrs. Newbrlde Well er I've got to be vory economical, so Just give me the very smallest pair you have. Philadelphia Press. An Unlucky Coincidence. Silas How did Ezry Marks come tew lose his farm? Jason He thqught his neighbor's fence wuz encroach In' on his land, an the very fust darn law yer ho spoke tew about It thought so, too. Boston Traveler. A Waning Love. Mrs. Brlderly If you real ly loved me, you never would have taken a flat on the top floor. Brlderly Why not? Mrs. Brlderly Only think, when you come home from the office, how much longer It takes. Harper's Bazar. His Friend Gray. You certainly have a fine collection of antiques. But is there no doubt about the authenticity of any of these old articles? The Collector None In the slightest. I had them manufactured to my order; so, you see. I know Just what I have got. Boston Transcript. Understood His Business. Fruit Vender Why you notta. tella me move on? Policeman Your cart Is not in the way there. Fruit Vender Den I put lta in da way, and I wanta you tella me move on. Policeman What for? Fruit Vender Dat maka big crowd and I sella banan. New York "Weekly. &