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On file In Washlnsrton, D. C.. with A. W. Dunn. 600 ,14th N. W. For eale in Denver, Colo., by Hamilton & gendrlck. 900-912 Seventh street. TODAY'S WEATHER. Partly cloudy, with occasional showers; northerly winds, shifting to southerly, PORTLAND, FRIDAY, APRIL 19, 1001 RECOLLECTIONS OP BELLAMY. Madness, as Polonlus once observed, often makes a happy hit which reason and sanity could not so prosperously "be delivered of; and there is a passage in Edward Bellamy's "Looking- Back ward" that seems curiously apt in view of recent developments. He says: Small businesses, as far as they still re mained, were reduced to the condition of rats and mice, living in holes and corners, and courting or evading notice for the enjoyment of existence The Tailroads had gone on com bining till a few great syndicates controlled eery rail in the land. In manufactures, every important staple was controlled by a syndi cate. These syndicates, pools, trusts, or -whatever their name, fixed .prices and crushed all pompetltion except when combinations as vast as themselves arose. Then a struggle, resulting in still greater consolidation, ensued. It Is thirteen years since this was written, and the rise of trusts and the growth of department stores, which ".Looking Backward" also describes, certainly give us a striking coincidence.' Mr. Bellamy, it will be remembered, did not ultimately condemn these great combinations of capital, though he freely indulged wild talk about the rich growing richer and the poor poorer; out in his rhapsodical romance he made these private corporations merely a stepping-stone to one immense syndi cate, embracing the whole people and the 3overnment, which took charge of all business and production. Something like this may yet come to pass, either "by Government absorbing business or by business absorbing Government These immense combinations of capital are growing so rapidly that if the move ment keeps up, some of them would soon make very little to-do over Inci dentally handling the affairs of a small concern like the United States Govern ment "Whatever is to come will come, and .the most anybody can do, appar ently, is to look on and try to keep track of the movement, and if possible explain it To foresee is difficult, and to control is apparently impossible. Is it better for trusts to control the Government or for the Government to control the trusts? He would have hardihood indeed who should advocate delivery of the Government over to the corporations. Tet as such a thing may actually come to pass, it should be looked at in all its aspects. The busi ness world, we know from history, has never had much of a show with gov ernment The personal, hereditary and proprietary forms of rule have simply preyed upon, trade and production. Even" now the heavy hand of taxes and embargoes is laid upon Industry even in the freest countries. But there is no use "blinking the two facts that Gov ernment is increasingly amenable to business demands, and that powerful minds are gravitating to business In stead of public life. The Alexanders and Napoleons of our day are not the McKinleys and Bryans, but the Carne gies and Pierpont Morgans. These men are pretty certain to have their way, not only because of their towering gen ius and force of character, but because they represent the industrial interests of the country, which are simply and undeniably paramount Man in Amer ica today is not concerned with secur ing freedom of speech or trial by jury or liberty of worship or representation through the ballot What he Is con cerned in is a chance to work, to do business, to spend or save or bestow what his efforts bring him. Therefore it is a considerable undertaking to say that Presidents as Presidents go or Congress as Congresses go should have uncontrolled power over trade and in dustry. "We are fain to demand that our great corporations be brought to book and humbled at the knees of, let us say, Congress. But when you come to look at the average Congressman, how much superior is he to Carnegie or Morgan, or J. J. Hill or Harriman? Does he know more, is his capacity greater, will his Integrity endure a heavier strain? Would a man's property or his job be safer in the hands of the Bepubllcan or Democratic National Committee, or the Republican or Democratic Congres sional caucus, than it would be in the hands of Mr. Morgan's conference at Broad and Wall streets? We do not answer these queries, but merely throw them out as suggestions. They are worth thinking about, but what any one thinks is likely to make little difference, and it will make but little more difference what any one does, for great social movements like these pursue courses that are almost as hard to direct as they are to foresee. The letter of Professor William Crookes, the English scientist to Colo nel Olcott quoted by a correspondent does not show "'how Colonel Olcott is regarded in England"; it only shows how he is regarded by Professor Crookes, who has for many years been a believer in "spirit materialization." He is not the- first eminent man who, like the famous Dr. Johnson, has been a ready believer in miracles and ap paritions. Johnson "would not believe in Ossian, but he was willing to believe In second sight; he would not believe In the earthquake of Lisbon, but was will ing to believe In the Oock Lane ghost" GOVERNMENT JJEGLIGEXCE. The Columbia River lightship, after remaining in the grasp of the Pacific for eighteen months, is at last in a fair way to reach her station In a short time. The ocean stubbornly resisted all at tempts to take the vessel back to deep water by the route which she followed in going ashore, and a great many thousand dollars were lost in attempt ing to make her follow that route. The contract price which the Government must pay for saving the vessel and placing her in repair aggregates $28, 000. The work performed by the light house tenders and Government em ployes in connection with the efforts to save the vessel probably represented a cost of several thousand dollars addi tional. The money loss, however, is small in comparison with the value of life and property that has been left in jeopardy for eighteen months through the absence of the ship from her sta tion. The history of the numerous unsuc cessful attempts to save this vessel and unnecessary delays attendant thereon would indicate that the Government Is very much in need of a marine expert to look after Its floating property. We have the Sampsons and Hobsons to look after the pink teas and write magazine articles from a marine standpoint We also have a few Corblns to uphold our dignity from a landsman's point of view, but we are woefully shy on men who have a practical knowledge of tak ing care of Government property. Whenever a big shipping firm carrying its own insurance finds one of its ves sels ashore in any part of the world it immediately dispatches an expert to the scene of the wreck, and If It is within the range of possibilities to save the vessel she is back in deep water in short order. There is no apparent good rea son why the same business-like meth ods should not apply to Government work In the same lines. The Columbia River lightship was saved by a Portland housemover and a Portland ship-liner. The occupation or trade of neither of these men has any direct connection with that of sav ing stranded ships, and yet they have succeeded in doing in less than sixty days what the Government and the men working under Government contract had failed to do in sixteen months. The Government has about fifty lightships scattered around the American sea coast and some of them have been ashore several times. Fortunately for shipping, they were stranded on the At lantic Coast, "where sufficient pressure was brought to bear to get them back into deep water in less than eighteen months. The stranding of the British bark Poltalloch is the only disaster that is directly traceable to the absence of the lightship from her station off the mouth of the river, but that there were no more disasters was due to good luck, and not to the foresight of the Govern ment in attending to the needs of navi gation in this vicinity. BEFORE AXD AFTER. Persons with ordinary memories will recall that not longer ago than this time last year we had a municipal and legis lative campaign here in Portland and Multnomah County. A great deal was then done and printed, and In It all there was nothing more highly regarded by certain very prominent "politicians than a variety of literature which was industriously circulated, and which, It may as well be here and now recorded, cut considerable figure In the result of the June election. For example: CITIZENS: The great Importance of the coming election lies in the fact that the people of Multnomah County, irrespective of party, are uniting to secure political freedom. If jour CITIZENS' LEGISLATIVE TICKET Is elected the BING HAM PRIMARY LAW will be adopted and the power of the Mackay-Glass-Farrell ring and all other political rings forever broken. Also for example: THOSE who believe In the BINGHAM DI RECT PRIMARY LAW; THOSE who believe that no central commit tee or individual Is entitled to usurp the right of the people to name their candidates for of fice; THOSE who are opposed to slate conventions and cut-and-dried tickets; THOSE who object to having the registry stuffed with the names of hobos and repeaters; THOSE who want honest elections and a fair count. AND THOSE who think it's about time to dispense with the services of the Senatorial officeholders, WILL "VOTE THE CITIZENS' LEGISLATIVE TICKET. Mark your ticket as shown below: COUNTY. For State Senators. Vote for Four. 31 X HUNT. JAMES, E., of Portland 32 X.INMAN, R. D.. of Portland 33 X MAYS. F. P., of Portland 34 X SMITH, ANDREW C of Portland... Citizens' Ticket. That is all, except that these gentle men were all elected and the Bingham direct primary law was thrown into the back yard. If pledges were perform ance, how much less type it would take to print the promises of our cunning reformers! FEAST DAYS LIVE; FAST DAYS DIE Yesterday was Fast day In New Hampshire. Governor Jordan, In his of ficial proclamation appointing April IS Fast day, expressed the hope that the people would observe it as a real fast day "by abstaining from excessive eat ing and drinking, from all sports and festivities"; that they would "assemble at their respective places of worship and there review their lives, recount their many departures from "the path of right justice, honor, truth and vir tue." It Is not likely that the appeal of the Governor was heeded by any large number of the people of New Hamp shire. A similar appeal was made last year by Governor Rollins in his Fast day proclamation, but the people of New Hampshire, who were not too old or infirm to indulge in sports and fes tivities, and were not young enough to be forced Into church-going, did not keep the day as a fast, but as a feast, for a very large number of them poured over the line into Mas sachusetts and attended the civil and military celebration of "Patriots' day" at Concord and Lexington. The Governor of New Hampshire means well, but he cannot expect any large number of people to keep Fast day as did the Puritans, who Instituted it Fast days meant something to the Puritans, for-they were proclaimed on the heels of some severe struggle like the famous fight to the finish with King Philip of Pokanoket and his bloody-minded savages. But the New England Fast day long ago became so obsolete that Massachusetts no longer gives it official recognition, and it only survives in the little seven-by-nlne New England States that keep prohibition on their statute books. Fifty years ago Fast day was univer sally devoted by the young people of New England to outdoor sports, such as baseball, equestrian excursions, trout fishing, etc., and today Fast day in any sanctified sense has no popular recogni tion. When Memorial day has come to be a popular holiday, nobody need ex pect to revive any religious interest in Fast day. And the people are right in the opening day of Spring to devote the day to recreation rather than pretend ing to a "solemnity that they do not and cannot feel. The dead past has to bury its dead. There Is no resurrection day for Puritan fasts. If they had ever had any feast days, they would still be honored with recognition; for their days of Thanks giving live in the form of a feast day, a day of good .cheer and good fellow ship. A PROGRESSIVE CATHOLIC. Archbishop Ireland, in his address at Dubuque on Wednesday last, uttered words of patriotic counsel to his fellow Catholics when he urged them not to cultivate a disposition to criticise every moment, to re joice In criticising, to exaggerate faults, to pile up grievances, to grumble perpetually. Such a disposition is unpatriotic and does most serious harm to the Catholic faith in the ejes of intelligent and earnest Americans. Let it disappear for good. Surely the time has come to leave off the old spirit which days of real persecution in olden times did beget, to live of the present and the future, and to reach courageously but honorably forward towards the elevation of our people to the character as well as to the condition of free men. Let us be Just to America. Archbishop Ireland Is a statesman, as well as a priest and a preacher. He. has read the history of America In the past, and he has observed that public opinion has steadily risen in the direc tion of vastly increased toleration, not only from the bitter anti-Catholic pol icy of the days when Belcher was co lonial Governor of Massachusetts, but from that of comparatively recent times of fifty years ago. It is true that abso lute separation of church and state is among the fundamental principles of our Government; It is true that it was placed there with the approval of our greatest statesmen, and that leading Protestant clergymen of the original thirteen states supported it because the Presbyterians remembered that their fathers and grandfathers had had a taste of persecution at the hands of the Anglican Church under the Stuarts, and they had fought the war 'for independ ence to victorious conclusion far more because they wanted a church always without a state bishop than because they were afraid of a King. The dread that the despotism of a state church might at no distant day be Imposed on the colonies made the Scotch Presbyterians persist obstinately In the fight for independence and furnish the majority of the rank and file of the armies of the Revolution. No union of church and state was likely to be in cluded among the fundamental princi ples of government, and yet more than half a century after the death of Wash ington there was a good deal of igno rant anti-Catholic l prejudice which found a limited political expressf6n as late as 1856. Between 1830 and 1840 a Catholic convent was burned by the mob in Charleston, Mass., and a Cath olic Church was burned by the mob In Philadelphia. This anti-Catholic craze was originally stimulated by a few fanatical preachers, but it not only never had any support from the great mass of the Protestant clergy, but received the most vigorous denuncia tion. When William H. Seward was can didate for re-election as Governor of New Tork In 1840 he was opposed by an anti-Catholic faction because In hls4 message he had recommended that the' children of foreigners "and especially Catholics should be taught by teachers of their own denomination. Because of this he became the target of every sec tarian bigot He was held as intriguing with Archbishop Hughes to subvert the school system, to undermine the Protes tant religion, to overthrow republican institutions for the purpose of winning over Catholic voters to the Whig party. Sundayschool teachers, canting preach ers and fanatical laymen joined in the cry against Governor Seward, and de clared that" he was a "betrayer of the innocent to the wiles of the scarlet woman"; that he was "himself a Jesuit and in league with the pope." It was fortunate that two notable Protestant clergymen were as responsible for the recommendation to educate the children of foreign parents as the Governor was himself. Before completing his mes sage Governor Seward had submitted his views to Rev. Dr. Nott, the Pres byterian president of Union College, and to Rev. Dr. Luckey, an eminent clergy man of the Methodist Church. Both of them warmly approved his recom mendations favoring the' establishment of schools In New York in which teach ers might instruct pupils speaking the same language and professing the same faith. Catholic Archbishop Hughes at tempted, with Intelligent and well known Catholics, to hold meetings ap proving of Governor Seward's action. These meetings were mobbed by the Tammany Hall Democratic leaders, on the ground that Bishop Hughes was trying to transfer- a portion of the Irish vote to the Whigs. Seward stood his ground, but, while re-elected, he was several thousand votes behind General Harrison. Archbishop Hughes, like Archbishop Ireland, was an intensely patriotic American, who on the outbreak of our Civil War spoke for the Union and went to Europe on a confidential diplomatic mission at the request of Mr. Seward, then Secretary of State. During the terrible draft riots of July, 1863, Arch bishop Hughes was conspicuous for his patriotic language and attitude. Arch bishop Ireland served as a Chaplain in the Union Army, and was a warm personal friend of General Philip H. Sheridan. By his whole life and his language Archbishop Ireland has proved his right to be called the leader of the progressive wing of the Catholic Church In this country, even as Archbishop Corrlgan, of New York City, is the leader of the non-progressive Catholic Bour bons who were wont to damn with faint praise the American public schools, while Archbishop Ireland was influen tial in procuring from the pope an order prohibiting the old-time excommunica tion of Catholic communicants who per sisted in preferring the public to the parochial school. Bishop Ireland be lieves in the American public school; believes that It Is necessary to the edu cation of all children of all churches to patriotism, and in this view he has the sympathy and support of conspicu ous Catholic clergymen, like Cardinal Gibbons and Bishop Keane. The pro gressive Catholic is not seeking a griev ance; he rejoices with Bishop Ireland, that his church has larger freedom In America than in any other country in the world. He believes in his parochial schools, and yet he believes the Amer ican public school Is the place to teach patriotism. Certain sections of Idaho do not yet seem to be surfeited with experience In martial law. At all events, the dis orderly element Is again rampant in Gem, the seat of many disturbances In times past, and the indications are that somebody in the plural number) will get hurt there ih the near future unless counsel Is taken of discretion and pis tols are put up. At present, in the words of the newsgatherer, "relations between conflicting elements there are badly strained." This, in the lawless mining district of Idaho, means that some irresponsible shooting is likely to occur at any moment, followed by lynching, and that in turn by a heavy accounting with the civil authorities, and later, if history is faithfully fol lowed, with the military power. It may be hoped that tbejpeople of the section of Idaho of wfilch Gem Is the disor derly center have learned the lesson of the past few months to some profit, to the end that In the future riots there may be checked and murders punished promptly and by due process of civil law. James G. Clarke, for the past half century a resident of Douglas County, and widely known .throughout Its limits, recently paid the penalty of misplaced confidence so often exacted of the simple-minded aged by being sent to the Insane Asylum, there to spend his few remaining days. Mounting wearily and with mental and physical stumbling the last decade of a century of life, the fate has come upon him which he hoped to avert by the bestowal several years ago of his farm upon a friend in return for the promise of home and care while he should live. His commitment to the Asylum, after his fall into senil ity, Is the familiar sequel to a story as old as human trust and human Ingrat itude. He will doubtless receive much' better care In the Asylum than he would have received from the grudged dole of his beneficiary a consideration that renders his case the less pitiful while deepening the reproach which just and humane men visit upon his recreant caretaker. Cape Nome, unknown except to a few mariners and compilers of maps until within very recent years, already boasts Its "pioneers." Or, perhaps more cor rectly speaking, a few men boast the title of "Nome pioneers" and proceed to banquet each other as heroes. This makes the fifty to sixty years covered by the lives of Oregon pioneers seem a very long period, and their achieve ment a matter of remote history. Even as the hard-worked term "veteran" is made to designate beardless youth" who enlisted but now for the war with Spain, so the term "pioneer" has ex panded to' meet the demands of a vain glorious spirit The expansion does not In either case, reflect added dignity or venerationvupon the title. The danger of 'surf bathing at this season of the year, to say nothing of the chill discomfort endured when this danger is successfully defied, finds startling illustration in the sudden death from the arrest of circulation of Mrs. H. T. Hudson, at Long Beach, Wednesday. The wonder In the case Is, not that the courageous bather died upon coming out of her second bath In the Icy waters of the ocean, but that she survived without injury a similar experience of the day before. The oc currence is a lamentable one, and rep resents both a warning and a blow. The latter can only be deplored; It may be hoped that those Inclined to take risks of this kind will profit by the former. The statement that cars will be run ning on the City & Suburban exten sion to Rlvervlew Cemetery by Decora tion day will be gladly received. This beautiful resting-place of the dead has been practically deserted by the living for some months, and not only those whose household graves are there, but a much larger public, will be glad of the opportunity to reach the sightly and beautiful grounds without the fatigue incident to climbing the hill. The superior acumen residing In these great steel combinations rises superior to the clashes with laborers which are wont to distinguish the proceedings of less sagacious managers. It is easy to see that annihilation of strikes and lockouts, If it is reached by the trusts and the federated unions, will go far towards abating popular wrath against both these expressions of the socialistic tendency. In showing up each other's selfish purposes, and In hanging up street im provements and collection of taxes, our energetic fellow-citizens are giving un mistakable evidence of acuteness and persistence. Would that somebody could make an eaual demonstration in care for the public weal! If President McKlnley believes all he hears of Seattle In Tacoma and all he hears of Tacpma In Seattle, he will leave the Pacific Coast with a very pleasant Impression of Portland. Portland has been prompt to follow the example of other cites In crusades against vice. Now other cities are making crusades against their dirty streets. Let us get in line. Like Grover Cleveland, Wu Ting Fang and other distinguished victims of yellow journalism, Minister Loomis didn't say It When the fool-killer thinks he is going to get a day off, somebody starts to voyage around the world In a canoe. Learning tlie Wrong Things. Philadelphia Ledger. The Hawaiian Legislature is half-v"v through Its session, and has passed but one bill, 'Which provided money for its own expenses. The whole time has been taken up in wrangling over rules and points, of order. Hawaii seems to be learning ,the wors of American ways first THE GROWTH OF ADVERTISING. New York Tribune. Much has been said in criticism of Mr. Bryan's Commoner, and even his best friends would doubtless admit that thus far the contents of that curious publica tion are. not calculated to add to the repu tation of its editor and proprietor. But even If Its reading matter were much better than It Is, the entire absence from it of any advertisements would seriously detract from Its interest. For, startling as the statement may seem, although the editor of a publication prints advertise ments to Increase the Income of his paper, and not primarily to make it more Inter esting to Its readers, In point of fact ad vertisements do interest a great many peo ple, and a daily paper or magazine that should discontinue printing them would soon experience a serious decline in -Its circulation as well as its bank account. The advertising columns In today's issue of the Tribune represent a side, and a most Important side, of the great living, pulsating world, which, ror obvious rea sonst cannot and should not find expres sion In Its news columns,- and, therefore, these advertisements are an essential part of the dally world's record to which all readers turn, as certainly as they do In the various features of news. There are two principles at work; first, the adver tisements interest the readers of the pa per, and, second, the paper is thereby made a more valuable advertising medium for the advertisers. While it Is the first duty of the editor to print the news, It is no less his duty to print all legitimate advertisements, because by so doing he will add materially to the attractiveness and value of his paper. And so far as the Tribune is concerned, It may interest readers and advertisers alike to know that during the past month the Tribune's well filled advertising pages have exceeded in both space and money value those of any previous month in the whole CO years of this journal's existence. In the last quarterly publication of the American Statistical Association, Sidney A. Sherman gives an Instructive sketch of the great growth of modern advertising and the important part it has come to play as one of the forces of civilization. Fifty years ago there was little advertis ing In the dally or periodical publications, and as a rule advertisements were Inar tistic and unattractive In form and crude in conception. Today it Is estimated that advertising Influences sales to the amount of 510,000,000,000, and that on, the basis of 5 per cent as an average this represents an annual outgo for advertising of $500, 000.000. The largest advertiser In the world Is said to be a sewing-machine company, though It reckons Its payments to can vassers as advertising. One soap manu facturing concern" spends about $1,000,000 a year in advertising, and an appropria tion of from $300,000 to $500,000 a year for advertising is by no means uncommon in the business world. Mr. Sherman thinks that up to a certain point the so-called trust method of doing business is inimical to advertising, as it tends to elimlate competition. But the facts hardly justify this view, because many of the business concerns, as, for Instance, Iron mills, that become consolidated, never advertise any way, and others apparently can only re main monopolists, as against an army of rivals who want to become monopolists themselves, by liberal and constant ap peals to the public through the advertis ing columns of the dally press. The progress of advertising has been great in the United States during the last few years, and there Is comparatively 11U tie of the offensive advertising that makes the railway stations and omnibuses in England so hideous. Moreover, the news paper advertising In the English papers Is, on the whole, less attractive than the advertising In American papers. The English advertisements aro too bald, too prosy and too mechanical In their make up. The art of writing and displaying advertisements has made great progress In this country. Advertising, in fact, has been put In the hands of specialists, who have made an exhaustive study of the subject. But, great as has been the progress of advertising, it Is by no means as general as It ought to be. Nearly two thirds of the large general advertisers are to be found In the New England States, New York, New Jersey, Pennsyl vania and Delaware. About a third of them are in New York State. Outside of this state Massachusetts and Illinois lead all the other states In advertising. It may be added that a little more than 25 per cent of all the general advertisers of the country center their business in this city. But an appreciation of the importance, or rather the necessity, of ad vertising is growing in other parts of the country, and has been especially no table since the present era of business expansion set In. Prosperity not only stimulates old wants, bui creates new ones. And those who are in. keen com petition to meet those wants find that only by constant advertising can they hope to succeed. 1 .SAVING CUBA'S FACE. When That Is Done, All Else Will Be Well. Kansas City Star. The rejection of the Piatt stipulations by the- Cuban convention need occasion no deep concern. The matter will be ad justed by negotiations eventually and the Cubans will agree to substantially the same provisions which they have now technically rejected. The Patt amendment to the Army ap propriation bill was carefully worded to avoid giving the Cubans offense, and its provisions were advantageous to the new government. It called on Cuba to ac cept explicitly the Monroe doctrine. Three of the seven provisions of the amendment were simply a direct applica tion of the doctrine to the Island. Cuba was asked to agree not to enter into any treaty with foreign countries that would tend to impair Its Independence. Its pledge was sought not to mortgage its Independence to other countries, as Egypt did. It was asked to recognize the right of the United States to intervene to pro tect life and property in the event of dis order. These three provisions indicated frankly what the United States would have had to insist upon in accordance 'with Its established hemisphere policy. They are no menaces to Cuban Independ ence. The remaining articles of the Piatt amendment called for the respecting of the rights acquired under the United States occupation, the continuation of sanitary precautions, negotiations over the Isle of Pines and the leasing of coal ing stations to this Government. Any ex ceptions to these provisions must be based on sentimental, rather than rea sonable grounds. The only return which the United States asked for its services in liberating Cuba was the privilege of leasing coaling stations. It did not even ask that such stations be ceded to It. The Island government, after its estab lishment, could hardly refuse such a re quest. The trouble Is that the susceptibilities of the Cubans were wounded by the form in which the Piatt amendment came to them. They have all the attributes of the Spaniards In whom pride Is a dominant characteristic. The idea tat the law was laid down for them by the United States Congress was too much for their self esteem. Their pride demanded they be consulted as a theoretically equal party. Accordingly,' they will send a committee to Washington to negotiate with Con gress. Their envoys, after proposals and counter-proposals, will doubtless graceful ly agree to what is practically the Piatt amendment. Only the wording will be dif ferent. This means of "saving the face" has long been familiar to politicians. It should not cause serious trouble between Cuba and the United States. AMUSEMENTS. Perhaps It Is the pastoral'surroundlngs of the city folk who are driven back to Eden in the last act, perhaps It is the charming love story, the happy ending of which is so cleverly held back from the audience to the last; but whatever may be the reason, it is certain that no play is so continually loved by the Portland friends of the Neill company as "A Bach elor's Romance." Were they to an nounce before coming to Portland that they would play that and that only for a week, they would be assured of crowded houses every night, and every house would be as appreciative and enthusiastic as the big one which seemed to think It was In the theater last night for the especial purpose of demanding curtain calls In a voice that came from parquet, balcony and gallery as from a single throat. There is an indescribable charm about every scene of "A Bachelor's Romance." The characters are all good, whole-souled people, some of whom, It Is true, do dSs agreeable things now and then, but have the grace to come to the penitent form before the final curtain blots them out. And the comedy is that subtle kind that leads an unsuspecting audience to the brink of tears before they are aware, and then whisks away to laughter, which is all the more grateful. That wavering line between humor and pathos Is often blurred, but It is still there, and the au dience seldom crosses very far into the vale of tears. The changes that have been made in the cast affect the play, a3 such, not at all. John W. Burton Is not so harsh and crabbed a Martin Beggs as his predecessor, but he is nevertheless all one looks for In that quaint old character. Donald Bowles makes thebest Savage yet seen here in the part, and Frank E. Camp, as Gerald Holmes, wears an air of easy grace and familiarity with the ways of the world which become the role perfectly. Maude T. Gordon is a pretty Harriet, and Scott Seaton a good Harold. Of course, Mr. Neill, as David Holmes, and Julia Dean, as his ward, Sylvia, di vide tne honors between them, and there Is an abundant portion for each. Mr. Neill must know his lines backward by this time, but he does not allow himself for a minute to read or act carelessly, and his performance Is still one of the things which his friends are most likely to re member him by. Miss Dean Is the same sweet, little Sylvia as ever, which Is the highest compliment possible to pay her. Miss Chapman, as Helen LeGrande, shows how very much a good actress can make out of a subordinate part. Miss Clemen tina, by Lillian Andrews, 13 all a dignified spinster should be, and Frank MacVlcars contributes an excellent Mulberry. To night, "Under Two Flags." "Mrs. Partington and Her Son, Ike." "Mrs. Partington and Her Son. Ike," a rather hilarious farce-comedy, with most of the accent on the farce, kept a good house laughing all the evening at Cordray's last night. The affair can hardly be called a play, as It Is simply a number of characters endeavoring to please, each after his own style, and, measured by the laughter they evoked, wn considerable success. Mr Elleford made a ludicrous Mrs. Partington, and Miss Norton a lively and energetic Ike. The remainder of the cast did what they had to do acceptably. The play will be the bill for the rest of the week. "Under Two Flags" Tonight. "Under Two Flags," the play adapted from Oulda's novel, which has proved such a success in New York, will be pre sented by the Neill company at the Mar quam tonight. The scenery Includes a wonderfully realistic sand storm, and the production will be given with the fault lessness which characterizes everything Mr. Neill does. Let the Civil Service Law Alone. Chicago Tribune. The bill so to amend the civil servicer law as to give to men who served In the SDanlsh-American War the same prefer ence enjoyed by veterans of the Civil War, ought not to pass. A similar bill was Introduced In. the .National House of Representatves at the last session, and met with no favor there. It was said In the course of debate that If the 225,000 men who enlisted to serve In the Spanish American War were put at the head of the list when able to pass an examina tion at all, there would be no room for civilians. It was contended that the ob ject of the civil service rules was to as certain the fitness of candidates for places under the Government, and not to provide for the absorption of all these places by a particular class of men. The men who served In the War of the Rebellion have special privileges under the National and the Chicago civil service laws. With this no fault Is found, and, indeed, com paratively few of them take examinations. If the young men who enlisted to serve In Cuba or the Philippines were to be fa vored in the same way as the old men who dla "their fighting 40years ago, there would be no chance for others, no matter how much better qualified they might be. The Intent of the civil service law would be defeated. Tolstoi. New York Tribune. A few days ago we were solemnly as sured that the Russian Government had sent Count Tolstoi to the frontier under Cossack escort, and had doomed him to lifelong exile. Now word comes with equal cock-sureness that Count Tolstoi is under police surveillance to prevent his leaving Russia. Between the two stories the discriminating reader may take his unembarrassed choice. Whatever his fate, however. Count Tol stoi will get little sympathy from the right-thinking part of the world. The man who In the name of religion upholds and champions of the cantankerous besti ality of the Doukhobortsls can have little claim upon the moral sentiment of man kind. And the man who insists that "pa triotism produces only lies, violence, mur der, and is one of the dreadfullest evils of the world," Is not to be regarded as a hero and martyr If he Is cither impris oned In or exiled from the country which perhaps above all others Is most In need of a spirit of genuine patriotism. Value of Fire Drill. Baltimore American. The advantage of a systematic fire drill for school children was shown Thursday In Philadelphia. Fire broke out In an adjoining building, and under ordinary circumstances the result would have been a panic among the 800 pupils assembled under one roof. In two minutes the building was emptied of Its precious hu man contents. Mr. Charles H. Brelsford, the principal, had overcome the old ob jections to the fire drill by making It an every-day Incident of the dismissal from school. Accordingly, when the emergency arose, the children had been prepared for It without the expenditure of so much as an extra hour In drilling. The Inci dent carries a lesson to the school au thorities throughout the country. What the Sonth Can Do. Atlanta Constitution. The importance of Southern manufac turers of cotton goods going Into all lines of manufacture, Instead of confining their efforts to one line wherein they become competitors with one another, has been many times emphasized by those most familiar with the field. The advice Is wise, for It is certainly true that the mills here at the cotton fields should produce everything that is manufactured from the cotton and cane. There are lines as yet practically untouched In which cot ton manufacturers can find opportuni ties for a remunerative market Despite the great growth of the Industry In, the past decade. It is still comparatively In its infancy, l NOTE AND COMMENT. ' In spite of Agulnaldo'e long suit of diamonds, Uncle Sam's club holds ovar him. About the only thing that is growing In this April weather Is the deflolenoy if precipitation. England has resolved to borrow 60,000j 000. Perhaps Mr. Morgan crossed the Atlantic to look at her security. From present indications. It looks as If Funston would have to be recalled and sent on a still hunt for Roosevelt "The day is done." wrote the pet. And we read his line" with awe. For before he wrote about it We thought that it was raw. The Colorado woman who was arrested for repeating was probably merely fol lowing the feminine Instinct to get In the last vote. Of course General Miles wants to be President solely because of the oppor tunity It will give him to show favors to General Corbln. Minister Wu Ting Fang has advised Emperor "William not to talk too muoh. It Is not known whether or not Wu pointed to himself as a horrible example. Why worry about what to do with Aguinaldo? We should remember the fun damental law which says "finders Is keepers" and let Funston have him. Glasgow is thinking of owning Its own saloons'. Here Is a city which cares ab solutely nothing for the opinions of Mrsv Nation and John G. Woolley. Let Con gress profit by its example. The German Emperor and the Czar are made rather unhappy by the propensity of their subjects to throw things at tham. but they should console themselves with the reflection that they are compleely beyond the Jurisdiction of Alfred Austin. When Ellhu Root became Secretary of War he signed his name in full to all official papers. It recently occurrsd to him, a Washington correspondent saya. that by abbreviating "Ellhu" he could save a great deal of time, and now all official papers emanating from the War Department bear the signature of "B. Root." The Secretary does not like the blunt appearance, but time is valuable, especially since the additional work of reorganizing the Army has demanded that he sign his name many times a day. "Tour hair is dry," said the barber. Better let me put a little Eau de Am bergris on It." "Nop," returned the customer, "s' all right." "Have It singed then. You know singe ing seals up the end3, keeps the fluids from escaping and retains the natural moisture In the scalp. It will take ma only" "Nop." "How would you like a shampooZ It will promote the circulation at the roots of the hair, and impart a fresh and in vigorating activity to" "Nop." "Ah! well, a little sea foam. Just a touch you know, to moisten the scalp after the hair Is cut." I don't want a hair cut I came here for a shave. When I begin to get bald I shall get another wig." And the barber, who had been whetting his razor, shaved the customer without another word. , The manifold "uses to which the tele phone may be put are well illustrated in the domestic arrangements of a promi nent young Philadelphia lawyer. He la the father of two boys, aged 4 and 6, who, It is said, could give Helen's ba bies, of revered memory! cardls and spades and beat them at their own game. The mother has reached the stage where she can no longer do anything with them; but for their father they have a pro found respect, not unmixed with awe. "When your father comes home you shall have a good whipping," has been an expression of almost dally occurrence. This state of affairs, however, was not very pleasant for the father, who felt a hesitancy about punishing the young sters for their misdeeds during his ab sence. Finally the mother hit upon an other plan, which Is now In active opera tion. There 13 a telephone In the house, and when one of the boys becomes ob streperous he is marched to the 'phone. The father is- called up at his office, the offense is explained, and the youngster receives a reprimand over the wire the receiver being held to his ear. The boys recognize the stern voice, and the mys tery of it all strikes terror to their hearts. PLEASANTRIES OF PAUAGRAPHERS Absent Treatment. The Caller And so you're going abroad. For your health ? "Oh, not for my health; for my husband's.. I am going to give him absent treatment: Life. Nell So she's twenty-seven, eh? How did you find out? Belle I asked her. "Yen don't mean to say she -told you?" "Yes; I asked her at what age she thought a girl should marry." Philadelphia Record. Missis Isn't that the postman. Mary? Who's gone to the door? Mary Please, ma'am, oook. has. Missis Well, what's she suclr a lone time for? Mary Please, ma'am, I think it must be a post-card. Plck-Me-Up. No Difference. "Mamma, if Mr. Ooldsnap proposes to me tonight, shall I say 'yes' at once, or keep him waiting?" "Batter hold him off. my dear. Tell him you must ask me." "But I might Just aa well tell him yes.' "Detroit Free Press. Client That little house you sent mo to se is in a most scandalous condition. It Is 00 damp that moss positively grows on the walls. House Agent Well, Isn't moss good enough for you? What do you expect at tha rent orchids? Tlt-Blta. The Tramp Give us a chance, guv'nor! t bin follerin ypr fer ',alf an hour, reckonln you couldn't smoke ver cigar too short wlv a, mustarsher like that. An' now. blow me. if jou alnf goin' to finish it in your clgar 'olderl Glasgow Evening "Times, "Wifely Solicitude. "Well." said an Evans ton lady to her husband, who had occasion to to so In to Chicago the other night; "hadnft you better leave your watch and diamond stud at home? I'd never get over it if you were knocked down and robbed in the street ith so many valuabio things on you." Chi cago Tisaes-Heraid. A Dangerous Accomplishment. "Washington Star. There dwell3 near me a little kid That's learnin' how to talk. He tries to do as he is bid An' does his best to walk. , An If I thought that he'd receive Advice. I'd give him some. And that would be to make believe That he was deaf and dumb. I'd tell him to quit practicing His "ah goo" by the hour; To smile an" never do a thing But blossom like a flower. t I'd show to him how often men Go olldln' down luck's hill By simply sayln something when They ought to have kep still. It's kind o hard, when you have tried Tosteer aright your bark To see your fragile hopes collide Agin some fool remark. If I was him I'd change this bent. Nor try to rise above My present state, but be content ' To live an' lough aa' love. A