""a&42 THE MORNING OREGONLAN, THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 1901. fte rjegomcm Entered at the Postofflce at Portland, Oregon, as second-class matter. TELEPHONES. Editorial Rooms ICC I Business Office... CC7 REVISED SUBSCRIPTION RATES. By Mall (postage prepaid). In Advance Dally, -with Sunday, per month $ S3 Dally. Sunday excepted, per year 7 00 Dally, with Sunday, per year 9 00 Sunday per year 2 00 The Weekly, per year 1 50 The Weekly. 3 months W To City Subscribers Dally, per week, delivered. Sundays excepted.lCc Dall3-, per week, delivered. Sundays lncluded.20c POSTAGE RATES. United States, Canada and Mexico: 10 to lC-pape paper....... ................... lc 10 to 32-page paper 2c Foreign rates double. News or discussion Intended for publication In The Oregonlan should be addressed Invaria bly "Editor The Oregonlan." not to the namo of any Individual. Letters relating to advertis ing, subscriptions or to any business matter should be addressed simply "The Oregonlan." 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For sale in New Orleans by Ernest & Co., 115 Royal street. On file in Washington. D. C. with A. W. Dunn, 500 14 th N. W. For eale in Denver, Colo., by Hamilton & Xendrlck. 000-912 Seventh street. TODAY'S WEATHER. Probably fair, with northerlj winds. ( PORTLAND, THURSDAY, MARCH It. While wishing: the John Burroughs Society for protection of songbirds all the Joy and success In the world, we shall express the hope that It will re frain from emulating the feverish activ ity of the Audubon Society In its war fare on plumage as millinery. Kindly Nature, who ordered that commodious rivers should be found flowing by large cities, and mercifully endowed the hawk with swift, noiseless wing and powerful beak that its young should not suffer for lack of fat chickens, also provided us with elephant tusks for piano keys and whalebone for dis guise of our obesity. May she not con sistently, therefore, have planned' that the world of feminine headgear should exist evolutionary through the discern ing labors of natural selection In build ing up the ostrich and the peacock? However this may be, and all must ad mit the demonstration in Nature's con nolsseurship afforded by the milliner, the objection to the plumage reformer is not so much his theory as the way In which he adds to the burden of exist ence through his pernicious activity. The humble individual who wishes to carry on a well-ordered career of peace and propriety is harassed almost to death by the multiform Don Quixote of society, with lance in rest and Rozin ante charging at every convention. From the cradle to the grave, the fiend who knows that everything we do Is all wrong unremittingly pursues us. The scenery along life's Interesting pathway is hidden from view by the reformer's don'ts on signboard, pali sade and tree. Everything the young mother's love prompts her to do for her child must be foregone, and the fond rites memory leves to pay the dear de parted are costly and probably unsan itary. Find out what you like to eat or drink, and depend upon it all of it is tinder the anathema of self-appointed censors of hygiene. For every comfort there is its sleepless and self-sacrificing and sacrlflclng-everybody-else antago nist Feathers make such handsome hats how can we forbear to destroy them if possible? As we are asked to believe that no bubonic plague exists in San Francisco, the critical faculty is severely taxed to explain the need that a strong delega tion of San Francisco business men Journey in hot haste to "Washington in order to keep the Government from making public the results of investiga tion in their city. It can hardly be as sumed that they fear an official denial of the plague's existence would be per verted by the Government, and it is equally incredible that If the report read against the existence of the plague San Francisco would rise to protest against Its promulgation. Assistant Secretary Spalding's Indorsement is about as lame an effort to conceal thought as current diplomacy affords. The fact is, of course, that bubonic plague in a mild form and under effi cient surveillance exists in San Fran cisco, despite that city's frantic efforts to cover it up and despite the persecu tion It visited last year upon the Fed eral official who did his duty in pro claiming it. Yet little occasion exists for alarm, and none for panic. It Is to be supposed that San Francisco, grave ly concerned for Its trade, will leave nothing undone to stay the spread of the disease and stamp it out in China town, despite the protests of the Chi nese. The only difficulty to overcome is the popular indifference and even op position to drastic remedial and pre ventive measures, which alone are ef ficacious. How greatly the reign of quacks and popular impatience with scientific regime menace the public health is seen in numerous epidemics of smallpox all over the country. Only in a less degree than the Calcuttans and the lower orders of Poles,, we are restive under the rule of modern sani tary science. The cause Is different, for while they are Ignorant, we know bet ter but are simply perverse. Many of us take the Immortal Declaration too literally. Epidemics of contagious dis eases are merely the fruits of liberty gone to seed. Chances of Democratic victory in 1902 and 1904, which the Republicans are so sedulously augmenting, cannot be viewed with equanimity, however wel come such an event would be in Its aspect of relief from undue influence of trusts and protected corporations. Restoration of the Democracy to power would undoubtedly be disastrous in many directions. The gold standard would not be Imperiled, but it would fee discredited, and the resultant dis quietude, if joined to fortuitous discov ery of overcapitalization, fears of forced liquidation, a low Treasury reserve or heavy gold exports, might easily harden into depression If not panic. Certainty of tariff changes, devised in unfriendly and predatory spirit, would demoralize foreign trade Just as It did from 1S93 to 1895. The Investment world would be perturbed with fears of Income tax ation, antl-rallroad and anti-trust laws, shipbuilding would pause at the menace of free ships, every element of unrest and rebellion, at home and abroad, would arouse itself in expectation of demagogic interference with the Army, and all departments of the Govern ment would palpitate in face of threats of reduced appropriations for objects alike worthy and unworthy. All these things the thinking men of the country are looking squarely in the eye, and wondering if the price is too high for rescuing the Government from the domination of our giant protected man ufacturing interests, industrial trusts and railroad "harmonizations." The only unconcerned are the Republican leaders, who are reaching over the most dangerous precipice the party has ever come upon, to pick the alluring flow ers of campaign contributions, conces sions to Treasury raiders and the favor of the powerful. BENJAMIN' HARRISON'. Benjamin Harrison, as a lawyer, stood In the front rank of his profession in legal learning, acumen and the faculty of clear, strong and Impressive forensic oratory. As a statesman, he belonged In the second rank with John Qulncy Adams and Martin Van Buren. Indeed, Mr. Harrison strongly resembled John Qulncy Adams In many of his Intellect ual characteristics and in some of his infirmities of temper. There was a strain of the political Presbyterian in both of these men. They were both men of considerable culture; men of pugnacity and resolution. Despite their irascibility, they were both men of cold, non-magnetic personality, hyper critical and gifted with a positive gen ius for making personal enemies with out much effort and on comparatively small provocation. They were men of influence In so far as they addressed the brains and understanding of their countrymen, but were both destitute of the gift of leadership. They were both men of correct personal habits, high Integrity and unsullied patriotism. John Qulncy Adams, through his diplomatic service as Minister to Russia and his residence In Paris and London, had larger early opportunities than Harri son had, but the excellence of Mr. Har rison's state papers on all subjects, both of domestic and of foreign interest, during his Presidential term and In his subsequent career, leave no doubt that he was as well equipped a statesman, measured both by native and acquired ability, as John Qulncy Adams. It was the misfortune of Mr. Harrison that after the completion of his term of office as President no great and noble cause was at his hand needing service such as John Qulncy Adams was able to render during the last sixteen years of his life upon the floor of Congress. Mr. Harrison increased 'his fame as a lawyer of the first rank by his address before the Venezuela boundary com mission and by his conduct of Import ant cases of private litigation. His rep utation as a very able and attractive political speaker was greatly enlarged by his great speech at Cooper Institute, New York City, In the Presidential campaign of 1S96. In his Presidential term, when he visited the Pacific Coast, in 1891, President Harrison charmed all hearers by the felicity and versatility of his extempore speech, but in his subsequent career he rose to high fame as a profound and convincing political speaker. He was not an eloquent man; for while he thought strongly he did not feel strongly; and he always addressed the head rather than the heart or feel ings of his hearers. But he was a very impressive and attractive speaker be cause of his simplicity of language and the strength of his argument He had the great excellencies and the Infirmi ties of his training and his temper. He was an admirably trained lawyer of very high ability, and he always spoke like a lawyer and a well-equipped Jur ist He not only had a cold temper, but he was so deficient in social talents that his manner was not seldom abso lutely ' repellent to excellent ment who felt nothing but the highest respect for his accomplishments and his character and were naturally disposed to like him. He was not only a good hater, but he was easily capable of inspiring hate. General Harrison made an excellent President; he would have made an ex cellent Secretary of State; he certainly stood high in his profession, and yet he was not a man of large nature. He made the best use of his time and op portunities. He wa3 a sober, energetic, industrious, ambitious, studious man all his days. He made as much of a man of himself as was possible, and his limitations were moral and social rather than intellectual. His position on the questions that have grown out of our Spanish "War Indicates that he was dis posed to oppose expansion with more vigor than consistency for a President who was the champion of the annexa tion of Hawaii. His articles in the North American Review; his speech be fore Ann Arbor University; indeed, all his public speeches and printed argu ments for the last two years, have been in conspicuous opposition to the policy of expanslor and to the war In the Philippines. He has been the strongest champion that the antl-Imperlallst fac tion has obtained from the Republican party, and his complete reversal of his own former policy In the matter of Ha waii inspires the suspicion that Mr. Harrison had something in his temper of the quality attributed to Themisto cles, "who could not sleep because he heard somebody call Arlstides Just" There was much of this strain In John Quincy Adams, who, in his diary and correspondence, praises none of living Americans and very few even of the dead; and there Is a strain of it in Thomas B. Reed, who hated President Harrison most cordially because he re jected Reed's nominee for the Collector ship of the port of Portland, Me., and who hated President McKlnley with equal intensity because he captured the Presidency. On the whole, Benjamin Harrison's career is one of solid merit as a states man who stands high in second rank. He came of patriotic Virginia Revolu tionary stock. He was a stout and gal lant soldier with Sherman In the At lanta campaign; an able United States Senator, and a very able and upright President He achieved all his great honors through solid merit and no fac titious aids or opportunities. His suc cess was won by hard work, ability. courage and purposeful pertinacity. He was not a trickster in politics nor in his profession; he was not a man of personal charm of manner and temper, but he was like John Sherman in this, that his personal worth, his superior public ability and force, were so con spicuous, so universally conceded, that his life was one of remarkable political success in spite of marked infirmities of manner and temper. ANOTHER BLACK BARBECUE. A negro has been burned to death in the Courthouse yard at Corsicana, Tex. This horror Is nothing new for Corsi cana, for a negro was burned to death there some ten years ago, and negroes have since been burned to death in Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, Louisi ana, Colorado and Kansas, and It was only the other day that a negro was lynched at Terre Haute, Ind., and the body burned after death. The lynchers at Terre Haute took pride in their work, had their picture taken while at their work, and the Sheriff excuses his fail ure to do his duty on the ground that the "leading citizens" advised him not to resist the mob and approved of the whole affair. On the 10th lnst. a white man named Martindale was taken from Jail and hanged by the mob at Carthage, N. C. The success of the mob In these cases is due to the fact that neither the Sheriff nor the Governor did his full duty to prevent it Governor Yates, of Illinois, had no trouble In protecting from assault the colored man accused of assault on a white woman at Car rollton. In that state. Governor Yates did not wait for an official request for troops, but, acting on private advices, he sent four companies of the state militia to the scene of danger, and un der the protection given the colored man was taken safely from jail to court, tried and convicted and then placed In prison, where he will serve his sentence. Had Governor Yates waited for a cowardly or corrupt Sheriff to send him official Information, the man would have been lynched and Illinois disgraced by an exhibition of mob law. Lynch law Is anarchy, and there Is no essential difference In principle between the American mob that in their con tempt for law storms a Jail, overpowers a Sheriff, and, as self-appointed admin istrators of justice, executes Its victim, and the European anarchists who exe cute their idea of justice by the use of dynamite. A community ruled by a mob, a state that winks at lynch law. Is a state that prudent and peaceful folk avoid or desert The guilt or In nocence of the victim cuts no figure In the case; the question Is whether we are living under a Government of or ganized society or whether we are at the mercy of the caprice of a mob. If a mob may determine that I am guilty, and, without waiting for the courts, murder me, the mob may with equal Justice, without waiting for the courts, "Jump" my claim and run off my stock, as a band of ruffians once did In Kansas, where a man bought and occupied a farm that some thrift less Populist had lost on a mortgage. Lynch law is not recklessly resorted to, and does not go unpunished except in communities that are too cowardly or too stupid to resent or rebuke it, and such communities, whether cities or states, will surely repent their ignorant cruelty and dense stupidity in the sack cloth and ashes of a backward or bank rupt civilization. No valuable peace-loving, property holding and wealth-winning immigra tion will stay long In a community where the machinery of justice is so corrupt or inefficient that it is displaced by mob law, or where the machinery of justice is subordinate to an irrespon sible mob, and courts and officers of the law crook the knee to Judge Lynch. A frightful feature of this mania for lynching negroes Is that the great ma jority of lynching cases have been for other crimes and that more have been lynched on suspicion than on proof. This kind of brutal lawlessness and cruelty grows fat upon what It feeds, even as the guillotine, which began under the "Terrorists" its work upon murderers, ended with the wholesale execution of "suspects," who were de nounced and lost their heads, not be cause they had committed any crime, but because they were "odious to the anarchists who had set up the ax. THE UNITED STATES AND GERMAN! Germany Is likely before the century Is half completed to absorb Austria. This Is the present dr.ead of France, that Austria will be absorbed into the German federation. The powerful Ger man section of the people of Austria in all probability will ultimately cast their lot with the great German Em pire. The pan-Germanic movement in Austria naturally grows in strength through the stimulus of the increasing racial aggressiveness of the Czechs; the hopelessness of national fusion of the various peoples under the febble Haps burgs, and the constant threat of the collapse of the present constitutional government When this impending break-up of the Austro-Hungarlan Em pire takes place, probably Austria will be added to the empire of William II. It would give Germany a seaport and make her a naval power In the Medit erranean, and it would add to the Ger man Army 1,366,000 Infantry, 72,000 cav alry and 2080 guns. Should this fore cast ever become realized, France would be completely overmatched In popula tion and military strength. The population of Germany Is in creasing so rapidly that It Is In danger of being overcrowded. In her devotion to manufactures, Germany has ceased to produce all her own food, and her soil is not naturally as fertile as that of France. The pressure at home sends thousands of Germans to the United States, who cease at once to be Ger man subjects, and what Germany seeks is new fields for the emigrant where he may still remain part of the fatherland. That Is, Germany needs colonies. Neither In South Africa nor the East is there an Ideal home for the emigrant but Germany Is now annually exporting to South America goods to the value of 550,000,000, and a steadily Increasing stream of German settlers Is going to Brazil. When Germany is kready, she will surely colonize a por tion of South America, and If Brazil should take an appeal to the United States we should bo obliged to modify President Cleveland's extreme construc tion of the Monroe Doctrine In the Ven ezuela case. This South American ques tion will not come up for decision for some years yet, but when It does come up in shape of an appeal from Brazil, such as Venezuela made to Cleveland, we shall be obliged to be content with the American doctrine of National self interest, self-protection and self-presei vatlon, which was advocated by Web ster and Calhoun, and abandon Presi dent Cleveland's extreme construction of "the Monroe Doctrine." The United States will some day find out that President Cleveland bit off more than we can chew in the future if we attempt to hold up Germany In her future attempts to found a great colonial system In South America. The German holds that when we took the Philippines we made the Monroe Doc trine untenable, and this -pretext would be as good as any other on;wh!ch to base a Justification for establishing a great system of colonies in South Amer ica. We could not afford to fight all Europe on this point, and we should be obliged to recede from the extreme po sition occupied by President Cleveland. Germany may never want to establish colonies In South America, but if she ever does decide to establish them, she will not be deterred from her determi nation by a tefusal of Brazil to sell territory accompanied by a threat of appeal to the United States as the arbiter of the continent. The shrinkage of Nevada's popula tion by over 1700 in ten years, as shown by the census, has attracted little at tention. In the excitement of the polit ical campaign it was perhaps over looked, or possibly the country has be come so accustomed to Nevada's dwind ling population that these things are taken as matters of course, and excite little if any Interest In point of fact, Nevada was never, In anything but Senatorial pretensions and aspirations, entitled to the rank of a state. Its pop ulation has dwindled like that of an or dinary mining town after the mines were worked out, until now It Is far be low that of the Congressional ratio of a single district Yet, along with its empty statehood goes the right to send two Senators and one Representative to Congress, and unless some preventive measures can be devised It will continue to hold and exercise this right, despite the continued shrinkage of Its popula tion. The worst of It Is, there Is no clear way out of the difficulty. Annex ation to another state offers the only practical way of canceling conditions so manifestly absurd, and propositions to this end, though repeatedly made, have never been pushed to a conclusion. California, It Is said, would be willing to take the state and make It over into counties under Its own jurisdiction. So also would Utah. But' Nevada has an area larger than that of Utah, and ap proaching In magnitude that of Califor nia. For any one state to annex so large a territory bodily would be looked upon with disfavor. The prospect. If there Is a prospect, of absorbing Ne vada, Is therefore slight, and the con dition of the state should be a warn ing not again to make a state politi cally, the natural resources of which are insufficient to make a state indus trially, financially and numerically. King Edward has given public assur ance to the deputations that have waited upon him for that purpose that It would be his constant care to main tain religious liberty In his realm. Such an assurance is not needed from a sovereign of England of today. The King can do no less than maintain re ligious liberty by not Interfering with it. The age of religious intolerance by the state is past, so far as the English speaking peoples are cpneerned. Cath olics may discriminate against Protes tants, and vice versa, and both may discriminate against Jews, but it must be as individuals' and in churches and business merely. The state will none of It Mary and Elizabeth had their Innings, and the pages of history are stained indelibly with the blood that flowed. All that Is of the past, and Ed ward's promise cannot make more cer tain the fact that religious liberty will be maintained throughout his realm, so far as any interference of the gov ernment Is concerned. The world moves, but alwaj's In one direction. No man overcomes an attack of acute pneumonia "by reason of strength." On the contrary, a man's strength seems to prove his weakness when called to combat this disease. Not by assault, but by insidious investment of the citadel of life, does this enemy tri umph, winning quick and easy victory. After Rudyard Kipling was rescued from what seemed certain death, a few years ago, by what Is called the oxygen treatment it was said that at last med ical science had found' a remedy for pneumonia, and that hereafter the phy sician would be held accountable for the life of his patient stricken with this disease. Kipling was, however, rela tively a young man, and thus far the experiment that saved his life has not been successful with men grown old, or who are growing old, and pneumonia continues to baffle medical science. In justice to Oregon coyote-hunters, there might properly be a law protect ing them from like craftsmen of Wash ington, Idaho, Nevada and California. Then our own dear people might get the emoluments. Now these craftsmen may shoot animals that should be al lowed to cross into Oregon unmolested, and may even come Into this state to compete with our own citizens. It is evident the law Is wofully deficient In the announcement of a lecture given last Sunday In New York City, Mr. Carol Norton, C. S. D., speaks of "The Divine Mind, Alias God." And in another place he refers to the "Divine Principle Alias God." These efforts to get away from the plain old Anglo Saxon term always fall to gain any general following, and probably it is Just as well. If .the Senate is disposed to, it can put a large amount of money into cir culation In Washington by questioning the legality of Senator Clark's election. Admiral Sampson Is writing a book. He should be warned that his especial field has already been pretty well cov ered by the late Ward McAllister. Hon. Charles A. Towne has disap peared almost as completely as If he had stayed on the Democratic National ticket The Filipino General who offered to purchase the heads of American sol diers Is not doing a very lively busi ness. The steel trust has a capital of 51,100,000,000. Wonder what the extra 5100,000,000 is for? Mrs. Nation seems to have burled the hatchet SHIP SUBSIDY THE MOTIVE. WASHINGTON. March S. Like most of ,the Senators who were Interested In the passage of the river and harbor bill. Sen ator Simon greatly regrets the action of Senator Carter In talking the bill to death. In the closing hours of the session, but Is forced to admit thnt the Senator made his attack on the bill In a perfectly legitimate way, and In a way which at least must warrant general approval for having ex posed the many unjustified appropriations carried by that measure. Senator Simon thinks the failure of the bill will prove somewhat disastrous to the Improvement at the mouth of the Columbia, for the small appropriation made for preparatory work at the last session, having been largely expended In the expectation that a large appropriation would- be made at the session Just closed, there must soon be a cessation of work until a new bill can pass. He admits- the probabilities arc that in the next bill the Columbia River will not secure as generous recognition as In the bill which nearly became a law at the recent session. In trying to explain the motive behind Senator Carter's speech. Senator Simon Is Inclined to the opinion that the subsidy bill was at the bottom of the whole affair. He says that Cuban and Philippine legis lation having been atttached to the Army bill, removed the necessity of calling an extra session on that account. It will be generally recognized that the failure to pass the river and harbor bill at this time means that work on many of the larger Improvements throughout the United States, projects that are thorough ly meritorious, must soon cease. This Is sure to result in more or less Injury to the commerce of the ports affected, and will. Senator Simon thinks. In a short time give rise to a general demand for a river and harbor bill before the next reg ular session. The Senator Is Inclined to the opinion that within a few months the cry for river and harbor appropriations will be so great that the President will be forced to call an extra session for the purpose of passing such a bill. In the event of such a development, he believes It is probable that the friends of the ship subsidy bill will manage to call up their pet measure In the Senate, while the House Is preparing and passing a river and harbor bill, and. by mere force, put the measure through before the river and harbor bill comes over from the House. It Is recognized that the promi ninet objectors to subsidy legislation, Pet tigrew and Butler, are out of the way now, and It will be easier to pass the bill through the Senate than It has been In the past Senator Simon Is fearful that If the subsidy bill once passed the Sen ate In an extra" session. It would go through the House with comparative ease. All things considered, he Is Inclined to the opinion that the subsidy bill was one of the prime objects considered by many Senators, who brought pressure to bear upon the retiring Senator from Montana to defeat the river and harbor bill. THE SPLIT INFINITIVE. Growth of Its Disfavor Amonff the Mont Careful Writers. Philadelphia Press. Brander Matthews contributes an ex cellent article to Harper's (February) on "Questions of Usage In Words," In which he cogently proves that many .of the so called faults In writing English which are pointed out In current manuals of composition and rhetoric nre not errors at all. But, like all radicals and as a stylist. Professor Matthews Is a radical he pushes his argument In some Instances to mere quibbling. This is In defending "and which" where there has been no an tecedent "which," quoting that notorious offender. Gibbon, and in bolstering up the much-condemned "split Infinitive." He says: What Is called the Split Infinitive Is also a cause of pain to the purit, who greatly grieved when he finds George Lewei In the "Life of Goethe" saying "to completely un derstand." This Inserting of an adverb be tween the "to" and the rest of the verb strikes the verbal critic as pernlolou. and he denounces It instantly as a novelty to be stamped out before it permanently contami nates our speech. Even Professor O. F. Emer son, who does not object to It, in his "His tory of the English Language," calls It "a synthetical combination now establishing it self; and Professor A. S. Hill, In his "Found ations of Rhetoric," while admitting its an tiquity, since It has been in use constantly from the days of WlcklHTe to the days of Her bert Spencer, still declares It to be "a com mon fault," not sanctioned or even condoned by good authority. The fact Is. I think, that the Split Infinitive has a most respectable pedigree, and that it Is rather the protest against it which is the novelty now establish ing itself. The Split Infinitive Is to be found in the pages Of Shakespeare, Masulnger, Sir Thomas Browne. Defoe. Burke. Coleridge, Byron, De Qulncey, Macaulay, Matthew Ar nold, Browning, Motley, Lowell and Holmes. But the fact is also, I think, that since the protest has been raised there has been a tendency among careful writers to eschew the Split Inflnltlte, or at least employ It only when there Is a gain In lucidity from its use, as there is, for example. In Professor Louns bury's "to more than counterbalance." Professor Matthews is not frank in cit ing the names of eminent authors to jus tify the blunders of Lewes and Louns bury. In no writer of the English lan guage of standard authority can he find a split Infinitive corresponding to his own description of that soleclsmi "The Insert ing of an adverb between the to and the rest of the verb." He will find In the authors he has named that usage per mits the inserting of an adverb between the first and second verb, as, for Instance, "It Is to be greatly deplored"; never such a bad locution as, "It Is to greatly be de plored." Lewes may have made a slip of the pen, but there Is no such excuse for Professor Lounsbury, and Professor Mat thews Is not wholly Ingenuous in trying to find one for his friend. The split Infini tive is grammatically and historically wrong, and when examined on philologi cal grounds is indefensible. How Canteen "Reform" "Works. Chicago Inter Ocean. If the estimable ladles and gentlemen who Induced Congress to abolish the Army canteen could have visited Hlghwood and Fort Sheridan Thursday night their Ideas on the subject of temperance reform would have been considerably altered. At High wood they would have found all the old and several new saloons filled with sol diers drinking and gambling In the com pany of vile characters of both sexes. Later In the night they would have found in the Fort Sheridan barracks more drunk en sleepers and more men absent without leave than have been recorded for years. Thursday was the first pay day at Fort Sheridan since the canteen was abolished. For some years the difference between pay day and other days has not been vis ible to the ordinary visitor. Soldiers who liked beer were able to get it In reasonable quantities at the canteen at any time, and few celebrated pay day with a de bauch. On Thursday, however, such men flocked to the Hlghwood saloons, .and many of them spent their month's pay In a night. Disorder was general and fights were frequent. The abolition of the canteen injures both the soldiers who drink and the soldiers who do not drink. It deprives the latter of the additions to their rations and the public amusements provided by the can teen's profits. By depriving the former of the chance to obtain a reasonable amount of pure beer In decent surroundings it leads them to squander their pay for vile whisky in the worst company. Only those who prey upon the vices of their fellow men profit by the abolition of the can teen. Yet thousands of well-meaning women and men really think they accomplished "a great reform" when they Induced.Con gress to suppress the canteen. What they really accomplished was to lower health and discipline in the Army and fill the pockets of a few hundred saloon-keepers. If they doubt this, they have only to visit any military post on the night of pay day to be convinced. Then they will see how their "reform" works, and will learn how they have promoted intemperance. NAMES FOR THE 1905 FAIR. One contributor makes a specific dis tinction between the Lewis and Clark and the Oregon centennial, and would con vince us that our purpose Is to celebrate the latter Instead of the other. Here Is an Innovation, of which, perhaps, few have thought, but elnce there are all kinds of people In the world. It Is well that all kinds of Ideas should be reflected. If the suggestion has no other virtue It will act as a balance upon many who have overconfldence In their own preference. The correspondent says: "We have heard much lately about the 'Lewis and Clark expedition.' There was no Lewis and Clark expedition. There was an 'Oregon expedition,' conducted by two brave men named Lewis and Clark. The 'Oregon expedition' did not originate with Lewis or Clark; neither did they furnish the means with which to pay the expense of the expedition. It is called the 'Lewis and Clark expedition to distinguish it from other Oregon expe ditions, and not because Lewis and Clark deserve special mention above other paid adventurers. Before the expedition start ed it was called the 'Oregon expedition.' In the pres3 of the day it was called the 'Oregon expedition.' In all public rec ords It was written 'Oregon expedition.' "If any man deserves to have his name glorified in connection with the expe dition it is Thomas Jefferson. This ar gument la to show that Lewis and Clark should not be mentioned In the name of the 1003 celebration. "We are about to celebrate the anni versary of the successful termination of the 'Oregon expedition' of 1S05. To do this properly, we must show the value of what was gained by the 'Oregon expe dition.' "Three of thegreatest states of the Union and an outlet to the trade and commerce of the Orient for the whole United States are the most Important prizes. Next In Importance to securing this vast territory la the advantage gained over other countries In the Oriental trade. A name that does not Include In Its scope this Oriental business would be too nar row to fit the case. 'Oregon expedition would cover the historical and local feat ure. 'Oriental would show the Import ance of Its foreign relations, and 'expo sition' would show the business side. My name, is, therefore, OREGON EXPEDITION CENTENNIAL AND ORIENTAL FAIR. Other names proposed are: NORTHWESTERN COLUMBIAN EXPOSI TION. CENTENARY EXPOSITION OF THE PA CIFIC COAST. LEWIS AND CLARK CENTURT EXPOSI TION. ORIENT FAIR AND PATHFINDERS .OVA TION. By A. J. Langworthy OREGON CONTINENTAL EXPOSITION. By W. H. Brltts PACIFIC STATES AND ORIENTAL EXPO SITION. By McKlnley Mitchell, Gervals, Or. LEWIS AND CLARK PACIFIC NORTH WEST CENTENNIAL. By Samuel Collyer, Tacoma PATHFINDERS CENTENNIAL TION. EXPOSI- A Xeljchbor's Advice. Tacoma News. The Portland newspapers want to hit upon a suitable name for the proposed exposition of 1003. The Lewis and Clark exposition does not suit the Portland Idea because It Is admitted that there are some people who never heard of Lewis and Clark. Why it should be called the "Oriental Exposition" does not appear. The "Occidental Exposition" would be a more fitting title for an exposition held at the extreme border of the Occident. The News suggests the "Occidental" or the "Occidental and Oriental" if the union of the Pacific Slope and the Orient Is to be emphasized in the title to the Oregon exposition. "Occidental and Oriental Ex position of Oregon" would bo a good triple O title. Take your choice of one, two or three Os, gentlemen. The Negro as a. Laborer. Atlanta Constitution. The negro as a laborer has fallen under the displeasure of Dr. W. C. Stubbs, di rector of the experimental farm of Louis iana, who says that he is even more shift less and unreliable than ever. As Dr. Stubbs occupies a place bringing him into close relationship with the soil, what he says must attract attention. He declares that In consequence of negro shlftlessness efforts have been made to attract white Immigration Into that state. Large numbers of Italians have arrived direct via New Orleans and overland from New York. The satisfactory work done by these men has led to a desire for more, and as they come In the negro will be shoved out Among the causes leading to the demor alization of negro labor. Dr. Stubbs re fers to the tendency of the colored people moving toward the cities, railroads, saw mills, etc, the same as is noticed in other parts of the South. These he attributes largely to two facts; one, the gradual re duction in the price of cotton, which has discouraged to a large extent the growing of crops upon the share, or the cropping and renting system; and to the fact that negro youth Is exceedingly anxious to "see the world" and to mix and mingle with the strife and excitement of city life. In this respect Dr. Stubbs views the future rather gloomily, and considers the question as exceedingly serious, and will require the wisdom and patience of our best statesmen to bring out of It a satis factory solution. It Is Inevitable that white men should appropriate more and more occupations hitherto given over to negroes. When ever such a change Is once made It be comes permanent. "In many sections of the South white girls serve In hotels, and even the barber's trade, once considered the negro's position, has been taken up by white men, who find It to be profit able employment Still It will be a long time. If ever, before the negro can be dispensed with; but It Is Incumbent on him to know that he must Improve his capacity or he will have to stand aside. Twlstlngr the Lion's Tnll. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. When Morgan grabs the lion's tall Spectators stand in awe. All fearing that the beast will turn, And Its tormentor claw. Of course they've heard that human gaze Will make a lion quail. But Morean Isn't at that end He's busy wlih the tall. But no alarm the twister feels. For he is strong and bold; He Just makes sure of footing firm. And gets a tighter hold. Thus fixed he settles down to biz. And gives a hetfy twist. And every one can see the strain On muscles In his wrist. The perspiration stands In drops Upon the twister's face. But still the lion doesn't roar, Nor show of oaln a trace. Then Morgan gets a stronger grip. At least that's what he thinks, And twists the tall the other way Until It's full of kinks. Though Morgan does his very best To twist the blamed tall out. The lion doesn't even ask What all the row's about. And when at last the twister sees That he has tolled In vain. He drops the tail, resumes his seat. And wears a look of pain. The reason why tho Morgan twist Is thus of no avail Is, that he always falls to get The right hitch on the tail. The proper way to do the trick Is known to only one If Morgan watches Uncle Sam He'll seo Just bow 'tis dono. NOTE ANDXOMMENT. Thus far the varancy in the office of Prince of Wales hai failed to attract any appllcants. It's a rood job, too. King Edward's accession has bad tho effect of crowding the Boer War out of the magazines, if only temporarily. J. Pierpont Morganlls going to take tho rest he needs. Theri Is some reason to believe that this Is tie rest of the earth. It looks as If the oily thing to do was to suspend the rules and let Sampson and Schley settle It in thebood old Kentucky fashlon. Miss Portia Knight tV1 confer a last ing favor on the membet: of her profes sion If she will disclose th. name and ad dress of her press agent. When "Citizen" and "Fio Bono Pub licum" get to telling Bryab-how to run his paper, perhaps he will nt be so lib eral with directions for the conduct of the Government. The respective marine report rs of two Astoria papers have been going if ter each other, saying hard words and charging each other with incompetency. Neither owes the other any apologies. Speaking of the failure of Confess to appropriate J2W.0CO for the Oharloson ex position, the Charleston News and fourier says: "We are disappointed at the action of Congress, but In no way cast lown. Not one penny of the appropriation .sked of the Government would have been avail able for the general expenses of the ex position, but could only have been Tsed for the erection of the Government buld ing and the Installation and maintenaice of the Government exhibit." Chief Justice Webster Street, of Arlzom, was the orator at the dedication of th territory's new Capitol in Phoenix Feb ruary 25, the 3Sth anniversary of the esu tabllshment of a territorial government there. The Capitol Is built entirely of Arizona products, and the people say that It Is the best public building in the Unltid States for the money. The first Legisla ture of Arizona held Its sessions In a leg cabin In Prescott. The territory now claims a population of 120,000. i Congressman Brick, of Indiana, has & constituent who thinks he should have a pension because he sent a substitute to the Civil War. "I am old and feeble." 'ho wrote to Mr. Brick, "and I don't suppose I shall live a great while, but I heed money while I do live. I think the Gov ernment owes me something. I paid a man $300 to take my place In the war when I was drafted, and he was killed In action. Now, I think I am entitled to a pension or should get 'the ?300 back. Will you please see that I do?" The Walla Wnlla Statesman works Itself Into an Inordinate frenzy over an Innocent comment In The Oregonlan about tha moral wave In that city. But, really. The Oregonlan meant no offense. It may have reason to be surly, as the esteemed paper intimates, because Jason won the golden fleece, or Hercules outwitted Atlas. How ever, The Oregonlan will follow the suc cessful example of the Statesman's ablo morning contemporary, which scorns to enter the lists with such a critl;. Just as the morning contemporary elec:s to print the news rather than to fill an.achlng void of pages with trash and senseless stuff, so does The Oregonlan, and In this In stance more than ever. A young man and woman got on a Phila delphia street-car the other day, and as there were no vacant seats) the young man said In a loud tone of voice to a negro, "Will you have the civility to give this lady a seat?" The negio did so, sa luting the young woman. 7he next seat to her becoming vacant, tha young man hurriedly appropriated It without offering It to the negro. Just then tho car stopped and a stout negro washerwoman entered the car. As no one offered her a seat, the negro, with a smile, said to the young man, "Will you have the civility to give this lady a seat?" For a moment he hesi tated, but at last concluded to comply with the request, very much to the indig nation of the young lady. The Topeka State Journal'publlshes this curious information: Something scandal ous Is always coming out about the State house. The latest complaint Is that the custodian some time ago removed two carloads of fertilizer from a Kansas City packing-house and stored It In a vacant room In the basement of the Capitol. All the members of the Legislature and stato officers have been suffering from the un speakable odor. It Is also made known that Topeka thieves have been stripping the copper from the roof. The other day some boys were found tearing up the cop per, and It was seen that sheets of that metal had been carried away. Is It Im possible to take proper care of the main public building of the state? PLEASANTRIES OF PAItAGRAPHERS A Difficulty Removed. "Dickie, when you di vided thoie five caramels with little sister, did you give her three?" 'No. ma. I guessed they wouldn't come out cen so I ct one 'fora I begun to divide." Puck. Noble Child. "It was very noble of you. Willie, to plead that your brother be spared a whipping." "I guess I know my business. Every time he gets licked he turns around and licks me." Philadelphia Tress. "Oh, I suppose George sowed his wild oats before I married him, and made a fool of himself generally, like other men, but I al ways trust him!" "What a delightfully new sensation it must be to hlmt" Life. . The Point of View. Weller DJd you ever notice how quickly a woman forsakes her piano practice after she is married? Tuttle Oh. yes; there are such things as happy mar riages. Boston Transcript. Cause for Regret. Lady I don't like this picture so well as I did the last one you took of me. Photographer Ah, madame, I have not the artistic taste that I had when I was young; and, besides, my camera Is getting old. New York Weekly. i A Dlfllculty. Washington Star. There's one fault In human nature; it's the worst that I have found. It's what makes this old world wabble so as It keepr going rourd. When a man has tolled and striven and ac complished what he could We look him over careless and we murmur, "Purty good." But when he kind o" stumbles ar.4 we tell him hat he lacks We reach out for a carvln' knife or maybo take an ax. Of all our sorrows, this la what upsets our feel In' s most. We're lukewarm when we, "jolly," but we're clever when we "roast." We love to grab our fellow-man and hold him in the air And slam htm down promiscuous. Thafl what drives away dull care. The soothing touch of kindness is exceeding commonplace; It's the art of castlgatlon that reveals athletic grace. We mo3t enjoy to tackle one who's made of rugged stuff Because he stands up longer ere he yields and says "Enough!" Excepting on his tombstone, when he's given up the ghost. We are lukewarm when we "jolly," but we're clever when we "roast."