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For sale in New Orleans by Ernest & Co., 115 Royal street On file In Washington, D. C, with A. TV. Dunn, BOO 14th N. TV. For sale In Denver, Colo., by Hamilton & Kndrtck. 000-012 Seventh street. TODAY'S TVEATHER Occasional rain; brisk and possibly high southerly winds. precious rascal not only embezzled post ofllce funds which he squandered on the racetrack, but he ran away with a giddy young woman, leaving his wife and children to misery and disgrace. It Is not enough that this offender, apprehended at San Francisco in his flight from New York, should figure in sensational illustrated yarns on San Francisco's first pages; but he must point, a moral, which that virtuous press is quick to grasp. There is no condemnation of the young man's of fense that were a deduction too obvi ous and simple for yellow Journalism. The culpable party to the affair is the official who licensed the New York race track where the thief and absconder lost his money. The responsible offender Is thereupon held up to reprobation, and by an easy transition the blame Is par tially shifted to the San Francisco offi cials who have also licensed racetracks in the vicinity of the Bay. We com mend this reasoning to our casuists who attribute sin not to the sinner, but to the dealer In the Implements of per nicious sport and to those implements themselves. The moral tendency of their teaching may be accurately judged by the source of parallel doctrine in the Puritanic pages of San Francisco journalism. and an American' soldier, outside of the proper performance of his duty, ought not to be robbed of any of the funda mental social rights that are enjoyed by j other men. The assertion that a railroad com pany Is able to exact and secure total abstinence from its employes, except during their hours of duty. Is absurd. Sobriety is1 exacted of a soldier; but total abstinence cannot be exacted of him or of any other man who Is al lowed the right of social freedom dur ing the hours he is off duty. The rail road employe spends his "off duty" hours with his family; the soldier spends his In the soldiers' club, where he ought to Ire permitted an opportu nity for decent recreation under the eye and control of his officers. But this op portunity has been taken from him by the "billy-goat" totalabst-lnence icon oclasts, and now, thanks to their pretty sweet wit, the soldier seeks and finds the saloon in its worst form within easy call of the garrison post, with its dis mantled canteen. PORTLAND, MONDAY, MARCH 11 Grievous fears are entertained for the losses that lumber interests will sustain because of the Hoar amendment to the Spooner clause of the Army bill. They are, it appears, well founded. Plans have been matured for extensive tim ber development In the islands, and they must now be given over, for Con gress declines to give the Administra tion free hand in disposal of the Phil ippine lands. Yet the fact remains that Congress Is right and the lumbermen are wrong. "Imperialism" as a snare for votes Is a fraud of the first water, but Imperialism as opposed to rightful and just expansion Is a real danger, which must be fought off Incessantly. "We cannot abandon the Philippines, but we must not work them as a crown col ony on the French or Spanish plan or on the English plan of 150 years ago. The reply to "antl-lmperiallsm" is our declaration of benevolent purposes, but how shall that reply stand In the opin ion of mankind if we give those pur poses the He by predatory acts? The Philippine forests are not for spoliation by our lumber syndicates. They are to be held In trust by us for the Phil ippine people. It is of small concern how our forest destroyers regard this blow to their hopes. All the precious woods and sparkling gems and rich har vests of the tropics are not worth the betrayal of a sacred trust. Perhaps the gravest danger that con fronts us In the Cuban problem Is along this very line. At all hazards we must maintain the pledge we made to Cuba and the profession we made to the world. The purpose of making Cuba independent was ill-advised and in its origin thoroughly demagogic; but It was formed and It was declared in the face of all mankind. "We can assume that Europe acted upon that profession at any rate we have no right to assume that it did not so act It Is a serious thing, as earnest thinkers are pointing out, for a people to be led Into thinking that fidelity to a pledge is not worth worrying about. How the average man looks at that sort of thing is revealed in Kipling's t)oem on "the bear that walks like a man." It is unnecessary to minimize the cost of keeping our pledge to Cuba Difficulties are many and great. The island Itself is likely to witness many another turbulent scene, and not the least probable of eventualities is a war for us with some European power. Great Britain's expe rience with the Transvaal, under Glad stone's mistaken lenience, shows us what to expect, but it does not encour age us to break a promise. Great Brit ain maintained the agrepd status till the Boers declared war. "We shall have to do the same. We could get out of the trouble by repudiating the obliga tion, but we must not. The price Is too high. BURY THE HATCHET. The Oregonian's "Washington corre spondent Is doubtless well-advised when he says that the Interests of Oregon will be advanced In Congress if Senators Simon and Mitchell can agree upon a harmonious division of the committee places now accruing to them. Other wise, points of vantage may be occu pied by Senators from other states. Tho suggestion is one which might be acted upon with profit to all concerned. Nor is this the only matter about which Oregon's delegation in Congress ought at length to abandon strife and live in harmony. For ten years now a bitter controversy has been raging in the Republican party of Oregon. With out great interest in the personal as pects of the quarrel which set In at the primaries of 1890, the rank and file of the party eventually felt compelled to take sides, because of the money question. Senator Dolph stood for gold while Senator Mitchell went over to silver; and while their quarrel was on most accounts to be deprecated, yet when the effort was made to commit the Republican party of Oregon to free coinage of silver, men who understood the money question and men who knew what financial dishonor boded to indus try and business, felt constrained to re sist that effort to the death, however much they might have disliked Dolph or admired Mitchell. The exigency of that time has passed away. Two National campaigns have been fought with the gold standard as a Republican battle-icry, and two suc cessive Republican Congresses have en acted gold-standard laws. We are all gold men now. We don't have to make a fight to keep free-coinage men off platform committees or Congressional and Legislative tickets. We need well equipped men at Washington, and we need men who have .sense enough to spend their time and energy attending to their duties and not waste It all in destroying each other's Influence. That Is to say, the war Is over, so let us have peace. Nobody expects, of course, that Senators Simon and Mitch ell will join their opposing camps. Doubtless there is little disposition on either side to do this, and If there were, the camps themselves, when It comes to practical politics, are almost If not quite Irreconcilable. But what is ex pected, and what may reasonably be in sisted on. Is that the fierce hostility that has so long Impaired our usefulness, discredited our manners and menaced our morals, shall be abated. The per secution and excluslvencss of machines, whether of Simon or Mitchell, should, in particular, be superseded by a broad policy comprehending representative Republicans, old and young. Mr. Si mon's congratulatory telegrarn upon Mr. Mitchell's election, and his subse quent polite attentions in the Senate, are moves in the right direction. They are likely to be received in the same spirit. Mr. Mitchell has had four years In which to reflect upon the conse quences that sometimes flow from too spirited engagements. AX AUTOMATIC CURRENCY. Currency theorists and currency con ditions in the United States are grad ually getting together. That Is, as the Idealists are learning what is practical, popular understanding Is rising towards the plane where a scientific system would be workable. Of the desirability of an automatic currency, once condi tions are ready for It, there need be no doubt, for such a one in action may be seen no farther away than across the Canadian border. There such, phe nomena as scant supply In time of in creased need or Its opposite, familiar here, are. unknown. The New York Journal of Commerce has tabulated the recent rise and fall of Canada's average circulation for four months at the be ginning and end of each year, thus: Gain, Loss, Pr. ct. Pr. ct. Jan.-April, 1S9S ....$35.G52,345 10.00 Sept--Dec. 1SD8 41.305.870 10.1 Jan.-April, 1S99 37,555.257 0.00 Sept.-Dec.. 1690 47.527.3S1 20.8 Jan -April. lf00 -12.GS5.GG0 Sept.-Dec, 1990.... 01,572,840 20.82 part, except so far as we may choose independently to grant It was not worth while to chill the present friend liness between the two countries when there was really nothing of practical consequence at stake. It Is true that Great Britain In inter national equity has a right to expect some concessions in shape of seaport of entry on our Alaskan waters for her Klondike district, but this was a mat ter that would have "been considered with far better results separately from the Nicaragua question. The refusal to accept the amended treaty has only served to Irritate the friends of the Nicaragua Canal and make them un friendly to any arrangement that Great Britain may propose for future settle ment of outstanding International In terests. Senator Morgan will carry enough American jingoes with him not only abruptly to abrogate the Clayton Bulwer treaty but he will be able In the future to stall the settlement of the questions connected with the Alaskan boundary dispute. Great Britain ought to have been practical enough to see that in the amended treaty she really gave away nothing that she could pos sibly retain and utilize to her advan tage, while by her acceptance of the amended treaty she did not disturb that mood of friendliness whose existence is necessary to secure" a prompt and gen erous settlement of the Alaska boun dary dispute, including the" concession of a seaport to the British Klondike district. Great Britain has foolishly refused to concede something which she really does not possess the power to prevent. and she has risked the loss of her pres ent friendly understanding with our Government; she has furnished the American jingoes in the Senate with a fresh pretext for demagogic rant against the foreign policy of England toward America. Building a political bonfire on the belly of John Bull Is always the last refuge of a superannuated Ameri can demagogue or a youthful Irish American statesman. The maximum was reached In Octo ber, the statement nt the end of that month showing a circulation of I53.19S, 777, an Increase over the previous Win ter of nearly twenty-five per cent. At that time the circulation was a little more than eighty per cent of the cap ital of the banks, but as the crop-moving season was past the circulation de creased thereafter. . With us, however, there Is an entirely different story. Instead of these ups and downs, accurately responsive to the needs of trade, our circulation Is com paratively rigid, and once expanded Is practically impossible of opportune re tirement. The circulation of our Na tional banks, with the changes, as com puted above for the Canadian banks, was as follows: Gain, Loss, Pr. ct. Pr. ct 1.8 Jan.-Aprll, 1S9S.. Sept.-Dec., 1898.. Jan.-April, 1899.. Sept.-Dec, 1899.. Jan.-Aprll, 1900.. Sept. -Dec, 1900.. Jan. 31. 1901 ..$220,214,201 .. 230,278.893 .. 243,000.227 .. 244,139,534 .. 2G.1.244.CGS .. 334.135.b8S .. 340,821,871 4.4 3.0 7.8 20.0 3.8 OS The law makes It very difficult for us to retire bank notes, and impossible to retire them in any considerable quan tity speedily. The Canadian banks will retire during the Winter about ten per cent of the circulation they had out during the Autumn. -If our National! banks did the same thing they would retire something, over $33,000,000. But. the National bank statements show an actual increase in circulation, respon sive to the activity In last Autumn's trade. Aso soon as notes become abun dant, they pile up In New York, lack lucrative use, encourage speculation- and menace the Treasury. Nothing' else Is possible to any great extent un-i der a bond-secured currency. . Many brains which are racking their convolutions for a name for the 1905 fair show a tendency to forget the primal purpose of the celebration. We started out to commemorate the expedi tion of Lewis and Clark, upon which, and Captain Gray's discovery, the United States established its right to the Pacifio Northwest territory. We need to bear In mind now and all the time that the centennial celebration of Lewis and Clark's exploration is the foundation on which we are to work. If our ambition prompts us to build up a Pacific or Oriental exposition on this basis, we, may see fit to do it. But the smaller purpose must not be lost In the larger, because, if so, both will fall. The Northwest has united with us for a centennial celebration of Lewis and Clark's achievement. This vast Northwest may be relied upon to supply Impetus and prestige to the enterprise, and only Its co-operation guarantees success. Therefore, whatever name shall be adopted, it seems highly nec essary that the title shall carry direct and not slight suggestion of the Lewis rind Clark centennial. Pacific College has won the Oregon In tercollegiate oratorical contest again. It defeated the University oft Oregon despite the latter receives support from th,e state and Is supposed to be the best Institution In 6regon. The victo ries which the "little" colleges have won in debate and oratory go to Indi cate that awards in intellectual con tests do not necessarily follrfw state ap propriations, although those of athletic competitions may dc so. But the argu ment for state support of higher edu cation Is said to have nothing In com mon with Intellectual contests. WHERE ROLLS THE OREGON. The Republicans of this section seem to be dissatisfied with the election of Mitchell be cause he advocated free silver at one time. But pray tell, where Is there a Republican of National repute that hasn't done the same thing? Elkton Correspondent. National repute is hardly anything mbre than notoriety. Croker, of National re pute, advocates boss Iniquity. Jim Jef fries, of National repute, advocates the manly art. Mark Hanna, of National re pute, abets the subsidy graft Carrie Na tion, of National repute, encourages an archy. If fallacy is proof of statesman ship, integrity or wisdom, here we have four very honorable citizens. If the free silver mania was a compliment to any body's Intelligence, why I3 it not now? If we want to extol a man, we forget his follies. So, if we want to extol Sen ator Mitchell, we need to forget his er rors. But, although we can very often extol a man, we cannot always compli ment him. One of the best measures that could have been enacted by the Legislature would have been that no new law be enacted for 10 jeara. We have too much law. Just as the people begin to understand the laws, a change Is made, and the average voters doea not know where he is at. Prlnevllle Review. Never too much law for the lawyer, gentle friend. Besides, law Is a mysteri ous force with which people must not be too well acquainted. Whenever a voter does not know "where he 1b at" that Is his Ideal situation the situation which was generously designed for him by his wise lawyer. No more legislation for 10 years would remove the necessity of Leg islatures, which is unthinkable, since they are our greatest blessing. If the City of Portland can't raise the money to establish woolen mills, we feel like pasMng round the hat, for we have been read ing In the Portland newspapers for the past four years about prospective woolen mills to be established there. What's the trouble, anyway cold feet7 With all Portland's boat ed wealth and advantages, there Is u. certain amount pf mossbacklsm there which retards Its manufacturing growth. TVe get an at tack of the jlmjams every time we read about .the proposed Portland woolen mills. Tilla mook Headlight. Be gentle, neighbor. Remember, you need a railroad, and will be able to reduce the temperature of your "pedal extremi ties several degrees by helping It along. From a view of the military part of the In auguration parade, the beholder could have Imagined himself present at the triumphal coronation of King Edward of Great Britain, instead of the inauguration of William Mc Klnley as President. Eugene Guard. Why such disparagement? King Ed ward's coronation was as nothing com pared with that of Mark Hanna. Our Democratic compatriots looked at McKIn ley for a crown, but since they forgot Mark they did not see It If they must harp on empire and Imperialism, they should do it, at least, in the proper man ner. The talented city editor of the Register ought to study up a little on his Latin. Here Is what he says this morning: "Old Sol, the luminary, was full and etajed out all last night.' Eugene Guard. "Old Sol" stays out all the time, both night and day, and is always full. The Register talent Is not going to waste. Besides, lots of Sols, In a plenary condi tion, stay out all night, so that, even If the Register man was In the aphelion of his imagination, he was Htlll In the perihelion of propriety. There seems to be some fear lest the Senator, In gratitude to his Democratic allies, may feel constrained to divide up the loaves and fishes among the heathen. Salem Journal. Sweet Journal, you open our eyes to something of which we never had dreamed. We never supposed the Demo crats stood In for such a contemptible thing as pelf. We 'Imagined they sacri ficed themsolves for their constituents and for principle. We are painfully shocked at your Insinuation, and averse to receiving it HERE'S ANOTHER SUGGESTION. From the Russian and German pro grammes in China every right-minded man will turn with aversion, and with gratitude that Secretary Hay has sp. far ordered our own course in happy contrast to the duplicity and greed that have Intensified, as they originally aroused, Chinese resentment, now standing across the paths both of diplo macy and trade. Germany is accumu lating grudges for some bloody tomor row of vengeaence, and Russia is pre paring to exhibit the allied powers the same disregard of professions she has so long and successfully employed with Great Britain. There are reason and justice behind the demands of Europe for satisfaction, and behind the move ment of Western civilization for peace ful subjugation of the Chinese Empire to modern methods of consumption and production. But In most of Europe'3 operations in China this basis of rea son and Justice Is forgotten and pushed aside in a scramble for advantage that respects neither the rights of China nor good faith between the powers. The ends to be served in China are to up lift Its Inhabitants through civilization which will secure liberty to the indi vidual and multiply his capacity both to earn and to enjoy. The dynasty that prevents this is of small concern. But the method employed defeats Its end. Peaceful development will benefit Chi na; but It Is preposterous to pretend that this end Is advanced with the pres ent operations. The United States can not dissent from such procedure in terms too vigorous or explicit The sensitive moral nature of San Francisco Is again assailed by the ap pearance there of a dissolute and crim inal young man from New York. This THE ABOLITION OF THE GAXTEEX. The soldier's riot at Highwood, near Fort Sheridan, on Friday last, was due entirely to the abolition of the canteen. The kind of logic employed by anti-canteen evangelists Is Illustrated by the following extract from the Boston Watchman: After alt is said about this canteen busi ness, the fact remains that a great rallwav company can exact and secure total abstinence in its employes. There is no sound reason why the United States soldier should not be re quired to be a total abstainer; and there Is nc reason why the Federal authorities should not abolish all drinking places within many miles of most Army posts. A railroad exacts and secures total abstinence in Its employes mly so long as they .are on duty. No railroad com pany dogs Its employes to their homes to discover whether they are always total abstainers from wine or beer at their family dinner or during their home life. So In the Army under the old regime total abstinence was enforced during hours of duty. No canteen ac companied an army on the march dur ing a campaign; the soldier on duty was" one man; the soldier off duty In the rooms of the soldiers' club was another man; the same rule of business was en forced against a soldier that Is practi cally enforced, neither more nor less, against the employes of a railroad; they are not expected to drink on duty. The anti-canteen evangelists are so sand-blind with prejudice that they can not see that there is no identity be tween the railway conductor and engi neer and the soldier; for, while the conductor and engineer are the execu tive officers "and brains of their train, the soldiers are not the executive offi cers and brains of the army. The anti canteen evangelists do not, because they cannot, prohibit the use of beer and wine by the officers, who are really the responsible executive brains of the army. These officers may drink with out limit at their club when off duty, while the enlisted men, the mere dumb cogs of the military machine, cannot have their beer within the army post but must drink wherever they can find it. So these stupid prohibitionists, un- 1 tausrht by their gross failure to enforce the farce of prohibition without the army, undertake to enforce It within the army, with the result that the sol diers who are denied a chance to drink beer decently within the garrison, now drink beer to Indecent excess without the garrison. The best way to keep a man a man is to treat him like a man, XO XEW TREATY PROBABLE. If It be true that Great Britain has no Intention of modifying the Clayton-Bul-wer treaty without a satisfactory quid pro quo; that the British Foreign Office holds the treaty in full force on the ground that, "treaties cannot be abro gated without the consent of both con tracting parties," then nothing Is more certain than the prompt abrogation of the Clayton-Bulwer treaty at the "next meeting of Congress. The majority of the Influential leaders In both parties In Congress are strong in condemnation of the Clayton-BUlwer treaty as the most serious mistake In our diplomatic history, and agree with Secretary Fre llnghuysen's contention that "It Is void able at the option of the United States because of Its violation by Great Brit ain," a contention that was supported at the time and has recently been reas serted In a published letter by ex United States Senator Edmunds. This view of Senator Edmunds was Indorsed by William M. Evarts and by all the leading lawyers of the United States Senate In 1882-1SS4, when Secretary Fre llnghuysen's contention was uttered. It Is a matter for regret that Great Britain did not accept the amended treaty, for the tone of the debate over Its passage indicated clearly that no new arrangement would be accepted by the Senate. The next move will be the prompt abrogation of the Clayton-Bulwer treaty. " Treaties have been repeat edly abrogated on short notice without regard to the question of consent of both the contracting parties, as was the Black Sea clause of the Treaty of Paris, which, ratified In 1S5C, was abrogated by Russia in 1S70-71. The tone as sumed by United States Senator Mor gan In his advocacy of the prompt ab rogation of the Clayton-Bulwer treaty Is not Just or courteous to a friendly power, nevertheless It probably repre sents the feeling of two-thirds of the Senate. The only effect of the Hay Pauncefote treaty was to delay final action upon the Nicaragua Canal bill, and Great Britain's refusal to accept the amended treaty left us just where we 'were when we began. We could have promptly abrogated the Clayton-Bulwer treaty. With difficulty we ratified the amended Hay-Paunce-fote treaty, and Its rejection finds ub with nothing whatever accomplished so far as removing the diplomatic obstacle of a treaty that never ought to have been negotiated, but has long ago sur vived its usefulness, and become void able by Great Britain's repeated viola tions of Its conditions. The friends of the Nicaragua Canal will not be con tent to lose any more time seeking to" come to a friendly arrangement with Great Britain; they will now cut the Gordian knot which they have failed to untie, by promptly moving forHhe ab rogation of the Clayton-Bulwer treaty." Great Britain had practically nothing to lose and everything to gain by ac-, ceptlng the amended Hay-Pauncefote treaty, for the abrogation of the Clayton-Bulwer treaty will be made without any concessions or conditions on our The Oriental liner Olympla, arriving at Tacoma last week, brought, In addi tion to her eastbound freight, 628 pack ages of merchandise for Tacoma and 5992 packages for Portland. And yet Tacoma indignantly r denies that Port land supplies the bulk of the In-bound business for her trans-Pacific line. In cidentally it might be mentioned that Portland's patriotic merchants and Im porters are still wrestling with the problem as to why the Puget Sound cit ies show such gains In Oriental trade. The Daly school law, which was passed at the recent session of the Leg Islature, did not carry an emergency clause, and will not go Into effect until May. A mistake was made in the local news of The Oregonlan yesterday In the statement that " today's election for School Director in Portland would bo governed by the section of the act pre scribing new qualifications for voters. The election will be held under section 1 of the act of October 15, 1S9S, which is published elsewhere. Ex-Senators Carter of Montana, Thurston of Nebraska, Lindsay of Ken tucky and McBride of Oregon have been taken In out of the cold with a promptness that testifies to the kind ness of heart of the Nation's Chief Magistrate. Each of these Senators be fore realizing that he waB out of a job was appointed United States Commis sioner of the St. Louis Exposition and will draw ?5000 . year with the title from the appropriation fund. George C. Brownell going East with Senator Mitchell causes speculation as to what would happen to Oregon if these two gentlemen would perish In a trainwreck. Salem Journal. This would be a calamity. Indeed, for never moro would Oregon have a Senator. Mr. Brownell Is the only man of Oregon who can nominate a Senator, and there fore he Is our dearest prize. It Is funny how many original Mitchell men can now be found. The rush for tho band wagon is almost a stampede. The lates-. comer yells the loudest. Baker City Republi can. Yet wo Imagine there are some monkey ing with the band wagon who don't know how to play a horn. For all such there will not be enough offices, despite their zeal. The Oregonlan takes too seriously the inti mation of the La Grande Chronicle that coy ote farming Is likely to become an Important Industry in Eastern Oregon under the new scalp bounty law. The Dalles Chronicle. Not at all too seriously. The coyote question needs serious consideration, which even spirits of levity should give. Now that the smoke of the battle has cleared away, many are asking what did- the Legisla ture do. Lebanon Criterion. Did 40 days and 40 nights. Did every thing and everybody. Did a great deal more than was expected. What more could have been expected than was not expected? A Southern Oregon paper says the Salem hog ls a mere shoat compared with the Port land hog. Albany Dernocrat But how about the Albany, Linn County, hog? The genus Is not unknown up that way, either. A little while ago It was roaming about trying to steal a part of Lane County. The substantial growth, that Is, the home growth, of a city is shown by the increased construction of Its school buildings. Thus gauged, the growth of Baker City Is of a very gratifying char acter, since a contract has been let for the construction of a brick schoolhouse to cost 515,000 the third of its kind In that city. The new pure food law provides that consumers no longer shall exercise their common sense In selection of food. It provides for Inspectors to do it for them. In this age of superlative civilization perhaps it Is better for high thinking that people take their minds off lowly matters such as eating. The Oregon Legislature has reduced the weight of the bushel from thirty six to thirty-two pounds. Our Bryan ltePopocratlc friends should explain why the new bushel is not worth as much as the old. Is the government fiat not worth four pounds? Although the new Portland charter Is still being debated, no good comes of, the dispute. The reason is that the Governor vetoed the charter. If this has ndt occurred to the disputants they need not forget it A new Fish Commissioner has been appointed. He will probably be care ful not to antagonize the Clatsop dynasty. Oil has been discovered near Eugene. We hope It is not the unction of natural gas. Since Portia Knight, who has sued the Duke of Manchester for breach of prom ise. Is not from Yamhill County, and since Yamhill County beats the world, explanations are due from "old Yam hill." That two kinds of crazy creatures can not get along well together Is proved by the news that since the Legislature ad journed bedbugs have been moving back to Salem. An Inland Oregon editor, in a labored essay, tells us what a beautiful woman Is. He has her down to such a fine point that It Is evident his marital troubles have not been insignificant. An eagle was captured down In Colum bia County the other day which actually was not "the largest ever seen there," for It had no dimensions "from tip to tip." An Astoria barkeeper serves a cock tall called the "Carrie Nation smash." It is better even than knock-out drops. A girl of The Dalles who served 30 con secutive Sunday dinners at last succeeded. They eat Sunday dinner with the old folks now. A Salem woman does not bolster her hair up pompadour any more. Her pet terrier smelled a rat. The Silver Republican party of Idaho is formally departed of this life. These func tions are never proper unless formal. Ranges in Eastern Oregon will be al lotted among sheepherders. Anybody who wants what he wants should muscularlze his pull. Even If barbers are so weary Saturday night that they have to stay In bed all day Sunday, yet they do not complain. Neither do they complain because salaries are being reduced in consequence of the Sunday law. They are getting their day of rest, and that Is what they wanted. Baker City will build a $15,000 school house. Baker is increasing not only In wisdom, but in many other ways. The Rogue River Choral Union has had an oratorio at Grant's Pass. Although the music was sweet it was not the sweet est thing that ever happened, because the feminine members of the chorus cannot be discounted for the sake of the music. Sumpter (Or.) American. The Oregonlan asks for a brief, expres sive, comprehensive and appropriate name for Oregon's proposed great fair In 1905. The American suggests the following name as not violating any of the men tioned conditions: "The Oregon-Oriental Universal Fair." No presumption is meant by the sug gestion, it being merely In line with the privileges of every citizen of Oregon, and 1b prompted solely by a deep Interest In the proposed enterprise. Its rejection will cause no offense to anyone. Some reasons In favor of the appropriateness of the title may be given. The first great London Exposition of 1851 grew out of the fertile brain of Queen "Victoria's husband, the Prince Consort. He was a very accomplished scholar and a mnn of general attainment and superior artistic tastes. The suggestion of his, made at a meeting of the Society of Arts, was directed mainly to the lines in which he was particularly interested, viz., the application of science and art to the manufacturing Industries. An exhibition or exposition of such manifestations, to gether with cognate interests, and dis plays of art, would foster scientific re search and insure progress, hence the terms exposition or exhibition were ap propriately adopted. Coming to America's first successful ef fort In this direction, the mind naturally turns to the Philadelphia Centennial Ex position of 1875, which was properly named, because It commemorated fit tingly, too the 100th anniversary of American Independence. The New Orleans Cotton Exposition followed, at New Or leans. In 1S85. and then the Chicago World's Fair and Four Hundredth Anni versary of the Discovery of America by Columbus, in 1S93-94. The long name was soon dropped, and In the public mind it was simply the Chicago World's Fair; yet all knew perfectly well what great historical event it was created to cele brate. Now St. Louis is to have a great cele bration in 1903, in honor of the 100th anni versary of the purchase of the Louisiana Territory by Thomas Jefferson from Nn poleon Bonaparte, in 1S03: and the enter prise Is generally termed the St. Louis World's Fair. But as it was with Chica go, every one knows the true spirit and purport of the St. Louis fair, although the style of the enterprise Is not over burdened with verbiage, which, as The Oregonlan intimates, invariably has a weakening effect. The Oregon enterprise differs materially from the Centennial Exposition and from the Chicago Fair, which are past, and the St Louis Exposition, which is to come, in that it will occur practically at tidewater, whereas those mentioned are all inland ports. The New Orleans fair was at tide water, but. through lack of preparation and breadth of scope, it was a failure. The Midwinter Fair of San Francisco, which was at best but a dim reflection of the Chicago World's Fair, will not be considered In this connection. It will, consequently, be observed that there have been two potent factors in de ciding the names of the expositions and fairs mentioned: First, the events which they commemorate or celebrate, and, sec ond, the location, -constituting the area on which the great events were celebrated or carried out. Now, as to the style men tioned for Oregon's fair. "The Oregon-Oriental Universal Fair" It is not too long, and Is not void of sug gestions indicating its great .scope and purport. Some might wish to substitute "Portland" for "Oregon," but where only one can be used, "Oregon" Is unques tionably the right name. Portland will get the benefit and realize the "proof of the pudding in the eating." "Oriental" not only suggests that the fair will have many strong world features from Asia, but that our Federal Government will ask all Oriental countries to enter extensively Into the enterprise and lay a broad foun dation for future commerce. In addition. this would say to the world that the greatest event which has ever happened In the industrial line Is to take place on the shores of the Pacific; and It is to bo a commercial highway, enabling all Orien tal peoples to heartily participate. "Uni versal" suggests that here will be the best and latest experiment of friendly rivalry In the peaceful arts, of all the world, both civilized and barbarian. There were powerful reasons, largely local In their nature, which influenced other expositions. Here on the western edge of the American Continent, with the boundless Pacific, on one side and all of America, with her advanced life for the masses, and 80,000,000 of people on the oth er, is to be the remarkable commingling of the nations, the experiment of the ages, the crowning effort of the world s civilization. While Philadelphia emphasized patriot ism and nationality and Chicago marked an era of great progress and the growth of brotherly love among the peoples of the earth, and St. Louis will rejoice over the fact that the Mississippi Valley was saved to the United States by Thomas Jefferson, yet Oregon's celebration will be on still broader and higher lines. Here Is to be the trystlng-place. as It were, for the representatives of the powers of the earth. Here Influences are to be generated which are to enter the mass of multiplied mill ions of humanity inhabiting Asia and the Orient, and teach them how to live teach them how to walk on the higher plane of human existence, whether It be called Buddhism. Christianity or brotherly love. Hence, the title to designate such an event may not inappropriately be "The Oregon-Oriental Universal Fair." Such a fair so managed as to reach up to Its highest possibilities would set in fluences to work which, in all probability. might double the present population of Portland In 10 years after the close of the exposition. It is to the Interest of every Inhabitant of Oregon to have Port land become a great metropolis. It would Increase the comforts and reduce the cost of daily living. It would build a New York for the Northwest, and the Pacific Ocean would become the highway of the greatest volume of commerce the world has ever known to be tributary to any one port We are the greatest producer In the world of practically all the articles which man must have for dally sustenance and comfort. We produce more of provisions and bread-stuffs for food than any other nation; we produce more of cotton for clothing: more of iron ore and copper for use in manufacturing; more of coal for heating and use In the domestic arts and Industries; more of petroleum for light; have better manufacturing facilities; more ingenious machinery and skilled workmen than any other nation, and a more effective railway system for trans porting these commodities, natural and manufactured, to the water's edge, and a great ocean on each side to float them to every part of the world. We have all the articles that the world requires for dally use. gOur rivals, though numerous, have not the facilities of pro duction which we possess; but if we deal fairly by our customers, why may we not then continue to lead, and why should there be any possible failure in our con tinuing to lead the world In International commerce? Portland is America's natural gateway to the Orient. NOTE AND COMMENT. There ought to be' no difficulty In float ing the stock of the cork trust , The Texas cyclone can scarcely hope to do anything with Mrs. Nation's record. Bryan is making an Eastern trip sans speeches. He will have difficulty estab lishing his identity. If King Edward "feels unable to run his empire, he should remember that Richard Croker is close at hand. That $23,OCO,000 check of J. P. Morgan's was worth more per word than one of Rudyard Kipling's poems. Denmark will have to mark those isl ands down if she expects to find a cus tomer on this side of the Atlantic. Perhaps after the Cubans see General Miles In full regalia they will feel dif ferently about wanting their Independence. Joaquin Miller has gone to Texas to live. Their elements expressed their sen timents regarding his action on Satur day. If Senator Mitchell can discover the Oregon kibosh any place around Wash ington he will do his state a. service that amounts to something. In Missouri an egg has been discovered bearing the legend. "Prepare, for the end Is near." The advice was evidently in tended for the occupant of the shell, but was written on the Inside by mistake. At various times the municipal corpora tion or Liverpool nas obtained powers, from Parliament to borrow sums (amount ing altogether to $2,000 000 for the demoli tion and Improvement of property found to be unsanitary. This large amount has already been expended, with the excep tion of about $35,000. The number of houses which have thus far been demolished by the Municipal Council as unfit for hab itation is 65C0. Liverpool has now In course of erection 1S3 houses for the poor. There Is an application before the Liver pool Local Government Board for permis sion to borrow $267,500 to build 20S such houses. .Colonel Plumer, who made such splen did efforts to relieve Mafeking from the north with his wholly Inadequate force. Is a very quiet mannered, courteous gen tleman. He invariably wears a well screwed in eyeglass and he gives his or ders In the form of requests in much ijhe same tone as a sympathetic dentist might use to a patient in the chair. "Sergeant! You see that cloud of dust on the right? Try a little pompom please. Thank you, that Is very nice; Just a little more, please a little to the right. Thank you!" "Ask Mr. A., please, to try the 15-pound- ers on the low kopje to the right." Tho eyeglass never drops, even under the hot test fire. There is a very bright little girl In De troit whose mother Is now trying to teach her that she can use her tongue with both truth and diplomacy. This Is a dif ficult task, as the child does a great deal of reasoning for herself, and has the straightforward logic of an unprejudiced mind. A certain incident led up to this training. The father had a high-salaried position In a leading factory. The institution was absorbed by a trust and the father thrown out of employment In the heat of his wrath he repeatedly declared that all trust and monopoly magnates were rob bers and thloves', and the little daughter Implicitly believed him. He happens to be one of those rare men whom, it Is very difficult to replace, and he was offered his former position. But, being shrewd and knowing his own worth, he was not to be had except for some stock in addition to his salary- So he became part of the trust, but did not understand why the little daughter looked at him so doubtlngly and was more conservative In the bestowal of her caresses. One evening there was com pany at the house, and the host became Involved In a heated political debate with a peppery guest The former made a statement which the latter flatly denied. "Why, my dear man," laughed the host, "you don't mean to call me a liar?" "No, he don't," declared the little one, as sha sprang In front of the visitor and glared at him with flaming eyes, "and I won't have It My papa Is a robber and a thief, but he Is no liar!" , Explanation as above was soon secured from the child, and the hilarity following the expose was the Joy of the evening. PLEASANTRIES OF PAUAGItAPHERS A Sure Sl?n. "I am certain that Mlnnlo Intends to marry Frank." "What makea you so certain?" "I heard her scolding him for sending her such valuable presents." Harlem Life. Widower (introducing middle-aged and wealthy fiancee) Come here, children, and give this lady a ki-s. This is the new mam ma I promised to bring ou. Little Tommy But. papa, she Isn't new. Tlt-Blts. Interchange of Confidence. "And now. mr boy. don't have anv iecrets from your father. What are your college debts? Don't be afraid to tell me the sum total, to the last cent' "I won't, father. The whole amount Is ?r327 50." "I thank you for your confidence, my boy, and I will bo equally frank. You may pay those debts thebest way you can." Chicago Tribune. A Literal Impression. "Some of your pun ishments are very peculiar." said the stranger in Asia. "Do jou think so?" responded the Chinese statesman distantly. "Yes: take, for instance, all this nonsenso about yellow Jack ets and peacock feathers, and self-inflicted ,n, "Some of your modes of censure lmprew me as peculiar, too." was the grave reply: "for instance, that strange practice of humiliating an offlciil who offends by taking him before a tribunal and whitewashing him." Washington Star. Victim of n. Delunlon. Chicago Tribune. "I have always thought I would like to live in Washington City." "What for?" "What for? 80 I could be In dally touch with the country's great men." "Say, If j'ou want to cherish the Idea that the country sends its great men to Washington; old fellow, don't go there." The Fornlen Graveyard. May Rapley McNabb In Boston Transcript No costly granite marks the graes. No fresh-cut flowers grace. No new-made footprints In the clay, ' To tell a well-loved place; Only a few old, tottering stones Grown weary with the years. With faded letters worn and dim, But more with rain than tears. Acres a grave with sunken breast A timid wild rose creep. Who knows but 'neath Its perfumed leaves A pltjlng heart It keeps! Sometimes a wild bird rests upon A crumbling rock and 3lngs; Who knows but from a pitying heart That tender note he brings? Here lies a gravo so short and small, 'Twould touch a mother's heart; Within some breast at some sweet time It held a larger part. And here around a faded name, Are green and clinging vines; Who knows with what a pitying touch The tender Ivy twines? And here's a long anO narrow gravo, With naught to mark the place Except a blue forget-me-not. That lifts Its dainty face; But who can say it blooms less fair Upon the pauper's bed Than where yon tottering stone Is seen Above his neighbor's head? The wind blows sadly through the pines; Alone. It seems to sigh. Forgotten, whisper low the leaves That rustlo softly by. But aht we do not need to He Beneath a stone to be Forgotten and alone; perhaps They live In memory. u