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For sale In New Orleans by Ernest & Co., 113 Royal street. On file in Washington D. C., with A. W. Dunn. BOO Hth N W. For sale in Denver. Colo., by Hamilton & Kendrlck. 006-812 Seventh street. TODAY'S WEATHER-Falr; variable winds, mostly northerly. i PORTLAND, MONDAY, JANUARY 2S. The way to get rid of Mrs. Nation and all her hysterical ilk of Kansas Is to repeal the prohibition law of the state. That law is a farce and fraud. It is utterly dishonest. Enforcement of It is not wanted by the body of the people, or there would be no liquor saloons. Tho law Is a monument of political cowardice. These proceedings will go far toward procuring its annulment. It never pays to be dishonest on public questions, any more than In private matters. A similar dishonesty was the repeal of the canteen regulation, recent ly, by a cowardly Congress. It will re turn to plague Its inventors. The whole basis of the life of man is to let indi viduals do as they please, and then hold them responsible for their acts and the consequences. Why doesn't Mrs. Nation use her hatchet on those who Beek liquor and get drunk? They are the actual offenders. If she has a drunken husband or brothers, let her chop them up. They are the ones re sponsible for the evils of drunkenness, and the world would be better without them. It Is not the "crib" woman who is responsible for the social evils, but the men who seek her. It Is not the Baloon-keeper who is responsible for the liquor excess, but the drinkers, who create his "place" by their demand for It It Is not the keeper of the "game" who Is responsible for the evils of gam bllng, but the persons whose demand creates the game and supports it. But the disposition of many reformers is more to hold the principals In these vices to account. Hence, the effort to work reform backwards; and hence Its difficulties and failures. This poor fel low can't resist the seduotions of drink; that poor fellow can't resist the seduc tions of the painted woman; the other poor fellow can't resist the seductions of the gaming table. And all of these poor fellows are a cheap lot, none of them worth saving, and the world would be better without them. The "trusted agent" of a Manila firm, who sought out Aguinaldo in some un named place at some unspecified time, was "astonished at his knowledge of the history of the United States." Ho marveled, and well he might. For Agulnaldo's studies in American his tory leads him to rejoot amnesty for this reason: To accept amnesty means shame, Infamy, slavery, degradation. The question that arlsos Is, of course, what particular chapter of American history has shown Aguinaldo that to accept amnesty from the United States means all or any single one of the igno minious lots he views as inevitable? "Was It the care and guardianship of the Indian tribes, whose surrenders to American authority gave them better support and truer liberty than they could achieve for themselves? "Was it the surrender of Mexico in 1847, and our subsequent payment to her of millions In money, and neighborly friendship ever since? "Was it the am nesty extended to the survivors of the Confederate Army who sit in the Cab inet, command our armies and control the legislation of Congress? Is it in one or all of these that Aguinaldo traces the inevitable slavery and degra--datlon visited upon the United States by those wh surrender to its sover eignty and swear allegiance to Its au thority? Whatever similarity there Is between Aguinaldo and George Wash ington, there Is at least none In the basis of their Insurrections. One pro tested against mlsgovernment, the oth er revolted upon the transfer of sov ereignty before the acceding power had had opportunity to put its administra tion into operation. The American Col onists asserted their wrongs In the Im mortal Declaration. The wrongs of Aguinaldo are his catalogue of fictitious, results of amnesty. In one short sen tense, the Philippine dictator and assas sinator gives the lie to everything that goes before. He will form a govern ment, he says, patterned mainly upon the United States. That Is. he wants a regime of "shame. Infamy, slavery and degradation " If he believed what he said about amnesty, he would not be talking of American Ideals. The worthiness of a man's ambition tor the United States Senate depends upon two things his motive and his fitness. If he covets It for the honor and the opportunity of usefulness It af fords, and If thraugh quality and force of character he is equipped for useful ness in the place, the aspiration is legit imate and praiseworthy, and its real ization is a public blessing. But If he covets it merely as the prize of intrigue and unscrupulous self-seeking, a3 a means to his own Instead of the public ends, without exceptional capacity for statecraft or affairs, his ambition is one that ehould be rebuked, in "the Interests of public policy and common honesty. When a man of Mr. Corbett's high character and demonstrated force in affairs is willing to serve a state in the capacity of United States Senator, the opportunity to secure his services should be gladly availed of. The differ ence between a big man willing to de vote his high talents to the public serv ice, and a little man striving for things above his capacity Is very great, but Is not always appreciated. The main point In this matter Is to find out which of the two courses is the better for the state, and not to make the election a mere scramble for the gratification of personal ends and factional ascendency. It is not creditable to our Legislature that It has always shown the disposi tion to subordinate the welfare of the state to the desires of professional spoilsmen. What the politicians want Is "patronage." What the state needs is efficient service. At this critical time Oregon needs at Washington a man who can achieve things for us, through his standing among men, the weight of his influence and his proven efflclency In achievement. Measured by this standard, none of Mr. Corbett's com petitors are to be named In the same day with him. If he is defeated, it will be because the Interests of the state have been sacrificed to personal ends. President McKlnley's open antago nism to the expedient of cutting down Southern representation in Congress and the Electoral College has been ex plained as a recognition of his disrepu table Southern support in the last two National conventions. It Is possible, however, that It rests upon the more statesmanlike basis of a belief that under wise policies a Republican party can be built up in the South, capable of drawing to Itself elements of social and commercial strength. This is indi cated by a special dispatch to the Prov idence Journal from Columbia, S. C, which affirms that the Washington Ad ministration Is about to adopt a new policy In that state, by which disaffect ed Democrats will be brought into the Republican fold. The Administration, it is said, Is to discontinue all further official appointments of negroes, and those now in office will be replaced by white Republicans as soon as. their terms expire. In this way It Is hoped that Southern business men In that state will have a valid excuse for breaking loose from old political affilia tions and openly joining the Repub lican party, as the majority of them have developed a strong support of the Administration's tariff and financial policy. This story may not reveal act ual plans held at Washington so much as It does the desire of Southern men who are tired of 3ryanlsm; but even In that case It has elements of reas surance. It points to a willingness on the part of at least some Southern Democrats to leave their party, as soon as the fear of negro domination and negro officialism is removed. In this view, negro disfranchisement, appar ently to be universal In the Southern States, may Itself have paved the way for breaking up the Solid South, and permitting its men to divide politically on grounds of rational and National issues. In another column appears a discus sion of Government aid for Irrigation, by Secretary Hitchcock. It may be of fered as an impressive and pertinent exhibit In the changed public opinion which once opposed, but now favors, use of public money for this purpose. Mr. Hitchcock's study of the arid land problem has convinced him that the reclamation of our vast rainless region is practicable and will pay in the de velopment of miillcna of acres and the support of 50,000,000 people; that no agency can so well do this work as the Federal Government, which owns the land and must In any event exercise control over the land and the water rights; and that this Government un dertaking Is rendered Imperative by the simple fact that efforts In this direction, made by private enterprise, have re sulted In financial failures. This is the conclusion of students of the arid land problem, almost without exception. The undertakings; are of such magnitude, and though of ultimate National profit so prolonged between Investment and return, that without Government par ticipation In the matter, these lands will continue to He unproductive, and the waters of the mountains will be spent as now in wasteful and devasta ting floods. The difficulty, of course, is in the conservatism of Congress and in the active opposition of Eastern States, Jealous of the Far West's growing power In wealth and politics. These will urge the plea of economy, which has been invoked against every form of internal Improvements, whether Pa cific railroads, canals, public buildings, or rivers and harbors. Advance In pub lic sentiment on this important prob lem is. rapid now, but has a tremendous amount of resistance to overcome. Un fortunately, the West is too often dis posed to exaggerate Its relative weak ness in Congress by sending weak men to Washington and keeping Its strong est men at home. One of the planks In Mr. Corbett's platform is liberal in ternal Improvements. If he is elected, the arid and semi-arid regions of Ore gon will have In him a moat effective champion. TIP TO THE PRUNEGROWER. - Prunegrowers of Marion County, and perhaps some other sections of the Wil lamette Valley, did not, as the sequel has proved, handle the dried prune product of last season wisely. They find themselves at the beginning of the year with a promise of a full new crop, a few months hence, still holding a considerable bulk of the last year's product, without prospect of moving it profitably. This surplus, owing to a variety of conditions, could have been sold last Fail, when fresh and in ex cellent condition, at good prices. But it is said growers allowed a difference of from a quarter to half a cent be tween the asking and offering price to spoil the market. There are some exigencies, of course, which the most sagacious producer cannot foresee, but general experience has shown that he is wise who accepts a fair price for the products of his farm as soon after harvest as such price Ib offered. Controlled by the law of de mand and supply, the market Is, or may be, a constantly shifting proposi tion. This is, perhaps, especially true of the prune market. Into the demand of which, as cited by our Salem cor respondent yesterday, other fruits en tered. The Pacific Coast should have a greatly widened market for dried prunes through American occupation of the Philippines and the growth of American commerce In Asiatic ports generally. There Is reason for the be lief that the addition of dried prunes to the Army ration of our soldiers In trop ical islands would be of immense value to them, which is justly the first con sideration, and then to the prunegrow ers of the Pacific Coast. The addition of a healthy, suitable subacid dried .fruit to the Army ration would save the country enormously In Its hospital supplies, including quinine, and In the effectiveness of its troops. One does not need to be a prunegrower with a large surplus of dried prunes in stock awaiting market to be able to subscribe fully to this statement. It Is sufficient that he be possessed of ordinary knowl edge of hygiene and have his attention called to the matter through testimony readily obtainable. Certainly, with this evidence as supplemental to the legiti mate efforts of Pacific Coast prune growers to open a market for dried prunes, it should not long be said that the soldiers serving In the Philippines get only small quantities of dried fruit, and this at long Intervals. The ques tion may be said to be "up to the prunegrower." Proper measures should at once be taken to bring it up to the President, who, by the terms of the new Army bill, Is arbiter in the matter of the Army ration. THE TRAMP EVIL. The experience of Massachusetts with the tramp evil seems to be conclusive that the uniform exaction of work will do more than anything else to check and finally do away with this social plague. In the year 1899 the cases of vagrancy In Massachusetts numbered 207,081, and the cost to the state was $33,086. The tramps prefer the towns, like Worcester, which shelter and feed vagrants, but do not make them work, to Springfield and Boston, which shel ter and feed the vagrant far better than Worcester, but exact work. Worcester, which feeds its tramps at the police station on nothing but crack ers costing 1 cents per tramp per meal, harbors. In the course of the year, one tramp for every nine Inhabitants, while Springfield escapes with only one to thirty-five, and Boston Is burdened with one tramp for every twenty-one inhabitants. The tramp abhors work; and the ex perience of Worcester proves that the way to multiply tramps is to feed and shelter them without requiring any re turn in work. Springfield gives the tramp food and shelter, for which he must saw one-fourth of a cord of wood. The neighboring city of Holyoke, which provides lodging at the police station, but no food, harbored double the 1472 tramps entertained by Springfield, lodg ing one tramp for every thirteen of the population, while Chicopee handles one tramp for every six of her population, like Holyoke furnishing lodging, but no food and exacting no work. That is, no food and no work Is preferable to food obtained by work. It is clear why thlB should be so, when we remem ber that the tramp can generally get food at the hospitable back doors, but seldom can get shelter, which is indis pensable in the inclement Winter oE New England. The mere rumor that Chicopee was to establish a woodyard in 1895 reduced the nightly arrival of tramps at the police station from twenty-five to six, but the moment the report was con tradicted the normal average was' re gained. Some twenty years ago va grancy was a great evil in Vermont. During the Summer months these va grants lived by fishing, pot-hunting and poaching; dwelt In camps In remote and unvlslted spots and led an easy and en joyable kind of gipsy life, but severe Winter weather sets In early in Novem ber in New England, and these vagrants always managed to commit some tri fling misdemeanor that would insure their confinement In the county jail through the Winter, which meant light, heat, cards, tobacco and salacious con versation with their fellows In the com mon room of the county; jail. In the Spring they were fat, ragged and saucy, ready to begin again their Indolent outdoor life of poaching and begging until Winter came again. But the state built a workhouse, and every person convicted of petty crimes is sent thither, where he Is confined In a cell at night, and during daylight he is compelled to put in his time dressing stone in the open air all Winter. This workhouse dispersed the vagrants, for it not only meant hard work but It meant hard outdoor work in an In clement Winter; it meant solitary con finement; it meant deprivation of cards, tobacco and conversation. When you make It unpleasant for a tramp by forcing him to work for his food and shelter, he will either reform or he will cease to plague your coasts with his presence. A PEW FACTS OX SUBSIDIES. Mr. Chauncey Depew, who repre sents Interests which have much In common with those of Mr. Griscom, Mr. Rockefeller and other impover ished patriots who are endeavoring to sail ships in competition with the rest of the world, has added his tribute to the shipping subsidy bill. Mr. Depew presents no new arguments in favor of the graft, but merely clothes the old and oft-repeated pleas In charming De pew language. The extraordinary ef forts which Mr. Depew.and his fellow ptarlots are making to get the measure through at the present session of Con gress show that they realize that for the measure It Is clearly a case of now or never, for the American merchant marine Is growing at a pace never be fore attained. The Standard Oil Com pany, which charters more ships than any other concern in the world, and also owns a big fleet of sailing vessels flying the British flag, has Just received from the yards of Arthur Sewall, at Bath, Me., a large four-masted steel ship, which they are loading with oil for the far East. The cost of this ves sel was 53000 less than she could be built for In a foreign yard. Her crew, with the exception of master and mate, will be hired in New York, at exactly the same wages as are paid for sailors manning the British ships owned by the Standard Oil Company. The Sewall yards have contracts ahead for several more of these modern-built freighters, which can sail on any sea In the world on even terms with the fleets of any other nation. Even modern-built craft flying the American flag today is making big profits for its owners, and even the an cient wooden vessels are selling at higher prices than they have com manded for more than ten years. These facts cannot be concealed from the peo ple much longer, and it is accordingly of the utmost importance for the Bub sidy grafters that the $180(000,000 Job is railroaded through Congress at the ear liest possible moment The obsolete and disgraceful maritime laws of this country are fully entitled to all of the scoring they received from Senator Vest Wednesday. For maritime ex pansion to reach its greatest possible development we stand more In need of the repea of some of the laws on the statute-books than we do of the enact ment of new ones. Out here on the Pacific Coast, the re peal of that antiquated statute forbid ding Americans to buy ships as other nations buy them where they can be procured the cheapest would bring a big fleet under the American flag within thirty days. Less than six months ago a prominent Callfor nlan, tiring of keeping his capital lying Idle while British and German buyers were picking up ships wherever they could find them, bought three big Brit ish ships, and, in order to get them as near his home as possible, registered them at Victoria, B. C. They are earn ing enormous dividends for their Amer ican owner, but he is prohibited from sailing them between American" ports, and cannot fly the Stars and Stripes from the masthead, as he would like to do. They add no prestige to the Ameri can flag and disburse no "home port" expenses in an American port. Ameri can shipping, even under the enormous handicap of ancient and costly hamper ing laws, is moving forward with giant strides, and it will do so without the aid of a subsidy.' If we desire to Increase the pace and swell the fleet Into big proportions, as Germany has done In a very few years, we must adopt the methods which have proved so success ful with that nation, as -well as with Great Britain. The old English method of electing Kings by the popular assembly, or wl tan, started from a Teutonic custom, and still survives In the constitution. Edward VII has succeeded to the king ship through the some Parliamentary process. The right of Parliament has been clouded at times In English his tory by the custom of hereditary suc cession, which was engendered of feu dalism, but the popular prerogative has always been wrested back and reas serted. Thus the succession has always been regarded as elective, and not as absolute. The principle of election has even been so far advanced at periods as to result in the deposition of Kings. Several old English sovereigns were deprived of their thrones. Edward II in 1327, Richard II In 1399, and James II In 1688, gave up their scepters at Parliamentary demand. Parliament has not alone deposed Kings and elect ed successors, but It has changed the line of succession. In the reign of Henry VIII, the succession to the crown was ordained by Parliament, and Henry conformed his will -to the enactment. In the Revolution-Settlement of 1688, after the high-handed Stuart Kings, with whom Parliament waged its last struggle, excepting, pos sibly, that with George III, Parliament negatived in very definite terms the absolute hereditary right. English hab it Is so conservative that It still follows the precedent of hereditary succession, but it does so because rulers themselves do not violate the precedents of the constitution. Mr. A. E. Gebhardt, secretary of the Oregon Fish and Game Association, has taken pains to group In one bill all ex isting game and trout laws, and' It has been introduced in the Legislature with the Indorsement of sportsmen. It is House bill 110. It Is an orderly ar rangement that Is sadly needed, for acts relating to game protection are scattered confusedly throughout many volumes of codes and session laws. Neither Mr. Gebhardt nor the associa tion which he represents seeks to dic tate what shall be game law. They leave to the judgment of the Legisla ture what shall be close seasons, du ties of the Game Warden and penalties. All they ask is that the harmony of the bill and Its orderly arrangement shall not be disturbed. It is a small favor they ask, and it should be grant ed. Thl3 Idea of codifying laws, bearing on general subjects Is a good one, and should be applied to mining, horticul ture, National Guard and many other topics. It looks as if several members of the Multnomah delegation in the Legisla ture, whose wisdom in its loftiness and profoundness has been all-sufficient for criticism of former Portland charters, have even less acumen than their pred ecessors to boast of for formulation of a new Instrument. If they have not yet made the discovery they will find out later, if not sooner, that it is easier to denounce for the purpose of getting elected than to do so for the purpose of getting re-elected. Barbers dislike working 365 days In the year. Nobody blames them. They dislike working 12 hours a day. Nobody blames them. But cannot their union enforce, equity for Its members without statute? If not, all barbers are not a unit on Sunday closing. It has not been demonstrated that they who like being overworked should not be allowed to enjoy "the pleasure, or that they who cannot endure the vocation cannot do something else. These figures reveal the extraordi nary change that has taken place In imports and exports of steel, to and from the United States within twenty years: Imports. Exports. 1SS0 $ 04.000.720 S 14,710.524 1000 20,470.524 121,658,344 This change has been effected in the face of the severe competition of the world. Does this industry stand In need -of a protective tariff, further? Portland citizens may not swindle for fear of the law, but they may cozen the Assessor and get recognition for pre-eminent virtue. The .Senate refuses to abolish the stamp tax on bank checks. It is a wise decision, which ought to prevail In conference. The bill to stop "treating" must be for the purpose of saving legislators from being preyed upon by their con stituents. The Emperor of Germany is now a British Field Marshal. Again, "Blood is thicker than water." Agulnaldo's interview sounds like it might have been written by a Boston anti-imperialist. GOVERNMENT AID FOR IRRIGATION Secretary Hitchcock, of tho Interior Depart ment. One-third of the whole area of the Unit ed States, exclusive of Alaska and the outlying possessions, consists of vacant public lands open for entry and settle ment under the Homestead Act. This third includes some of the richest agri cultural lands of the world, but there is one obstacle which prevents its utiliza tion the scarcity of water. There Is a considerable amount of water in this vast area, but It is so sit uated that artificial means must be pro vided for conserving the floods and dis tributing the needed supply. When this is done, there will be opportunities for thousands or even for millions of homes within a part of the United States now almost uninhabited. The creation of these homes would add enormously to he ma terial wealth of the nation, and the utili zation of the additional farming land will in no way reduce the value of the land now cultivated. The crops produced in the arid regions are entirely distlhct in their nature from those of the humid East, and seek other markets; while the possible population of the country west of the Mississippi will so enhance the volume. of trade and manufacture throughout the rest of the country' as to make more valuable the productive areas adjacent to the great industrial centers of the East, In my annual report I have estimated that 600,000,000 acres of public land remain west of the Mississippi River, on which there is water sufficient for the reclama tion of at least 74,000,000 acres. A still larger area can probably be brought under cultivation tlfrough the complete conservation of floods and pumping of water from underground. This, however, could be accomplished only through laws providing for ' an administration of the lands In accordance with their available water supply. That this huge acreage, capable of sus taining under proper Irrigation a popula tion of at least 50,000,000, should remain practically a desert, Is not ip harmony with the progressive spirit of the age. The fundamental question Is whether it would pay to store and control the storm and flood waters. The average cost per acre of a properly constructed Irrigation system necessarily varies with local con ditions. The remarkable results accom plished in the valley of the Nile, in prac tically redeeming Egypt from a state of bankruptcy, should encourage a most liberal consideration of our own problem. Under a Joint resolution of Congress of March 20, 1888, directing the Secretary of the Interior to make an investigation of that part of the arid lands of the United States where agriculture is carried on by means of irrigation, as to the natural advantages for the storage of water for Irrigating purposes, etc, a number of reservoir sites have been selected and approved by the department. These sites were Intended to be used in connection with a general plan under control of the United States. No appropriation has yet been made for the inauguration of such a system, but the results of investigations conducted under the supervision of the Director of the Geological Survey have been brought to the attention of Con gress. The interest of the public is manifest in the formation of associations in dif ferent parts of the country to promote the examination of water and forest re sources. Large sums of money have been subscribed, and the parties in interest have had the co-opera tton of various bu- reaus, notably the hydrographlc branch of the Geological survey. The appropriation for that office was increased by the last Congress from $50,000 to $100,000. The development of Irrigation has here tofore proceeded almost wholly along the lines of building small Individual and co operative ditches. The opportunities for extending and multiplying these are, how ever, limited, as the lands most easily ac cessible for water supply have already passed under individual ownership. There remain large bodies of public land, for which water can be' obtained only at great expense, although the cost per acre may not exceed that of the small system. Further extension of the Irrigable area rests In the building of great storage res ervoirs and canals. Progress In the construction of these large works of reclamation has come practically to a standstill, as such works have almost without exception proved financial failures, while the small co operative ditches built by the landowners have been conspicuously successful. The large works, while causing loss to their owners, have, on the other hand, been of advantage to the communities and to the state as well as to the nation; but It Is improbable that investors will continue a philanthropic enterprise. The cause of failure of these works has been that their owners can not secure for themselves the increase in value which has directly or Indirectly resulted from their construction. It is evident that if further reclamation is to take place, it must be through governmental action. Facts Without Comment. New York Sun. The annual pension appropriation bill now before Congress carries $145,245,230. This Is the largest appropriation on re ord. The amount to be appropriated this year for pensions, SG years after the close of the Civil War, to which the enormous charge Is chiefly due, exceeds the ag gregate payments on the samo account during the five years from 1879 to 1SS3 Inclusive. It is more than double the appropria tion for 1890, 11 years ago. It is more than double the expendi tures of the Federal Government, for ail purposes, in 1S61, the first year of the Civil War. It nearly equals the total expenditures of the Federal Government, excluding in terest on the public debt, in 1871, only 30 years ago. It Is more than five times what the Re public was paying for pensions in 1S78, 13 years after the end of the Civil War. The total number of pensioners now on the roll is 993,529. Ten years ago there were 537,944. Twenty years ago there were 250.802. The total number of new claims allowed last year was 40.643. exceeding by more than 2000 the reduction occasioned In the roll by the deaths of old pensioners, 36 years after the end of the Civil War. Greatly Loved nnd Respected. Chicago Tribune. Few sovereigns have commanded so much respect and admiration from the world at large. No other sovereign has been so universally loved and respected by the English people. , . Wnltlnsr In n Restaurant. Grand Rapids Press. I gaily ordered celery and puree of preen peas; I've waited fifteen minutes, and have neither - one of these. ' 'Tis so long since I ordered the fish I quite forget What kind it was, but anyway I haven't een it yet. A "prime sirloin of beef" would do, cr slice- of roasted pork. Out all I see before me Is my plate and knife and fork. How good It looks upon the card the "curry of Spring lamb"! But I'd be glad to simply see a slice of cold boiled ham. There arc some other things to read, as "ver micelli cake," And "macaroni au frornage," but if I had a steak. Or Just a piece of toasted bread, or tiny bit of cheese. 'Twould help me live, while waiting for the "puree of green peas." I sit here, silently and wan, and try to feast my eyes On "apple cobbler cream sauce," and several kind of pies. "Coffee" looks well when printed, and so does "lemon Ice," But to see one thing materialize, would be so very nice! I have read the menu over from "consomme" to "tea." And sit here calmly waiting-, till the waitress waits on me. LESLIE STEPHEN ON ANTHSM. New York Commercial Advertiser. Leslie Stephen, president of the Eth ical Society, author of a treatise on the science of ethics, and one of the most accomplished of living English writers, gives expression to views In the January number of the Monthly Review which will fill our anti-imperialists with horror and amaze. He was moved to discuss the subject because of criticisms which were called out by his refusal to sign a protest against the Boer War. Nearly everything that he says has direct bear ing upon the question of continued op position to our war in the Philippines, and is, therefore, of keen interest to all persons on this side of the Atlantic who have suffered martyrdom of one kind or another because of their attitude toward that struggle. It is to be said at the outset, in traversing Mr. Stephen's views, that his general position is Identical with that taken by a large and distinguished body of men in this country since tho ratification of the treaty of Paris, In cluding Judge Tnft, Bishop Potter. Presi den Eliot, of Harvard; Charles S. Fair child and ex-Mayor Hewitt. Mr. Stephen says he declined to sign the protest because it argued in sub stance that the action of the English Government before the war had been criminal, a statement which, it seemed to him, "whether true or false, had be come an anachronism," since "whether Mr. Chamberlain's treatment of the Boers had been Immoral was for the time as obsolete as the question whether Pitt's declaration of war against the French In 1793 was Justifiable. We had some how got Into a bog and could only con sider how to get out of It." This Is very like what many persons of character and Intelligence and even keen moral sense have been saying in this country about our Philippine complications. Mr. Stephen goes even farther and lays down this broad ethical principle: "The folly or wickedness of bringing about a war does not alter the fact that a war, when once begun, has to be fought out, nor even prove that the victory of the wrong doer may not be the most satisfactory solution of the question." This will strike our anti-Imperialists as shockingly immoral, but there Is worse to come. We quote almost at random from Mr. Stephen's argument. Interna tional conflicts are one product of that "struggle for existence" which troubles many people by its apparent indifference to morality. The man of flint implements went out before the man who used iron; the aborigines of America and Australia have been extirpated by the Spaniard and the Englishman; and the same process is operative, however much the form of contest may be modified, all over the world. It underlies all the greatest move ments of the day. The historian, so far as he alms at scientific methods, must consider such processes simply as facts. He must record Impartially the series of events by which nations have grown and races succeeded, as the natural historian describes tho changes which have sub stituted the modern horse for the hip parlon. The victorious races may have won success by barbarous cruelty. The Saxon got rid of the Celt without pay ing any attention to the Sermon on the Mount. He succeeded not less, or pos sibly succeeded all the more, because he had never heard of that document. In later times war and conquest have laid the foundation of the most civilized races. We preach the Christian ethics, but we admit that in practice the code of the barbarian has answered better. Here is an Illustration which brings the question nearer to us: "Who are the rightful heirs of tho tribes who once occupied tho United States? The 'last of the Mohicans' died long ago, and we cannot expropriate the present possessors of Massachusetts and hand It over to any rightful heir. No rightful heir exists. Obyiously, In such cases we have to consider the actual state of things, and to admit that the abstract right has vanished with the original owners. When a wrong cannot be re dressed It ceases to have any bearing upon actual problems. Go far enough back, and at the origin of every political system you find either force and fraud or absurd doctrines as to the rightful grounds of action." It Is quite clear from these observa tions that Mr. Stephen would not con sider the question. Why Dewey did not sail away from the Philippines imme diately after the battle? Or its fellow, Did he or anybody else give Aguinaldo cause for thinking the Americans would help him set up an independent Filipino Government? relevant to the present sit uation in the islands. "The whole ques tion," he says, of whether such original claims "were morally right, or right upon, the old moral assumption, is one for antiquaries, and has no significance on actual questions." So, too, in regard to the responsibility of so-called great men for the events which seem to occur under their leadership, Mr. Stephen holds ob viously with Tolstoi, quoted by us a week ago, that these are merely the "name labels of history," the unconscious agents of the "march of human history and hu man life." He says of them: "They rep resent the forces, moral or Immoral, which are working the evolutionary pro cess. They may be selfish and have low ambltjons, even In a good cause. We may hold that the social evolution, whose instruments they are, is, on the whole, for the best, and that they are so far likely to be on the right side." So also in regard to the moral aspect of things. Mr. Stephen appears to share the view which many other wise and good and philosophic men have held before him, that there Is a higher wisdom, a clearer knowledge than ours upon this question, In accordance with which the affairs of the universe are conducted, for he has the courage to say: "The moralist, If he keeps to tho merely legal aspect of things, will denounce the 'lust of con quest' which leads to the absorption, of less civilized states. Yet, in point of fact, the process may be not only in evitable, and. so to speak, automatic, but really desirable on moral grounds." With that citation, wo leave the audacious pro fessor of ethics to the tender mercies of our anti-imperialists, the only real moral ists now extant upon the earth. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAORAPHERS Did It Well. Chawloy Gotrox I think It's delightful to have nothing to do. Dolly Dim ples And you do It so well, Charlie. Ohio State Journal. A Clear Field. Towne D'Auber tells me he's in love -with his art. Browne Is he? Well, ho need never have any fear of a rival. Phila delphia Press. Lady Most of your trouble, I suppose. Is due to drink? Tramp Well. yes. lady; it Is a good deal of trouble to get a drink sometimes. Philadelphia Record. , Too Bad. "My husband has had dyspepsia dreadfully lately. He has been such a suf ferer." "I am so sorry to hear It. I had no Idea that you were without a cook." Detroit Free Press. Sayings of Little People. Teacher And how do you know, my dear, that you have been christened? Scholar Pleas", mum, 'causa I got the marks on me arm now, mum. Leslie's Weekly. In London. "Tes," said the magazino editor, "we are trying to arrange a military sym posium." "Tes?" "Yes; we hope to publish articles by several well-known Generals, en titled. 'How I Didn't Catch De TVet.' "Puck. An Agreeable Form of Philanthropy. Mrs. Brown Wo are going to give a progressive euchre for the poor. I love to do something for the poor! Mrs. Jones So do I. I love to play progressive euchre for tbem. Brook lyn Life. Old Mrs. Bently Did ye hear how Mr. Brown Is gettln' on 7 Old Mr. Bently I heerd he took a relapse this momln'. Old Mrs. Bent ly (with a sigh) Well. I hope It will do the old soul good; but I hain't much faith In them new-fangled medicines. Tlt-BIts. Means the Same Thing. "Has she accepted you?" "Well, not In ao many words, but what she said amouxrts to the same thing." "What did sho say?" "She advised me to be economical and try to save up a little money, instead of buying flowers and theater tickets." Chicago Evening Post. NOTE AJJD COMMENT. The report that Aguinaldo was, dead is confirmed. But he is alive again now. If the French had given grip a milder name it wouldn't be half so hard to got over. The Kansas saloon-keepers probably spell Mrs. Nation's name with the prefix d-a-m. Grafting at Salem Is of all sorts. .Even the territory of one county Is not safe against another. It is a very insignificant Orogon town that does not have an amended charter before the Legislature. If John G. Woolley would beafc his speeches into brickbats, he could accomp lish more for his cause. Editorials of McBrldc organs at present are bringing out some very Interesting aspects of the China question. King Edward could hardly have seen more of his pictures In the papers If ha had married an American heiress. The King had better hurry up and ap point a competent press censor before Alfred Austin gets his copy ready. Now doth tho maiden who Is wise. Implore the man she loves. To rather hammer dynamite. Than put on boxing-gloves. The Oregon Legislature may abolish slot machines. The best way to do it is to kidnap Mrs. Nation and bring her out. The Ladies' Home Journal may now bo expected to publish a column of side talks with Queen Victoria by her cook's fourth cousin. Roosevek's press agent denies the re port that the wolves treed the Colonel. He says it was the wolves that climbed the tree. That California ballot-box which has been presented to McKIniey would be of more use to the party, if it had been held back for four years. It Is well that Congress has passed the anti-canteen measure. The Kansas saloon-wrecker might otherwise try her hand on the National Capitol. As long as it is only a weather prophet who Is going to the north pole, no one Is worrying. If there is anything in scriptural adage he will be highly hon ored up there. Fourteen men who had been exposed to the smallpox were confined in a Rochester saloon. The wise city officials who employ such a pesthouse are spared the expense of guards and locks. 'a he State of Washington will buy the Courthouse at Olympia for a Capitol. Thurston County has outgrown the struc ture, but the building is thought to bo sufficient for the state's purposes. Ha kicked about the taking out Of slot cigar machines. "Cigars come high," said he, "and I Can't buy them, on my means." Yet every smoke had kept him broke. For his experience Showed each cigar he'd won so far. Had cost Just eighty cents. Twins were born on a train which was speeding 40 miles per hour near Spokane last week. They have a good start in life, and if they can keep up the pace through life they ought to attain some thing. Homer Davonport's cartoons play havoo with the vanity of the subjects of soma of them, but they generally follow the chief rule of the cartoonist's art. which is to stick close to tho subject's mora prominent features, and make them funny by exaggerating tnem. In a speech which this cartoonist made at tho Quill Club In New York the other night he told a string of anecdotes about men whom ho had caricatured, and who generally ac knowledged that the artist's pencil had hit them off about right. A notable ex ception to this rule was Senator Spooner, who waxed exceedingly wroth at one of Davenport's cartoons of him, and his anger was not appeased until he took tho cartoon home and showed it to the baby, who promptly Identified it as papa. Lord Rosebery, in his book on Napoleon, speaks frequently of the Corsican con queror's admiration of Richardson's "Clarissa Harlowe." This reminds tho "Academy" of Hazlitt's quaint reason, printed in a footnote to one of his "Ta ble Talk Essays" in 1821 (a year In which it needed a bold man to admire Napoleon In print). During the peace of Amiens, HaiUtt wrote, a young English officer, of the name of Love lace, was presented at Bonaparte's levee. In stead of the usual question, "Where have you served, sir?" the First Consul Immediately ad dressed him: "I precelve your name, sir, Is tho same as that of the hero of Richardson's ro mance!" Here was a Consul. The young' man'B uncle, who was called Lovelace, told ma this anecdote, while we were stopping together at Calais. I had also been thinking that his was the same name, as that of the hero of Richardson's romance. This is one of my rea sons for liking Bonaparte. Senator Clem, of Linn County, seeks by legislation to abolish the time-honored custom of treating, and has introduced a bill making it an offense against the peaco and dignity of the State of Oregon to buy a man a drink in a saloon. The bill will, of course, receive the hearty support ot the members of both houses, for not only are all politicians (and the average legis lator Is something of a politician) rabid prohibitionists, but if thero Is any one place where treating is abhorred It Is in a political campaign. The candidate who buys a man a drink heaps insult on his head, and the practice la never resorted to before election. The only opposition which the bill Is likely to meet Is from ' organized charities, who will be com pelled to quench the thirst of those un fortunates who are suffering for whisky, and have no money to buy it. Heretofore it has been possible for them to stand around in saloons and look longingly at the bar until s6mo one asked them to tako a drink, but all this must be stopped, and they will have to be furnished Intoxi cants (In original packages only) from tue City Board of Charities and from the Willing Workers in the churches, who, of course, cannot stand idly by and see men perish for want of whisky. There is one thing, however, that Senator Clem overlooked. wch would have added to the friends he has made of all his brother members a host from the ranks of lov ers. He should have left out the word "Intoxicating," thereby extending the be nign Influence of his bill to the young man who looks upon tho return of the lee cream, soda season with feelings akin to horror. If it were a violation of the law to buy a girl a glass of ice cream soda tho young men of every city would soon accumulate enough money to get Into politics themselves, and in future years would secure legislation erecting a monu ment of idle soda fountains a mile high to the memory of their benefactor.