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For sale In New Orleans by Ernest & Co., 115 Royal street. On file In Washington D. C, with A. W. Dunn, 000 14th N. W. For sale in Denver, Colo., by Hamilton & Kcndrick, 908-812 Seventh street. TODAY'S WEATHER. Cloudy and threaten ing, with light rain; winds shifting so south erly. PORTLAND, TUESDAY, JANUARY 22. The greatest danger confronting the Multnomah delegation appears to be that they may And themselves unable to agree on the most important points In their proposed new charter. This "would not be an unmixed evil, badly as the city needs relief; for If a commis sion is to be selected to make a char ter for adoption In 1903, radical changes now, to be overturned by other radical changes in the commission's charter, would be of doubtful value, to say the least. The members of the delegation seem to agree upon the necessity of making numerous and extensive changes In the charter, but what points should be changed or what new meth ods substituted they have no uniform Idea. If we grant that the charter bill is to contain no ulterior schemes, it is nevertheless true that the delay in its consideration augurs 111 for its passage cr for popular approval. By this time it should have been printed. As It is not, and as public scrutiny must be counted upon, it would be wise for the joint delegation to hold open sessions at which citizens generally may be present to make representations. This has been done before, and wisely. The points agreed upon so far are not very premising. There is no particular re form in having the Mayor sorve with out salary. We may get men who are above the need of the money, but on the other hand we may get those who will have to use the office for profit In ob jectionable ways. The Oregonian would like to have the names and assess ments of heavy taxpayers who, Mr. Heltkemper says, favor the unjust scheme of saddling streets once im proved upon the city treasury. Under the British system of succes sion male heirs in the same degree of relation to the sovereign exclude fe males without any regard to priority of birth. "When King George IV, his brother. King William IV, and his older brother, the Duke of York, died with out issue, the next In line of succession to the throne was their younger broth er, Edward, fourth son of George IV, and who bore the title of the Duke of Kent. The Duke of Kent died before his elder brother, and left a daugh ter, whose rights to the throne under the British system of succession were superior to those of either of her father's younger brothers, the Dukes of Cumberland and of Sussex. Had Queen Victoria by any chance had a younger brother, the latter. Instead of herself, would have succeeded to the throne of England. Under the British system, if the sovereign leaves one daughter and a son who is her junior, It is the son who succeeds in preference to his elder sister, but if the sovereign leaves no son, but only a daughter and a brother and nephew, it Is the daugh ter and the latter's issue who succeed, as being in closer relationship to the throne. Had the succession of the Brit ish crown been ordered In accordance with the law of primogeniture, the widowed Empress Frederick would be the next heir to the British crown, while Emperor William would in due time have succeeded to her rights and worn the double crown of England and Germany, but under the British cognate system Emperor William's rights to the throne of Queen Victoria are subordi nated to those of the Prince of Wales, of the latter's children and grandchil dren of both sexes, to those of the daughters of the Duke of Edinburgh and their children, to those of the Duke cf Connaught, his children and their Issue, male ami female, and to the 5 oung Duke of Albany, his sister, and any children either might have. It is clear that, while Emperor William is In the line of succession to the British crown, he is too remote a possibility to be considered seriously in this charac ter. Another outbreak against high tariffs comes from the very citadel of protec tion. The Philadelphia North Ameri can has a cartoon representing a num ber of "dealers" fleeing to the National Capital pursued by a terrible wild boar labeled "Glass Trust," behind whioh is a skull marked "Competition" and a pair of bones inscribed "Commercial Liberty." Under this startling picture Is an announcement that the cry of tariff reform has been raised. "This is not the useless complaint of a beaten party," it says, "It comes from Penn sylvania, the very center of protection, and from Republican manufacturers whose political and commercial religion has been based on the doctrine of high tariff schedules." The demand Is for a revision of the Dlngley tariff by men who, the North American says, "have been Bepublican protectionists since first they entered the world of trade,. They are protectionists still. . . . But they find one feature of the Ding ley tariff not protection, but oppression, not a shield against cheap foreign com petition, but a weapon aimed at their own destruction. A prohibitive tariff has placed it in the hands of a combi nation of capital, and this trust for so these Bepublican manufacturers desig nate It is using it as a threat, not only to extort tribute In money, but to com pel abject servility in the general con duct of business." The North Ameri can says the culminating acts of tyr anny In a sustained policy of oppression occurred before the election. The vic tims kept still till after the election lest their revolt should help the Demo crats. "Now when their tfarty Is in control their protest is sure to be heard, and they can prevent too radical changes, or the entire destruction of the protection they now enjoy." What the Philadelphlans want is a reduction or withdrawal of duties on glass, so as to break the power of the glass trust. It Is quite obvious that If the Govern ment is to undertake irrigation work on any large scale, the first beginnings must be small and experimental. It is likely to be done in Arizona and Mon tana. Operations which have been planned, but which have not yet been presented to Congress for approval, In clude the damming of the Gila River near San Carlos, Ariz., and the divert ing of the waters of the St. Mary River In Montana from their natural course towards Hudson's Bay into the tribu taries of the Missouri. It Is estimated that these two projects will cost $3,000, 000. The Gila River already supplies water for irrigation along the upper course, but there is not nearly enough of It to satisfy the demands. Along the lower river the inhabitants are in greatly reduced circumstances owing to the scarcity of water. It is proposed to store the surplus of the Winter and Spring in a huge reservoir which can supply the irrigation ditches in the dry season. About 250,000 acres of land would be benefited by the storage. The St. Mary River, in Montana, is fed from the snows and glaciers of the Rocky Mountains. It flows Into two storage basins known as the Upper and Lower St. Mary Lakes. A short dis tance from the lower lake the plan is to cut a canal to a tributary of the Milk River, through which the waters of the St, Mary would find their way into the Missouri. It is believed that such a procedure would reclaim several hundred thousand acres of arid lands, which are fertile but cannot be settled now on account of tne lack of water. If either of these plans should be car ried out successfully by Congress, an Impetus would be given to the great general undertaking of turning 100,000, 000 acres of grazing country in the United States into profitable farming land. It is significant of the changing nature of public sentiment on this problem that the Kansas City Star, a firm opponent of paternalism in any form, now says: "Irrigation on a large scale Involves too many difficulties over water rights and other similar obsta cles to be undertaken successfully by private persons. Its accomplishment would appear to rest appropriately with the Government," A GREAT REIGX. Queen Victoria occupied the throne of Great Britain nearly 64 years, a period that stands for the longest and most beneficent period In English history in the sense that it has not only greatly enlarged the limits of English terri torial authority, but In the higher and nobler sense that it stands for greatly enlarged civil liberty and religious tol eration, for the advancement of science and art, the wide diffusion of popular education, the abatement of unjust laws, the purification of corrupt politics, the amelioration of poverty, Increased longevity due to sanitary reform, In creased popular happiness and social comfort due to better wages and more just and humane relations between em ployer and employed; far and beyond all other reigns it has been the age of scientific advancement and social re form. The literature of the sixty years of the reign of George III, including as it did Hume, Burke, Gibbon, Burns, Byron, Scott, Keats, Shelley, Coleridge and Lamb, was of more original qual ity than that of the Victorian age, but If we concede the first place in literary excellence and originality to the age of Elizabeth and concede the second place to the age of George III, we are safe to claim for the reign of Victoria the third place in the quality and splendor of Its literature. It is true that the poets of the Victorian age are not the peers of Byron, Shelley, Wordsworth and Keats, on whose milk they all were weaned; It is true that no political thinker of the" Victorian age has ap proached Burke In Intellectual power, philosophic insight and splendid imag ination. It is true that no orator 'of the Victorian age has been the peer of Fox or even Canning; nevertheless, Victoria's long reign, which included In its liter ary annals such men as Tennyson In poetry; Thackeray, Dickens, George Eliot and George Meredith in fiction; Macauiay, Grote. Green, Lecky, Froude, Freeman, Kinglake and Carlyle in his tory, will always be a period of most memorable literary production in the history of the British people. In the matter of the production of a very large quantity of excellent fiction, the Victorian period attests the sur vival of the dramatic aptitude that was the glory of the period of Elizabeth." After Fielding In the middle of the last century, the field of fine Action is bar ren up to the Victorian period, with ex ception of Jane Austen and Walter Scott. It is perhaps true that no Vic torian writer of fiction has equaled Scott, but in its cultivation of prose romance the literary workers of Vic toria's reign have vastly swelled the volume of sound and enduring English Action. In the "domain of philosophy, sociology, literary and art criticism and pure science, the Victorian age has given birth to Ruskin, Arnold, New man, Martineau, Bagehot, Darwin, Stuart Mill, Spencer, Huxley, Tyndall. The peculiar glory of the Victorian age is not, however, its splendid and versa tile literary fertility; that will always be secondary and almost Incidental to its renown as the great reform period in English science, society and politics. It is true that the reaction against the Tors' policy of George HL viciously per petuated by his son when Prince Re gent and King, had already set In before the accession of Victoria in 1837, so that her first Ministers were men of liberal instincts, like Lord Melbourne and Sir Robert Peel. The year of her accession saw the extinction of human slavery in the West Indies; then fol lowed the grant of home rule to rebel lious Canada; the repeal of the corn laws, the prohibition of female or child labor in the mines, the obliteration "of the civic disabilities of the Jews, the disestablishment of the Irish Church, the reform of the conditions of peasant land tenure in Ireland, the enlargement of the rights of labor, and the lifting of the right of divorce -above the limi tation of adultery. The strides of English science have been long and of far-reaching conse quence. The work of Lyell, Owen, Faraday, Huxley, Darwin, Spencer, has enlarged the domain of scientific thought beyond all English achieve ment since Newton, and the applica tion of steam to railway transportation by Stephenson is the greatest work since Watt Invented the steam engine. During all this time Great Britain, with the exception of the Crimean War of 1854-56, has been at peace with Europe but she has enormously Increased her territorial occupation of India, East and South Africa, while she is the real ruler of Egypt from Cairo to Khar toum. There has been no halt during all this sixty years; the pace has some times been slow, but there has never been a backward step taken. Reform, political and social, has been the policy of Great Britain during the whole of Victoria's reign, no matter whether a Liberal or a Conservative Ministry was In power. Industrlal'evolutlon with the new subjection of nature's forces to the wants of mankind stands for the prime product of the great reign that has just ended. From youth to old age Queen Victoria has always behaved with dig nity, humanity and patriotism; she kept her promise made at her corona tion to govern England through her Ministers, and to the last hour of her existence maintained her hold on the affection and respect of a people who have lbng ago ceased to entertain any obsolete, superstitious reverence for roy alty. It takes a strong character In a long life to endure prosperity, and Vic toria, measured by her moral dignity, her discretion, her humanity, her per sonal reserve under very trying circum stances; is worthy of a very honorable place In history. She has not con trolled events, for that Is Impossible for a sovereign under the English form of government; but she has done her duty with dignity and decency from girlhood to old age, and was altogether deserving of the enthusiastic love and affection with which she has been re garded always by the great nation she ruled so long. "THE AMERICAN DANGER." On the 1st of each December of the decennial year and the Intermediate fifth year a census of the population is taken In Germany. A striking present ment made In the enumeration just completed Is that of the marked In crease of population In the manufactur ing cities of the empire in the last five years. While Berlin and Hamburg show an increase of but 12 per cent, Nuremburg's population increased 60, Poseh GS.6, and Mannheim 43.6 per cent. The manufactures of these cities dif fer greatly In kind, from that of Cre feld, another manufacturing city of over 100,000 people, and which shows a significant decrease in population In five years. This Is attributable to the fact that It is a city of textile indus tries silks, velvets, woolen and cotton goods which were formerly exported to the United States, but which of late years are practically shut out by sim ilar goods that are now produced at home for the supply of the American market. Facts of this kind form the basis for grave discussion in German newspa pers of the "American Danger to Euro pean Industries." To avert this danger It Is generally conceded that Germany and indeed Europe must "fight Amer icanism with its own methods." That is to say, Improved and progressive methods in every department of indus try must be adopted, and more and more effective machinery must be used, In order that American goods may not be preferred on account of their su periority to the European product In the words of the Hamburger Freden blatt of December 8, as cited by Consul General Mason, of Berlin: Manufacturers, as well as merchants, must go to America, send thither, their assistants and worklngmen, not merely to superficially obsene the methods there employed, but to study them thoroughly, to adopt them, and wherever possible to Impro e upon them, -Just as the Americans have done and are still doing In Europe. Excellence and enterprise are the es sentials of modern trade. To ignore this fact and depend upon restrictive or retaliatlve legislation for industrial success is both useless and stupid. The "best" will make Its way everywhere eventually even to the ends cf the earth. A recognition of this fact and conformity thereto in European manu facturing methods will serve at least to minimize the "American Danger" with which the Industrial prosperity of old manufacturing cities of Europe Is threatened. VICTORIA, "THE STRONG." A recital of the leading Incidents In the life of Queen Victoria proves that this exceptionally fortunate and fa vored woman was not in any degree ex empt from the sorrows and disappoint ments that are the common lot. She was neither by nature nor education a woman of yielding disposition. Hence, resignation to the ordinary sorrows of a long life was not easy for her. In deed, it is not too much to say that, though widowed nearly forty years ago, while yet in the prime of her life, she never became reconciled to the grim fact of her widowhood, but grieved to the last at the loss of the husband of her youth, while the death of her mother, the aged Duchess of Kent, a few months before that of the Prince Consort, though in simple accordance with the laws of nature, was to her a lifelong sorrow. The persistence with which she mourned the death of hus band and mother through more than half her life may be taken as an index to the bitter struggle against the in evitable, which followed the successive deaths of three of her children, whom in the course of nature she. had reason to expect would survive her. The same is true in regard to the death of the oldest son of the Prince of Wales and other grand-children, upon whom high hopes in regard to position and useful ness were centered. In rehabilitating the House of Han over, which, when Victoria became Its head, was honeycombed with decay and seemingly tottering to its fall, she was not able to correct wholly in her chil dren the taint of generations, hence few if any of them promise to be as long lived as herself. Her oldest daughter. born while the Queen was yet in the first flush of her youth, Is slowly dying of an incurable disease, while the Prince of Wales, but a year younger, is an old man and In many "ways in firm at 60. Her youngest son, Leopold, Duke of Albany, died .in his early man hood of constitutional epilepsy, and her second son, Alfred, Duke of Saxe-Co-burg-Gotha, died a few months ago of apoplexy. Her favorite daughter, Alice, Grand Duchess of Hesse-Darmstadt, lacked the vitality of her mother to en dure the physical strain imposed by ex cessive maternity and family sorrows, and in a weakened condition Incident to these fell an easy prey to disease, while yet a young woman. Throughout all of these bereavements the Queen has borne herself with the dignity of un- reconciled grief, and by careful living has maintained excellent health. It Is remarkable that she had never in all the long course of her life been ill until her last seizure. The determination with which she fought off the encroach ments -of a mortal weakness, resolved to withdraw into seclusion and let no one know of her condition, is character istic of a nature that knew not how to yield. "Victoria the Good," the gra cious Queen of Great Britain has long been called by her devoted subjects. "Victoria the Strong" she might as fitly have been called, with a subtle mean ing that was only half represented by a superb physical strength that car ried her through more than four-score years without Illness, the rest signify ing strength of purpose, and a tenacity of will arid of affection seldom equaled and never surpassed by any member of her sex whose life has entered Into the chronicles of history. The elements of longevity enter into such a nature, and when individuals possessing it direct their course in accordance with the inflexible principles of an upright life, whether in high or humble station, the footprints that they leave upon the sands of time will be discernible, ac cording to the vantage-ground fur nished by position, throughout coming generations. The fact that Canada has more to lose than gain by separation from Great Britain seems to be parallel In the case of Australia, for Intelligent comment seems to agree that the newly federated colonies could be independent tomorrow If they chose. The Austral ian commonwealth begins Its career with a little less than 4,000,000 Inhabi tants, but it Is already by far the most valuable of all the self-governing de pendencies of Great Britain. Canada has a somewhat larger population and area, but Australia has more than double the foreign trade of Canada, and the possibilities of growth in Australia are beyond anything for which Canada can hope. Though the whole settlement of Australia Is a work of only seventy years, its inhabitants are, man for man, the wealthiest of any nation in the world. Last year the total value of the products of the colonies now forming the Australian commonwealth was $550,000,000, divided quite evenly among the three chief Industries of cattle and sheepraislng, farming and mining. This represents a sum of $137 for every man, woman and child In the country. In addition to this commercial strength, the Australians have reached a high degree of political development. While they are trying many new experiments in the minor departments of govern ment, their fundamental ideas are the same as our own and their institutions are Anglo-Saxon to the core. They are the freest of all the British colonies. Their federation Is avowedly modeled on the plan of the United States, and our own Republic has contributed al most as much to its governmental form3 as Great Britain herself. Yet Bryan says all governments outside a republic are founded on brute force. Australia's continuance under British sovereignty is a standing answer to his superficial generalization. Mexican dispatches give entirely In sufficient explanations of the scarcity of silver coin from which the country is suffering seriously at present. It Is said that there has been a great de mand for Mexican dollars from India and China, and an Increased export of bullion also. But there is a very keen domestic demand, too, if some banks, as it is reported, are paying 1 per cent a month for silver deposits. A country is not denuded of its currency because there is a good demand for specie abroad. Where here Is such a serious outward movement of metallic money it Is being displaced by paper issues or else there is something in the state of business of the foreign trade of the country to explain the export move ment. A vague suggestion of such a situation Is given In a dispatch just published regarding the great pressure for coin; It is said that many banks have not enough coin to meet their ob ligations, and it is feared that the sus pension of one bank would precipitate a panic. The fall of silver offered a jsreat opportunity for speculation; wages rose slowly, and during the transition process there were abnormal profits upon capital employed In bank ing and manufacturing. The New York Journal of Commerce thinks that we shall probably find when the whole story Is told that Mexico is on the edge of the reaction that follows an era of speculative profits and the assumption of enormous obligations. The count ry may get through the crisis without dis aster. Germany, since 1874, has had a law making vaccination obligatory in the first year of life, and revaccination in the tenth year. The law is the result of the epidemic of 1871, when there were 143,000 deaths among a population in which vaccination had been allowed to die out. Prior to 1874 the yearly loss in Germany from smallpox was from 15,000 to 20,000; it is now less than 116. During the Franco-German War small pox was epidemic. Germany had made vaccination compulsory for the army, while with the French it was optional, and this was the result: In the French Army 23,000 died, in the German Army 278. Occupying the same hospital tents, many of the French wounded died of smallpox; of the Germans, none. French prisoners died by the hundreds, and their vaccinated German guards suffered no deaths. The bronze statue of General John A, Logan, the great "volunteer soldier," for which Congress appropriated $50, 000, has reached Washington, and will soon be placed. The statue "was cast in Rome, and is in one solid piece, double life size. When placed, it will be about thirteen feet high, a conspicuous mon ument to a brave man and an Intrepid soldier. NEELY DECISION SIGNIFICANT. New York Tribune. The unanimous decision of the Supremo Court in the Neelj; case completely dis poses of one set of arguments made against the Govemment'3 position con cerning Porto Rico ahd the Philippines. It will not be contended that Cuba stands In the same relation to the United States as the, other islands brought under-our control as a result of the Spanish War. Therefore, some questions not at all In volved In the Neely case come up in re lation to the cases just argued in Wash ington. But in one respeot the argument made in behalf of Neely Is exactly the same as that laid down by some of the counsel against the Government as their fundamental principle. Mr. Coudert, for instance, said: "There is no boundary to the Constitu tion other than the whole sphere of the activity of the Federal Government. Out side of that sphere, beyond that boun dary, the Federal Government can only act by usurpation a government of fprce, not of law and officials assuming to act for the United States outside of the pre scriptions of the Constitution are, how ever well Intentloned, outside of the law." Mr. Carlisle took practically the some position, saying that the question was not if the Constitution extended over the new territories, but if It exended over the Federal Government and controlled all Its act3. Manifestly the Federal Govern ment Is in occupation of Cuba, yet its officers there are acting beyond the sphere oi the Constitution, maintaining and ad ministering In the Island a government that does not regaTd the personal guar antees of the Constitution, which, we are told, bind all officers of the United States everywhere In the exercise of their functions. If Mr. Coudert is right, then they are usurpers. Cuba Is under the jurisdiction of the United States. No other authority Imposes laws upon It. Yet under Its authority an American citi zen is to be tried there without regard to the rights the Constitution gives to an accused person. Neely is not going to be tried by a foreign government, but by officers of the United Slates acting under the orders of the President and Congress, whose authority, according to Mr. Car lisle, must be exercised with relation to all places In accordance with the rules laid down In the Constitution. Certainly tne Supreme Court recognizes that the governing authority of the United States extends quite beyond the sphere of the Constitution as a fundamental rule of government. The sovereignty of the Philippines has been assumed by the United States. Yet if it is competent for the United States to make a treaty undertaking inernational obligations as master of Cuba for an In definite time, and then set Its officers to rule Cuba, regardless of the Constitution under which they hold office, why la it not pompetent for the United States to rule in the same way other territory taken by treaty under terms altered to meet circumstances, but still not intend ed to provide for Incorporation into the United States? It Is well known that Spain made strenuous efforts to force the American Peace Commissioners to take the sovereignty of Cuba, and argued most ably that sovereignty under Inter national law could not be hnng up In midair. Our long-asserted right of inter ference there, as agalns any other mo tion, and the action of Congress disclaim ing sovereignty while accepting responsi bility, enabled the Commissioners to jus tify occupation with this anomalous status. Such terms could not be made, however, concerning the Philippines. The opinion of the world demanded that some body be responsible as a sovereign, and our Government considered It to be a duty, for diplomatic and international reasons. In taking control of those Islands to as sume sovereign obligations, though the Senate in ratifying the treaty definitely announced that In so doing It did not permanently annex the Philippines as an itegral part of the United States. If the United States can by treaty ac quire extra-constitutional jurisdiction un der one set of terms with reference to foreign relations. It can by another set of terms. The question of sovereignty Is ono of internaitlonal status and exact measure of obligation assumed. It does not affect the relations of our officers to the Constitution. If it does not tie their hands In Cuba, why should It tie their hands In the Philippines, when it is per fectly clear that the treaty-making power did not mean to incorporate those islands into the Union or assume any closer rela tion to them than under the circumstances duty seemed to require of a civilized power In expelling their old sovereign and taking tnem under tutelage? The Need for Horsemanship. TVe hear of cavalry In the Transvaal kept sitting for long hours on their horses without dismounting even t at a halt; we hear of men surprised b'y the Boers, unable to scramble to their horses' backs and to escape, and the civilian who has lived with horses groans In spirit, and thinks of the times out of number, on a long march, In which he has eased his own horse by getting off and walking by his side, and of how easily a second whip jumps on hia horse's back even when hounds are running, and though his horse is struggling to break loose, writes R. B Cunningham Graham, in the London Dally Chronicle. Nothing can be more inartistic and less practical than the way a cavalry Instructor teaches a man to mount. The pause with the full weight thrown on the stirrup lpather, tho leg stiff as a gatepost passed across the horse's back, and then the sounding whack with which it hits the horse on the oft side, would be ridiculous If in the cir cumstances they were not lamentable. Look at a lot of Irish boys In Galway on their 3-year-olds tied at the outside of the village public house: they all come out, some of them perhaps half drunk, and In an Instant are on their horses and away, without a fuss, no thumping of their horses' off flanks for them, no stand ing In their rotten stirrup leathers mend ed with pack thread, but In a single mo tion they are on their horses' backs. The heads and posts, the tent pegging, the leaping exercises, to rupture men and damage horses' legs, will be seen only In their proper places the traveling circus; leaping Itself all horsemen should accus tom themselves to, but It is not an exer cise likely to be useful with a tired, half fed, overweighted charger In the field, and therefore falls Into the category of a mere exercise, pleasant and pretty In It self, In piping times of peace, Plerpont Morgan as n Churchgoer. New York World. The most nervous man at the morning services at St. George's Church is Plerpont Morgan. He is never still a moment. He looks first to one side and then to the other with a quick glance; he puts his eyeglasses on and takes them off fully 50 times during the service. He strokes his mustache or brushes his cheek. When he passes around the collection plate there Is an amiable smile on Mr. Morgan's face. He watches every piece of money that is dropped in. He listens attentively to Dr. Ralnsford, but his restlessness does not subside. The nerves of the great financier are eo on edge that repose is impossible. At every unexpected sound he jumps. During the sermon he fingers his prayer book absent ly or twirls his thumbs one around the other. "Plerpont Morgan is the nearest ex ample of Derpetual motion that I have ever seen," was the comment of a well known physician who watched him last Sunday morning. Mrs. Morgan, a demure, quiet figure In a black tailor gown, and black hat, is as motionless urlng the service as Mr. Mor gan is nervous. Naughty Boston. Boston Globe. Suburban railway lines In Sweden have to provide a special car for intoxicated persons. Why don't Boston's no-llcense suburbs demand similar accommodations? DIRECT PRIMARY IN MINNESOTA St. Paul Pioneer Press. It is significant of the general de mand for direct primaries that the first step toward the extension of the Min neapolis law was made by a member out side of the three cities. Whether the convention system has misrepresented the people of the country or the people of the city in a greater degree we do not know, and it is not material. The il luminating fact Is that it is wrong in principle and is worse in practice. It is folly to suppose that the people them selves are not as capable of selecting the candidates of their own parties as of choosing between the candidates of those parties, yet the convention system has developed the theory that there are within each party only a few men who are wise enough to perform this impor tant function. How Important it is be comes apparent when it Is considered that the final choice of officials Is prac tically limited to the nominations of two parties, and If both of these are unfit the people are helpless. How poorly tne convention has performed Its duty, and how often in the bands of unscrupulous or crafty men It has built up machines and oligarchies masquerading behind It as the embodiment of the popular will. Is a matter of history in every state in the Union, Sooner or later Minnesota will have its Croker or Piatt or Quay if the present system Is continued. The Pioneer Press does not believe that it will be continued. How strong the demand for direct primaries in the state at large may be It has no means of Judg ing, but In St. Paul and Duluth the peo ple are evidently a unit In. demanding the extension of the Minneapolis law to Ramsey and St. Louis Counties. Nor is there any disposition apparent in the Legislature to refuse the demand. The danger, as we have always pointed out, lies In attempts to give the machine or the active politicians control under cov er of guarding party nominations. It Is said that certain amendments to rem edy defects revealed by the Minneapolis test of the law will be presented. We presume that among these so-called "de fects" is placed the nomination of Dr. Ames as head of the Republican ticket, a nomination accomplished with the aid of Democratic votes. But the over whelming majority that he received at the polls Indicates that he was placed at the head of the ticket by Democratic as well as Republican voters, because Democratic as well as Republican voters -wanted him as Mayor. It Is queer Ameri canism, we take It, to deny the right of the people to select their own officials. Yet It is the exercise of this right which is called a "defect," and which It Is pro posed to prevent by a provision either for separate primaries or for a declara tion of political affiliation at the com mon primaries. But just as som as any thing shall be done to exact a declara tion of affiliation the Independence of the voter Is restricted and the active poli tician has It in his power to run the primaries to suit his ends. Direct pri maries, in short, would become almost as great a farce as Indirect primaries are now, and no one is better aware of this than those who insist upon these amend ments. The fact Is that so far as its essentials are concerned the Minneapolis law should stand 'exactly as It is. Tech nical or verbal defects may be remedied, but any so-called remedy that does not protect the absolute Independence of tlffe voter ought not to be tolerated. It is the unique distinction of the Minneapolis law that It is the first one ever enacted, or, we believe, devised, that made the primary ballot, as It should be, as sa cred as that cast at regular elections. Uncle Sam's Expense!. "What the Government Costs" Is told by Carroll D. Wright in the January Cen tury. A very large proportion of the annual expenses Is for pensions, the largest single expense of the Federal Gov ernment. Thi3 expenditure was the largest in 1S93, when it amounted to $159,357,557 87. The smallest expenditure since that period was in 1899, when it was $139,391,929 07; for 1900 it was $140,877,316. The pension burden In 1S93 was $2 37 per capita, while dur ing the last fiscal year It was $1 84. which the people of the United States pay to carry out the promises made at the time of the Civil War. The expenses of the War Department were the largest in the history of the country In 1S65, when they exceeded $1, 000.000,000. In 1871, when the effects of the war and reconstruction had virtually passed away, thoy were reduced to $35, 799,992. They varied from that period, never exceeding $49,500,000, until 1894, when they were over $54,500,000. This point was not reached again until the first year of the Spanish war (1898), when they were nearly $92,000,000. They were almost $230, 000,000 in 1899, but for the fiscal year end ing June 30, 1900, were reduced to $134, 774.767. The Navy Departmtnt expended In 1871 nearly $19,500,000. The expenditures va ried until 1897, when they were over $34, 500,000; In 1S98, nearly $59,000,000; In 1599, nearly $64,000,000, and for the fiscal year 1900. $55,953,078. The expenditures on account of the In dians grew gradually from the first half of the century until they reached the highest point in 1893, when they were $13. 345,347 27; they are now over $10,000,000. The greatest expenditure for interest on the public debt was In 1867, being $143,781, 592. This payment gradually decreased until 1S92, when It was $23,378,116 23. It has been gradually Increasing since that time, until for the fiscal year 1900 it was $40, 160,333. The expenditures for civil and miscel laneous Items. Including tho expenses of Congress and of all the departments and offices in Washington other than the War and Navy Departments and the payments that have already been noted, were In 1871 nearly $60,500,000. There was not very much change In this amount until 1885. when they reached $87,500,000, and In 1891 over $110,000,000. The highest amount paid on this account was in 1899, when it was $119,191,236. For 1900 it was reduced to over $105,773,190. Metallic Combs, Paris Barber Shops. New York Sun. Elaborate precautions are now taken to Insure aseptic In some of the barber shops In Paris. Only metallic combs are employed, and before using them they are passed slowly through the flame of a gas Jet several times. The scissors and razors are similarly treated, and the brushes are sterilized in an antiseptic so lution. tleXsantries OF PARAGRAPIIERS As to a Suitor. She You seem to dislike Mr. Callow as much as mamma does. Papa Yes. But, really, that shouldn't prejudice you In his favor! Puck. Mamma Knew Best. Neiihbor (to boy tho day after Chrlstma3) I thought you wanted an air-tun for Christmas. Johnny. Did you change your mind? Johnny No, but mamma, did. Ohio State Journal. The Romances of History. "And what did Hie teacher say when Johnny Goop said that Richard Carvel discovered America?" "He said Johnny shouldn't take those historical novels so seriously." Baltimore American. 'Yes, I consider my life a failure." 'Ob, Henry, how sad'. Why should you say that?" "I iq.end all my time making money enough to ouy food and clothes, and the food -disagrees with me and my clothes don't fit." Life. They Keep Right On. "I see that a. Swiss engineer has Invented a brake that will atop a flying express train inside of eight yards." "Good. But how about the passengers are they expected to stop, too?" Cleveland Plain Dealer. Prompt Reply. "Who was Esau?" asked" the Sunday school teacher, who was testing- the Biblical knowledge or her pupils. "Esau," replied the prompt scholar, "was the man who sold his birthmark for & pot of massage." Pittsburg v-uronlcle-Telegraph. One Well-Pald Bank Clerk. "I tell you. bank clprks are not sufficiently remunerated," exclaimed the broker, quite forcibly. "Oh. I don't know." said the bank president, with a sad smile; "our last receiving teller got about $20,000 a year lor six years." Brooklyn XJfo. NOTE AND COMMENT. . Indemnity follows the flag. The Colorado mountain Uons have met their San Juan Hill. Good morning; would It shock you to learn that Pat Crowe didn't do it? The morning sun of investigation has cleared away the haze that obscured the good name of West Point. Were the gales which have been ragt Ing all over the world set in motkm-dur-ing the last presidential campaign? They have a .wonderful oil well In Texas, but the epoutlng record there la still held by a well-known Nebraska, editor. The Chicago police have captured a legless porch climber. One would natur ally think that such a man would be en tirely 'armless. When we consider that Mars is 3G,000,000 miles from the earth, the idea of paying telegraph tolls on messages from there Is appalling. Comic opera is one. hundred years old,' but the Jokes used In most of them had been doing service with minstrel show9 for many centuries before that. It is too bad that a philanthropic woman like Mrs. Nation, a woman so in fused with public sympathy, should be crazy, after all. It rather upsets the moral of the tale. The college professor's assertion that no one ever dies from snake bite will make It necessary for the hunter to take the Juice of the corn along with him on the ground that It Is an antidote for poison oak. Leavenworth's attitude In regard to the Alexander outrage Is best described by Bro'r Pox's reply to King Deer, when the latter asked him If he had been kill ing his1 goats: "I did, I did, an' I'm glad I did." "American Bazaar," In huge letters over a shop In Alexandria, Egypt, attracted the attention of an American. Curious to know what kind of goods might be for sale, he entered and asked the proprietor If he was an American. In French came the answer: "Yes, I am an American.'' "From what part of America?" "Buenos Ayres." "Do you keep American goods for sale?" "Yes, certainly, I have Ameri can goods." "What kind of goods?" Whereupon the shopkeeper took from a shelf an article which he handed to the visitor with the remark: "These are the only American goods we have at pres ent." The "American goods" consisted o a single fountain pen. The late Lord Derby once proposed the health of Queen Victoria at an official banquet while he was Secretary of State for the Colonies In the following terms: "Gentlemen, I rise to propose the in evitable toast. The working of our Con-, stltutlon depends tipon the manner In which those who acquire powers under It take care not to push their privileges to lengths which might become danger ous. Wo have to be thankful, therefore, that we have such a sovereign as the Queen, who has never been unreasonable. If we had such a creature on the throne as George I, a monarch so silly and dis sipated as George II, an utter blackguard like George IV, or even well-meaning, but entirely stupid, persons such- as George III and William IV, I think, gen tlemen, we should have had very rough times. Gentlemen, I propose The Queen.' " A Philadelphia man received a letter the other day that had been returned to hlta after 10 years. The envelope contained a dollar bill, and the circumstances con nected with its return are of a decidedly curious nature. Ten years ago the man was a student at Fordham, Just outside of New York. He was a puzzler of some repute, and one day he sent $1 to tho publisher of an obscure puzzle paper, is sued in C.cago, for a year's subscription, using the col.ege stationery. He never re ceived any copies of the paper, and wrote to know why. He was lnfprmed that his $1 had never reached the publisher, and the matter -was allowed to drop. In due time he was graduated and went into busi ness at Philadelphia, One day last week Tie received a communication from the college authorities, in closing the long-missing letter, which had been returned to Fordham. The $1 bill was Intact, but the original envelope had been addressed to Kansas City instead of Chicago a bit of thought lessness or his part, which the sender cannot now explain. Just where the let ter has been for 10 years Is a good bit of a mvsterv. T You're It. Pittsburg Chronlcle-Tolegraph, ' If you're sore To the core. With aching bones, And husky tones When you speak. And you're weak In the knees, And you sneeze. And often couh Your head near off, And you note 'That your throat Feels aulte raw. And your Jaw Feels as If You'd got a. biff. And dull pains 4 Vex your brains. Then you've caught It, You have got It , It's the grip. If you feel The heat steal O'er your frame Like a name. Till you bum And you yearn For chunks of Ice At any price, then like a flash The shivers dash From head to feet, A chill complete. And you shake. And you quake. And there's desire For a Are, And something hot Right on the spot To quickly drink. And you think Right there and then You'll ne'er be warm again. Then you've caught it. You have got it " . It's the grip. It's In the air, It's everywhere: The microbe of the grip -" Is on another trip. And up and down, Through all the. town. By night and day, It seeks its prey. And it's the fad. If you are sad. Or even mad. Or it you sneeze, Or cough or wheeze. Or feel too warm. Or chills alarm. To wear a look- of grim dismay And hoarsely say: "I've caught It, I've got It It's the grip!"