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For sale In New Orleans by Ernest & Co., 115 Royal street. On file In Washington D. a, with A. W. Dunn, COO 14th N. W. For sale In Denver. Colo., by Hamilton & Kendrlek. 906-812 Seventh street. r TODAY'S WEATHKR.-Oecaslonal rain, with mild temperatures; light to fresh southerly winds. rORTTiAJVD, MONDAY, JANUARY 14 An address to Congress by our Leg islature on behalf of a, memorial cele bration in Oregon of the centenary of the Lewis and Clark expedition should get attention at the legislative session that begins today. The General Gov ernment should be asked to assist at this Important centennial, for It wUl commemorate a National enterprise of the first Importance. There Is still an other thing. At the Pan-American ex position, to be held at Buffalo from May to November this year, Oregon ought to be represented. An exhibit of the products and resources of Oregon there would attract great attention, md would go far toward making the Lewis and Clark celebration of 1905 successful. It would direct attention hither. In a very effective way. Five commissioners under appointment from the Governor of Oregon may represent our state at the Buffalo exposition. They will give their time to it willing ly; but will the state provide them with means? If it do not, our people can hardly expect -that much heed will be given to their call for National recog nition of , the Lewis and Clark centen ary. No one knew better than Andree the chances of failure that beset his aerial path, and the publication of his will Is the most conclusive evidence yet dis closed of the utter hopelessness of his return. On the 11th of next July four years will have passed since Andree, with Dr. Strlndberg and Engineer Fraenkel, embarked at Danes Island, Spitzenbergen, on their daring voyage across the polar basin. This striking venture has been called the most dra matic event of the nineteenth century, and If It Is not that. It Is at least a powerful exhibit in the survival of that spirit of adventure we are wont to de plore as having passed away with the old chivalry. From Africa comes an other such story, the apprehension of Professor Garner's death in the wilds of the Dark Continent, whither he had gone to resume his studies in the rudi mentary efforts of monkeys at. articu late speech. The average practical man of affairs has enly mirth or Impa tience for Andree's effort to seek the pole in a balloon and for Garner's pro fessed achievements In the study of monkey language. The small results of these martyrdoms we can admit, without detracting from the dauntless spirit that sent the adventurers forth! with their lives in their hands, like Jesuits to the Iroquois, or knights to the sepulcher of Christ. Doubtless Mr. Gradgrlnd, who sneers at Andree and Gamer as economists, would also ac cede to the incompatible doctrine that all mankind has forgotten heroism in the chase for the dollar. It seems to be the general expecta tion that the Federal office-holders of the state will leave their posts of duty this week In order to further the can didacy of Senator McBride for re-election. This is a course of unmixed per nlclousness, and one which we hope to see abandoned If It is actually contem plated. Surely these public servants do not Imagine that their personal and private ends are to be considered by the Legislature In selecting a man to represent Oregon in the United States Senate. If they have any sense of the dignity of their offices. If they have any desire to deal honestly by the pub lic whose contributions pay their sal aries, let them remain at their posts of duty and leave the Legislature to do Its work as the law directs. It would seem that efforts of a Collector or Postmaster to serve his chief would be so palpably selfish In their object as to discount them In the eyes of the members approached, even If the transparent character of the en deavor to keep their places did not shame the office-holders themselves. We shall doubtless be told that this thing has been done In the past. Very likely it has. though we do not recall an instance of such general and strenu ous activity as Is now said to be con templated. But If It has been done In the past, it should be done no longer. Do our Federal office-holders wish to stand for the doctrine that the Gov ernment pays them to maintain legis lative lobbies at state capitals? If they do. they are faithless servants. The universe has n deeper mystery than the mind of man. The Influences that result in conduct and In history are often past finding out. and always past full explanation. A striking ex emplification of this well-worn truth Is afforded In the reason given by Sen ator Davis for his belief In Christianity. "I know human history," he is reported to have said, "and I know that in the first century something happened that destroyed the old world and gave birth to the new. The resurrection of Jesus would account for that change, and I do not know of any other adequate so lution that has ever been proposed." Every man has his own private rea son for acceptance or rejection of Chris tianity, and It must be admitted that Senator Davis had as logical a one as most others, for logic is not much In evidence in the realm of the emo tions. But what has history been doing In the nineteenth century, If not de veloping the natural and invvltable rise of Christianity? As for the resurrection of Jesus, it had no vogue in the world In the first century. The martyrs were the seed of the church. They believed In immortality because the apostles taught it, but of the physical evidences for and against the resurrection they knew nothing. Yet Davis had his be lief, and for him perhaps It was the best belief, because the most convinc ing. Borne men accept Christianity be cause It seems to them a natural growth out of evolution; some because of the crucifixion; some because of re liance upon parental or clerical teach ing; some because It is the fashion. There are, alas! very few whose Ideas on any subject proceed from Impartial Investigation and sincere thought. We accept things because of their real or fancied utility to our purposes, and then we cast about for their justifica tion. Senator Davis grounds of belief are as relevant as those of many a man who disbelieves because a deacon once foreclosed a. mortgage on him, or because preachers are opposed to Intemperance. The Philippine Commissioners must be presumed to know their business, and yet one could wish their plan of permissive religious Instruction In con nection with Luzon schools might be abandoned. The arguments against it brought by the cable are manifestly made to order by American sympathiz ers, who have evidently found soma means of putting phrases in the mouth of the Insurgents. This talk about sep aration of Church and State and con stitutional Inhibitions has a hollow sound when purporting to come from people who rejoiced in the fact that the Democratic party, led by Governor Bryan, of Massachusetts, had openly taken the field against "imperialism." Nevertheless, the grounds of objection are Impressive. If any considerable body of Filipinos have become Imbued with the Idea that education and re ligion should be separately pursued, the way seems open for a noteworthy advance on Spanish methods, and one which might have been expected to take a long time. It Is not our 'policy to mix ecclesiastical with governmental functions, and the disposition against It is part of the unwritten American Constitution from which the document of 1787 Is derived. The history of priestly dominion In the Philippines Is such as to promise popular support for such procedure as Dr. Burgos seems to be urging In vain upon Judge Taft. It Is worth the notice of "antl-lmperi-allsm," by the way, that the commis sioners discuss the question from the standpoint of the best results for the islanders themselves. There Is no sign of the cloven hoof of tyranny in the de termination to make rules that will secure the greatest good to the great est number. A WORD OP FIEXDLY COUNSEL. It has been many years since a Legis lature assembled at Salem whose mem bership gave promise of greater earn estness and usefulness than the one that will be called to order In Its sep arate Houses this morning at Salem. It is. needless to explain why this is so, but two Important reasons may be found In the seriousness Impressed upon our people by Oregon's part In the Spanish War and also In the general expectation of an era of Important de velopment about to ensue for the Par clfic Coast The evidence of this hope ful character of the Legislature Is found, for one thing, In the fact that never before has The Oregonlan's ef fort to elicit discussion of contemplated measures met such general and thoughtful response from members. If the Legislature wishes to ratify these optimistic expectations concern ing Itself, It will proceed to elect a United States Senator early In the ses slon, and do It without discreditable broils or Interference with needed leg islation. It will eliminate at once the clerk scandal of previous sessions, and pass a law giving the next session greater facility to reform this abuse. It will appoint committees that will investigate every department of the state government and every state es tablishment in a thorough rather than perfunctory manner. Where anything Is wrong. It will point it out and sug gest a remedy. We especially urge upon the Legislature that it deal fairly with Eastern Oregon, whose growing importance, wealth and population give It a different standing from what It oc cupied when the Willamette Valley was practically the state With the general subjects of state legislation, no extensive changes are notably proposed or probable of pas sage. Our Judicial, legislative, execu tive, institutional, educational and as sessment and taxation systems will probably remain substantially as the last Legislature left them. Politically, the only measure of moment likely to be passed Is. the direct primary reform, -which we are pretty certain to get In some form, carrying also amendments to the Australian ballot and registry law. Opposing schemes for relief of the Supreme Court are likely to de stroy each other, aided by the recent plebiscite against increase of Judges. There are a few thlng3 of special but real importance we hope to see the Legislature act upon favorably as be longing to public policy We should have earnest and vigorous recognition of the Oregon and Oriental centennial of 1905; appropriation In aid of the Ore gon volunteers' memorial monument; demand for a canal and locks at the dalles of the Columbia; a constitutional amendment permitting an Insane asy lum In Eastern Oregon, and some defi nite policy, liberal and business like, toward the State University and Normal Schools. With reference to this last topic. It Is unjust that our In stitutions of learning, to some extent fathered by the Legislature, should longer be embarrassed by their present anomalous and precarious status toward the state. If the university. In particular, is to be a State University. It must have support to enable It to maintain that position with dignity and credit to the state. If not, U should learn its fate at once, so it may be re duced, as will then be necessary, to the name and grade of a college. The Multnomah delegation confronts no easy task. Nearly all, if not all, of its members seem Imbued with earnest desire to make a good record for them selves and serve this city and county to advantage. Some of them cherish ambitious plans for charter amend ments which are not yet matured, and which may develop Impracticability upon closer Investigation. The present charter is well conceived in purpose, and in the main accurately designed. It should be approached carefully, and In no hostile spirit, but with the desire to perfect it as a medium of economical administration. The delegation will do well to hold to Its Indicated purpose of profiting by the mistakes of others In legislating men out of ofilce. Consoli dations to take effect at the expiry of existing terms will harm no one, but there Is no surer way of adding to an official's popularity than by making a martyr of him. The Legislature should reject the bill for compulsory pilotage on the Columbia and Willamette Rivera and pass an act enabling Portland to bond Itself for a drydock. SILVER BURDEN ROLLING AWAY. As the money question becomes sub ordinated In partisan politics, the hope of rational action by Congress on coin age problems correspondingly rises. The two most pressing problems, evi dently, are the sliver burden In the Treasury and the needs of the Philip pines. For the first time men like Sec retary Gage and Horace White dare to say to a Congressional committee that we must make of our silver, as of our treasury notes, promises to pay gold, and that the task of maintaining the silver unquestionably at par. If we have to sell some of It to reduce Its volume, must be bravely and honestly met. We have all known this all along, but the fear has been that the public credit and our political exigencies might not stand the strain. The situations in Mexico and the Phil ippines, betokening scarcity of silver, hint that the task may become easier as It Is approached, and India's experi ence tends measurably in the same di rection. Scarcity of silver coin in Mex ico, so great as to produce distress, Is explained by exports to the Philippines, but the explanation Is Inadequate, In view of the fact that an equal scarcity is reported from Manila. We can only conclude that the world-wide prosper ity of the past two or three years has absorbed Into active use an Immense amount of silver coin. The resultant scarcity Is seen not only In silver-using countries like Mexico, China, India, the Philippines and the West Indies, but In the United States Itself, and Is also reflected In the advance of sliver quo tations In every great market-place. Exigency In the Philippines and our oppressive silver accumulation In the Federal Treasury lend two-fold proml lse to the Administration's scheme for a Philippine currency. This is to coin an unlimited number of Filipino dollars bearing emblems of local significance and evidence that they were coined In the United States. Each of these dol lars, or whatever the coin may be called, will contain 45 cents' worth of sliver bullion, and they will be fur nished in unlimited quantities to those who are willing to pay 50 cents In gold for them. They will also be redeem able In gold at the option of the holder. The margin of 5 cents is to give an elas ticity to the coin, which will naturally advance the price of silver If It Is Is sued In any great quantities. These coins will be disbursed by the Govern ment In the payment of Its regular ex penses at the different Army posts In the Philippines at their face value, which Is 50 cents In American coin, and it is believed that they will soon dis place the Mexican dollars, which con tain a little more silver, and are there fore of greater intrinsic value. At the present price of bullion the Mexican dollar Is actually worth about 52 cents, and the proposed dollar will be worth only 45 cents. The proposed coinage would absorb $2,000,000 or $3,000,000 worth of silver a month Indefinitely, and It Is believed that It would eventu ally take the place of Mexican dollars In China and the East Indies, although the Orientals are very conservative and would hesitate to adopt a new form of money. Thus In different ways our stiver bur den is being rolled away. It looked al most hopeless In 1893, but the ameliora tion in the situation is a Just and per haps natural reward for our determina tion In adhering to the gold standard and accepting manfully the responsi bility laid upon us In the Philippines. A RELIC OF BARBARISM. The Investigation of the methods of hazing at West Point by a Military Commission and a Congressional com mittee have been searching enough to make it certain that former Cadet Booz did not owe his death to haz ing. It is evident that under proper medical examination a young man af fected with tuberculosis and defective eyesight would not have been admit ted to the academy. Nothing suffered by Booz at West Point would have caused the death of any young man who was fit to pass an Army medical examination. Nevertheless, the Inves tigations have extorted a large mass of testimony from the cadets which proves beyond question that hazing practices prevail at West Point that are cowardly in spirit and barbarous in practice. The present superintend ent and commandant of cadets have done everything In their power to break up hazing, but with only partial success, despite the fact that both par ties, the hazers and the hazed, have been severely dealt with. The diffi culty Is that the upper classes are de termined to maintain the practice of hazing the plebes. and succeed because resistance on the part of the student hazed Is answered by a challenge to a pugilistic battle to a finish with an upper-class man. If the plebe happens to knock out his antagonist, which sel dom happens, he Is challenged by an other of his persecutors until he Is knocked out or has worsted every fighting man in the upper classes. With this prospect before him, the plebe naturally thinks It better to take his hazing as patiently as possible. Should he refuse to fight, he would be "sent to Coventry" and his life made so Intolerable that he would be com pelled tc resign. The hazers therefore have their own way so completely that a whole, class felt compelled to wait on Colonel Haln and notify him that they must be absolved from their promise to abstain entirely from hazing. They were forced to do this on the demand of the upper classes, which they were not prepared to refuse at the cost of the pain ,and penalties the upper classes stood ready to inflict. The tes timony taken at West Point shows that hazing there continues to exist in forms that prove it a survival of the hrutal "fag" system that once pre vailed In the. great English public schools. It Is a relic of barbarism that existed In every college of the country fifty years ago, and Is not yet entirely 'extinct In some of the small fresh water colleges of the land. The cow ardly quality of brutal methods of haa Ing Is not more apparent than the bar baric stupidity upon which it rests for justification, viz., that readiness for a fist fight Is properly part of a military training and presumptive proof of the kind of pluck that Is wanted on the battle-field. Nothing Is more absurd than thlB the ory of military courage. The meanest skulkers and "hospital" slinks during the Civil War were nominal soldiers who had been town bruisers and bullies In time of peace, and the quiet men who had never struck a blow In anger since boyhood were the. steadiest men In storming rifle pits or resisting des perate assaults. Some of the most heroic officers In the Union and Con federate ArmleB had been clergymen, theological students, school teacherB, men of peaceful, non-puglllstlc habits since childhood. As a rule, such men made admirable soldiers, because mili tary courage in an officer is chiefly moral courage, for which men of will, Intelligence and hlgh-mlndedness are always conspicuous. Pugilism stands for nothing but strength, skill, endur ance and bnlldog ferocity, attributes that do nqt count for much when a man commands men on the firing-line. Byron was from boyhood constitution ally brave and pugnacious; he was a fine boxer, a good pistol shot, could fence, swim and ride well, but he con fesses in his letters that the poet Shel ley, a delicate-looking man of frail physique, was the bravest, most self possessed man he ever saw In an hour of Impending shipwreck. Byron said that while he and his other companions had a chance, for they could all swim, Shelley had no chance If thfc vessel had struck, for he could not swim at all, and yet he faced what seemed certain death with entire composure. Byron was right. The courage that faces danger Involv ing death is not "born of pugilism or creature pugnacity. Napoleon, who had been five times wounded and was never "rattled" under fire, was a stu dent, a brooding, thoughtful boy; while Nelson, the Napoleon of the sea, was as delicate and effeminate-looking a boy as the poet Shelley. The whole theory of hazing Is born of barbaric stupidity. It is a practice that is instinct with cowardice, Injus tice and petty tyranny. The manly stuff of men In civil life is tested with out resort to "scrapping," and bulldog pugilism has no proper place in the training of an Army officer. Senator Josephl will reintroduce his bill, which was passed by the Senate but lost In the House, last session, pro viding for the conveyance of insane pa tients to the Asylum by attendants sent from that institution for the purpose. This Is regarded as both an economic and a humane proposition, since the duty will be performed by an attend ant already under pay, and will insure to the unfortunate patient the care of an escort well acquainted with the Idio syncrasies of Insane persons, and capa ble of ministering intelligently to their needs. That there Is a positive abuse in the present system of conveying in sane women to the Asylum cannot be doubted. If ever a woman needs the sympathetic, helpful companionship of one of her own sex, it is on a journey occupying several hours or days, as the case may be, from her home to the Asylum for the Insane. It may be hoped that this feature of the matter may be well looked to by the framer of this bill and the legislators who will be called to pass upon it. Though the Populist Governor of Idaho, successor of Governor Steunen berg, has issued an order revoking the arrangements which Steurrenberg had made and enforced for peace and order in the Coeur d'Alene region, the next outbreak of riot there will cause a revo lution in the politics of Idaho. For even Idaho cannot desire riot, dyna mite, arson and murder. Steunenberg has only to wait for the next outbreak for his vindication. If the old gang shall regain ascendency in the Coeur d'Alene district, it will not be delayed long. Possibly some of the women who are discussing the servant-girl problem know that the reason they cannot get scullions Is because housewives don't like to do the work themselves. In fact, this may be the Indeterminable factor of the whole domestic problem. If these estimable women have not thought of It, the hint may be made that there never yet has been a sery. ice In the world that, could not be pur chased If a price were paid for It. A severe setback has been given the beet-sugar Industry in Minnesota by Attorney-General Douglas' decision that the beet-sugar bounty law of 1895 Is Invalid, following the refusal of the State Auditor to Issue a warrant for 520,000 claimed by the Minnesota Beet Sugar Company. The opinion Is based on the principle that the people can not be taxed for the benefit of a pri vate enterprise. Astoria merchants are boycotting the O. R. & N. Are they boycotting As toria? They, lament that Astorlans go to Portland to make purchases. But cannot 'Astoria merchants sell what people want and need? Mu3t purchas ers go to Portland for the best goods and prices? If not, why do they 7 Owing to press of legislative matter from Salem and Olympla, The Orego nlan Is compelled to forego publication of several Interesting and timely com munications. We shall have the usual space for letters from the people after the Legislatures adjourn. If oui minister should circulate a subscription paper for raising money to -carry on an antl-vlce crusade, they would act very pertinently to the point The British keep Boer captives, but the Boers release BritiBh. Apparently the two have unequal opinions of each other. If England Anglicizes the American ized Hay-Pauncefote treaty, will It be rejected because of being Anglo-Ameri- can? MD.NETARY STOCK OF THE WORLD Chlcftgd Times-Herald. It will be instructive to learn where the Director of the Mint finds authority for hjs. statement that there has been an In crease, ot over 100 per cent In the money of the world within less than a genera tion. He places the present monetary etock ot the world at $11,600,000,000, which Is probably a safe estimate. But this Is not double the estimate of the world's money made 40 years ago by Mulhall. The following table gives an interesting view of how the total monetary stock of the world has increased during the last SO years: 1843 Mulhall's estimate $ 4,025.000.000 1SC0 Mulhall's estimate 0,000.000.000 1833 U S. mint estimate 8.032.000,000 1S90 Mulhall's estimate 12,185.000,000 1S02-U S. mint estimate 10,532.000.000 1300 U S. mint estimate 11.600.000.000 In regard to the apparent discrepancies In the foregoing, It should be borne in mind that the figures of the United States mint have not included as many countries as the other estimates. Another interesting fact shown In the statistics of the world's money ts that the uncovered paper, which was once one third of the total, is now only one-fourth of It, while gold has risen from one-fifth until now It Is over one-third of the total. This Is shown In the following figures for ISIS and 1S94: Gold t 785.000.000 14.135.000,000 Sliver 1.040.000.000 4.494.000.000 Uncovered paper. 1.300,000.000 2,455,000,000 Note Yilso, how the 6tock of gold ha8 al most overtaken that of silver In the United States on December 1 lost the stock of money In the United States was as follows: Gold t... 91.030.184,907 Silver 68T.003.913 Uncovered paper 410,120,016 Covered paper ..... 332.292,300 Total $2,429,210,215 From which it appears that more than one-flfth of the general stock of the money of the world Is held In the United States, and every dollar of that stock, even the sliver, no thanks to William Jennings Bryan, Is as good as gold. Ironical Congratulations. New York Evening Post. We heartily congratulate Mr. Oscar F. Williams, appointed Consul at Singapore on his success in once more landing a fat Government office. We have had deep sympathy for Mr. Williams' quest ever since we learned from his own pen what a truly remarkable man he Is. We have also wondered and wondered that Mr. McKlnley could for more than two years pay no heed to the great yearning for Mr. Williams' services which must have been felt throughout the State Department from Secretary to office-boy. Writing as United States Consul In Manila, under the early date of August 5. 1898, to the then Secretary of State, Mr. Day, Mr. Will iams confides to him the fact that he seeks Mr. Day's "appointive favor." "With pride" he recalls to Mr. Day's mind Commodore Dewey's report on April IS. that his assistance was "Invaluable." Since that time, Mr. Williams continues, he knows that his "services to our Navy, Army, citizens and Nation have been much greater than before." Because of "narrow resources," Mr. Williams asks for Mr. Day's "recognition," and thus state? his modest desires and his superior qualifications: Could I be appointed General Commissioner of Customs of the Philippine Islands, Light house Inspector, or General Commissioner of Agriculture, I should be honored and pleased. . . . Then I was reared a farmer, and my business Interests have always been along such lines. I have kept fully abreast with agricul tural matters. Am a graduate of Cornell Uni versity, and was a teacher, lecturer and au thor, and might well serve as Superintendent of Public Instruction. I need your recognition, and hope, by cable or otherwise, to have re lief from present anxieties. How honored Singapore will be at hav ing such an all-round star within Its firmament, we cannot begin to estimate. Mr. Williams succeeds Mr. Spencer Pratt, whose sole offense apparently was his bollef In the wanton injustice of the American attitude towards the Filipinos. Brave Journalism. Kansas City Star. It Is the ordinary habit of the news papers to suppress, In their reports, the tactless utterances of public favorites, especially in the case of men with a Na tional reputation. The New York Sun lately departed from, this custom and re ported Senator Depew literally, when he made the snow fall from the celling at the banquet of the New York Mayflower descendants. "Our Chauncey" remarked, cheerfully, that the Mayflower pilgrims were a hard lot of rascally persons. If they lived today, said he, they would be clapped Into JaiL He thanked God that his ancestors did not belong to that crowd. His forbears, he said, were honest people. The Sun reporter wrote that the famous orator's remarks caused "mingled feel ings." Now the Sun has also printed Juit what "Mark Twain" said at the banquet of the City Club of New York, which Is an organization of reformers. The famous humorist was received with loud cheors. Bishop Potter being particularly vocifer ous and leading the applause. But. when the speaker said the trouble with reform was that the reformers, sooner or later, had their price. Ice began to form arouna the festival board. After Mr Clemens roasted President McKlnley and said ho was sending honest boys to fight under a "polluted flag." the only sound that wai heard when the humorist sat down, was the screeching of his chair on the floor. St. Clair McKelway. the noted editor of the Brooklyn Eagle, followed "Mark Twain" and took occasion to say that, much as they loved him, they could not submit to his remarks about the United States flag Although most of the com pany present were men opposed to the ; President's Philippine policy, they ap- ; plauded Mr McKelway emphatically lt appears to take a brilliant man like Dr. Depew or Mr. Clemens to say the foolish sort of things reported by the Sun. Pan-American Progress. Chicago Tribune. Relatively the progress of many of the American republics recently has been as great as that of the United States. From every part of the hemisphere come reports of enterprise and activity. From Alaska to Patagonia the story is the same. In Argentina a dozen railroads are building and projected At Belle Horlzonte, the canltal of the State of Mlnas Geraes In Brazil, a permanent exposition of the state's Industries, and products Is to be inaugurated This state, which has as manv Inhabitants as Illinois, Is making great strides In every particular, and Its gold product last year exceeded $3,000,000. Scores of new factories are being estab lished in Brazil, largely with foreign cap ital. New coat and copper mines are be ing developed In Chile. Woolen and cot ton factories are being established there for the first time, and boets are being raised and sugar refineries built. The breweries are to be formed into a trust. Tho most important railroad enterprise In Chile Is the Central Railway, which la to be extended 1300 kilometers, at a cost of J30.000.000 Nearly every republic has railroad enterprises on foot and agricul tural resources are being developed every, where. This Information is gained from reoorts tc the Bureau of American Re pub'.lcs at Washington, and It Is said that with the Industrial revival has come a change in sentiment towards the United States, which Is looked on with mora frlendllnt-ss than a year ago. The One Way. Union Republican! The way to stop the agitation for state division Is for the western part of Oregon to doai fairly with Eastern Oregon In all matters, including distribution of state Institutions as well a3 official .appoint ments and appropriations when needed. In other words, all parts of the state should be considered to be of equal im portonce. G0DKIN OS THE LIRE OF HUXLEY New York Evening Post. A year ago in talking with Henry James ot the 'flood of biographies which the country had produced In England, and of the wonderful addition to English lit erature which .they had made, he re marked to me that he had recently spoken of thha same thing to a French friend, who concurred in his expression of surprise at the absence of anything of the same kind In France, but thought that this great lacuno In French prose was duo to tho fact that the private lives of very few French literary or artistic men would bear description. This Is a some what lamentable confession, but I suppose it is true. I think that the finest con tribution that England has made to the stream pt literature In this century con sists in the biographies which have poured from her press. This work of biography Is partly political, partly ecclesiastical, partly scientific, but it always does honor to the country, and to the profession to which the subject belonged. The Ox ford movement alone. In the thirties, has produced a batch of books which no "gen tleman's library slfould bo without," and of which every Englishman may well bo proud. To begin with, take Burke, anf Pitt and Johnson and Chatham, then Wellington and Peel and Cobden, then Palmerston and Macaulay and Tennyson; and, among the scientific men, Lyell, and Darwin and Huxley. To be tho contem porary or countryman of these Is cer tainly, as Cowper says, "fame enough for any private man." I have Just been reading one of the most Instructive and brilliant of English lives, that of Professor Huxley. He be gan life In a way in which most Ameri cans love to think they began It them selvesthat Is, as "a poor boy." There was procured for him, with the usual difficulty, the post of assistant surgeon In the navy, a place In which he passed four or five years of obscure drudgery without really gaining for himself a secure foot hold on the official ladder. When ho left tho navy, and wished to marry, he had to pass through the usual process of knocking af many doors. In many parts of the world, without meeting with any satisfactory response. But as soon as ho had definitely chosen science as his prov ince and r determined that truth alone should be his pursuit, his rise was rapid. I am not competent to estimate proper ly the valuo of his scientific work, but tho world has placed him in the front rank. I am competent, however, to esti mate his character, which has. from his first year to his last, excited my un mixed admiration. Darwin's appearance on the scene in England, with his doctrine of evolution, was really not unlike the appearance of Erasmus at Oxford, 400 years ago, with "tho new learning." But Darwin would have made poor progress, save for the aid of Huxley. Darwin had wonderful scientific sagacity, and promul gated his new gospel with a winning mad- esty. but It was too much modesty tor the world In which It appeared. It was a world brought up under the Influence of tha clergy, In literal acceptance of the Biblical theories of the creation and the growth of man and his world. The church and the upper classes m England were dead-set against Darwin's theories. Tho Idea that man was evolved from some sort of monkey was enough to discredit them. All "tho best people," to use the Tribune's phrase, believed that man had been created In the Garden ot Eden. 6000 years ago, and woman out of one of Adam's ribs, and not only this, but that It was Impious to doubt it an opinion that still lingers. These beliefs, although slightly disturbed by Sir Charles Lyell. still held their ground firmly at the time of the Oxford convocation In I860. I do not belleva that there was any country In- the world In which the union between church and state was then so strong. The social as well as the religious prejudices of the country were with the church, not simply as a religious Institu tion, but as property, which, to an Eng lishman. Is a very sacred thing. Until very lately the "squarson." as he was called, otherwise the minister who preached In the church, and at tho same time owned tho parish, was a very fa miliar figure in English life. Thus man who attacked the church's doctrine ar raved against themselves almost the whole of English society. Consequently, when a man as popular and of as much charm as the Bishop of Oxford led his forces in defence of orthodox views of man's creation at convocation, It required great courage to attack him. That cour age Darwin had not probably, but Hux ley was there, and listened to the bishop's absurd ridicule of the theory that man was descended from a monkey with the same Joy of battle which Cromwell felt In seeing the Scots descend from the heights above Dunbar. Huxley's reply to the bishop, sternly re buking him for attacking with flippancy a great master of science, of which he was profoundly. Ignorant, was ono of the most striking incidents of the century, and one of the most far-reaching In its effects. It not only bowled the bishop over and destroyed 'his Influence, but It raised Darwinism, at ono stroke, to .a height at which no parson could assail It without rendering himself a little ridiculous. It placed Huxley, too, at once to the front rank not only of scientific men, but of controversialists, and revealed to the world the fact that he was the fore most of English dialecticians. The rest of his career was a series of unbroken trlnmnhs In whloh his virtues as a man 1 were no less fullv dlsnlaved than his keenness and vigor and Bagaclty as a philosopher. His' career was cut short; he fell a victim at last, as so many other eminent men have done, to his eagerness for work. There has been rare ly a better Illustration of a man's physl cal ruin through the ardor of his own temperament. Huxley remained, during the rest of his life, noted for his antagonism to the old orthodox Interpretation of Scripture. In fact, he was, for a time, the bete-noire of parsons, but they gradually became converted, or at least accustomed, to his views. The last time I saw him was tho year before his death, in the dining-room of the Athenaeum Club, surrounded by a considerable number of ecclesiastical dig nitaries, who were Just about to lunch. On the strength of my slight acquaint ance with him In New York. I asked him to lunch at the same table with me. and Jokingly expressed my wonder at his willingness to venture Into a retreat In which he was so completely surrounded by "clerks In holy orders." He smilingly repudiated the thought that there was any danger In the situation, and declared that he lived on the best of terms with them, as long" as they let him alone. He was really, though very fond of dia lectics, no stirrer-up of strife. It was not possible to do as much as he did to shake established religious beliefs with out exciting a good deal of religious con. troversy, which he never Bhlrked. His two principal antagonists in this field were the late Duke of Argyl and Mr. Gladstone Mr. Gladstone, because, though a past-master In politics and political economy, ho was never able to divest himself of an Interest In theology, though for theological controversy he was not thoroughly equipped, and the Duke of Argyl. because he had an extraordinary conceit of his own omniscience. Hux ley never avoided these frays, but he never sought them, although minds like Gladstone's, through their want of logical training, excited his Ire. His own Intel lectual organ was most powerful, and was equal to Any kind of work, from comforting the poor to speculating on the origin of species. He is an immense loss to England, as well as to science, but he has found In his son a rare piece of good fortune, a biographer worthy of him. B. L. G. New Tork, tfew Year's day, 1901. XQTE AND COMMENT. If you have bills to pass, prepare for trouble now. This Is the season when Salem peopta make up for lost time. The scene of battle has shifted from tha Hotel Perkins to the state capltol. If all the bills that have been prepared shall pass. Oregon will never again be a lawless state. The cruises of the Umatilla Reef light ship would make an Interesting narratlva of ocean travel. Don't co to any of the Federal offices for the next few days with the expecta tion of finding any one In them. A sea serpent has beon caught in Can ada at a time of year when it is utterly useless to Summer hotel keepers. The fool killer should take a day oft and devise a new means of torture for the man who cries "fire" in a crowded hall. There Is talk now of a musical trust. The concert of tho powers has already supplied an example of a musical distrust. Judging from tha way tho English pa pors are groveling In humility. Kipling's Recessional Is not; very necessary over there at present. Abraham Lincoln's epigrams are safe, from misquotation Just now, but wait till they begin to turn up In the columns ot' the Lincoln Commoner. It Is understood that the object of Sen ator McBride's return to Oregon Is merely to assist the passage of needed legisla tion. In needed legislation Senator Mc Bride Includes his re-election. A rich man's difficulties in getting lnta the Kingdom of Heaven are as easy aa falling off a log compared to the tribula tions of a girl who Is not a member ot tho Hlch School Alumni trying to get Into one of the parties of that exclusive as sociation. Rev. Dr. Washington Gladden's activity In Columbus municipal affairs continues. He Is Just now deep in a controversy over the street railway franchise, and, as may be imagined. Dr. Gladden wants the pub lic to have all that It is entitled to. He advocates seven or eight tickets for a quarter, all-night cars and the payment of a considerable cash compensation to tho city by the street railway company. The Lay of tbe Federal Brigade. Now here's to little George MoBrlde, who keeps us where we are; While he has got a halt a show we'll rally from afar. For all of us hold offices and so have time to burn. We'll leave our clerks behind at home, our salaries to earn. While we rush bravely to the fray, our force all allied To boost the great and glorious cause ot ltttlo George MeBrtde. We will shout, shout, shout, , Our leader's name on high. And alt turn out. To do for him or die; We've got to hold our Jobs or cold We'll find the vast outside. Let no man shirk, but eaeh one work For little Georre MaBrlde. We may not be industrious as other men, per haps, But what's the use of working when we all of us have snaps? The offices we're holding down will get alone somehow Without the aid of sweat upon the office-holder's brow; But now's the time we've' got to' hump or else a sweeping tide Will bear ub elear beyond the reach of little. George McBride. We will pray, pray, pray. For the triumph ot our oause. And we'll force delay In the passage of all laws. Unless we get George In, you bet. We will not be defied. For we have planned to safely land Our little George MoBrlde. It makes no difference what we do, our boss Is Uncle Sam; Fof men who say we ought to werk we do not give a Our Jobs are fat, our draw-down big1, and what we want to do Is stay right where we are Just now, and stay ferever, toe. And so we all will rally 'round our chief from far and wide; For it Is off with us If it is off with Gtorga McBride. Then we'll drill, drill, drill, At Salem every day; And pull until ' Wo get things done our way; We've got the dough, and time to go. In fact, we're well supplied With all we need to help to speed The cause ot George MoBrlde. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGRAPHERS Between Friends. Miss Oletlmer I think kissing is so foolish'. Miss Maybudd Oh! But you musn't believe everything you read. Puck. Not an Endearing Trait. "Hlggs doesn't seem to be popular with the hostess." "No; he keeps trying to do sllght-of-hand tricks with cut-glass tumblers." Chicago Record Her Pessimism. He I see they are makins clothes now out of wood fiber. She Oh! what's the use? Somebody will be sure to Invent a. new kind of moth. Philadelphia Press. The Cornfed Philosopher. "The question as to whether a man marries his first love," said the Cornfed Philosopher, "ain't so Important In the long run as whether he has married the last one." Indianapolis Press. Strategy. Smarte 1 don't suppose you want to borrow five or ten dollars? Lamb No, fact Is. I'm unusually flush Just at present. Smarte Isn't that nice! By the way, I suppose you can accommodate with a twenty? Awfully glad to have met you. Boston Transcript. Reconciled. "They are going to sing Blrby's latest sentimental ballad when the condemned man Is led to the fatal chair." "Isn't that somewhat singular?" "Yes. But the murderer requested It as a last favor. He says It kind o' reeonolles him to sudden death." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Natural Regret. "I got drunk on tbe morn ln' of the now century, y'r Honer," explained Tuff old Knutt, "to drown my serrer." "What was there about the new century to fill you with sorrow?" asked the Magistrate. "I got to thlnkln' that mebby I wouldn't live through It. y'r Honor." Chicago Tribune. By the Waters of Galilee. Clinton Bcollard In the Century. The wind Is low In the oleanders, 8oftly stirring the rosy sea. Out from a bill a. rill meanders Down to tbe waters of Galilee. ' A burning blazon of blue enamels The rainless heaven that arches o'er; And DrusesPdrowse by their crouching camels Where meadows dip to the shingly shore. Crumbling walls that the hyssop clings to. Such ts Magdala's glory now; And the only ear that the cuckoo sings to Is that of his mate on the carob bough. The columned city that Herod fashioned. That glistened white In the noonday b;aze, Naught is left of Its past Impassioned Save ghosts that wander Its squalid ways. Never a sail nor a galley oaring Tbe shimmering reaches of liquid calm; Only a watchful vulture soaring Over the crest of a lonely palm. But still the mountains, violet, vernal. And the brooding vales where the shep herds be. And tbe sun. In Its equipoise eternal. Looking down upon Galilee. And ever, to halo the desert place. By the spelt of the glrdtag sllenee bound. The hatlntlng thought ot tbe face of faces, Of Him through whom this U holy gTouadt rftShU ittffBrifiJ-JBi ife'HftUftufim -Vii-f i -iY-'Mt' V- m'is A.. i&aJM&wfe" .i. s;-54 . jtiuiohAiifi rAiJ-afc. t All) -fr. ,f: frM.. li k ilVnti