',,!1 THE MOENING OREGONIAN, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1900. V-Wi-yjSqyyygpt JfJgV&grWgX tfTTff 1' jjg " : CITY NEWS IN BRIEF Amusements Todar. 3V AM GRAVD "Branm's In Town." Maunee and evening. 5IlDItA.TS THEATER rWashlnrton street) - Tennessee's Partner." Matinee and ei enlng. MJPOL.ITA1C THEATER Th!nI trM V-"acl Ja 6pruceby." ilatlnee and even- Caxb Back for Thanksgiving. About month ago one Joe Basket, a "bis In- wno, on account of bavins lost a fece of one of bis legs In a steamboat iccldent. had been taken on as a boarder the County Poor Farm, was expelled !rom that institution for conduct unbe coming a gentleman. The living there ras so much more luxurious than what Joseph bad been accustomed to that he raxed fat, became coltish and seemed ln- lned to run the place. It is the custom the Poor Farm for the boarders to ce only two square meals on Sundars id to have a cold "snack" between lem. which is eaten in picnic style. Joe sis'ea on carrying his lunch away from le d.ning-room on as many dishes as he auia mi and carry, and when the steward abjected, Joe got gay and began to juggle nn ine crocicery, and finally threw a :er at the steward, which struck him sver the eye and cut a sash. For this levity Joe was dismissed from the bed ind board of the Poor Farm and has een wandering on the barren hills of sin md unrullness, and ho found the grass iignty short and no dishes to throw round. The accumulation of adlDose Us. sue wherewithal he had clothed his ribs luring his stay at the Farm began to llsappcar and his hose became a world too wide for his shrunk shank, for ho las only one. He finally decided to play le part of the prodigal son and return the Poor Farm, where ho knew the Catted calf and any number of fat chick ens, with lots of stuffing and gravy, would o served on Thanksgiving. He called on ie County Commlssionors and presented lis case, expressing his rccrets for hav ing thrown the dishes around, and finally ras told that if he -would humble himself id beg the pardon of Superintendent inson. he might return to the Farm md remain there during his good be lavlor. He gladly accepted these terms knd hied himself back to the Farm, where le ate Just enough humble pie to give llmself a good appetite for Thanksgiving 1 Inner, at which he played a very lively lue and fork. A Christian Scientist Is lo bo employed to make his short leg row out ae long as the other and then he will be able to go back to steaci- koaung. No Home roit the Dog. A respectable joking couple boarded a 'bus last even- ig at the Grand Central Station and lode up to a prominent hotel. They reg- Jtered and were assigned a room on the third floor before the clerk discovered lat they had a little dog with them. Then le sent up word that the canine must Pome down and take up his quarters in le basement, which was guaranteed to ft comfortable, and where a soft rug rould be placed at his disposal. This leesage brought the head of the family wn to the office, and he offered to aarantee to pay for all damages the Ice might cause, but said he could not ear to the dear little thing's being put way in the basement. It had been the lonstant companion of his wife for the last seven years, he said, and she would lot be able to sleep a wink without it. le clerk was inexorable: the landlord id given orders that no dogs should be imitted to the rooms, and orders must le obeed. Then the dog owner offered pay for his 'bus ride and be permitted depart. He was not charged for his ide, and in a few minutes the trio man. and dog came down the elevator, canine In its mistress' arms. Sho Doked grieved, and the last that was seen If the party they were standing on a street corner looking up and down the ir.ospltable sidewalks of a strange city. pondering where they could And a bed- loom for themselves add tire dog. Entertainment at T. M. C. A. Alba leywood drew a large" crowd -at the X. C, A. auditorium last night, and every Cumber and response ellcted apprecia tive applause, and his happy hits kept le audience in frequent outbursts of rjghter, Mr. Heywood's best work was the impersonation of selections from nil Carleton, but made decided hits in io "Observations of Dennis Mudd," the IcsBlmlst, and In "Grandma's Big Boy." ie rendition of Will Carleton's "The New fhurch Organ" was exceptionally good. Ind the effect of a new church organ jr.d regulation choir in the congregation the old sister, who had been a faithful lember under the old orthodox rules for period of 40 years, was strikingly por- fayed. An insight Into the real make- of the ordinary pessimistic growler ras given in the harangue of Dennis tuJd The songs and Jokelets were en- rtalnlng and amused the auditors. Mr. wood Is supported by a talented com. my. including Miss Emlle Cole, the so- rano soloist; Miss Gertrude Monroe, vlo- :1st, and Gustave Ullrich, vlolocellist. Ullrich s 'cello solos were well re vived and he responded to an encore after ich number. Miss Gertrude Monroe was hcelved with applause each time that &e appeared on the stage, and Miss Cole lared to an equal extent In the honors :tended to M-. Heywood's company. Boat Service on the Willamette rvEn. Commencing Thursday, No- fcmb-T 29. the O. R. & N. Co. lilt Inaugurate a dally service on W lllamette betweo c Portland id Independence, and a. thrlce-a- leck service to Albany and Corvallls. The knowing schedule will be effective on the sove date: Steamer Modoc will leave irUand at 6 A. M. for Corvallls and Al ly en Tuesdays, Thursdays and Satur- lys, leaving Corvallls at fl A. M. on Mon eys, Wednesdays and Fridays; Steamer Euth, for Salem and Independence, leave irtland at 6 A. M. on Mondays. Wed- bsdays and Fridays, leaving Indepen- ice on opposite days at a A. M.; steam- Elmore, for Dayton and Yamhill River bints, leaves Portland at A. M. on xesdays, Thursday and Saturdays; re ining, leaves Dayton on Mondays, Wed- sdajs and Fridays at 6 A. II. These ata have all been overhauled and are first-class condition to handle freight id passengers. iborincj Men Ark Mors Plkntiful. .boring men are more numerous in irtland than for some time past, and ley nearly all want to find work in the bulb or be passed on down the line :re the heat of the sun Is a little nsrer than it is In the North. No Jobs that kind are offerlnc this Fall, how ler, though many laborers are needed Idaho and Wyoming, cheap fares from fcrtlind being provided. The pass system ter the various roads has been dlsoon- Snied and a charge of 1 cent a mllo is tw made, for men who desire to go out the work This new rule keeps the :n In Portland to a greet extent, and Jobs near town are given the preter it hb New Habbrdasket to be opened lorrow by M Stchel. at 2SS Washing- street, will be a very modern gen- imens furnishing shop fitted up with I the most modern nxetures and showing strictly high-class line of fine domestic Imported gentlemen s fixings, among novelties a full lllne of Imported Eng- collars and cuffs, fine Parisian neck- ar and special Unc of fine "Craven- and Raglans. Mr. Sichel is well )wn In Portland, and should receive the snage of this city's best dressers who ;reclate exclusivenoas in their furnish- and dress. boNORBQATiOKAl Bazaar. The annual iar of the ladles of the First lurch wllll be held next Tues- and Wednesday evenings. December id 5. Articles unique, useful and lentaL suitable for Christmas prep- will be on sale, also rare Indian ptographs. The series of addresses by pastor on ohuroa music win also be New England supper weanesuay tnlng Further particulars later. Ieattls Realtt wanted, for whloh I furnish ready cash customers. Send full particulars. A. S. Gross, C23 Bailey Siding Wholesale Burglar. E. W. Crichton and J. M. Arthur were yesterday compar ing notes and "Jollying" each other about their losses from the depredations of burglars. Crichton, mourned the loss of ten pairs of blankets and several looking glasses, whloh some enterprising fellow secured on board the steamer Telephone a short time ago by breaking through four doors. His troubles were nothing to those of Mr. Arthur, whose residence at Mount Tabor bas been robbed five times during tne past season. Mr. Arthur and his wife were at the coast a good part of the Summer, and the burglar roamed at will through their house and took what he wanted. He seemed to be familiar with their house plenishing and chose only the best articles, such as real lace curtains, tne largest mirror and choicest pictures, etc. He visited the house for the fifth time about three weeks ago, and made a most minute and careful search for things which cultea his taste. From the selec tions made it is supposed that he is fit ting himself up elegant bachelor quarters or going into the lodging-house business, as none of the plunder has been found in any of the places where such property is usually disposed of. The last time he vis ited the house he moved one of the finest bureaus on the premises out Into a posi tion for conveniently carting it away, and also got a handsome walnut card table ready for removing by packing the drawer as full as possible with table linen, etc It has been suggested to Mr. Arthur that he leave a bill of sale of all his remaining household goods in some conspicuous place in his house where the burglar will be sure to find it on his next visit, and that he start life anew under more favorable conditions. He, however, thinks it would suit him better to meet the burglar and present tho remainder of tho goods to him, ad the only thing he would ask In return Is to be Informed as to what use the articles are to bo put. Loooino Camps Shut Down. Perry Hinkle, who has a logging camp on Coal Creek, not far from Stella, was in the city yesterday. He says that consider able number of logging camps along the Columbia have closed down for the Win ter, some large ones, and some small ones. The camps which have closed down are principally ones in which horses are used for hauling the logs out to the river. and mostly those in which the logs have to be hauled for some distance. The heavy rains have made the logging roads impassable for teams, and it does not pay to corduroy or "puncheon" them. Puncheoned roads are also bad for horses to be worked on, and soon disable them. Owing to the number of camps shut down thero Is no overplus of logs accumulating, as there are only about as many got out as tho mills can use, which Is a very satisfactory condition of affairs for the loggers, who are operating their camps. Wht Policemen Were Removed. The discharge of H. H. Hewitt from the police force for conduct unbecoming an officer was necessary, according to the Chief, of Police, for the reason that he took a trip over to the East Side several weeks ago and became Intoxicated. Hewitt was not on watch at tho time, having the Union Depot beat on this side of the river, and might have been excused if he had not made a show of himself 1a the presence of a large number of people. This Is the statement of Chief McLauch lan, who said it is necesssary to discipline the force. It is reported that about a month ago Hewitt visited a North End dive and was relieved of his watch and money while he was having a good time, but the Chief states that this affair was not made kiown to him. W. L. Pang burn was removed as patrolman, the Chief said, on complaint of a crib woman. Bert Farrell in Alexandria. A let ter lately received from Bert Farrell In forms his friends that he was in Alex andria, Egypt, early this month, and was- preparing to go to Jerusalem. He suc ceeded In gaining admission to St. Peter's, while in Rome, and saw the Pope, and from the contrast between him and the 20,000 other pilgrims in the church, mostly Rusians, he was recognized as one of the faithful from far-off America, and was honored with a special salutation from His Holiness. Mr. Farrell writes that Jerusalem is as far as he is golns on this occasion, and that he will take the back track from there. To continue on to India, China and Japan and home across the Pacific would prolong his ab sence soma three months, and he has not that amount of time to spare. En Route to Umpqua. F. M. Thomp son arrived yesterday from Atlanta, 111., and left last night for the home of his uncle. ex-State Senator John Emmett, at Umpqua Ferry. Douglas County. Mr. Thompson was here six years ago, and, after recovering his health In this Ore gon climate, returned to Illinois. He has again returned to regain his health, and will make his home here permanently. Mr. Thompson says there "will be a large immigration from the vicinity of Atlanta to Oregon, as soon as the desiring Immi grants can dispose of their holdings. He is partial to the dry, mild climate of the Umpqua Valley, and considers that tho healthiest section of the United States. St. Andrew's Society Smoker. The St. Andrew's Society, of Oregon, will cele brate Its twenty-fifth anniversary tonight at the Auditorium Hall with a concert and smoker. It goes without saying that there will be a big crowd and that the occasion will not be solemn. Concert nightly during dinner hours at Brandes' Restaurant, 145 First St. Plentt Plowsr8 at Burkhardt's, 23 &G UP-TO-DATE SPECIALTIES. At the FrederlclMbxirg This Week. The current attractions at the Freder icksburg merit the hearty approbation of the public, and. Judging from the in creased attendance each night, this music hall is winning in popularity. Among the drawing cards may be mentioned the Ber lin sisters, San Francisco's favorite sing ers, direct from Fisher's Concert Hall. Tho klnetoscope pictures of the famous Jeffrles-Fltxslmmons championship battle are decidedly realistic, and a great suc cess. They must be seen to be fully ap preciated. Trusty and Trusty and Epps and Epps are certainly making a wonder ful hit in their ragtime life act. The re turn of the three "Valeres. the marvelous acrobats. Is meeting with Just applause. Many other unique attractions are of fered. ' WHERE TO DINE. Have you observed tho constantly In creasing natronage at the Portland res taurant, 306 Washington street LIVESTOCK BREEDING Is fast becoming the leading Industry of the Pacific Northwest. The Rural Spirit will keep you posted on this great indus try In Its every branch. Published weekly at 131 Third street, Portland, Or. Send for free sample copies. BUSINESS ITEMS. If Bator Is Catting Teeth. Be acre and u?f- that old and well-tried remedy. Mrs. Wlnslow'a Soothlar Syrup, for children teethlne It aoothei tae child, softens the cumi, allays all pain, cure wind colic and dlarraoaa. sunday; humor PROFESSIONAL PIANO-TUNERS. Soule Bros., professional piano-tuners, tone and action regulators. Experts In all delicate repair work. Years of ex perience with the leading Chicago houses. Reasonable prices by the year or other wise. Remember the address, 221 West Park, corner of Salmon. TeL Brown 1000. A confirmed toper of Franklin. Pa., made a bet previous to the election that If McKtaley was successful be would subsist entirely on whisky for six months. He essayed to falall his obligation, but after a few days his stom ach revolted, and he found It physically Impos sible to continue drinking. He bas now become a strict teetotaler 9 Biliousness, dlszlness, nausea, headache, are relieved by small doses of Carter's Little Liver Pills. Winter Underwear and Hjaslery. New York Mercantile Company, 205 Third. TO RAISE CHURCH DEBTS GOOD WORK OF PRESDDISG ELDER L. E. ROCKWELL. Methodist Congregations Getting Into Good Condition Affairs of the East' Side. Dr. Li. E. Rockwell, presiding elder for the Portland district, has been very busy since he entered on that work, but had time to spend Thanksgiving at his home on the East Side. He says that the churches under his care are enjoying much of the prosperity that has come to the country. Those which have been carrying the burden of debt, he said, are making preparations for lifting the debts. Five have already started in that direc tion, and will certainly succeed. Dr. Rockwell said he should encourage that kind of work, as a church debt Is a mill stone around the neck of the society. He expresses the hope that every church in his district will soon be freed from all debt. He said that the little society at Knappa, Or., Is struggling manfully to get the new building, furnished. Some Portland people have been helping in getting furniture and in seating the audi torium. At Warren, the new church will bo dedicated one week from next Sun day, practically without debt On the whole, Dr. Rockwell Is pleased with his work, and Is looking for a successful year In all lines. The pastor and members of the Wood lawn Methodist Church have till the 1st of December In which to pay a debt of 51000, which hangs over the church and manse. On the 1st the mortgage becomes due, and must be paid. Revl Andrew Monroe, the pastor, and the members, who have been making a vigorous effort to raise the money, are succeeding finely, over $700 having been secured already, and the rest is in sight. The owner of the mortgage has thrown off several years' Interest as her contribution, which is considerable. It is expected the whole sum will be made up by Sunday. Other churches in the city have been helping to raise the money. Thankful He Is Alive. Dr. Chambers, a well-known East Side physician, Is very thankful that he Is alive, and yesterday ate his Thanksgiving dinner In the proper spirit He has fully recovered from a series of accidents that befell him the past few months. First, he had his great toe operated on for an ingrowing nail. He was then called out to Montavilla to attend a patient, and while there the patient rocked on the toe and crushed it so as to necessitate another operation. Shortly after recov ering from this, ho was called out to Lincoln Park after dark, and It was necessary to Jump across a deep ditch. Here he miscalculated and fell short of the other side, striking his shin a fear ful blow on a plank and straining him self severely. For some time he lay per fectly still, thinking of course that his leg was broken, and wondering how he was to get home, how long It would take him to get home, and how he would pay his $500 subscription to the new Presby terian Church; and many other things ran through his mind before he tried to get on his feet. He got up on what he sup posed was the sound leg, and carefully examined the other one to locate the fracture, but to his delight he could not find It. After he recovered from that ac cident he met with another. He was rid ing on his bicycle, when In gome way the front wheel turned and he fell off on the stone pavement with great force, frac turing some of thebones of the back of his left hand. That was the last acci dent In the chapter. He is now fufly restored, and as he ate his roast turkey yesterday he uttered a fervent prayer of thankfulness that conditions had been no worse, and asked that the coming year would be less accidental than the past one had been. Cheese Factory Relocated. Tho cheese factory at Falrview has been relocated on the land of A. O. Jackson, which is within a short distance of the Smith Memorial Church, and when the buildings have been put up the factory will be moved from the present location on the Thomas ground. It Is thought that the new site will be an improve ment on the old ono, and more central. Modern machinery will be used In the new buildings. The need of more room has been felt by the owner, A. Carlson, for some time, and the new buildings will be put up shortly. It Is desired that tiie amount of milk used shall be In creased about five times before the 1st of March. About 1500 pounds of milk is taken per day, and when this has been Increased five times It will mean a great deal for the dairy farmers on Columbia Slough, and beyond the Sandy River. Thore Is a very rich dnlry district sur rounding Falrview, which Is being de veloped through this cheese factory. Milk will be taken from east of the Sandy and along the Columbia Slough. The mar ket for the output Is practically without limit, as the cheese is always first-class. Falrview will become a rival of the Gresham factory, which has Increased Its output this year very largely. The former factory, however, has the advan tage of being on the .railroad to Port land. Both factories are adding very much to the value of the farms In that part of the country. Flafr-Ralafhg. One of the pleasing events of the en tertainment given at the Orient school house, Pleasant Home, Wednesday after noon, was the raising of the fine new flag over the building at tho close of the programme. The entertainment, which was gotten up by Mrs. Foatherstone and the teachers of the school, consisted of liter ary and musical numbers, and short ad dresses of a patriotic character. There was a large attendance of the friends and patrons of the school, and for them the exercises were highly pleasing. The pu pils also took much interest. At the closo the handsome new flag was raised over the building, and as It gracefully un folded to the breeze It was saluted with a great shout from the pupils. The school deserves credit for Its enterprise In pur chasing the flag, the money having been raised by the school through entertain ments. Visited His Old Home. John B. Kelly, now of Philadelphia, visited his old home at Pleasant Home yesterday, where he was raised from boy hood and lived for so many years. He Is the son of the late Archon Kelly, a pioneer of Powell's Valley. He was sur prised and pleased over the progress that section has made since he was last out there. However, ho found that the old cemetery there had been sadly neglected, and will take steps to have it repaired. Fences have been torn down and cattle and sheep run over and desecrate the graves. Before he returns to Philadelphia he hopes to have the fences restored and the cemetery repaired. While at Pleasant Home, Mr. Kelly met many of his old friends, and he had a pleasant visit with them. Public Entertainment. The following programme will be given this evening at the United Brethren Church, East Fifteenth and East Market streets, by the Young People's Christian Union: 7:46, praise service; topic, "Thanksgiv ing"; leader, Mrs. Sherman Miller; 8:30, literary and musical; select reading. Miss Kate Oldaker; male quartet, arranged by George Boyles; address, "Open Doors for Young Men," Edward Doveland; recita tion. Carl Cluster; select reading, Ken neth Long. Everybody Is welcome to these Friday-night meetings. East Side Notes. Captain R. I. Hennls. of Mount Tabor, v?hq, has been at Catlln. Wash., where 'he had "been undergoing treatment for AT THE RATE OF A DOZEN A DAY EVERYBODY IN THE DEAL MONEY PLENTY. AND Wideawake Ruyers Taking Advam take of an Unprecedented Oppor-' tnnlty at Ellers Piano House Sac-.' rlfice Sale. Thesa are busy times at Ellers Piano House. Fine pianos and organs are be ing snapped up by shrewd buyers every hour of the day. We are compelled to buy out a retiring: gartner's Interest in this concern. We ave never borrowed a single dollar out side of the firm since commencing busi ness, nor do we feel that we want to take another partner Into th'e firm now. We are therefore confronted by the ne cessity of converting at least one-third of our nresent Rtock into cash or short-time paper, and to accomplish this purpose in the limited time at our command, we have commenced a special closing -out sale of our Portland stock at such low S rices, the equal of which have never eretofore been seen in print. You will find here some fine square pl-anos-Chlckering, Steinway, Hallet & Da vis, Emerson, Durand, Fischer and other makes, for sale at $48, $37, and JSS respect ively: strictly up-to-date squares, worth, $100, $110 and $135 respectively, at the low est estimate. Several second-hand uprights and used organs, for a mere song. We offer a strictly high-grade, fancy seven and one-third octave piano, full swinging duet music desk, revolving lock board, with three pedals, the third a soft or practice pedal, for $216, which is less than half price. A fancy figured Brazil ian mahogany case for $22 more money. Largest, cabinet grand sire, thoroughly reliable, lully warranted upright pianos In mahogany or oak, standing four feet nlno Inches high, with large duet desk, rolling fall-board, and tnree pedals, In struments that we guarantee cannot be bought In Chicago or at the New York factory for less than $325 each, will go during the sale for $178. Rosewood cases for $22 still less money. With the exception of the three high est priced styles, the cost of which slight ly exceeds $350, and on which terms of payment will not be made less than $100 down and $20 a month, all pianos are for sale on payment of $16, $20 or $25 down, and at the rate of $6, $S, and $10 a month, according to make, style and design. Every piano and organ sold will be ac companied by the respective manufac turer's five years' warranty, duly counter signed by us, thus fully protecting the customer in every way. This sale Is now In full progress at 351 Washington street, in our new Music bljck, and if you have any possible use . fcr a piano or an organ, come at once, a'ld do not delay, for times are prosperous now, many are taking advantage of this opportunity at this time of year, and we will turn this stock Into money or paper within a Tery few days. Store open day and night till stock is closed out. Re member our street number. Ellers Piano House, 351 Washincton street. cancer, has returned home Improved. Mr. Honnls Is one of the pioneers of Mount Tabor, -where he has many friends. The Methodist Church at Pleasant Home is to be generally repaired. Tho Inside will be repapered and made more attractive. J. G. Stephens and Miss Bene field are a committee to raise the money for the repairs, and they will call on the residents for their contributions. Some of the farmers have been caught with their potatqes still In the ground. When the cold snap came along some .had their potatoes dug and out in the field without shelter, and these were ruined hy the cold weather: but the most of tho farmers had their crop harvested and put away, and the loss will be small. Dr. Wise, room 6K. The Dekum. PJ3ER OF S0USAS BAND. Return, of the Royal Marine Band of Italy. In order to fill a Winter's engagement In New York City, the Royal Marine Band of Italy must cut short the Pacific Coast tour and will be able to give only two performances on the return to Port land, namely, Sunday afternoon, Decem ber 2 at 2:15, and Sunday evening at 8:13, at the Exposition building. They leave late Sunday night direct for the East. Popular prices will rule 50 cents for either performance. To those who have heard this most ex cellent band no word of commendation is necessary. For the benefit of those who have not heard It, let a critic in The Sun day Oregonlan be quoted: "These Italians play our own National airs with a splendid dash and go that drives every American among us half mad with delight; their orchestration of Mendelssohn shows almost a German per ception of 'clang-tint'; they are even able to infuse melody Into Wagner; but It is in the Italian music of Verdi, Rossini, Donizetti, Mascagni and the rest that all their native fire, dramatic Instinct and passionate sense of beauty blossom forth. "Everyone must have observed the pe culiar softness and mellow richness of tone that characterize their brass Instru ments. There was none of that strident harshness that usually grates upon the ear in even our best American and Ger man bands. One reason for this is the use of trumpets in place of cornets. A mellow effect that approaches more near ly the human voice is thus produced; for the trumpet takes the soprano part In the score; Mlnolitl uses only one cornet, where Sousa, In a band of about the same number of Instruments, uses four. Another difference to be noted is the complete absence of the slide trombone, the most incorrigible of all instruments. .Sixty years ago this was In vogue In Italy, but now It has almost entirely given place to the valve trombone, because this is es teemed by Italians as more suitable for melody." A Ful 1 sssKisiiiishF lfl FAMOUS CLOTHING HOUSE Morrison and Second Streets Presents For TAKE A LOOK IN OUR MORRISON STREET WINDOW AND SEE THE Big Footballs i. Big Drums Big Wagons " And many other suitable presents we are giving with purchases of Boys' Suits, Overcoats and Mackintoshes. A present of some kind goes with each purchase. Don't fail to note the low prices. SAM'L ROSENBLATT & CO. THE THIRD AND MORRISON COMI1CG ATTRACTIONS. Gran's Opera Company. Theater-goers will have next Monday. December 3, at the Marquam Grand, an opportunity of seeing the brilliant young comedian, Frank Desbon, vho is one of America's most popular fun-makers, In the lateBt and greatest New York sensa tion. "Isle of Champagne," which is one of the best theatrical properties in Amer ica. It is proving a veritable gold mine to Manager Grau, for the theaters every where have been filled to overflowing. Tho engagement of the Grau Opera Com pany In Seattle was a record-breaker in point of receipts. The coming of Grau to Portland has been a long-looked-for event, and no doubt will be received hers as it has everywhere, by a packed housp. The repertoire to be presented here is new to Portland: Monday and Tuesday nights, "Isle of Champagne," Wednesday Tnatlnee, "Little Tycoon." Wednesday and Thursday nights, Sousa's "El Capltan." A Breeay Time." Those "who like a theatrical entertain ment on the principle that It will make them laugh heartily by sitting down and taking it in. without the necessity of do ing much thinking to follow the develop ments of the story, will find "A Breezy Time." which la to be seen for the week at the Metropolitan, to possess all the requirements. The comedy, while old In years being replete with catchy music and entertaining varieties, never fails to please Its auditors. The comedy mado its first visit to the Pacific Coast last season, and Is naturally no stranger to theater-troers. but Is pleasantly remem bered by all who witnessed the perform ance on tnat occasion, wiien it iiiuua many friends, who will be pleased to greet the return visit. While the plot is not such as would cause a person to won der how to follow It, the action is fast and furious, and the audience is kept in a roar of laughter from the opening act to the close of the performance. "My Krlend From Indin." One of the best attractions of the sea son, and one that Is all it claims to be, really productive of an unforced laugh. Is "My Friend From India," which comes to Cordray's Theater, for four nights, commencing Sunday, December 2. The company this year Is exceptionally good, and is headed by Miss May Vokes, the original Tilly in the Bijou Theater, New York, production. Manager Myron B. Rice has introduced a number of high class vaudeville numbers in this year's production of "My Friend From India," making it more attractive than ever. KlpUnsr's Return to Grace. New York Tribune. Anxious readers of Mr. Rudyard Kip ling, who have watched with increasing sorrow the flagrant waste of his abilities in the writing of stories like those oi "Stalkty & Co.," or In the composition, of vixenish diatribes like those which have been offered to us in the guise of letters or "stories" on the South African war, may recover their confidence in him within a short time. Tho first pages of "Kim of the Rishtl" have appeared in the December number of McClure's Maga zine, and while Mr. Kipling's previous attempts at novel writing have not In clined us to expect much from his latest excursion Into the field, there is at least a renewal of his old style In this opening Installment of "Kim," It is free from the bumptiousness which has lately made him almost Impossible to read. The small boy who Is the hero of the new story is a Dress Suit or Tuxedo, for Thanksgiving Day or any evening affair. It Is the proper thing for gen tlemen who dress up to date. Price less than half of what the tailor asks. Ours are the finest. RELIABLE POPULAR-PRICED CLOTHIERS STREETS OPENING ANNOUNCEMENT I take pleasure in announcing the opening of my new men's hab erdashery SATURDAY, DECEMBERS And at the same time lnyite your inspection of a most elegant and. complete line of Imported Ne ckwear. 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