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Hence the call of Chairman Jones, of the democratic committee, for report or information in all :ases where em ployers of labor may endeavor to coerce their employes into voting against Bryan, is not merely a piece of imper tinence. It is also an exhibit of stupid ity. It assumes, in the first place, that employers arc so unjust as to claim the right to dictate in politics to their employes, or 3Uch fools as to suppose their effort could be successful; and in the next place, that men who may be working for others are so great simple tons as not to know how to protect their right to vote as they please, without calling on Mr. Jones for help. There is no doubt that four-fifths of i the employers of labor throughout the country desire the defeat of Bryan. The business interests of the country are nearly a unit against him, because they fear his election would upset busi ness, or at least create serious difficul ties. Business and Industry are now in good shape, and have been during the past three years. Men of business and owners of property, men whose capital Is embarked in commercial or indus trial undertakings, are, by vast major ity, opposed to Bryan, because they h'ave serious apprehensions of interrup tion of the course of industry and busi ness, as a consequence of his success. The agricultural producers of the coun try, the stock men and the mining men, very generally have the same appre hension. It is reasonable. "The manu facturers of the country and the great mercantile class very generally share it. Bryan's chief appeal is to the wage workers of the country. He tells them that their interests and those of their employers are antagonistic Assuming this, he asks the wage-men to cast their votes in the way they may think will Injure their employers. Such appeal is no compliment to the workingmen. It starts on the assumption that they do not know what their own. interests are, but must look to the professional poli tician for instruction. It Is right, of course, for the workingman to choose the policy which he may think best lor the generaJJerests of labor, and, as far as pdBSaction can go, to pursue It through politics. But the subjects that pertain to industry and business are mostly economic, and are controlled chiefly by economic laws. Government can do little but maintain peace and order, stability of money and condi tions favorable to credit and regular course of affairs. Right here is where Bryan is distrusted. Men who carry the responsibilities of business fear Bryan and his party. Bryan knows It, recognizes lt. Hence his appeal to the wageworker against the employer. But we think the good sense of the wageworkers- -of-, the country, which has not d:rted then! hitherto, will not desert them now. The coming elec tion is very much in their hands. No upset or stagnation of business can be -useful to them. In general, for three years past, there has been steady em ployment, of labor, at good wages; and no one can doubt that employers and employes are drawing nearer together in feellngcand interest, not further apart. Bryan's assumption of n grow ing antagonism Is groundless. It is a desperate political expedient. His re peated assertion that employers, are trying to coerce, the votes of their em ployes is part f the same policy of mischief. No employer of labor is such a fool. It could anot be done if men tried. Croker Is the only great boss of voters in the United States. Tammany controls, in ways direct and indirect, not less than 100,000 votes in the City of New York, and Croker is absolute mas ter of Tammany. Political employes can be forced, but industrial employes nex'er. Plowing will begin in good earnest throughout the Willamette Valley next wetk. Farmers generally are "fore handed" with their work this year, the season having been an exceedingly fa vorable one for taking care of crops. Hence most of them have be"en waiting eomewhat impatiently for the overdue Fall rains in order that they might begin to plow. They -do not seem to be at all dismayed by the ravages of the army worm and other vermin last sea- son, but nrc preparing to seed a very large area to wheat this Pall in order to even things up through the crop yield of: 1901, POREIGST MARKETS A NECESSITY. It Is a familiar fact that Increased Industrial capacity and production lie at the economic basis of European ex pansion Into Asiatic and African pos sessions. The conqueror of the olden time took possession, of a country that he might slay or make prisoners of its Inhabitants, and carry off its treasures to enrich his court. The' spread of modern empire carries with it no such consequences, if we except the crude object-lessons prepared at Pekin for Chinese comprehension. Russia in Manchuria, France in Madagascar, Holland In the East Indies, Germany in Africa, England In India and Egypt, are In reality exerting themselves to lift those dependent populations up to a plane where they can provide both markets for Europe's products afid'sup plles of ether sorts that Europe needs to consume. This economic basis of ex pansion applies with peculiar force to the United States, because the increase in our productive power proceeds at a greater ratio than that of any Euro pean nation. In fifty years the population of the United States has increased three-fold, but eur manufactures have increased eighteen-fold. This result Is reached through the inventive talent Of our ! labor and the readiness of our capital to throw,, away old machinery and in stall new. In Iron, new appliances en able twoAmerican workmen to put through forty-eight tons of ore a day, whereas previously six men cOuld put through only eighteen tons. At Home stead, about the same number Of work men produced in 1898 four times the output that was produced in 1892. The coal that took sixty men to handle In a day, eight years ago, onfe man can han dle now with the new electric crane. Here In Portland harbor Captain John Brown's electric grain conveyor enables a man to do as much work as slxor eight men could do in the old way. In East Liverpool, O., a potter invented a machine that dispenses with two as sistants and enables the workman' to turn out 200 dozen cups a day Instead of 50 dozen. The pneumatic atomizer en ables one Unskilled laborer to paint more freight-'cars than can fifteen skilled hand-workers, "With the eight pound pneumatic hammer the workman drives more hails, rivets more boilers, calks more seams and cuts more stone than twenty men can with the old ap pliances. In making shoes, one man now does the work formerly done by sixty. The tendency disclosed by these facts Ib too obvious for argument. "We are confronting the time, evidently, when we shall have difficulty to sell the goods we make unless we Can find new cus tomers for them somewhere. To in crease our native-born or American reared population would only add to the difficulty, for each new workman would make more than he could use and thus increase the surplus. Here is the economic explanation of the en trance of European nations upon the vast undeveloped areas and among the vast undeveloped populations of the globe. "We also can go after these mar kets, or wo can stay at home, accumu late our overproduction, stagnate and starve to death. We must act in two ways. "We must take and hold posses sions that fall to our hands, as haye our new accessions in tho tropics, and we must be ready to maintain commer cial privileges secured by treaty, when ever they Are attacked by oUr Euro pean rivals. Every great nation of Eu rope has its military, naval and com mercial base or bases In Asia, "We .have the Philippines, and If we are blind to our future necessities we can let them go. Then we must not com plain if Europe forces us to buy our tropical products from possessions she has tHe forethought to secure. Then we must not complain if Russia, Great Britain, Germany and France divide China up Into "spheres of influence0 and leve us on "the cold outside." The only, answer to this plain com mercial necessity Is the appeal to senti ment, that we must respect the rights of the people of China. It is a false and foolish plea. The rights of the people of China are the rights of liberty and order, education and trade. The crumbling dynasties and age-long in iquities of rapacious officialism are the only things menaced by the civilization and Christlanizatlon of the Orient "Wherever the methods of working and the standards of living in China, India and Africa are raised to American levels, the lot of their in habitants will be brightened, their minds improved, their morals elevated. The missionary work that philanthropy has failed in, the commercial instinct will do. Our need of Asia is no greater than Asia's need Of Us. STATEJrENT AXD QUESTfOX. When the Spanish War broke oUt, in April, 1898, nobody thought of taking the Philippine Islands. Dewey, how ever, sailed Into Manila "Bay and de stroyed the Spanish fleet We' had not gone there for conquest, and had 'not thought of wanting the country. But the situation has greatly changed since then. Dewy called for troops to help him, and there was instant response. Manila was reduced, Spain was beaten! and sued for peace. While the treaty of peace was pending, Aguinaldo's Tagals attacked our troops, and while this war was raging Spain ceded the islands to the United States. The acquisition of the islands was not a party question. The treaty with Spain through which we adqulred them was supported by Democratic as well as by Republican Senators. Mr. Bryan hurried off to Washington to urge rati fication of the treaty. Senator Hoar, who opposed it, says It could not have been ratified without Bryan.. Seventeen Democratic Senators, following Mr. Bryan's advice, voted for the treaty, and we received the Philippine Islands. What avails it now to iterate that at first The Oregonian, or others, said we didn't want the islands and hadn't gone there for conquest? After we had sent large forces there, among whom our own Oregon Regiment bore so hon orable a part; after .the Tagals had attacked and tried to destroy or expel our troops; after the treaty had been ratified and the sovereignty of the Islands transferred to lis, the state of the case was altogether different. A number of petty partisans of the Democratic press affect to find fault with The Oregonian for Its alleged "in consistency" in this matter. But in fact the whole course of things was changed by the progress ot events, We had to send large forces to the islands; and befora w hud xfai tboucH with the Spaniards- the Tagate attacked us. Then Spain bj treaty ceded the fslands to us. It was not a party matter in the United States. Bryan Alm.s'elf Btood'j for the treaty, and a large proportion $f his party with him. Now, for a parti san, purpose at home, they insist on abandonment o the islands, acquired through their advlfce and assistance.. Our good friends needn't bother about anybddy else's "Inconsistency in thife business. Their own is giving them sufficient trouble: with the country. It was once a question whether we Wanted the Philippine Islands whether, we should take and hold them. That question was long since settled. "We have them. Through conqtiest arid pur chase, arma, blood and money, through treaty, law of nations and usage qt H1b tory, they are ours. Why do Demo crats wish to repudiafe the share borne bv their own party and their own leader, in this transaction? Who dot!s not see that we'bave here & shameless partisan expedient and tergiversation THEIR THOROUGH JOB. Democratic complaint of impecuni ousness is becoming" general. Bryan's appeal to Democratic dlubs for contri butions has hardly ceased to Vibrate on the air, and now the Maryland Ddrnp cratio state central committee is out in a column advertisement 'in the Bal timore Sun, calling frantically Upon Democrats to come Up with the sinews of war or the Republicans will win. The general Brynnite alarm is accu rately reflected In thi paragraph of -Vo T j-inletrnia rniiT-lor TnlltHin.1! What the Democrat! need Is money enough- to meet the Republicans on their own ground With this there woulft be no doubtful contests the Democrats would swpep the country. Th6 Republicans know this to be triie. II in tho one thlnx they te-r. Tct. take It whichever way one will. It 1 none the less appalling. The Democrats have no money. To that extent, thoy hae no organization, li the pope do n6t rNe in their mlcht and Interpose betwWh tho shrewd manipulators who havo tho money to buy that they cannot get for nothing and the Very Inexpert and Impecunious gentlemen who are In chatice po8eiloh of tha Demo ,eratlc shoo and trademark, AlcIClnloy will tJ re-elected. It will doubtless be Conceded by every true Bryancrat that contribu tions to the Democratic fund are in aid of true patriotism, but contributions to the Republican fund are sUbyersive of our liberties. The mere mention of such names as those Of Croker, Clark, Tillman and Beckham are sufficient guarantee that all the Democrats want is a free ballot and a fair count. The purity of the Bryanlte pUrpdse may he admitted, therefore, without argument Why, then, this impeounloslty? How is it every man with a dollar in his pocket turns a deaf ear to the Demo crats prayer for aid? fThe country is prosperous, the dinner-pail is full, everybody is making money and daf rylng a bank account. Business Is humming, banks are full of deposits froiU all classes of people, the Treas ury is strong, the trade balances are heavy. Isn't'there any business or in vestment or enterprise iii the country which the Democratic party has missed in its assault ow capital and Industry? JONES OX THE STRIKE. It has been a little hard to under stand just what is meant by the word "trust," as used in the -Bryanlte vocabr ulary, qnd upon this obscUre problem Ghalrman Jones now throws, perhrips unconsciously, a flood of Jlght. - The set tlement of the anthracite strike, he says, shows that the trusts are,begin ing to hear from, the countrjh ' It IS Safe to assume that he has reference neither to the Ice trust nor to 'the round cotton-bale trust. He means, It is fair to conclude, that a trust has yielded in the strike. Who has acceded to the demands of the striking miners? Chiefly the great railroad companies that run through Pennsj'lvanla. These rival railroads are not in a trust. There have been agreements made also with representa tives of Independent American and Eu ropean capital, like J. Piefpont Morgan. Then there "are mining districts con trolled by a single -man, iike the col lieries of Markle. Jones means, therefore, not a trust In any correct sense, but .accumulations of capital that Is, property. And the Democratic hostility to property' id maintained regardless of the fact that the bonds and stocks of the railroad companies interested are largely in the hands of small investors and owned by1 estates held in trust for widows, or phans and educational and charitable institutions. The campaign against the gold-l standard failed, the bugaboo .of "Im perialism" failed, and the Bryan cause has come down to rest its ease on a war against property. The Indications from all over the country are that property sees the point and will govern Itself accordingly Mr. Bryan's cause addresses itself with great force and persuasiveness to the man, and the man only, who has notihing -to lose. POOR OLD "PARAMOUNT." Schenectady His speech was a brief review of tho sroneral political situation, covering the trusts and tho Increase of the standing Army. Herkimer Mr. Brjan deioted himself en tirely to the Interests' of the farmer. Frankfort Mr. Bryan again, gave his atten tion almost exclusively to tho trusts. Syracuse Referring to the trusts, he said: Canasfota Mr. Brjan spoke to the railroad men of tho full dlnncr-?all. Oswego As he had done In previous speeches of today, Mr. Bryan again gae tho principal placo In his talk to tho trust Question. PoughWepsIe Mr. Brjan warned his hear ers against nll-prlvato monopolies. The survival of the fittest asserts its rule everywhere, even in politics. As fast as one paramount Issue is thfrust into the hurly burly" of the campaign by the Bryancrats, it wears out and has to be replaced by another. When silver was subordinated to "imperial ism" at Kansas City, the rafters of Convention Hall rang-with glad shouts of deliverance from the free-coinage abomination. Nobody knew how "ln perialism" would stand the racket, but everybody was sure nothing could be worse than sllverism. Now "imperial ism" has worn out, and we shall try "the trusts" from now on. . Whatever issue the Bryan outfit places itself Upon, It wishes It had taken something else. Fortunately the election will soon be here, and there is hardly time to make another change In the plan of campaign. In crossing the stream of 1900, Bryan has apparently changed horses 'often enough for all practical purposes. Tear by year we are getting farther and farther away from "butter as oUr mothers made it"; old-fashioned butter made from cream separated from milk by the "gravity process" they, unso phisticated souls, called It "letting the cream rise" allowing it to "sour'.' and comppjlinsr It to Ylrtd un JM feimr f&tifltW pflndjtlqu hld fJpVn (a tjit tfce by Vi&drous- beating in the- chnrns Now we nave tne separator, wmcn drains the; new. milk pf its bitter properties promptly, and further processes by which biitterfresh,'from the coiv, swefit as a nut and beautifully golden, is turned out while, w6 waiti This is prdg ress along lines df labor-saving and excellence ih the" product that com- imenda itself to. alL meii, and more es pecially to the" "hard-worked larnifef women, to whom of yore churning day meant several "hours of -hard Work, shadowed by disappointment, since no one ever knew to ao'feftalnty that the "butter" Would come" without a series of experiments In the temperature of tho cream that Was mors likely than not to spoil the butter" for market, and make it only tolerable for home' con sumiitloh because of the Vigorous appe tites that the children and hired men brbught to table. Of course, there was the other possibility ! the butter might ibft s.weet, firm and golden, but there was no end of wjorry and labdr about it. Now the milking must be done, to be sure, but the gravity procdsS of se curing the cream la passing; ,t Soon the separator' will be in evidence at eVery farm where a bunch of. dairy cows are kept, and-hard-worked farmers' wives' will have one more chahCo to get the rest neede'd to keep 'them from becom ing jirematuely aged or landing In the insane" asylum. . Hail the creamery, the dream separator, the fruitdrlerf Not only in the Interest .of .the consumer, Who gets, through, them, infinitely bet ter products in exchange for his money, but in the interest of men .who have found in them means of making the farm pay, wheat or no wheat, andl nibst of all, In the interest "of the Women, to whom the old processes of bUtter-making and fruitdrying meant a monotonous round of toll, at once Un profitable and wearisome. Tho Oregonian is now devoted almost entirely to politics, having from four to six pages dally ot vltupcratlvo and abusivo campaign matter. Rqseburg Reilewi The''' Oregonian published as much Democratic campaign matter as Repub lican. It publishes the speeches of Bryan and the bulletins of Jones daily; it 'receives by telegraph and prints the srjeedheSof all the leadihg "antls'some of Which no doubt are vituperative and abusive. But lt'1 a newspaper. It gives as full accounts of Democratic meetings bb ot Republican meetings, whereof many-Republldans complain. BUt The Oregonian Is in the newspa per bu&iriess, and expects to continue in it The reason why It devotes so much space to politics just now Is the simple reason that just now politics is the foremost subject. Biit The Oregonian is .very tired of it, and is glad the cam paign is so nearly ended. While It giVes the news of the campaign impar tially, it utters its own opinions, in ac cord with its right; and it opposes Bryan, not because it likes or approves Mcltinley, but because it believes the election Of Bryan would be 'extremely adverse 'to the general welfare. In this opinion, moreover, it is not singular. The same view is taken by nearly the Whole business interests Of the country. Products of the woolen mills of Ore gon are piling up, because the cus tomers who hitherto have taken the gdods deollne to make further orders till after the election. The mills at Sa lem' aficf' Dallas have adoumulatiner -stocks," arid -the latte r has shut down for tqe present. The manager of. the Salem establishment believes that- if "Bryan shall be defeated the-demand for goods will be reheWed within a week thereafter. Ft om all parts of the coun try the report comes that orders are withheld till ft be seen what the result of the election Will be; 'for there1 is a general opinion and belief that the course and policy of the Government will have much effect in determining financial and industrial conditions. It has" been so heretofore; and some of the lessons are too recent and too severe to be so soon forgotten. If It is going to ruin the dountry and destroy our Republican Institutions to hold the islands Ve have lately re ceived from Spain, as William J. Bryan says It Will, he ought td take time to explain why he advocated ratification of the treaty through which we re ceived the islands. But he will be as far from doing this as from making any definite statement at this time on the money question. Bryan's trip to New York has done his candidacy incalculable harm. Why? Because the entire East sees that he is the same Bryant master agitator, aroli demagogue, chief high apostle of the discontented, the dlssatlsried and the thriftless. The Nation may not be sure that it is satisfied with MdKinley. It knows that it does not want and must not have Bryan. As a consequence of retention of the Philippine Islands, we shall have no lar'ger Arfny in the United States than we have had hitherto. And after de feat of Bryanat this end of the line the Insurgent warfare, at the other end will cease, artd it will be possible to re duce the" military force in the Philip pines. . The stock and bond markets have both visibly improved in New York I since Bryan's visit. The great financial operators of the country are certain that he will not be elected. If they feared, otherwise, stocks would be worth nothing, and bonds unsalable. Levi P. Morton will be a good select tlon for the International Boafrl of Ar bitration. He fs oid enough to desire peace for himself, the Nation and the world at large. Will' you, Mr. Bryan, pay the Gov ernment obligations in gold or silver? asks the country. Still silence; and In this Instance silence Is confession. Arkansas Jones speaks for Bryan and says he will not attack the Supreme Court. But who will speak for Jones? Explanation of Many Oinlnnlonn. Chicago Tribune. Comments on the choice of names thus far made for the Hnll ofi Fame of tne University of New York show a cood deal of dissatisfaction over certain omissions. One fpaper complains of the absence of such . names as Alexander Hamilton tmOng the statesmen, Whittier and Ban croft among the authors, and General Sherman among the roldisrs. Another ex press surprise that Lowell and Farkman are not on the list, These orltlcs appar ently, do not understand the conditions governing the choice of .names for V e purpose in question. Only persons Ion in the United States are eligible, Th.s bars out men Ilko Hamilton, who wbs born in the West Indies,' or Albert Galla tin, who was a mitlve of SvribiUmd An. J person must haya bea dead at least 11 years. In 'order thr his! hftinfe ehoult-be eirSlblrior tie Hnll of Fame. Th s ex cludes Whitter, Bancroft, Lsjwellj inrk maiu Holmes and other. Who stand hl-jlh on the roll of distinguished American's. The conditions named are wise ones, though they necessarily lead to tome nr bitf&ry results. If the names affi to b altogether American the line must Vt drawn at the place of birth, eVtih though it happens to exclude one .oftlie. greatest and mofct genuinely Amerldah statesmen the Nation hag had. If the proper anl Dttfe perspective of greatness is to te rfe filfred, k margin of 10 years after the death Of A man is none too great to allow for that purpose, though It hatqrally ex" eludes a number of men, whose fame and genius are unquestioned. The judges mu't not be blamed for playing tfie 'game ac-1 cording to the rules. '"1 "0 Ktt-fta Hstt'a Latest Edlfet. Baltimore American. SAID tho Emperor of China: "I've attempted to outline a plan to punish ail tho leaders of the recent massacres. For my heart Is mil Of sorrow, and will fuller" be lofriorf6W. as each dno Will " se who to my chain of edicts' thfirt. refers. , " TIS my most sincere intention to give Bat-tle-ar ntteiiti6n 16 the men who art 1 responsible for China's sorry plight, and I'll itall my best detectives, and unload my worst Invectives, on tho ones "who made it possible to get us Id h. nght. "NOV, investigations mental, such as mark , the Oriental, aro the sort llmt sack to reason by somo moat uncommon way. Hence it Is that i'te decided that tho ones to be elided are. the men behind tho mferi behind tho men who led. tho Way. "THUS you see that evidently, alio hence and consequentlyi we must chase our mental processes somo distance In the paslj and there wilt be nothln' doln' whon it comes to Tfncle Tuan his ancestors xvcro the reason for hi being- In tho cast. "HENCE, I think I state It plainly, 'twould bo lopptnc; oft heads vainly, if We chop the chin connections of our Chlntfs and Changs and ChOngs; for theif Efdat-great-great-grandfathers caused tho turmoils and the bathers . so you ee that on their heads all tho Ignominy belongs. "SO I say that we will try them, just a soon as we come nish them, atid we'll make them wish that they had never raised thrlr families. At their next reincarnations we will give them all ovationsi which will introduco their vertebrae to shining snicker snees. "NOW, let's strike a peaceful level with each warlike forelrn dell, for our out-of-tralnlng Emperor Is weary of the sprint, and he yearns to rest tho callous On his feet, within the pal ace, for he's running very short of plaster, arnica and lint. ''JUST as quickly as you're able, hustlo out and send a cable to the Lo's and Li's and Lu's Who try to settle our dis putes, and tell them that our in struction is to promise dire destruc tion to the men behind the men be hind the men Who shot the shoots." Bryan's Monopoly. St. Paul Pioneer Press. One of Bryan's favorite poses Is pictured in the following extract from a recent speech of his at Nashville, Mich.: Do you know of any good monopoly in pri vate hands ? Do' you know of any man good enough to stand at tho head of any monopoly and determine the price of that which others are to Use ? Yes, We know of a man named William J. Bryan who stands at the head of just such a monopoly. He is the author and publisher of a certain book entitled "The First Battle," which is an article of mer chandise and an absolute monopoly ln-.hls hands. He sells it at a high price; and is enabled, to do so, by reason ot a copy right, notice of which !ftiven on the re-' Verse side of tho title page in the f Allow ing words : Entered according to act of Congress ih the year i&ty, By William J. Bryan. In tho office of tho Librarian ot Congress at "Washington, D. C. All riShta reserved. On the next page is a warning by the publishers against all fraudulent imita tions. This is ah absolute monopoly, pro-1 tected by law, out of which ih four years tho monopolist, TV. J. Bryan, has reaped a rich harvest not of the depre ciated silver dollars Which the book ad vocates, but of the gold dollars which have become so abundant since McKIn ley was elected. If it Were not for Sir. Bryan's monopoly of this book It could be obtained by those Who deslro to read the trash at from ortevthlrd to a quarter of what they hpxe to pay for It. Mr. Bryan has a perfect right to his book and to all the money he cart make out of It. It has always been the policy of this as ot all other civilized or progresslvo countries to protect authors In "the ex clusive right" to their wotks, or in 'other words, to a monopoly of the market for them. But isn't it a little queer that a man enjoying this special protection should deny the same right to others, and would apparently destroy all patents, which are the strongest incentives to in ventive genius. Impcrinliftm in 1S04. Chicago Inter Ocean. To voters of the younger generation Mr. Bryan's cry of "Imperialism" seems a novelty. It Is one of the oldest falsehoods in American political history. It Was raised against George Washington, against Andrew Jackson, and particularly against Abraham Lincoln. Men who re member the campaign of 1864 do not need to be told that Bryan's "Imperialism" cry is as false now as "Vallandlgham's 'was then. But yoUnger men will sae from the following parallel that Mr. Bryan and his adherents are but repeating tho lie of 1S&: Cincinnati Enquirer, Sept. 23. 18G4: There arc many Indications that a conspiracy Is on foot to make this the last election of President and convert our Government Into an Imperial monarchy. Cincinnati Enquirer, Sept. 20, 1000: Perse verance In the present policy means the ulti mate destruction of the Republic. It means a tremendous standing Army; It means sub jects Instead of citi zens; It means discrim ination In tho applica tion of the principles of the Declaration of Independence and the Const tuition of tho United States. The wholo course of Lincoln's government has been In that direc tion. Ho has entirely Get aside the Constitu tion, and governs by his own will and ca price. Observe the identity of thought and even the similarity of language In the two extracts. In each case the writer professed to fear the destruction of the Republic and the setting up of a mon archy. The writer Of ISM declared that Lincoln had subverted the Constitution. The writer, of 1900 pretends to believe that McKInley will subvert the Constitution. In each ease the same bogy Is exhibited by the Same newspaper fdr the same pur pose of frightening the people into elect ing a Democratic President. The voters of 1864 were not frightened by this Democratic pumpkin on a stick. They went to the polls and re-elected Abraham Lincoln And the Republlo still endures, firmer upon its' foundations, freer and stronger than ever before. The "Im perialism" scarecrow is as ridiculous In 1900 as it was in 1KS4. Theory that could n0t frighten the American people In 1864 can not frighten them now. The trick 13 too old and silly. The Jnillelnry ami Politic. The Democratic nominees for Supreme Court Judges in Wisconsin have declined the nominations, and have in so doing ex pressed, the opinion that the state judi ciary should be kept out of politics. They probably did not sacrifice much in taking this course, but the example Is none th9 less a good one. They commend the pres ent Bepubllcan Incumbents of these offices, ahd tho St. Paul Globe, a Demo cratic newspaper, advises its party sup porters to vote for the candidates nomi na.tpfl bv th BrtnUblloirt onnvahUao. A TRUST- DEFENDER FOR BRYAX. Bourkc Cockran now a Leading Demo cratic Orator, t At the Chicago trust conference in Sep tember, 1SS&, the principal opponent of the Views 6f Mr. Bryatt was W. Bqurke Cockran, now supporting him for Presi dents Mr. Bryan's trust remedy was state legislation, supplemented by Federal leg-' Islatiortt He was not sure his' sUgsektlon for a corporation license was constitu tional, but he wanted to try a Federal law, 'anyway. Then, If It were held In valid, a constitutional, amendment should be adopted. The suggestion of Mr. Bryan was not adopted by his party, which afterwards defeated a proposal In Con gress for a constitutional amendment. The Democratic party does not want to act; it simply agitates, Mr. Bryan refused to enter into joint debate with Mr. Cocktan at Chi cago, and they spoke on different days. But after the candidate's address, the New Yorker look the plat foim and "likened Mr Bryan to a monop oly, and claimed he was a bigger mon opoly as leader of the Democratic party than any financial corporation in the world.' Mr. Cockran then Said: "If there be a monopoly that oppresses. I believe there Is no constitutional limi tation, there is no provision of govern ment, thoro is no power on earth against peop'e reilresisng a wrong when It be comes a wrong. The question to which I think the attention of this conference should bo directed is Whether this one exists, and where it Is. Now, who Is hurt and where? Where has this octopus got possession of somebodyf On whom is it acting? Where is its lair? I am free to confess that when yoU call an aggre gation at caplial, a combination, a hydra-headed monster, an octopus. It don't cast any. light upon It that illumines my pathway. Lean understand how th use of tHcse phrases can have some effect, as nothing frightens people so much as ln comprehenslve names. Let a noise be heard now that none of us understand. and wo will all be going out of the win dow. "Now, men can be put to Intellectual and physical flight by 'the terrirying noises of sound; what Is It that wc hear? Are we doing pretty well? Well, we have had here representatives of labor organi zations, who have been telling us that wages are higher today than they ever have been. Certainly they do not seem to suffer. We are told that It is not the dollar that we want i but we want the man. Well, what is the purpose of ths dollar, if not to Improve the condition of the man? (Laughter) If you want com petition, may not somebody succeed In It? Will you suppress the man because he excels and so far that he constitutes a monopoly? Are you going to place lim its upon excellency? We seem to have drifted into an atmosphere of bigness concerning what is called the evil of monopolies. Now, thero has not been an evil that has been attributed to mon opoly here, which, it if existed, I would not be entitled to suppress. If It be an evil thing if you can show evil upon It I do not hesitate to adopt Mr. Bryan's remedy. If you point out to me, as Mr. Bryan did this morning, the fact that we have not seen the evils ot this monopoly yet, why, then, I say you are simply creating a fanciful picture; your excessive affection for your fellows has conjured a grade Of evils that exist only" in your own brain. If we realize for the mo ment that this Is. an ago of Improve ment; that thef conditions' "of meA are growing better and better, we ought to hesitate a while before we change and take the side, may be, of one of fanciful experiments." i BRYAN AND THE SUPREME COURT Senator Jones, chairman of the Demo cratic National Committee, on the lath lnSt. issued a statement denying the Re publican charge that Bryan seeks to repeal the Federal judicial system, as now constituted, and to substitute an elective judiciary, holding office for lim ited terms, and chosen by the popular vote. 'J. he facts support the Republican indictment of Bryan's purpose, and show that he has committed himself without qualification to the doctrine that the Federal judiciary, Including the Judge- of the Supreme Court, should be elected by the people and subject at stated in tervals to reversal by the popular vote. In June, 1898, Just before his own nom ination, but after the Supreme Court's decision that the Cleveland-Wilson Income tax law was unconstitutional, and after tne Federal Courts had enforced the law dur ing tho great Chicago railroad riot of ISiM, Mr. Bryan contributed to the Nebraska Literary Magazine an article beginning with these words: It is the, duty of every good citizen to en dravor to make the Government as perfect as possible, both in its machinery and In Its ad ministration. I beg to suggest a few changes which, In my 'Judgment, might be mado wtlh advantage to the people. Mr. Bryan further said in the same article: The present method of selecting Federal Judges Is wrong. Nearly all the states elect the Judges ivho preside over state courts, and find no difficulty In securing competent ofll clals. When a Judge Is elected for a limited term he can be re-elected if his conduct Is such as to merit it; but a Judgo appointed for life can'only with great difficulty be deposed, no matter how unsatisfactory he may proe. A President, who generally appoints upon the recommendation of a few members of the dom inant party, cannot choose as Intelligently as the peoplo themselves, and the power to de pose by a refusal to re-elect Is an essential restraint, een upon a Judge. All human beings, to a greater or less extent, acquire a certain bias from association and environ ment, and on the great questions which divide society that bias unconsciously Influences the mind ot tho Judge. Life positions are apt to bleed Indifference In the public servant, no matter in what position ho Is placed. These words of Mr. Bryan show clearly that he would Ilka to destroy life tenure in the Federal Courts, and throw the judiciary Into National politics. Do Women Want to Vote? Chicago Times-'Herald. Tuesday's registration answers the ques tion, "Do women want to vote?" with an emphatic negative at least, that is the answer for Chicagd. In 1S34 a partial franchise, was extended to tho women ot Illinois, and the following brief table shows how they availed themselves of it In Chicago: 1804 20,815 iho ..,, s.une 1808 1,4SS 1000 Not enough to enumerate Six years ago they registered by thou sands and a few voted for the novelty of the thing. This year they have disdained to go near the registration booths. Tht Endless Chain Prayer Scheme. Louisville Courier-Journal. Notwithstanding the success clalmecLby the originators of the endless chain prayer scheme to beat McKInley, It would not be safe for the Democrats to depend wholly on this and neglect to get together a few dollars to defray necessary ex penses. And there Is, of course, .all the more reason not to put too much faith In the prayer chain, now that England ha lolned in It. ' Nors Am COMMENr. 4i- 1 Wo can how get under oUr umbreltat and feel at home once more. The Electoral College might a3 well adopt the McKInley yell, so as to be h condition when the season be'glns. ' The change In the weather pnbabty dropped from the silver that line. tha clouds. Webster Davis seems to feel that a protracted silence at this time Is Just about what ha needs. ; Bryan Continues to side-step1 When ques tions are aimed at him. but he never? needs to spar for wind. , ' Sir Thomas Llpton has cornered Amer lean pork, and thete li trembling hi Bdfl- " ton lest he begin to corral the bean. Out' put. It Is hard work for Bryan to say "Get thee behind me, 16 to 1." but he reaKe that it Is necessary fdr a few fcevaif more. ( Having disposed of the shirt-waist mant Colonel Jack Frost will confer'a favor op the Democrats if he does away with th Ice trust. J James Hamilton Lewis may never at a seat in the Hall of Fam-. but he has t?a satisfaction of believing that he is- titled to one. I Bryan IS afraid that the Democrsrao election judges will sell out to the opJ( sltioh. You Cah hever makfe a PopuiJet "? O T"o-Mrnrt"i f ifAH irtnf t The efforts the local Democmts making to elect a Republican 'to te Li lsiaiure mignt maKe a good many voea for Bryan, if directed that way. A Missouri man has sworn not tt .Irnlc any liquor till Bryan IS elected". If vn:y one Would take this oath Woollojl wuyd find there Was no work for him to do. I Tho Sultan of Sulu will Visit tho.Unittkl States in the near future,. In orjler t$ learn how the American husbnnd man ages, it. He will not plunge Into 'imefl can mysteries all at once, but will go M. it gradually by putting up with President Snow in Utah. , We are impelled irrestlstlbly by Byants logic to tho conviction that If hf gets to be President all Of Us will be dile to visit Europe se-veral times a year jist aa Croker does. If Democracy has dqie so' much for Croker, reasonably It cm do just as much for every American citixn. A Populist orator in a Kansas tuw wa about to begin his speech, when the sumt Of a drum was heard approndllng. "What's that?" asked the orator, and when informed that It was the SalvmoA Army he made a break for the bud ot the stage, ahd was about to Jump ,on when the chairman said: "Hold oil. What's the matter with you?" "I dtn'fc want to speak to those fellows," said tt orator; "I have no speech to suit them'" "Why," said the thairman, "the Salva tion Army will harm no man." "Salva tion Army?" shouted the orator. thought you said Grand Army!" A friend of Gilbert's, an actor, was) playing for the first time a difficult role, and his success or failure In it WS3 matter of vital importance to his future! reputation. After the second act Gilbert; went 'behind tho scenes, fully realizing: that in a kindly word or sympathetic criticism Jie .brought .hope or despair b fhe actor. He -gouTa nbt Irefltt "Hs-tfwn.v cleverness, and. seeing that his iriett&V Was In a profuse perspiration, merely re marked, "How well your skin actsl" and passed on without further comment. By1 morning the whole of London had heara the jest, and smiled no broadly over It that it was some time before sufficient gravity could be found to recognize tftet artist's masetrpleee. A New York paper says that whem Francis Wilson wat preparing his pro-' ductlon of "The Little Corporal," hh friend, Tom Nast, the cartoonist, drew him a small sketch, which so tickled hl3 fancy that he had It elaborated Into a. 16-sheet stand. Mr. Nat, tipon see ing his work utilized for advertising pur poses and displayed conspicuously upon billboards, indutgvd in a. brief reverie and sent in a bill for $75. The comedian-., felt deeply pained at this mercenary pro ceeding, and lndulfjed In some lurid andl picturesque phrases, and mailed a checit.. In due time the reeMpt came back. Mr Nast, in a facetious spirit had drawn, upon the margin a Urtle picture of him self, hat in hand, bowing thanks to Mr. Wilson. The latter surveyed It gloomily and promptly returned it to Mr. Nnsr,. With the terse request: "Please send re ceipt without sketch, unless same Is free.' He was. not taking any further chances. I'tEASAJJTIUBS OF rAttAGBAPHERS By Cultivation. He Do you think you could learn to love met She t might. I learned to like olives. Philadelphia. Evening Bulletin. Squire' Daughter Do you think It Is quite, healthy to keep your plgn so close to tho cot tage? Hodge I dunno, miss. Noan of the. pigs ain't ever bin Hit Punch. In the Darkest South. Eut there wa3 no evidence against the man who was lynched," protested the strajiger. "No evidence?-" said tho cltlsten. "Why. he hm ai black as tha aco of spades t" Puck. "Cook," said Mrr. Hostess, solemnly, at tho eleventh hour, "wo have forsonen all about the entrees." And the cook,. In her exlcte ment. responded with, 'Lor, mum. so wo haiet If wo alnt' a couple of blunder-headed Idiots, may I never!" Tlt-Btts. Tho Main Thing. Woman-I've been assigned to discuss "Ideals" at tho next meeting of the.' Mothers' Club. Other Woman Have ou thought what you are going to wear' Woman, Oh, yes, and In a. general Way what I am going to say. Detroit Journal. Loslca!. Willie Mamma, t dreamed last night that papa gave me a bicycle for rar birthday, and you gave trie a watch. Maitirai But. Willie, you know dreams go by con traries. Willie Then you will give me tho bicycle and papa the watch ? Brooklyn Llf Tale of Two Cities. Kansas City, Magistrate) (to vagrant) Do you mean to tell mo yotT walked from St. Louis to this town In six days? VacraRt That's right, y'r honor, ft seems like purty fat travelln', but I waa anxious, natch'ly. to git away f m St. Loula. Chicago Tribune. , "Let Bill Go In Again. Twas noon, hour In tho workshop i. The emptied palls were closed. And. thero a toller smoked his plpo. And here a toller dozed. m Thus spake the workshop scholar Unto his comrades: "Men. We've had cood times since Bill's been tai '., Let Bill go in again. "This Bryan Is a scholar And heavy Is hl3 jaw, And ev'ry word ho lets us hear Is Just as clear as low; But. though he has our sympathy, We'll run no chances, menj , ' We've had rood times since Bill's bceat lajV , Let Bit! go In again. . ,: "We've 'taters In our cellar, . And In our e box meat; Pour years ago wo scarcely had Enough of bread to oat. We're working now and growing fat. Have laser now and then; We've had good times nlnco Bill's been Infr Let Bill go la 053.' -ler yorSc Sua.