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Plainly, It has not en deavored to control the situation, but Jias sympathized with and encouraged the mob. Indemnity must be had for this unexampled insult and outrage, and security ugainst repetition of It; but how to proceed will be a puzzle, end the allies whose forces have gone to Pekin are not likely to agree. Ger "many has a deeper grievance than any of the other powers, for her Minister "was murdered, and it may be difficult to satisfy the demands of her govern ment, Frederick W. Seward, who was As sistant Secretary of State from 18G1 to 18C9, and again from 1E77 to 18S1, has writen a letter to the New York Trib une, on this situation, which is worth attention. He thinks the course of our "own Government in these affairs has been very judicious, and he pays a high compliment to Secretary Hay. Mr. Seward insists that the Chinese Gov ernment must pay Indemnity for the recent outrages, and must give security for future good behavior, through Jroper adjustments to modern civiliza tion. But there must be no spoliation of China; no policy of vengeance. "Like other nations," writes Mr. Sew ard, "the Chinese have their active elements and their Inert ones, their good men and their bad ones, their wise men and their fools, their peaceable families and their lawless criminals. Hundreds of them are zealous believers n modern progress. Their more en lightened scholars and sagacious states men are doing their hest today to save their country from disintegration and their government from the conse quences of Its own blind and stupid folly." The London Spectator takes up the theme in the same liberal and generous spirit. Punishment, not revenge. It says, should be the policy' of the allies; and the punishment must not fall in discriminately on the people. It Is the dynasty, supported by a faction, that Jias committed this crime. The Spec tator says: "The allies ought, upon en tering Pekin, to execute the authors ol "She tragedy, whatever their rank, and to refuse absolutely to make peace with a Manchu on the throne; but they ought also to avoid promiscuous slaugh ter, except upon the battle-field. If they do not, they will destroy their own coherence, for Englishmen and Americans remain Christians, and svuse a Hiular hatred more dangerous than many lost battles. The caution is the more necessary because Conti nental, as well as Japanese, Generals are apt to believe that in Asia the most effective weapon is terror, and that if mobs shh? only soldiers killed they do not feel the necessary emotion. It Is forgotten that terror has two results." KISIO?,- AND THE UNIT RULE. A sieaker congratulated the late Ta coma Republican convention that It did not have to appoint a steering commit tee to find out what its name would be, and to divide up the offices with sev eral allies. "We simply distribute the Spoils among ourselves," he said. Not long since Orator Towne delivered a eulogy upon the Populist party for its iiigh patriotism and rare unselfishness In selecting as its candidate for Presi dent and Vice-President a Democrat and a Silver-Republican. Thus it ap pears that there are two views of fu sion, and the motives and methods by which it is brought about. There is morally no essential differ ence in the practices which obtain with the several political parties of Wash ington, so far as the nomination of can didates is concerned. But there is a difference in degree. With the one It is merely a question of combination and exchange; with the other there is deliberate bargain and sale of men and measures. For example, at a fusion convention at Ellensburg one party agreed to Indorse the revolutionary the ory of the single tax. if its ally would surrender a nomination for Supreme Judge. No such spectacle of accommo dation of principle to opportunity was ever witnessed among Republicans. They may. be strong or mild, loud or soft, on any prominent issue, as may BtH-m expedient; but they would scarce ly sacrifice utterly a vital tenet of party fakh, and profess to accept another of entirely different complexionr repu diating ail their former teachings and stultifying a Jong and honorable record, in the interest of some person's selfish ambition. The Republicans of "Washington make a near approach to the Democratic doctrine of the unit rule by their habit iof sending solid delegations to a con tention. Instructed to vote as one man on all questions. Geographical condi tions in Washington make control of its rohtics difficult and complex; and it is generally deemed much more important that this or that city or county domi nate party affairs against this or that rival city or county than that nomina tions be made on merit alone, without ;particular reference to locality. As Hong as there are three or four com munities in the state of nearly equal size, and of Intense commercial rivalry, no other rule of action Is likely to obtain. In practice, the unit rule may accom plish much, for a candidate or a local ity; in theory and in reality it is a denial of the purpose and competency of the individual to discharge his func tion as a delegate properly and hon estly. It is an interesting commentary on the practical phase of politics in our neighboring state that during the late campaign one prominent newspaper openly advocated the alienation from a county convention of the power to name delegates to the state convention, placing the power in the hands of the chairman, cr of a special committee. This Is tantamount to a declaration that the convention could not be trusted and that the delegate must not be per mitted to do that which his constituents sent him to do. It may be that he should not be, but it is seldom that he has so bluntly been told so. The Republican National Convention of 18S0, In the great Grant-Blaine con troversy, established the principle that any delegate has the right to cast his vota as he sees fit, and that he cannot be coerced by a majority into surrender of that privilege. The unit rule there fore obtains in Republican conventions only when every member of a delega tion acquiesces. It is based on consent only. He may withdraw his consent at any time. -If in so doing h'e breaks faith, that Is his own affair. THE BRYAN-AGUINALDO PROTEC TORATE. A sound statement on the Philippine situation is made by the Cincinnati "Volksblatt, one of the representative German newspapers of the country. It remarks that "party exigencies have necessitated some watchword, to in fluence the masses, and 'imperialism' was chosen to offset free, coinage; the facts, however, utterly contradict the impeachment contained in the slogan which is so unreflectingly repeated and believed." From this the Volks blatt proceeds to say that the so-called paramount issue therefore is a ficti tious one. The sum of the matter is this: "Mr. McKlnley wishes to uphold the sovereignty of the United States in the Philippines. Mr: Bryan wishes to uphold a protectorate. This is a dis tinction without a difference. Both ne cessitate the protection of the Islands against any aggressor. by the whole military and naval force of the United States. But, whereas, under the sov ereignty of the United States we have the assurance of a civilized and. disci plined government, certain to avoid col lision with foreign countries, we should, under a government of untutored and undisciplined Filipinos, be compelled to keep our arms in constant readiness to protect the Filipinos against the ef fects of their follies. We should find ourselves involved in wars with foreign countries before we were aware of it." This is plain and sound. A protecto rate is "militarism" and "imperialism." It would compel us) to keep an army and navy In the Philippine Islands, if not for defense against the Intrusion of other nations, beyond question to help the Tagals rule the other tribes, both In Luzon and throughout the widely separated islands of the group. This, Indeed, is just what Aguinaldo and his "government" demanded. They wanted to play at government and take the profits of It, and assign to the United States the duty of preventing foreign intervention on one hand and of assisting in subjugation of the anti Taai tribes on the other. We think the people of the United States will not want the Bryan-Aguin-aldo protectorate over .the Philippine Islands. THE HOT SPELL AT THE EAST. The story of the awful heat that pre vailed in all the great cities of the At lantic Coast on Saturday, August 11, ought to be read by those of our peo ple who do not fully appreciate that In the comparatively cool days and nights of our Summer we have something to be very grateful for. On August 11 the maximum temperature in New Tork City was 95 1 degrees in the shade. At 8 o'clock at night the official thermom eter marked 88 degrees, and at Wash ington and Philadelphia at the same hour in the evening the mercury re corded 100 degrees. It was not only the hottest August 11 on the books of the official meteorologists, but it was the hottest day of the Summer. At Atlan tic City, with the ocean at the front door, the mercury climbed to 9S de grees. At Coney Island and Rockaway Beach there was small relief for the "afflicted population of New York Clty for the wind was off shore and brought little coolness to the sufferers. Thou sands slept on fire escapes and roofs rather than go without sleep in the breathless ovens of the tenements. At the city hospitals there was great dis tress from the heat. Babies suffered so terribly that poor mothers betnjed to have their children sent to Randall's Island to be kept during the hot spell, and many of these were accommo dated. The death list was compara tively small, owing to the fact that the laborers had their usual Saturday half holiday, and fortunately the percentage of humidity was not high; otherwise there would have been many more deaths from the heat than the twenty that were recorded. In Boston and all the cities of New England the same record of terrible heat was recorded on August 11, which was the fourth day of nearly a week of fearfully hot weather. New York City is by no means the hottest city of the Atlantio Coast, for the record of some of the small inland towns of Ver mont and New Hampshire not seldom shows higher figures for the mercury than the Borough of Manhattan, as was the case in the heated term of 1896 and in 1897. The most terrible thing about this heated term on the North Atlantic Coast is that It lasts almost Until October. It is not unusual in Bos ton to see the mercury touch 97 in the shade as late as the last week of Sep tember, and mark SS degrees at 11 P. M. There is no escape from this terri ble heat of August east of the Rocky Mountains. The great cities of the Mid dle West, Chicago, St. Louis, Milwau kee, Cleveland, Detroit, Cincinnati, are all hot enough In August and the first half of September to make the. depart ing sufferer murmur as Byron did when he left Malta: Adieu, sirocco, sun and sweat. In North and South Dakota and Mon tana there Is no lack of scorching weather in Summer. In the great hot spell that prevailed in these states last month the mercury reached 100 In the shade at Miles City, in Montana, and 105 at Rapid City. S. D., while at Wil Hston, N. D., It rose to 104. These fig ures are reached sometimes In Eastern Oregon, but in Western Oregon and Washington they are unknown. Dur ing the present Summer our mercury has reached 90 degrees in the shade but one day, and there were two days when it marked 89 in the- shade. These were our three hottest days, and On these days the mornings were cool and the nights delightful. After August 15 a hot day is unknown in Western Oregon and Washington; that is, our warm weather is over when the hottest weath er Is at Its height on the Atlantic Coast and in the Middle West How much bright, cool, comfortable j Summer weather, such as prevails In Western Oregon and Washington, adds to human health and happiness cannot be overestimated.' To all persons of nervous Irritability of temperament, a hot Summer, such as prevails at the East and in the Middle West, must be a killjoy and a calamity. Their Uvea would be much more comfortable and cheerful in the Summer climate of Western Oregon or Washington; their days would be longer in the land; their nights would be full of sleep, and their waking hours a delightful memory of outdoor enjoyment. NO FIXE SENSE OF HUMOR. Colonel Bryan does not propose to at tend the annual meeting of the G. A. R, at Chicago, to which Mr. McKlnley, as an old soldier and as President, was naturally invited. The reason given for the non-attendance of Colonel Bryan is that he wiBhes to relieve President McKinleyfrom possible embarrassment. There is no reason why the President should feel embarrassed by the pres ence of Bryan; but there would seem to be some reason why Bryan should feel embarrassed before the G. A. R. Bryan holds no official post. He waa too young to fight in the Civil War, and his address of acceptance Is devoted to the denunciation of militarism. Why should such a man be wanted at a re union of old soldiers? Inviting the frantic evangelist of the gospel of anti milltarism to attend a soldiers' reunion is like Inviting the devil to a banquet and askihg him to drink holy Water. Furthermore, why should Bryan wish to address the G. A. R composed as it is of men who sought to force upon the Southern people a government with out their consent? The restoration of the Union by bayonets was a victory achieved in violation of the corner-stone of Bryan's platform, for the G. A. R. are the survivors of an army of over two millions of men who Imposed upon the South a government without their consent. If Brs'an had any large sense of hu mor; if he did not always in hsls iron clad egotism take himself seriously, he would stay away from, the G. A. R. not. to save McKlnley from embarrassment but to save himself from the sensatibn which comes to a fish out of water. His public speech and action recall the criticism of the publisher who said that Pridcaux's "Connection Between the Old and New Testament" was too dry and ought "to be enlivened with a little humor." Bryan is guilty only of the unconscious humor that attends the fel low who raises a laugh when he sus-. tains a shock to his fundamental prin ciples by falling on the ice. If Bryan had any sense of humor, he could not have, pronounced his solemn Indictment of imperialism the other day at In dianapolis with a straight face, when he remembered that the proceedings of his followers in the Southern States in disfranchising the negro are in vio latlon of "the consent cf the governed" principle of the Declaration of Inde pendence, for which he expresses such solemn reverence. The Southern States', dominated by Bryan's party, have dis franchised the negro citizens in denial of "the consent of the governed" and in violation of the Constitutional amendment; and yet Bryan does not denounce the outrage. These .negroes have enjoyed the suffrage for thirty years, under the Constitution, are now deprived of It, and are gov erned without their consent. This has not been done because of their illiter acy, but solely because of their color, for white illiteracy is not excluded. And Bryan is silent, although the Bry anite platform declares that "to impose upon any people a government of force is to substitute the methods of imperi alism for those of a republic," and un der this definition the disfranchisement of negroes In viojation of the Constitu tion is "Imperialism." It Is gratifying to see that an earnest effort is being made to Increase the effi ciency of the Indian schools. There is room for the hope that proper educa tion may smooth the way for the rap idly declining race and get from It something that a utilitarian world may use. As to what is proper education for the Indian youth, there is great variety of opinion and probably always will be. It is reasonable to suppose that instruction In the use of the plow and hoe, the jackplane and the monkey-wrench, will appeal stronger to the aboriginal mind and will yield better results for civilization than instruction in the finer arts and sciences, or even the common literary attainments. However, the teaching of agriculture and the mechanic arts requires skill. Indian schools, like insane hospitals, have too often been asylums for politi cal workers, the very helplessness of the charges offering a safe refuge for persons who might not be tolerated elsewhere in the public serviee. The disposition to grade up the teaching forces, which has been brought out in the Institute just closed at Chemawa, augurs well for the future of the In dian. The Chemawa school has known the evils of the political "teacher," though it has shown great Improvement in the past few years. When all Indian schools shall be organized and con ducted for the sole purpose of convert ing the wild Indian into a useful, social factor in the world, the results will be more beneficial than they have been thus far. It Is certainly late enough to begin rational treatment of the Indian. The German vote at the West is de pended upon by the Democrats to elect Bryan. The following table shfcws the German-American population In nine Western States, and the probable popu lation and vote now: German populat'n. States. 1S0O. 1000. Ohio C72.444 807,000 Probable vote. 101,400 04,200 102.400 70.000 150.000 60,800 33.200 30.000 - 24.S00 Indiana 23S.1S5 Illinois S01.574 Michigan .......210,757 Wisconsin 020,030 Minnesota 27S.0C3 Nebraska. 103.675 Kansas 103.222 Kentucky 124.C5S rci.ooo 002,000 380,000 751.000 334,000 108.000 150,000 134,000 Bryan carried only two of these states In 1896, Kansas and Nebraska,' but the solid German-American vote can doubt less give the other seven states to him and elect-him In 1900, but there is not the slightest prospect that he will be able to secure this solid German-American vote. The editor of the Abend Post, of Chicago, independent, and the most widely circulated German news paper in America, declares that he has not been able to detect any ground j swell either way; that there was no I proof that the Administration was com mitted to "imperialism"; that the course lii China went far to disprove that claim. The Republican editor of the Chicago Staats Zeitung believes that the great majority "Of the German Americans will vote for McKlnley. This view is supported by all the leading German-Americans of Illinois, Ii Bryan cannot mislead the German Americans in Illinois, he cannot do it elsewhere. Growth of life assurance is one of the most remarkabe of the develop ments of our 'tlhie. A recent review shows that while the largest life com pany in the country thirty years ago had 531,000,000 of assets, and twenty seven companies had a little over 5145, 000,000, today there are ten companies each holding more assets than the larg est had thirty years ago, and two com panies have more than the whole had then. During thirty years premiums to the amount of 53,250,000,000 have been paid in, while Interest and other In come of over 5900,000,000 bring the total up to 54,137,000,000. Payments to policy-holders during thirty years have amounted to $2,139,437,029, an average ol over $70,000,000. The review shows that the net assets on January 1, 1900, were $1,406,718,091, an Increase of more than. $1,250,000,000 In the last thirty years. Adding the amount paid policy-holders to the assets there Is a total of $3,400, 886,329, or $171,112,011 more than the amount paid in premiums. "In other words, for each $100 paid by policy holders in premiums, the companies have returned to the members, and hold for their protection, $105 30, thus pay ing all expenses out of the interest and saving $171,000,000 besides. C. P. Huntington was a very able man of business, a rich man, who in private life did not recall the practical philanthropy of Stephen Glrard, Peter Cooper, Gerrit Smith, General Jamea A. Wadsworth, Amos Lawrence, H. B. Clafiin, Henry L. Pierce. He was of the cold-blooded type of millionaires represented by Cornelius Vartderbllt, Russell Sage, Jay Gould and A. T. Stewart. The death of one of his lobby agents, Colton, a number of years ago, furnished the press ttith a large variety of interesting revelations concerning the methods employed by Huntington to Influence legislation in his favor. His business morality was Identical with that of Oakes Ames, who bluntly told the Congressional committee of in vestigation Into the Credit Moblller scandal that to protect his railway In terests he had not hesitated virtually to bribe any member of either house of Congress whose vote and voice were of present or prospective value. Bryan quotes from Lincoln t a 'great deal. But he was brought up 'to detest Lincoln. His father was an intense pro-slavery Democrat, an ardent sym pathizer with secession, an extreme type of tho class known In those days as "copperheads," and a fierce oppo nent of Lincoln, from the beginning to the end of the great emancipator's po litical career. It was this training that made William J. Bryan a Democrat. It is Impudence now In him to pretend to admiration of Lincoln, and rever ence for his principles. The home of the Bryans was but a short distance from that of Lincoln, In Illinois. After all, China isn't formidable. It was feared modern weapons might make her so. But a force of 15,000 American, European and Japanese troops has gone through a difficult country a distance of 100 miles and taken the capital of an "empire" of 300, 000,000. Another proof that it is not the number of m'en, but the quality of men. A single American or European army corps could go anywhere in China. It would be easy to get "consent of the governed" in a country like that. It will be had in the Philippines as soon as the dream of a Bryan-Agulnaldo pro tectorate shall be over. Reports of violations of the game laws are more numerous than they have been for a number of years. II the violations are so common, It Is doubtless possible to get legal evidence of them, and the annual crop of expla natldns In cpuft may soon be expected. Probably not since the days of the Pe quod War has the custom of taking the gun afield prevailed among the farm ers to a greater extent than it does this year in the Willamette Valley. And we have no reports that the Indians are particularly threatening these dog days. "You can't secure title to a people by force or purchase," says Statesman Bryan. No, but you can secure title to the country they live In, and if they don't like it they can sell out and leave; Just as the men of the Hudson's Bay Company skurrled out of Oregon after the treaty of 1846 secured the country to the United States. Seven hundred speeches are to be made in Maine In the state campaign by orators of National reputation. In the list we do not find Thomas B. Reed, but we do find our own John Barrett and Lee Falrchlld. The false priests in the anti-imperialistic temple at Indianapolis gave the Bryan admirers a bad scare. But they seem to have been rocking the boat just for fun. Senator Wellington continues to In dorse Bryan. The Senator's sober sec ond thought is an unusually long time coming. BRYAN A GREENBACKER. Editor Goodwin Convinced That Sil ver la Secondary WitU Him. Salt Lake Tribune. We thought four years ago that Mr. Bryan was a thorough silver man. Under the developments of this year we be lieve that silver with him has always been a secondary consideration; that when explored to the depths he is a greenbacker. We think this will be made still more clear when he gives his for mal acceptance of the Sioux Falls plat form. That platform renews the pledge that tho agitation shall never cease until "the Lincoln greenbacks shall be restored, the bonds all paid off and all corporation money forever retired." If this means anything, it means that the presses shall bo started and enough irredeemable paper Issued to do the above work. In the same strain the Kansas City plat form demands "tho retirement of the National bank notes as fast as Govern ment paper or silver certificates can b substituted for tnem." Our own thought i3 that the Cincin nati platform Is the most honorable, which demands "a scientific and abso lute paper money, based upon the entire wealth and population of the Nation, not redeemable in any specific commod ity, but made a full legal tender for all debts and public dues, and issued by the Government only, without the Inter vention of banks and In sufficient quan tity to meet the demands of commerce." Tho above Js In accord with the Weaver platform of 1S92, "which Mr. Bryan indorsed, and the money plank of which "reads as follows: "Wo demand a National currency, safe, sound and flexible, Issued by the general Government only; a full legal tender for all debts, public and private, and that "without the use of banking corporations," etc. Further, the demand was for "the full and unlimited coinage of silver and gold," and "that the amount of circu lating medium be speedily Increased to not less than $50 per capita." This last Mr. Bryan supported General Weaver on. General Weaver has not changed his sentiments since, but he is this year supporting Mr. Bryan with all his strength. Is it not clear that, after all, silver has always been a secondary matter with Mr. Bryan? We commend this matter to every scrub who rants about "traitors" to silver. IS BR.YATOS3I IMPOTENT! Can It Not Injnre the Flnnnces ot , the Country? New York Tribune. One of the chief arguments of the Democrats in this part of the country in favor of voting the Bryonlte ticket is that its success would In no way in jure the finances and credit of the Na tion. The President himself cannot, they say, alter the monetary standard nor order the fiee coinage of silver. And even If a Bryanlte House of Representa tives should be elected this Fall, the Republicans have and will surely keep control of the Senate, and will thus pre vent any free' silver legislation. More over, some go as far as to aay tho money question has been settled beyond the power of even a Bryanlte majority In both Houses of Congress to disturb it. "Wherefore, vote for Bryan and rebuke McKinley! The last part of the argument Is a pal pable falsehood. The money question has not been Irrevocably settled. The gold standard has not been Confirmed by Constitutional amendment, but merely by act of Congress. It could at any time be unsettled and abolished in the Bame way. With Mr. Bryan in the White House and a Bryanlte majority in each branch of Congress the financial policy of the Nation could be reversed and free coinage of silver at 16 to 1 be ordered In five minutes. And Unless Mr. Bryan and his followers are wanton falsifiers, that Is what wbuld be done. BUt there is, they say, no "danger ot such Bryanlte control of Congress. If there is not, it is simply because there Is no danger of Mr. Bryan's election to tho 'Presidency, which latter Is a ques tion upon which there are differences of expert opinion. But of this we may be assured, that If Mr. Bryan should be elected there would be the greatest dan ger of Just such a catastrophe as we have described. If he i3 elected Presi dent, It is so probable as to be practi cally Certain that he will command a Bryanlte majority In the House of Repre sentatives. Io one, we suppose, will dis pute that. It is about equally probable that he will carry the legislative tickets In enough states to give him a majority in the Senate two years hence, when the new Senators shall have been chosen. Tho review of the Senatorial situation which wo published the other day amply demonstrated that. Let there be no mistake and no illusions upon the subject. The success of Mr. Bryan means the success of the free sil ver party in Congress, and the success of the whole dishonest, repudiationlst, anarchist programme adopted at Chicago four years ago and re-adopted at Kansas City this year. That is what every man will vote for who votes for Mr. Bryan. But If this specious and dishonest ar gument of the Democrats were true, what a party it would be to appeal for support on the ground that its hnnds were so tied that it could do no harm! One More Question. Lewlston (Me.) Journal.. An Auburn lady tells us this story of the child who asks questions: He had been at It all day. From when the birds Sang In the July morning to the hour when It became chilly under the awn ing, it had been, "papa this and papa that; papa, what makes the birds fly J What bird cah fly the farthest? Who taught 'em? Why? Where doeB the grass go In Winter? Who puffed the clouds?" until every muscle in his fath er's tongue; ached. Finally he could stand It no longer. In relating it to an other, he said: "Finally I rebelled. I was Blck and tired, and I said to my self that duty to my offspring did not require me to answer any more ques tions, and I wouldn't do It. I put him to bed. He hated to go; for he had more questions that he wanted to ask. I was relentless, however, and I told him that I would not answer another ques tion: no, not one. He went to bed tearfully and I sat downUo rest. Sud denly my heart smote me. Poor little chap. He couldn't help It; ne was so curious, and as I thought all this my heart softened, and I stole up to his bedside. He was awake. 'Hello, papa,' said he. 'Hello,' said I. '1 have come up to see you, son. You have been a good boy not to cry and you can ask me one more question, and only one. A look of delight Swept over his face, and quick as a flash, as though the whole desire of life were centered in this bit of knowledge, he said: 'Papa, how far can a cat splt7 " Paramount Handle for Any Old Isflue Congressman Cushman's speech at Tacoma. "The Democrats always have a' para mount Issue. I remember watching my mother at the ironing board. She had "three Irons, and but one handle. Every time an iron got cold she attached the handle to a hot one. That's the way with the Democrats. They have a para mount handler ta attach to a burning Issue until it becomes as cold as the feet of the lee trust They have a para mount issue this time, and they call It Imperialism. Sixteen to 1 is out of it." a BXnltnm in Pnrvo. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The Republican candidate for Governor of Minnesota, a steamboat captain, has boiled down the Democratic platform, and presents this as the residuum: "Pull down the flag. Rip the credit of the country up the back. Get a bugaboo and call it imperialism. Then stuff the people full of chaff." The Minnesota people are warranted In entertaining high hopes of their next Governor as a vigorous and truthful condenser. The Sure Road. Indianapolis Journal. It has been evident for two years that the Insurrection In the Philippines was kept alive by the hope of Democratic success in tho United States. There is not much of it left, but what there is is kept alive by this hope. The re-election of McKinley will cause its complete and final collapse. The surest road to stable government In the Philippines is the defeat of Mr. Bryan. Not to Be Clnnsed. New York Sun. It Is hopeless to try to classify Mr. Adams, but we are almost sure that we have been wrong In describing him as an anti-expansionist. He would like to be one, for expansion Is popular, but he cannot give up common sense. He Is an Adams. And he scorns to agree entirely with anybody else. The Erving Wir.slow coterie must look upon him as a lost bouL Professional Wit. Harper's Bazaar. "I've a great mind to report you," ex claimed the lady, furious at being carried a block too far, through her not signaling in time. "If she's got a great mind," confided tho conductor pleasantly to tho young man sitting diagonally so that a fifth, passen ger would not get into that seat, "she must 'a' sot It on a transfer," CENSUS PADDING AS AN ART. Tacoma Newspaper Professes to Tell liovr ser.ttie uiu it. It was fully expected that the census war between Seattle and Tacoma would furnish mighty Interesting reading; and the promise Is being literally fulfilled. It is to be observed, however, that the. Seattle newspapers devote little or no space to defense of their census figures and exposition ot the truth; but their grievance lies solely in the exasperating fact that Tacoma has disputed the re turns. For example, the Post-Intelllgen.-cer administers to tho people of the neighboring city this gentle rebuke: There is less anser than pity for Tacoma, even tn this crownlns bit of Infamy. It Is a disreputable act, the act of a child or a mad man, or a blackguard, to take revenge for fail ure by assailing tho good name ot your suc cessful competitor. For the dastardly attempt to injure the fame of Seattle, for the reflec tion upon the probity and honor ot our people, no apology can ever answer and no punishment -irould be adequate. It Is best avenged by the contempt with which the nubile will view the performance, and the swiftness and certainty with which it will be sot down to Its true cause. It Is a. disgraceful exit to make, but people choose queer modes of leaving life. Her dying kick was all that was needed to telt the country the story of Tacoma's decline, de generacy and disappearance from the race. A suggestion may be ventured that there are many traces of anger, and few of pity, in the foregoing; at least so It appears to an entirely Impartial and disinterested outsider. The Tacoma News has up to this time not permitted its temper to bo ruffled by the language of the Seattle contem poraries, but professes to tell "How Seattle was Caught," In course ot an article discussing the difficulty. It says among other things: The census scandal at Seattle, which has plunged the trlfty enumerators of that city Into a peck ot trouble, was first brought to the attention of the authorities at Washington by the Tacoma Chamber of Commerce. The Se attle papers, shortly after the rolls were sup posed to have been closed, boasted of a popu lation of about $3,000 within tho city limits. The figures were So enormously in excess ot the number believed to be reasonable that a Isrgo-slzed mouao was sniffed and an Investiga tion begun. It has since developed that tvhen tl was dis covered that the census roll contained only about 00,000 names, word was sent down the line to add more names. Names of people who had left the city many months before were enrolled: at soma of the hotels guests were handed slips by employes Of the house, who re quested that they be filled out and returned tb the hotel office. These slips, it Is charged. Were collected by the enumerators and tran scribed onto the official rolls. Enumerators Who protested against this kind of work were forced into line by Influential cltl2en3 and poli ticians. In one Instance, more alleged persons were enrolled In two down-town blocks than could have been crowded Into tho buildings In a standing position. The object In view by the Seattle manipula tors Is clear. It Is primarily a political Job, for, with her census roll Increased by 23,000, Seattle precincts would have a much larger representation In the State Legislature. Tho city would al6o have the advantage of a higher class rating at Washington, and would derive lncroased advantages In the Federal service In tho city. Countless minor advan tages to which the city would not be entitled would accrue. The Seattle Times, after its initial great outpouring of wrath, seems to have settled down to a sober view o the situation, and to be disposed to argue the question of population on its merits. This interesting statement is made by the Times: There are a great many means by which cities may be compared and among them the "postal business" performed by Uncle Sam Wmself In any two cities. Of course, the actual registration under the same law where like conditions prevail the number of school children enrolled the amount of money ap propriated by the state to the various counties for School attendance are all reliable guides to conclusions as to population. The Times then proceeds to show that the postal business of Seattle Is greatly in excess of Tacoma's, and thinks that "It would be a good thing to send Di rector Merriam a few statistics of this character for mental digestion." Excellent advice surely. And for the purpose of helping out the good cause, and seeing that the right triumphs, The Oregonlan submits a few official statis tics, which It. trusts will be useful to tho much-maligned Seattle census en gineers. The postal business sale of stamps, envelopes, and postal cards of Portland and the three Washington cities for the fiscal year ending June 30, 1900, was as follows: Portland f. 209.723 Seattle 1(57'ii Spokane 01,873 Tacoma, 63,1)23 The City of Portland is Introduced in these figures not at all for the purpose of instituting invidious comparisons, but as a guarantee of good faith, and to afford the aspiring Washington cities a safe and reliable guide a beacon light from which they may take their bear ings, and ascertain where they are at. It may be Instructive, too, to print the official figures as to school children and registration, in accordance with the sug gestion of the Seattle paper. For the year 1900 the official returns show the following children of school age: Port land, 20.4S3; Seattle, 14,507. The registra, tlon for tho respective Spring- elections In- 1900 was: Portland, 16,300; Seattle, 10,910. Whatever Portland's population is found to be, it is made certain by this method of calculation that Seattle's pop ulation is in the neighborhood of 70 per cent thereof. If Portland, for example, has . 95,000, Seattle has 66,500. Having now an accurate basis to work upon, the Seattle and Tacoma people may soon be able to advise Director Merriam and each other whether their figures are padded. As stated before, this vexatious con troversy is not, in Its present stage, any of Portland's affair. But it will not deny that It is Interested. Meanwhile It is in the same happy Indifference to the issue as the unconcern felt by the wifo who watched with approving eye the struggle between her husband and the bear. MEN AND W03IEN. Senator Heltfeld, of Idaho, used to be a cowboy In ICansas, and has always been more or less engaged in stockralsing. Kev. Dr. Mark Trafton. a. former Congress man, and one of the best-known Methodist clergyman In this country, celebrated recently his 90th birthday at West Somervllle, Mass. Among the British civil list pensions awarded last year were f200 to Alfred Austin "as poet laureate," and the same amount to John Sims Reeves, "in consideration of his eminence as a singer and his straitened financial circum stances." The Emperor of Japan is about to display In his galleries with high honors a. portrait of the late Walter Q. Gresham, Secretary of State under President Cleveland. This tribute comes as a recognition of Mr. Gresbam's services In carrying through the treaty between Japan and this country. Lieutenant-Colonel C. A. Coolldge, who has been assigned to the command ot the Ninth United States Infantry, now in China, vice Colonel Llscurn. who was killed In action at Tien Tsln. ha3 been an ofllcer for 36 year3 In the Seventh Infantry. He served In the Civil War, In various wars with the Indians and In the war with paln. Upon his return from Cuba, he was assigned with the Seventh at Fort Brady, was later transferred to Fort Sheridan, and was then sent to the Philip pines, where h Joined the Ninth. NOTE AND COMMENT. Tho Sultan of Turkey is carrying on a If he wished the white man to take up his burden. The grandfather clause Is more effec tive In eliminating the negro vote than the old-fashioned shotgun. Lord Roberts, it Is reported, will not only be made a Duke, but the title will be accompanied by a money grant of $SCO C00. This is the season when the Easterrf producer ot fiction turns his talents to writing advertisements' for Summer re sorts and makes the business pay. Timothy Woodruff denies that he isf a candidate for Governor of New York and says his position Is similar to that: he occupied at Philadelphia. That Is, he Is In the hands of his friends and they prefer another man. It Is reported that N. H. French, ot Frultland. Marion County, who has been doctoring about a year for stomach trou ble, was recently examined by means o the X-ray, when it was found that ha was suffering from a fractured hip. JEta Will change bis treatment. , It looks now as If New York's perma- nent navy arch may never be built. Na Contributions of any account have been; received since last Aprn. and the wholes matter is practically at a standstill. Tho original intention was to raise 51,000,000. This has been cut to JCOO.COO. and It is doubtful if even so much will bo sub scribed. For the last three months thero has not been enough cash subscribed to pay office rent for the committee. The amount of the subscription to date la 5197,750 12 in cash and pledges, with su groat deal more in pledges than in cash- Wheat Is the top Item for Kansas this year, putting $90,000,000 to the credit side. Next comes the livestock, cattle and hogs, sold and to be sold for slaughter' within tho current 12 months, adding; $75,000,000. The third place is taken by the corn crop, already sufficiently ad vanced to warrant an estimate ot $80, 000.000. Fourth place belongs to the hay crop, at $21,000,000. Then Is placed tho sheep, dairy and poultry class, at 513, CCO.OOO. Odds and ends, like sorghums, at $9,000,000; oats, at $3,000,000; fruit at $3,000,000. potatoes at JS.COO.OOO, millet and Hungarian at $3,000,000. flax at $3.OOO;0OO. and so on through the list, making Sha grand total of 52SO.167.O0O. "The Confederate Veterans, In their an nual convention at Louisville, declared! that the war of 1S61-GG should bo known, as the 'war between the states,' " says' the Mobile Register. "This Is the name that Alexander H. Stephens favored, and It Is the one generally used by the peoplo of the South In speaking of that war. the Northern people calling It the Re bellion. Strange Is It that neither name la a correct definition of the event. AIR know that there was no rebellion. States that had sovereignty could not be guilty of rebellion. Neither was it a war be tween the states, but actually a war be tween two Governments made up of states. Some writers call It a civil warr yet It was not a war between citizens la their civil capacity, but, as before said, a war between regularly organized gov ernments. There Is. In fact, no concise way of naming the conflict, hence these misnomers. Possibly the best title would! be the simple one of calling it by the. years ot its beginning and close namely, the War of 1SC1-65." PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGRAFHEBS Awful. "These Boxers must be terrible peo ple." "Yes. They couldn't act mueh worse IE they were trying to civilize another country" Life. An Anomaly. Eva You can't make a bit oC an Impression on that young Marsh. May E know It. It's stranse. too. for he's so soft. Philadelphia Bulletin. Touched. The Pastor Don't you think I touched them rather deeply this morning? The Deacon I don't know. I haven't counted up yet. Indianapolis Press. And now a silly literary Journal ' comes for ward and volunteers the Information that Kip ling gets ?.1 per word for his work. And tho uninitiated believe It. Atlanta Constitution. Necessary Correction. "I am told. Colonel,, that the antl-GoeLelltes In your state are work ing secretly, and there Is further trouble brew ing." "No, sahl Distilling, sah." Chicago Tribune. Oversight. "What are you looking so glum-, about. Bonis? The reviewers all praised your last book, didn't thy?" "Yes, but not one Of them said it was a 'story of Intense human In terest.' "Chicago Tribune. A Masterpiece. "Confidentially." said tho statesman, "I wrote that plank In the plat form." "I congratulate you." said his friend, heartily. "I read It over three times, and I'm blest If It commits the party to anything!" Puck. A Double Elow. "Yes, wvhad,qultje,A Wow out at out house early hlg morning. Pe culiar time for It." "Yea. The new hired girt blew out the sa in tho bos stove, and th gas blew out the side of the kltchen."-Cleve- land Plalndealer. Dance of the Drnpon. Folger McKlnsey In Baltimore News. The balefires lit his yellow eyes. His flaming nostrils spread. Above the city's ancient walls He reared his horrid head; His leaping tongue, through gory lips. Shot out through fang3 of white The Dragon of the East went forth To Death's wild dance last night! Scaled -with the lies of ancient power. Clawed with the -hate of years. Beaked with the Asiatic dower Of crime-corroded years: Dragging his form above the dead That marked his murderous way, r He danced the awful tune that rings Through cycles of Cathayl Gleaming and glaring, huge and worn. The lanterns Ut his path Down the long lanes of dead that lay Under his stroke of wrath. Flerco. with the wine of blood debauched, Drunk for the season's kill. The earth beneath his hoof-beat brok Into a thunder thrill t Play up. tho heathen tunes ot death! Play up, the Dragon'3 dance! The alien peoples In his path Shall wither at his glance! Sweep ot his mighty tall and swing Ot Jaws that feed on gore But hark! along the Tien Tsln wall That cannon-throated roar! On to the dance the allies rush. Till dance shall turn to dread. And the ensaffroned demon stretch His length beside the dead! Beat the bright music of the brave That rush to seat his fate. Whose bleared eyes tremble at the light That breaks around his gate! Whose talons quiver In distress. Whose huge lips bite the dust. Whose century-cinctured scales fall off Before the swordsman's thrust; Whose Dance of Death U nearly o'er, Whose pathway shall be swept Of women and of babes, foul slain Where'er his hoofs have stept! Out of the night he makes his own. Out of the dance he weaves Around the suppliant form that kneels Neath his huge fangs and grieves, NaUons shall mold the higher good, Pierce with their contrite ray The yellow shadow of thy life T2uu Dragoa of Cathayl