THE MORNING OEEGONIAN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 11, 1900. NOME'S MARTIAL LAW COMMISSIONER. RAWS O If COULD NOT HOLD THINGS LEVEL. General Randall Toole Cksrce oh Ac count of the Insecurity! Prop erty Rights There. on some such unjust tax as that on our franchise would make final the decision of the directors to change their business headquarters." SAX FRANCISCO, July 10. News that martial law had been proclaimed at Nome City by General Randall, In charge of the United States troops In that district, was brought here tonight by the steamer St. Paul, 13 days from St. Michael. The necessity for martial law arose out of the Jumping of mining claims and other acts of lawlessness. The St, Paul also reports a great man' cases of smallpox and ty phoid fever at Nome. "When she sailed It was thought, however, that the further snread of the disease had been checked. The St. Paul brought 54 passengers and Jl,ea,0! in gold dust, the bulk of which was consigned to the Alaska Commercial Company. Of this amount, about 9125,000 was from the Cape Nome dlstriot. Among the passengers there was distrib uted about $300,000 in gold dust. The largest individual holders were J. S. Langf ord and Peter Johnson, who brought about $30,000 each from the Rampart district. Among the passengers from Cape Nome there were some who returned disappointed. These report about 30,000 men there, many of whom aro unable to find employment. They say also that money is scarce with many of these, and that many will return by the next steam ers. Concerning the establishment of mar tial law, the Nome Gold Digger on June 19 says: "The government of the camp was last night, at a special meeting or the cham ber of Commerce, given largely into the hands of Commissioner Rawson. The cause that led up to It was the conditions of property, that people nad been led to believe were insecure. At the Chamber of Commerce, where 30 or 40 persons had gathered. United States Commissioner Rawson made a statement. He said the municipal govern ment wasT no longer able to protect prop erty rights. It had not the strength nor confidence to enable it to carry out the purposes for which it was intended. It was absolutely necessary, he said, that some means be taken for the protection of property and the preservation of law and order. He submitted two propositions, and said he was going to do one of two things, and with small delay. "The first is, I shall take complete charge of the town,' he said, so far as my authority goes as Commissioner, ig noring the existence of any other au thority, and appoint a sufficient num ber of well-selected officers, who will be under the order of the United States Commissioner and Marshal. " The second is that I shall inform the commanding officer of the detachment at this place that the authorities are unable to handle the situation, and protect prop erty and lives of the people, and ask that he take such charge as his orders Justify him in doing. " If you request me to take hold I shall do it only on one condition that the Chamber of Commerce raise funds sufficient (perhaps 11000) for the employ ment of 10 officers for two weeks, and I will give my time and attention to it. If not, you will certainly have the soldiers handling your camp, and very Quickly. " The $1000 was not raised, and the sol diers were in charge of the camp when the St. Paul sailed. The steamer Santa Ana was still in quarantine on account of smallpox when the fitj Paul sailed. "I never saw such a ctmp In all my life," said Captain Charles Anderson, who went North as sailing-master of the bark Alaska. "It was a case," he con tinued, "of Ishmael all over again, and you could -never tell when your dearest friend was going to strike you. There were five shooting scrapes Inside of five days. The next steamer from Nome will be crowded with passengers, and tfce rush coming homeward will be as great as those which made up the stampede for the frozen North." "There will be a fearful epidemic at KftniA this Pall." said "Dr. Z. T. Mallaby. "There Is absolutely no sanitation, ana when the swamp begins to dry up, the men will die like files in Summer from typhoid fever. Nome is rich, but no one has done any prospecting, as every man Is defending his claim with a shotgun." 900O,000 FROM KLONDIKE. Mostly O-rrned by Banks Clean-tip Progressing Satisfactorily SEATTLE, July 10. The steamer City of Seattle returned from Alaska this morning with a gold contribution of $900, 000 to the world's wealth. The treasure came from the Klondike. Of the total amount, dust valued at $800,000 was ship ped out by the Canadian Bank of Com merce and the Bans 01 unusn isorcn America, of Dawson, to the Seattle as say office. The treasure was stored in 13 strong boxes and a, few sacks. Besides this great wealth, there was not less than $100,000 of individual gold. Jospeh Barrett and P. Larsen. two well-known Klon dlkers, each had substantial consign ments. Dawson pasengers of the City of Seat tle say the Klondike clean-up is pro gressing most satisfactorily. Great gold pack trains are arriving in Dawson dally from-the creeks. O'Brien to Be Tried for Murder. Will Clayson. of Skagway, has received a letter from his sister, Anna, now in Dawson, stating that George O'Brien has been formally charged with the murder of Linn Wallace Relfe, of Seattle, on the Skagway-Dawson trail last Winter, and that the case will probably be tried in September. The preliminary hearing was to have been held me last of June. O'Brien Is suspected of having klled Fred Clayson and Lineman Olson at the same time, and there are others suspected of having been Implicated. O'Brien is to be tried first for murdering Relfe, because the evidence against him seems to be stronger than in any of the other cases. Death From Mussel Poisoning. Death through mussel poisoning has claimed George Cleveland, one of the old est prospectors of Southeastern Alaska. Cleveland died at Tonker Cove, July 2, and Thomas Sherwood, another well- known miner, came near death's door, also from over-indulgence In Alaskan mussels. The remains of Cleveland were taken to Juneau for Interment. Smallpox Skip From Cape Nome. PORT TOWN6END, Wash., July 10. The steamship Ohio arrived here tonight, six days from Nome, with SO passengers. The Ohio is the steamship which was Quarantined on her arrival at the North on account of a number of cases of small pox among the passengers. She will re main here until morning for quarantine inspection. It Is expected that she will be sent to the station for fumigation, ow ing to the fact that she could not be fumigated at the North. No one was al lowed to board the vessel, consequently no news could be obtained. Misfortune Also la Nose. ALBANY, Or., July 10. The uncertainty of the seeking for gold in Alaska is il lustrated In the experience of Frank Fro- man. of this city, who left for rome early in order to get In ahead of the rush. He was wrecked on an island, and saved after a thrilling experience, finally THE OFF-SHORE LIGHT HARD JOB TO' BUILD THE TUXA MOOK' BEACON. Description of tho Wot. . Given in JIoClure Magaiine-Pjusase in the Breeobe Buoy to their organizing for their own protec tion, shorter hours and better compensa tion. The telephone girl's life is a hard one small pay, long hours and it is she who has to bear the kicks of a disgusted public at a miserable service "for which she Is no wise responsible. If there Is any class of people that ought, to organize for self-protection, it is the telephone girls. for they put in longer hours for less pay than any other class of wage-earners. EFFECT ON PACIFIC TRADE Northern Lines "Will Not Talco Fpelskt for Interior Ohlnn. Tn an article on 'The Sea Builders" In McClure's Magazine for July, descriptions ST. PAUL. July 10. The, Great Ndrth- of the difficulties attending tne construe- 1 ern nas given nouco m an 01 s aprnis tion of various off-shore beacons are not to contract any freight for China given, with the following reference to ( destined to the Interior points beyond Tillamook light I Shanghai, Canton and Hong Kong until Even more formidable difficulties and conditions in that Empire, have become dangers were encountered In building more settled. . Tillamook lighthouse, off the Coast of Tbo Great Northern and Northern Pa Oregon. While Its foundation is not sub- ciflc will feel, to, some extent, -the lmme merged, yet because of its exposed po- dlate effects of the Chinese antl-forelgn sitlon In the ocean it belongs properly ' uprising. The trouble haa already had a among the off-shore lights. The Island tendenoy to disturb both east and west- PROVISIONS 5ENT ABROAD EXPORTS "GREATER THAN THOSE . . OF ANY PREVIOUS YEAR. wmmmmmmmmmmmsmanBrnm - i. t 1 TILLAMOOK ROCK. catching a steamer and getting to Nome only to ba taken down sick, so that he was unable to do anything. He reports the camp greatly exaggerated, and, like many others there. Is thoroughly disgusted. THE "MINER'S INCH." It Is Tagae and Indefinite 4a Water Measurement. PORTLAND, July 10. To the Editor.) A recent article, entitled, "Where Water Comes High." discussing the quantity of water commonly called & "miner's Inch," states that the General Government fixes rock on which It rests rises a sheer SO bound trans-Padflo business. No Chinese feet above a brawling sea. It is only one t exports In the Interior 'of the Empire mile from the mainland, but the nearest are reaching the Coast cities destined for harbor, owing to the precipitous shores. is 23 miles away, at the mouth of the Columbia River. So violent are the waves that break around the ragged edges of the Island, and It was only with utmopt difficulty that the surveyors made their first landings. One expedition was headed by an experienced English light house builder named Trowavas. When he reached the rock It was edged with surf, although the sea outside was almost wholly calm. When the boat was swept up close to the rock, he and one of the sailors leaped for shore. Trewavas stumbled and was carried out to sea, and drowned In sight of his boat's crew. the United States, and eastbound ships must come with lighter cargoes In con sequence. This means the two Pacific roads leading into St. Paul will carry a reduced quantity of Oriental imports, including silks. With regard to silks, nearly every boat up to date has brought as high as four to six carloads of silks, valued at from $1,000,000 to $1,600,000. Some of this silk is, of course, from Japan, but much of it is from China. A railroad official said today, that the Great Northern might temporarily lose its trans-Paciflfi connections in case the Chlnft "War reached An acuta Rt&ee. I The Nippon Yusen Kaisha Steamship Even, of Canned Beef Earope' Pmr- chases of the American Product Slaoyr Large Increase. WASHINGTON, July 10. Exports of provisions from the United States during the fiscal year just ended exceed those of any, previous year. The total will be fully $180000,000, thus averaging $500,000 a day, and surpassing1 the phenomenal record achieved by that record-breaking year, 1S99. For the 11 months ending with Mar. 1S00. the total exports of provisions, in cluding meat and dairy products, was I1C5.707.834, against $169,378,003 for 'the cor responding period of the fiscal year 1S20. Of this large sum, the principal items are1: Lard, with a total export durlnir the 11 months of $3S,6SL000r bacon, with a to tal of $35,478,000; hams, $13,192,003; pork, $9,-459,000; oleomargarine, $9,400,000, and beef, $7,635,000. American beef Is finding an enlarged market abroad, especially in the United Kingdom, France. Africa and the Orient. Comparing the exports of the 11 months ending with May, 1300. with those of the same months of 1899, it is found that the United Kingdom increased her purchases of canned beef .from $1,969,000 to $237,000; France increased hers from $31,057 to $117, 254, while Germany showed a slight de crease, the value falling from $281,943 In 1899 to $241,568, representing a shrinkage of 00,000 pounds In tho volume of exports. To Asia and Oceania the increase was from 4158,000 to $190,000, and to Africa, from $437,722 to $1,033,700, representing an Increase In quantity of export of more than 6,000,000 pounds over 1899. In the ex port of fresh beef, the principal Increases are to the United Kingdom, with a total of $20,113,370, as against $20,830,949 In 1899, and to the West Indies, t which took in 1900 a total of $389,039, as against less than one-tenth of that amount in 1SS9, when the total was but $94,027. In hog products. Including pork, hams. bacon and lard, no marked increases oc cur, the figures for 1900 scarcely equal ing those of the previous year. It is gratifying to observe, however, that our export trade in cheeso Is showing evi dences of revival, the total for the 11 months showing an Increase of 6,000,000 pounds, representing a value of over $1,100,000 over that of last year. For 1899 the total was less than that of 1893, being 30,99o,6S2 pounds, valued at $2.70240; for 1900 the total is 35,795,124, valued at $3,809. 853. Of this increase practically the en tire amount was in our exports to the United Kingdom, whose share of the to tal was 33,000,000 pounds, valued at $3,423,- 000, against 17,000,000 pounds, valued at $1,500,000 last year. The following table shows the total exports of provisions In each fiscal year from 1830 to 1300: Fiscal year. Provision exports. 1890 ..,.... $138,962,278 1891 139.S58.64S 1892 141.240.834 1S93 130,855,703 1894 1 145,590,830 1895 135,250,579 1S9C 133.377.549 1897 138,652,735 1SS8 1G7.340.9GO 1899 175,508,608 1800 180,000,000 June, 1900, estimated. had to contend, was an immense herd of "company, whose ships are subsidized hy RICHER THAN WITWATERSRAND. Report From Darrson of the Indian River Gold. VICTORIA, B. C, July 10. The steamer Cottage City arrived today, bringing a number of Klondlkers and $300,000 In gold. They tell of great excitement at Dawson over Indian River finds of conglomerate. Assays give all the way from $S to $28 a ton. The deposits are said to be 1000 miles In extent, and some think they will surpass the Johannesburg mines. Trouble has arisen from the fact that the miners do not know whether to consider the conglomerate quartz or placer. Some staked quartz claims and others placer. There Is a great difference in size of these claims. Alnska Packers May Change. SAN FRANCISCO, July 10. There is a report current in business circles here that the Alaska Packers' Association may remove its headquarters to Puget Sound, if the assessment of its franchise at $600,000 is insisted on. W. B. Bradford, secretary of the company, says that the directors have considered the matter, and are aware of the advantages of the Sound, where coal, lumber and freight rates are cheaper. Sentiment keeps them here, where their homes are. He added: "All I wish to say is that the Insistence Dr. Charles F. McDonald. NEW YORK. July 10. The death is an nounced at Hamilton, Ontario, of Dr. Charles F. McDonald, aged 71 years. While connected with the Postofflce De partment in Washington, the Postal Money Order System was organized through his efforts. President Lincoln appointed him Superintendent of the Money Order Department, which office he held until 1E93, when President Cleveland appointed him Consul at Hamilton. Through Dr. McDonald's efforts, also, the exchange of money orders was effect ed between the United States and the principal civilized countries of the world. He drafted 32 conventions for the ex change of money orders. a Bisley Rifle Shoot. IONDON, July 10. Magnificent weath-r favored the National rifle competitors at Bisley today, the match rifle experts again having the programme to themselves. The Basa competition waa won by Color Sergeant Hocten. of Liverpool, with a total of 135. No Canadians competed. The Hartford Memorial College cup was won by Caldwell, of the Ulster Rifles. Whist Tonrnnment. NIAGARA FALLS, July 10. Chicago won the Brooklyn trophy by the closest scoro in the history of the American Whist League. The Westerners were a tie with New York, but on the highest scoro by players Chicago had 20 plus, while New York was 19. sealtons. which defended their ancient citadel with persistent valor. Before the workmen were allowed undisputed possession, they were compelled to arm themselves and drive the herd repeatedly into the sea. , Owing to the great difficulty In making landings, most of the workmen were se.nt to the rock in a breeches buoy. A thick hawser was stretched from the summit of the Island to the mast of a ship lying 300 feet away In calm water. Along this trawled the buoy, which consisted of a life preserver fastened to a stout pair of breeches cut off at the knees. Some times when tho water was a trifle- rough, giving the ship a rolling motion, the haw ser would slacken suddenly , let the buoy and Its pasenger drop with sickening velocity into the sea, and then snatch them out, and hurl them fiercely 100 feet In air. Only men of seasoned pluck could be persuaded to make this trip at alL A large crew were finally landed, with supplies enough to last them several months, and at the coming of Winter and rough weather the ship waB compelled to leave them to their fate. One night In January a tornado drove the waves entirely over the rock, crushing the tent in which the men slept, and washing away most of their provisions, and nearly all of their tools, clothing and equipment. For dayB at a time, in the coldest weather of & Northern Winter, they were compelled to lie clinging to the slippery rock, drenched with Icy water, exposed to swiftly succeeding storms of snow and sleet, and cut by the sharp sea winds. During all of this time tney had no suf ficient means of warming themselves practically no fresh water to drink, and nothing to eat but hard-tack and bacon, soaked in sea-water. Few Arctic ex plorer have had to suffer the perils and privations to which these lighthouse builders were subjected. And yet they lived,, and built a great lighthouse on the summit of the rock, Colonel G. Lw Gillespie, the engineer who had charge of this wonderful work, tells an amusing story of the difficulties of the lighthouse establishment in" find ing a cook who was willing to live on the rock, cut off wholly for months at a time from communication with the outside world. Finally, a portly, good-natured German named Greuber agreed to acept the position. He was promptly sent down to Tillamook, but when he saw the tossing breeches buoy In which he was expected to mako the passage to the rock, he held fast to the rail of the ship. 'Tm too fat," he explained. On his 'return to Astoria his friends made so much fun of him that he de clared he would go to the rock If It killed him. He turned as white as chalk when the buoy was strapped around him, but he made the trip without even wet-, ting his feet. After that, however, noth lng would persuade him to venture again in the perilous buoy, and he died recently on the rock after nearly 16 years of con tinuous service there. the Japanese Government arid" can be confiscated for service as army trans ports. The Northern Paclflo operates its own ships from China and Japan, and would not be subject to'the same diffi culty. However, If the war becomes general, there will be Utile traffic mov ing between the United Slates and China. Alleged Rate Discrimination. SAN FRANCISCO, July" 10 A suit growing out of tho complaint of A. J. Gus tln, of Kearney, Neb., was filed this morning in the United States Court against tho Southern Pacific, the Union Pacific and the reoelverd of the lat ter road. The suit wasr brought in be half of tho Interstate Commerce Com mission by United States District At torney Coombs. Gusrtin alleged that the railroad discriminated in the freight rates on sugar to the detriment of Kearney (Neb.) consumers. Tho suit; is for a res toration of tho old rate and the payment of a penalty of $500 a day for each day that the defendants refuse to restore the rate. mo quanuty as one cudic idoi in W ec- . - ,. .,.ii. . AAt- Atm.,1-. CVirnrTttr tvfclMi In nnmiw-tlnn ?uf2ri. V!v!0Tf Li'J ties with which the Tillamook builders with the Great Northern, is a Japanese LltUJJUCa JM IUS OUiJCti, UU t&li UUU UV mention of the "volume of a miner's inch, being fixed by the General Government. In California, where the term originated, it is a well-known fact that the miner's Inch is about as definite a quantity as a "pall of water," and hydraulic engineers have been trying for years to have the arbltary term discarded for the "cublo foot per second" and "acre foot." In Cal ifornia custom seems to have made the miner's Inch as equal to one cubic foot In 50 seconds, but this depends much on geographical location. In Colorado the statute fixes the min er's inch as equal to a quantity of water flowing from an Inch-square orifice under a pressure of five inches above the top of the orifice, and assumes that the quantity of water delivered Is proportional to the area of the orifice; but this Is far from being true. For Instance, if a flow of 144 miner's Inches be required, the volume ob tained would be 8.3, 4.2 or 4.7 cubic feet per second, according as there were 144 holes one Inch square, one opening one inch deep and 144 Inches long, or one open ing 12 inches square, the tops of all open ings being five Inches below the surface of the water. Weir measurements ore much more accurate, and could amost al ways bo substituted for the method by orifices. The science of hydrauhes has made con siderable progress within the past decade, but the multiplicity of detail necessary to consider in the accurate measurements of water renders many of the approximate rules valueless, and the best methods ere none too good. It is to be hoped that, in view of the Increasing use and value of water for power, irrigation and domestic purposes, the miner's Inch, as a standard, will be relegated to innocuous desuetude, and the more definite measurement of "second foot" used In preference. For ir rigation purposes the acre foot is gener ally coming into use. on account of the convenience in making calculations. The acre foot is one acre covered one foot 1 deep with water, or 43,560 cubic feet. The article referred to also makes the statement that a miner's inch (presumably under a elx-inch pressure) serves to irri gate 160 acres of land. The writer was for some years connected with the Bear Val ley Irriga.tion Company, of Redlands,. Cal., and under this system the highest duty is one miner's Inch to 10 acres, the average being one inch to four acres. The Jurapa Land & Water Company, near San Ber nardino, use one inoh to irrigate nine acres; other parts of California use one miner's Inch (six-inch pressure) for from 4 to 10 acres. J. H. CUNNINGHAM. CONFEDERATE FLAGS. Three Billion War Indemnity. NEW YORK, July 10. A dispatch to the Herald from Lima, Peru, says: Garland's new pamphlet, treating of the war Indemnity collected by Chile from Peru and Bolivia, since 1879, has made a deep Impression here. Figures are given which show that by 1933 Chile will have received from nitrate and iodine from the Peruvian province Of Tarapaca, 2,350. 000,000 Chilean dollars, and from Bolivia $050,005,000. Thus the war Indemnity paid to Chile will reach $3,000,000,000, a greater sum than France paid to Germany. Order of Foresters. MILWAUKEE. Wis., July 10. Today's session of the Supreme United Order of Foresters was devoted to discussing plans for extending the order Into new Juris dictions. The election of officers will take place tomorrow. - ANOTHER GUESS. Bryanlte Paper Thinks It flees Tronble Ahead of Moody. The Chronicle, a Bryan paper, of La Grande, which professes a profound In sight into Oregon politics contributes an other interesting guess as to future con ditions In the Republican, party, as fol lows: "By the favor of an infamous gerry mander, Wasco County participates In the election of three Joint Senators and six Joint Representatives. These members of tho Legislature are all Republicans and are Justly regarded as moro or less tho chattels of Congressman Moody. Cer tain it is that not ono of them could have been nominated excepting by the aid of Mr. Moody, for that gentleman has all the characteristics of a boss. He brooks no opposition where he is strong enough to overcome It. By every principle of gratitude these nine members will be Joe Simon's nucleus of strength In the next Legislature. He has done so much for Moody that It is now the tatter's time to come to the assistance of his chief. Mr. Moody, therefore, becomes a much more powerful factor In Republican poll tics than his limited abilities would war rant. He can como very near defeating any candidate for United r States Senator, even if his faction is in a hopeless mi nority In the legislative councils of the Republican party. In the parlance of Kentucky, It Is up to Moody. He may have the power to defeat the Mltchell McBrlde coterie in their wish to elect one of their number to the Senate, but he will be forced to take Into consideration the fact that If Mitchell can control the next Multnomah de'egation to the state con vention, it will be a cold day for Malcolm A Moody's further Congressional aspira tions. Yes, it is up to Moody." m 1 A Snlt Not Taken Seriously. Salem Journal. The humor of Oregon politics Is height ened by a man's suing H. W. Corbett for $100,000 for alienating his wife's affections, when the politicians who have opposed Corbett have had no other argument than that a roan of 75 was "too old" to send to the Senate. 1 A Question for Husbands. Spokane Spokesman-Review. A Portland banker is asked -to pay $100, 000 to the injured man far alienating the affections of a wife. If ,the affection of such a wife has a cash value of 5100.000. what should be the market price for love of a woman whose affections, cannot bo alienated? The Telephone Girl's Life. Tacoma Evening News. The "hello 'girls" In Seattle are on a 1 strike, the management having objected Politician Gets a Job. Klamath Express. Joseph Lane, of Lakevlow, arrived Fri day to tike a place In the Llokville Hotel as barkeeper. He was chairman of the Lake County Democratic- Committee, and decided to come here when the Republi cans got too thick over there. Their Proposed Return Brings Ct&t Some Sarcastic Remarks. PORTLAND, July 0. (To the Editor.) The patriotism of "Vet. Volunteer," whose letter you publish with comment, is beautiful and touching. Not only that, but he Is as pugnacious as when he cap tured the flags "from the enemy at the cannon's mouth," and goes for you, Mr. Editor, like a Chinese Boxer for a mis sionary. He says: "You know nothing of tho feelings of a patriot who was willing to sacrifice his life for his country" (but didn't). Then ho fires this at you, and it Is a squelcher: "Do you know anything of capturing a flag from tho enemy at the cannon's mouth"? You bet you don't, Mr. Editor. How could you, unless you were on the pension roll? Pensions are the things that make "Vets" patriotic and know all about cap turing flags at the cannon's mouth. I don't find a bit of fault with "Vet"; I don't care anything about the flags or about pensions; but I do not wish "Vet" would let us alone about that charity ed ucation Confederate soldiers got at West Point. A parrot is always and forever saying he wants a cracker, no matter how many he has, or however much he would prefer something else, but then he is green and red and pretty. Now, inasmuch as West Point was sup ported by taxes collected in all the states, Just as at present, and Inasmuch as the Southern States paid their full proportion. Is it not apparent that the South paid for the education of her sons, even as she is now paying her proportion of "Vet's" pension? By the way, "Vet" says It is a pittance (granted), but the pittances foot up something more than $2,000,000,000 to date, and threaten in the end to aggre gate more than the whole country was worth, so that it would have been money In our pockets if "Vet" had not saved it. As to the value of the education, I have my doubts. What a soldier needs can be expressed in three words brains, energy and experience and these are not carried in stock at West Point or anywhere else. Still. I don t say a word against west Point. I fairly worshiped West Pointers when the war commenced. We all did In the Army of Northern Virginia. But when I saw them on both sides blunder from Bull Run to Appomattox, 1 cnangeo my opinion somewhat. But, I say, let us have West Point and brass buttons. They enable a very ordi nary young man to settle himself very comfortably in life with an extraordinari ly rich young lady for a wife. Now I suppose I ought to stop, for I have done what I started In to do and more, too. I have entered a solemn pro test "agin" that hoary-headed old free lunch chestnut, but "Vet" knows how it is himself, for when we commence talk ing about the war we never stop till some fellow hits us with a brick. So I am tempted, as "Vet" has told me all about him, to tell him all about me. I volunteered, too Just why, I don't know, unless It was because it came In fashion along with tops, marbles, kites etc but I wasn't willing to sacrifice my life, like "Vet." I used to run away once In a while to save that precious article, and I have seen old friends of the Army of tho Potomac do the same thing on many memorable occasions. A great many people thought Hobson was willing to sac rifice his life when he sailed down In among the Spanish ships and forts, but he wasn't not a bit of It. That fellow had a sneaking Idea that he'd come out all right, and get his rotrord In promotion and kisses and he got 'em, too. I think there were more soldiers like me than like "Vet," for with excellent opportuni ties every day for exercising the sacrl- fical right, there are almost a million of ms on the Denslon rolls today. But I digress. Whon we volunteered we did not think there was anything "In it" for us. 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They are scattered why, tho Lord only knows all over creation; one even In Oregon. I think "Vet's" real reason and here Is where his modesty is In evidence la that, as he took "these" flags from the enemy "at the cannon's mouth." they should be turned over to him, and I agree with" him. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's," and "Let us have peace" and pensions. A PLAIN EVERT-DAT CONFEDERATE. to this the flaccidity that follows the fac titious excitement caused by the exhi bition, and tho knowledge that the for eigners who have this year been spending their money in Paris are not likely to return thither and spend more for a year or two, and there seems little doubt that by November all classes who work for their bread In the Vllle Lunlere will ba very angry Indeed. was." But it has never occurred to me J of labor, who are soonest affected. Paris Exposition a Financial Failure St. James's Gazette. The total number of tickets of admis sion to the Paris exhibition of 1880, both paid for and gratis, wa3 30.000,000. It was considered that this would be so far exceeded In the present year that 65, 000,000 of tickets were Issued. Up to tho 1st of this month., something like 8,000,000 of these have been presented at the doors, and not more than 6,000,000 have been paid for, the remainder being the tickets of exhibitors and employes, and other persons to whom free admission has been granted. As the exhibition has been opened for six weeks, and Is to close on tho 15th of October, this foretells a total number of 21,000.000 admissions paid for. It Is not to be wondered at that the tick ets, which last week! were quoted at CO centimes, can now be obtained for 55, or that there Is a talk of fetes being organ ized, to which the prlco of admission will be 10 or even 20 tickets, -so as to get rid of the enormous load of them with which the bankers and other middlemen have burdened themselves. A writer In the Slocle prophesies that before the end of August it will be possible to buy tickets for 15 or 20 centimes. We are, therefore, face to face with the fact that, miracles apart, the exhibition of 1900 will be, from the financial point of view, a failure. "When October comes, tho French bourgeolse. Instead of the handsome sumius for which they proudly hoped, will find themselves presented with the bill for a large deficit, which can only be met by tho Imposition of fresh taxes. Moreover, the year before an ex hibition Is notoriously bad for trade, and last year, thanks to the uprooting of the streets, the mes3 caused by the exhibition buildings and other causes, Paris was comparatively empty of visitors. This year tho English, who are tho great spenders of money on such occasions, aro, by reason of the war In South Africa and other causes, both visiting Paris less and spending less money when there than usual, and "matters like the cab strike show that the pinch of disappointment Is beginning to be felt by the employers German in Paris. Perls Letter. Ever since the opening of tho exhibition the presence of large numbers of Germans In this city has been noticed. The boule vards and the avenues of the great world's show are crowded with visitors who speak the language of Schiller and Goethe, and It Is generally remarked that, so far, the Teutonic factor has been preponderant among the different foreign elements. The Germans, In point of fact, have come and are still coming to Paris in shoals, and it is rather significant that even the most zealous of national ists has not a word of objection to this state of things to utter. On the con trary, they are perfectly at home hero though this must be the first occasion on which the majority have found their way to the French capital. They maka no secret of their nationality, there i3 not a hint about Alsatian or Austrian origin as in the old days, and it Is clear enough that they and their Freich hosts aro on the best of terms. Then, during tho past few days, Cap tain Slegel, the German naval attache, has been paying a visit to Brest, and has been the guest of VIce-Admlral Bar rera, the port Admiral, at an official din ner. Time was when an outcry would have been raised by Chauvinistic organs against such proceeding", but all this has been changed, and speculation as to whether a German squadron, may not make Its appearance at Brest In the course of the Summer Is rife Instead. "When, too. It was first Insinuated that the German Emperor entertained soma idea of visiting Paris during the exhi bition, the bare thought of such a thing was scouted as preposterous. Now. on the other hand, it Is asserted at period- i lcai intervals tnat .mis .Majesty seriously contemplates spending a few days In thl3 city, and although this report is as reg ularly contradicted, thoe who started It return to the charge with the utmost complacency, and nobody dreamy, of pro testing. It Is clear enough that such a visit would be popular. All this shows the marked change which has taken placo In Gallic feeling towards Germany of late, and this Is all the more noteworthy Inasmuch as when the alliance with Rus sia was concluded there was. hardly a Frenchman who did not Imagine that it Implied the adoption of an active and energetic policy. Soreness in the Bryan llnnlcs. Spokane Spokesman-Review. If Mr. Bryan's supporters were as well satisfied with his running mate as Re publicans are with Roosevelt, conslder- i able soreness would be eliminated from Add tho coming campaign. V V;