II i I TTTO MORNING OREGONIAN, TUESDAY, MAY 29, 1900. ' ft x2QomixxL d at the Postcfflce at Portland. Oregon, a eeconc-ciass matter. TELEPHOXE3. 3S41torlal Rooms ice J Business Office 667 ' REVISED SUBSCRIPTION RATES. J Sr 211 (postage prepaid). In Advance rDsily with Sunday, per month SO 83 3ally, Sunday excepted, per year 7 Za Salt), with Sundaj. per year 9 00 Saaday, per year 2 00 The "Weekly, per year. : 1 CO The "Weekly, a months 50 To City Subscribers Clly. per week, delivered. Sundays excepted.lSe 30aUy. per week, delhered. Sundays lncludeL20c Tiem or discussion Intended for publication In 3Se Oregonlan should be addressed Invariably "Editor The Oregonlan." not to the name of any Individual Letters relating to advertising, subscriptions or to any business matter should "be addressed simply "The Oregonlan." The Oregonlan does not buy poems or stories from Individuals, and cannos undertake to re turn any manuscripts fent to It without sollclta ,tion. No stamps should be Inclosed for this pur pose. Paget Sound Bureau Captain A. Thompson. oQIce at 1111 Pacific avenue. Tacoma. Box 055, Tacoma Por tofllce. t Sutern Business Office The Tribune building, 2ffew York city: "The Rookery." Chicago; the S. C. Beckwith special agency, New York. - For sale in San Francisco by J. K. Cooper, 748 Market street, near the Palace hotel, and at Qoldsmlth Bros.. 230 Sutter street. For sale In Chicago by the P. O. News Co.. tit Dearborn slrrct. r t TODAY'S "U-EATHER. Generally fair and warmtr; westerly winds. . , PORTLAND, TUESDAY, MAY 20, 1000 Two choices and no third will con front every man that goes to the polls in Oregon next Monday. He will help i to open the Pacific ocean to commerce and further the development of the Pa 'ciflc coast, or else he will vote to close the door of Asiatic trade to American enterprise and turn over to Europe the prosperity that for the next ten years should come to Oregon. Republican Y victory means Pacific expansion. Fu sion victory means a damper on Pacific trade and Oregon's progress. The wel fare of the community and the success of business here Is bound up in the Re publican cause. It ought not to take sensible .men long to make up their minds which "way to vote. The present Influx of capital and population to the Pacific Coast proceeds from expecta tion of a vigorous policy in Pacific affairs, retention of the Philippines, in sistence on the open door In Asia. This is the first fruits of expansion. But the operation can be stopped and the movement reversed. Let the country declare for anti-imperialism, abandon- V jnent of the Philippines, abandonment of Secretary Hay's open door pro gramme, and the end comes at once. The effective "way for Oregon to .bring the country to that decision is to de feat the Republican ticket, or lower the Republican majority. A rousing vic tory for the Republican candidates next Monday will be the best advertisement Oregon can give herself and the best possible stroke of business policy. Every Fusion and Independent candi date is not only working against the honor and credit of the Nation, but he is working to take money out of his own pocket and give It to the capital ists and workingmen of Great Britain, Germany and Russia. "We ought to have here at Portland "within ten years a city of 200,000 peo- al&JWe ought to have 600,000 inhabi tants in Oregon and four Representa tives in Congress. TVe ought to have a trans-Pacific steamship loading and unloading here once a week a cargo of 6000 tons, worth $150,000. We ought to be shipping to Asia, Including the Philippines, $500,000 worth of Oregon flour, lumber, wool, beer and other products every month. "We ought to have a maritime industry here that Would employ 10,000 families Instead of 3000. "We ought to have thirty passen ger trains instead of twelve leaving our railway stations every day. "We -ought to be building Government cruis ers and battle-ships continuously in stead of two torpedo-boats a year. We can have all this, with Pacific expan sion; without It, we cannot. Every voter in Oregon has a chance next Mon day to stand by his town or to give it a black eye. This is the supreme issue. Everything else is incidental and unim portant. A man is either for his coun try, his state, his town and his family, cr else he is for Atkinson, "Wlnslow, Schurz, Altgeld, Tillman and Aguln aldo. He has two choices, but no third. The foundation of woman's demand for the ballot is that she has wrongs to right But she Is not clear as to what they are, except that exclusion 1 from suffrage is in Itself a wrong. This Is reasoning in a circle that leads no where, and convinces nobody. The dec laration of a correspondent that "every property, educational, social and Indl- v vidual right that has been gained for women has been secured through the hard work of the advocates of equal 'suffrage" Is a somewhat sweeping In dictment of ou- whole social and polit ical system, and a denial that women ever had any rights whatsoever until tehe began to agitate for the ballot. It 5nay be conceded that the female suf frage movement has called attention to certain Inequalities In the laws, and has resulted in the political improvement of the sex as a whole. By asking for that '"which thy did not need, the women got what they did need and ought to have 3iad. "With a- general and practically complete recognition of her legal, so cial, educational and individual rights, and special protection for her property Rights, there is little to be desired by women that has not been given, and as i consequence the female suffrage agi tation long ago passed Its acute stage. Tha Oregonlan has urged on behalf of Representatives Moody and Tongue that It is better to keep them than try new men whose status on committees. etc, would give them for years an In ferior equipment for service. This ar- lment seems to offend the sensibilities i some of our good friends in the coun- whose fairness and impartialltv is lost proverbial. They object that Ts argument was not forthcominc in the cases of Mitchell, Hermann and Sills. "With all deference to the feel ings of these high-toned moralists, who never quote The Oregonlan except to misquote it, and never see anything in itexcept to steal or to spit at. we must remind them that their objection is very superficial and inconclusive. If LTongue or Moody were wrong on vital questions, as Mitchell. Hermann and Kills were wrong. The Oregonlan would , sot be found supporting them for their k experience and committee places, or for 6 any other reason. But granted that iTopgue and Moody are sound on main. Ruesuous, me argument that their liquipment and opportunities exceed Be new men would have Is sound and pplles with great force. Orecron lost keavily la opportunity when Mitchell I was dropped from the Senate"; but It gained Immeasurably more In having a man safe and sound on the money question. Oregon will lose heavily In opportunity in the displacement of Sen ator McBrlde; but It will gain Immeas urably more in the long run by having a man there of some character and force In National affairs, and a man whose loyalty to the gold standard did not consist in diplomatic trimming when the battle was on and in lusty shouts when the victory was "won. There Is a difference here "which any person of ordinary Intelligence can see. For all others, including the critics re ferred to, The Oregonlan cares noth ing; and It will only remind them. In a spirit of Christian forbearance, that they are a pack of dishonest rascals whose enmity and disapproval are ac counted the highest possible pralse. THE MATTER WITH C!s. It Is the concern of every taxpayer and every citizen that we have an effi cient and economical city government. Boom times In Portland gave us In flated ideas of all local values, extrav agant notions of our destiny. We fell into loose and expensive ways. There came a time when the municipality would not stand the pace, and there was loud demand that the brakes should be applied. The agitation for reform found expression In committees of one hundred, taxpayers league, and kindred organizations, which were useful In Instructing the pub lic and directing the efforts for bet terment along Intelligent lines. Not all suggestions offered or plans devised by these bodies were practicable, but some were adopted, and on the whole we are much better off than we were when the movement for retrenchment began. The Oregonlan today makes an ex hibit of the city's conditions as com pared with like municipalities In other parts of the country. The showing merits the attention of all citizens. It is apparent that we are doing quite as well as many other places which enjoy credit for having well-administered governments. Our taxes are not low enough. They never are. But they-are quite as low, and lower, than other towns whose property valuations are" the same as in Portland. We enjoy here secure police government, com parative immunity from fire, a thor ough system of public lighting, good water and clean and well-paved streets. For these things we must pay, and we appear to be paying about as little as Is sufficient to Insure satisfactory service. The city charter continues to trouble our friends, the Fuslonists. They have got themselves into such a fix that they cannot wage a campaign along national lines, and they are obliged to make the woods and dales resound with their doleful cries about our local govern ment. Their Legislative candidates have gathered together some meager ammunition and are firing away about the charter. We must have a new charter, they say. They count that bi ennial Legislative session lost which does not provide Portland a new or ganic law. The people want a more po tent voice in their own affairs, they declare, and demand a restoration of the old power "to change their entire city administration at every election." The Police and Fire Commissioners have too much to say about the control of their departments and too little to say to the Mayor. Well, much depends on the Mayor, and more on the Commissions. There has never before been a time In Port land's history when the heads of the police and fire departments, and the men under them, felt that the security of their positions did not depend wholly" on the caprice of the man in the Mayor's chair. There has been a reg ular biennial overhauling of the de partments, with decapitation for the chiefs, and wholesale discharge for their subordinates. Political efficiency, and not official competency, was the test of continued employment. Do we want a recurrence of the demoraliza tion visited upon police and firemen by the mischievous and unscrupulous Pen noyer regime? Should these depart ments be used as mere partisan ma chines, as under the preceding adminis tration? Or do we need civil service and the employment of men on merit and not for mere personal and political service? The latter we are near now to having, and we shall have, if the pres ent system of iwo stable commissions, with real powers, is not changed by bogus reformers and self-seeking poli ticians. The mutations of local politics, and the vicissitudes of changing adminis trations, have taught all cities a les son. The new rule in Portland to retire one Police and one Fire Commissioner every' two years Is in exact line with approved policies of city government. Too few changes have not been the trouble in Portland. Our municipal misfortunes have rather been due to too frequent and violent changes. THE SAME TREATMENT FOR EACH. The British Government will not make peace with the Transvaal upon any terms short of unconditional sur render. Political disfranchisement for a time may be expected. Probably the present territorial divisions will be broken up and redistributed Into new administrative districts to be governed for a time as crown colonies. Natal may get a slice of Boer territory as a compensation for Its losses and sacri fices. The rebellious districts of North Cape Colony may be annexed to the Orange Free State, which Is to be con stituted the Orange River crown col ons. The suggestion that the British Gov ernment ought to recognize a broad dis tinction between the two Dutch repub lics In regard to their responsibility for the present war, inasmuch as the Or ange Free State was an Independent nation and therefore did not rebel In its attack upon Great Britain, probably will not be heeded, and does not de serve to be. The Orange" Free State did not pretend that it had been ill-treated in any way .by Great Britain, and yet it wantonly joined hands with the Transvaal to Invade British territory. If the Orange Free State had not made wanton war, the Dutch In North Cape Colony would not have revolted and England could have made short work of the Transvaal, which Is not nearly so rich a country In developed agricul ture as the Orange Free State. With the Orange Free State neutral, Britain, with Durban as a base, could have concentrated her forces for in vasion of the Transvaal from Natal; could have held her whole railway line unbroken from the Orange River to Mafeklng, and have invaded the Trans vaal from that point. The alliance with the Orange Free State doubtless de cided the Transvaal to make war. For this reason the Orange Free State de serves no better treatment than the Transvaal, It made war wantonly; It expected to share all the political ad vantages of victory. It cannot fairly expect to escape any of the disabilities and penalties of defeat. OUR MISSIONARY RESPONSIBILITY. General Thomas M, Anderson, who commanded the first expedition to the Philippines, and whose opportunities to speak understandingly upon the subject give substantial weight to his words, expresses himself tothe point in a brief article in a late number of the New York Independent upon "The Religious Question in the Philippines." He opens his article with the statement that certain- Influential Filipinos have requested him to make a statement, the point of which is that any attempt on the part of our Government to encourage a cru sade against the religion of the people of the Islands would arouse a bitter and fanatical opposition. The great mass of the people are sincere Roman Cath olics (possibly of the type of a past century), and this opposition, so say their more enlightened brethren, might readily become so widespread and In tense as to rekindle the fires of insur rection and bring about that most de plorable of all wars, a religious war. There Is something In this view, no doubt, but since, as we all know, (what at present at least the Fillpnos can not understand), our Government does not Interfere In religious controversies, the matter is, or will be In the hands of the missionary boards, perhaps In the hands of Individual missionaries, for adjustment. It is clear that to be bene ficial rather than pernicious in its effect upon the Filipinos, missionary effort in the islands must be guided by judg ment rather than pushed by zeal. "Just as soon," says General Anderson, "as a missionary movement Is set on foot to convert the Filipinos from Catholi cism, so soon will the Filipino people jump at the conclusion that our Gov ernment has directed the crusade." Absurd as this may seem to us, It Is but the natural conclusion of a people accustomed to a union of church and state, and to the dominance In -this union of the church. While it is true that the United States Government will not support or encour age special missionary effort in the Philippines, it is equally true that It cannot interfere with the plans .and purposes of missionary boards to es tablish church organizations of diverse character among the people of these islands. It follows that the workings of the missionary question in detail must be left to the judgment of the missionaries themselves. That it Is a grave question requiring careful and temperate direction is plain. If zeal is permitted to outweigh Judgment, as it has too often done In presalng matters of religion upon an alien people, the fears of a religious war, as expressed by the Influential Filipinos, whose view General Anderson voices as above noted, may prove to be well founded. The missionary responsibility in the premises is of a grave and pronounced nature. That zeal will be subordinate to Judgment In dealing with the prob lem Is the reasonable desire of the tol erant people of the United States, In the churches and out of them. There Is a tendency on the part of the thoughtless to treat Memorial day as a mere holiday, an opportunity to get away from work and have a good time. There Is In this an absence of all patriotic Impulse, of all conception of the real significance of the occasion. For one day each year the Nation ceases from its labors and pays homage to the memory of those who offered their lives for its welfare. The nation that neglects to honor Its heroes will in time have none worthy of honor. The lead In the matter of a fitting observ ance of the day set apart for this pur pose has always been taken by the Grand Army of the Republic, not be cause Its members have any more rea son as citizens to feel grateful for the achievements of the heroic dead or to honor their memory, but because In the flame and smoke of battle they learned more surely the lesson of the extent of the sacrifice and the glory of the achievement. But It is the whole coun try that was served by these dead he roes. Every' citizen enjoys today the blessings that these sacrifices have bought, and every citizen is under an equal bond of gratitude with the sur viving comrades of the fallen, and should -be stirred with an equal patri otic Impulse to honor their memory, and thus inculcate the'love of country and the flag and of all the flag signifies on the day set apart for that purpose. It Is a desecration of the day, a lower ing of the patriotic vitality of the peo ple, to have It given up to sports, races, bicycle meets, or anything else that Is of a mere holiday character. The Grand Army will soon be gone, but Memorial day will remain, and the manner of its observance will then be a test of the real heart of the Nation. If we are careless and Indifferent and forgetful of the sacrifices that have teen made, the spirit of patriotic Im pulse that Inspires such sacrifices will in time die out and there will be none to make them In the supreme hour of peril. The weather for the past ten days has been, intermittently, at least, ex tremely disagreeable, and as unlike May as possible. Looking through the misty window panes at the streaming skies and down upon the drenched landscape, one might easily, but for the weather or foliage, have mistaken the time for November. Nevertheless, veg etation has been forging ahead, regard less of gusty days and heavy showers, and though the ripening of early fruit has been delayed somewhat, the mar ket shows a fair supply and the or chards and vines the usual promise of later abundance. The wonder, in con nection with these un-May-llke weather conditions, Is the shortness of memory, shared to some extent even by the "oldest inhabitant," which is shown in the declaration frequently heard that this has been a phenomenal May, as regards rainfall, wind and atmospheric disturbances generally. Without say ing anything derogatory to our climate. It may be said that "there have been others." Needless to say, since there has never been a failure of crops in Oregon, the unpropitious Mays of past years have been followed by abundant yields In meadow, field, orchard and garden, and the record of the present is not likely to differ from that of former years. Any one who has had experi ence with drought and its parched con ditions that forbid all hope of return for labor, In plowing, sowing and culti vating, need not be told that what seems at the time an overabundance of rain in Spring and Summer is far preferable to a scant allowance." It is this fact that makes persons coming up from Los Angeles and other cities of Southern California see in Portland, with its wealth of foliage washed so frequently by rain as to be free from dust, a veritable paradise in a setting of emerald. The news that the cavalry of Lord Roberts Is in occupation of Johannes burg is entirely credible, for it Is in capable of serious military defense against the forces moving against It. General Rundle is reported at Senekal, which Is but fifty miles from Bethle hem, the terminus of the railway via Harrismlth to Ladysmlth, in Natal. With General French in occupation of Johannesburg and the railroad to Lalng's Nek, that position must be evacuated by the Boers, and General Buller will soon be free to enter the Transvaal and give the hand to Lord Roberts. No reason appears why Lord Roberts with his whole army will not bfe before Pretoria before the week is over, or why the Boer railway commu nications with Delagoa Bay will not be at his mercy. The prospect of a long resistance before Pretoria or oi pro longation of the war in the Lyndenburg region Is vain. The moment Lord Rob erts seizes the Delagoa Bay Railway at Komatl Poort, on the mountain frontier, the Jig is up. The British troops are reported as able to march three miles an hour. That is good marching, when we re member that a soldier's load Is proba bly not less than sixty pounds. He must carry knapsack, gun and bayonet, canteen of Avater and haversack, be sides not less than 100 rounds of ammu nition. One of the famous quick marches made by modern troops was that executed by the infantry of Mar shal Lannes' Corps to reach the battle field of Friedland. The Sixth Corps of the Army of the Potomuc was some thlrty-slx miles from Gettysburg when the news of the first day's battle. In which General Reynolds was killed, reached General Sedgwick, the corps commander, on the night of July 1, but the Sixth Corps reached the battle-fleld In the afternoon of the next day. In time amply to reinforce the hard pressed Union Army. There is an urgent appeal from the voters of Oregon to the candidate for Congress In the First District to make a declaration of his principles. They want to know something about the probable actions of their Representa tive and his attitude on the vital issues before the country. Dr. Daly Is a pleas ant gentleman, but a smile and a hand shake do not satisfy the natural desire of the Intelligent voter to know for what policies he Is casting his ballot when he goes to the polls. When he votes for Mr. Tongue he knows exactly what he is doing. Who Is authorized to say what a vote for Dr. Daly means? If It Is a fact that the G. A. R. has In hand a, scheme to return the Con federate "battle-flags, it is evident that we have made many steps in advance of the "palsled-be-the-hand" period. Cleveland tried It, and failed. McKln ley is too wise to undertake it unless he is abundantly fortified by resolutions from the only association whose wishes ought to be consulted. There'o one comforting feature to the flag busi ness, even if they are sent South. We shall never have to capture them again. Let us hope that the Kentucky bel ligerents will stack arms long enough to give the Confederate veterans a fitting and generous welcome. During the war Kentucky was neutral ground, but now It Is not. It Is United States soil, and on United States soil no patriotic citizen will begrudge the Southern ex soldlers a happy meeting and uninter rupted opportunity to renew old ac quaintances and old memories. There is no danger that they will revive old issues. City Engineer Chase will not In this campaign get the vote of one class of citizens, who are directly concerned in the conduct of his department. They are the contractors who depend on the Engineer's favor to secure street con tracts, or his good nature to cover up their delinquencies when they do get one. Chase Ib not only a competent of ficial, but he is an honest man,, and he exacts faithful and satisfactory work from all persons under his direction. The equal suffrage amendment was rejected 1884 by 28,176 to 11,223 near ly three to one. The voters of Oregon have seen no good reason to reverse that overwhelming verdict. Women know their rights under the laws; and, knowing, dare maintain. No Just man denies them. Being secure in precisely the same measure as men, and having been thus made secure by men, It is not likely that the majority of women fear to leave the suffrage where it Is. Tammany manifests some reluctance at getting on the Bryan band-wagon. But its shyness and fine display of diffidence are of Interest only to Tam many. Neither the National Democ racy nor the country at large cares what Tammany thinks or says or does. If reports from San Francisco are correct, some 15,000 people have sailed from that city for Nome. More than 10,000 have embarked from the Pacific Northwest. It will be a good year to take the North pole census. McKInley went to see the eclipse. He is interested in other than mere mun dane affairs. So far as reported, Bryan paid no attention to the dark event. He will provide his own eclipse this year. The marriage of Senator Clark's daughter is reminder that at least one enterprising person was alive to the fact that the Senator still had a few valuable possessions left. Perfcapn a Blessing: la D1th1. New Tork Journal of Commerce. It Is comforting to learn that, in spite of the tremendous pressure to get what are supposed to be sinecures in our depend encies, the number of Americans holding office in Cuba Is comparatively small; the Assistant Secretary of War says theni are only 378 of them, or 16 per cent of the whole number. This Is more than twice the number of Englishmen holding offices in Egypt, which has six times the popula tion of Cuba, but where a much smaller proportion of the population is fit to hold office. With a larger amount of business and a smaller amount of local talent to draw on. we might expect th Engllrh to saddle between 2000 and 3000 foreigners upon the country In proportion to our administrative force In Cuba. There are foreign officials In Egypt besides the English but we believe there are only 150 English officials In the country. In the far smaller dependency of Tunis there- are reputed to be som TWO French officials. We therefore rank far above the French though not so high as the English, and as. we have been In this business of governing other people only a short time, it may be said that we are doing well. The excessive haste of some of our postal officials in getting to work with their jimmies upon the public safe may prove a blessing In .disguise by compelling the Executive Departments to take unusual pains In selecting the offi cials whose salaries and Incidentals the Cubans are to pay. Tkey'll Never Forsret That Look on the President's Face. From a Washington letter. Those nearest to him have in the past 10 days seen emphasized a quality of the President's character which is not often on exhibition. The well-poised, self-controlled man in the Whlto House seldom appears other than suave. Sometimes good humor strengthens the geniality. But the devel opments at Havana have revealed how deeply the President can be moved and how strongly he can express himself. When tho conditions of scandal presented themselves in all of their first hideous ness. there was a gathering at tho Whlto House which will not be forgotten by those who participated. The look on the President's set face and the short, sharp sentences which came from his lips will live in memory. Before the temper of that council all questions of relative re sponslblllty, all Inclination to express in credulity, all feeling of personal friend ship for the suspected, anything which might tend to minimize the importance of the discovery, were dissipated. The heads of departments went out from that con ference with the knowledge that the full power of the Government would be in volved to the complete exposure of the cr'mes and the merciless punishment of all directly or Indirectly concerned. Men who think the greatest thing in public life Is the "pull" shook their heads. They would not believe that this one or that one would be compelled to suffer degrada tion. They argued that Influence would save. Ther refusd for a time to accept the revelation. But the sentiment was changed. All Washington now realizes how terribly in earnest this President can be. The Book of the Century. Chicago Tribune. The New York Observer makes Vol taire's prediction that the end of the 19th century -woUld see the Bible forgotten, the text of an article to show how, on the contrary, "It has never been remembered more lovingly, nor studied more rever ently, nor guarded more carefully, than It is today; It has never been circulated more widely, nor has It wielded so potent an influence as in the century about to close. Instead of being forgotten or out of date, it has been and it is pre-eminently the book of the century." These assertions have abundant proof. The Ob server, for instance, shows how, at the beginning of the century, there- was not a single Bible Society in the world. Now there are 73, and through their agency alone more than 2SO.000.000 Bibles have been distributed during the century. If to these be added the millions of Bibles published by the University Press, of Ox ford, and the many publishers m all parts of the world, the Observer's esti mate that there aro In circulation, cither in whole or part, a least 500,000.000 copies of the Bible, does not seem extravagant, although that is one for every three of the world's population. The reason for this popularity is thus given by the Ob server: "It deals with the greatest of all subjects those which relate to God and to the human soul and to man's eternal aestiny." And "no critic, however bril liant, can uproot a single one of Its doc trlnes." The American College at Rome. Catholic World Magazine. The American villa stands on land that once formed part of two villas, one belong ing to Clodlus and the other to Titus 3ex tlus Gallu?. Of the historic temple there is but little left today. A road, paved In the antique style with large polygonal blocks of lava well and closely set to gether, leads from the adjoining Appian Way to thlo temple, and Indicates the hon or In which It was held, and the fre quency of visits to It. A few low walls In reticulated work, formed of tufa, some square blocks scattered here and there, the bases of columns and slabs of pave ment, are all that Is left of this subur ban shrine to which the women of the neighborhood thronged of old. Three col umns of pepermo stone are standing here, but they are of very recent date, erected to commemorate events or persons con nected with the recent proprietors of the villa. On one of them is an inscription In Italian referlrng to the day of suf frage for the soul of Prince Don Domenlco Orsinl (3d July, 1874), whoee children came here: Glaclnta, Filippo, Gtulla. with a number of his nenhews. Another column bears an Inscription relating that, on 3d September. 1S74, there were brought here the mortal remains of Paolo Giordano Rodolfo Orsinl. These are famll memo rial of the Orslnls who owned the villa, and they relate chiefly to death and sor row. Towne n. White Elephnnt. New York Mall and Express. There appears to be a regular Towne boom In progress among the Popullst3 who favor the recent Sioux Falls con vention, and the Kansas City branch of the concern, when It gets in operation July 4. Is evidently going to have a lot of trouble with it. The Pops are quite excited over the assertion that Towne Is on the ticket only because he can be induced to withdraw, when neces sary, while the Bryanlte Democrats hold that the Kansas City convention Is a use less gathering if it Is merely to Indorse the ticket and platform of another politi cal party. Between the two forces, the Bryanlte papers out West are having quite a hot time of it, and the agitation makes it probable that the Kansas City gathering will not be such a dead affair, after all. "What to do with Towne" is a topic that promises to make things lively. The President Responsible. The Independent The civil service In Cuba and on all the other islands should have been taken out of politics. That is the lesson of the his tory of colonial government. It has been pointed out persistently by the best au thorities ever since our new possessions were acquired. It was urged upon tho President's attention by the earnest rec ommendation of Secretary Root. And yet he permitted the postal service In Cuba so to be organized that the funds were Intrusted to a man who had no knowledge of postal affairs a bankrupt politician, whose latest venture had been the unsuccessful management of a pro vincial comic-opera company! "Ran MIt Him." New York Sun. Dan Doolan was the owner of an elghteen karat thirst: No matter where he went he always had to quench it first. He was feeltn in condition for a friendly ar gument. So Wednesday week Into a German saloon ho went. They talked about the Kaiser there, the King of all tho Dutch; Dan knew a man by that name and he didn't like him much: He says that Kaiser Is a thief, I know tho lob ster well. Then ev'ry German shouted out. as loud as ho could yell: 'Bans mlt Ihm. now let them hare It. boys; Rans mlt Ihm, 'twas Doolan made tho noise; We'll turn this barroom Inside out an' turn the ouulde In, Use every Dutchman Just the same; he raus mlt ihm. 'Bans mlt Ihm then something happened quick; 'Rous mlt Ihm, It made poor Doolan sick. 'Raus mlt Ihm; the Irish were on top. Till 'raus xslt ihm, the Germans took a drop. B00RKE COCKRAN ANSWERED. ' Alleyne Ireland In New Tork Tribune. The pro-Boer contentions: First That God would not permit th Injus tice of the absorption of the South African Republics Into the British Empire. Second That If God by any chance should show himself remiss in arranging- the defeat of tho British, the great American people would take up the work where he left it oft. Third That this could bo effected If tho American people said to Great Britain tho one word. "Stop!" Fourth That Mr. Cockran trembled at tha consequences which would follow a possible British victory. Fifth That every single book written, about the war by Englishmen Is full of brutal feroc ity. Sixth That tho Transvaal system of taxation, is tho lightest in the world. Seventh That tho Boers are fighting for the same things that the American colonies fought, for In 1776. In regard to the first and second points I can express no opinion. As to the first, I am held back by the fact that I am not In the confidence, of the Almighty In re gard to his intentions In South Africa; as regards the second point I cannot per mit myself to indulge In any remarks, because I do not think it is a fitting thing for a foreigner to express any public views as to what the American people may or may not do in any circumstance. On the other points I feel at liberty to offer these remarks: As to the suggestion that the word "stop" from the American people WQuId cause Great Britain to stay her hand, I can only say that unless a residence of many years in all parts of the British Em pire "has failed to teach me something of the temper and spirit of the people of Great and Greater Brtain, I am right In believing that, so far from the word causing a cessation of hostilities, it would plunge this country and the British Em pire Into a bloody struggle, Infinitely more deplorable than the present one and fraught with far greater danger to the general progress of civilization. If Mr. Cockran trembles at the conse quences which would follow a British vic tory In South Africa he trembles at things which will make most other people re joice. He trembles atthe granting, after a brief and necessary interval, of all sub stantial rights of self-government to all white men of the territories now ruled by the South African Republics a right hitherto confined to a small percentage of the inhabitants. He trembles at the throwing open ot these territories to the free and unre stricted competition of American com merce. He trembles at the abolition of thosa'j unjust monopolies which have stifled many branches of trade in the Transvaal. He trembles at the removal of those laws which forbid a Jew or a Roman Catholic to hold office under tho govern ment. He trembles at the granting to every man the right of a trial by a jury of his peers. He tremhles at the establishment of an honest and impartial judiciary. He trembles at the erection of an hon est and efficient civil service. He trembles at these things, for these are the consequences which would fol low a final British triumph In South Af rica. The statement that ever;' book written by Englishmen about the war is full of brutal ferocity is untrue. Can Mr. Cock ran give a passage of brutal ferocity oc curring in any of the following books 7 "Great Britain and the Dutch Repub lics." Times office, London, 1900. "The Transvaal From Within," by Fltz patrick, London, 1900. "Impressions of South Africa," by James Bryce. New Tork, 1900. "The Anglo-Boer Conflict," by Alleyne Ireland. Boston, 1900. The statement that the taxation in the Transvaal Is the lightest In the world Is untrue, as will appear from the follow-, ing figures: ' Revenue Per Capita From Taxation, Transvaal, $S0 (per head of white popu lation); United States, ?7 37; United King dom, $11 52; France, $16 32. The statement that the Boers are fight ing for the same things for which the American colonies fought In 1776 may be best disproved by comparing the Ameri can Declaration of Independence with the manifesto issued by the Transvaal Na tional Union, in which are embodied the chief objects for which the British Em pire, not the Boers, Is now fighting: Declaration of Inde- The B r 1 tUh claims against PresldentKru ger: First We want effi p e n d e nee against nine ueorge: First He has refused ms consent to laws the most wholesome and necessary for the pub lic good. cient civil service, with adequate provision for pay and pension. Second He has re- Second We want an luaea io pass otner equitable franchise law laws . . . unless these and fair representation. p e o pie would relin quish the right of rep resentation in the Leg islature. Third Ho has made Third We want inde pendence of the courts Judges dependent on his will for the tenure ofj of Justice, with ade their omces and the amount ot their sal aries. Fourth He has im quate and secured re in u n e r a t Ion to the Judges. Fourth We want an equitable franchise law and fair representation for the taxpayers. Fifth We sent In a posed taxes on us with out our consent. Fifth In every stage oi these oppressions we petition signed by 35.700 have petitioned for re men, ana we were tola that if we wanted any rights we had better c o m o and fight for them. Sixth Once more we state again In unmis takable language that we desire an independ ent republic which shall dress in the most hum ble terms. Our repeat ed petitions have be.en answered only by re peated injury. Sixth But w h e n a long train of abusci and usurpations, pur suing Invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce themjbo a true republic, in under absolute despot-, which every man who is ism. it is their right, ill prepared to take the is their duty, to throwloath of allegiance to the off such government, state shall have equal and to provide new rights, guards for their future security. England is teaching today to President Kruger in South Africa the same lesson which the American colonies taught King George In 1776. Finally, I would ask Mr. Cockran how In view of his nationality and his religi on, he disposes of the following words of the Most Rev. A. Caughran, Roman Catholic bishop of Kimberley, South Af rica: There must not be at the end ot the nine teenth century a government calling Itself a republic while in reality It is a close oligarchy. Catholics are as heathen to him (the Boer). 1 must wind up by saying that to my mind war is the best way to end the unrest and inse curity that torments and paralyses the country here at present. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGRAPHERS Her Preference. O'Brien So Casey and Cos tigan fought for Miss Kelly's hand, and Casey won? Thin OI suppose Casey got her? O'Rourke No; Costlgan got the prize! She said she wanted the mon she could lick alslest, be gorrah! Puck. m His Reason for Gratulation. " 'Tls very for tunate." remarked Mr. Grady wisely, "thot hay be not as hlvy as coal." "For whoy, Pat?' "Shure, a ton av the shtuft would weigh so much thot a poor man couldn't afford to kapo a cow." Judge. Special Service. "Big flro down on the street." said the sub-editor on the thirty-ninth floor of the new office building. "How do you know?" asked the chief. "Just got a special dispatch from our staff correspondent on the first floor." Philadelphia North American. "Maw, what's de difference between er poli tician and er statesman?" "Well, honey, a mushroom's good, ain't It?" "Yes, um." "And a toadstool Is plzen. ain't it?" "Yes, um." "And dey bof look alike?" "Yes, 'urn." "Des same difference from a statesman to & politician.' Brooklyn Life. At St. Helena. The shade of Bonaparte came up to where Cronje sat smoking. "General," began the great Napoleon, "of course you came to this island on an English ship." "Quite right. General," responded Cronje. "And did you etand near the rail In bold relief!" "Yes, General." "And your back was turned on the officers?" "I think so. General." "Then the material for the magazines of future cenera- tl?33 is assured." Chicago Newa J NOTE AKD COMMENT. The weathesv-but let us turn to mora agreeable- topics. Alfred Austin had a pretty hard reputa tion; before. Kipling began to write war poetry. Dramatic Note, ""Why Smith Left , Home" Is said to be a great favorite oi "W. A, Clark. Congress will have to pass a special ap propriation If It expects to get a man te count Aguinoldo. Since Baden-Powell's fame has spread. Tis said it Is the rule For Willie Boys in London Town To dine on roasted mule. It is said that only one bullet in 56$ hits a man. This ot course does not In clude Innocent bystanders. If Agulnaldo doesn't die again pretty soon ho will forget how. and then what will the paragraphers do? Denmark "wants to sell us one of her "West Indies, but tvo are acquiring islands on a wholesale basis these days. Tho Populists will not run the Kansas City Convention. That Is a cinch. -Non of them can afford to live there -while it la la session. ' Of course, the Democrats will declare for an elastic currency. They will have ta have It to make their money go very far In Kansas City. The Kentucky Immigration Bureau can. no longer advertise among the features ot the state: "&-GOVERNORS-2" What to the use of badgering the Sul tan for that paltry $90,000? Clark would gladly pay twice the amount for a mer vacant seat in the Senate. Lumber Is getting scarce-and high. But we will chip In and buy Bryan all tha wood he can saw, if he perslsta in hla intention to say nothing. On the eve of the election, Ere the clty' vote is cast. And the politician's heart beats " "v High and loud and hard and fast. Then he views the situation With a bright and kindling eye. And his spirits, soaring upward, high, sky go to ' ' Seem v When the man with chalky finger Starts to bulletin returns. And the tide of expectation Reaches flood, and swiftly turns, " Then the politician's spirits Of a sudden take a stop ;And come tumbling from the heavens. With a hard, hard, drop. The relief of Kimberley gave Poet Laureate Austin excuse to advertise the unnecessary fact that he is still at large. He bursts forth In seven verses, commem orating the event. One Is enough to show the poet's dreary divagations from reason or rhyme: Then when hope dawned at last. And fled the foe aghast At the relieving blast Heard in the melly; Oh, our stout, stubborn kith, Kimberley, Ladysmlth, Mafeking wedded with Lucknow and Delhi. Hop"o might dawn at last, but It would fall back dead again if it read that poem. The following verses he omitted, probably because he did not think of them. , If you've of heroes read. . Who on tough mules have fed , And have salt tears to shed, Just kindly shed one. Loud did my rifle crack. r Mule, wounded In the back, Dropped kicking in his track He was a dead one. Soon I removed his hide. Fed on the steaks inside. Ate I that meat with pride, ' Though it was gory. Then rose I up again. Fought Boers with might and main. And on the bloody plain Marched on to glory. A correspondent inquires tearfully if there Is any law by which the Christian Scientists can be prevented from practic ing their cures on a poor" dog. No law on the statute books can he found touch ing on this matter, but there seems to be no reason why the dog neede to be cured by Christian Science if he doesn't want to. He can die. There is, however, an ob stacle in the way of prosecuting such a cure, which tho correspondent has evi dently overlooked. The patient, in order to facilitate a speedy restoration of health., must pray, and few dogs can be prevailed upon to do this. "We knew of an In stance once of a dog who absented him self from home every night, and was suspected of committing the crime of lar ceny, until a little boy in .the family, cama running in and joyfully announced that Carlo had employed his nights in prayer, and that he had found the sheep on which he had been preying. The dog, of course, forgave his unjust accusers. The Chris tian Scientists have for some time been practicing on an elephant In Central Park, New York, who had swallowed a deck of cards, but thus far they have only been able to make him give up a tray In his trunk and have not effected a permament -cure. If the dog In question is an Irlah terrier, he. probably has religious views of his own, and. In that case, he can secure relief If he applies for It. If, however, he is only a flee, there Is no hope for him. for, haying a bad name, he will probably be hanged, even if the Christian Scientists succeed in effecting a cure. Drinks. Hear the mixing of the drinks Festive drinks, Always on the candidate, with fasclnatinZ clinks! No- the merry berry'3 glowing Brightly on the sparkling flzz. Anil the creme de menthe Is flowing". While the fa'ded bum is blowing 'Bout the hefty pull that's his. See him snipe, snipe, snipe At a snifter with a swipe For the free lunch after 'lection time he na; urally thinks Of the dry Sahara 'tween the drinks, . Drinks, drinks, drinks, t Of tho aching void between the drinks. See the candidates whose drinks Fill the chinks In the voter's solar plexus where the cora- Julce sinks! In the region rent with broils. Treason's stratagems and spoils Candidates have got to rush DrinVs that deal a royal flU3h O'er the face. For the happy, scrappy voters with exhllaratloa wage War for whisky as an eleemosynary beverage. Spite of page, page, page, . Writ with almost Berseck rag, , Still tho Joyous Summer bock beer " Will fllsport.upon bedrock here. Always at 1U usual trystlng place. Oh. those drinks, drinks, drinks, - Hew cur Memory ever links Them with noets J t Like the roses. ' Erubescent as the coral, t And from this we draw the moral. That they're always on the candidate The drinks, drinks, drinks, .- That ho pays the usual freight upon the drinks. PortltJid, May 23. -JU . 1 S