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Some accounts say that the "colony" numbers more than one million inhabitants, but that may jbe an exaggeration. Secretary Root's recent declaration, pointed at this Ger taan movement, that the United States anight deem It necessary to remind Germany that the Monroe Doctrine Is t& distinct part of American policy, has received a good deal of attention in Eu rope. But English journals very sen felbly say that there Is no judgment in our talk of -enforcing the Monroe Doc trine in this or similar cases, unless we make naval and military prepara tion for it. The German navy Is more powerful -than our own, and Germany, appar ently, is much better aware of the fact than we are. Mere bluff, in cases of this kind, Is nothing. If Germany telieves it to be her interest to go ahead in this business she will go ahead. We have no sufficient means of stopping her; for our state of prep aration and readiness Is not like that of Great Britain, which, alone, keeps rival nations from trying to balk her In South Africa. They fear her navy, and that's all there is of it. When the London Spectator says that Amer ica must not imagine that if she ever gets into a serious controversy with Germany over the Monroe Doctrine she will be allowed to have her own "way as Great Britain allowed her to have it in vhe Venezuelan case, it speaks words of truth and soberness; for if Germany wanted to infringe upon the Monroe Doctrine she would simply consider whether America would have physical power to meet her and main tain it, and if America had not, her historical claims would be held not worth a straw. If, on the one hand we are to assert the Monroe Doctrine against Germany fa. Brazil, and on the other are to in terfere on behalf of the Boer States in South Africa against Great Britain, we are likely to have "'militarism" enough. Perhaps it would be as well for us to mind our own business. DRIVEN TO A FOREIGN FLAG. Messrs. Goodall, Bennett & Co., of an Francisco, have decided to make "Victoria, B. C, the home port at which jlhey will register their recent pur chases, the British ships Drumburton, Drummuir and Lord Terapleton. The Tessels will be handled by R. P. Rithet & Co., the well-known Canadian brok ers. This will mean the annual dis bursement in Victoria of many thou sand dollars and will add to the pres iige of our Canadian neighbors as a chipping center. The owners of the British ships mentioned are natlve liorn Americans, and they would much prefer to do business under the Amer ican flag. As the laws of this country regarding the purchase of ships in the open market are such that they cannot place their recent purchases- under our flag, they are forced to sail their ships under an alien banner or else go out of business. Most of the Americans with capital sufficient to own and operate a ship have accepted the latter alterna llive, and this is the reason why the for eigners are today carrying the bulk of our ocean commerce. The case of the ships mentioned forms an interesting study for the JPuget Sound papers which have been ."howling so lustily for more American jehips to handle the lumber and wheat (of the Northwest. Deliberately ignor ing the methods by which the merchant , marine of England, Germany and oth. er sea powers have become great, these papers keep up an unceasing cry for a subsidy, as the only means for restor ing the American flag to the ocean. The Drumburton, Drummulr and Lord Templeton, as previously stated, are owned by Americans, and they will make the greater part of their profits by carrying American goods from Amer ican ports to foreign markets. Their cwners are willing to operate them in competition with the ships of all other nations without the aid of a subsidy, and if the men who are demanding a subsidy are sincere in their efforts to build up a merchant marine, these ves sels should certainly be permitted to have the right to register at an Ameri can port. While the number of voters registered in the several counties of Oregon, as shown in yesterday's Oregonian, is well up towards the number of votes polled at the latest state election, it falls considerably short of the whole number of qualified electors in the state. At the state election in 1S9S but S4.713 votes were cast. At the Presidential election in 1S96, over 10,000 more votes were polled, namely, 95,212. Then Multnomah County cast 1S.2S7 ballots. To register as many voters now means 359 a day for each of the remaining eight working days available and no time should be lost by the voter who wishes to get properly on the list. Substantially the same Is true of other counties. This, of course, does not take into calculation any Increase through the natural growth of the state nor any decrease by reason of the stricter definition of voters Quali fications, or the evidence of them, un der the new law. Neither is the num ber registered with Justices of the Peace and Notaries Public, but not yet reported to the County Clerks, taken Into consideration in this estimate. The last hours permitted for registration are sure to be busy ones, however, and it is not safe to defer this important duty of citizenship. There Is time enough for all voters to register, but not an hour to waste. The matter demands close attention ' in every county in Oregon. When the registra tion lists close May 15 it will be to re main closed until another registration in 1902. There will be no further op portunity to register prior to the Pres idential election In November. ROBERTS OX OX 3IOXET. In another column Mr. John P. Rob ertson exploits his Infinite Ignorance on the money question with fullness and precision. All there is to money, he thinks, is "legal tender." The magic word of government is all that gives value to gold, silver or paper, and without it even gold coins are "dead," without life because demonetized and "no long er money." His reference to gold Is, indeed, the one unaccountable portion of Mr. Robertson's letter. With his clearly demonstrated Inability to see anything correctly, how is It possible for a mind so constructed to perceive that the logic of his doctrine com pels the absurdity of destruction of gold through withdrawal of "legal ten der"? Logically, he embra'ces that ab surdity, though it discredits his sense of humor that he takes the thing se riously. Money must be worth what it is exchanged for, or It is not money and substitutes for money must be conver tible into money or they cannot do the work of money In exchange. The voice of government saying, This is money, or This is not money, disturbs mankind very little. Stronger than government, with the severest penalties contrivable is the instinct of self-preservation, which forbids a man to part with the product of his toil for a thing he knows Is valueless in itself and Incapable of exchange for real value. Evolution of trade has given us perfected instru ments of exchange, known as currency, called In common parlance "money," whose worth Is no more or less than their convertibility into real money. Gold Is real money today everywhere and silver is real money in silver standard countries. All things else doing the work of money everywhere, and silver itself In gold-standard coun tries, are currency, substitutes for money, worth what they will bring In gold. This is the fact about money, and whenever Mr. Robertson comes into conflict with it he Is wrong, which happens, to do him justice, with com mendable consistency on pretty much all possible points of contact. Specifically, the United States de mand notes were not worth par because of their legal-tender quality, but be cause they were issued in limited amount only, were available for pay ment of public dues, were redeemable on demand, and were ordered retired in six months after their issue. If they had been issued in the same quan tity as the "greenbacks," they would have descended to the same plane. Specifically, also, the trade dollar was kept at par, not through its legal tender quality, but through limitation upon its Issue. It was never designed for our domestic circulation, but for ex port to serve the need of trade with China and Japan. Their excessive Is sue was accompanied by their decline. "Legal tender" did not keep them up, nor its withdrawal drag them down, any more than legal tender discredited the "greenback" before 1S79 or helped it afterward. Human experience almost seems in vain, when we see how poorly it serves the mind that draws upon Its record without accurate information or the first beginning of comprehension. The facts of history merely serve to fur nish such with a half-knowledge, un assorted .knowledge, undigested knowl edge, that makes it Impossible for them ever to know anything. Let us have an end of this now, once for alL Let us assign and consign every one of these money paranoics, white, black and gray, with all their trumpery, to that limbo, large and broad, known in old literature as the Paradise of Fools, once supposed to have disappeared; but still In fact peopled with gibbering ghosts on the wrong side of Styx or Cocytus! A TRIBUTE TO XATIOXAL EXPAN SION. Our Pacific Northwest states are not in the territory embraced in the Louis iana Purchase, but it was the Louis iana Purchase that set on foot the great expedition of Lewis and Clark, through which the first definite idea was ob tained of the extent and value of the territory, previously acquired by dis covery, on- the Pacific Northwest Coast, now constituting these Pacific North west States. It was the Louisiana Purchase, therefore, that pushed dis covery and development here. Consequently the Inhabitants of these states have a natural interest In the coming Centennial Celebration of the Louisiana Purchase by the city of St. Louis. Oregon, Washington and Idaho are amonr the "Jefferson States," and they should participate in the celebra tion to be held at St. Louis. It may be hoped that notice of this mighty incident of national expansion will not give very much distress to the Anti-Expansionists and Little Ameri cans of the present day. St. Louis is going to do a big thing In this celebra tion. The people of that great city have raised five million dollars by vol untary subscription; the city of St. Louis has voted five millions more, and a bill is now pending In Congress for an additional five millions, which it is believed will pass next session, if not this. On the whole this celebration is taking on a character which may ba considered a tribute to the principle of National expansion. Confession is a good thing. Even Colorado is disposed to admit that it was mistaken in 1896 when all Its peo ple and papers with substantial unan imity declared that the defeat of 16 to 1 meant irretrievable ruin to the na tion generally and to their state par ticularly. The following from the Den ver Times Is instructive: "Now it Is firmly believed and openly proclaimed, even by conservative men, that the old val'ues of 1892 are not only being restored, but will soon be exceeded in value. There has been- great Individ ual loss in the city and state, but it has been of inestimable value to have demonstrated to us and to the world thau sliver mining was not our only resource, or principal backing." If Colorado had had ita way, we paould. all have been dumped in the pit of disaster. But that state was forced by circumstances to take all Its eggs out of the one sliver basket. It now has one camp that produces as much gold as all California; and its resources of agriculture and horticulture are be ing extensively developed. Colorado has been forced Into sane ways in spite of itself. THE FAMIXE IX IXDIA. The facts as to the cause of the pres ent awful famine In India, and the im possibility of its complete relief until India is as thoroughly webbed with railways as Great Britain or the United States, do. not seem to be correctly un derstood, and England Is unjustly held responsible for the recurrence of a ca lamity which her government has al ways done Its best to alleviate when It could not prevent It. The present fam ine is the greatest in extent, though not in severity, known In the present century. Through the failure of the monsoon, drought prevails over a terri tory inhabited by 60,000,000 of people, SO per cent of which are agriculturists. The governmental and private relief has been so well organized that the mortality has been so far less than in any preceding year of famine. In the famine of Orissa, thirty years ago, fully a million of human beings died of star vation. As late as 1S97, when the drought was not so widespread as It is this year, there was a larger mortal ity. The Indian Government Is doing Its best to fight this famine; it places a supply of food In every stricken prov ince, and gives work to every man who applies for it. More than 5,000,000 men have been taken on in extra public works. Beyond this, both parties In the British Parliament are agreed the government cannot go. Lord Curzon, the Governor of India, reports that he has on hand all the money he can prop erly spend. Nearly a million of dollars has been raised in London for the starving people of India. Lord George Hamilton, speaking for the Indian Gov ernment, said that when It found itself unable to find food for all who wanted it and work for all who came for it, it would apply to the Treasury for a grant. The Indian Government has ex pended 5150,000,000 within the last twenty-five years on Irrigation works, but these works were of little avail in most regions when a prolonged drought oc curs. The evidence .Is abundant that fam ines are less frightful In India than formerly, owing to the railway system and the Irrigation works pushed throughout India by the government. The amount of human suffering has been Immensely reduced under British rule. Washburn Hopkins, in a very able and very Interesting letter to the New York Evening Post, points out that private relief for the famine stricken people of India should be sent in the form of money, which will buy grain, of which there is no lack In India. The peasants are starving be cause they have no money to buy grain of the grain merchants, who will not give it away, nor may the government compel them to do so, nor allow the mob to sack and loot .the stores. The cause of the famine is drought. When ever the monsoon rains fail and the Winter showers also, there will always be a famine so long as the Hindu peas ant, remains an utterly improvident, illiterate creature, instead of a fore handed and prudent laborer. The Hindu ryot works hard, but Is always in debt. Not only can he not save, but he will not, so he Is always the slave of the money-lender. When crops are good, he lives lmprovldently, and when drought comes he is utterly unprepared for the scarcity that follows It. Before the day of English rule the inhuman native Princes left their subjects to die. The Punjab, where formerly at every famine the peasants died like flies, has been converted, under British rule, into a graingrowlng country by means of immense works which drain the great rivers of the Punjab and distribute their waters over a vast area. The same system has been introduced by the British Government on the Ganges, but India is so vast a country that famine spreads faster than great Irri gation works and railways can follow. The statement that famine was un known before British rule is a He. Famines lasting foryears are chroni cled through all the centuries of Hindu and Mohammedan rule, and no appre ciable, adequate public relief was given or even attempted. The statement that the peasant is now so heavily taxed that he cannot meet famine when it comes is another historical blunder. Under Mohamme dan and Mahratta rule the peasant was robbed of all his visible possessions and forced by torture to surrender his con cealed property. If there was no fam ine, he was robbed; if there was a fam ine, he was left to die. If the peasant, after ho was raided by the Mahrattas, could not or would not under torture pay the land revenue under native rule, he and his family were sold into slav ery, while In times of famine men sold themselves for a single meat Under the British rule the land revenue repre sents on an average about one-twenty-fourth of the gross value of the prod uce. Out of ninety-nine millions of revenue in 1S98-99, the land tax was but twenty-seven and one-half millions. In 189C-97 seven and one-half millions were spent on famine relief outright, the whole cost of the famine being four teen millions. Nearly two millions were lost to the government through suspen sion of taxes, while one and a third millions were loaned to cultivators. Today there are over five millions of people supported at government ex pense. In 1S9S-99 thirty-three millions were spent on famine relief building and railroading. In explanation of the condition of the helpless and improvi dent Hindu peasant, Mr. Washburn says: The native usurer Is his refuge ln time of trouble. His grain goes chiefly not to pay the land tax. but to buy a mortgage and keep the usurer quiet. For the expenses of a -wedding or a funeral he will cheerfully double this soma mortgage. And he pays ISO tp 300 per cent Interest, sot on the sum loaned, but on this sum with a cipher added, which the usurer "knows how to tuck on, and the peasant Is too Ignorant to discover. No government o&n put the peasant in a position where a three years' drought will not brinr hlra to the edge of starvation. The fires of revolution continue to smoulder, and now and then to flare up In the states of Latin America. Fili bustering expeditions, night surprises, murderous incursions of a few hundred intrepid, well-armed men into peaceful valleys; the report that Argentina is urging Peru and Bolivia to form a fed eration and attack Chile and thus re trieve their defeats In a .former war, the cruising of the gunboat Detroit In Central American waters with an eye open to possibilities there, are the most salleat points in the late new from these distressful, turbulent Spanish American countries. The most serious feature of the situation is the Interrup tion of trade which In some ports has amounted practically to annihilation. There seems to be nothing for it but to wait until these choleric people get their tempers down and become hungry enough to stop shooting and give the world a chance to supply their needs. Henry C Payne, vice-chairman of the National Republican Committee, is in the West talking this style of non sense: While there was somo doubt In 1SJK5 there is absolutely none now. William McKinley will be triumphantly elected this year by the largest majority, both In the electoral collega and popular vote, ever known. It will be the Nation's Indorsement of the able manner In which the Administration has conducted affairs through some trying times. The greatest danger of the Repub lican party lies In the idle assurances of its leaders that the result is a foregone conclusion. It is not. Ken tucky and Maryland are practically certain for the Democrats and New York and Indiana are debatable. The Bryan states McKinley expects to gain are all fighting ground. Unless the Republican organization exercises great Industry, and unless the voter is again made keenly aware of the grave menace of Bryanism, we shall not have four more years of prosperity and financial security. Thomas E. Watson, of Georgia, who was a prominent figure among the Pop ulists two years ago, gives out that he has retired from politics forever. He was a member of Congress from his state, and he had a nomination for Vice President in 1896. He was during this time a clever. If misguided, young man, who in his leisure moments was writing a history of France, one volume of which has since been published, and, though not without Its peculiarities, has brought him some credit for re search and readable qualities In liter ary circles. He says now that his fut ure life is to be devoted to his profes sion of the law and his literary work. He is evidently unsatisfied with his political work, sees his mistakes, and wants to escape from them. So he retires. Ohloans In California are making preparations' on a grand scale for the launching of the battleship Ohio, which Is expected to take place at the Union Iron Works, San Francisco, some time in September. The Ohio Is to be a -jreat ship, considerably exceeding, the Oregon in about all its properties, thus: Oregon. Ohio. length 343 feet. 3SS feet. Breadjll .03 ft., 3 In. 72 ft.. 3 In. Draft 24 feet. 2.1 ft., 0 In. Displacement 10.000 tons. 12.500 tons. Contract speed 15 knots. IS knots. It is proposed, therefore, to make the launching a memorable occasion. Governor Nash and other eminent Ohloans will be present, and perhaps President McKinley. The new names of the' Oregon Board of Commissioners to the Paris Exposi tion, Mrs. Knowles, Miss Harrington and Mr. Pf under, are welcome not only for the fitness of the appointees, but for the fact that they will be able to attend the Exposition and render serv ice. It Is doubtful what benefit will be derived from the commission, but there can be no doubt of the Governor's wisdom In filling vacancies as they oc cur, and filling them with those that can at least be present at the Exposi tion. The board as now constituted Is representative and capable. ' No, says Eryan, I have not dropped silver. It is still the paramount ques tion. So is Imperialism, and so are the trusts. This country Is strong enough to enact free silver without the aid or consent of any other nation on earth; but it is not strong enough to expand with the aid and consent of every other nation on earth. So I will never drop silver until silver drops me and I will take up Imperialism and the trusts because they are good things to howl about. A man named Gee, who was con victed for forging1 road warrants some years ago, not long since was par doned by the Governor, on a petition purporting to have been signed by "citi zens" of Multnomah. And now a peti tion Is In circulation for signatures of "citizens," asking the Governor to re store him to citizenship, so he can go to voting and otherwise plying his trade again. What sort of citizens are these? Curiously enough, the man whom everybody wants for the Vice-Presidency will not have It, and about everybody -whom nobody has offered It to expresses his willingness to take it. Roosevelt continues to get about as much good advertising out of his daily refusal of the office as all the rest of the Vice-Presidential Barklses put to gether. There Is food for painful reflection In the fact that the Texas PopuHsts have Just had a mighty row and "Cyclone" Davis Is at large somewhere out here In the Northwest. Evidently the Money Devil got in his deadly work while Davis was away from home. This shows the unhappy results of abandon ing your own affairs to look after your neighbor's. Mr. Robertson says the law forbids any man to make a contract payable In sliver to the exclusion of gold. The law does nothing of the kind. Con tracts can be made for delivery of any commodity, whether gold, silver, sheet iron or brickbats. No law is needed to" make men accept good money. Mr. Quay says he has no quarrel with McKinley. Certainly not. Nor with Hanna. Mr. Quay's effective quar reling days are over. Boom the buttons! Enough money ought to be realized from their sale to complete the sum necessary for the monument fund. Hard Llxtes for the Aatla. New York Commercial Advertiser. What Is the matter with the Republican party? Is it not notorious that It Is "rent in. twain," "hopelessly divided," "brought to the verge of ruin." "flounder ing without a leader," and in various other ways on the straight road to de struction because of Its Porto Rico policy and Imperialism generally? Why. only a few days ago Ervlng Winslow served no tice that he with "hundreds of thousands of his associates" was "observing and judging and waiting" to see which way to go In the approaching campaign. Yet Re publican convention after convention throughout the coutry goes on approving the ilcKialej) Administration without a suggestion of dissent about Porto Rico or anything else. The whole party .seems to be stone blind or so under the tyrannical control of the "Hanna-McKlnley syndi cate" that It has no mind of its- own. Think of approving the Porto Rlcan policy with Ervlng Winslow "observing and Judging aind waiting" with the entire Anti-imperialistic League massed behind him! The lack of ordinary political sa gacity fairly makes you shiver. No party so blind as that can hope to live. Here Is the whole country fairly seething with antl-Imperiallsm and not a -breath of It gets Into a Republican convention. It looks like a conspiracy to make It appear that all the- literature and speeches and pamphlets of the Anti-Imperialistic League had fallen on barren soil. The damning truth probably Is that Hanna stole them from the malls. ROMAN CHURCH AST) EDUCATIOX. Statement of the Position by Arch bishop Corrlsan. Boston Herald. Archbishop Corrlgan, of New York, sailed on the Kaiser Wilhelm II, on Sun day, on his dutiful visit to Rome. Among the things which he will tell the Pope are these: That within 10 years 250 new churches, schools, rectories and convents have been added to his New York diocese, that there have been 330,434 baptisms, a gain of S3.313 over the previous 10 years; 75,142 marriages, a gain of 17.066, and that the Catholic population of the diocese is about 1.200,000, for which 27 new parishes were established. Surely, that Is a nota ble record of progress. The archbishop left to be read in all the churches on Sunday, In lieu of the sermon, a letter, largely devoted to the subject of education. A notable feature of this letter is the enforcement of his precepts on the subject of education, not only by quotations from the Pope's en cyclicals and from Catholic authors, but from American Protestants, Washington, Daniel Webster and others. This la a shrewd method of appeal to American citizens. Of course, the archbishop pro tests against the "Irreligious public Schools" and the neeessitv nf nrnmnilnc the church schools and raising their edu-. 1-u.uuuui sutnaara to a nigh ideal. In the following sentences he vigorously combats a somewhat common notion: "We call your attention to the invasion of parental rights frequently attempted of late tears by our lawmakers, who woTUd base leg islation on the assumption, philosophically ab surd and historically false, that the child be longs first to the state and afterward to the parent, and on the un-American and socialistic theory that the state exists not by and for tlio citizen, but the citizen for the state. Usui the words of Danton, they dare to call our children "tho children of the state." They would have us call thu schools "free," while making the Introduction of their own fads compulsory: would unduly lengthen the term of compulsory attendance, without profit to the pupil and often to the detriment of the parent. In fine, they would hae us view the people, to use the words of Nathan Mat thews, of Boston, "not as the creators of th Government, but as Its creatures, and the Government Itself Is magnified as the "stale,' into, something superior to religion, to tho family, to the rights of property and to all the other Institutions of civilized society." STROXG ALLIAXCES. Republican. Platforms That "Will Command Respect and Support. Chicago Tribune. The Republicans of the Western States are beginning to hold their conventions and to set forth their views concerning the Issues of the day. They are doing so, as a rule, with a clearness and posltlve- ncss which leave nothing to be desired. As regards the future of the Philippines, will have much to say during the ap-n proacning campaign, the Ohio Republicans declare that: The provision of the treaty of Paris, which took from Spain her title to the Philippine Islands, and vested in the people of tho United Suites unquestioned sovereignty over those Islands, to bo exercised for securing to the people thereof the blessings of liberty and law, opened for those people tho only possible path way of escape from oppression and placed them on the road to progress In enlightenment and civilization. That sovereignty must not be repudiated: and that high purpose of its origin must be accomplished in the establish ment of peace and order and the blessings of individual liberty among the people of tho Philippine Islands. The Indiana Republicans are about equally emphatic They say that: The possession of the Islands could not be avoided with honor and safety. Our first duty Is to establish the authority of the United States against armed resistance; then to re place military by civil administration. The guiding principle of our conduct in dealing with the people of these islands should be to promote their highest welfare, and we pledg the largest possible freedom of control In their affairs as their ability for self-government shaU bo developed, and to use all proper means to advance their civilization and enlightenment. In these two planks are to be found the sentiments which will be enunlcated In the National platform to be adopted at Philadelphia." Those sentiments will ap peal more strongly to the American peo ple than the demand of Mr. Bryan that the United States shall relinquish sov ereignty over the Islands and let the Fili pinos welter in anarchy and bloodshed un til some European nation takes them 'in hand. Dooler on Sheldon. The current number of Harper's Weekly contains Mr. Dooley's observations on Mr. Sheldon's newspaper, which show that Mr. Dunne Is in excellent form and his wit apparently inexhaustible. We reprint the editor's supposed address to his asso ciates, and the result: " Th' newspaper, Instead iv bein' a powerful agent rr th' salvation Iv man kind, has become something that they want to r-read, he says. "Yt can all go home, he says. Til stay here an' write th' paper mesllf, he says. 'I'm the beet writer ar-round here, annybow, an I'll give thlm something that '11 prepare thlm fr death,' he says. "An" he did, Hlnnissy, ho did. 'Twas a gran paper. They -was an article on sew erage an wan on prayin' fr rain, an an other on munl-clpal ownership lv gas tanks, an' wan to show that they nlvex was a good milker owned be a pro-fano man. They was pomes, too, many lv thlm, an' fine wans, "Th Man with th' Shovel,' 'Th' Man With th Pick,' Th' Man With th Cash Register,' Th' Man With th Snow Plow,' Th' Man With th Bell Punch Th' Man With th' Skate 'Th Man With No Kick Comln." Fine poeth ry, th editor askln' who pushed this here man's forehead back an' planed down his chin, who made him wear clothes that didn't fit him, an' got him a Job raisin eggplant fr th monno-pollst In Topeka at a dollar a day. A man In th editor's position ought to know, but he d.dn't, so he ast In th pomes. An th' adver tising, Hinnissyl I'd be scandalized fr to go back readln' th' common adver tlsin in th' vile daily press about men's pantlngs, an' Dcesannyoneknowwherel cangeta biscuit, an In th Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns, to Po cohontaa plug, not made be th thrusts. Th' editor left thlm sacrilegious adver tisements fr his venal contlmp'raries. His was pious an nice; 'Do ye'er smokln in this wurruld. Th' Christyan Unity Five-cint See-gar is made out Iv th fin est grades lv excelsior Iver projooced in Kansas "Nebuchednezzar grass seed, fr man an bast, an' so on. 'Twas nice to r-read. It made a man feel as if he was In church asleep. "Ye see, Hlnnissy, th editor went to th wrong shop f"r what Hogan calls his Inspiration. Father Kelly was talkin It over with me, an says he: 'They ain't anny news In beuV good. You might write th' dotes lv all th' convents lv th wur ruld an th' back iv a postage stamp, an have room to spare. Supposln ye took out rv a newspaper all th" murdhers, an' sui cides, an' divorces, an elopements, an fires, an" disease, an war. an famine.' he sajre, 'ye wuddsnt have enough ltftj to- keep a man busy r-readln' while he rode ar-roun' th' block on th' lightnln. express. No he says, 'news Is sin an sin la news. A religious newspaper? None lv thlm Tr me. I want, to know what's goln" on among th murdher an' burglary set. Did ye r-read it? he eays. ' "I did says I. " 'What did ye think Iv it? says he. " 1 know says I, wny more people don't go to cflurch eays I." ! Quay and Corbett. New York Tribune. Though Mr. Corbett's experience has been more frequently brought Into the discussion of Mr. Quay's credentials than that of Mr.. Mantle, the circumstances were less nearly identical. The Montana Legislature had balloted dally for many weeks, but had failed to choose a Sen ator, w'hUe the Oregon Legislature never succeeded in organizing, and finally dis persed without transacting any business whatsoever. Five years later, though Mr. Corbett's case seemed Intrinsically strong er for the reason given, his credentials were rejected by the great majority of 0 to 19. and party lines were completely ob literated, 17 Republicans, as it happened, voting for and just the same number against him. The result had all the ap pearance and In the mind of the country all the weight of a deliberate verdict founded on a careful and conscientious examination of the meaning of the Con stitution, and it was universally accepted as settling the practice of the Senate as to recess appointments to vacancies which'Legislatures had had, the opportu nity to 1111. We suppose that If Governor Stone had appointed a new man tp suc ceed Senator Quay a year ago, after the Pennsylvania Legislature's failure to elect, scarcely any one would have ex pected htm to secure his seat. But Mr. Quay had served so long, had made so many friends among his colleagues and gained so much influence that from the outset nobody doubted his ability to make a hard fight, or would have been greatly surprised at the last if he had won by a narrow majority. But it can hardly be denied that a victory so won, reversing a precedent so recent and so strong, would have been peculiarly unwelcome to the country. If the Senate had reversed a long line of precedents, many who still hold the deliberative branch of Congress in. the highest esteem would have had their faith sorely tried, while some who are fond of declaring that its usefulness and honor have been Impaired in recent years would have found a new argument In support of their contention. Canada Oar- Xatnral Customer. New York Journal of Commerce. A discriminating", duty of 25 per cent In favor of the United Kingdom having failed to check Imports from the United States, the very loyal Dominion Govern ment will next Summer, try the merits, of a discrimination of 33 1-3, per cent. It may be poss.ble that -a rate of discrimi nation can be found which will serve the purpose, but it Is not likely that one third will be more effective than one fourth, and it is not quite certain that any rate of discrimination will prevent increasing importation from the United States. In textiles and some other manu factures In which the United Kingdom occupies a pre-eminent position, the Can adian trade is' already with England. In metals and in minor manufactures, which amount to a very great sum In the aggre gate, the Canadian trade will remain with the United States unless the discrimina tion against us be very heavy. Proximity has a great deal to do with the course of trade. Communication is more rapid, or ders can be filled sooner, transportation rates are lower, and the American goods give better satisfaction.. In addition to all these influences, the cost of production is declining hereK and the list of commodities in which we can compete with England anywhere is increasing From 1S95 to 1SS3 the Canadian imports from Great Britain increased about 20 per cent In actual value, but In the percentage of the total imports declined from S0.8 to 21.8. The imports from the United States increased 76 -per cent In actual value, and the percentage Increased from 50 to 59.2. Japanese Immigration. Philadelphia Public Ledger. Perhaps it would be better for the whole country if its Atlantic Coast were as sensitive on the subject of undesirable immigrants as its Pacific side. That sec tion has succeeded in excluding Chinese laborers, without stopping to make dis tinction between those who might be desirable and those who might not, and now it Is threatening further agitation on account of the influx of Japanese. It has succeeded In Inspiring the British Northwest with the same spirit, and the people of Vancouver are moving' for a restriction on Japanese immigration at that port. The British Government Is too conservative to move hastily In tho matter, and if It places any restric tions on the Japanese, will do so only after Investigation and full consideration; but, we may as well prepare for an issue of this kind' as an incident in our coming Presidential campaign. Calamity In Kentucky. Louisville Courier-Journal (Dem.) The trade prospects of the South are growing better every day. The South is doing pretty well already, thank you, but unless all signs fail -business will be bet ter in 1900 and 1S01 than it was In 1S99. Three great staples are the sources whence so much promise comes. Of cot ton a large acreage will be planted this year, and contracts are being made 'to deliver cotton as soon'as picked at 7 cents a pound. Of course the crop de pends chiefly upon climatic conditions, and It is Impossible to predict accurate ly as to Its size. Conservative estimates at present are that it will not exceed 11, 500,000 to 12,000,000 though It may be much more or much less. Should It be les3 prices are certain to be high, and should it be 11,000,000 and sell at IVt cents it would return the South about $412,500,000 which would be $130,625,000 in excess of the 1SS3 crop. Testimony for the Canteen. Chaplain Charles C. Pierce, In his re port on the subject of the canteen, de clares that misrepresentation has been the rule with reference to the liquor trafllc In Manila; that there are not nearly so many saloons as reported, and that where they do exist under the management of Amer icans they have displaced great numbers of Filipino "speak-easies" which retailed the vilest and most deadly of native poi sons to our soldiers. Until conditions of occupation are thoroughly settled, tbe regimental canteen. In his opinion, Is a benefit rather than a curse to American troops. In equally high terms af praise Chaplain Pierce refers to the changed conditions in the social order of Manila, entirely due to American management. The Canadian Proposals. Canada proposes July 1 to raise the preferential duties on Imports from the United Kingdom to 33 1-3 per cent. In 1S37 this preference was made 12 per cent. Imports from England In 1S96 were 31 per cent, and from the United) States 50 per cent. The preference was given Great Britain and the British share fell to 27 per cent and the American share rose to 53 per cent- In a year, 1S98, the preference was raised to 25 per cent, and in 1SS9 the English share In Canadian trade fell to 24.8 per cent and. ours rose to 59.2 per cent. "The People Are Afcald of Him," New- York Commercial Advertiser. "Anybody can beat Bryan," says Sena tor Lindsay, of Kentucky, giving as a reason that the "people are afraid of him." Not a man m New York State whose opinion is worth a copper believes that Bryan has a shadow of a chance for carrying- this state. On the calculations put forth by his own supporters, he can not win without the vote of New York. That is why Senator Lindsay says "any body can beat Bryan,"' NOTE AND C0MMEOT. The man. --who would rather be right than President' usually is. In times of peace, Admirals Sampeon and Schley keep right on preparing for war. Grover Cleveland has again relapsed Into a state of innocuous desuetude. Ha has gone fishing. Queen Victoria is pretty long on staying, power. She may live to see the end of the Boer war yet. If Agumaldo is in the land of the liv ing, it is strange he sends no resolutions of sympathy to Abdul Hamld. If the Sultan was wise he would move to this country, go through bankruptcy, and give Uncle Sam tho laugh. Now doth the gentle crawfish. The oyster's understudy, Proceed to play thai trying part To suit most anybody. A Georgia maniac believes it is his mis sion to kill a great man, and consequently the whole population of the state is in hiding. A member of the Belgian Kare Club "has been relating his hare-raising experiences. Most of them consist of pretty bald state ments. It's an ill wind that blows nobody good. The Boer war has boomed the price ot MUeouri mules to a height never known before. The census-taker" who gets the job ot enumerating the Vice-Presidential candi dates will amass a handsome fortune if he Is paid so much per name. The famous English Judge Holt, In sen tencing a convicted murderer, said: "And may God have that mercy upon your soul in the next world which a due regard for the laws of English forbids us to grant you in this.-' The ofllce" boy yesterday met an old acquaintance of his,, the disreputable re porter. ' "What are you doing?" asked- the of fice boy. "Oh, I've got a fine job now' replied the falie:. journalist. '"What's that?" "I'm writing Impromptu speeches for the candidates" In amount of property destroyed and people made homeless the Ottawa Are compares rather closely with that In Port land, Me. On July 4, 1SS6, Portland lost $15. 000,000 In property and had 10,000 people homeless. Ottawa loses the same amount In property and has 12,000 homeless inhab itants. Chicago's loss In property, $190, 526,500, in 1S71, is the greatest known in the history of fires. George Wyndham, Secretary of State for War, recently said In reply to ques tions that Lord Roberts had not been de layed through lack of remounts, but by the necessity of transferring his base of supplies from Cape Town, 750- miles away over a single-rail, up-grade line. He had also been compelled to protect his lines of communication. The remounts sent to South Africa. since January 1 numbered 42,000 horses and 23,000 mules. "Aha!" remarked the author of "Sher lock Holmes," fixing his X-ray eye upon the man who wrote the "Jungle Book," "I see you are the man who dashed oft 'Beautiful Snow " ., Kipling grew ghastly pale. "How did you find that out?" he hissed. "Really, my dear fellow," answered Doyle, "nothing could be easier. Now, the authorship or 'Auld Lang Syne has long been a mystery. I saw It the other day over you're signature. If you wrote that, and kept so quiet about it, the inference is clear that you wrote 'Beautiful Snow " A shudder convulsed the frame of the man who acts like a bear. "My jig Is up," he muttered. I might as well take up the white man's burden, for there will be no more milllon-dollar-a-line jobs for me." And, taking his glasses from the valet, who always carries them for him, he adjusted them to his nose and sank into a dark brown study. Under a statute passed by the Montana Legislature in 1S95, the amount to be ex pended by any political committee, or by any candidate for ofllce, and especially, a candidate for the office of United; States Senator, is limited to $1000 in any ono county, with an additional allowance of $1000 for specified personal disbursements. In face of this statute, Clark gave to a committee organized to promote his elec tion unlimited authority to spend money, which he agreed to furnish, the estimated amount being at least $35,000, to secure" tho state convention, and gOOfor & Legislature. By his own confession Clark violated this law, for he admitted making payments to the amount of $139,000 through his son to the members of this committee and others, besides some $15,000 to special agents. None of the members of this committee or their assistants made the sworn returns required by law, nor did Mr. Clark himself make any return. In face of these facts, there would seem no reason why Clark should wait for tho Senate to unseat him by adopting the re port of the committee on privileges and elections. Resignation would be but an act of public decency on the part of Clark. PLEASAXTRIES OF PARAGRAFHERS "Well," said the camel in the circus parade, "there's some comfort for me, after all." "What do you mean?" asked the elephant. "My hump Is pretty bad, but It might ba worse. I don't ride a bicycle." Tit-Bits. A Cold-Blooded Prophet. Dramatic author (after reading first two acts of his play) Now, then, can you tell now how the play is going to end? Manager Sure, I can. Author How? Manager The second night. Puck. A Great Man Misunderstood. "Tou think I got into the Senate to make money!" Indig nantly exclaimed Senator Lotsmum, eying tha would-be briber with scorn. "I made money, you infamous corruptlonist. in order to get Into the Senate 1" Chicago Tribune. Somewhat In Doubt. "We've got the Boers on the ma!" cried Leftenant Sir Reginald Runnymede, Jubilantly, "That's all right," re plied Major the Hon. Percy Fltemaurice. looking about him suspiciously; "but which way are they running?" Philadelphia. North American. Properly Described. "Well, "Willie," said mamma, contemplating the result of her handi work, "papa's old knickerbockers look very well on you. Of course, they're a trifle large." "Yes, ma," replied tho bright boy; "I guess wide ex-pants would describe them." Phila delphia Press. An Irish officer addressing his men, who had Just returned from a somewhat fruitless expedition, said; "Tou were no doubt disap pointed because this campaign gave you no op portunity to fight; but it there had been any fighting there would have been many absent faces here today!" Tlt-Blts. Called to Mind. Yes, the cannibal well re called the day their last missionary but on had come among them. "On the occasion of the first services he held here," exclaimed the simple savage, not without evidences of emotion, "there wasn't a dry mouth In the congregation!" There was no member ot the tribe, unless perchance ho had been dieting at thai time, who did not remember this mL slonary, Detroit JcuraaV