THE MORNING- OREGONIAN, THURSDAY, MAY 5, 1900. JBmtettA at the Postoffioe at Portland. Oregon. as second-class mutter. TELEPHONES. BdKorial Zloortw....ica I Business OSc..CC7 REVISED SUBSCRIPTION RATES. By Mail (postage prepaid), in Advance Dally, with BunCar. per month.. ......20 55 ally, Sunday excepted, per year ........ 7 50 Bally, with Sunday, per year 00 Sunday, ptr year .... 2 00 The Weekly, per year ................ 1 SO Th "Weekly, 3 month.... ............... 00 To City Subscribers Uaily, per week, delivered. Eunday exeepted.l5e XiaUy, per week, delivered. Sundays includeiL20a Xews or dismission intended for publication In The Oregonlan should be addressed invariably "Editor The Oreronian." not to the name or any individual. Letters relating; to advertising subscriptions or to any bustnecs matter should be addressed smply "The Oregonlan." Puget Sound Bureau Captain A. Thompson. cClce at 1111 Pacific avenue. Tacoma. Box 833. Tacoma poatoCice. Eastern Buslneas Ofnce The Tribune build ing. New York city; "The Rookery." Chicago: the 5. C. Beckwith rpecicl agency. New Ycrk. For sale In San Francisco by J. K. Cooper. 748 Market street, near the Palace hotel, and at Goldsmith Bros.. 238 Sutter street. For sale in Chlcaro by the P. O. News Co., 17 Dearborn street. TODAY'S 'WEATHER. Generally fair, ex cept possibly showers or thunder storms; vari able winds. PORTLAND, THURSDAY, MAY 3, 10O0 WORDS FROM THE SOUTH". Nothing: is more apparent and certain than the fact that the Democratic "".party, on its present platform and un 'der Its present leadership, has very slight hold on the vast body of citi zenship that feels its responsibility for the economic welfare of the country including- the conditions that are neces sary to peace, order and continued prosperity. The business people of the country are not with the Democratic party. This Is pre-eminently true In our Northern States, as every one sees. In the South It is true also in large degree though the negro problem prevents it from having full play there. .Nevertheless, Southern people who are Interested in business and industry, and in the general movement and progress 'of affairs, are against the socialistic, Bryanlzed Democracy. "With scarcely an exception, the Democratic press of the South we speak now of the princi pal newspapers, not of the country weeklies, most of which are separated very far from the currents of business and of Intelligent interest In affairs the Democratic press of the South, we say, is not favorable to the present po sition of the party, but positively hos tile to It. Here is the Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser. It asserts that the delegation from Alabama to the con vention at Kansas City, In spite of a quasi declaration for Bryan by the state convention, "Is free to act accord ing to Its best judgment, In the light of the counsel of the party's representa tives from all the other states." And by way of further monition the Adver tiser adds: "It -would be folly to try to unite the National party on the plat form of '96, and It would be reckless to try to win under the banner of that year in a campaign under the vastly changed conditions and new-made is sues of 1900." There is probably little reason to sup pose that exhortations like this will liave much deterrent force, for error h has a most rigoous logic which carries it through to its end in utter and final failure. When Ephralm Is joined to his Idols there Is but one way let him alone. But It is interesting to note -what this Southern protest Is. The Alabama paper says further: Every cent added to the price of cotton is a nail in the coffin of the lC-to-1 issue. Every crowded granary Is part of its funeral oration. Every walng field 5miles n farewell to its departing- ghoftt Eery foundry and mill and .factory In the land rattles and clatters Its de light at Its departure. Every train load of coal merrily rolls aaj from the ill-flavored cadav er. Farm and Held, and mill and factory, and mine and fetockard strike hands and rejoice that the danger is past, the dragon slain and the fetish of 10 to 1 laid to rest. Alabama is first on the list of states; it Is fast leaping to the head of the prosperity column, and It bhould be first to cut loose from the dead past and to don Its armor of proof as the fearless and unbound champion of the Democracy which made glad the hearts of the fathers, nerved the arms of the sons and waits to bless the efforts of posterity. Mighty good stuff, this Is; and so is the following, from another article on the great prosperity of the country and especially of the South, viz: How ridiculous It seems, under these cir cumstances, for the leader of the great, ag ETesrite party of Jefferson and Jackson to go before tho countr howling "calamity,". "pros tration of industry," "Impoverishment of the people," "prosperity locked in the paralysis of hard times," while Mr. McKlnley, his oppo nent, will be following him and pointing to the entire country abounding in prosperity, and telling tne people that all of it is tho result of his wonderful administration. Why should the Democratic party not let the Ucwl past bury its dead? "Why should the .solidarity of the party be Imperiled by thrust ing into the campaign disturbing Issues which are out of joint w 1th the facts of the situation and which have heretofore brought defeat to the party? The pity of It is that such pleas are vain. The Democratic party, since Populism took control of It, has ceased to appeal to the hope, the Intelligence, the energy, the spirit of the country. It banks on discontent; it endeavors to persuade all those who lack the quali ties necessary to helpfulness and thrift that they are victims of oppression; it claims for inefficiency, and even for idleness, the rewards that justly belong only to active Intelligence and self denyirg Industry, and Its tones vibrate between notes of calamity and notes of fury, anarchy and revenge. It is not igreeable subject for contemplation. :pper sxake's possibilities. fhe recent failure of the steamer Pokane to ascend Snake River any Prther than "Wild Goose rapids Is a latter of regret, not only to the set tlers who have cast their lot along that LBtream above the rapids, but to the Ibuslness men of the Northwest, who ire ever seeking opportunities to ex- Itend their field of operations. A con siderable number of miners, stockmen and farmers have with great difficulty entered that region, and sought to cre ate homes and wealth from the virgin resources -with which nature has not been sparing. The, testimony of experienced river men is to the effect that beyond "Wild Goose rapids there is a splendid stretch of over fifty miles of river which can be easily navigated for the greater part of the year. Despite the rather forbid- ii?ip1 annmrnnrp nf iVm pnnntrv n .c j , . ..., viencu ilUlil LUC illCl, lUCIC Jb IX lUSl Amount of good grazing and some good farming land along this fine stretch of navigable water. There are also quite m. number of excellent mining prospects. some of which, in fact, have developed beyond the "prospect" stage, and which would now be large producers of moderately rich ore if it were possible to get it out where it could be treated. The trip of the Spokane demonstrated that, owing to swift water, it will al ways be a difficult and perhaps impos sible feat to climb "Wild Goose rapids by follovlng the main channel of the river. At the same time, the steamer's experience in trying to get above the falls by going through what is known as the slough was quite encouraging. The presence of a number of large, round granite bowlders in the bed of this channel were the only obstructions to the easy passage of the boat to the good water above the falls. As this part of the river is practically dry for a short time in the low-water season, it would not be a very expensive task to blast or roll these bowlders out of the way. Men who have sufficient courago and pluck to go into a country like that along the Upper Snake are certainly entitled to assistance in developing their new field. "When they can prove, as they have in the present case, that their Isolated territory Is productive of great wealth, their fight for better transportation to markets should be come the fight of the business men who will share in the benefits arising frqm their efforts. The river and harbor bill appropriations will be missed in more than one locality this year, but if the Government will not come to the relief of the hardy settlers of the Upper Snake, the demands may not be be yond the limit of private aid. Appar ently a very few thousand dollars will enable boats to get past Wild Goose rapids, and incidentally make valuable a number of mines and ranches which. In their present condition, without transportation facilities, are practically worthless. The natural waterways of the Pa cific Northwest have made Portland great, and every dollar spent in im proving them has made returns that have proved satisfactory in the ex treme. The addition of another sixty mile division to the already extensive water transportation system of the Northwest cannot be otherwise than profitable from a trade standpoint, and no effort should be spared to secure the money needed for opening the Upper Snake River. ALASKA UNDER THE FLAG. Alaska is finally to have an individ uality of Its own, and civil government and statutory laws. The Carter bill has passed the Senate, and will un doubtedly receive the sanction of the House without material amendment. The proposed act contains an elaborate code of civil procedure, provides a cer tain form of organized government, and reposes large administrative as well as Judicial power In the courts. From an inchoate and neglected dependency, working clumsily and helplessly under borrowed ordinances, the rich northern land Is transformed into a real terri torial entity, with efficient machinery of government and adequate power to operate it. Alaska has now ceased to be terra incognita. It is to be In fact as well as in name a real part of the United States. A complete summary of the new code Is to be found In this issue of The Ore gonlan. It gives evidence of painstak ing care and Judicious thought, and It was framed with intelligent considera tion for the unique northern conditions. It Is not at all probable that it will suit all the residents of the new territory; nor is it likely that, of the several pressing questions it settles. It settles all aright. Violence is done the ancient and beautiful town of Sitka, for ex ample. In the removal of the cap ital to Juneau; but convenience of the great majority has nevertheless been consulted. Three Judicial districts and three courts are not too many, consid ering the vast extent of territory, and the growing number and importance oi the problems now pressing for Judicial determination. Salaries are moderate. In view of the heavy expense of living in the district; and fees of minor offi cials are limited to reasonable amounts. The present license law is the bane of Alaska, Just as the criminal enforce ment or want of enforcement of Its customs laws was its curse. All busi ness establishments and Industrial en terprises have been heavily taxed, which was proper enough, although there were numerous inequities In the system; but the entire proceeds were turned Into the Federal Treasury. There was no adequate reciprocal ap propriation for the benefit of the terri tory. Here was taxation without rem edy of any kind, more severe and wicked than the petty impositions which drove our forefathers to oppose and throw off the mother country's yoke. There were only meager appro priations for schools, and these were largely for the Indians. Now radical amendment of this unjust policy Is pro posed. Court expenses are to be paid directly from the license revenues, and furthermore, one-half the Income in Incorporated towns is to be devoted to the public schools. Alaska's chief bur den Is thus alleviated with a large measure of completeness. It is to be observed, too, that organization of mu nicipalities is authorized, and land titles are settled the first placing resi dents on their proper plane as Ameri can cltlzens,and not public wards, and the second clearing up a most con fused and vexatious situation. It Is not certain that the Senate has disposed of the unprecedented placer mining problems at Cape Nome in the most equitable manner. It would prob ably have been better to make the whole beach free mining ground. But it Is free below mean high tide, and un der the unexplored waters of the con tiguous Arctic, and that opens to the prospector a vast extent of territory in all likelihood most valuable. The ques tion as to alien ownership of placer mining ground Is distinctly left alone. This means that the locators of claims, whoever they are and whatever their birth, will be able to hold them for the present as against all the world, except the Government; and the latter will not attempt to disturb them. The Iniquity of permitting locations of mines by power of attorney Is not corrected; and colossal abuses under that mistaken system will continue. The official graft is not broken or im paired, but is, on the contrary, much strengthened. The Federal patronage Is greatly Increased, and doubtless we shall find among the new appointees many proteges of tho bill's supporters. But this Is an evil we have long en dured, and may yet stand with some approach at equanimity. It is enough for the present that substantial Justice is at last about to be done Alaska. The Constitution has been extended to the north. A great many persons in Multnomah County, during ten years past, have endeavored to avoid payment of taxes. Their success in staving off payment has made a most serious problem for the county. The tax-shirkers have taken a test case to the highest court of the state. It is probably the most Important case that was ever before the court. It is an amazing doctrine that taxpaying is or should be volun tary merely,' not compulsory. There was Indulgence to many, in matter of time, which they have taken advantage of; and the consequences of this Indul gence are pleaded against the rights of the county. This long-continued at tempt to shirk payment is, moreover, a most serious Infringement of the rights of those who pay. There is but one question, namely. Has the county a right to collect taxes? If It have such right. It should collect from all alike, and effort by non-payers to defeat such collection Is an offense against the rights of organized society. SOCTAIj PROGRESS IX THE UNITED s STATES. Lord Macaulay was the first to point out that the great historians of an tiquity, despite their literary excellence, gave small Information concerning the social life of the people. What we know concerning the social life of ancient Greece and Rome we obtain from the comic dramatists, the poets, the sat irists, and something from anecdotal biographies like Suetonius' lives of the Caesars. Modern historians, like Hume and Robertson, were defective In this respect, and Macaulay In his his tory of England was the first great his torian of modern times to consider the social history of the people of as much consequence as their political, saying that the personal quality of great war riors and statesmen, the details of bat tles and sieges, was of less permanent value to the world than a full record of the social life of a great people. Ma caulay conceded that Thucydldes was the greatest historian that ever lived, measured by the limitations of his theme, but pointed out that to the modern world a full history of the so cial life of the Greek people of his time would be of far more worth and Inter est than his story of battles and sieges; his personal pictures of warriors and statesmen; his description of Greek battle tactics, of the composition of their armies and the organization of their heavy and light-armed troops. The Impulse given to this new view of the most Important part of history did not die with Macaulay, but was further exhibited In the historians who succeeded him. The charm of Green's "History of England," of Froude, and even of Freeman, lies largely In the fact that their great powers were en gaged In delineating not only the polit ical growth, but the social life of the times whose history they have written. For this reason McMaster's "History of the People of the United States" Is a more valuable book than the great work of Bancroft, because, while polit ical movements and personalities are not neglected, It Is a social rather than a political history, a book of absorbing Interest to men of the Franklin type of mind; men of utilitarian philosophy and practical philanthropy rather than political doctrinaires and closet states men. To Illustrate: In his latest vol ume, McMaster, while he discusses with thorough knowledge and exceptional accuracy the Oregon boundary question in its earlier stages, the evolution of the Monroe Doctrine, the antl-Masonlc movement, the Introduction of canals, the beginning of the agitation against slavery, the rise of the common school system, the repudiation of the mode of making Presidential nominations by a caucus of Congress, the supersession of property qualifications by manhood suffrage, the early settlements in Texas by Austin and other Americans, never theless these are not the features which give to this great work Its pe culiar and singular value. The chap ters of greatest interest and value are those which describe the growth of tho country. Its economic conditions In 1825, the extent of its literary activity and the view taken of our civilization at the period by English travelers. In 1820 our Union of twenty-four states, with six millions of people, had but four cities New York, Philadel phia, Boston and Baltimore which boasted of more than 40,000 Inhabitants, and the two former had each more than 100,000. Life along the seaboard had become easier; much of the hardship of earlier times was gone. Manufac tures had grown up since 1807, and given employment to a thousand mills and factories in the Eastern and Mid dle States. There were steamboats on lake and river. Canals united great waterways and turnpikes radiated In every direction from the leading com mercial cities. Boston was but two days Journey from New York; New York but eleven hours from Philadel phia; Philadelphia but fifteen hours from Washington and five days from Pittsburg. Freights could be moved from New York to Buffalo through the Erie Canal for 4 cents a ton per mile, tolls Included. Under these new condi tions thousands of men, who, under the old conditions, would have obtained a bare living by farming or by cobbling or in the ranks of unskilled labor, be came mill hands and operatives; ma chinists and mechanics, engineers and firemen on the steamboats, clerks and bookkeepers In banks and Insurance companies, freight-handlers, turnpike keepers, or bridge-tenders on the ca nals, or they drove horses on the canals or found employment in some of the older Industries, which had been greatly expanded since the war of 1S12, viz., tailoring, printing, shoemaklng, stage driving, hatmaklng and carpentry. This rise of new industries and the development of old brought up ques tions of economic reform, and in 1825 the labor movement began with a de mand for fewer hours of labor, higher wages and payment in honest money Instead of depreciated paper. There had been futile strikes since 1791, but not until 1825 did worklngmen begin to organize In earnest for the improve ment of their condition. At that time an unskilled laborer In the cities was fortunate if he received 75 cents a day for twelve hours of work, and if he found employment for 300 days In the year. Hundreds were glad to work for 37 cents, and even 25 cents a day In Winter. On the canals and turnpikes "$15 a month and found" was consid ered good pay, and one-third that sum in Winter. It was not uncommon dur ing the Winter for men to work for their board. The earnings of women were lower yet. At shlrtmaklng the most expert needlewomen could not earn more than from 72 to 90 cents a week, and to get this price she must make nine shirts. Intemperance, beg ging, thieving and lives of shame among women resulted from thr des perate poverty produced by their mis erable wages. This was the social situ ation of the, laboring classes in great cities before 1825, when, through the creation of new industrial conditions and the rapid growth of National pros perity, an era of Improvement began which has been steadily maintained and increased without any permanent halt or retrogression to the present date. These Interesting social and indus trial facts illustrate the unique quality and merit of the best history of the United States. It Is the best because it deals with the social life and growth of this country, a subject that Is of far deeper Interest to a thoughtful man than the shifting phases of transient politics. Lighthouses and fog-signal stations In Alaskan waters are a vital need, and It Is high time that the Government provides them, as it now seems to in tend doing. The inside up-coast pas sage is. filled with rocks and hidden reefs, and impressive difficulties of all sorts. Many vessels have been their victims. Only a sublime faith in his own good luck enables the bold navi gator now to undertake the passage. He knows for the most part where dan ger Is not, and he finds where it is usually only by smashing Into It. How any pilot Is able to make the intricate passages at night in safety, without the smallest beacon on light, or artifi cial mark, and without channel buoys, except through Wrangel Narrows, must ever remain a mystery to those who have not the same extraordinary trust In their own instincts and a guiding providence that mark the Alaskan mar iner. It Is becoming difficult for a discrim inating public to understand how a County Treasurer can be cashier of a prominent bank and do his full duty as a public officer. Is the treasurershlp a lucrative sinecure, to be disposed of for the advancement of either an In dividual's or a banking concern's pe cuniary interests? Or Is It an import ant and responsible trust, to which should be devoted the exclusive atten tion of a capable and Intelligent offi cer, without compromising business re lations, working solely in behalf of the county? The Oregonlan does not at all desire to asperse Mr. Hoyt, or to ques tion his integrity, but it thinks it high time to put an end to his very anoma lous relationship to the public treasury and a private banking corporation. Reports of local fusion conventions throughout the state show that the Populists generally have received but scant courtesy from their political as sociates. This Is but natural. The Populist party has 'practically disap peared in Oregon, and has scarcely been able to preserve its name, of which now the consistent few who have continuously opposed this Demo cratic absorption are the residuary legatees. Two jears hence there will not be enough still clinging to the name to enact the farce of a concur rent convention, and If they undertook It they would be met with a cold dis dain that would make the present scant courtesy seem cordiality personi fied. Pierce Mays, a satellite of McBrlde, and a protege of Mitchell, Is paying his debts by accepting a candidacy on the Adullamlte Legislative ticket. Mays was United States Attorney. Mitchell made him so. His brother Is now Dep uty United States Attorney. McBrlde made him so. The Mays candidacy is an advertisement of the McBride Mltchell policy, a conspicuous and un derstandable proclamation of the de votion of those statesmen to Republi can principles and their maintenance. Attention Is called to the synopsis of the Alaska act, printed elsewhere. It Is made up from the latest mall text of the bill, with amendments Incorporated from special telegraphic reports ob tained from Washington. The article should be preserved by all Interested In the matter, as the House Is expected to pass the bill without amendment. This is probably its final form. Nothing Hepburn could say would be too severe to characterize the base treachery of those professed friends of the Nicaragua Canal who, like Cannon, deny themselves no weapon that may compass Its defeat. It is subject for rejoicing that at last a man has risen In Congress to denounce these pretend ers to their face. Jones of Arkansas casts Bryan's horoscope, and says that he Is certain to win. This is the same Chairman Jones that in 1896 industriously main tained for a week after election that McKlnley was beaten. Jones' faith In himself Is great enough to move the mountains of his own insufficiency. If there is any truth in the purpose of the Boers to migrate to America, it will be a hard Jolt for the amis. Is It pos sible the burghers are ignorant what a bloodthirsty crowd of conquerors and tyrants we are In this country? At kinson and Winslow have been neglect ing their duty. All might be made lovely for the as piring Newlands If Nevada had three Senators. Its right to three Is as un impeachable as its right to two. PROHIBITION IN MAINE. Impossibility of Enforcement Con sequent Corruption. ' Chicago Inter-Ocean. A brief but pointed statement presented by the Portland Press indicates once again that prohibition in Moino does not prohibit. Tho people of Portland, that newspaper says, "are beginning to get very tired of paying the bills of the farcical process known as suppressing tho liquor traffic," and the cause of their weariness Is the discovery that, for certain reasons, the suppression of the traffic Is not at all desirable from the viewpoint of the offi cers of the law. The people have been long-suffering, continues the Press. "Year after year they have contributed large sums to the Sheriff's office for tho pur pose of shutting up the rum shops, and the rum shops are as numerous and wide open today as ever. Two men are con stantly employed at a liberal per diem and fees, whoso rsole duty it Is to shut up tho rum shops; yet, unless appearances are misleading, the rum shops Increase rather than diminish In numbers. As the law Is now, it offers a constant and pow erful temptation to keep the rum shops open." It appears that the Maine liquor law Is so framed that every rum shop shut up means a loss of opportunity for fees, for no seizures can be made In closed shops, and every new rum shop opened means a gain of opportunity for fees. Tho fees are Just as large for seizing a "sprinkler" of beer and a bottle of whisky as for seiz ing a-hogshead of liquor, and It Involves much less trouble to carry off the sprink ler than the hogshead, besides having less tendency to, afrjlt -UP tfcc 2ho, acd thereby put an end to an opportunity for future fees. 'If the lawmakers," adds the Press, "had set to work to devise a scheme for encouraging the officers of the law to keep the rum shops open, they could not have' concocted a better one than the so-called Sheriff enforcement act." Here we have the latest chapter of an old a very old story. The liquor traffic In Maine has not been suppressed; It has simply taken on a succession of new forms. It has created no deep-rooted temperance sentiment. It has brought the temperance cause arid the temperance people Into ridicule. It has closed some saloons, but It has encouraged the estab lishment of secret resorts, backroom barrel-houses, whisky clubs, beer cellars, "blind pigs" and the like, demoralized the drug stores, and created the hip pocket habit a more pernicious evil than any from which its people have escaped. AN END OF QUAY And the Difference Between Ills Claim and Mr. Corbett'a. Springfield Republican. The Pennsylvania boss falls in his at tempt to break Into the United States Senate, by the slender margin of a single vote. This Is so far satisfactory. It saves a well established and wholesome Senato rial precedent. It keeps out a man who was never a credit to that body, and It spares the country the spectacle of Its highest legislative body casting aside set tled constitutional considerations. In or der to confer a personal favor upon such a man as Quay. It means the end of the boss as a factor In American politics. Nevertheless the vote is far from cred itable to the Senate. During tho last Con gress, when the Senate was composed much as It Is now, ex-Senator Henry W. Corbett of Oregon, was refused a seat on the governor's appointment after a fail ure of the Legislature to elect, by a vote of 50 to 19. Essentially the same constitu tional question was Involved In that case aa In this. In both cases the Legislature had confronted a vacancy In the state's representation, and through factional strife had been thrown Into a deadlock which prevented the filling of the va cancy. Thereupon the Governor of the state In each case had proceeded to fill the vacancy. But In the Quay case the Governor was required by the state con stitution to call the Legislature together again to elect a senator. The Governor, evidently a tool of the boss, refused to do this, and made an appointment of his own. The only other difference between the two cases worth noting is that Mr. Corbett was a man of high character and ability, while Mr. Quay Is a man known the country over as a corruptlonlst, who in public office has employed public funds In private speculations, and whose whole public career reeks with the scandals of a party service debauched to forward personal ends. But Corbett was refused a seat by an overwhelming majority. Quay Is refused a seat by one majority. It appears that most of the new senators, who were not on record In the Corbett case, voted for Quay. But a number who recorded them selves against Corbett repudiated tnelr views of the Constitution as proclaimed at that time, turned about and gave a help ing hand to the boss. These men. to whom the ambition of a disreputable boss Is of more consequence than the Constitution and tho laws deserve to be mentioned apart from the others. They were: Senators who voted against Corbett and tot Quay: Carter of Montana. Nelson of Minnesota. Cullom of Illinois. Penrose of Penn. Dai is of Minnesota. Shoup of Idaho. Deboe of Kentucky. Warren of "Wyomlnjr. Jones of Nevada. These men present as bad a case of self stultlncatlon as can be found in the rec ords of the Nation. The Quay case represents high-water mark In the movement to save the present method of electing United States sena tors from break-down by bringing In the Governor to fill vacancies which legisla tive intrigue and discord have left open and often purposely to force Into the Sen ate men who are not wanted there by the majority of the Legislature. It is well that this is so. If the states In tho constitutional way cannot keep their rep resentation in the Senate full, let them be compelled to put up with partial rep representatlon or none at all, or com pel a change to election by popular vote. The warning Is a wholesome one. MORE GOOD APPOINTMENTS. The President Seems to Be Profit ing by III Early MlKtalces. Chicago Tribune. The President has made two apparently commendable appointments for tho new civil government in Porto Rico. Professor J. H. Hollander, of Johns Hopkln3 Uni versity, has been named for Treasurer of the island and John R. Garrison, an of ficial connected In different responsible capacities with the Treasury Department for nearly 20 years, has been made Aud itor. These gentlemen, together with a Secretary, an Attorney-General, a Com missioner of the Interior and a Commis sioner of Education, will constituto the heads of the six departments of the gov ernment, and will be members ex-officlo of tho Executive Council or upper cham ber of the Legislature, Both these appointees have already had some experience in the Island. Mr. Garri son has performed certain services there In connection with the administration of customs, and, on request of General Davis, Professor Hollander went to Porto Rico several weeks ago to study the subject of taxation and to recommend needed changes In that Important branch of tho govern ment. He published about a year ago an exhaustive historical study of the finances of Baltimore, and his appointment Is a recognition of the value of expert knowl edge and studious habits in an administra tive officer. Of tho four department heads still to be named by the President, none Is of more Importance than that of Commissioner of, Education. The Island has as yet made little substantial progress toward con structing an educational system. Out of a population of nearly 1000.000 only 30,000 are even claimed to be in the public schools, and the private schools are unim portant. Proper school furniture Is almost totally lacking, tho supply of text-books Is insufficient, and, most serious of all, there Is on absence both of competent teachers and of any proper educational tradition. Indeed, the field Is almost un worked, and what has been done educa tionally In the past Involves embarrass ments as well as advantages. The poverty of the people and tho dearth of roads In the interior ,4jtill further complicate the problem and 'mark It as one calling for an unusual order of ability In the Com miseloncr who Is to deal with It. Under tho energetic and enthusiastic headship of Superintendent Frye the pub lic school system of Cuba to having a rapid eonstructivo development. Involving not oiriy new supples, but also ambitious schemes for bringing 1000 or 1500 of the teachers to Harvard thlo Summer for a normal course and then taking them for a tour of observationi through this coun try. Porto Rico may not demand pre cisely such dramatic expedients as these last proposed events promise to be. but Its need for a man of superior qualifica tions to build up its educational life Is only too painfully evident. If President McKlnley shall succeed in finding a man equal to the demand he will not thereby reflect more credit upon himself than he will confer permanent blessings upon tho island. Queered Himself. Chicago Tribune. Populist Politician We came mighty' near nominating Thiggins for Governor at our convention the other day. Ha wanted the nomination, too. Sympathizer What knocked him out? Populist Politician Somebody showed a letter he had written to a friend, in which ho said In olosing: "We are all well and prospering, and hope you are the same." We couldn't put up a man who would talk like thflk jou know. In. a Presiden tial year, GOSSIP OF THE NATIONAL CAPTIAL WASHINGTON, May 2. Senator Simon said today that no matter what course the "steering committee" or any other Senators might take he would vote to take up the Nicaragua Canal bill when the opportunity is offered. Ho thinks it is very important that the legislation should pass, and will not consent to any further delays. It Is understood that an effort will be made to prevent consideration of the Nicaragua bllL Oregon Items la Saadrr Civil Bill. The sundry civil bill contains the follow ing items, of interest to Oregon in addi tion to those already sent: Salem Postofflce $25,000 Tender for 13th lighthouse district.. 90,000 Light and fog signals. Brown's Point, Washington 6,000 Storehouses. Tongue Point, Oregon 5,000 Election, of Senators. Tho proposition has been made that a people's convention should be called for tho purpose of amending the Federal Con stitution so as to provide for the election of Senators 'by the direct vote of the peo ple. The change in the Constitution is demanded by 3-1 of the 45 states, but so far the Senato has never been willing to submit the question to the people, and. In order to make tho Senate act upon the subject, a great convention has been sug gested. Of course, if such a Constitutional convention Is held, It will be a representa tive body, and Senator Depew points out that in that event the larger states will go farther and demand that the amend ment for the election of Senators by direct vote of the people hall be coupled with an amendment providing that the repre sentation of the states In the Senate shall be according to the population. Instead of allowing two Senators to every state. Much has been said about the inequality of the representation, and oftentimes it has been pointed out that Nevada, with 45,000 people. Is equal to New York, with over 6.000.000 people. This phase of the case may not have occurred to those who would have a representative body model this portion of the Constitution. Of course If the two propositions were dependent up on each other, It Is evident that they -would not be adopted, as small states would be able to defeat the amendment. It requires a vote of three-fourths of the states to amend the Constitution, and It is plain to see that more than one-fourth of the states would be vitally affected by enlarging the representation of the larger states, and possibly reducing the reprsen tation of tho smaller states. Careless Congressmen. If the character of members of Congress Is Indicated by the bills they Introduce, there are some very slovenly Individuals occupying seats in the National Legisla ture, although to some Instances clerks are responsible, although the members get the credit for It. Possibly 30 per cent ot the bills that are introduced In Congress are neatly and properly prepared. An other 30 per cent may be typographically correct, as printer's copy runs, but they are slouchy and slovenly in appearance, and do not show any care in their prepar ation, and tne remaining 40 per cent are slapped together In any shape, and the members or Senators trust to the Judgment of the printer to get out a bill that con veys the Ideas they had In mind when they offered the bill. Some times old bills from past Congresso are reintroduced, and in most such cases the original bill is pasted down on the blank form and submitted. Commending Tongne's Speeches. Representative Tongue feels quite proud of the speech he delivered, early In the session on the financial question, espe cially in face of several -compliments he has received on it of late. First, a-llberal extract was made from the speech and printed with extracts of other speeches on the same subject, and distributed by the National committee for campaign pur poses throughout the United States. Then, too, "the papers in various parts of the country have taken up the speech and given It favorable Indorsement from time to time. Recently Mr. Tongue had a let ter from a Government official down in Indian Territory, saying It was the best financial speech he ever read, and ask ing for a large quantity, to circulate among the people down there, who were Inclined to the sliver belief. Mr. Tongue has also received many letters commend ing his speech on the Second Oregon Regi ment, both from members of the regiment and from friends of the men of the Sec ond. All In all, he feels that he has been quite successful with the speeches he has made at this session. General Funston'g Methods. Julian F. Trask, of New Hampshire, who is In the Government employ in the Philippine Islands, has recently written a letter to a friend at home, which the Portsmouth Chronicle publishes. Incident ally, he says: "I am not so hopeful as I was two months ago that this war Is to cease, although at present the ladrones and robbers aro about all our boys come across In this section 'of Luzon. These fellows have been fighting for a hundred years, and they will not lie down quietly, and the sooner the Government stops fighting on Its high ground of civilization and shoots the Insurgents when found with bolos the better we will be o'ff. Gen. era! Funston seem; to be doing good work, and a friend of mine, who has been with him away over near Baler, tells ma of his method of warfare, and I like it, and wish we had -more of it. We are losing more singly or In pairs of our boys by the bolo than, we have had killed In battle, and it is time an example was made." Confession of Jndgmcnt on the Goe be! Ln.Tr. Louisvnio Courier-Journal, April 27. All our present evils have sprung- direct ly from the partisan election law enacted amid the angry passions of a period of great excitement. It was Intended to make Democratic victories certain. Republican victories impossible. ... It should be repealed and a perfectly fair, nonpartisan law enacted In Its place. But. outside of mere party considerations, there are the strongest reasons of morality for rescind ing It It should never have been enacted In the first place. It would never have been i enacted except by a Legislature given over to political revenges and blind to consequences. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGRAPHERS Tho Reason for It. "That's a queer name you'vo chosen for your horse. Bad Egg. " "It's a bully name. A bad egg can't be beat" Harlem Life. The Root She Oh, no. They're not In trade. They have a family tree, I'd have you know. He Yes, but it grew from a small manufac turing plant back la the early 203. Philadel phia Press. "Some men," said Uncle Eben. "prides delrse'f on bein" honest simply because dey's done 'ranged delr businesses so dat dey has agents hired to do ail de curious transactions foh 'em." "Washington Star. Almost the Same. McJIgger Tou say he lost all the money he had. How? Thingumbob By his speculations. McJigger So? "Well, in the first place, how did he get any money to loe that way? Thingumbob By his pecula tions. Philadelphia Press. "Frank, what Is a heliograph?" asked Mrs. Bloomneld. She had been reading the South African war news, you will have observed. "It's an instrument to throw light on a dis tant situation." replied Mr. Bloomneld. Pitts burg Chronicle-Telegraph. In Our Climate. Maud So you're going to be Queen of the May tomorrow? Have you your costume ready? Pauline Yes, Papa bought me an extra heavy pair of gum boots, a double-thick waterproof, a pair of mittens, a pair of three-ply woolen stockings, a pair of ear-muffs, and a new umbrella. Harlem Life. The Powers Occupied. "Allah be praised!" fervently exclaimed the Grand Vizier, who had been absorbing war news for three hours; "we should be thankful we are at peace with the world!" "I don't know about that" remarked the Sultan; "there's nothing like showing the people you are i, progressive nation. I was Just thinking this would be a good time to put my hand to tho plow and again spread civiliza tion among- the Armenians t" Puck. NOTE AND COMMENT - When in doubt, the Boers set andbelt a few traps. A man Is known by the company he keeps. So Is a theatrical manager. Let Chicago howl itself hoarse. May is Dewey's month. So- is not November. The promoters of the ess trust might have expected that It would be easily smashed. Depew What is a Nemesis, Teddy? Roosevelt That's easj . It's a Vice-Presidential nomination. Hanna declares that "Indications point to a sweeping Republican victory." With Banna as tho roan behind tbo broom? They are going to have a big crop of. hemp In Kentucky this year. They will prdbably need all of it right inUhe state- How doth the patriotic boy Sac up his cash to buy A cannon that will ope tho sates Of heaven next July. Since Bryan ha3 learned that cornet players understand triple toagulng he is regretting that his musical education has been neglected. It is not always necessary for a mil lionaire who wants to die poor to get into the Senate. He can spend a few days at tho Paris exposition. It is now rumored that Lord Kltcnener Is about to be married. He is certainly undergoing a course of preparation for some kind of a strenuous life. Quite a novel method of carrying on tho extensive ess trade between France and England Is rapidly growing up. The new system involves the breaking of the ess shell and packing the whites and yolks In air-tight vessels or drume, each con taining tho contents of about 1000 eggs. It Is not expected that the ordinary house holder will become a customer for egss so imported, but among pastry cooks and large restaurant proprietors a largo sale is developing. This desecrated ess stuff will fill a long-felt want In restaurants that have customers who are full of con fidence and willing to be full of scrambled and omeleted eggs without a look at the unmixed yolk and white as it comes from the shell to bo poached or fried. When an ess Is bad It cannot bo scrambled into a stowpaa too soon. Under tho spreading chestnut tree The village Jawsmlth stands; The smith & windy man Is he. "Who waves around his hands. And limitless as faro is Tho language he commands. "Week In, week out. from mornto night. You can hear this fellow bio;, r You can hear him tell In many words Tho things he doesn't know: Like a woman Jaws her Iiusoand when The coal is running low. And children coming hoji trcna school Look into his open face And think how grandly he couldicoaci A batter on third base. Or call, "Bring up your horses," &t The country trotting race. Thanks, thanks, to thee, my wordy'frlesd. For the lesson thou hast taught, On how the use of many word3 Need not result from thought. And how a fellow's tongue can was "Whose mind is filled with naught Professor Perslfer Frazer, a hand writing expert was to have been the prin cipal witness in Philadelphia, Pa., in the case of the alleged forgery of the win of the late Charles H. Mason, but when he said he would rather affirm than swear, ex-DIstrlct Attorney George S. Graham interrupted him and asked him If he be lieved in God. Professor Frazer replied: "I neither be lieve nor disbelieve, I do not know." "Bo you believe In future rewards and punishments?" "I neither believe nor disbelieve. I do not know," was again his answer. Thereupon Mr. Graham asked that Pro fessor Frazer be debarred from testify ing on the ground that his word was not worthy of credence. The request was granted. There Is a law In Pennsylvania making a belief in a Supreme Being ft necessary qualification In a witness. Philadelphia Is on the eve of a great Improvement namely, the widening of Fifteenth street so as to relieve the pres ent congested condition of one of the chief approaches to the Broad-street railway station. The plan Is to remove the buIldV ing on one side of the street from Market to South Penn Square to a width of 13 feet and on the. north side of the square to clear a space of 12 feet The driveway of tho street will then, In each case, be widened to the present house line, mak ing a clear width of 38 feet The space occupied by the buudlngstobe iora down will be used for new sidewalks, the own ers of the property to have the privilege of buIWIng over them; In other words, to create around this center of Philadelphia an arcade like that of the Rue Rivoll and tho Palais Royale, in Paris. Great sky scraplnff buildings will be erected, the first stories of which, on the outer lines, will be given over as an arcade sidewalk, as perfect though not of so great length, as tho famous ones of Paris. In addi tion, a beautiful bridge Is to be thrown across the thoroughfare at Fifteenth and Market streets, approach to which will be by commodious stairways that will not encroach on the new arcaded sidewalks. The improvement promises to be as pict uresque and beautiful as it Is useful. Nine From Eight. Sidney Lanier. I was drivln my two-mule waggln, "With a lot o truck for sale. Towards Macon, to git somo baggln' (Which niy cotton was ready to bale). And I come to a place on the side o' the plio Whar a peert little winter branch Jest ha4 throwed The sand in a. kind of a sand bar like, And I seed, a leetle way3 up the road. A man squattin down, like a big bull toad. On the ground, a-figgerin thar in the sand "With his finger, and motlonln with his hand, And he looked like Elllck Garry. And as I driv up, I heerd him bleat To hlsself. like a lamb: "Huah! nine from eight Leaves nothin' and none to carry? "Them Aggers Is got me under the hack. I can't,see how to git oufn the muss. Except to Jestnafally fall and bus'! My crap-leen call3 for nine hundred and mora, My counts o sales is eight hundred and four. And thar It "la down all squar and straight But I can't make it g!, fur nine from eight Leaves nothin' and none to carry." Then I says: "Hello, here. Garry, However you 8181 and frown. There's somethln' fur you to carry. Fur you've worked It upside down!" Then he rlr and "walked to his little bjll-cart And made like he neither had seen nor heerd Nor knowed that I knowed of his raskllly part. And he tried to look as if he wa'nt feared. And gathered his lines like he never keorcd. And he driv down the road 'bout a quarter o? so. And then looked around, and I hollered; "Hello, Look here. Mister Elllck Garry! You may git up soon and lie down late. But you'll always find that nine from eight Leaves nothin' and none to carry." i' I