r w -- '- rstf ;4 N? T -f-' THE MORSnta OTiEGONIAN, : SATURDAY, "APRITJ ' 14; KFOG.',' to refiomoti Altered at tb Postofaos at Portland. Oregon. J second-class matter. TELEPHONES, editorial Room.. ..ICO I Business Offles. .667 REVISED SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Br Mall (postage prepaid), la Advance Dally, wlth8un4ay. per menth..... ....$0 83 Dally, Sunday excepted, per year 7 SO Dallr. with Sunday, per year...... ..... S CO Bundar. per rear ............... 2 00 TIM Weekly, per rear -.-..... 1 SO The Weekly, s months..-.-.......... CO To City SobeciltM.fi Dallr. per week. delivered, etrndara rxcs!ed.l3e Dally, per week. delivered, Eundays IncludecUSOa Til Oregcclan does sot bar poena or atorlea (rem Individuals, and cannot undertake to re turn anr manuacripta aent to It without solicita tion. No iUmpi should be Inclosed (or thla purpose. Puret Sound Bureau Captain A. Thorn peon. efflce at 1111 Pacific avenue. Tacoma. Del K3. Tacoma postomce. Eastern Business Office The Tribune build Inc. New Tork cttr: 'The' Rookerr. Chicago: the S. C. Beck with apectcl agency. New Tork. For aale In San Francisco br I. K. Cooper. TM Market street, near the Palace hotel, and at Goldsmith Brc&. 238 Sutter street. For sale In Chicago br the P. O. News C&. Ill Dearborn street. TODAY'S 'WEATHER. Showers, with north west winds. PORTLAJTD, SATURDAY, APRIL 14. THE PROPOSED ASIEXDMEXTS. From one declaration contained In the state Republican platform The Ore gonlan dissents. That Is the declara tion which assumes to pledge the party to support of the Constitutional amend ment for an increase of the number of Justices of the Supreme Court from three to five. This cannot be a party matter. The Oregonlan Is of the opin ion that such Increase ought not to be made. The simple way to relieve the Supreme Court Is an act of the Legisla ture cutting off appeal of petty cases for small sums. The Oregonlan feels It to be Its duty to warn our farmers, laborers, busi ness men and owners of property against this amendment, which doubt less will have the support of a class tf politicians and small lawyers who thrive on litigation, and do not want any measure adopted that will decrease It and Interfere with their "business": but contrariwise, want this amendment of the Constitution as a means of pro moting and Increasing it. Already the laws of the state give too much encouragement to litigation. They Invite contentious persons to goto law on small causes, and even trifling , pretexts, throwing upon the public the greater part, and often the whole, of the burden. This machinery of Judi ciary already Is much too elaborate. The Supreme Court Is said to be behind In Its business. Then let the Legisla ture relieve It by cutting off appeal In petty cases. Five amendments of the Constitution, proposed by the Legislature, are now pending, and are to be voted on In June. The Oregonlan hopes all of them will be rejected. The men who made the Constitution of Oregon knew what they were about. Their work Is the result of a profound study of Consti tutional systems: and The Oregonlan humbly thinks that no Improvement can be made upon It, yet these many years. Certainly, during more than forty years, this Constitution has car ried us safely: and we do not believe there Is any demand from any consid erable number of our people for amend ment of It. The Oregonlan has as yet seen no proposed amendment which. In Its Judgment, would not mar It. un- Jess It be the one to strike out the clause mat roroias free negroes to en ter the state: and. Inasmuch as this clause Is and always has been a dead letter. It may still be disregarded, aa It has ever been. Let us put a quietus on this craze for amendment of the Constitution by setting the word "No" against every one -of the batch. PUERTO RICO AND PARTY ACTIOS. Beyond any doubt there was an over- w helming sentiment of opposition In the State Republican Convention to the Puerto Rico tariff bill. The reason why members did not assert it was be cause a part of the delegation In Con gress had supported the bill; and as .Mr. Moody was still to be nominated. presslon against the bill was omitted. tgely because of a desire to avoid em- rassment or him. The Republicans fOregon do not approve the policy of Irdening commerce between the united States and its new insular pos sessions with tariffs, and only tolerate vhat has been done thus far In that lrection because the tar has been made small and because they intend and believe the error will be corrected. This legislation was not merely for Puerto Rico. The great shadow that looms up behind the scene Is the Phil ippine Islands. A resolution was pre pared for presentation to the conven tion, to this effect we quote the sub stance, as we have not the copy: We agree with the statement made br the President In hla message last December that the markets of the United States should be opened up to the products of Puerto Rico. Our plain duty Is to abolish all customs tariffs be tween the United States and Puerto Rico, and to give her products free access to our mar kets; and we demand that the same policy shall be adopted as to the Phlllpplno Islands, as soon as military conditions will permit. This undoubtedly was the sentiment of the convention. Such a resolution. Introduced, would have gone through with a rush: but for party harmony, and above all In consideration of the fact that Mr. Moody, who had voted for the Puerto Rico bill, was still to be nominated, the resolution was with held. Whether this was wise or not. The Oregonlan does not presume to say. What It does say, however, with posi- tlveness, and without reserve. i3 that the people of Oregon do not approve the policy of burdening commerce between the United States and its new Insular possessions with tariffs, and will not consent to Its continuance. The New York Journal of Commerce I has made an elaborate study of the "first year's trial" of the consolida tions, or trusts, and finds that "proflte are generally less than were expected." Many of them have had their annual meetings and submitted reports. As a rule, the results have been gratifying to stockholders, but. In some cases, the outcome has been disappointing. Few of the "preferred" stocks, have touched par. In not a lew cases the combined values of preferred and common stock are less than par of the preferred. The predicted values have not been realized. Indeed, many of the industrials that were seized with avidity when first Issued are now neglected and have fallen to low figures. The excessive bonuses of common stock given to hold ers of "senior" securities seem to have weighed down the whole list. From Use point of view of the underwriter, the profit on the various consolidations, as measured by present prices. Is mod erate. In most cases the common stock has to be added to the preferred to make the latter worth par. Often the profit is no more than would have been got out of old-fashioned Investments. In some cases there are severe losses. All this in good times when demand ex ceeds supply. When the present wave of prosperity ebbs and manufacturers have to scramble for business at re duced prices. Industrial stocks will, it is thought, fore badly. "It Is the opin ion of some financiers," says the Jour nal, "that when this test Is applied the task of reorganization which has only recently been completed on an enor mous scale In the railroad properties of the country will have to be repeated In the new industrials.' " TRUSTS. Such consideration of any public question as proceeds upon an unreason ing and undlscrimlnating wholesale de nunciation adds nothing to the sum of human knowledge or to clearer appre hension of political ways and means. The man who merely proposes to ride up against all trusts promiscuously, like Don Quixote against the wind mills, not only falls In intelligent com prehension of his task, but stands in danger of doing more harm than good through his blundering warfare. This Is the unreasoning and undlscrimlnat ing campaign made against the trusts by Mr. Bryan. Little if anything good can be said for the trusts, but they must be under stood If they are to be Intelligently re sisted. The error of Bryan Is quite equaled by the error of some trust de fenders In their endeavor to differen tiate good trusts from bad trusts. This Is an Impossible division: but a correct classification is possible by setting on one hand the operations of the trusts that are legitimate and those opera tions that are illegitimate. Some things the trusts do cannot be successfully attacked either by natural law or stat utory law. A man has a right, for ex ample, to sell his property or put an option on it; and the promoter has a right to what profit he can make on the successful enlistment of capital In his undertaken task. A firm has a right also to discharge unnecessary employes and to adopt other measures of econ omy. An Individual, partnership or corporation has the right to raise or lower the prices at which it will part with Its goods. These are rights which every man reserves to himself. If these were all the acts of the trusts, their menace would be slight. It Is when the trusts are permitted to exercise undue powers and practice abuses that they become dangerous. "When their acquisitions of competing plants are merged Into a monopoly, the situation becomes one of grave antag onism to public policy. When they are enabled by a tariff to monopolize the home market, the tariff Is accessory to a crying Injustice to the whole body of domestic consumers. When they com bine with railroads to exert arbitrary and unjust pressure on Independent firms so as to crush competition, they become amenable to discipline. When their stocks are overcapitalized to a point that amounts to swindling, dras tic measures must be Invoked by com mercial organizations or by lawmakers and courts. With these considerations In mind we can see how senseless and puerile Is bombastic denunciation of a trust simply because It Is a trust, without examination into the precise nature of Its abuses or accurate adaptation of partlcularjneans to special ends. We shall see. "also. If we look a little far ther, that most of these abuses. If not all of them, are proper objects of eradi cation, whether they are perpetrated by individuals, partnerships, ordinary cor porations or trusts. If the Standard Oil Company should be all owned by the Rockefellers. Its cruel war on Independ ent competitors would be Just as iniqui tous as If carried on by a so-called trust. If the sugar trust should become the exclusive, property of Henry O. Havemeyer, Its nefarious operations would In no degree be condoned. If Mr. Carnegie were in himself the com bined Iron and steel Interests of the country, or Mr. Hanna the sole pos sessor of our subsidy-seeking shipown ers, the fact that the trust organiza tion had been rendered unnecessary would In no sense alter the distrustful and anxious feeling with which those aggregations of capital are Justly re garded by the public The reassuring thing most noticeable at present In connection with the trusts Is the fact that many of their abuses are pretty certain to be reached effect ively by natural law. This' does not relieve the lawmakers and courts of responsibility hut only goes to show that their work may be easier than has been feared. For example, the discov ery that the earnings of promoters of these industrial combinations are un certain and small at best will inevi tably tend to discourage their activity. The manifest necessity for a period of reorganization of the trusts, by which capital will be wiped out. Just as capital has Been wiped out In railway reor ganizations, will check Investment on the part of owners and custodians of capital. Disasters to trust stocks will Incite exchanges, banks, etc., to exer cise closer scrutiny over the paper of trusts and greatly circumscribe the field of their operations. While the lawmakers and courts are getting ready to protect the unwary investor, the in vestor himself will get his fingers burned and through caution provide his own protection. We see, too, as with the flour and sugar trusts, that inordinate profits of trusts are certain to attract competitive capital into their field In volume great enough to compel reduction of prices "and division of trade. The same difficulty appears to greater or less extent In the mischiev ous conspiracies made by trusts with railroads to crush out small shippers. The Independent road and the Inde pendent factory are elements that must be reckoned with, and upon occasion will Inevitably Interfere with the plans of monopoly. Tet with due allowance for all these correctives of natural laws, the duty of lawmakers and courts Is imperative and plain. The rights of the public as consumers before the law are estab lished In precedent and tradition so that they can never be abrogated. Govern ment's undertaking In these matters Is more likely to be Increased than dimin ished. Monopolies and all combinations In restraint of trade are certain to be reached through law at the Imperative demand of public opinion. The Im mense fabric of railway restrictive leg islation ln the United States Is certain to be paralleled In the near future by an equal antl-trust or anti-monopoly code, made up of State or Federal Con stitutional enactments, statutes and court decisions. Meanwhile, the one absolutely Inexcusable dereliction of Government Is perpetuation of laws di rectly calculated to foster monopolistic and predatory combinations. Chief of such abuses Is a protective tariff on all giant manufacturing enterprises that are abundantly able to stand alone. WITHOUT HISTORICAL, PRECEDENT. , The simplicity of Admiral Dewey In offering himself to the country as can didate for President, without party and without principles beyond the vague assurance that his platform Is the American flag. Is utterly without his torical precedent In American politics. General Jackson had been sent to the United States Senate before he became a soldier. He "was more a popular idol of the masses of the West and South than he was a soldier; a man sure to be an extraordinary political force In his day and generation, whether In war or peace. So far from manufacturing or forcing a political opportunity for himself, Jackson was as much lifted up by the people and borne Into the White House as Grant was. In a far less de gree General Harrison was a genuine political force In the Middle West; nevertheless, he was already the party leader of his section as early as 1S3G. when he obtained seventy-seven elec toral votes. General Taylor was In no sense a self-nominated man. Thurlow Weed saw that Taylor's military suc cess would make him a popular political force nlth the North, white his posi tion as a Louisiana slaveholder would command the confidence of the South Weed sounded Taylor on the subject before he returned" from Mexico, and tried to place Seward on the same ticket as Vice-President, but the South shrewdly preferred Fillmore. Weed did not misjudge his man, for Taylor made a good President: far better than Fill more, who succeeded to the vacancy caused by Taylor's untimely death In office. General Hancock was In no sense a self-nominated candidate for office. He stood for a genuine political force, and was a very formidable candidate, who was only beaten through the loss of New York, where he obtained but luke warm support from John Kelly, the leader of the Tammany Hall Democ racy. Hancock, like Clay In 1844, lost New York and the election through dis sensions In the ranks of his own party. The view that Hancock was as simple minded and artless as Dewey, because he spoke of the tariff as a local ques tion. Is not Just, for In his day the tariff had always been treated practically In every state as "a local question" In the sense that In every state the tariff was discussed In the light of the local In terests of Its people. Hancock remem bered that the Democratic candidate, James K. Polk, obtained the 'vote of Pennsylvania, a strong protection state. In 1844, by pretending to favor the re tention of the Whig high protective tariff of 1842. Hancock clearly meant to say that practically the tariff was argued In every state as "a local ques. tlon." and he was right. As late as 1892, when Cleveland was elected on the platform of a tariff for revenue only, the promise of the platform was broken by the efforts of the Democrats repre senting high protection states. Gen eral Hancock was no political Igno ramus; nor was he silly and weak enough to offer himself as a candidate through the public press. In the case of Taylor, Scott and Hancock, nomina tion through the deliberate action of a great political party came to these mili tary men, and It Is historical lnjustlc to compare their dignified action In ac cepting the gift of a great party with the extraordinary conduct of Dewey In announcing his readiness to be a can didate If the people wanted him. The truth is that Admiral Dewey ceased to be a potential political force very soon after his return from Manila, and his childish efforts to place himself In the list of probable Presidential can didates by his own personal announce ment that he was willing to be Presi dent on the ground that he felt entirely equal to a position that required no superior brains for the discharge of It duties, Is worthy of an Inmate of an asylum for 'the harmless Insane. To compare a man guilty of such political fatuity with Taylor, Scott or Hancock 1b to insult the memory of distinguished soldiers, who had good sense and per sonal dignity enough not to behave like a girl when she is described as "throw ing her head" at a man not only before he has asked her, but before he has shown the slightest preference for her society. As an act of personal weak ness and political Imbecility, the action of Admiral Dewey Is without precedent In the annals of the country. The painfull part of the whole business Is that the historical fame'of Dewey can not fall to be something obscured by this latest performance of the Admiral, and wp shall begin to believe that the English naval critics are right when they Insist that the victory of Manila Bay was not a battle, but an execution. It will never be quite so easy again to think of Admiral Dewey as a naval hero of superior quality. Strong men have often been men of great moral and Intellectual limitations, but It Is hard to think of a really strong man being so supremely silly. In his conduct as Admiral Dewey. Creature courage in battle Antony had, but your trui hero Is of the quality' of Hector, who never suffered his love for Andromache to make an ass of him before the state. Dewey Is the Humpty Dumpty of American heroes. The frail egg of his reputation has had a bad fall from the top of the wall of public eminence, and Is broken beyond restoration to Its for mer shape and position. Fifty years ago scarcely 100.0C0 Chi nese were living outside their own country. Thirty years ago Chinese emigration was estimated at 2,500.000, and ten years ago the number of Chi nese living outside their own country had increased to 6,000,000, and today It Is estimated that 10,000,000 Chinese are now living In other countries, over nine tenths of them In Asiatic countries. Wherever they go In Asia they are so superior to the natives Jn energy. In dustry and business faculty that they are absorbing a great deal of the retail and other trade of South Asia, as far west as Calcutta. They have created the prosperity of Singapore, o.wn two thirds of the real estate In that city, and provide some of the members of the Legislative Council of this British governed settlement. Most of the coast trade from China to Burmah is in. the hands of Chinese Immigrants, who form three-fifths of the popula tion ct Bangkok, the capital of Slam; comprise most of the artisans of Java, are prominent as retail merchants In the Philippines, 20,000 of them living In Manila. The Chinese are the lead ing commercial class in French Cochln Chl&a, and are found In large numbers In the coast towns, of Burmah, There are thousands of Chinese In Calcutta. where the shoemaklng and carpenter trades are monopolized try them. The Chinese are, next to the Japanese, the most energetic and enlightened of the Asiatic races and are really a better and more solid people in native busi ness ability than the Japanese. The Japanese" are warlike, while the Chinese have been educated to value peace and despise the arts of war. If the Chi nese were a warlike as well as a com mercial people, they would easily be come the greatest people In all Asia. Best service Is had from our mem bers of Congress by keeping, them in the position till they have had oppor tunity to get acquainted with their du ties and to learn the methods of their work- There Is reason for the suppo sition that a Representative may be able to do better in his second than In hla first term: and then, if he begins to show a real adaptability, he ought to be continued term after term. The renomlnation of Moody now follows the renomlnatlon of Tongue. It is attrib ute of the faith of the people In these Representatives, as well as recognition of the fact that the policy of electing the Representative for one term only Is not the wise one for the district or state. " Wool Is the one product of Oregon whose price is enhanced by protection. There Is nothing in protection of hops, lumber, wheat or meats, because we export all these in great quantities to foreign markets. The question- Is whether the commercial restrictions of innnnumhla Vlnrls tn which We are subject through the .protective system as -.. . VlevK o ao not ODiige us o vy i" -price for the protection of the single commodity of wool. And, if the pro- Mit" ovatom 1x trnlntr tn Ctlt off OUT expectation of trade with the Philip pine Islands, as It will n Kept in iun.o, are we to give up expansion or protec tion? . It was not the purpose of the Statt T?onhiifnn rvnvntinn to declare fot construction of an lnter-oceanlc canal at the "Isthmus of Panama," but at the "Isthmus." THe Oregonlan has It upon authority of the framer of the canat resolution that the apparent aesigna iinn nf a Tinrtictilnr route was a clerical Inadvertence. The Republican party ol Oregon Is entirely content inai ow canal should be through Nicaragua or through Panama. The vital thing Is to hntr n. ranal bisecting the Isthmus. Engineers, and not politicians, may se lect the location. Next Tuesday Louisiana will hold it first election for Governor under the new Constitution. The suffrage clause of that Constitution requires v,o in nrdpr to vote, a man must be able' to read and write, or pay taxes on $200 worth of property, or De a ae scendant of a man who voted before the war for the Union- These restrictions will disfranchise a large majority of the colored voters, while leaving the white vote practically Intact, Webster Davis, the pro-Boer enthusi ast who has recently resigned from the intoHnr Tpnartment. Is described as an orator of the roof-ralslng sort. The Springfield Republican says mat. nis resignation from the Interior Department- Is understood to be welcome both to Secretary Hitchcock and Pension Commissioner Evans, with the latter of whom he has been In sharp collision In an effort to appear as the special friend of the old soldiers. President McKInley Is a very dull scholar, but he will leam after a while who the representatives of party power In Oregon are. The Boers have sent out an urgent roll for assistance. Will not Judge .O'Day and Mr. D'Arcy kindly enlist at once? The Censor Held Up to Scorn. New York Timca. Away back In December last, the Times had occasion to send to one of its corre spondents In South Africa a letter of a few lines in regard to his work. It was a very simple and Innocent letter, beginning with a little praise of articles already received, continuing with a request that the correepondent would avol the use of abbreviations In his "copy" and date It carefully, and ending with a gentle hint that a good many features of the war were covered by the cable dispatches, and that mall adWces that would supplement these without duplicating them would ba most available. The letter contained ab solutely nothing else no Information that could be of the slightest aid or Injury to either of the contesting armies, no In citement o the discovery and revelation of military secrets, and. above all, no Intimation that wo wanted anything In the World except accurate and legitimate news. And yet that harmless communi cation haa Just come back to us marked on Its face "Stopped by censors-return to sender." and pasted over one end, which had been opened, was a slip of pink paper, bearing the English arms, flanked by the Initials "V." and "R." and be neath them, in staring type, the inscrip tion, "Opened under martial law." Now we art not going to got at all excited over this curious episode, and we do not expect the authorities at Washington to scream angry threats as to the terrible things they will do If the English Gov ernment doesn't Instantly and abjectly apologize for interfering with our mall. We do not even pretend that It made any particular difference to us whether this particular letter reached Its destination or not. We only hope that our narration ot the facts may reach the eyes of certain powerful persons In London, and. by re vealing to them that some of their under lines arc acting In a very stupid manner, lead to the Issuance of orders that will In turn result In the exercise of some sort of common senso by the South African censors. If they deem It necessary to stop all outsldo communication with that pari of the world for a while, well and good, but so long as anything paeses, letters like ours should be allowed to do to. We may mention that It Is the man at Durban who seems to bo making all the unnecessary trouble. "Snplio" on the Stage Acnln. i New York Tribune, April S. After the late unpleasantness. Mint Olga Kethersole and her company" resumed their performances of "Sapho" at Wallack'a Theater'last night. There were as many people who attended outside the theater as there were Inside. What satisfaction tho crowds find In standing on the other sldo of the street and watching the doors of the theater whore "Sapho" Is played Is not altogether easy to see. but there they stand, and as long as they like It. It would be cruel to deprive them of eo Innocent and so Inexpensive an enjoyment. There were also as many people Inside the the ater as could get In. Mtss Kethersole and h'er leading man, Mr. Revelle, were enthusiastically applauded when they ap peared. Miss Nethenole made a epecch. In which she expressed her thaska to all who had extended their kindness and sym pathy to her In the late unpleasantness. Toothful Classification. New York Commercial Advertlsor. In this household, the true and only Vermont maple syrup has never lost Its sweetness, and several times a week trots the-head of the table paterfamlllaai pcur out Judiciously measured quantities of It on the plates of his children. To give piquancy to the ceremony, he always x plains that this time he la going to give Bob an ostrich and Vaxle an antelope, with something else? from the nursery books for Teddy. On day the latter small philosopher was seen to retrard the various plates for a coneiderable apace of tuna In silence, "What Is It. Edwardr' hK mother asked, "Nuffln." replied the hopeful. 'T'was Just flnkln' that me an' Bob an' Mazte alius seems to get birds an' snakes an' flnga wis skinny legs, but pop he generally gets a cVphant or a hlpperpoiamut." ORIGIN OF STREET SAVES. Hidden Slernllleaince In the Titles ot Ke-w York Thorough fares. Before men realized tho expediency of numbering streets and avenues, the thor oughfares of a great city were christened like children, by those among whom they were born, and named for some popular Idol. Occasionally, however, there Is a hidden significance, and, perhaps, an In. tercstlng story, in the title of a street, which tends to prove that, after all, there may be something In a name, says th New Tork Mall and Express. The highest point on Cherry street was at one time the scene of a pleasure gar den, established by Richard Sackett, an Englishman. In 1670. It was called Cherry Garden, because of a fine orchard of cherry trees which It contained. The original road leading to the garden was on the line of tho present Cherry street, and irom mis lact tne latter took Its name. Morris street, called Beaver lape until ZSS. was named In honor of Robert Mor ris, to whom General Washington was ai deeply Indebted fdr funds with which to buy supplies for the Continental armies during the Revolutionary War. The word bouwerle In Dutch means a bower. Chatham square, tn the days ot the original settlers, was a fenced Ire closure for safeguarding cattle against th marauding Indians. A path, which In after years became a highway, led from the Inclosure to the outlying bouwerlcs, and was given the name of BouwerI lane. It was changed In after years to suit the English tongue, and called Bow ery road, and, finally. In 1S07. when th former lane began to assume the dignity of a city thoroughfare, the "road" was dropped and it became simply "The Bow ery." Greenwich' street followed the old road that led from Greenwich village to tba city, and hence Its name. Liberty street was known as Crown street before the revolution. The change of name was due to the antl-Brltlsh senti ment that obtained after the colonies be came a distinct government. In 1822, when the terrible yellow fever epidemic, which resulted In so many deaths, raged In the lower part of Man hattan, there was a great exodus to tht healthier section west of Broadway, then known as Greenwich Village. At that time the present Banks street was a country lane. It took Its present nams from the fact that the large banks which had moved from the eastern side of Broad way during the epidemic opened their doors on cither side of It. Stone street was the flrrt street In New York City paved with cobble stones: hence Its name. The paving was done la the year 1C57. Previously the thoroughfare had been known as Brouwer street Exchange place took Its name from the Merchants' Exchange, the present Cus-tom-House, which was completed In 1S27. When war broke out between England and Holland In 1653, Governor Peter Stuy vesant built a fence along the present line of Wall street to form a barrier, in closing the city. It was 12 feet high, con structed of wood, with a sloping breast work Inside. The fence was removed In 1699, and thereafter Its site was called Wall street. William street was first known as Horse and Cart street- It was named for King William. The name of Water street was evidently taken from Its proximity to the North Rtver. South street also got Its name from Its locality. Maiden lane was at once time a narrow stream of water, where the women took their clothing to wash -it. The pathway along which they walked on the way t the stream became known as the Virgin's Path, and later was called by Its present name, Piatt street was called after Jacob S. Piatt, who owned a great tract of land and opened the street for his accommoda. tlon in 1851. John street was named for John IIar pendlngh, who owned most of the proper ty thereabouts. Park row was for many years called Chatham street In honor of William Pitt, Earl of Chatham. The Board ot Alder, men. for some Inconceivable reason, changed the name to Park row In 1SS6. Many other streets In what were form erly New Amsterdam and Greenwich Vil lage have titular significance, but the oc casions ot their christenings have been hidden by the years. i i Independent Spirit. Indianapolis Press. Heldbound What! Do you mean to tell me you are going to vote the other ticket thla year? Are you going to be branded as a traitor to your party? Fikkelmlnd Say. I changed my grocer last week. Am I now branded as a traitor to the old grocer? - The Cause. Atchison (Kan.) Globo. An Atchison woman who does all the housework for a family of five, and who n ntirtv nrmut once a month, has broken down In health, arid the church people say that she win never get wra until she retires from society. a If Eve-.. Detroit Free Press. Poor Poet If ever I get famous I wonder what will be the first thing to happen. Poor Poet's Wife I know; all the mag azine editors that have abused you will hop up and claim that they discovered you. hi f Fate's WhlrltRlfC. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "The original Ferris wheel Is to be sold for Junk." "That's a queer turn. Isn't It?" i i In the Sllddle of the Itoad. Ilolman F. Day la Lewlston (Me.) Journal. O. the sluldln's settln' rasseJ and lfa dodgs and skip and skive. Till It'a Jest an aervatlon for to try to atait and drive. Fust to this side, then to t'other her soma Ice and there soma snos Just contlnyal see and holler; fust "Qlddap." and then It's "Whoa," Takes half a day to fit theTe, round by tray o' Robin Hood. Like aa not ye'H bust your rlcsln haulln' out your bay and wood; , Taln't no way o' doln' bus'ness; 'tatn't no way to haul a load Ton must do your hefty haulla In th mlddls ot the road. If ye want to keep a-hoeln' Better wait for settled coin'. For twice tho heft soes easy In the middle of the road. O. In dealln's with your neighbor's brother, sure's you are alive. It's better to go straight ahead and never skip and skive. For the man who keepa a-dodgin' hack and forth across the way Like enough will and his outfit in the gutter. stuck to star. Till tho road Is clear and settled, till with can dor In your heart Tou can see your way before you, fuess ye hadn't better start: For to set there square and easy, and to lug your honest load. You'll find It'a best to travel In the middle of the road Bo'a to makean honest showln' Better wait for settled goln. Then. 8'r, hustle brisk and stlddy In the mid dle ct ths road. GOSSIP OF THr NATIONAL CAPITAL WASHINGTON. April 9. As tho elec tion of delegates to the Philadelphia con vention progresses It Is observed that tbe Administration ,men who will be conduct ing that gathering, will face quite a seri ous problem In the settlement of contests from the South. Already the various fac tions In the Southern States are rowing with one another, and double-beaded dele gations are coming from, various states and districts. There probably will not be as many contests as In 1896, but thero Is likely to be more trouble In the settlement of them. Anyone who knew the 'situation In 1S96, and who recollects what transpired before the national committee, and before the convention, will remember that these contests were settled on the question as to whether the contestants were for or against McKInley. The national commit tee was fixed up for McKInley early in the fight, and when the contested cases were heanl. the committer found out which sldo they were on by the attorneys representing them, there being some Ohio men who had all the cases In charge for McKInley. Sometimes the opposing dele gation would be for Allison, for Reed or Morton, Irtl when the committee voted It was always found that the opposing delegation was thrown out, and the Mc KInley delegation scared. The national convention wholly under the control of tho McKInley delegates ratified the action of the national committee without going into the merits ot the case at all. Now each of the delegates that come up from tho South will be slmon pure McKInley men. Each will be shouting as being the original McKInleyltes of the South, and entitled to the protection ot tho friends ot the Administration, who will be running the convention. It will take some troublo to decide between these various factions. The "Won't Play" Doya or the Senate. Referring to the manner in which tho Senato treated Beverldge on the occasion of hla speech, and the evident determina tion to continue that sort of treatment until Beverldge bos been disciplined, one of the older members remarked: "The Senate has' a way of sitting down on a man It doesn't like. Tho Senators can treat him well personally, and he Is shown the usual conslderatlou m nearly every matter, but there are a dozen little ways In which the Senate can ignore and turn the Senator down, which will make him feel It, no matter how thick may be his skin, or how determined he may be to moke his standing before the Senate and the people assured." While the Ssnate may sit down on Beverldge. yet It hap pens that he will attract a large crowd whenever he talks, and he can always secure galleries. If he cannot get atten tion on tho floor of the Senate. It Is very galling to a Senator with a reputation as an orator to talk to empty benche?. but he Is sure to find them waiting him If he becomes as prominent early In the session, as Senator Beverldge has. Bev erldgo would havo done much better had he stuck to the pl.ra he started out on In tho first place, but he was whipped in the samo as some of the other Senators, who believe In the principle of free trade, save In his case he made a great todo about his desire to save the Republican party In Indiana, and for a time he was the active leader against the Puerto Rican tariff. Pension for Colonel Hobart. A bill giving $36 monthly as a pension has been passed In the Senate on behalf of 'Ccionel Charics W. Hobart, of Tacoma. Colonel Hobart claims the honor of having published tho first Republican newspaper In the country. He has been active hi poll tics for half a century and for many years refused to ask for a pension. Of late, however, his health has broken and he Is .in a very deplorable condition physically. A large number ot his old political friends In the State of Washington have Interested themselves in his case and Senator Foster gave the mat ter of securing special legislation much attention In the Senate pension commit tee. Colonel Hobart has participated In many Republican conventions In the State of Washington and for a long time was secretary of tho Historical Society of that state. After the "War Department. Senator Turner, of Washington, evi dently "has It In" for the War Depart ment. His resolution relative to mining oft" Cape Nome created a great stir, and it Is believed caused some little uneasi ness In some, quarters. The only good feature was that It brought before the public the stand of the department In that matter, and showed JUst what had been done. But In other respects the Sen ator has been stirring up the department. Along towards the first of the session. It will be recalled, he introduced a bill to-pay all the volunteers who had served In the Philippines beyond the term ot, their enlistment a sum equal to the travel pay and commutation ot rations from Manila to San Francisco. This was a graceful compliment to the volunteers, and might perhaps have had the support of many members of Congress. But In the face of the coming Presidential elec tion It was hardly to be expected that any appropriation of the size required by this bill would be authorized. When adverse action was taken on this bill. Senator1 Turner Introduced a resolu tion calling on the War Department to furnish a statement showing the amount paid for actual traveling expenses and subsistence and the names of the recip ients thereof, and tho amount, if any. paid as bounty or reward for re-enllst-ments In the Phlllpplno- Islands. Just what he hoped to gain by having this Information can hardly be surmised, but In face of the fact that the Senator an nounces that the Wsr Department Is more or less "rotten." It Is wondered why he wanted this Information. As a matter of fact, this last request was out of all bounds of reason, as to furnish thoso facts would require the work of 10 clerks for some months, as that force would be the largest that could be ad vantageously employed on such work. It would also require tho return to the Wnr Department of numerous papers and accounts that have been filed In ths Treasury Department. Tho Paymaster General said that he thought the re quest might be granted by the Treasury officials, but the work Involved would be so great that the results would not Justify: Cona-reasmen Seek Quid Pro Quo. "I think it la about time I should cash In my vote on the Puerto Rican tariff bill, and get something done for the free homes bill." said a member from one of the Northwestern states. He has a very large ceded Indian reservation In his state, upon which many settlers have gone, and they have been hanging on for a number of years, hoping that Con gress will finally make homesteads free and save them from paying J2 SO per acre, which the Government paid the Indiana for the ands. Some one remarked to this member that the free homes bill would come up all In good time. "Yes," said be. "that may be so, but what good will It do me If my convention turns me down, when the passage of this bill would save me?" Quite a number of men who put their heads into the lion's mouth by voting for the Puerto Rican bill are now asking the Speaker and the com mitter on rules, composed of Henderson. Payne and Dalzell, the men wbo are responsible for the Puerto Rican. bill, to give them recognition, and to give them a show with some of the legislation that their states want, in order to offset the effect their votes have created "In their districts. Whether Henderson will do so or not Is hard to say. He Is Just as obstinate as Reed when he gets started, and there Is a decided Inclination among many of his close advisors to prevent the passage of the tree homes bill at this session, although they recognize beyond all question that It has a very large ma jority In the House and will pass a soon as it is caiiea up. NOTE AND COMMENT. The Democratic Senators in Kentucky will not wear any Taylor-made togas. Wa will not be able to call It a free-for-all Presidential race till Pennoyer get Into It. McKInley took care that the only wit nesses to his signing the Puerto Rico bill were confidential friends. The Silver Republicans didn't have any row over choice of delegates to the Na tional convention. They were all elected. An Ohio woman dropped dead while playing a cabinet organ. The mortality In cases of this kind la usually confined to the listeners. Kansas City needn't be In such a hurry about that convention hall. Bryan'a chances will be Just as good If he ls.nom- lnated In a tent. The sword is not sufficiently effectlv for the Empress Dowager of China, 6ho needs a self-binding harvester to mow down her victims. Kipling will have to do better than ho has done lately If he wants to get the Job of writing campaign songs for tho American parties this year. An Eastern poet has Inherited a-fortune. He will probably buy some of the maga zines to which he has been trying to contribute, and discharge the editors. Tho huge sandstone nodule, weighing 600 pounds, which L. L. Hawkins lately placed In the City Museum, Is not so lonesome as it was. for there is now a baby nodule there, which looka as much like the old one as one pea looks like another. Whether there will be any more or not remains to be seen, but if tho little one is to be raised and grow to the size of the old one, some one will 'have to provide a nursing bottle and a supply of sand, or whatever food nodules live on. Some of ex-Secrotary Bliss' most Inti mate friends deny that ho seeks the Re publican nomination for Vice-Presldeht, His disinclination to accept such an honor Is based on the same reasons which led him to resign his seat in tho cabinet. Mr. 'Bliss Is well along in years, his wife Is an Invalid and his daughter has no relish for life at the National capital. Moreover. his large business connections require that he pass a great part of his time in New York City. It Is announced that James M. Arnold. who served as a Colonel In the Confeder ate Army. Is to be Initiated as an asso ciate member of Noyes-McCoolc Post, G A. R,, of Cincinnati. This Is a decided Innovation. It has been many tlme3 ob jected that so strict were the regulations of the Grand Army that men who had been conscripted Into the Confederate service, escaped from it. Jo'ned the Union Army and fousht faithfully, were refused admission to the G. A. R. on account of their involuntary Confederate servlc?. Tha case of Colonel Arnold, who was a Con federate soldier throuRhout. rliing from a noncommissioned offlccr to a Colon-!, shows a considerable relaxation of condi tions, and all men who s'rvsd In tho United States vo'unt'-e:s shou'd certainly be admitted, even if they had at soma period borne arms for the Confederacy. Coranlaints are numerous in regard to bicyclists riding on the sidewalks in the evenings without lamps or bells. Some pedestrians, however, say they would rather take their chancea of beln run over than be annoyed b the whistling and ringing of bells by bicyclists coming up behind them. Of course, the majority of wheelmen are sensible persons, and have some respect for thi rights ot oth ers, but there are a few hoodlums and messenger boys who appear to thmk that they have the right of way on the side walk, and that when they whistle or ring a bell every one mut Jump to get out of their way. One of these nuisances under took the other day to crowd a Govern ment official off a crossing, and was promptly and properly knocked oft his wheel. He was Inclined to assert his right to the road, but. seeing that he was likely to get a thumping, acknowledged that he was In the wrong, and promised to do bet ter for the future. All decent bicyclists are as much delighted as pedestrians to seo such Impudent hoodlums chastised. The Irish to Their Qneen. "An Irishman" in London Chronicle. Och! Is it thruth tls-yTe tetlin usl Tho news Is Roln' round. That It's yourself wtll see again, yourself oa Irish ground! Long years ago we welcomed you. when Ul was near the start When health and strength wero la your step an' Joy was In your hoart. An' now hen years an" throuble lay their load upon your hefed. Think not there's ca.use to be afearrf your welcome will be dead. There's ne'er a wan would wish to lift a linger to your hurt. There's ne'er a wan would dlp.a quill toisplat- ther you with dirt. In this dMhressMl country, shore, the maa was nlver seen Would, vex a woman on In years, a. woman an' a queen. Had we hoult of that maao scut that ple- thureC you with scorn. It's proud we'd be to make him rue the day that he was born. He'd nher draw another slur, nor ate aaothez frog. He'd wake to find himself one day wea drowned in a bog. We thank you for the kind, soft worda toboys beyond thr foam: The craythurs will be plased to know we'rs proud of them at home. They'll sport the shamrock In their caps, by order of the Queen. An' proudly play on Pathrlck's day "The Wearln' of the Green." They bore the brunt, they tuk the front (thelt mate an" drink a row). But troth wo're feared that. If theyre.SFared. consate will kill them now. . i The Ideal Xevrapaper. London Punch. (Mr. Charles 31. Sheldon was entrusted with the editorship of the Topeka Dally Chronicle for a week. He was to edit It entirely accord Ins to his own Ideas. The experiment has proved an unmitigated fiasco. Dally Paper.) When I took the Press, as a mlddle-aced man. (Said I to Ri) self said I.) Til work on a new and original plan. (Said I to myself said I.) I'll cut out the columns ot crime and divorce, I never will mention the name of a horse. And the betting we'll stop as a matter of course, (Said I to myself said I!) Then politics, too. are ephemeral things. (Said I to myself said L) And so are the doings of Qjeens and Klng3, (Said I to myself said L) And war Is so wicked that I will refuse To print In my paper who win and who lose In short. I'll abolish all manner of news, (Said I to myselt-sald II) But I'll till up my columns with temperance facts, (Said I to royself-ald I.) And temperance meetings and temperance tracts, (Said I to myselt-sald L) And, as for my leaders, no grave D. D. Can write better sermons, as you will agree, IVhlle In each little par. lot a text then shall be, (Said I to mystlf-eald It) ,j-t, t: . JK -,- .t-tfi-r jSJ-4L'fa'.J'J-3 -.- Vi jib! - HJiA-fM &zim&i.'m&kAL,