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PORTLAND NEW AGE
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Spring Medicine
The best is Hood's Sarsaparilla. It
is the best because it does the most good,
While it makes the blood pure, freih
and lively, it tones the stomach to bet.
tcr digestion, creates an appetite, stimu
lates the kidneys and liver, gives nqw
brain, nerve and digestive strength.
An uncqualcd list of cures 40,366 tes
timonials in two years proves its merit.
ofirBatnbB "or thote who profor mpcllclne
In ultlot form, llmxl't 8sripiirllln Ii now put up
is jfcoeol'UcJ tnl.lct-. er.'.iti sarsntMia, m well 5
S9SSSSSU3-
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SaW2laWme w ft-A
SasSmT'tSjKaW '
SlBivil .'YJt'i'SaBal
SsjBJjfvention
ssseessoawew i ii 3 -e , eaasssswJ
harpf
in Itia initial llntilil ffiffti HnmntAti hnn liinntl
rally tlifl mum curitlvo proportion nn the liquid
1 w
In.. Ak.-j.l.e.i oonH.
' no Ion liy evAporntlon. iirflAK
Mrs. J,
Mtii,i s
known
form, iioildm ar'tirac lit
nmr. thprit liAlntf no Inn
are, or leakage. Hold by tlrtigitliitnorsent by mull.
U.I Hood Co , liowsll, .Man.
Guauanteei) undur tlio Food nnd Drugs Act, Juno 30, 1006
F, Oes. 50 (louM Rtreat, Htnnelism,
hard rercr
ror.mtflni
ral ti iifiil luif I df i IImihI
srrnfula, enema i lmi no kjbbI Hi a bcM'
spring inndl'lno. It sirs m KcHHIHH MWsfao'
tfon to lay tlili."
No. 324.
,. (iri "InSJyonrbVp;rI8aI
irn Iinnd'a HArinfintl) h fill.
humoMnnd as n gontrallilirftil lillfllli
Cnnn 1'urpoacs.
Mnrnhnll Wilder IoIIm of an elderly
Indy In Coliora, who, besides her denf
nous, experienced much troublo with
fa I no teeth. Consequently bIkj was
illnposed to rofjnrd this world ns n
vnle of tears. A neighbor, passing her
lioiiso one ilny, beheld the Indy sitting
at the window, wearing an expression
of more than usual gloom. Thinking to
cheer the unfortunnto one, tlio good
marled neighbor Hcrcatucd at tho top
of her olce:
"(2ood morning, Mrs. II lank. Fine
weather wo'ro having."
"Yes," replied tho elderly Indy, "but
f can't cat with 'em ylt."
Ncmtaprr NlrUnninre In I.onilon.
Judge Itcntoul'd reference on tho
bench to the Times as tho "Thunderer"
reminds us how remarkably this nick
name ling persisted. The Morning Tost
Is no longer "Jenmes"; tho Standard
hns not been "Mrs. Gamp" since the de
cease of tho Morning Herald the "Mr.
Harris" to whom it would allude ruiein
Independent authority. Hut tho Times
Is still the "Thunderer." It owes that
unnio to Capt. Hdward Sterling, who
Is said to have begun n Times' article
with tho words: "We thundered forth
the other day nn article on the Bubject
of social and political reform." Lon
don Dally Chronicle.
Good returns como from the United
States government's search for valua
ble foodstuffs. Macaroni wheat, Im
ported from Prussia at a cent of $10,
000, annually ylolds $10,000,000. Sor
ghum was brought from China In 1801
ut a cost of $2,000. Tho nation's
j source of Income from Uiat crop Is $10,-
000,000 annually.
Astronomers long ago came to tho
conclusion that the moon's surface Is
very hot during the height of tho lunar
day, which lasts two weeks, nnd very
cold during tho lunnr night, which Is
equally long. These extremes of tem
perature reach their height at the lunar
noon and midnight nnd nro grcntcr
thnn any natural temperatures on the
earth.
Twenty years' observation of phthisis
otor a district In Dartmoor and North
Devon, Englnnd, has convinced Investl
gators that populations exposed to
Htrong provnlent rainy winds have a
higher death rnto from consumption
thnn populations sheltered from them.
Tho Unfortnnntes.
The winds that cannot hear the
they piny
Are denf Ilecthovens of the solitude;
The flowers that make us happy nil the
day,
These nrc the sightless Ml I tons of the
wood I Smart Set.
Shake Into Your Shoes
Allen's FooM-'nso. A powder. It makes tleht
or now shoes (eel easy. It Is a certain euro for
sweating, cfllloui and hot, tired, achlntf feet.
Bold by all Drucclsts. I'rleo 2."c. Trial pack
ago mailed Fltlfl!. Address Allen B. Olmsted,
Lcltoy, Now York.
Under Nimt Utiles.
"I don't know much nbout your Con
gressman's official record, but I hear he's
a finished parliamentarian."
"He Is now, jou betl He wns mnrrled
to Miss Strongmlnd n few das ago."
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
I'AZO OINTMENT Is RUarcnteod to euro any
catoof letting, blind, bleeding or protruding
piles In 0 to 14 days or money refunded.Wc.
One of the ISnrlr IfnaeMIers.
Aaron Burr was hunting for Ulennor
bassctt's Island.
"It's somowhere along here, I know,"
he muttered, consulting his mnp(ngaln.
Tying his skiff to a tree near the top
of a neighboring bluff be waited for tho
Ohio river to subside.
$100 Reward, $100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased tc
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
....-.. .... .... .!.! . ....... In alii.
The contrasts in the phthisis death rato JJ "? fit ZcX lull's catarrh
in tlie sheltered nna exposca parisncs , bi on tpo. -"": i' AV,"
iunuiv.ni iintvitiikji . - -
RHEUMATISM
CAN NOT BEt RUBBED AWAY
It la perfectly natural to nib the npot that hurts, nnd when the muscles
ncrve9, joints nnd bones nrc throbbing nnd twitching with the pains of
Miciitnntism the miffcrcr is not to turn to the liniment bottle, or some other
external application, in nu cllort to pet relief from the disease, by producing
counter-irritation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo
rarily, but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it
does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more
than Bkln deep it is rooted nnd grounded in the blood nnd can only be
reached by constitutional treatment IT CANNOT 1110 KUBBUD AWAY.
Itheumatism is due to nn excess of uric acid in the blood, brought nbout by
the accumulation in the ny.stcm of refuse matter which the natural avenues
of bodily waste, the Uowels nnd Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This
refuse matter, coming in contact with the different ncids of the body, forms
uric ncid which is absorbed into the blood nnd distributed to nil parts of the
body, nnd Itheumatism gets possession of the system. The nehes nnd pains
nre only nymptoms, nnd though they may be scattered or relieved for n time
by fiurfnee treatment, they will reappear nt the first exposure to cold or
dnnrpnesi, or nftcr nu nttnek of indigestion or other irregularity. Rhcutna
tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated
with irritating, pain-producing uric ncid poison. The disease will shift
from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, nettling on the nerves, causing
inflammation nnd swelling nnd such terrible pains that tho nervous system
is often shattered, the health undermined, nnd pcrhap3 the patient becomes
deformed and crippled for life. S. S. 8. thoroughly cleanses the blood nnd
renovates the circulation by neutralizing thcnclds nnd expelling nil foreign
matter from the syatcm. It wurms nnd invigorates the blood so that instead
ol n weak, sour stream, constantly deposit
ing ncrid nnd corrosive matter in the mus
cles, nerves, joints and bones, the body is fed
nnd nourished by rich, health-sustaining
blood which completely nnd permanently
cures Itheumatism. 3. S. S. is composed
PURELY VEGETABLE ,otu purifying nnd tonic properties
just what is needed in every case of Rheu
matism. It contains no potash, nlkall or other mineral ingredient, but is
made entirely of purifying, healing extracts nnd juices of roots, herbs nnd
bulks. If you arc suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable time
trying to nth u blood disease nwny, but begin the use of S. S. S. nnd write
m about your case nnd our physicians will give you nny information or
advice desired free of churgo nnd will send our special treatise on Rheumatism.
THE SWIFT' SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA.
nre very marked.
From the point of view of the cngl-
tlonal disease, requires a constitutional treat
mmit. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
acting directly upon the llocxl and mucous
A Distinction.
MA cook in ono respect U different
from nil human beings."
"Why bo?" ,
"IJccnuso she never wants any other
human help In her hour of luiend."
Baltimore American.
Only One "BROMO QUININE"
That Is I.AXATIVK DltOMO quinine. Blml
lrlr nnmrrl rpmprflea sometimes deceive.
i Tlio first and orlglnalCold Tablet Is a WHITK
l'AUKAUK Willi DiacK ami rea lettering, anu
bears the slguaturo of K. W. UKOVK. 25c.
Terror of the Air.
Wilfred Pa, a man who Is continually
on n ship Is called a sea dog, Isn't ho?
Gunbusta That's what they call him,
my boy.
Wilfred Well, If he's a sea dog, then
a man who Is continually on an airship
must be a skye terrier. Judge.
tlTO St. Vitns nance and all Nervous Diseases
Ti I O Permanently cured by Dr. Kllna'a Great
MrvS ileatorer. Bond for ntKK S2trlal boltU and
treatise. Ur. 11. 1L Kline, UL, Ul Arch UU, FhUa,l'a.
Another Ilecara.
Redd Sly chauffeur has made anoth
er record.
Greene Good I What Is It?
"Ho was the first ono to bo fined In
town In 1007." Yonkcrs Statesman.
Mothers will find Mn. WlnrioVs toothing
Byrup the best remedy to use (or their chlldron
during tho teething period.
The Foiy Wooer.
"Why tere you In such a hurry to pick
up my glove when I dropped It?"
"I thought there might be something in
it for me, some time." Cleveland Leader.
neer, ono or tho most Intcrostlnjr or furiacos oi mo i system, wiercuy "oj's "
...... ... . i ' foundation of tho dloao, ami giving the pa-
nil undertnklngs In tho way of tunnel- tiont strength by building up tho constitution
I, ..II. II., lu lm nnxtr rntltvnv fiinnnl tlfur klld MSlStlnK nature lU dulllg ItS WOrlC. ThC
...... .n, ....,, .......... VM....V. .,.. propritors havo so much faith In Its curative
pleted under tho Hudson river be- powers that they oiler one Hundred J'otJLsjre
ior any case inanwaiia to cure, oeuu nm
Addro?.UU r. J. CHENEY 4 CO.,Tolodo,X
Bold by druggists. 76c.
Hall's Faintly Tills are the best.
India's population It .'500,000,000 one
fifth of all the peoplo In tho world.
CURED OF GRAVEL.
SeSeS
Absolutely .tri'i-amrr. m'09 "O.C PI0) 1. Sv ),UU3 oqi U(1
CIiIchko JikIk'c Wult a minute. ) op o;.u jiioX 3 o) u uu jodoad
Vluro Is tho court Interpreter? . otix,, 'Juq moviiu oij ii.v uum oi) p
Attorney Tlio witness Is an Amerl- -uofoj 'ouiu oa no.C ojoi(.w s.iutj.t,,
enn, your Honor. Why Is It necessary ' ,,'JiosjnojC ) op oi s 'joqd
to have tho Interpreter? .-oionrnl uaoj3-,iiiioi a po(juiiiaj ,
ChlctiKO JudKO Uecuuse tho wltnees -JWoua ouop aiiij o joS oj bav oij
U from lloston. amix unda
lilt Ulna Hard.
"I hear that you said I was tho big
(est fool In town."
"No, sir; I did not I do not credit
you with enoiiKh liiK'eiiulty to take front
rank in any profession."
The Limit.
Jim Gruct is terribly absent-minded.
Jack I should eay so. 1'to known
htm to telephone to his oQlco and ask
If ho was lu.
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The New
Oil
Stove
Different from other oil stoves. Superior because
of its economy, cleanliness! and easy operation. Tut
NEW PERFECTION
Wick Blue Flame Oil Cook-Stove
saves fuel expense and lessens the work. Produces
a strong working flame instantly. Flame always
under immediate control. Gives quick results
without overheating the kitchen. Made in three
sizes. Every stove warranted. If not at your
dealer s, writ our nearest agency tor descriptive
circular.
igayd Lamp
It the best limp for ell. round household use
Mede of bran throughout and bciutifuUy nickeled.
Perfectly constructed; absolutely safe; unexcelled
in light-giving power; an ornament to any room.
Every lamp warranted. Ii not at your dealer's,
write to our nearest agency.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(UOOaUrvaUTK)
nil
Al
Not a Single Stone Has Formed
Since Using Doan'a Kidney Pills.
J. D. Daughtroy, music publisher, of
Suffolk, Va., HuyH: "During two or
three years that I had
kidney trouble I pass
ed nbout 2 pounds
of gmvel nnd enndy
Hcditnent in the urine.
I haven't passed n
stono sin co uaing
Doan'a Kidnoy Tills,
howovor, and that was
thrco years ago. I
used toHiiffortho most
ncuto nuony during a
gravel attack, and had tho other usual
symptoms of kidney troublo lassitude,
coin
tween Wechnwkon nnd New York. Its
peculiar Interest arises front tho fact
that the tunnel not only hnd to pass
through Foft-llowlng river mud, or silt,
hut that thero was no linn, Immovable
foundation to work upon. Overhead
was tho great river, with Its tides and
Its Innumerable shipping, nnd under
ncnth, not solid rocks to be penetrated,
but n vast depth of soft mud, too deep
to enable the engineers to lay the tun
nel on its bottom. Yet It hns been
completed within contract time, In less
than three years, nnd Is believed to bo
nvallablo for the heaviest kind of rail
way trnflle.
Tho astronomers aro bestirring them
selves In preparation for the return of
ono of tho most famous of nil comets,
that which bears tho namo of Halley.
It Is tho greatest comet known to havo
been seen nt more thnn ono return, Its
nverngo period being nbout 75 years.
It wns last seen In IS35, and will, ac
cording to tho most recent calculations,
bo vLslble again early In 1010. Tho ob
ject or mo nstronomers ni present is t," ..in(,i.n. ni.in in tiln i-i, llriflnPV
to predict tho moment of its perihelion d,,or(ier8i rhoumatlo pain, etc. I have
passage with tho utmost powlble accu- a iOX containing 14 gravel stones tlmt
racy. Doctor Holctschek, of Vienna, j. passed, but that is not onc-qunrter of
thinks it will bo vlslblo with tolo- tho wholo number. I consider Doan'a
scones an early ns January, 1010, nnd Kidnoy Pills a flno kidney tonic"
that by March everybody may see lt Sold by nil dealers. 50 conta n box.
with tho unked eye. Later In tho year Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
1: Is likely to make n startling dlsplny, ' .
several hours beforo sunrise, in tho
northern quarter of tlio sky.
Among tho many natural curiosities
of Arizona, but one that Is not often
visited by ordinary tourists, la tlio sin
gular bowl-shaped depression lu Yn
vupnl county called ".Moiitezumn's
Well." It Is nearly circular, nnd be
tween G00 nnd 000 feet In illamcter at
tho brim. It lies In the midst of a
nearly level area. Tho sides aro verti
cal to n depth of HO or 40 feet. Ilclow
that they merge Into a sloping talus,
which extends down to n circular pool
of wntcr, alleged by popular tradition,
ns nre so many other not very deep
nrens of wntcr, to be bottomless. This
remnrknble formation has usually been
described oa a "pit crater" of volcanic
origin, nut rrof. William P. Blnko
believes It to bo tho result of the fall
ing of tho roof of a cavern, formed In
tho Umestono strata by running water.
The water of tho pool, ho says, flowa
out through n subterrnnenn channel
into the valley of Heaver Creek.
Banking by Mail
"WE PAY
4
INTEREST
On savings deposits of a dollar
or more, compounded twice
evory year. It is Just as easy
to open a Savings Account with
us by Mall as if you lived next
door. Send for our froo book
let, "Banking. by Mall," and
learn full particular!. Address
Oregon Trust &
Savings Bank
Portland, Oregon
Sixth and Washington Sts.
Indian Nniura,
Indian names nro nearly always giv
en on account of some act of tho child's.
If a boy, for Instance, sees a bear nnd
runs to tho lodge, ho Is likely to bo
called what, In. their language, means
"Kuna-froin-n-bear," nnd ho retains this
namo until aomo other notablo uct of
his changes It. If, for eviimplo, ho
stHiuld kill a behr, ho would no longer
bo called "ltuus-from-n-bear," but
"Klllsa-boar." These names, given on
account of personal nets or peraouul
traits, seem very strange when trans
lated into Kngllsh, but they are quite
natural In tho original
Oue Yrnr Uld nt Illrlk.
A Chinese child Is considered n year
old nt Its birth, and Its age Is reck
oned not from Its birth birthday, but
from Its New Yoar's day. If It hap
pens to bo boru on February 1, tbo day
beforo tho Chinese New Year's Day, It
nsje38! ft
H ;Uelf team 4
4 HCVP' iamter.
an siwgj
CaTakWPSB"S5sm"s3sO J
HOWAltD E. BUR.TON.-Assyer rl Chemlit.
Lesdville. Colorsda bpeclmen Prices t Uuld.
Kllv-r, I.' nl, II t Uuia, HIlTor.TJoi Oold. 60ci Zlno or
C'opprr.tl. C snldo ten-, Mulling envslopvs and
IMU price list sent 03 application. Control and Um
pire work solicited, uefexencel I'uuonat sr
Iloosl llSAk.
ij.i.wwri.iiu
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lisriMff
AUSTIN WELL DRILLS
I, said to be two years old when It la XrlKTOffiSS SSrlrS&
two days old. It la one year old when logs and prieea, BEAU. CO.
born, nnd another year Is added on a Hawthorne Avs. Portland, Or.
Ita .tlrst Now Year's Day.
It Vauallr Due.
"They're both thluklng of a divorce
now."
"Why, I didn't even know tbey were
mnrrled."
"Oh I yes, they wero married under
tho rose, jou know."
"Ah I that accounts for tho thorns."
Philadelphia Press.
A Geullo Knock.
"Gracious," exclaimed Mrs. Locutte'a
quiet husband, "that decollete gown Is
rather ultra I"
"But don't I look well la ltT she
demanded. i
"Doubtless; but to ray mind you're
too fax out oz It" Philadelphia Press.
"When you buy
WET
WEATHER
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you want
complete
protection
and long
service.
The& and naav
other good points
ore combined in
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ox Narc otic .
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Tlon, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Fcvcrish
ncss And Loss of Sleep.
FacSlmllo Signature of
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tXAMINATIONS fREC
Oold Crown,1 llrtdca Work, pr
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an4 a Souvenir Picture. 7x14 In., 10 colors
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1'aclHo Coast Uorax Ca, oaklanU, CaU
DR. G, GEE WO
Wonderfvl Hew
TrsatiiRt
TMs wonderful ChJ-
Doctor Is called
Great because be cum
lrople wllbout opera
tion that ar van up
to die. II core wl.b
loose wonderful Chi
nese herb, roots, buds.
barks and vegetables
mat an entlrur un
known to mcdlral Kl-
ence in ima conntrr mrousntliouseoriboe
harmless rrntedles. Tbls tnmaus docinr know
tlioactlonoroYtriOOUUYerenl remedlfs, wtUob
be useosuccesaru'ly In different diseases. Ua
rusran'ees to cure catarrb, atthma. Iun, throat
rheumMUm, ne rvousiieaa, stomach, liver, kid
nrjs, etc.) has bu mire. Is of trstlmonlals.
Cbargee modrrate. Call and see hlra. l'a'lenta
onl of the city write for blanks and circulars,
tknda'amp. CONBUI.TATION illliK.
Address
Tlie C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
163H rirrt Sfc, S. C Cor. Morris)
Mention paper Portland, Oregon
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No. 14-07
TJTUEJi wrilliif toadTertlserspUaaol
soontluB tills paper.
W. L. DOUGLAS
$3.00 AND $3.50 SHOES &$&
W. L DOU&US 14.00 GILT EDGE SHOES CANNOT K EQUAUEO AT ANY PRICE.
SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT All PRIOESi
Men's Hfioos, aUtoSJl.OU. llojs- Hhoes. 93 to 0)1.23. Women's
8hMi. ava to !. 00. Hisses' A Children's Hhoes. ata.-JS In. a I. on.
W.L. Douglas shoos aro recognized by expert judges of footwear
toMtnoDest in style, ut anu wear prouuecu in tuts country. KacU
pan oi mo biioo aim every ueiait oi ae mmiag is looxeu alter
and watched over by skilled shoemakers, without regard to
time or cost. If I could take you into my laree factories at I
Brockton. Mass.. and show you how careful! v W. L. Don el as 1
shoes are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, tit bette
"ear longer, and are of creater value than any other makes. ,
W. L. Doaslat name and Drire It Uaiiind on ih hnftAm aht.h t.mtM4. th wam &?. fcut
prices and Intfrior sho. TnkeSii huhMltule. Sold by the ru hoe dwlrrs eTrrjwbere.
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