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TILE HCEW AGE, PORTLAITC), OREGON"
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All Humors
Aro tnipuro mntlcra which tbo skin, liver,
kidneys mid other organs cannot take caro
of without help.
l'lmples, bolls, eczema and other crup
tlons, loss of appetite, that tired feeling,
bilious turns, fits of Indigestion, dull head
(iches and many other troubles aro duo to
,(hcm. They aro removed by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known us Gnroatabo. 100 doses I
Vet lip .Mcnnl Writ.
William Henry Ifnrrlson had Jus,
won the battle of Tlppccnnoe.
"I felt Hint It wan up to me," ho ex
tilnlnod, "to rIvp Hie fnturo novelNlB nf
Indiana a sort of historical ImrkRroiitul."
For, with the simple mlndednesi of
prent men, It illil not occur to lilm Hint
Iiidlnna'H coming nutliorn would chooip to
lotnte the hcmum of their liMt solllns
'utorlcH In P.ilootlup, Mexico, (Jrnustnrk,
franco anil othtr forotan coiinlrleH.
Tho Evils of Constipation
arc tunny; In fact nlinot every mmIoiih II
neiM has it- origin in contliiitio'i and xoniu
itii'illcltii'-, Instead uf pruven Inj? riiiiMlpu
(loii add loll. This Is triioof tenst ca hart
Icm, which, ulicn llrst uoil luivua hculllcial
fillcct, Im tu'iliiM) lias t'l liu cout'tiuiilly
JticmiMcl mid liefuri'loiiK thuri'tuedy ccacs
In lutvo thu rl Ktitcst ellrc , Tliuiu N mi')
j in pai' timi, hiiwcvur, that can ho relied
iipiiii (oprodiKo thu saiuu rmiltHwifli thu
fiiiuu (I m, even niter llllv yinrs' dully um1,
ninl this In Hr ndri'th's I'll s, which liai a
record of over 100 vcars iih tlio Htiiiulrnl iriii
.'ly for ennttipntion and all troubles arising
Iroiiian Initiu i Mnto of thu blood,
Ilrandictli's IMli aro the muiiu lino laxa-
Ivo tonic pi I your raiidpari'iits used and
can bu found in otury ovciy ilrtiniiiiil iticill
cinu f tore, cither plain or Miar-coali'd.
TIlP IillNl lltltl.
There wttM it viii'imcy In tho ministry
of n West Highland purlsli, for which
tlircc candldntcH prcnclied In tin1 church
on three hiiccchsIvo SiiiiilayH. Tho llrt
win dliultititlru In Htatttro, tho hccoiiiI
fiiniillcr htlll, mid tho third tho miinlliMt
Of nil.
A lady In tho conRrcgntlon uttolto
wllli n iiii'inhcr of tho church commit-
tec, ninl iliuiiniulcd to know why such
Ft mil 1 1 caudldittcH had been Hclcctcd.
'J'ho oxplnniitlon, hm it writer In tho
London Ti'lejjnipli kIvm It, was thin:
' "Wcol, iiiiiin, yo hco tho Htcopcnds
line hccouio very hiiiiiII, mid they're no
lirliiKltiK not such big inliilsk-ra ua they
UHod to do."
To Drcok In New Shoe
AlvrnyiMinku In Allen's ront-ljuo, n powder.
It 'iiru4 liol.nwrntliiir, neliliiic. kwdIIuii (vet,
(.'iiri'MCiirim, liiKrowliiK nitlliiniiil hanlmm. At
nil ilnmxMH unit nlinuHturcit '.''.(. Don't iirrept
uny Miliilllnlc. Hiuiiil(iiiiilli'l ntl'.i:. Aililrvoi
Allen 8. Dliiuted, l.u Hoy, N. V,
' f2 nm Hi if n IWvniln Cliy.
Loss than two yearn ago a prospector
lost his way In thu desert near tho Cali
fornia line, In Nyo County, Nevada,
mid died of thirst. On tho sK)t where
that niau'H liody was found Is now tho
town of ilullfrog. A water works plant
costing friO.OOO supplies an iiliuiiduiico
of water. There aro hotels with baths
In many mourn uud residences equip
ped with nil thu modern paraphernalia
that make for comfort. Klcctrlc lights
Illumine the utrccls where only tho
ntnrs of heaven looked down on tho
death of tho lonely miner and within
the radius of a very few miles there
aro now about 15,000 people.
! Tim i;vr1wiltnir Cumiirllllnn.
, Tlio eminent HliiphiilliliT vim ciplnln
Ihk tint pl.uia uud upvchlcatljii.t for tho
new vi'mH.
"In nilillt Ion to bring the. InrccKt and
most foriuliliiblo baltlcsldp nllont," ha
aiihl, "and tho superior of all other, both
from an ofYt'iudui ami ili'foiMivo point of
view, having thu mint powerful armament
nnd being priu'llenlly luvuluer.ible, It will
be tint fastest, beyond nil comparison. It
will be nbh) to ateam tweuty-l;ht miles
mii hour."
"Hut If It N to l ho much belter than
nny other," asked onu of tho members of
the committee, "what Is tho iiho of devot
ing ko much attention to mere NpcedV"
"Why er It might be neeexH.irj
fioiun day. Yon can't tell wlun ono of tho
other great powers may build a bljrser
nnd heavier bnltlpHhlii "
CONTAGIOUS BLOOD POISON
NO LIMIT TO ITS P0WRS FOR EVIL
Cotitn,'iotiH Hloatl Poison lias brought moresufTcrlnp;, misery nml lutmlln
lon into the world than till other diseases combined ; there is hardly any
limit to iti powers for evil. It is tho blackest nnd vilest of nil disorders,
wrecking tho lives of those uufoitnnnto enough to contract it nnd often being
transmitted to innocent offspring, n blighting legacy of eufTerlng mid shame.
to highly ciinta,;Ioii is thu troublo that innocent persons may contract it
ly. lining the s.mio table ware, tuilet nrticks or clotliing of one in whose
blood the trencln tons vitus has taken root. Not only is it n powerful poison
but tt very deceptive one. Only those who have learned by bitter experience
know by tho little sore or ulcer, which usually makes its appearance first, of
the fluitcring which is to follow. It conies in the form of ulcerated mouth
tmu throat, unsightly copper colored spots, .swollen glands in the groin,
lulling hair, offensive tiotes and ulcers on the body, and in severe cases the
linjjcr nails dtop oil, tho bones become diseased, the nervous system is shat
tered nnd the .sufferer becomes an object of uitv to his fellow man. KsnccN
itlly is the treacherous nature of Contagious Jllood Poison, shown when the
nitectca pctsoii endeavors to combat the poison with mercury nml potash.
These minerals will drive away all outward symptoms of the tioubles for
u while, nnd the victim is deceived into the belief thnt he is cured. When,
liowever.the treatment is left off ho finds that the poison has only been driven
deeper into the blood nnd the disease reappears, and usually in worse form
liccause these strong minerals have not only failed to remove the virus from
the blood but have weakened the entire system because of their destructive
action. S. S. S. is she only real nnd certain cure for Contagious Wood Poi
son. It is made of a combination of healing blood-mirifvintr roots, hetbs
nnd barks, the best in Nature's great
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TH SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATIANTA. 9A
POWER OF THE NAVY.
Nonprofraalnnnl Mlnil Find It Hard
to llenllac SlrniKtli. j
Figures Eooni essential to convoy to
tho nonprofessional mind nn ndeiiiat"
conception f tho stupendous power for
tiggre.sslon or for rcslstanco concen
trated In twelve bnttlo ships, four nr
tnorcd cruisers, four protnt.ted critt
ers, four monitors nnd n dozen torpedo
bonts nnd torpedo-boat destroyers, be
sides submarines nnd auxiliary craft,
sny Harper's Weekly. It must hero
Hitlilco to say that the twelve bnttlo
ldps nlono which wero ninsscd off Oys
ter Hay represented n combined dis
placement of nearly 101,000 tons; tho
armored cruisers, nlmost Im.OOO tons;
tho monitors and protected cruisers,
..... ... i- i i. ...i. .t
inoro Ulan o-,uuv iuiui, aim uie ....-
lighting licet, Including tho torpedo
DoaiH aim sumiiariiics, um uaviiiiui
ituxilinriwi, nn ngKregme tiiximii-uiui-ui
of upward of 1! 1 1,000.
Itelatlvcly powerless nnd Insignificant
as the torpedo boats may have looked,
the truth Is thnt If one of them, the
Wilkes, cculd set near enough to mich
a iloatlng fc-t as the battle ship est
Vlrisluln nnd spit n torpedo out of her
tube, In the right direction, $0,000,000
would go up in hip air una cuu ..km.
would be food for tlslies. We may add,
In order to refute H'vnu groundless nc
cuatlotiH, that tho cost of the naval n
view, Imposing as tho pageant lookod,
was negligible. The cost was cotnput
ed by Hear Admiral Hvans at $.'!00 all
told; ror, us no poiiucti oui, so. long as
n ship Is lit coinmltwlon, It Is Just as
eheap for her to bo nt anchor off Oystar
Uay us to Im) Htcamlng ncross thu ocean.
. ,,. ,....,
i iiim a--iN tiriiiii i
Among tnu prominent men or now
I.tigland there was none, perhaps, who
i woru a larger couar man loin iiccu.
One hot day In the Hummer of 1001
Itccd was In Portsmouth, and, having
to wnlt over for a train, ho decided to
mnko an Impromptu toilet, changing his
collar, etc. Ho he hied himself to the
nearest hahcrdnHhcr'x nnd began n gen
eral survey of tho collar display In tho
store.
"Waited on, sir?" queried ono of tho
clerks.
"Not yet," responded Itced, nnd then
ndded, "I would like n collar."
"What MzuV" piped tho clerk.
".Hlzo 1!0," nnswered Heed.
"Wo don't keep collars so large, lint
I think you may bu accommodated
three stores nbovo."
Heed went nnd found the third storo
nbove. It was a harness shop.
It Hounded I'tiKi-nicfiii.
A frugal and Industrious shoemaker
Ihih two daughter of whom ho Is very
proud. Ho provides n good homo for
them, dresses them well, and Is giving
them a good education. Not long ago
ho drew on his modest hank account
for n Hum Hulllclent to purchase n new
piano for them. Whnt followed may
bo described In his own words.
"Oh, yes," ho confided to n neighbor,
"they wero grateful enough for It, of
course, nnd Ifn n great comfort to
hear em play and wing, but what do
you HiipposcwnH thu llrst thing tho glrla
Icartied on ItV"
I in sure I don't know," snld tha
wlKhlwr.
"'Everybody Works but Father.' "
OniUaliiim of lllalorr.
Socrates was busily engaged In writ
ing. "Why do you keep on grinding out that
atulTV" shrilly nuked Xautlppc. "It
doesn't sell. Nino-tenths of it comes
back from the publishers I"
It," ho nald. "I nm writing
for tho hencut of posterity, In tho belief
thatx "
"l'osterltyl" snapped Xantlpne. "What
has posterity ever dono for you, I'd lllco
to know I"
Illl.. .1 .-It.. .... 1 at fiat a I
i -usierny, my near," miiiuy rejoined
Socrntcs, "bus nlwn been polite enough
not to interrupt tne In tho middle ot a
Bonteneo."
Which crushing retort silenced the good
dnmo for tho spuco of nearly thirty eec
onda.
laboratory of forest nnd field. We
S. S, contains n particle of mineral
r
m any lonu. a. S. S. goes uowtt to the
A cry bottom of the trouble nnd by cleansing
the blood of every particle of the virus nnd
nddingvich, healthful rmalitics to this vital
fluid, forever cures this powerful disorder.
So thoroughly does S. S. S. cleanse tho
circulation that no signs of the disease nre
"How do you like your now Jib,
Mlly?" Inquired tho perlodlcnl nnd to
bacco vender of tho young mnti with
tho dinner pall who had Just purchased
two "stockyards zephyrs."
"Plwi lull nlll'f n wnfflA.1' rmilln.1 flu.
v ' i.,.. ...v.
.., mm gtlMVi1R tho cKnrs cnn,fll.
,y ,,, U 1)od((,t ..j nn,t klck1,
8jC(.njy on tho Job."
"Poor pay?"
"Well, the pay's nbout ns good ns a
..,,,. ......, I1V ' .
..fJo,t yo ,.0 t,( 1)()(,8? Th gn
,,, tf) worc for
..,, my ,)e rl(,ht fjp thon)
ais 0 work f(jr ,,,, ,,, tho younu
discontentedly. "I nln't struck on
,,,, rnysi,f.
..u-hat's tho troublo with hlml"
"He's a flh. lltnt'is alU" Mnld tho
young until with tho dinner pall. "I've
been workln' thcro for n month now an'
ho ain't spoko two words to mo, Vept
what he has to nbout the work,"
"That ain't right," Bald tho tobneo
mnn Hyin,mthetlcally. "Ho ought to bo
H0C,e. There nln't no need of n fel-
,or I)llttn jM ,io tnlglit take half
1()Ur lcu , (, .,. to Het (,ow1
.nti' tnlk over tho bnselmll nltuntlon."
"I don't know as I want hlni to be
soclnble," said thu young num.
S'
fur's that's concerned, I've got friends
o' my own. Hut what I mean Is he
don't seem to take no notice o' tne."
"Oho him n poke In tho ribs nn' toll
111 tn to cheer up iih lie goes by," ad
vised the tobacco inerclmiii. "Throw a
chunk o' slag at hlni or drop n pig o'
During the nineteenth century fifty
two, .new Islands roso from tho sen by
volcanic action nnd sixteen disap
peared. According to an expert In phrenology
tho average adult head has n clrcum-
ferenco of fully twenty-two Inches,
Tho average ndult lint Is fully )"
size. The sizes of ineti'd hntH nre i
and OTh generally. Tho professors of
Hcottlsli colleges generally wear 7 to
8 sizes.
ww variety of clgnrettu hns been
!put ,, for Hiu In tho French govern-
,unt tobacco shops. It Is guaranteed
rm from nicotine. Opinions vary as
to tll0 lwriH ot tl0 lww W,.,M. Many
nvitornto smokers declnro thnt It con-
NlHtrt lllL.ruy r ordinary tolmn-n boiled
tl Bet rl)l of tllt) ncoUm,. ThejP fldd
that with the poison tho nrouia has also
I ,.,.
) lllliniivil.
Tho peddlers with enrts who supply
thu occupnntH of villas In tho environs
of Paris with cherries, nnd other fruits
' frequently carry for snlo n few small
turtles. They nro purehnsed by tho
Inhabitants of thu villus to be placed
t In their g.trdens, whero they are bo-
Moved to servo iih very effective nhlH
to the gardener by preventing the rnv-
I ages of tho Insects uud other smnll
creatures which nro accustomed to do
much dainago to tho tlowcr beds nnd
Ixmlers.
An electric Inmp Inclosed In n pretty
little cngo formed of line metallic chains
nlmost touching each other, and held
rigid by metnlllc rings nlwvo and be
low, Is tho very latest thing In lethnl
chambers. Its destined lctlm Is the
mosquito. My this Indention recently
Hhown to tho snvnntH of tho Paris acad
emy by M. Chnulln tho Insect Is pleas
antly attracted to Its loo.ni, An unseen
alternating electric current passing
through the chains kills It ns It endeav
or to liivestlgatn tho attractive lumi
nous object Inside.
According to tho Investigations of
Monsieur Senrat niun,iig the Macule Isl
ands, there Is a slow elevation going on
there, which, by lifting the reefs grad
ually above the waves, preserves them
from- erosion nt tho top, and enables
vegetatle.ii and certain aiilmnl forms of
n terrestrial character to elst there.
This Is unite In opposition to Darwin's
Idea that tho atolls were formed by the
gradual subiuergeiico of miall Ulnnds,
that tho coral-Insects built up encircling
reefs iih the Islands panic. Monsieur
Seurat shows that the elevation of tho
Islands Is a general phenomenon, hut
variable In amount, somo Islands, like
Atikena In the Gambler .archipelago,
rising rapidly, and others very blowly.
Moth tho tlora and the faiitin of these
Islands are confined to very few species,
although seen from a distance some af
them apioar very rich In vegetation.
Tho Danish government has recently
begun, under tho direction of Mr. I'e
terfcn of the Mlologlcal Station at Co
penhagen, nn Interesting effort to nld
tho fishermen of tho Maltle by prevent
ing tho migration of eels from that sea
Into tho ocean, Tho means employed la
a "barrier of light," fcymed by placing
fifty electric lamps nlong a submerged
cable between tho Island of Fntio and
tho coast of Kuiieii, Tho effectiveness
of Mich a barrier depends upon the fact
that the eels mlgrato only during tho
dark hours. Accordingly, ns soon as
darkness begins, In tho season of mi
gration, the lamps nre lliinlnnte), and
thus u wull yf light Is luterjosed from
Sfeycntion
i
s Mf r-iQ
Iron on his toes. IIo'll notice you
then." I
"Quit ycr klddln'," said tho young .
tunu. "That nln't It. I'vo been n-brenk-In
my neck over bIiico I've took tho
Job iloln work I nln't got no call to
do. Honest, I never dono so much
work In my Ilfo ns I've dono In tho last
month. Most of the fellers tnko it
ensy nn' Holdler when they get n chance, '
but I nln't never dono thnt. There
nln't been nny let-up for me. I've been
tnlxln' up the snnd nn' wettln' It down
an' sortln' out tho Jnggcrs nn chlppln'
cnstln's and feedln' the cupalocs nn
hreakln' scrap Just goln nil tho time,
I... a- la. .t..(a. A- .- UM
to h.m whether n guy works or loafs.
I'vo been workln' myself. I guess he's
, I...-
got It In for mo for somo renson or
another."
"Most likely," ngrecd tho tobacco
inan.
"He's probably nfrntd to flru you
for fenr ho tuny not bo nble to get any
body to tnko your plnce. If ho wasn't
hc'tl bo pattlu' you on tho back nn'
glvln' you cigars every tlmo ho enmo
near you. All the same, tho wny It Is
you won't get to flufforln' with n swell-
ed lionil, which you might If ho petted
you too much. You tnke my tip: Just
ns long ns ho doesn't hit you over tho
head with a tamping stick nnd pays
you your wnges you hang on. An' keep
right on workln' j It'll bo good exercise
for your muscles If It nln't nothln' else.
If bo's n llsh don't you bo n clam."
"Thnt's nil right," said tho young
man, "but I hate to Fee n feller cold
blooded." Chicago Dally Nows.
which tho eels recoil. A similar prin
ciple Is Httld to, havo been employed
from time Immemorial by fishermen on
certain parts of tho const of Italy.
It Is no new principle that Do.ctor
Fero of the Mlcetie Hospital In Paris
hits made known In n recent article on
"Work nnd Kepose," hut It la not tho
less worth repenting. Ho hns made
many special experiments, nnd an
nounces ns their general result that tho
supposed vnluo of various alcoholic
nnd other stimulants to Increase physi
cal nnd mental energy, and postpone
fatigue, or nvold tho effects of fatigue,
Is Illusory. Thcro Is only ono form of
effective, recreative repose sleep; and
sleep, In order to exercise Its projier
power, must bo natural. Tho sleep pro
duced by narcotics Is "a toxic somno
lence having tho appearance only of
real reparative sleep." Hut sleep Itself
Is a mystery concerning whoso nature
wo MssesH merely a "hypothetical
knowledge."
ltcccnt studies by Prof. Pcnck In tho
Alps, combined with those of Hugo
Obcrmnlcr, a distinguished pupil of
Pcnck, In tho Pyrenees, havo had tho
effect of considerably shortening tho
estimate of tho length of tlmo thnt has
elapsed since prehistoric man left thu
marks of his presence In Ihtrope. It
now npiR'ars thnt both In tho Alps and
tho Pyrenees thero exlbt contemporary
geological records Hhowlng four fine
coshIvo periods of alternate advance
nnd retreat of glnclatlon. Heretofore
It hns been considered probable that
prehistoric men dwelt In tho neighbor
hood of theso mountains during tho
laHt two Invasloim of tho Ice, but tho
now evidence Ih regarded aH proving
tlmt It woh only of tho last, or fourth,
glacial advance that man was a living
witness.
ltoliiud for Ilia Oliver.
In a suit recently tried lu a Virginia
town n youiiR lawyer of limited experi
ence was inldrcssliiK tho Jury on a
point of lnw when (,-ood iiaturedly ho
turned to opposing couiihcI, n man of
much more experience than himself,
nnd asked:
"Thnt's right, I hcllove, Colonel Hop
kins?" Wlierenjion Hopkins, with n smile of
conscious Kiiperlorlty, replletl:
"Sir, I havo nn ofllco In Itlctunond
wherein I shall ho delighted to en
lighten you on any point of law for a
consideration."
Tho youthful attorney, not In the
least ahashed, took from his pocket a
half-dollar piece, which ho offered
Colonel Hopkins with this remark;
"Xo tlmo like tho present. Take
this, sir, tell us what you know nnd
give mo tho change." Harper's Week
ly. To Tell Poor 5111k.
"Here," said tho food Inspectcy, "Is
nn easy nnd reliable way to detect
wntered milk.
"You tako n cleau, well-polished knitting-needle,
and you dip It down Into n
vessel of milk. Then you draw It out
upright, and watch It closely.
"If tho milk Is quite pure, somo of It
will hang to tho needle. Hut If water
has been added, even a llttlo water, tho
milk will not adhere to tho needle at
all."
I.aoka Like Kxairirerntton.
Clara- That man Grace married Is
old enough to bo her father.
Myrtle Oh, I think his ago hns been
exaggerated ; very few people llvo to
bo that old ! Puck.
Kvery woman takes as much tlmo In
getting off a street ear as If she
thought her destination was as far as
tho car expected to go,
Why Refer
to Doctors
Because we. make medicines
for them. Wc give them the
formula for Aycr's Cherry
Pectoral, and they prescribe it
for coughs, colds, bronchitis,
consumption. They trust it.
Then you can afford to trust
it. Sold for over 60 years.
Artit't Chorry Pectoral li h rcmntf that
lioufil be In ever? Iiotnx. I Imve unl a Rriftt
deal ot It for Imril cmittln nnd colds, nd I
know wlut a tplondlil medicine It la. I run
lint recommeml It too lilgUlr." MAIU4 K.
Coiisn, Hydo I'mk, Mutt.
miE2& JSVSSRZ
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Portland, Oregon
l'nnrnl Him go.
TTIiftt Tlin lilon of Kllkkni xlnlmlnt. in
bo n mrd working man Is tho richest
thing I'vo heard of lately.
Konmann Well, ho Is, by George I
lie's tho hardest man I ever tried to
work.
Mothers will find Mrt. Winnow! floothlng
Byrup tha beat romedy toutoforthetrchtldrou
durtag tho tcoUilng period.
X-Itn for Prnrl rinlii-ra.
Pearl fishers on tho const of Ceylon
find X-pnys of great service. Ily their
application It Ih possihlo to distinguish
without opening tho shells tho valua
ble oysters from those contnlnlng no
pearls. Tho Intter nro thrown back
Into tho sen. StrnltH Mudcet
tteware of Ointments tor Catarrh that
Contain Mercury
BJimorcurjr will auroly rtoatroy tho aonio ot
moll and eomnlotolyilaraniru tho wholu ira-
l torn when ontorliiR It tnruiiRli tho mucous
turiavca. micu aruciciaiiouiii never do ued
except on pruacrlptloni from reputable pliy
Klnni,aa ihodatnaRii they will Uo la tenfold
to tr.oKood you can ponilbly derive front thoin.
Ilall'a Catarrh Cure, manufactured Lv 1'. J.
Cheney A Co., Toledo, ., contain noincrcury,
and la tivkun liitornnlly, acting directly ujion
tho blood ninl mucouaturfaccRot tho ayatein.
lit buy I iii? Ilall'a Catarrh Curo bo nuro you got
tho genuine. It la taken Internally, and made
In 'fuluilo, Ohio, by K. i. Chouey tt Co. loitl
tunnlali frco.
Hold by PruRRlitt, prlco tie. per bottle.
UtUl'a Family l'llli are tho belt. I
Looked Thnt Wny.
"Come, Willie," said his mother,
"don't bo so Hellish. Let your llttlo
brother play with your marble a llttlo
while." I
"Mut," protested Willie, "ho means
to havo them always."
"Oh, I guess not." l
"I guess yes, 'cnuso he'd swallowed
cm." St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
CITO " Vitus' Dance nnd all Nerroue Ola'asea
lllo pcrmunanUy curnl hy Dr. Kllna'a flrml
.Sirvi Uraiorer. Miml for KllKK 3lrll boltl- and
treatise, Dr. 1L ILKIIar, U1..BJ1 Arch UL, l-Ullo.,!1.
I'oroe of Ilnblt.
Tho modern Sherlock chuckled.
"I'll'stako a silk hat against n stoglo
that man Is a New York policeman,"
ho whispered.
"How can you tell?" nkcd tho mys
tified friend. "Ho Is not In uniform."
"No, but I shouted 'Sldo door to tho
right!' and you should have seen him
duclc"
PIICS CURED IN C TO 14 DAYS.
PA 7.0 01NTMKNT is Kiiarenteeil to euro any
casoot felling, bllml, blecillnn or protruding
piles In 6 to It days or mono refuinled.&Qc. '
Ubvloua UxiilauatloB.
"I find It dlfllcult to grasp aome of
your Idiom," mM tho scholarly looking
man with the spectacles nnd tho sllshtly
foreign accetit. "For example, I tender
ed to a cab driver this morning a coin
which I s.ipposcd was the legal fee. Ho
I looked nt It nnd snld It was shy about
otie-tmir. What did be mean by 'shy'?"
"Ho meant that you had offered him
too. modest a sum," said the native.
"0, I see."
Tlio lvintl You Havo Ahvnrs
U A HadabrJ.O.AyerOo., IrfweU,Uasi.
yi Alio manufaotarir of
fl xl f B0VC phRSAPARIA
KA JLCwtfO HAMVIOOR.
BHMMtMaaMBnBaaBMlaBBaHHMHMi
turo ot Clms. II. Fletcher, nnd hns been mmlo unilcr hit
iiursounl Kiipervisiuu for over 0 years. Allow no ono
to ilceelvo you in tills. Cotinterl'oit.s, Imitations and
" JiLst-as-jjoixl" aro lmtEviierhueiits, antl ciiilanurer tho
liealth of Children Kxperlenco against Uxiuiriiiient.
What is CASTORIA
Castorin is a, ltariuless substltuto for Castor Oil, Pare
i;orie, Drops and Snothuitr Syrups. It is Plcasnnt. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotio
htihstance. Its npro is its guarantee. It destroys AVorma
and allays Feverishncss. It cures Diarrhoea uud "Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Trouhlcs, cures Constlpatioa
nnd Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates the
Stomach and iJowels, glviug healthy and natural sleep.
Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
lioari tne
Cda&&4&&4
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THl CINT.ua COHMHT, TT UU1 eTBCCT, MCWTOaa CITT.
All the best breed
(n and Individuality.
Young stock on hand
at nil timet, (,'orri'v
pondeiK'O solicited.
f-otlKfiii Hon Kiiiirnn
teed. Addrem
D. L. KtYT
Pcrrydalc, Orcion
BIG MONEY
For you In
NEVADA ftS MINES
A For Ittindrcit C A. STOCKTON, Droker
Illftlitly Invested i ..i.., ,
WrltoToilay. PORTLAND, OREGON
h. .r.TJ
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Important to Timber Owners
We aro purchasing aircnt for largo
timber bin era from all pari ot tlio
rounlry. Thco men aro lincstlni? In
Oregon and Washington limber. lands,
Oregon
It will I
pay
Ira
nay you to write nslmmuillately.
giving legal descriptions and net prices
on your timber Inml lu tlicio status.
Address Timber Department,
Northwestern Guarantee & Trust Go,
lomfcer Exchange Bldg, Second floor
S. L Cor. 2nd and Stark Stt, PORTLAND. OREGON
HO PLATES
ILY DENTAL CO. TBS
Li Wo rrmoTO your bad teeth and broke
PAINLESS
broken
off old roots absolutely vlthout pain. Examln
atlon and estimates Tree
estimates I rcc. oric ino nesi. iriccs
t. Bolld cold crown. Ill lirlilROWorlc,
o Host, l'r
tho Lowest, bol
II.W tier tooth: tlolcl and Knamel rilllnir. tl
anil tip Jlest llubbcr Plates, 1M per let! Rood
tut, t Painless Extraction, &3e,
third and Couch StrccU. Portland, Oregon.
There is no satisfaction keener
than beano dry and comfortable
when out in the hardest storm.
YOUARE5UIEOPTBI5
If YOU WEA1
tOWED
WATERPROOF
.OILED CLOTHING
LUACK OR YELLOW
w cNwutvwrwHtat.
A.J.TOWtl :o,MJTOH.HASS.U.iA.
TOWtR UNADIAH CQ.ltetti.TOI0NIO. CAR
DR, G. GEE WO
Wonderful Horns
Treatment
This wonderful Chi.
neio Doctor Is called
Knat btcnuia ha cuira
ix-oplo without opt ra
tion that art. a veil un
to die. 11a cures wl h
throe wonderful Chi
nrsa berb, loots, hints,
barka and vrcelablra
Hint are entlnljr un
known io mcuir&i aci-
enco la Ill's coun:ry through thu um of those
harmlt-M rvmrdlea. This tnuwui doctor knows
thoarilonororrraOOilinrrvnl retuedlrn, wlilclt
he uses sticcf nfu'ly In different diseases. Jla
i;tiaran,rtoc'irecatanli,aithma,lunr,Uiroaa
rhcuiuatUm, nerrout'irss, atomacfi, liver, kid
neys, etc i has bumtrets of testimonials.
Cliarees moderate, fall and aeo him. l'a'lonta
out or the cliy write for blank and ctrcolara.
Band ataiop. CONHUI.TAT10N a'Klili.
Address
The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
1 62i rirst St.. S. C. Cor. Marrbon
Ment'ju paper Portland, Oregon
P.N. IX
No. 52-08
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