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THE HHEW AGI PORTIiAJTC), OREGON
Catarrh
Ii a comtttutlonal disease originating la
Impart blood and requiring constitutional
treatment acting throuch and purifying the
blood for Its radical and permanent care.
The greatest constitutional remedy Ii
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses (1.
Nasal and other local forms of catarrh
are relieved by Catarrlcts, which allay In
flammatlon and dcodorlzo discharge. 60c.
Polltenaee Pnra.
Virtue Is not to bo measured by os
tentatious giving. There Is frequently
moro real 'love for humanity In the
soul of tho man who removes tho
banana skin from the pavement than
In tho heart of the donor of the me
morial window In tho church. Polite
ness, like all other faults and virtues,
may beconio habitual. It Is surprising
how many small acts of kindness, how
many llttlo deeds of helpfulness, one
mny do In tho courso of a day when
there aro Inclination to bo kind and a
lookout kept for tho opportunity. One
may set out with this Intention In the
morning, and tho footing up at night
not to others, but to one's own secret
conscience will be cheering and en
couraging. Urgent Need of Information.
The learned traveler had delivered his
great lecture on tho manners and customs
of old Japan.
"And now," he said, In conclusion, "I
hall be pleased to answer questions per
taining to any peculiarities of this Inter
esting people upon which I may not have
touched In my discourse."
"Professor," eagerly asked a young mar
ried woman in the audience, "what do
the Japanese do to plum Juice to make it
jell?"
In tha Opera Box.
Miss Feachley What funny alter
yours are I
Mlit Capsicum Yea; I have been
laughing In thorn at that gown of yours.
To Make Harneat Last Longer.
A little economy, which sometimes
means a good many dollars to a man, Is
the proper care of harness, carriage I
tops, etc. Leather In dally use, expos
ed as it is to ann and wind, soon be
comes dry, hard, Inelastic, and unable
to stand strain. Then, very likely at
the roost unfortunate moment, a break
occurs, and precious time and money
are lost. All this is easily prevented
by a little forethought and care on the
part of the owner, Every one owning
horses should be supplied with a good
leather preservative, and a good axle
oil. These two things are necessary to
the largest economical oh ol a working
outfit, or a pleasure equipage.
Observation has shown that no oil I
penetrates leather so deeply, and resists I
the drying effect of sun and wind so
well as Eureka Harness Oil.
Neatafoot and some other inferior
oils sometimes used, easily become ran
cid, or because of containing acid, hurt
the leather. Stable men and others
posted on the subjoct, Invariably use
Kuroka Harness Oil. When harness Is
given an occasional dressing of this oil,
and wagon spindles greased with Boston
Ooach Oil, a very large redaction is ,
made in the necessary repair bills.
Bos'ton Ooach Oil, by the way, la very I
much superior to Castor Oil. It has .
splendid lasting qualities, will not gum
or corrode, and is more economical in
every way.
People who are after economy in sta
ble management will do well to ask for
these oils.
STANDFIRM
"When you buy n
OILED SUIT
or SLICKER
demand
OvCHj,
Tts the easiest aM
only ww to get
we dcst
Sold everywhere
Banking by Mail
WE PAY
INTEREST
Oa savings deposits of a dollar
or more, compounded twice
every year. It fa just aa easy
to open a Barings Account with
us by Mall as If you lived next
door. Bend for our free book
let, Banking by Mall." and
Wars full particulars. Address
Oregon Trust &
Savings Bank
Portland, Oregon
Sixth and Washington SU.
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"Oriented" Orientate.
Knowledge of direction seems to be
Instinctive with the Uunnnns, spas the
author of "A People at School." They
always reckon by the needle, not by
relative position. They do not say
"Turn to the right," but "Turn to the
west" If a table In a room has two
tumblers on it, one of them will the
east tumbler, the other the west, and
tho tablo ftsclf will bo not tho "table
near the window," but tho "table In tho
cast of the room." So they speak of
tho north or south side of a street or
' of n tree, not the shady or sunny side.
Even In rain or mist they know tho
direction at once. An English traveler,
walking In the Burninn forest on a
foggy morning to find all trace of tho
road wiped out by rain and every ap
parent means of ascertaining direc
tion gone, was at a loss what to do,
but his Durman servants knew at
! once. "That Is north," they said, point-
lng, "and that is east. Our courso lies
, between," and straight to the north-
oast they marched unerringly.
HAD TO USE A CANE.
Weakened Kidneys Made an Elwood,
Ind., Man's Back Give Out.
R. A. Pagh, transfer business, 2020
North B Street, Elwood, Ind., says:
"Kidney trouble kept me laid up for a
long time and when I
was able to be up I
had to use a cane. I
had terrible backaches
and pain In the
shoulders. The kid
ney secretions were
dark colored. After
'AA .AtxeBBBnt' j..i..i.. i .ln T
UUV.Ui.Ug IU TRIM,
began using Doan's
Kidney Pills. Three
boxes cored me entirely, and I am glad
to recommend them."
Bold by all dealers. 60 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Have Yea Noticed?
"I think Dick and Katharine will
soon bo married."
"Why, dear?"
"Well, I passed by the old porch last
night and I heard her calling him pet
names." I
"drnclousl And was she calling him '
'ducky' and 'dearest' and 'angol
faco?' "
"Well, I should say not She was
calling him 'dunce,' 'goose' and 'stu
pid.' "
"l'ou don't mean It!"
"I do, and that Is always a sure sign
a girl la In love with a man."
Waa Familiar.
Redd Are you familiar with yacht
ing terms?
Greene Oh, yes ; I tried to hire one,
once I Yonkers Rtntcaman.
Mothsrs will find Mrs. WlnsWs Boothlns
jrup the best remedr to uto for thslr children
during tot teeming periou.
The Greatest Seaport.
New York is the second great sea
port of the world. In 1003 over nine i
million tons of Imports und eight mil
lion soven hundred thousand tons of
exports were cleared through New
York Harbor. London Is tho greatest
seaport, exceeding New York In Im
ports, though not In exports. Antwerp
and Hamburg aro third and fourth, re
spectively. TITO Ht. Vilas Pur ana all Itirroui DUai
llu prniaiintlr cured br Dr. Kllna'a Urral
Nerve itniur.r. rna fufPIIKK lltrUI hottU and
treatise, IJr. U ILUIInr.Ld. t41Archnt.,lhller.
Somewhat Different.
Miss Elderlelgh How perfectly
shocking)
Youugbach What's perfectly shock
ing? Miss Elderlelgh Why, didn't yoa
see old Wcdderlelgh kiss that doll
faced Miss Peuchly Just now? He
kissed her aa affectionately as If she
bad been his wife.
Youngbach Ob, much more affec
tionately than that I should say he
kissed her Just as If she wasn't bis i
wife.
You Can Oct Allen's Foot-East FREB.
Writ Allen a. Olmsted, U Iloy.N. Y for a
free sample ot Allen's Foot-Faae. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, achlnf feet. It makes
Stew or tight shots eaij. A certain cure for
oorns, Ingrowing uatlt and bunions. All drug
gists Milk 34c, Don't accept any substitute.
t aaaaaMmMaaaamammami
No Una. )
"Do you notice what a lot of women
are going In for science?" i
"Yes. My wife's got the fever, too."
"What's her lino?" I
"Mechanics. Sho's an Inventor." '
"Indeed? What has she Invented?"
"Why, aho'a Just perfected a stair
tep that makea me register the time
I get home In the morning as soon as
I put my foot on It"
"Can't you beat It some way?"
"It's no use. She's always awake
any way and waiting for me on the up
per landing." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
vati or Ohio, error tolsdo, i
LVCIS CulHTT, I
Faanx i. I'HiNsv snakes oath that be la
senior partner ol the flrmot K. J. Cmihit
Co., doing builneis In the City of Toledo, Coun.
ty and State aforeiald. au4 that said arm will
pay the sum ol ON K HUNDRED DOLI.AK8 for
each and ever case ol CaTaasH that canuot be
eured by the use ol Hall's OaTisaM Coai.
FRANK J. CIIKNKY.
worn to before me and subscribed In my
nreeenos, this Ut day ol December, A. D., list.
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Notary Fubllo,
Hall's Catarrh Ours Is taken Internally, and
aete directly oa the blood aad mucous surface
el the system. Bend lor teeUmonlali. free.
old brDruggUtt, 7oo,
UU's Tamlfjr Mils are the best
r. a. viianii vu., luieuo, v.
Uoae) Imnreeaton.
Gunner Bluffem certainly has a coa
alderate wife. She collects all the ex
penslvo cigar bauds she can find.
Guyer I don't see anything consid
erate In that? Does she waste her
time decorating plates?
Gunner No, she gives them to
Bluffem and he sticks them around his
stogies. Then he makes tha Impression
that he U smoking 10-ceut cigars.
iVXSBBlt
Anthony Fialo, an Arctic explorer, Is
getting out a book called "Fighting the
Polar Ice." He has been on two of the
Zlcglcr expeditions, nnd on the last
expedition ho was In command. He
tells many exciting stories of his ad-
ventures, and of ono occasion when he
nearly lost his life. Tho conflict of man
with vast masses of Ico Is an unusual
proposition. It Is a conflict wholly
now to us, nnd very Interesting. Mr.
I'lala, at tho time ho made his last trip,
wad engaged to a Southern girl. Of,
courso communication with any one at
tho North Polo Is well nigh Imposs I-
u..-, ..... .. ,,... ""'
imui'TO uuiiiiy kui woru uy cnDio mm
ho was out of danger and on his way
homo.
Tho new Kipling book, "Puck of
Pook's Hill," Is a collection of Imagin
ary talcs written for children but so
much concerned with historical fact
that they will arouso tho Interest as.
well as require tho interpretation of
alitor ronilPM an wi.ll. Thpeo otnriM.
like others which Kipling has written
of Into years for Juveniles, were origin
ally prepared for tho entertainment of
his own children, and It Is said that the
royalties on tho book wlll go directly
to the youthful readers who have been
Its first critics. Two Imaginative chil
dren, Dan and Unn, acting "Midsummer
Night's Dream," out of doors In a parti
of Hngland singularly rich In historical
association, unwittingly call up Puck
himself, who, by his magic makes them
hear and see the events of ancient days.
"Puck of Pook's Hill" wlll be published
simultaneously in tuo unuca states,
England, Canada, Australia, nnd In fact
in an ungiiBnspcaKing coiomes. rue
book wlll bo Illustrated by Arthur Hack
man. No part of Mark Twain's autobiog
raphy, which Is now appearing serially
In tho North American Itevlcw, will bo
published In book form while ho lives.
Mr. Clemens says that ho has ulreudy
written 250,000 words of his autobiog
raphy, which he began many years ngo.
Not nearly all of this wlll appcur seri
ally. Tho autbblogrnphcr has not been
at pains as to tho form and system of
this story of his life. It follows what
ho calls a "systcmless system." His
aim, ho declares, has been to set down
tho things which havo Interested htm
In bis lifetime. This seems to bo a
senslblo Idea ; what Interests tho auto
biographer Is likely to bo treated of by
him In a moro rcadablo wuy,than ho
might treat of subjects selected merely
becauso they might interest the reader.
Mr. Clemens says ho confided his plans
to Mr. Howells, who approved of them,
which, as tho autoblogrnphcr remarks, J
was wise unu juaicious. it no uuu
manifested a different spirit I would
havo thrown him out of tho window.
I llko criticism, but It must bo my
way."
Brain Stoker's "Personal Ilemlnls
ceuces of Henry Irving" Is crowded
with anecdotea and personal touches ! tho othor If her cargo Is on strulght
concerning Irving and bis many friends Puck.
and acquaintances, Including most of i presume, sir," began the young
the notabilities of the latter half of the'niou, timidly, "that you wlll conalder It
nineteenth century. Naturally through.' very presumptuous for a fifty-dollar
his association with Irving, Stoker had railroad clerk to apply for your daugh
many Interesting experiences. He has' tor's hand In marriage." "Not at all,
manr amusing stories of Irving. The' my boy." responded Senator Sllckguy,
following ono illustrates tho actor's .
modesty and lack of self-consciousness.
The nrst year that Irving ucted as ex
aminer of the class for dramatic study
In the Iloyal College of Music be re-1 jt You see be always plays with Mr.
celved In anawcr to bis report a genial Jones, and Mrs. Jones and I are
and friendly letter of thanks for bis friends. If Mr. Jones wins she take
services signed by tho chairman. In the money away from him and divides
acknowledging this letter to Sir George wta me. If my husband wins I divide
Grove, tho director of tho college, Irv- wtQ her. Cleveland Leader,
lng added by way of iwstacrlpt, "By I Tne two young men reached tho door
the way, who Is our genial friend, Mr. I at tbe BttnJ0 ume, u Mlas Swelling
Edward? I do not think I have met toa ,ur tney Mued. Tho maid, Norah,
htm." He got a horrified letter sent by jked at them and shook her head dls
a messenger from Sir George explain-1 congoiatoly. "She's In to wan av ye
Inir that the signature was that of "Al
bert Edward" uow His Majesty Ed
ward VII.
Karrsaiat'e 1'ltj.
David G. Farragut was but thirteen
years old when he served as midship-
l T1AM4AM In .tin Iknt.lA st ttlA
Ex TgaUt tte ibo Imd CheruU '
He waa taken to the Pho,bo as a pria.
r of war say. ha latest blogr..
r of war, says ima latest Diogra
r, and came aboard crying from
oner or war, says ini. laiesi o.ogn.. ewr-After.p0IlderliiE a few mo
pher, and came aboard crying from K06" tne' thA ,', ,-- rMlMt.
mortification. At the aanio moment.
however, a BrlU.h middy also cane
alougslde with a youug pig in Mi.
arms
"A prise I
A prize I" he waa shout-
lug. "Ho, boys, a fine grunterl"
It was a pig that bad been a pet la
the steerage of the Essex, where it waa
called "Murphy." Farragut at one
claimed It aa private property.
"You are a prisoner, aud your plft
too," replied the British middy.
"W always respect private proper
ty," said Farrfagut, grabbing the PS.
and determined to hcjd on till forced to
surrender.
"Go It little Yankee I" cried the,
oldsters present "If you can thrash,
Shorty you shall have your pig."
A rlna- waa formed, and "Shorty"
iiu at Farraent hammer anil tftBMt
K.. th IumImii waa hanHv with hlal
fasts. He quickly laid his oppoaeut '
low. The British bluejackets cheered
htm heartily, and the pig was declared
to be his.
Why should a woman feel nattered to
be told she looks llko an actress; Per
haps she looks llko a oue-two-three act
rvas.
; ; : , . ., .
The men havo always contended that
the eatiuB I. the best part of any party,
and lately tho womeu aro begluuiutf to
agree.
'r'raSaVBWaPN
"What Is a practical Joker "One
that you can sell for n dollar and bay
bread with It" Judge.
Mrs. Sklnnum Why are you all hid-
lng from Tommy? Little Little Tom-
my is the butcher come with his bill.
Philadelphia Itecord.
.That w(low Bho ,
, to brcnk hef nU8Dnnd.8 wlll ... mX
ht h dd ftfter
.oro married." Baltimore American.
In New York. "Can't you think of
some unusual thing to do to-night
something we haven't done before?"
"We might spend the evening at home."
Life.
"That man never uses money n his
campaigns." "No," answered Senator
Borgbum, "he merely makes promises,
i " credit Instead of cash.
Washington Star.
The Parson When I became a min
ister, I gave up playing the piano. The
Elder Then you became an expounder
In a double sense of the word, didn't
you? Yonkers Statesman.
Cholly I thought perhaps you had a
preference for Bobby Jones? Mildred
NonscuRoi You are Just as welcome
hero as ho Is. Why, he Is tho most In
Bufferablo bore I know. Judge.
"Why don't you get c automobile?"
"My dear sir," was the answer, "I
don't need It I have a dog, three life
8Urnnce policies and a boll. I have
n enough." Washington Star.
Cicely Wiry don't you learn to
swim? Murlol There Is no one to
tench me. Cicely How about the boys?
Muriel Oh, they've all taught me be
fore; different summers you know.
Brooklyn Life.
Gladys (at tho seashore) Are you
having as inauy proposals as you had
last, season? Mayme (wearily) Ob,
yes, but they are all from the same
mon I was engaged to last summers
Detroit Free Press.
"But" protested the pert young
housewife, "you ought to take off some
thing for the holes In thee doughnuts."
"Very well, madam," replies tho wise
baker; "I'll allow you one cent each
for tho holes when you return them."
Chicago Dally News.
"What," asked the sweet girl grad
uate, "waa tho happiest moment of
your life?" "The hnpplest moment of
my life," answered the old bachelor,
"was when the Jewoler took back the
engagement ring and gavo mo collar
buttons In exchange." Chicago News.
Mrs. Windfall Just Imaglno, Hiram I
Ono of tho sailors told mo that tills
boat Is now In communication with her
sister ship I I wonder what tho con
versation Is about? Mr. Wludfall
Humph 1 Moat likely each Is asking
kindly. "I dare say your side grafU
are Quite remunerative."
"Don't you object to your'husband'e
tioker playing?" "Goodness, not i nice
an out to th' other," she said at last;
"but th' two av ve coming together bos
got we so tousled Ol'ni blest If Ol
know which Is which. But come rolght
In both av ye, an' 0111 ax her to come
down an' pick ye out"-Judge.
What's In a Name? An Irish sol-
"- la a local WJtf
war W -He
was challenged with the usual, "
Afterponderlng a few
tnerth(t phncDBe lQlt rei
Who
.-
j J "Kitchener." He
wnwv"''":1. ., ,, t nm, .
waa Immediately knocked down with
the butt end of a rifle. While be waa
on the ground ruefully rubbing but
head, the sentry exclaimed: "Why, ifa
Callaghanl What did ye say It waa
Kitchener for?" "Shure," came the an
swer, "when ye would do this to Kitch
ener, phwat yould ye do to Callagbanr
Uejte tave Wawa Ptaau
It sometimes tutppeas that the cur
U worse than the disease. It waa la
tk case el the mother who tried to
'break ber little Theodore of the habit
of taking tweets Ue siaeooaro.
"We often have bonbons when then
are guests to luncheon," she aald, "and,
although Theodore proaatoea set to
tOUCh tfcetB fen) always do."
MYOtt Blight do M I did U the
drcuaaataacea," suggested the helghbor,
.awmin nwuiwwu,.
"What did you dor
"I carefully removed the Inside Ail
ing from a chocolate drop and stuffed
the shell with red pepper.'
"Did It work?"
"It might have worked," replied the
neighbor, "If Johnny bad happened to
epy It As It was, I forgot all about it
. . 7.. M - ,f
d,nner.t',mo t of eyelilwJ
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LINCOLN'S WEAPON.
w Kmlore MSIevie ! Ms
Client's Beneat.
Wit and ridicule were Lincoln' weap
ons of offense and defense, and he
probably laughed more Jury cases out
of court than any other man who ever
practiced at tho bar.
"I once heard Mr. Lincoln defend a
man In Bloomlngton against a charge
of passing counterfeit money," Vice
'President Stevenson told the writer.
"There was a pretty clear case against
tho accused, but when tho chief witness
for the pcoplo took the stand he stated
that his namo was J. Parker Green,
and Lincoln reverted to this tho mo
ment he roso to cross-examine. 'Why
J. Parker Grccno? What did that J.
stand for? John? Well, why didn't
tho witness call himself John P. Green?
That was his name, wasn't It? Well,
what was tho reason he didn't wish to
be known by his right namo? Did J.
Parker Green have anything to conceal,
and If not why did J. Parker Green
part his name in that way?' And so
on. Of course, the whole examination
was farcical," Mr. Stovenson continued,
"but tbero was something Irresistibly
funny In tho varying tones and Inflec
tions of Mr. Lincoln's voice as ho rang
the changes upon the man's name ; and
at the recess tho very boys In the street
I took up tho slogan and shouted 'J. Par
ker Green I' all over tho town. More
over, thcro was something In Lincoln's
way of Intoning his questions which
mnilo me suspicious of tho witness, and
to this day I havo never been ablo to
rid my mind of tho absurd Impression
that thcro was something not quite
right about J. Parker Green. It was
all nonsense, of course, but the Jury
must havo been affected as I was, for
Green was discredited and tho defend
ant went free."
Avoiding Temptation.
Biopsy Let's go up this side street;
I see my tailor coming down the ave
nue. Dlggs Why, I never knew you to go
out of your way to avoid meeting a
creditor before
Biopsy Yes, but I happen to hare
money in my pocket this time, and I
might be tempted to pay him.
At the Nlsrht School.
Tsachtr (of rbetorlo) What do you
suppose the poet means when he speaks
of "the athuff that dreams are mads of?"
Shaggy Haired Popll I gutsa as
means a cat of mince ple at bedtime.
HOWAHD JC. 80RTOir.-Aiearer ar.a Chemlit.
LeedTUIe, Colorado. Hpeclmen prlceei Oold,
Kllver, Iad, II Oold. BUver.Ttoj Oold, 4o Zlno or
Copptr.ll. Cyanide ttets. ltalilna; envelop aad,
full prlca tilt MBloa application, Control and Vm
plreworkecUelled. Mefereaooi Carbonate Ma
UonalUaak. OR. G. GEE WO
WoRtftr.il Hon
Traitnit
Tbli woidirrul Chi
nee Doctor Ii called
great btcauie be curve
leople without opia
tlon that are g'Tin up
to dlr. He cum wlih
thnia wondtiful Chi-
nr htrbi, roon, budi,
barke and vrceiabUa
that are entlralr un
known 10 mxllral eel-
erne In Ihli counlrr throual
harinUia rrmrdlM. Tbli lamuui doctor knowi
I he anion ot or.r 400 dlfftrant rtmidln, which
be ute uccretru'ljr In dlStreni dlMwe. lie
uaran to cure catarrh, aubma, Iuiik, throat
rhtumatlim, mrvouioata, itomach, llrar, kid
nari.'itct ha bumlreli of UMImonlale.
Chargos modtrat. Call and iee biro. 1'aUnU
out or the city wrll forbUnm and circulars,
ntndetamp. CONBULTATION illkK,
Addreu
The C. Gee We Oilwese MesfklAC Co.
1 62K rkat St., S. t. Car. Merriean
Mention paper Partisan1, Oregoo
manuur,
"Yes, I took my friend to Niagara
rails."
"I don't suppose he was enthusiastic
even about that?"
"He wasn't until he learned that one
side of It was Canadian." Philadel
phia Press.
Ttio Wind Win Hsva llwan
a the u ol iho
ture of Cbas. II. Fletcher, and faas been made under his
personal supervision for over SO yean. Allow no ona
to deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" Juat-as-gTood are but Experiments, and endaag-er the
kaaitk ef OhUdran Experience ayalnat Experiment.
What Is CASTORIA
ChutorU Is m autrmleM substitute for Caster Oil, Pare.
ric Props smd atauasr flyrups. It Is Pleasant. It
eeaUlns Mlther Opium, Morphias nor ether ITarcetlo
MbsUBce. Its ace Is lta aruwaatee. It destroys Worms
ad aUays Fevenshness. it eures Dlarrhosa aad Wlad
0o!?0t.iIL,JeUe tWf.fl?0tt1,t,,w,r1 Oeealpatlei
aad Flatulency. It aWMtmllateHl theFood, Naruaates the
eeMeasaatcam euat oowe, sriTisssr
am vauMuvevs jraUaaeeaAae
Tbe Kind Tou Have Always Bought
Bwevn the
.BVaW
CZtz7efa!cJ&x
In Use For Over 30 Years.
vwe eiwiaoa ooaifanv. vr ttuaaat araeer, newvoaaarrv.
For the
Children
To succeed these dsys you
must hsve plenty of grit, cour
age, strength. How is it with
the children? Are they thin,
pale, delicate ? Do not forget
Ayer'e Sarsaparilla. You
know it makes the blood pure
and rich, and builds up the
general health in every way.
The children cannot ponlbly Bare good
health unleat the bowelt are In proper eonrtl.
tlon. Ailugglth llrcr rItm a coatd tongue,
had braath, conitlpated bowilt. Correct ill
then by airing mull liiitlre dom ot Ayir's
rills. All vegetable, sugar coatid.
A Hade by '.O.Ayir Co., Lowell.
ytl Also manuftwturiri er
lifer's
HAIR VIOOt.
AGUE CUBE.
CHERRY PECTORAL.
No Settlement There.
"Mrs. Splash has gone Into settle
ment work."
"I know one person who wouldn't
bellevo It."
"Who's that?"
"Her dressmaker." Detroit Fre
Press.
Caught.
"Tommy, yon ate those peacbes thai
wero In the pantry."
"I didn't 1 I never touched' em I"
"O, well, It doesn't matter. They were
green, wormy, and of no account, any
way."
"'Taln't so. They waa aplendldl"
Chicago Tribune.
W. L. DOUGLAS
3.50 oV3.00 Shoes
BleVT IN THK WORLD
W.LDougfas$40Ut Edge line.
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I Praltrll . .
. Douilu' Job-
Koum Ii In tnc.it
ooinpMii In title rmintrjr
atnajQr iaia.r
aaoia iolvrtTBo6Y At Ait rhlCU
Klm7 Ohlldran'a enoee, Sa.80 to SL.OO.
Try W. U Uouglae Woinen'a. Mliaee and
Children'! shoeei for style, tit and wear
, they oicol other makei.
If I could take you Into my large
factories at Brockton, Mass., and show
you how carefully W. L. Douglas shoe a
are made, you would then understand
why they hold their shape, fit better.
wear longer, ana are 01 greater vnm
than any other make.
Wherever you live, you am obtain w. L.
Douglas ehoee. I1U neme and price U etaaapaa
on the bottom, whkh protects you afatast hbjh
prlceavand Inlerlor shoes. Takmnm tuhttl
tat. Ask your dealer for W. L. Douglas sheas
nd Inalit upon having theas.
fait Color Cutliti unit tkty mill net aear brattp,
Write tor ftlustratid Catalog ol PaU Sly Us.
W. L. DOC0LA8, Dept. 13, Brockton, Masct
CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING
Peritonei Trade Directory
Namea and Addressee In Pertlead el Rear
ecatallve Buelneee rirma.
CUKAM BKPAHATOHHWk goarantae tbe U.S.
nrparalor to b th bu Wrlu lor tree catalog.
Uewlwood Co., Ida and Oak.
! rlANOH OKOANS-Manr fln laitrnminU re-
rrrito ua accouni ncantuor removal ornurar
Write for dner.pilon ot pianos now oa band,
terms, eta. Wrlu todar. Ulloart Ca, f orllaod
P. N.U.
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ITXTHKN writing .to advertisers pleas I
TV mention title paper. I
Every tramcar In Belfast his written
In large letters Just over the step at each
end of the car: "The lifeboat rule la wos
a and children first."
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meuaer's
lifuhture of
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