.. j. f " ! r ! THE NEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON I ' I All Humors Aro lmpuro matters which tlio skin, liver, klilnrys and otlior organs cannot tnko care of without help. l'lmplcs, bolls, eczema and other erup tions, low of nppctllc, that tired fecllnu, bilious turns, fits of Indigestion, dull head, itches and many other troubles aro duo to them. They aro removed by Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as Garsatabs. 100 doses $1. .N'urcrtnn' ."S.mv Hint. When Clutrles 1 Xorcross, now n tvoll-ki jvn Witslilngton correspondent, ticgnn his newspaper career he was Bent to "cover" one of tlio courts. Ills IiiihIiicsh wns to look lit tlio docket mid find the facts about any enso that seem ed to hi in to wurriint lilm In writing nlwiit. One nftcrnooti lie dlscovcrctl nn entry that said ono William Hums had been arrested and fined $10 for stenlliiK it martingale from James Jones, n neigh bor. lie recited tlies facts In nn Introduc tory paragraph, mid then went on: "This criminal was Justly punished, for tlio pretty llttlo nmrtliiKiilo he stole was the Joy mid comfort of the wife of James Jones. Kite kept It In n cage In her parlor, nrnl when, tired with tho work of the day, the mnrtlngali! began to pour forth tlioe strains of melody for which our Pittsburg martingales nro famous, she found great pleasure. Such miscreants ns this man Hum, should not Im allowed at large, especially when they descend so low as to steal harm less and melodious martingales." Sat urday evening 1'ost. Ilnil, Hnil Kitty! The scientists make out a good case gainst the house cat, who, with all her charming and lovable qualities, Is shown to be nn ngent of disease, nnd u wholesale destroyer of bird Ilfo. Dr. Cnrollno A. Osborne, who has been con ducting experiments nt Clark Univer sity, has found that cuts hnvo dlpli therln, whooping cough, tuberculosis, eczema nnd ring-worm. Kven when rats do not actually contract there iiinlndlrs they may carry the contagion nbout with them. As iilmrods they aro responsible for the death of nbout fifty birds a year, according to K, II. I'orbiish, Statu Ornithologist for Man nnchiisotts, not Including the suffering they lulllct by their mangling of birds, Miulrrels and rabbits. riilhidulphln 1'renH. liiiruulii nay. The fresh cream puffs In the Itnllnn linker's window looked Inviting, ami the Interested housekeeper stepped In tide tho shop to nsk the price. "Klfleenn rent a n dor.," replied tho lulling proprietor, wiping his hnnds on Ids apron, preparatory to wrapping tho cukes. "Why," exclaimed the Indy, unnhlo to conceal her astonishment, "that's very cheap for cream puffs! I usually liuvo to pay thirty. I don't see how 3oii t'tin niiiko them nt that price." "IIliu chcapa all rlghta," conllded tlm linker. "Da henlt' olllce telephomi 1 gotta closn da shop right off, My Klrl, Antonle. gottn tin mensle." A I. ii If Killtlon. Julius Knlin, reprenMitntlvo from Snn Friuiiilsoo, was In Washliigton when tho tnrthiuako came nnd was nearly fran tic, becnusc his wlfo nnd children, In cluding a Imhy n few days old, were di rectly In the path of tlio lire. ICiliti spent two days trying to tolo Rni'in nnd then took n train and went out, nnd lludlng his family snfo, stayed m WiHk or so In tho ruined city. On his return ho found n letter from it constituent, written eight days nftcr the hliock, which began : "Dear Julius; "No doubt you will bo surprised to learn from mu that wo have had a terrlblo enrthqunko out liere." Sa turday Kvonlng Post. To 111 ly Tliflr llulluna, The inluUter's wlfo wns busily en Kaged one afternoon mending tho fam ily clothes when u neighbor called for u friendly ehat. After a few moments of news ami gossip the caller remarked, us she iK'gaii to Inspect a basket of miscellaneous buttons: "Vou seem to bo unusimlly woll sup plied with buttons of all kinds. Why, there Is ono like my liiislmnd had on his last winter's suit." "Indeed," said the minister's wife, with u slight Millie. "All these but tons were found In tho contribution box, nnd I thought I might ns well have nome u out of them. Well, must you Kol Well, goodby. (mo ngnln soon. Does Your Heart Beat Yes. 100,000 times each day. Does it send out good blood or bad blood? You know, for cood blood Is good health; bad blood, bad health. And you know precisely what to take for bad blood Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Doctors have endorsed It for 60 years. One f iiuont nut of bad blood It a iluf lh lleer. Tint produces conitlpatlon, I'oitouous suliiane,arllieii atuorned Into the blood, lotlead of being removed (torn the body dally nature Intended, Keep Ilia bowel! tug with Ajsr's I'UU. Ilw pills. All vegetable. Av by J, O. Ajrer Oo.. LowsU. AUa nianuftMlttren of 9 suit viaot. f Ji9JC amis cum. UVf O CIHtMY rcaotAU THE HUNTING SEASON. Itp -w iff flip fjfc Clnclnnntl Post kittle Ueora in patriotism fco ' ''' ' In the bnttlo of Lnko Chnmplntn, whero .nore than one American distin guished himself for bravery, notably among them Commo dore McDonough and dipt. Henley, Lieu tenant Commandant Stephen Cassln per formed services which won for him it medal from Con gross nnd wide spread recognition of his bravery. The Hrltlsli force was siuierlor In mini- cait. cahhin. jerHt the calmness of the lake ermltted heavy armaments on comparatively light vessels, and of this circumstance tlio Hrltlsli availed themselves, giving their commander u ship initial In force to two of tho Amer ican shlH. with which he, being n vet eran olllcer of no menu ability, made sure of capturing tho young American, OihsIii. Hut tho nnvnl discipline Cassln had served In the Trlpolltnn wnr the skill. tlnJ coolness, tho courage nnd tho dar lug Intrepidity of CasMn wore brought Into action. Ho made the attack In stead of waiting for It, thereby gaining nn advantage over his rival. Ills undaunted spirit, which had enabled him to endure two years' Im prisonment In Spain In tlio previous war, now bore him forwnrd. In spite of tho apparently overwhelming ob stacles that confronted him, ho over came tho enemy, nnd by his action so Inspired his own men and even tho men In tho other ships thnt ho deservedly won his reward of tho prnlso of tho Congress of his country. A FORTUNE FOR DRE88. MUa Mitriieliit, Neur York Ilrlroaa, HlH-iuU 9100,000 Yriirly. Most people would bo satisfied nnd consider themselves well fixed for llfo If they fell into n fortune of $100,000. That Is the sum, however, which Miss fllulln Moroslnl, daughter of tho mill ionaire banker of New York, spends on Mtbb U01IOSIM. her clothes In ono year. At times her outlay for clothes exceeds even these enormous figures. Miss Moroslnl does cot consider the sum nt nil large and was surprised thnt tho statement should create any public Interest, when n nowspnpor writer Interviewed her nt her father's palatini home at Hlvordnlo ou tho Hudson. Many of the gowns In Miss Moroslnl's wnrdrobe cost from 14,000 to $8,000 ach. Her lingerie alone costs $5,000 yearly. She It Interested In road driving nnd maintains tho most costly stables own ed by a woman In the world. Of course, th cost of mulntalultig her stable baa BottUnf to do with th Item for frocks. OaKjK. j '"iaKal alaaVlV. WLHH BSSaffcifl eSaMsKijBalMMitr E.-' V-X KakatVsSPllBButta&staV' sat Mir hMm LvAjBaUBwLW aaV JLaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaK LWl LaaB V Hut yet there Is n connection. Her friends regnrd her ns the most expert womnti whip In tho country. And therefore It becomes her to conduct her self as such. Accordingly, when slio takes tho nlr In one of her $10,000 turn outs behind her three-nbrenst teiun n mntter of fcouie Slft.000 to $120,000 worth of carriage horse she must nnturnlly bo appropriately dressed, with n duo consideration to the matching or proper contrast between tho colors In horse, harness, whip, lint, hair, clonic, gown, etc. She designs her own harnesses, to match the coloring of the horses. When driving she ts clad In colors which har monize with the harness nud elaborate equipage. One set of harness nnd n cart cost S7.000. Kven tho whips nro made to ninteli the turnouts, of which there nro seven. Ono of them has u nine-Inch handle of solid gold nud cost $500. Miss Moroslnl Is n girl of striking beauty nnd superb figure. Her father, Ulovimul Moroslnl, first enmo to tms country ns n refugee with tho great Itnllnn patriot Uarionldl. He mot with great success In the llnnnclnl world nnd wns once a pnrtner of Jny Gould. AMHER8T 8WIMMINQ RULE. thulerwrnduMtr Now Ilciiulrcil to Ilecoiuv Adepts In tho Hpurt. The decreo that has gono out from Amherst College, now that tho Institu tion has a large and complete swim ming equipment, that nil students of that Institution must not only bathe but learn t bwIiii, Is arousing much Inter est In tho press, says the Itoclmstcr Democrat nud Chronicle. Heretofore, swimming has not been dlgidtlcd as an accomplishment to bo require of college undergraduates. It has either been Ignored altogether, or, If encouraged, left optional with tlio students whothor they should ncqulro It or not. Itut Amherst has Initiated a forward movement In tho matter and her exper iment will bo watched with some curi osity. It Is, ut least, n protty good ml vortlsoment for tlio college, nnd will no doubt popularize the Institution In tho estimation of mane' young men; for In this day of athletics swimming should bo In favor with all who loui manly exorcise or sjwrt. Strango ns it mny seem, It Is said thnt n largo percentage of college youths hnvo not acquired tho nrt of swimming. A sturdy, henlUiy boy should tnko to tlio water with the engeruess of a young duck. In the old dnys of deep-creek or swlmmhig-hole Indulgence there wns much dinger at tending one's experiments in the wntor; i but dcvsplto thnt tho boys generally took Uio risk nud learned to swim. The modern Institutional swimming tanks Is much safer, nnd there Is no excuso for n nnturnl youth, having nccoss to these or nuy other safe bnthlng places, ro mnliilng lncnpnble of taking en re of himself In tho witter. Of conrso there nre dnuger for even swimmers j but the boy or girl, mnn or woman, who enn swim, on tlio whole, Is better nsMircd of escape In n water nccldent tliuu ono who can't. Moreover, there Is n lot of pleasure nnd fun In swimming when the prnctlco Is Judiciously Indulgod. So every en couragement should lio nfforded to tho youth of our time to cultivate tlio nrt of swimming, even If It Is not made compulsory In our schools, collegea and universities. nianppiilutliiit-, A car had stopped nt n busy corner. Just ns tho conductor had reached to give the signal to start, there were yells of warning nud nn nusworlng yell from tho outside. "Wnlt till I get my clothes onl" cried a shrill voice. The passengers crnned their necka and looked out. A amall boy with a basket of laundry wna trying to get aboard. Harper's Magazine. " Tort Not. ' "Morris waa blackballed at the golf club, and ho's not even allowed on the links." "For goodness sake I Whyr "He's the sort of man that nerer lets the grass grow under his feet" Boitoa Transcript, I Ht"f ! GOOD Shoftg torlesl vl"t-ft"rrHft-HI-f-ffl-r-l -? One day when William M. Evnrts, Secretary of State under President Ilnyes, wns a college student, he wns called on to read Virgil In clnss. Ho started out bravely: "Three times I strove to cast my nrms nround her neck, nnd nnd " nddlng lamely, "Thnt'8 ns fnr ns I got, professor." "Well, Mr. Evnrts," snld the professor, "I think thnt wns quite fnr enough." William II. Crnne, the nctor, wns re cently nsked how It wns thnt he nev;r nttempted serious Shnkespenrenn roles. "Hut I did once," replied tho comedlnn. "Ycnrs ngo, In the West, I played 'Hnmlct'" "Did you, In deed?" snld nn admirer nnd friend. "Didn't you have n great success? Didn't the nudlence cnll you before tho curtain?" "Call me' replied Crnue. "Why, mnn, they dnred met" John Shnrp Williams hnd nn engnge ment to spenk In n small Southern town. The train ho wns trnvellng on wns not of the swiftest, nnd he lost no opportunity of keeping tho conductor Informed as to his opinions of thnt par ticular rond. "Well, If yer don't llko It," the conductor flnnlly blurted out, "why In thunder don't yer git out nn' wulk?" "I would," Mr. Williams bland ly replied, "but you see the committed doesn't expect me until this train gets In." General Cnrr, nt the outbreak of the Civil War, left Troy to take the com mand of a regiment. At Hlg Hcthcl his regiment hnd been halted for rest and refreshment and had not yet experi enced tho excitement of n skirmish. Confederates were In ambush, and from a safe hiding place they opened fire. Cnrr, so the story runs, Instantly put spurs to his horso nud dashed up to u group of olllecrs. "They aro fir ing uiKin my regiment!" he shouted. "My God I Now what Is to ho done?" 1'lrwl l'rliii'lile. A fow plain rules, formulated by o Chicago bank olllclnl, have been circu lated In the business section of New York, ami are attracting attention as a restatement of first principles for the regulation of the conduct of bushiest men who desire to achieve solid and houl-sntlsfytug HUCCCS.9. The foundation maxim of tho Chica go banker Is that money must b made honestly or not tit nil. There arc nobler pursuits than the mere getting of money; but one may say that after a Hulllclent education the first worldly duty of tho man who has not Inherited a fortune Is to gain a competence. Tin productive period of life Is rntliet short. From twenty to twenty-llvo yean nro spent In preparation, gaining knowledge and experience. I'osslblj forty years will remain for nionej making, and If even a modest competence can be acquired Id this time, one has done welL Tho making of money Is a mighty prob lem, and In the vast majority of In stances It must bo mndo by plodding Industry, hard work nud Mi let observ ance of the prudential maxims. Th mass of men nro not sulllclently gifted to ncqulro money by short cuts nud bold striken of enterprise. It requires a very oxceptlonnl order of ability to or gnnlzo and conduct successfully vast schemes of profit; but, whatever tin limitations of financial skill, It Is h mlstnko to suppose that dishonest prac tices nnd questionable finessing In busi ness yield greater success than old fashioned Integrity. Philadelphia Led ger. Wrltlnir of I'rt-aerlptlona, Tho uso of Latin by physicians In prescription writing Is commonly re garded as a harmless survival of me dievalism, says the Literary Digest Occasionally a lay writer suggests Its abandonment. In commenting on a re cent note to this effect in a dally pa per, which ndvocutes tho compulsory use of Kngllsh In prescriptions, the Druggist's Circular and Chemical On zetto takes occasion to mako a strong dofenso of tho time-honored practice. Says this paper: "Supiwso tho sapient writer quoted, whoso uttctnuces may sound all right to thoso who know no more of his sub ject that he does, should fall sick and Ills physician should decide that the ono thing needful to sine his life wat geranium robertlaulum. If there were a law preventing the doctor from pro scribing In Latin ho would hnvo to choose ono of tho upwind of n dozen English names for this drug. Suppose ho chose 'redshanks' niul so wrote the word In his prescription. When the druggist went to prepare the medicine be would tlud that 'redshanks' was the English name of at least four entirely different plants, unmely, the ouo al ready mentioned, polygonluin nniphlb luin, polygoulum perslcarln and ruuiex acetosa, "As with redshnnks so with hun dreds of other drugs: Aaron's beard may bo cotlnus contlnus, cymbalnrla eymbalarln or snxlfrngn sarmentosa. Of suakeroots there are numlwrlesa kluds. Suppose the Kngllsh-wrltlug doctor wanted to bo sure of getting the right kind, so specified snukeroot, then Is the druggist to dlsjteiue clmlclfugs racemosa, nsurutu cauadeuse or taal cula Maryluudlcn?" Some matches may bo made In heav en, but the majority are made by Um watch trust WW hi J M Tho Kind You Ilavo Always Bought has borno tho slgnn turo of ClutH. II. Fletcher, nnd has been mndo under his pcrsoiml supervision for over 30 years. Allow no ono to dccclvo you in this. Counterfeits. Imitations nnd Just-ns-frood " nro but Experiments, nnd endanger tho health of Children Expcrlonco ngalnst Experiment. What is CASTOR I A Cnstoria is n harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pnro ftoric, Drops nnd Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium. Morphlno nor other Narcotlo substance. Its nrro Is its guarantee. It destroys "Worms nnd allays Fovcrishncss. It cures Diarrhoea nnd Wind Colic. It relieves Tccthlnpr Troubles, cures Constipation nnd Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach nnd Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. The KM You Have Always Bought Boars tho &&&& In Use For Over 30 Years. Th Limit of Honesty, Dorn Never tell Flora any secrets. Cora Can't she keep them? Dorn Keep them? Why, thnt girl tells people Lor right ago I Cleveland Leader. SI. Vltua' Dane and nil Nerroua Dla'ann iwrmaiianlly curpd hr Dr. Kllna'a Orrat Jlrv rvo ll.atorer. He ml for FHKI: 12 trial bnttli and Ireallia. Dr. il. ir.Klln.-,lxL,lill ArchHt., l'blla.,l'a. Hiatus la th ISmtnajemeat, "Our engagement will hnvo to be temporarily suspended," announced the summer girl, calmly. "Oh, Impossible," the young mnn vowed. "It will hnvo to he. My husband writes that ho Is coming down for n week." Louisville Courier-Journal. You Can (let Allen's Foot-Disc FRDQ. Wtlto Allen 8. OlmitcJ, Lo Itoy.N. Y for a free mrlo of Alien' KooM'.ujc. .It cures iweatlii(r, hotiwollon, aching fen. H makes new or light ihors rajr. A rertstn euro for corm, Insrowlngnslli anil Minion. Aildruir fUUMlllt. Sic. Don't sccopt any suUfltute. Nature' KiidotTmeiit. Caller Miss Mllllccnt plays wonder fully on the pi n no. Grandfather Orcerlus Yes; It sort o' runs In the fnm'ly. By Jucks, you'd ort to 'are hecrd mo play "Ole Dan Tucker" an' "Ole Dob Illdlcy" on a Jewibarp when I was a boy I 9100 Reward, 1100. The reader of thlp(er-wlU bo pleased to learn that there 1 at lent one dreaded dlefte that science ha been able to cure In all ft lagea, and that 1 Catarrh. Hall' Catarrh Uuro lathe only po"le euro known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh beitiK a constitu tional dl.eaio, require a conitltutlonal treat ment. Halt' Catarrh Cure l taken Internally, acting directly u;on the Mood and mucoui lurr.cMal thn aritem. thereby deatrOTlllK the foundation of thedlieaie, and Hiving the pa tient strength by bnlldltiK up the comtltutlon and asiUtlng nature In (lultig ft work. The proprietor have o much faith In It curative power that they offer One Hundred .Dollar for any caao that It fall to cure. Bend for list of teitimonlali. . . Addreu. K. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, a Bold by (lrugsUti, 75c. llaU's Family I'UU are the belt. About the I.lmlt. Gunner And la old Closoman so rcry close In his dealings? Guycr Closo? Why, ho wanted to pay less for a desk calendar for tho month of February because It did not contain ns many days as the other months. No Dullaess Anrvrher. "Pa," said little Willie, looking up from his book, "what Is 'a comatose state' ?" "Well, my son," replied Willie's pa, "Just at present there Isn't a single comatose state In tho union; all hus tling and prosperous." Philadelphia Press. CURED OF GRAVEL. Not a Single Stone Has Formed Since Using Doan's Kldnay Pills. J. D. Daughtrey, music publisher, of Suffolk, Va., says: "Oaring two or three years that I had kidney trouble I paaaed about 2J4 pounds of gravel and sandy sediment in the urine. I liarea't passed a atone since using Doan's Kidney Pills, however, and that was three years ago. I used to suffer the moat acuta agony during a gravel attack, and had the other us ual symptoms of kidney trouble lassi tude, headaches, pain in the back, uri nary disorders, rheumatic pain, etc, I have a box containing 14 gravel atones that I passed, but that is not oue-foorth of the whole number. I consider Doan'a Kidney Pills a fine kidney tonic." Bold by all dealers. 60 centa a box, Foster-Milbnrn Co., Uuffalo, N, Y, CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses la Partlaad 4 Bar Metathe Buslaess riraaa. Clit: AM BKI-AKAIOKS Wa cvaranta the U.S. btpaf ator to t th tak WrlM im & caU.of. Uaialvtood fa, mh aad Oak. MKN'aCLOTUINO niituin Paodtalon. sol cams Alfred Uaulamls Cc'a correct dothaa, kvf rylhlDc la ruin's rurnUblac. jlorrUoa as4 Mixta strteta. Oppoaita posto&c. t-IANOS A OHOANS Many as lailramanU r vrrttoui account aicknrsaor removal cfbuytr Writ lor description of p ano now oa baud. tena. sta. Writs tedar, UUbsrt Ce, forilaad Signature of There nro now nbout .100,000 spindles employed In the worsted Industry In Aus tria, against 100,000 spindles In 1882. HOWAItO R, nunTON.-Amajer ar-4 Chemlat. Lsarivlltr. Colorado. Hnarlmcn prkni UoliL Hiker, 1-ad, f 1 1 (loltl, Htlvor.Ttct Oold, Wot Kino or L'oprM-r,l. Cjanldo tenia. Mailing envelopes and full prim list ii-nt on application. Control and Urn- plro work solicited. ltsrvrancsl Carbonate Na tiouai nan. A HEAVE CURED! lSi trouwea. Cum llsavs. Csuthi, Dlllcmptr s4 Indltftitlon. Velerlnarl. an uia and recommend PRUSSIAN HCAVE POWDERS IniffdU will set them. l-rles Wo at dealer. Mo by mail. Send lor t'rse book. PRUSSIAN RUMEDY CO., ST. PAUL, MINN CHAS. IL ULLY C0 Soflk sal PortUsi, Wbokuk At MUIETEAM BORAX IN THE LAUNDRY Softens Water, Saves, Cleans and Whitens Clothes. 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Dottsbs shoes are nude, you would then undcraUtMl why they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer, and are of greater value than any other make. Wherever you live, you caa obtala W. L. Douglas shoe. His naaa and price U sUaapssI oa the eottoea, whka protects you agalast kick prices aad lalerior shoes. Takm no sukstl tut. Ask your dealer for w. L. Douglas skate aad lasts! upoa kavtas; tkesa. fatt Ctlor fye'etJ uuat tiny mill not wtor 6raxaa Writ tor fHuatrated Catalog ot FaU StyUs. W. U DOUOLAS, DepC 3, Brockton, Maas, f. N.U, Na.4Q-ec TTTHKH writing to adTortltors plaaMl nealloB this paper. M. HEAVES in SJaJLAmM im .-isi .eitinmurouniry I LiaLcaJk If J 1 a utnwvr vHiuivy I tTaTafSLik as' m V ". hmil.in.rn..rm..--M.......,.ir,ffltir ' ttgawkWHiaxiwO'inM