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Newspaper Page Textaafww SKT THE NEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON A PRETTY MILKMAID Thinks Pe-ru-na Is a Wonderful Medicine, A J MISS ANNIE HENOREN. ( iVUuiuuu! -Jt ' ,9'wr iMitb Aimiu iiuiiurun, ituu-iyn, Wnuli,, writes: "I fool butter than I liaro for over four yunrs. I havo takon several bot Una of Perun'a anil one bottlo of Mana lin. "I can now do nil of my work in the lionro, milk tho cowr, tnkn rnrn of the milk, and co forth. I think Pcruna Is a most wonderful medicine. "I bullovu I would bo In bod today II I had not written to you for advice. I had tnkon all kinds of mudlcino, but none did niH any Kood. "Pcruna has made mc a well ond hap py girl. I can nevor say too much for Putirua." Not only women of rank and leisure praise Puruna, hut tho wholosomo, ueo fill women enic'id in honest toil would not bo without Dr. Hartman'a world ronowned remody. Tho doctor has protcrlbod It for many thousand women every year and he never falls to receive a multltudo ol luttora Jiko the abovo. thanking him for his advlco, and especially for the wonderful benefits rvcelvod from I'o runa. Mnnalriir Ilyilr. "M. Jniiics Hyde," says tho Paris Figaro, "tho oxcrcdlugly rich American who nppcrtnliiH to tint most high society of New York, conies from commanding at Paris n carriage electric. It Is to th French Industry that M. James Hyde Is addressed himself for to have tho most comfortable, tho most commo dious and tho most elegant of tho vehi cle of tho city." Translated by liar ocr's Weekly. W-eUd Kffort. "It takes time, troubto nnd Infinite pa tltncf, of course, to b i too.', Sunday acliool teacher, but you have tha satis faction of knowing that ynu ats helping to mold tut character of tha rising gn ration." "Yes, but It make me sad to think how quickly a year's work Is undone when crean apple time comon." TERFIIBLE TO RECALL. Fivo Weeks In Bed With Intomely Painful Kidney Trouble Mrs. Mary Wagner, of K1U7 Kossuth Ave., llrldgupoit, Conn., says: "I was so weakened anu generally run down with kidney din oaao that torn long tlmo I could not do my work and was live weeks in bod. tiV Vr T There was contln M "" .. uni boarlm- down pnin,terriblo back aches, headaches and at times dizzy spoils when every thing was a blur before me. The paesiiges of the kldnoy motions were Irregular and painful, and there was considerable sediment and odor. I don't know what I would havo done but for Doan's Kldnoy Pills. I could see nu improvement from tho ilrat lox, and five boxes brought a tlnal euro." Hold by all dealers, 50 cents a box. Fostor-Mllburu Co,, Iluffalo, N. Y. Crl Icliure, No other man of foreign birth ever bowed such lino command of tho Eu lUli language or uxod It so felicitously. A uiiiu who objected strongly to hU politic but admired bis talents us a writer once said: "I wish Mr. Sehura couldn't wrlto so well; I could hate him bettor." In 1877 Carl Scluirs vis Ited lloston to muko a speech against lk'ujamlu 1 ltutler, who was running for Governor of .Massachusetts. While arguing on the question of tho resump tion of specie payments, an lue that was paramount at that time, Mr. Kelnirz likened "lutlntlou" to a balloon til list that hnd carried tho Amortcan nation off Its foot. At that tlm he made use of the following expression, which brought tho lmmenio uudleuce that greeted him to Us feet: "We uutb nlaml our feet on solid ground again aud we propose to keep them there." Qailto Traie, Mm llostou They say she's extreme ly haughty. Mlaa Toura I should say ao The last time I ww her aha waa sailing down the street In Mlsa ltoston Pardon me; why da you use that senseless expression? How could she go "sal Hug" dowu the street? Mlaa Toura Kasy enough. I saw her laat In Venice. The Catholic StaueV anl aad Tina. PfJ ii " V-" 2&s&r' A NATIONAL EVIL. nli Froarraaa from (ha Bottom to tho Top. Tipping Is rapidly becoming a nation tl aril. It began with tho payment of mall gratuities to waiters In restau rants and hotels. In this form It wni an Importation from Europe. Of course, the waiter ought to serve the customer faithfully without belli); bribed to do the work which ho had been hired to perform, but tho custom has grown to such an extent that un less one fees he Is sure not to obtain good service. Ho submits, therefore, to tho Imposition, as the lets of two evils. The practlco him spread to such nn extent that tho man who blacks your boots, that helps you on with your coat, that bauds you your hat, that tells you the way, that brings you a glass of water, that shitves your face, or cuts your hair, expects n gratuity In addition to tho pay which ho receives for performing his work. Tho tipping ovll has gone higher up than this, and Is now beginning to spread Itself through all tho depart ments of business and politics. It Is the duty of tho legislator to pass good laws, but ho sometimes has to be tipped to do It. It Is tho duty of the police man to protect property from robbery, but ho often has to bo tipped to do It. If you want to sell a Hue of goods It Is even necessary to tip the butler, the farm superintendent, the purchas ing ngcut. Do you want a switch con nection or n prompt supply of cars from n railroad? It may be well to tip tho rutlroad ofllclnl with a gift of money or of stock. It Is about tlmo to check this tip ping nbiiNO. Let us stopt It first high up, and work down to the bottom. Wall Strcot Journal. Only tho Promlae. A big sea turtle was sprawling around In the tank In front of the restaurant. "Look, papa 1" rxclalmcJ tho llttlo hoy. "Let's go In and have souie real green turtlo soupl" "Not yet, Geonlle," said the father. "Walt till some day when you see this tank empty." Bide I.lifhta an lflatarr. The Heaslaus at Trenton had surren dered. "Ah, well," they said, "think how much nioro dliastrou It might have beon If we had had to make a hurried retreat 1" Lator, as If to verify their words, came the Hessian fly. llroil Contempt. Qlrl with the Olbson Olrl Neck Can't you aeo something familiar In the face of that man sitting on the oprcslte side of the car? Qlrl with the Julia Marlowe Dimple Yes; It's his eyes. I wish he'd be a little less familiar with them. Stats or Onto, Citt or Toledo, .. l,ucs Coumr, 1 " Frank J. Uiiknkv makes oath that ha li senior partner ol the firm at K. J. Cheney Co., doing butlnet in the t'lty of Toledo, Coun ty and Htalo admxalit. an6) that tali! firm will pay tho Mini of ON'K UUNUHKi) DOM.AIIH for each and OTrrycaae of Catakhh that cannot be cured by the uia of. lUu.'a CATAnkii Cure. NIANK J. CIIK.VKY. flworn to tefnro mo and nibacrllicd In my preienro, IbU lltb day ot Doreinhor, A. I)., Ited. J.SALJ Notary l'ubllc. Hall' Catarrh Cure li taVen internally, and acta directly on tho blood and mucous aurfacoi ol tho ritoiii. Hend for tottinonlaU, free. V. J. CIIKNKV Si CO,, Toledo, 0. BoM by DriiRsUta. 7.V. Ilall's FaniUy 1'IIU aro the beet. Ilia ltrputntlon. Miss Median (nl.ster of tho new vil la pi tloctor) llnvo you heurd of Dr. Medlcus nboyt hero? N'athe Itather, mum I Do you seo that Ilea rno and cnrrlages golu' by over them? That's ono of hli funerals. Hiirucr'H Wceklv. IUiihI IIiinIi of !ild Wnlrr. Horns l'e been nearly dend for sleep during tho Inst week. I could scarcely keep awake while I was writing that story that was primed jesterday. Naggus I can easily hellove It. It af fected mo the saino way while I was read ing ll from sympathy, I suppose. I.tre-S-trlutr Srrvloe, In perhaps no other country Is the llfosnvlug service as proficient as In tho United States. . Tho syteiu wus first established in 1871, and there are at present '.277 life-saving stations supported by tho government, 102 of which are on the Atlantic coast, (IS on the a rent Lakes, 10 on tho Pacific coast, and one at the fulls of tho Ohio ltlver near Louisville. Thcro were only 1105 disasters along tho coasts during tho year ending Juno BO, 1005, and out of 4.0S0 persons lu volved only twenty-seven were lost. For that Dandruff There is one thins ttiat will cure It Aycr's Hair Vigor. It is a regular scalp-mcdlcine. It quickly destroys the germs which cause this disease. The unhealthy scalp becomes healthy. The dandruff disap pears, had to disappear. A healthy scalp means a great deal to you healthy hair, no dan druff,no pimples, no eruptions. The beat kind ot a tesUsaoaial "old lor oyer atsty rears." a; trJ. Ala J.i , Ajf.r Co.. LasraU, 1 aaiUMIttrara t &ABSAPAMLU. PILLS. ca&MY wcTeauu yers "I've hnlf a mind to wrlto a maga r.lne sonnet." "Go ahead Mint's Just whit It takes." Cleveland Leader. "Is jour business on a running basis yet?" "I should say bo; I always run when I seo a creditor coining." Prince ton Tiger. "It's nevor too Into to mend," argued the customer. "Ob, yes It Is," answered the Journeyman tailor, "this Is a union shop.' Puck. Lady It's very changeable wenther, Isn't It, William? Itoad Mender Yes, that It Is. Miss. We don't get n single day alike Punch. Plrst night of unappreciated piny. He Aro wo alone' Voice from tho Gnllery No, guv'nor; but you will bo to-morrow night. Punch. "Yen reckon Hr'er Thomas got Into Paradise?" "I can't tell for snrtln. All I kin say Is do mule kicked him tei de gate!" Atlnntn Constitution. Mr. Snphedde 1 aw really enwn't believe the things I enwn't understand, don't you know. Miss Pert What n lenlblo rdteptlc you must be. Phila delphia Itecord. What Ho Needed. Mike Aro yo much liurtcd, Pat? Do yo want n docthor? Pot A docthor, ye fulol After beln' mimed over by nn nutouio billy? What 01 want Is n lawyer! "Henry. I must have n new outfit, nnd I want to give you credit for gen erosity." "All right, my dear, If you cut persuade nnybody to give It to mo for anything else." Unltlniore Ameri can. Teacher How many cominnndments are there. Hnlly? Bnlly Please, teach er, ten. Teacher Suppose you were to btcak n commnndment. (Impresslvo pause.) Sally Then thcro'd bo nine. Punch. Perseverance. "I think," said tho reporter, "that the public would like to know how you managed to llvo to such a great ago." "Hy perseverance," replied tho ccutcnnrlnii. "I Just kept on llvln'." "I'hls Is tho tlmo of year," said tho suburban citizen, "when I like to get out nnd J!g vp tho ground." "So do I," nuswered Mr. Foozling. "Thnt'a tho reason I am trying to play golf," Washington Star. Not Professional. "All I hnvo to say la this: You'ro going out Into the world. You'll find tho road rough. Hut strlko out, my boy, atrlko out." "Not If I can help It," replied tho young man. "I'm going to bo n baseball player." Across tho Garden Fence. -"No, Mr. Wilkes, I nln't gold' to keep fowls no mom. Don't pny. Why countln' tho rnnlro I give 'em this winter, tho eggs well, I don't git any, but If I did they'd cost mo 'ari a crown each!" Punch. A Good Find. "Albert, dear, whllo looking through somo of - your old clothes, I made such n lucky find that I ordereil n new dress on tho strength of It." "What was It. dear?" "Half n dozen checks that had never been writ ten on." A Great Pent. Jones (to Ilrown, who has been relating his wonderful adven tures In Itiixsln) And I Hiipose you visited tho great steppes of UumIii? Ilrown I should rather think so. Ami walked up every one of them on my hands nnd knees. Try again! Mrs. Nuwed Here's tho bread I started to make today, isn't It too annoying? Mr. Nuwed Why, It Isn't baked nt nil. Mrs. Nuwed I know It Isn't; that's Just It. I put plenty of baking powder In It. but tho powder doesn't seem to havo linked It "Drug stores sell Ico cream, soda wn ter, confectionery, nnd a lot of other things that nro not medicine," snld tho mail who coinplnlns. "That's true," nu swered the pharmacist. "Hut most of them nro likely to lead to tho consump tion of medicines." Washington Stnr. "Why, Willie, what nro you crying nbout? Cuure I don't get no Sat urday holiday llko tho other children does. Hoo-boo!" "Hut why don't you get out of school on Saturday?" " 'Cause I nlnt' oh. enough to go to hdiool yet. Hoo-hoo-hoo 1" Cleveland Lender, P.irMin Hagster (solemnly) Does you, Claud Klnsnbby, take dls yuh lady, Miss Gladys Poots, to bo yo lawful wedded wife, for bottnlt and for wuss Tho Groom (uneasily and hazily) Uh-cou'so 1 does, If I has to, snh ; but nln't dnr somo way of taklu her klndali on nn avo'ago? Puck. "That rich Mr. Spoouer Is the most provoking thing! Ho asked mo It I was 33." "Aud what did you say?" "I said, 'Mercy, no I' And ho said ho didn't think any woman should marry until she was 83." "Gracious 1 What did ou do then?" "1 called after him that l was 33 my next birthday, but ha didn't seem to boo me," Clevelund Plain Denier. General "Phil" Sheridan was at ono tlmo asked at what llttlo Incident he laughed the mostT "Well," he aatd, "I do not know, but I always laugh when I think ot the Irishman and the army mule. I was riding down the line one day, when I saw an Irishman mounted on a mule, which waa kicking Its lege rather freely. The mule finally got It boot caught In the stirrup, when, In the excitement, the Irishman remarked! Well, begorrab, It you're sola' to gel 'a, I'll get off." XJael Allan, "It Is perfectly natural that we should hate the man who wanta to do all the talking," reflected Uncle Allen Sparks. "He prevents us from doing It all." To Break In New Shoes. Always shake In Allen's root-Ease, a powder. It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. Cures corns, Ingrowing- nalli and bunions. At all drtiajRlsts and shoe stores, 2V. Don't accept any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Addreu Allen S. Olmited, Le Boy, N. Y. Usual Iteanlt. One day, Just to try a new plan, The office went hunting the mn Hut It hunted too high, 1'or the man he was shy And It bagged the old boss of a clan. Save the Babies. NFANT MOETALITT is something frightftd. We can hardly roalize that of all the ohildren horn in civilized countries, twentytwo per cent,, or nearly one-quarter, die hofore they reach one year: thirtyseven per ceit,, or more I than one-third, befoue they are fivo, and one-half before they are fifteen I We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a ma jority of these preoious lives, Neither do we hesitate to say that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned hy the use of narcotio preparations. Drops, tinotures and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain more or less opium, or morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity thoy stupefy, retard circulation and load to congestions, siokness, death. Oastoria oporates exaotly the reverse, but you must see that it boars tho signaturo of dims, H. Fletcher. Oastoria causes tho blood to circulato proporly, opons tho pores of tho skin and. allays fever. i mi 1 1 mi i iiiiiTmiii.il lull'"' :1 T iiniiii'i.iirr AYcgelablc Preparation Tor As similating tiicFoodmulRcculn tlnllicSlonuidisondBowcbof Promotes Digcsllon.ClKerful ncssandRcsr.Contalns neither Opnjm.Morphiiie nor Mineral. Not Narcotic. ( tfouarswmnrcmi MxJmnm JtmAdbJJ- ass&u.. -- jAnetfcctRemedv for Constipa tion, Sour Stomach. Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions , Fcvcnsn rats and Loss of Sleep. M TaeSimile Signature of NEW "VOnK. EXACT COPY Or WRAPPER. How Good Turn to DECAY Is not digestion, you know, even when it takes place In tho stomach. Food decayed In the body after being eaten Is as dangerous to health as food decayed beforo being eaten. Food nourishes or poisons. Just accord ing to how long It remains In the Bowels undigested. Cascarets are the simplest and surest safeguard against Delayed Digestion yet discovered. a a Sold in a thin Enamel Box, half as thick as your watch, which fits Into the vest pocket or lady's purse as If It grew there. In this round-edged Enamel Box are found sU small Candy Tablets. One of these toothsome tablets works wonders for digestion. Soon as placed in the mouth It starts the Saliva (lowing, which at once gets to work dissolving It. The Saliva becomes blended with the Candy Cascaret tablet, and from the moment they start going down your throat together they start working to gether. Now, what do they work at? Bowel work, of course Digestion. Most of the Digestion occurs In the thirty feet of Intestines that connect with the Stomach. They are lined with a set of little mouths, that squee-i Digestive Juices into the Food eaten. The Digestive Juices thus ml with (ho food, Just as Saliva mixes with Cas caret tablets, dissolving and changing that food Into nourishment, as It passes aloag las channel. Mora Mkt it. "Oraphter la In financial stralta, I hear." "Don't financial Ledger. believe It I'll bet they're crookeds." Philadelphia (otters will find Ur VTlnslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their ekUdren during the teething lylod. Marred It Iter, fi.nyrwmr &?iss wish to sit UD Domestic Well, mum, ye can take no tlco wldout slttln' up. I lave ye nlxt Sath'rday, mum. Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. II. Fletcher. Dr. A. P. Pcclor, of St Ixuls, Mo., Bays: "I hnvo prescribed your Castoria In many cases and havo always found It nn ctuclcnt and spocdy remedy." Dr. E. Down, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I havo prescribed your Cas toria la my practlco tor many years with great satisfaction to myself and benefit to my patients." Dr. Edward Parrlsh, of Brooklyn, N. Y., nays: "I hnvo usod your Cas toria in my own housohold with good results, nnd havo advised sovoral patients to uso It for Its mild laxatlvo effect and freedom from harm." Dr. J. B. Elliott, of Now York City, says; "Having during tho past sir years prescribed your Castoria for lnfantllo stomach disorders, I most heartily commend Its uso. Tho formula contains nothing deleterious to tho most dolicato of children." Dr. C. 0. Sprnguo, of Omaha, Nob., says: "Your Castoria Is an ldool modicino for children, and I frequently prcscrlbo It. Whllo I do not ndvo cato tho lndscrlmlnato uso of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria Is an exception for conditions which arlso In tho enro of children." Dr. J. A. Parkor, of Kansas City, Mo., cays: "Your Castoria holds tho c&tcom of tho medical profession In a manner hold by no othor proprie tary preparation. It is a suro and rollablo mcdlclno for infants and chil dren. In fact, It la tho universal housohold romody for lnfantllo allmonts." Dr. II. F. Merrill, of Augusta, Mo., says: "Castoria Is ono of tho very finest and moat rcmarkablo remedies for Infants and children. In my opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I can furnish hundred! of testimonials from this locality as to its efficiency and merits." Dr. Norman M. Geer, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "During tho last twelve years I have frequently recommended your Castoria as one of the host preparations of the kind, being safe In the bands ot parents and very ef fective In relieving children's disorders, whllo tho caso with which such a pleasant preparation can bo admlnlstorcd Is a great advantage" GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Boar the The Kind You Have Always Bought In Uso For Over 30 Years. Food may Poison The Intestines are also lined with mil lions of little suction pumps, that draw the Nutriment (rom Food, as It passes them In going through. This Nutriment Is then carried Into the Blood, and spread over the Body' as Brain, Bone and Brawn. But, when the Bowel-Muscles are weak, the Food moves too slowly to stimulate the llttlo Gastric Mouths and there Is no flow, or too llttlo How of Digestive Juice, to change the food Into nourishment. Then, the food decays In the Bowels, and In the thirty (eet of Intestines, When this Decay begins the little suc tion pumps draw Poison from the drcayed Food, into the blood, Instead of the Nutri tion It should have drawn. Now, Cascarets contain the only com bination of drugs that Stimulates these Muscles of the Bowels and Intestines just as a Cold Bath, or open-air Exercise, stimulates a Lazy Man. Cascarets therefore act like Exercise. They produce the same sort of Natural result that a Six Mile walk In the country would produce, without any Injurious Chemical effect. The Vest Pocket Cascaret Box Is sold by all Druggists, at Ten Cents. Be sure you get the genuine, made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never sold In bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCC." r rut to our riucMDS! rraadKaaLML&rU Mreaaiifl fc ealara. ll it a ktMtjr fcr: annlac tjak. 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