Z - Z&ZKrZ TK W in w..i efriJSUr yr,rvs 5swr rwivfc-wfliwwMj THE NEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON ' i . The ofth S ona Hair There are four verses. Verse 1. Ayer's Hair Vigor makes the hair grow. Verse 2. Ayer's Hair Vigor stops falling hair. Verse 3. Ayer's Hair Vigor cures dandruff. Verse 4. Ayer's Hair Vigor always re stores color to gray hair. The chorus is sung by millions. " IIfora Uilnff Arir'i Hair Vlrnr T kA thin ami very poor hnlr. Hut I continued to ate the Vigor until my hlr Kresttv Improved In every way. I have n.nl It off nd on for ine r-a.i irn years. Newark, N J. 'MM. I. DUVUUOHV, A Made by J. O. Aver Co.. Lowell, Kail. jiiio maQuraoiurere or 9 K1BIUP1DIIJ1. lIPYQ pills. ty W O CHEWY PECTORAL. Advice from Artemno Ward. I A certain Southern railroad was in a wretched condition, and the trnlns wcro consequently run at a phenom enally low rate of speed. When the conductor was punching his ticket Ar tennis Ward, who was one of the pas sengers, remarked: "Does this railroad company alloVf passengers to give It advice, If thej do so In a respectful manner?" The conductor replied In gruff tout that ho guessed so. "Well," Artcmus went on, "It occur red to mo that It would be well to u tach tho cowcatcher from the front ol the engine and hitch It to the rear oj the train; for you sec, we are not He blc to ovrtakc a cow, and what's ta prevent n cow from strolling Into thf. car and biting a passenger?" Boston Herald. ACNE, ' TETTER, ECZEMA PSORIASIS, SALT RHEUM. Fall of Human Internet. Naggus What are you working at now, Horns? noma I nm writing a story In which there I neither hero nor heroine, no love inking, no villain, no detective, and not a particle of plot. Nagtis That ought to he Interesting. Borue It ought to he more than that. I hope to make It touching and pathetic. It's a hard luck atory, written for my landlord'! exclusive perusal, and sets forth In detail the rensons why I shall have to ask him for another extension of time n my rent. CITO " Vitus' Dance and all Nervous Disrate ill O permanently cured by IT. Kline's tlrral Nerve Ili-Slorer. Ha nil fiir PUCK S3 trial hnttUnnd treatise. Dr. It. It.Kllu , IjI31 Arch HL, l'Llla.,!'.. Pleasant. "Now, that It's all over, darling," said tho delighted bridegroom, "I must confess I nover expected to win you. Even now I can't understand why you mnrrlcd me." "Well, George," said the Chicago bride, "I'll tell you. Some tlmo ago l fortune teller told me that my accon." marriage would make me very hnpp) and wealthy. So, of course, I had tt got my first marriage over with." Philadelphia Press. Sir! SKIN DISEASES rVVWVSArv4 .... ii 1 1 .. mmmHm There is notmng more distressing man an ucmng, uum- : 1.J Jan,.. nl Knnn 4-Ua e-ofiii-ti nf warm WPfltJlPt tllOSe JlUnZ.t!? V"?2 wl,o are afflicted 'with skin troubles find the symptoms appear- lnmilrr by the House committee on this iirr ntirl Icnnw that thev will be tormented through the hot enterprise has brought out evidence summcr months. The blood is heated with humors and acrid matter, and as they are forced that appears to justify confidence in the surface tlle skin seems to be on fire. The treatment of skin diseases with extcr u!ZStSiltxal applications is all wrong, because they do not reach the trouble which is in the blood, irrigation projects under construction The most such treatment can be expected to do is, allay tlfc itching and burning and cover and those contemplated and approved up the trouble for awhile, but as soon as it is left off the disease returns. .bDentn0in Uaf" t nH,. All food taken into the body contains, in some form, the elements necessary to sustain next Juno $37,000,000, while the esti- the different parts. One portion is used for mated receipts from the operation of ' the makincf of blood, another for muscle, one for bone, still another for fat, and so on. After these different properties are ex tracted from the food there still remains a portion that is Useless, or Waste matter, rations without benefit, and hearing of S.S.S. determined ',..... j j . , !. j c i.i . i.- to give it a fair trial, and was inexpressibly delighted Which IS intended to be disposed Of through whn B fow bottlos cured me ontlroly, romovlng every Deafaesa Cannot Be Cured tor local applications as ther rannot reach the ilUtaied ixjrtlon ol tho ear. way locureuea tlcmal remedies Iters Is only one way to cure deafness, and that Is br constltu- J'eainess is caused by an in- named condition of the muoous limn nl the Kiistachlan Tube. When this tube Is Inflamed g, and when It Is entirely closed, Deafness Is taken out and this tube rettnted to its normal Ilollilnir II I in On, "Now, for my part," snld Mr. Tim. said, tentatively, "I wouldn't daro think a mnrryliig " "Why not?" cngerly Interrupted MIhh Ann 'I'eeck. "Bccnuso I 'mven't any moliey." "But," aliJ stiKgcsti'd helpfully, "couldn't you get Homebody to lend you n llttlo?" Catholic Standard and Times. you hftvo a rumbling sound or imperfect hear intT, and wnen it is entirely cloici! tho result, and unless the inflammation can be taten out anu tnis tube rettnted to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forerert ulna cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which la nothing but an inilamed condition o tun-mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can not tm curod by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bond (oi circulars, free. K. J. CHUNKY A CO., Toledo, O. Hold by Druggists, 76c. Hall's family rills are the best. Mothers will find Mr, Winslow's Hoothlng Pyrup tho bent remedy to uio for their children during the tuulhlng period. Dlai'iiuriiuliiMT Him. "Yes, I io confoHHotl that ho loved me, but I tried to dlKcourngu him In every way I It now how. Oucu hu dared to kiss mo." "And you acrpninod, Joanottc?" "Well er not then, but I warned hltn that I would tlio next time. Then bo klsnetl mo ngitln." "Surely you called for help?" "How could I when I was ao star tled? Presently ho slipped bla arm lound me." "And you drew awny?" "No, I nestled closer er that la fct really, dear, I tried to discourage him; yea, I tried hard." DOES YOUR BACK ACHE? Will Our Ilia Klilnrye nml the l'aln Nnvnr Itnturii, Only ono way to euro an aching back. Cure the ratine, tho kidneys. Thou. eniuia tell ol cures mado by Donn'a Kid ney I'illa. John 0. Coloinan, a promt nont merchant of Hwainaboro, (),, bmvb: "For several years my kidneys were affected, nntt my back nchod day and night. I was Nungulii, nervous and Inuio in the morn g. Donn'a Kidney rills helped me ght away, nnd the great relief that tallowed has boon porinauont." Hold by all dealers. 60 cents n box. Fonter-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. MBK I Onlr Wanted a Square Deal. "Prisoner," aald the Judge, "stand up. Have you anything to say why Judgment of the court should not now bo pronounc ed against you?" "I'd like to say, your honor," amwerei the prisoner, "that I hopo you will not allow your mind to bo prejudiced against me by the poor defense my lawyer put up for me. I'll tnko It an a great favor It your honor will Just give mo tho sentence I'd havo got It I had pleaded guilty It tho flrat place." Quick Sottlamenf, lad lookod up from his geof. Tho rnphy. "l'a," he said, running his finger ovct tho map of South America," who set tled Venexuehi?" "I don't know exactly, my ion," yawned pa, "but I can toll you who aettled President Caatro." "Who?" "Why, France." Ill Ifataral Conclaalem. "I'm entertaining Miss Sulggs, the most popular girl In our class," aald the Bryn Mawr girl. "I'd Uko you to meet her." "No, thank you," replied Dick, "I'm not interested in homely girls." "Why, how did you know she wu homely?" "She must be or she wouldn't be ee popular with you other girls ; also, yon wouldn't want mo to moot her." Phil adelphia Press. Thrilled. He was looking at Niagara Falls. "Splendid I Maguluccutl" ho mtir mitred. o the spectaclo touches you, too?" ventured a fellow spectator. "Touches mo I" roared the first "Such splendid horsejiower, audi mag nlllcent energy 1 And mo running my mill by Hteumt Say, It inoro than touches me. It breaks mo all up." Philadelphia Ledger. aat LfcOUNCUj The Home ol the Wave Circle 'UejMAHrV Joan. hawVAI b the home where good cooking it loved, where the family enjoy the finest of biscuits, doughnuts, cakes, and pies and other good things every day. The baking is always delicious and wholesome because K C Baking Powder the baking powder of the wave circle, is used. Get KC to-day I 25 ounces for 25c If it isn't all that we claim, your grocer retunds your money. bend for "Book oi Presents." JAQUES MFC. CO. Chicago. Pit. W. A, WIS irS PLAIN BUSINESS When you gel dental work done. Bje tern and precision all the war through In our orflce, but we do temper builneee wllh a lull, compaction for a nervous Eallvut. We trjr to wake It a palulee iialn.e. Hr. murdevant, epeclalUt OB child ren't ttelh and irulaUn. WISE BROS.. Dentists ratlins; HutldtDf.Tnlrd and Washington a. ui. to p. m. i HundaysllolL MalnlOM. WORK DONE ON wrCKlV AND M0M1HLY PAVMCNTS DR. T, t. W1W the law up to that tlmo will be about half a million more than that amount In addition a return of about a million is expected from settlers on Irrigated lands. Irrigation was ono of the forces upon which the late Prof. Sbaler laid empba ala when enumerating the resources upon which we could depend to meet the needs of. an cver-lncroaslng population. But It was not tho only one. We must utilize the dlko and drain as well as tho canal. We must fertlllzo the now arid desert by giving tho moisture that It requires, but we must not forget that thcro are vast reaches of almost ex haustlcsa fertility now submerged that will blossom as the rose when the wat ers that cover them have been drawn off. It has been estimated that Irriga tion will ultimately bring into cultiva tion and generous production 100,000, 000 acre that aro now barren and for bidding. Wo hnvo begun reclamation at this end, and perhaps It Is the nat ural end; but no sooner Is It under taken than tho opposlto enterprise Is more strongly suggested. This, If car ried to Its approximate limit, 'would freo as much more In all parts of the country of Its watery burden, and open It up to tho sorvlco and support of man. Thcro aro In the United Btntos lu the neighborhood of 100,000,000 acres of swamp land, of which about 70,000,000 hnve been surveyed. Theso are located cast, west, north nnd south, or nil over tho country. Tho wolrd Kvergladcs of Florida, if drained and cleared, an en gluoers now claim they can be, would gtvo 7,000,000 acres of tho finest farm ing land in tho world. New Jersey and Virginia possess vast swamp lands. Hit iiols has 4,000,000 acres of them j Min nesota, 6,000,000; Michigan, 0,000,000, and Iowa, 2,000,000. In every Statu there aro swamps of greater or less ex tent which would be Its choicest treas ure If once put Into tillable condition. These suggestive factor are behind the Btecneraon bill, now before Congress, proposing similar economic treatmeut ot tho submerged lands that the govern ment is now giving to Its arid tracts. Perhaps In some cases the work ot reclamation along these lines would t more expensive. In others It would probably be less so. The necessary un dertakings would be vast, but if sue cessful the rewards would be vaster. Tlie two enterprises would have the potential effect of adding to our pro ductlve area, and equal In extent to more tlmn elx times that of tho State of New York, or about a tonth of our entlro territory, Including Alaska, and It would bo soli of unoxampled fertil ity. With such reclamation many oth er problem now formidable, like gen eral sanitation, the mosquito criuado, and so forth, would be much simplified. Thoro Is hardly a Now England farmor but bus ono swamp or more that would bo tho best part of his holding could ho but bring It into subjection. It Is a question of engineering and upon such quostlons the light Is breaking all over the country. THE ITCHING WAS ALMOST UNBEARABLE. Dear Sirs My body broke out with a rash or eruption whloh In splto of all efforts to oure continued to get worse. The itohtng, especially ot night, was simply terrible, It would almost disappear at times, only to return worse than ever. I had tried many highly rooommonded prepa- blomtsh and plmplo from my body. I shall not fall to rec ommend S. S. S. whonover an opportunity ooours to do so, Esoondldo, Oal L. MARNO. the natural channels of bodily waste, the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels. At this season nf the vear. however, these orp-ans become toroid. dull and slutrtrish. and fail to nerform this duty, and these accumulations remain in the system and arc absorbed by the blood to ferment and sour, producing burning acids and ncrid humors. The blood cannot properly nourish the system while in this impure condition, and begins to throw off these acids through the pores and glands of the skin, producing Acne, Eczema, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin diseases of every description. EOZEMA appears usually with a slight redness of the skin, followed by pustules from which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense.' It is generally on the back, breast, arms, legs and face, though other parts of the body may be afflicted. In TETTER the skin dries, cracks and bleeds, and is often very painful. The acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, causing a dry, feverish, hardened condition and giving it a lcathdry appearance. AONE makes its appearance on the f accin the form of pimples and black-heads, and is particularly disagreeable because of its unsightly appear ance, while PSORIASIS, a scaly disease, conies in patches on different parts of the body. One of the worst forms of skin disease is SALT RHEUM, It discharges a watery fluid;form ing sores and producing intense itching. The head and face arc the parts usually affected, and sometimes the hair falls out and a mass of sores forms on the scalp. These and all skin diseases arc due to the same cause burning acids and humors in the blood, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and made pure they will continue. The best treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S., a remedy that is purely vegetable, being made en tirely from roots, herbs and barks, and acts directly on the blood with a cleansing, healing effect. It neutralizes the acids and purifies the blood so that the skin, instead of being blistered and burned by the fiery fluids, is nourished by a supply of cooling, healthy bipod. It goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle of waste or foreign matter, builds up the blood and cjircs all skin diseases promptly and permanently. S. S. S. docs not leave the least par ticle of the poison for future outbreaks, but entirely rids the blood or the cause for all skin diseases. S. S. S. tones up the system and regulates the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels so that they will carry off the natural waste and refuse matter through the proper channels, instead of leaving it to be absorbed by the blood. Nothing equals S. S. S. in the treatment of these troubles and for building up the general health. Write for our treatise on skin diseases and any medical advice you wish. vv e znaKC no cnarge xor euncr. THE SWIFT ssHMFTO COMPANY, ATLANTA, 474. Inure Uiioonectoaelr. A leading football player of a fow years ago, who is now in business In Chicago, was as careful of his conduct off the field as he was aggrcsslvo on tho field. He was captain of the elovou In his senior year, and his friends were shocked more than once at the vigor ous supply of profanity that he turned on in the football practice when things did uot go to suit him. Finally ho was requested by the faculty to sidetrack the swearing. He was amazed at this action on the faculty's part, for he de clared that he was ntterly unconscious of the fact that be had offended. Ills character was such as to leave no doubt that be spoke the truth. Even after the faculty warning he sometimes broke out Mate While Ovowtntr. Oriental gardeners are adepts at their work, the most striking production of one of their number being a natural arm-chair, In, which the required shape was attained during the growth of a vine. Almost from Its first appear ance the vine had been carefully treat ed In anticipation of the use to which It waa to be put By the time It attain ed full growth It was formed Into a rus tle arm-chair. All of the Joints were made by grafting, so that the chair la practically In one solid piece, and after It had attained a growth of aonie three feet It waa cut and thoroughly dried, finally It was polished, the wood tak ing a finish not unlike mahogany. More Appropriate. The dlatrict attorney was about to summon another witness In tbe great blackmailing trial. "I can't get his real name," said the attorney, "but I'll Just put him down as John Doe." "Hut he has so much money,", ven tured the assistant, "suppose we put him down as John Dough?" Watt Qcsup -Isn't It something start ling for old Hunks to be dropping Into extravagant habits at his time ot life? Muskum Downe Yes; he has Just found out that there Is an Inheritance tax, and he's opposed to It on principle. He says he Is going to see to It that bis heirs don't have to pay any such tax. 1 tlSBBBBBsV He Lov4 Her Not. A little 0-year-old girl friend of mine came running to me and threw herself Into my arms, sobbing as If her heart would break. "God doesn't love me any more," she walled; "Cod doesn't love me"!" "God doesn't lova you? Why, dear, God loves everyone," I asured her. "0, no, be doesn't love me. I know he doesn't. I tried blm with a daisy." Harper's Bazar. Tho Need. "Hero Is nnothor question that ought to bo brought beforo Congress," said tho earnest citizen. "My donr air," answered Senator Sor ghum, "Congress now has all tho ques tions It enn tnko euro of. What It needs Is some answers." Washington Star. 3 Better them It Looked. "This," aald the native, "la our base ball ground. It doesu't look very fln but it's got Its good points." "Ob, yes, I see," replied the visiting fan. "It's a rough diamond." Phila delphia Press. LAND SCRIP S& Approved I-und he rip for nuvryrO, un.urviy-il, tlmlirrnt nr prairie (overnnirnl land. II, M. HAMILTON, 1'orlland lloirl, Toriland, Oregon GASOLENE ENGINES a to hor- Hwitr fully warranted, l5. All sites and st les at luweit prices. Write for catalog;, RCICRSON MACHINERY COM I' ANY Portland, Oregon. ISBfflSSurwlBrxaCTrwPfSSSPSJPBBBJ .AVfeCetable PrepaMlionforAs- slmllatlrMJ theFoodandBctf ula- ting the Stouachs andDowels of DositUtra-. The art of dentistry waa Introduced Into New York by John Greenwood la 1788. He Is said to have made tbe first artificial teeth ever manufactured la thla country. When a woman walks along the streets after dark with a dollar in her pocket, she thinks every man soe doss net nest U following hr. Promotes DigcatiooCheerful nessandRest.CoRialns neither Oj)4tjmforphirve ror Mineral. WOT "KJkSLV OTIO . JeBSjMoj-i AmJ&Smd Aperfccl Remedy forConsllp. Hon, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions ,1'e veri sh ncss and Loss of Sleep. fM Simla Signature of NEW YORK. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of I tf.lT fl stf IsSBBBmiDJBtcBV Dr. G. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Tills wondrr'ul Chi. nese Doctor Is callrd crrat brcuuie lie curve lwoi4e without onera- Hun Hint are kIdh up lo ill, lie cures will lliou voudrful dil ute. Iitrbs, toon, liuila, bark) and vegelablea lliat are entirely un InoMU to medical sci ence in IUU oonuiry. Tliroiimi tbe u of tlioat turmlrta remrUlce this famoiu doctor knows llieaciloii of over 400 different remedies which he succeasmily ues In different disease. Ue KUraQteejocure catarrh, asthma, lung, ibroat. rheuiuaiUiu, nervouiuwu. stomach, liven kid prys, etc.) hai hundreds of testimonials. Cbariiea moderate. Call and sea him. 1'aUenla out of the city write for blanlcr and circular, bend stamp. CONSULTATION i'MKK. .Mr! THE C. SEE WO CHINESE MEMCINE CO 162),' rirst St., S. f. Cor. Morrison Mention paper. PORTLAND. OMGON. KXACT Stirs' OJM in Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Portland Trace Directory Name anej Addresses io Portland of Rear. Mutative Business rb-ene. MAU1U LAMKIlNH-WeUler Co, 1'ortlaad. Lowest prices un Lanterns and Slides. llOltbts or all kinds for sale at very reasonable prices. Inquire X7t front tu. CUE AM BEPAHATOna-We cnarante tbe U.S. beparator to be Hie beet. Writs tor free catalog. li.i.l wood Co.. rlfth and Oak. MK.V8CLOT1UNO Buffum A Pendleton, sole asents Alfred llenjomln A Co.'s correct clothe Lvf rythlus lu men's furuUhlnys. Morrison and Slith streets, opposite pononfco. JOULTHV lOOD-If you want your bens to lay more egre write ue for free particulars about l'U- ltlNA POULTUV ikKUa-Aime Mills Co, 'I'l Portland, Oregon. PIANOS A OIK) ANH Oldest plrai house on Par clflo coast. Organs and Pianos on asy payments. Writ ar list. Let us quote you a prica, AUeass UUberl-Ueruak.r Co., Portland, Oregon. WANTED Men and Women to learn Berber trade IneUbt weeks i graduates earn ironi 1S ta fa weakly ezprrt lie rui'torsi catalog frrei Moles Hystrin of Colleges, U N, fourth st, Portland. TKLKGKAI'HY TAUGHT VRKE. Com plete course and posit on secured when graduated 1 his oSr good only for abort time. Write mr Par llcu'ara. PAOinb TKI.KdHAl'II INSTITUTE O ran 4 Tbeatro Building, Portland, Oregon. P. N.U. TweaaareaeinooejaaaiT. mj vooa err. w No. 25- written; to arfrertLeoi-a ploooe 3 If aaoai I lasawawaeeaaw uoa saio payor. UK iHiUM ,ji mvmmMmttm - VafraaSffiflYWolili