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HIE NEW AGE, POKTIiASTB, OREGON
YBuy Hair
at Auction?
At any rate, you seem to be
getting rid of it on auction-sale
principles: "going, going,
R-o-n-cl" Stop the auction
with Aycr's Hair Vigor. It
checksfallinghair, and always
restores color to gray hair. A
splendid dressing also. Sold
for over sixty years.
" M hair rm nut no hsilly I nearly loit It
til. f had hraril to much about Ayer'a lltlr
Vigor I tliouRlit I would gle It it trill. I (lid
o mill It ciitnplntolf atoipe1 the filling, mid
mmlntnr hair grow very rapidly." MAltr II.
riRLt), Northtlelil, Mum.
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Made by J. O. Ayer Co., Lowell, Kui,
Alio nunuj4iurr qi
9 !B.UP1BII I A.
MV'fO CIIERRV PECTORAL.
Inlrlllifpnt Critic.
"Hnl linl That wns n funny Joke
you wroto about the fellow who didn't
know a 'hunker' from a 'stymie,' " mild
faie Rolfor.
"Mnde n lilt with you golfers, eh?"
replied the funny ninu.
"Yet. Hueh Ignorance li laughable."
"I nupioo ho. Say, whnt are 'bunk
era' nnd 'stymies,' anyway?" Phlla
dqtulita Ledger.
Deafness Cannot Oe Cured
br hoc ill Ht1lrttl(inii an t her cannot roach tho
dlacMuil portion of tliu oar. 1 hero In only otio
way locuroiIuAliu's, nntl that la by cutislltu
tlunnl reiiii'dlci. Dunlnuia la raum-il liy an In.
IIkiihiI conilltlon ol thu uiucuua lltilnu of tho
ICmtaclilnii TiiIkj, Whon thla tubo la Inllnmctl
you hitvo ft riimlillliK sound nr Imtiorfoet hear,
log, nnd win n It la entirely closotf, Dealnci li
tliu res tilt, nnil iiiiIom tho liillnininntiim can to
taken out nnil this I u ho rotmoil to Ita normal
condition, In itrlixr will do rii-ttroycil forever;
liliiKcncaiiiitof ten nrn cauioil liy Catarrh,
which la nntlilliK hut an liillaiiiud condition of
ItiiviniK ouh aiirfiircN.
WowIIIkIvd Oiin lliitiilrcd Dnllara for any
cam of Hvafmaiitt'aiiM'd liycntnrrh) ttiflt can
not lut rnri'il by IliiU'n Catarrh Cure. Bund for
olrculnrs, Iri'o.
V. J. (lltKNKY it CO., Tolodo.O.
Hold by I)riWKlti","So.
liall'i Family l'llli aro tho beat.
Flnntliiir Corn In I'nnnma.
"Anyone who In willing to work enn
p.et rich In tho ltepuhllc of I'unnuiii,"
aid Dlllwynii M. Hnzlett to a Katuns
City Journal writer. "It coits 10 ccnts
n bunch to rnlMu bnnniiim nnd there Is
nlwuyH Hnle for them nt 30 cents n
bunch. Three crop of corn can be
ruined a year and no cultivation Is re
quired. A man walks along and drops
the corn In tho footprints he mnkes
and a nntlro followH nnd covers tho
corn with his big toe. Tlmt Is all there
In to do until It Is time to gather It"
Mother will find Mm, Wlnslow'a Soothing
fljriip tho tout remedy tout for their children
during the teething rerlod.
A Cmitloua Financier,
"Do you favor government owner
ship of rallwnyH?"
"I don't know," answered Fnrraor
CorntoHHol. "It 'ud bo nil right If wo
could alius ho sure of shnrln' prollts,
but I've got trouble enough with taxes
without dlggln' down to pay doflclts."
Washington Star.
i HI. Vitus' lUnro nnil nil Nervous Disrate
O p-rinuimntly iiirisl liy Dr. Kline' Ureal
rv Itialiirrr. hnnil for MIK rill trial Imttlit und
lnallaK.Iir.it. II.KIIur,UI.,UlArclirH.,rbll-il,
Iln limit th fllarna.
One morning two young women on
tcred tho Nnlhlllo grocery, and after
noino dlneiiNslou bought n pound of
dates, two ihiuuiIk of glugersuapH and
two pound of crackers.
"Stopping nt .Miss dray's?" Inquired
the clerk, ns ho tied up the bundles.
"Yes," tmld one of tho young women,
with evident surprise.
"Camo about jenterday forenoon?"
aid tho clerk,
"How did you know?" nuked tho oth
er joung woman, curiously.
"Uin. Well, 1 can most generally
tell," said tho clerk, without glancing
nt tho objects of his mliid-rendlug, As
lie twitched n knot In the string. "You
fee, It's pretty drizzly and muddy to
day, and I knew there wouldn't bo nny
ImmIj'h boarders but MIsh 0 ray's feel
Urn need of coming out here such weath
or; and long as you didn't come till to
day, 1 knew for sure you couldn't hnvo
been here tnoro'u one day. Three meals
Is alHHit tho average."
Indianapolis Transportation Facilities.
Indianapolis has 18 railroads, reach
lug nil the Important ottlea ol the Cen
tral Went, and 14 iuterurban electric
lines nnil connections extending from
25 to 75 miles in every direction.
These bring into Indianapolis an
ouormoiiB trading population. From a
radius o( 50 miles more than 26, COO
luanufnctiirora and dealers come to In
tUauapolis (or their supplies. Editors
and publishers will visit Indianapolis
lu June, tho occasion being the annual
convention of the National Editorial
association,
fallacy About Jovvolors.
Jeweler, when watchea are with
thotu for repairs, are frequently Inault
d with the remak:
"I trust there la no danger of crys
tals being substituted for the Jewels la
the works of my watch."
"or a great many persoaa think there
are dishonest Jewelers wb make a
practice, with "full-Jeweled" watches,
of substituting crystals for Us Jewels
at aa enormous prolt
s a matter of fact, there U M truth
la this suspicion. A Jeweler, so matter
how illshouest, eoald set steal the Jew.
els In a watch, for they are valueless i
they only eost 10 cents apiece.
la antique watches the Jewels were
(tea coeUy. la modern watches the
are aever werta isere taaa 111 a
vm.H ji !
A LITTLE LESSON
IN ADVERSITY.
It seems almost Incredible thnt a deaf
mnu Hbould bo ono of tho greatest mas
tera of music, nnd almost beyond be
lief Unit Itcctho
ven, tho giant of
composers, should
have been nflllctcd
with tho loss of his
hearing when ho
was but 80 years
old, In tho full zen
ith of his wonder
ful powers.
To many n man
tills n III 1 c 1 1 o n
would havo closed
tho doors of
achievement, but
not so with tho
ludwio nicETiiovKir.
wonderful muslclnn. At first despond
ent when ho hnd been assured by tho
best physicians that nothing could bo
dono to help him, ho refused to meet
any ono, ns ho could not bear tho world
to know thnt ho hnd becomo deaf. It
was then that he wroto:
"It makes mo sad to think thnt oth
ers can hear tho notes of a fur-on (Into
or n distant shepherd's song, and I enn
uoL" Hut gradually his great unturo con
quered tho blackness of his despair,
and ho went to work again with deter
mination, Desplto his denfness ho de
termined to lend an orchestra In a sym
phony of his own. When tho lust note
had died away tho groat uudlenco was
perfectly quiet for n moment Then a
storm of npplauso broko forth. Ucotho
veil could not hear It, could not know
thnt his symphony hnd plonscd. Tho
nplatiso grow louder and louder, final
ly one of tho musicians touched Ucotho
von upon tho arm. Ho turned nnd saw
what ho hail not been able to hoar.
It was after ho had becomo deaf thnt
many of Ileethoveii'H greatest compost
tlons wero written, n proof that by
force of will ulono a man may provo
iiluiNulf greater than circumstance.
, COOKINQ IN THE CHURCH.
Mcnla Kurnlalieil fur Ocraalona In
Un-lo-IlnfB lluuaca of Worahlp.
Light nnd heavy housekeeping as
practiced In up-to-dato oliurclics Is it
revolution to tho pcoplo who see It for
tho first time. Tlio country visitor Is
apt to be shocked or delighted, accord
ing to temperament. Many conserva
tive folk, Including missionaries, rural
pastors, and laymen, como to cenaure
and remain to digest
Why shouldn't a church havo a
kitchen?
What could bo moro practical? It Is
asked. There are clubrooms, libraries,
and gymnnslums In churchos nowadays,
and tieoplQ sny It Is qulto proper to
hnvo a woll-furnlshed kitchen capnblo
of supplying after meeting refresh-
menu and tho solid meals of rarer oc
casions.
In soino churches the cccleslnstlc
kitchen gives forth a savory etlluenco
three times a day. A cup of coffee hot
from tho urn often heartens tho min
ister before ho ascends tho pulpit Aged
members of tho congregation, wearied
by u long service, may bo rovlvcd In
tho basement by it draught of steaming
oolong.
"It Is n sign of progross," said nn
enthusiastic matron, who manages ono
church kitchen, tho other day, "The
food nt festivals nnil sociables used to
bo a byword. Everything was cold,
soggy and uneatable.
"Pcoplo nibbled nt things out of a
soiiso of religious duty and went to a
good restaurant nftenvnrd. Now tho
menu at nny affair comparos favorably
with what you get ouLsldo.
"A missionary to Chlnn snld that our
church reminded her of tho Chinese
temples which nro used as hotels by
travelers. Anybody out thero may
Mcop and get his meals lu tho temple,
which Is often tho only available pub
lic house.
"Now, I think that speaks well for
tho Chlneso nnd for ourselves. Tho
church can never Ik mndo too populur
nnd too useful. Religion ought not to
bo an enemy to modern Improvements."
"Ono good thing about church kitch
ens," said an uptown matron, "Is thnt
they permit us servant tyrannized folk
to prnctlco a little cookery. I could
uorer dure to enter my kitchen at hom
and mnko experiments lu cook's pres
ence. Hut I can go to the church ee
tabllshment and educate myself In all
tho departments of culinary art Also
ono meets thero Indies who havo trav
eled and thero Is a chnnco to acquire
the rudiments of cosmopolitan cook
ery." llarvnaT.
William II. Chase, the portrait paint
er, tells a story of the time whon the
Into Jnmes McNeil Whistler was at
outs with the Hoynl Academy at Lon
don. About this tlmo an admirer of
Whistler lu Pennsylvania wrote lilm
requesting his autograph. The letter
was scut In care of tho academy. That
Institution took advantage of the op
portunity thus offered to revenge Itself
for the alleged affrouts put upon It by
the caustic Whistler. The Pennsyl
vania's letter was returned to him
some months later, through the dead
letter otttco at Washington, and It bore
on the envelope the word "Unknown,"
repeated as many times aa space would
allow. Washington Star.
ltlota Mine of Oak,
A Russian timber dealer has discov
ered a valuable mine of oak. It exists
la a river In south Uussla and has lay-
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ers three or four feet deep scattered
over ICO squaro miles. Its most strik
ing feature Is Its variety of colors, sup
posed to bo duo to tho variegated soil of
tho river bottom. No fewer thnn
twclvo shndes of pink, blue, yellow nnd
brown havo been noted, each log hav
ing Its own uniform shade. Tho log
taken out hnvo rnnged from forty to
200 feet In length nnd from fifteen to
twenty Inches In diameter, and It Is
estimated that moro than 1G0.000,
averaging seventy feet, remain.
DIFFICULT TO PROVE.
Not AUrnrm Eiiay- to ISatmbllah One'a
Identlt-.
Paradoxical us It inny seem, the most
dllllcult thing to provo In a court of In a Dllemtnn. Tho Wife Two weeks
law Is who you nro. It Is a simple ago you said my husband couldn't live,
matter If you Inuo still living plenty j nnd" now he's nearly well. Tho Doctor
of relatives of nn older generation, but Madam, I cuu only express my re
BtimiOHO your tmrenbt ami tinclim nnd grct
nunts nro dead, It becomes well-nigh
Impossible, says u writer In tho Now
lork world. As a matter of fact your
kuowledgo of your Identity Is ubsolute
ly hcursuy. You know your futher and
mother called you their sou, and to
that fuct you may testify If tho ques
tion of your Identity should ever como
beforo a Judge and Jury. Hut tho testi
mony goes before tho Jury with tho
warning from tho Judge thut It Is only
hearsay, for you hnvo no personal
knowledge of tho mutter.
Ofllclal town or pariah records aro
valuable, but by no means conclusive.
Suppose you are John Smith, son of
Itobert und Mury Smith, born ut Al
bany on August 1, 1805. Tho record of
births In thu llureau of Vital Statistics
nt Albany will provo that u son named
John was born to Itobert and Mary
Smith oil that ditto; tho register of tho
church may provo that John, sou of
Itobert nnd Mary Smith, was bnptlzcfl
on a certain date, but they do not provo
that you tiro thu John Smith, of whom
these a ro records.
To establish tho connection between
you and tho person mentioned lu tho
recordH, lu other words to provo your
own Identity, In tho dllllcult', If your
mother Is iillvo hIio can do It; If any
relative who hn known you since you
wero born Is nllvo ho can do It
Tho successive suits for tho cstnto
of A. T. Stewart fulled on such grounds
iih theso. Tho plaintiffs, cousins of the
Into Mrs. Stewart, wero unable to provo
their relationship. It was necessary lu
ono of theso cuses that a man should
provo his Into father and A. T. Stewart
to havo been brothers, but ho had no
personal kuowledgo of tho matter; ho
had heard his futher In Ireland refer
to A. T. Stowart us his brother, but
tho court would not let him testify
oven to that and, as tho defendants do
ulod tho relationship, tho case fell to
the ground.
Tho Identity of a person becomos
oven harder of proof after be Is dead.
In tho Itoyal Arcanum thero aro sev
eral hundred thousand dollars of doath
benefits tied up bocauso of tho Inability
of heirs to prove that tho Insured man
Is doad.
Very often It Is necessary to success
In litigation ovor an estate to provo
not only who were your parents, but
who wero your grandparents. Family
Illblcs, with tho records thorcln, help
out In this, but aro not at all conclu
sive. Illrth and marrlngo certificates
aro accepted as corroborative, but it
requires qulto a mass of such matter,
together with at least poiuo witnesses
who can testify of their own personal
kuowledgo, beforo n court will accept
such a fuct ns proved to Its ant Is fac
tion. PA83INQ OF FAMOUS HEN.
Had
Laid 4,700 Kwua llttfore
film
tiled at Alio of ill.,
"Ilotsy," Georgo Urudley's famous
hen, known to poultry raisers nil
through Tennessee, Is dead nt tho ngo
of 22 years, nnd has been burled with
honors befitting her career of useful
ness, lletsy was one of a brood of chicks
hatched on tho day thnt Hradley's eld
est sou was born, nearly twenty-three
years ngo. Ity tho date of tho young
man's birth the family established her
ago.
lletsy was occasionally permitted to
lndulgo her motherly Instincts, upon
which occasions sho Invariably brought
Into tho world from a dozen to fifteen
of tho finest chicks that ever scratch
ed gravel.
When not engaged In motherly duties
Detsy sometimes worked overtime und
laid two eggs a day.
As year after year passed without
any appreciable difference In Uetsy's
strenuouslty, she bevume tho wonder
of the country and the barnyard Jewel
of the Bradley family.
It Is estimated thnt during that tlmo
tills Industrious hen has laid 4,750 eggs
and batched fiTO chickens.
Over her grave Mr. Ilradloy will
erect a headstone Inscribed ns follows:
"Here lies laying lletsy. Born In
1SS3; died In 1003. She did many a
fowl deed for thoso she loved. Penco
to her bones let them lay. May sho
lay again some other day,"
If tho 4,730 eggs thut Betsy laid dur
ing her ulueteeu years of faithful serv
ice were sold In tho market at their
present price they would renllzo
$008.50. If her 570 chickens brought
on average price of I!0 cents they would
represent a market value of $171.
On this basis Betsy earned $1,070.50
for her owuer before she retired from
active duty and commenced to take life
easy. New York Herald.
Terrible Tkoasht.
Mrs. Bacon I co Japauese cooks
are coming Into favor.
Mr. Bacon Well, say I After dlscov
erlng what fighters those Japanese nro,
Imagine going up against a Japanese
cook ! lookers Statesman.
Proud of His English. "Ah, mn foil
how ho Is llko his fntherl A chip of ze
old blockhead, Is ho not?"
Contradicted. "Here's a scientist
who says that wo think with one-half
of our brain." "Well. I could show him
, Bomo Pcoplo who don't"
I Teacher Hit Hard. "Now, boys," said
tho teacher, "how many months hnvo
28 days?"
"All of 'em," promptly re-
plied tho youngster at tho foot of tho
class.
Friend Havo you ever seen nctlvo
service, colonel? Col. Grass I havo,
sir very active. I onco promised n
waiter two shillings If ho Bcrvcd mo
quickly. Tit-Bits.
"Itemcmbor," snld the angry hus
band, "whnt I say goes." "It does," re
joined his wife, calmly, "providing you
wrlto It down nnd put a stamp on it"
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Parson Johnslng DIs henh turkey
lias shot lu him, dcakln; nin ho a wild
ioiio? Deacon Ketchum Wnl. no but
soino o do shot dut was fired nt mo
dono hit do turkey I Life.
"By George, but I've got n Jewel of
a glrL I proposed by wlro nnd told
her to answer ut my expense" "Well?"
"And tho frugnl little thing waited tin
til (I p. m. and got nfght rates." Cour-ler-Journnl.
Good Answer. "I am not going to
Join tho church," said n wlseacro to Dr.
Vun Dyko "they are all hypocrites
there." "Never mind, my tlenr fellow,"
replied tho divine, "thero Is room for
ono more."
Sho Fixed Him I Visiting Philan
thropist Good morning, uindnino: I nm
collecting for tho Drunkards' Homo.
Mrs. McGuIro Shuro I'm glad of It
sor If yo como round to-night yez cuu
unco mo husband.
A Troublesomo Future. Nurse
Bridget, como horo und see n French
baby born lu Dublin. Bridget Poor
llttlo darlliitl It'H u grent perploxlty
you'll bo to yourself, I'm thlnkln', when
you begin shpeakln'l
On tho Trolley Car. "Your fare,
miss," said tho conductor, pausing be
foro hor. Sho blushed nnd bit her Up.
"Your faro, miss," ho repented. "Sure,"
said tho girl, "an' whut if I bo? Yo
must not bo rcpentln' It llko that before
folks."
That's Different Smith: "Ho tooU
sovcrul good-sized sticks and bent hi
wife. Brown I cannot believe ho
could bo guilty of such cruolty. Smith
Cruolty? Thero wasn't nny cruelty
about It They wore playing golf to
gether. "What I want" said tho young man,
"Is to got married and havo a peace
ful, qulot home." "Well," said Furinor
Corntossel, "sometimes It work Uint
way, und then again sometimes It's llko
Jolnln' a debiitli.' society." Washing
ton Star.
Young WIfo Tho landlord says ho'll
paper tho bedroom, but will have to
put It ou over tho old paper nnd not
scrape tho walls. Husband Well, that's
nil right Young Wife But think, thnt
room Is much too small already. Amer
ican Spectator.
"Whnt a lovely collection of odd
cups!" exclaimed n guest, peering Into
tho china cabinet; "did It take you
long to get so many?" "Oh, no," snld
the hostess; "thoso aro samples of the
sets wo hnvo hnd In tho last two years 1"
Detroit Free Press.
Tho Judge But If you tooted your
horn, how U it that tho plaintiff did
not hear you In tlmo to get out of the
way? Tho Defendant I am convinced,
your honor, that tho accident was duo
entirely to tho Inferior velocity of
sound. Brooklyn Life.
Mrs, Scruggs (viciously) It seems
llko a hundred years since wo wero
married. I can't even remember when
we first met Scruggs (wearily) I can.
It was at a dinner part, and thero
wero thlrteeen at table, Translated for
Tales from Famlllo Journal.
Itlmer Have you read any of those
versified advertisements I'm writing
for "Phlsslck'a Pink Panacea?" Crlt
tick Yed, ami they mako mo sick. Itl
mer Good I Thnt'a the effect I want
them to have. It helps tho salo of the
"Panacea." Philadelphia Ledger.
"Mr. Bugglns," said tho attending
physician, gravely, "I am afraid your
wife's mind Is gone." "Well, I'm not
surprised," replied Mr. B. "She's beea
giving mo n pleco of It every day for
twenty-three years, and sho didn't have
u wholo lot to start on I" Washington
Life.
"I'd llko to pay you somethlug ex
tra," said tho customer, "but see that
sign." Ho pointed to tho printed no
tice, "No tips must bo uceepted In this
barber shop." "Whist" snld tho bar
ber, "that's a tip from the boss, and
It's agin the rule to accept It" Phila
delphia Ledger.
Moving. "Pn," said Tommy Twnd
dies, "this here mythology book says
that Orpheus was such a fine musician
th't he made trees an' stones move."
"Your sister Teresa has Orpheus beat
t city block," grumbled Pu Twaddles,
"Her plauo-playlng has made twenty
families move out cf this flat la the
last two mouths."
Klitil.M
Tho Kind You lluvo Always IJoutfht lins borno tho sigiin
turo of Glms. II. Fletcher, mid hits boon mndo uuder his
pergonal supervision for over ttO yenrs. Allow no ono
to deeclvo you in tills. Counterfeits, Imitations nutl
Just-ns-trood" nro but Experiments, and cndaiifrcr tho
health of Children Exnerleneo against Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
Castorln. is a harmless nubstltuto for Castor Oil, Pare
Rorle, Drops nnd Soothinu- Syrups. It is Pleasant. Ifc
contains neither Opium, Morphlno nor other Nnrcotlo
substance. Its njro is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
nnd allays Fovorishncss. It cures Dlarrlueu nnd Wintl
Colic. It relieves Tcctliinrr Troubles, cures Constipation
nnd Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho
Stomach nod Bowels, riving healthy nnd natural sleep,
Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend,
The KM You Me Always Bought
Boars tho
Use For
VMICCNTMIH COMPANY, TT
C&a&$fffljukc
In
Grandfather's Cure for
Constipation
REAT medicine, the Saw-
buck.
Two hours a day sawing
wood will keep anyono'a
Bowels regular.
No need of pills, Cathartics, Castor
Oil nor "Physio," If you'll only work tho
Sawbuck regularly.
Exercise Is Nature's Cure for Consti
pation and, Ten-Mllo walk will do, If you
haven't got a wood pile.
But, If you will take your Exercise In
an Easy Chair, there's only one way to
do that, and make a Success of It.
Because, there's only one kind of
Artificial Exercise tor the Dowels and Its
name ir"CASCARETS."
Cascarets are the only means to exer
cise the Bowel Muscles, without work.
They don't Purge, Gripe, nor "upset
your Stomach," because they don't act
like Cathartics.
They don't flush SHi yu Bowels and
Why of the World.
Deacon Hardest)' I'm sorry to henr
that you are dissatisfied with your preach
er. He I a most excellent man.
Brother McGinnli (of another congre
gation) Oh, yes, and he's a eood preach
er; but he docun't draw well. We have
a chance now to get a man who hat Jutt
been tried for heresy.
You Can (Jet Allen's Foot-Eate FREG.
Write Allen 8. Olmited, to Roy.N. y for a
free lample ol Allen 't Foot-Kate, It cure
iwetlii(f. hot swollen, aching leet. It inaket
new or tight thoet eaiy. A certain cure lor
cornt, liiKrowlngnatlt and bunions. All drug.
gUtiteUtt. 'Vx. Don't accept any substitute.
nida ud I'ruitosala.
"Ilns Count Fucnsh mndo a proposal
for your daughter's band?"
"Not exactly," answered Mr. Cumroy.
"Ho Is waiting for Die to put la bids
for a title." Washington Stnr.
SEVEN YEARS AGO
A Itochettcr Cheinlat Found a Singular
j Kffactlve SUillclne,
William A. Franklin, of the Frank
lin A Palmer Chemical Co., Rochester,
. i., writes:
"Seven years ago
I was suffering very
much through the
failure of the kid
neys to eliminate
the uric acid from
my system , My
back was very lame
and ached If I over
exerted myuulf lu the least degree. At
times I was weighed down with a feel
ing ot languor and depression and suf
fered continually from annoving irregu
larltiea of the kidney secretions.
I procured a box of Doan'a Kidney
Pills and began using them. I found
prompt relief lrom the aching and
lameness in my back, and by the time
I had taken three boxes I was cured of
all Irregularities."
Bold by all dealers; 60 cents a box.
Foiter-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
HOW AllD E. nUHTON. Asujrer and Chemist,
l.eaUrillc Colnrija. bpectmtn prlrs OolJ.
SIlYtr, UtA, ft i (fold, mivr, TJoi Uofd. 40c; Zlno or
Coppr,ll. OyanM tests. Milling uvt!ojw ud
rull prtc list scot ou applIcaUon. Control and Um
pire work solicited. lUttnocDi CattMoaia Xa-
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Signature of
Over 30 Years.
MURPWY aTRttT, NIW YOMH CITY,
Intestines with a costly waste of Digestive
Juice, as Salts, Castor Oil, Calomel,
Jalap, or Aperient Waters, always do.
No, Cascarets strengthen and ollmu
l.ite tho Bowel Muscles Instead.
These aro tho Muscles that line the
Food passages and that tighten up when
Food touches them, thus driving that
Food on to Its finish.
They are the Muscles that turn Food
Into Strength through Nutrition.
Well, a Cascaret nets on your Bowel
Muscles as If you had Just Sawed a cord
of wood, or walked ten miles.
That's why Cascarets are safo to take
continuously In health; nnd out of health.
Becauso they movo the Food Naturally,
digesting It without waste of tomorrow's
Castrlo Juice.
They thus work all the Nutrition out of
It before It decays.
The thin, flat, Ten Cent box Is made
to fit your Vest Pocket, or "My Lady's"
Purso.
Carry It constantly with you and take
a Cascaret whenever you suspect you
need one.
Thus you will ward off Appendicitis
Constipation, Indigestion, nnd other
things besides.
Druggists 10 Cents a Dor.
Bo very careful to get tho cenulna.
mado only by the Sterling Remedy Com
pany and never sold In bulk. Every tab
let stamped " CCC."
tr FREE TO OUR FRIENDS!
We want to send to oar friends a beaotlfa!
French-culcncd. GOLD-FLATED I1UNRUN UUX.
turd-enameled In colors. It Is a beauty for the
dretslnc table. Ten cents In stamps Is asked at a
measure of food faith and to cover cost of Cascartti,
with which th1saalnty trinket Is loaded. 713
Send to-day. mentioning this paper. Addrets
Sterling: Kemedy Company, Chicago or New York.
THERE IS WiSES
SLICKER LIKE'S
Forty years c.90 and after manyyearal
01 use on me eastern coast, lowers
Waterproof Oiled Coats were introduced
in the West and were called OlicKera by
the pioneers and cowboys. This graphic
name nas come mw sucn general use that
it Is frequently though wrongfully applied
to many substitutes. You want the cvmir.2
-, uoonTor ineignor mermana
toe Mine lower n uve buttons.
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flOlD tY BEPReSENTATIVE TRADE
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CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING
Portland Trade Directory
Namet antf Addresses In Portland ot Rtsro
tenUllvc DuslncM firms.
MAdlO IANTKllNS-Welster Co.. Portland.
LoHsst prtws on Lunterns and Slides.
lIOHSKa or all kinds for sal at Terr reasonable
prices. liKjulr 4 Iront r)u
C1U.AU 8KPAltATOlS-V guarantee ths U.a
bHrlor to be tlm beet. Write lor free catalog
Uuelwood Co., Jr'inh and Oak.
Mr.N'BCLOTIIINQ-nufTum ft Tendleton. sole
agent Alfred Uenjamln A Co.' correct clothes.
Everything In men's furnishings. Uorrlsoo and
two streets. Opposite posioltlce.
roULTKY OOD-!frou ant your hens to Uy
Sfrl?. MVIf!r.J1Vur.,re particulars auoui ru
ltl.NA I'OUtVTltY IKKUb-Acnie Mill Co,
more eggs write us for free
Portland, Oregon.
PlAhOa A ORO ANB -Oldest piano house on re
clue roast. Organs and Pianos on ter payments.
W rite ftr list. Let us quote you a price. Allen
UUbert-ltaoiaker Co., Pcrtland, Oregon.
WANThP-Men and Women to learn Berber trade
In eight weens i graduates earu Irnm lit to 11
weekly eipertlna rurtors; ratalogfr.ei Moler
bystem of College. M N. fourth St., Portland.
TKLKOIIAVHY TAUGHT KllKK. Com-
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Urand Theatre llulldlng. Portland, Oregon. Af
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