t?- -i "f"?? wpwi"1 uy' '"Rt THE NEW AGE, POKTLAND, OKEGOlf i i 1 A ar Z) ressmg Nearly every one likes a fine hair dressing. Something to make the hair more manage able; to keep It from being too rough, or from splitting at the ends. Something, too, I that will feed the hair at the g same time, a regular hair-food. Wcll-fcdhairwillbcstrong.and will remain where it belongs on the head, not on the comb! The boit hind of testimonial "Bold for ovor sixty yonrs." A Had br J, O.Ajr Co., Lowell, atase. Alio manuiQiurra or SABXAPABILLA. 1IPVQ. rlLLS- J&t O CIIEBSV PECTORAL Nntlilnir Imt tha Troth. Mr. Aftkltt WImt ago would you father havo lived In, MIhm Thlrtlodd? MIhh Thlrtlodd In tho blrthdaylcss go, I think. Ill.lnM Write to Iter. I.lttle Dorothy en me hurrying homo from Nchoot to tell In glowing terms about her new teacher, says tho New York World. "What's her name?" "I don't know," said Dorothy. "Why, then, how do you address her?" "Wliif." nnuivnmil TVirnHiv. "trn iln not wrlto to her." New Orleans Pica, yuno. Tim Practical VIct. "Wlint I want," sighed tho enthusl nstlc young star, "Is ouu of the delicate, dainty rules which tako the soul Into Arrady." "That's all very wel, traveling tho centlo path of dalliance to Arcady," tuilil tho heavy villain, "but let mo tell you It's lots more satisfactory In the long run to got the fat parts that lead to tin pork barrel." llaltlmoni Ameri can. Hint. Wo show tho duke about Now York. This," wo explain, "Is Wull street" Ills grace yawns. "Mr where Is llrad street, dontyo know?" ho asks. The ladles of tho party are much ag itated; It Is tho llrst hint our distin guished guest has let fall. l'uck. Had No Kick Com la. "I MipiHiKc," said the young widow, coyly, "that you haro beon uufortuunta In your love affairs." "On tho contrary," rejoined tho middle-aged bachelor, "I Imvo boon exceed ingly fortunate. I never foil In lore with a woman who would havo me." Nlmplei Life. Aunt Mary Tho Idea of you mnrry lug young Wiggins I Why, ho can't ralxo enough money to buy a squnro meal. Pretty Niece Oh, that doesn't mat ter; wo arc going to visit umoiig our relations. GASOLCNC ENGINES s to nor.- jmiwit fully warranted, IliA, All dies and it) Irs at lowest prices. Write for catalog, KCILRSON MACHINERY COMPANY Portland, Oregon. Around the World 'I have used your Fish tlrand Slickers lor years In the Hawaiian Islands and found thsm tha only article that suited. I ass now In this country (Attica) und think a great deal ol juur coats." (KAMI O APPUCATIOm HifliiKST www wmm fj.ir.iso4. The world-wMe repute, lion ol Tnncr'a Water- AfJIrD'a lrool oiled Clothing ''Wj"ir assures the hujcr ol ksBkafl the positive worth ot f irT""""" all garments hearing 7ra miBbV IhU Sign ol the I'lsh, 4JaPUsW A. J. TOWEK CO., BoMon, U. S. A. TOWUK CANADIAN CO., LIMITED, jjl Toronto, CanaJa, CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses In Portland ef Rears aentatlve lluslness firms. I'llOTO HUl'I'l.lKHi Kodak iWloiliiaiidirlu. Iu writs fur prices. Woudard, llarka t Co, MACHO I.AN1KHNH Welsler To., I'ortlaad. I)il prlnson l4tntf rn ami Hlldsa. KIAHl'IU IIONlKHYHuiporlsrs. llrao Knit to ll fr uieaaureuisul blanksi Woodard.Claraa, IIOH8KH or all kinds (or sals al vvty rsasouebls priors. I inquire trout ut. TltUHHKH ii on apororali ws luaranlM SI la most ilimoulti'M'si woodard, ui , t'lukt'o. AHTtriCIAl. KYKHi shad and Bbnaa sorliusut aul on approval) Woodard, Clarke Co CltKAM HKt'AHATDHH-W (UarantM lbs U.S. eeirator lob Hi beat. Writs lor free catalog. lUolvsood Co., inh and Oak. IKN'Hl'lJlYrillNII llufrum A I'tadtston, kole seuis Allied llsulamlB . Co,'a forrvel clolbt Kvrrllilns In invn's rurultlilnci. klurrlsoa aud hl.llt al.Mi.ta tlini.iatllM lMkalitIHia. blitli iliMls. Uppoalta postoiru'. fOULTUY OOI)-ir you want your bsns to lay more raiis writ us fur ftM particulars about f U ItlNA VoUl.lllY flbKUS-Acws MlliS Co, IMlllasit, Urreoo. t'lANOS A OUUANrt Oldet plana house on I'sy rino eiuuit. Dmaii and Itanos on easy tayusutsk Writs ar llsu Uti us uuos you a price. AUiaa (lUbsrt-ltamaktr Co., ruriland, Hreaoo. TKLKOHAlHY TAUOIIT VHKK. Com i4ft courss and osluon suourrd shin iradualed 1 tils or good only fur iliort lima. Writs rur ar Itiu'ara. PAOII-'IO TKL.KUHAl'11 1NHTITUTK tlraud Ihsatre Uulldlnf, Portland, l)rson. f. N.U, N. 33- w& wrtUav to adeerUaers yleskae uats isu ' I nia Awfnl Pate. Giles According to the coroner1" Tcrdlct, n mob composed entirely of ironicn was responsible for Green's demise. Miles How did It happen? Giles Ho accidentally got nenr n bargain counter where $1 shirt waists were being sold at 08 cents and was trampled underfoot Columbus Dispatch. Qneena Taller than Kin. There Is hardly a king In Christen dom to-day whoso wlfo does not over top him by a head. King Edward Is quite six Inches shorter than Queen Alexandra. The Czar Is overtopped a full head by tho Czarina. Kaiser Wllhclm Is of tho medium height but tho German Empress Is tall, and that Is why tho proud Kaiser will never consent to bo photographed besldo his wife, unless sho sits whllo he stands. Tho King of Italy, short and squat, hardly conies up to tho shoulders of tho tall, athletic Queen Helena. Tho King of Portugal, though fat ter, Is less tall than his Queen. Even tbo I'rlnco of Wales Is shorter a good four Inches than the Princess. The young King of Spain Is several Inches shorter than his new bride. Tho Queen of Dcnmurk towers above her royal spouse. Matter of Diet. He Boston girls seem to have an air of superior Intelligence. Bho Oh, that's n matter of diet rath er than real knowledge. It Isn't diffi cult for a Uouton girl to know beans. Indianapolis Banking Facilities. There are In Indianapolis, whero the National Editorial association convenes in June, seven national banks with a total capital of $5,000,000 and total do posits of $33,400,000. The total sur plus and undividod profits are $2,725, 000. In addition there are six trust companies with a total capital of $2, 476,000; the surplus and undividod profits, $1,210,000, and total deposits, $10,300,000. All tho bank! of Indian apolis aro in excellent condition, earn ing fair dividends and entlroly worthy of nil confidence Mothers will And Mm. Winston's Boot hint Hymn iiiu best romoa' ioiiio (or their children durluif the teething- rrloJ. Friendship's Tribute. "Didn't tho wedding go off nicely 1" ex claimed Mlis Swcetun, enthtiilnstlctlly. "Yes," said Mln Tartun, "except that poor, dear Fan needn't have been quite so prompt In making her response. She hadn't the slightest reason to fear that Jack would repent and back out when she had him actually at tha altar." A Farmor's Irrigation. Under above caption In a recent Is sue of Tho Furrow, the following arti cle appeared: "Therela at leaat one man in the rain belt region ot the United titates who has solved the drouth problem, and in overcoming his drouth night mare he baa somewhat unexpectedly discovered that every year brings a drouth, to a greater or less extont. 'I have pat in, as yon see,' lie said to me, 'a simple plan of irrigating some ot my land from a little stream running through the place which I thought would give me crop insurance during dry years; but it has taught me that never a year goes by that there Is not some period or periods of greater or less extent that a watering does not greatly Increase the crop. I can observe accu rately, because I havo my Irrigated crops growing practically alongside those which get only rainfall for their watering.' "This farmer's discovery ot the effi ciency and ease ol irrigating was in n measure accidental. A little stream which showed a capacity In July oi about six cubio feet per second, or tny, 2,600 gallons a minute, which Is a much smaller stream than tho figures would Indicate to the unwary, runs with a alight fall through a piece of rich bottom land and at one point near ita lower end had been dammed by the boys to form a bathing pool. Sovernl years ago, while in the midst of n de structive drouth which was burning up the crops even on this usually moist bottom land, the farmer raised this dam by throwing in earth with the help of a plow and scoops, and crudely flooded several acres of cabbages, mel ons and some recently planted lato corn. The result was so satisfactory and the idea of overcoming nature bo fascinating, that the next year, after the spring high water season, a more substantial data wai put in at the head ot the Held which enabled tho flooding of the entire bottom, with a little rough surveying to And the levels. Tho yield Is stated to have been enormous, and while the farmer's tendency has been to over-Irrigate, he Is learning more than he ever know before about the great productive capacity ol land which baa enough water at the right time, and also the great response which comes from heavily manured soil when well supplied with water. Ills dam is a cheap affair, built entirely by labor on the farm, and largely reconstructed each year. It has no storage capacity, the irrigation depending entirely upon the regular flow," With the loss ot no time or labor and at considerably less expense could this farmer have secured the same, and even better, results bv the hydraulic ram. It worka automatically alter once being started, both nights and Sundays, too, just the same as interest and Just as eately. It requires no attention what ever, mm. need not be rebuilt every year aa doea the dam. It doea more than merely to furnish water for Irri gating purposes. Pat water lor the house tad barn la also sapplled Kvery enterprising farmer should In vestigate this ram subject It a only with the view of supplying water to the hetue W auk it eaalei lor alt wit. M'Sr j-'V fiS5i!r -- Church Aro you acquainted with Flapbush? Gotham Oh, yes; why, we sleep In adjoining pewa 1 Yonkers Statesman. "Do you think tho widow will break his will?" "Won't bo necessary. She did that long before she becamo a wid ow." Philadelphia Ledger, Maid Are you at homo to Mrs. Touey, mum? She's at tho door. Mis tress I am If sho has a now hat on not otherwise. Cleveland Leader. Inert Ike Wot does "procrastinate" mean? ..omelcss Homer To put off. Inert Ike Gee, but wuzn't wo procras tinated from dat fast freight I Clove-. land Leader. Jones What do you think of the Louvro gallery? Smith (Just back) Oh, tbo pictures aro pretty good, but there aro no Jokes underneath thenv New York Sun. Christian Sclenco Mother Eleanor, what Is tho matter? Christian Science Child Oh, mamma, I got a terrible error of tho mind In my stomach. Medical Journal. Strawlcr I'vo seen Snlppcm, tho tailor, going up to your studio every day for a week. Is ho sitting for you? Dauber No, Iio'b laying for me. Clovcland Loader. Madgo They say sho Is very clover, but I have never noticed It MarJorlo Of course not Sho says all tho clov er tilings about you after you have gone Harper's Ilazar. New York Man Why do they call Hoston "tho Hub?" San Francisco Mnn Dccauso tbo swiftest part of tho country Is tho furthent from It, I guess. Cloveland Leader. "Do you Joko writers over umko Jokes nt your own oxponso?" "For tho first taw years nil our Jokes aro mado that way. After that, If wo'ro lucky, wo get paid for 'em." I3x. Mother Has Chariot proven himself to be a thoroughly nlmtemlouH man? Juno Hrldo Yen, Indeed 1 Ho partic ularly nlmtnlns from giving mo any money Detroit Freo I'rcsa. "There nro too nitiiiy grafters In the world," said tho patriotic cltltcn. "Un questionably," answered Senator Sor ghum; "pretty soon thoro won't be enough graft to go 'round." Washing ton Star. Miss Passey A fortuno toiler has told me whero I should find my future husband. Mrs. Sltuplnlo Oooduesel glvo mo her address at once. Perhaps she could tell mo where my present one Is. Judge. Hlx I don't bellovo half our rich men know when they nro well off. Dlx Whero did you got thut Idea? Hlx At the court house. I was down there this morning looking over the tax list Chicago Dally Nqwa. "Dear John," wrote Mm Nowlywed from tho shore, "I lucloso tho hotel bill." "Dear Jane, I Inclose check," wroto John, "but please don't buy any more hotels nt this price they are rob bing you." Smart Set SiKirtlug Customer A pouud of cheese, pleuso. Grocer Gorgouzola or Cheddar? Sporting Customer Oh, I don't care. Start 'cm both across tho counter and I'll tnku the winner. l'lilhitlelphlit Telegram. Cabby I 'nd n beard II,ko yours once, but when I foil ml what It mado mo look like I got It cut off. Hussy ii' I had u face llko youra once, an' when I found I couldn't get It cut oft I grow a beard, Punch. "Do you know anything about this note?" nuked tho mnu from tliu col lection agency, sternly. Tho Impecu nious one looked nt tho paper careful ly. "No," hu decided, "I can't nay that I ever met It" Cleveland Louder, Mrs. Goodo (a clorgyman'u wlfo) My husband always says a short pray er before each ir.oal. The Now Cook (Indignantly) Well, ho needn't tako slch precautious phwllo I'm nt tli' mugo; I'm no cooklu' school grad- ooato ! Puck, Friend What's that big box on tho front of your machine? AutoniobllUt Thnt'a a camera for taking moving pictures. You seo, I go so fast I don't havo time to look at tho scenery, and so i puotogrttpu it aa I go along. L'luustratlon. Daughter No, mamma, Harold has not proposed yet that In no In bo many words. Mother Mercy on uie, Jane I You must not wait for wordut Proposals are mostly mado up of sighs, gurgles, stummers, coughs, hems, haws, and looks, you know. Kx. "What are you studying now?" asked Mrs. Cumrox. "Wo havo taken up tho subject of molecules," answered hor son. "I hope you will bo very atten tive and practice constantly," nulil tho mother; "I tried to get your father to wear one, but he couldn't make It stay In his eye," Medical Standard. girl," said Mlsa prim, "should always teach n man his distance," "Yen," replied Miss Koy, "but the right sort of u man would know his dis tance. I havo no patience with the fellow who stands off about three feet and then leans 'way over to kiss you, as If you were n hot potato," Ex. "Sody crackers? Yea'ui," said the couutry store keeper; "I got 'em. I'll er send Vjm up to you I" "Well," re plied Mrs. Medders, "I did Mow to tako 'em with iuo." "Yca'm, but, ye see, Hill Hruser he's a-doxlu' on top o' tho bur'l Jeat now au' ho alu't lu tho best e' humor today," Philadelphia Pra. THE KING OF BLOOD PURIFIERS No other remedy has given such perfect satisfaction as a blood purifier and tonic or is so reliable in the cure of blood dis eases of every character as S. S. S. It is known as "The King of Blood Purifiers," and the secret of its success and its right to this title is because ''IT OURES DISEASE." It is au honest medicine, made entirely of purifying, healing roots, herbs and barks, which are acknowledged to be specifics for J j . u M a Aa ua m.. aa a. M &a Kk a mr. r. m Wk a M S 4 ! ri av aC &.!.. 1 Inn .J diseases urisiug iruiu uu nupuicui puiauucu tuimiiiuu ui liic uiuuu nd possessing tonic properties that act gently aud admirably in the up-building of a run down, weakened or disordered coudition of the system. One of the greatest points in favor of S. S. S. is that it is the only blood remedy on the market which does not contain a mineral ingredient of some kind to derange or damage the a il 1 , . . e o. (atl1 a. 1i1J system, it is rue one memcine tuar. cau oe taKcu witn aosoiute saiccy oy uie youngest cnua or the oldest member of the family, and persons who have allowed their systems to get in such condition that most medicines arc repulsive to the stomach will find that S. S. S., while thorough, is gentle and pleasant in its action, and has none of the nauseating effects of the different mineral mixtures and concoctions offered as blood purifiers. As every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment and strength, it is necessary that this vital fluid be kept free from germs and poisons. So long as it remains uucon taminated we are fortified against dis ease, and health is assured ; but any impurity, rf humor or poison acts injuriously on the Sys- claimed to be. It thoroughly cleanses the system of im- tern and affects the general health. Pus- fS tt$Si 'TltnKy tUlar eruptions, pimples, rasllCS and tile ohlktren with nno results. It promptly rentores the appe- diffcreilt Skin affections show that the blood B.n,d -tho in of all eruptions. It U a vory fine . . . . . . .. . .... Dlood tonlo and naB my hoarty ondorsomont. is m a feverish and diseased condition as a 124 s. oth Bt Lebanon, Pa, P. 11. Thompson. result of too much acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores aud Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison etc., are all deep-seated blood disorders that continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains. But all blood diseases are not acquired; some persons are born with an hereditary taint in the blood and we sec this great affliction manifested in many ways. The skin has a waxy, pallid appearance, the eyes are often weak, glands of the neck enlarged, and as tho taint lias been in the blood since birth the entire health is usually affected. In all blood troubles S. S. S. has proved itself a perfect remedy aud has well earned the title of "KING OF BLOOD PURIFIERS." It goes down into the circulation and removes all poisons, humors, waste or foreign matter, and makes this stream of life pure and health- S PURE Y VEGETABLE Pfally, bracing Kucumatism, aiarrn, cores ana uicers, qkih Diseases, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison and all other blood troubles are cured perma nently by S. S. S., and so thorough is the cleansing of the blood that no trace of the dis ease is left to break out in future years or to be transmitted toN offspring. If you are iii need of a blood purifier get "THE KING" of them all, S. S. S. and good results are Assured. Book on the blood and any medical advice desired furnished without charge to &11 who write wiiu wine. TH SWJFT specific COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA. PUTNAM Coler mora leasto brifMcr and f attar colore than any other sly. On 10c packago colors silk, wool and cotton equally well and la (uaraexsed lo give perfect results. Ask dealer, orwa will send post paid at 10c package. Write for free booklet how to dye, leech and snU colore. MONROE DRUG CO.. Unlonvlllc. Missouri. Nnthlnar Conaias for Her. "I understand that Mra. Do Stylo Ih a great stlcklor for having everything ot the most exclusive kind." "Yea l alio discharged hor doctor be cause ho told hor that her tetupernture was too low." Unltlmore American. CASTOR I A for Infanta and Children. Tin Kind You Havi Always Bought Bear the Signature of &&v. In Bnslneaa Circles. nigge Anything doing In your lino of business? Dlggs Yes. Ono of our bill collec tora who had beon working on commla Blou aturved to death list week. Deafness Cannot De Cured br local applications aa they cannot reach the aiseaseu puruuu 01 mo uur Itieie Is only 0110 way 10 cure deafness, and that Is tr constltu. tloual remedies, ittaliu'ss is caused by an in. llajnrd condition ol the mucous lining ol the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is fnttaraed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hear. In a. and when It Is entirely closed, Deafness U the result, aud unless the Inilammation can bo taken out and this tube ro. toted to Its normal condition, hearing will ba destroyed forever; nine cases out ol ten aro caused by Catarrh. nien isnoimng nui au innameu coauiuou ui tt..nti,viiia aurfAfea. We will give una uunareu uouara lor any ease of Deaf nrss (caused by catarrh) that can. not be cured by 11 all's Catarrh Cure. Uend for circulars, free, t. J. CIIINKY A CO.. Toledo. O. BoldbyPruglsls.1c. Hall's family l'Uls are the best. Did tka Beat It Could. Use photographer was preparing to take a negative o( the prlie buMdog, "Look pleasant," be said, mechanically. Tha Intelligent animal showed Its fangs still mora, but the effort could scarcely be callsd a aucceaa. AILING WOMEN. Keep tha Kidneys Well and tha Kidneys Will Keep You Well. Blck, suffering, languid women are learning the true cause ol bad baeka ana now to cure them. Mra. W. O. Davie, of Groeebeck, Tezai, says: "Back aches hurt me so I could hardly stand. Bpella of diulneta and aick headache were freqaent and the action of the kid s neve was irregular. Boon after I began taking Doan'i Kid ney Fills) I paaeed aeveial gravel ttonee. I get well and the trouble baa not re turned. My back ia good and strong and nay general health better." Bold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foejtar-Milbtua Co., atalalo, M. Y. bbH tHsbt"V sustaining. Nothing reaches inherited blood troubles like S. S. S.; it removes every particle of the taint, purifies and strengthens the weak, deteriorated blood, and supplies it with the healthful properties it needs and establishes the I foundation for good health. As a tonic this creat medicine has no enual. and it will be found FADELESS DYES Of C'onraa. "Poodelle, you mustn't forget to attend the official meeting this afternoon." "What's It for?" "We are going to double the capital stock of the company." "Tc double It? Oreat Scott I Where Is the money to come from?" "From tho public, of course. Where did you suppose?" CITO "' Vitus' Dance and nil Nirvnu I)Is'm ill u jx-rnjanently curod tr Dr. Kllns'a (trial Nrrva Ilraiorsr. Hand fur KHKK I trial buttUanil treatise. Dr. 11. It.Kllu. , It,y Arch ttt., I'sUs,,!'. Parental Solicitude. "Mnrln, who Is that young chap that's coming to see llessle?" "His name I JJauklnson. Us seems to be nil right." "Do you consider him a safe young roan?" "Hassle does. She says he's In good cir cumstances and has been operated ou for appendicitis." Prove It By the Oven Fire Put the 'tOUNCESi UtttsUnrV wi: Jl 25 cents, JAQUES MFG. CO. Chicago Ro4 a -Book ot Pulling Teeth &-,-! noihtnc that modern dentistry has accom plished Is (Tsater than extracting teeth wttfcojl pain. Ws have IS years' experi ence In dolus; th'a. We can honsstl extract a sore tooth without uurtlDf jrou. Dr. Binrdevant, sptcUllat ou children's teeth sad regulating. WISE BROTHERS ...DENTISTS... Tallin. Building-. Third and Washtagtoo li.Uull'.lL Sundays I to IX aialaMS. D4I.W.A.W1SC I I SPECIFIC, Wk THE ORKAT m IL00B MrUnCR J to weak, anaemic persons. Dr. G. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT This wonderful Chi nese Doctor Is Cftlltd f rrat breams lis euros itfOol wliliout opera tion llmi arc uUs i up to tlli, II currs Willi llioa wonderful fill its lirrm. roots, IhuIh, harks atul vctalahlra lliat ara entirely uii known lo medical tel- iice In thlsconutry. Tlirouuli in u. of tliost hrmls rrmtdlva tM. fmoU1 ,o:iof knows the actum ofpvrSiM diriment remr.lli which ha successfully uir In illnVreq; tllirasM. II surnlftlociircitarrli.mUima,luiiir.lhrat, riuuiuailiiii, !irrvount-, atumacli, Itwrt kid neys, ric.i lint liumtrrdt ot testimonials. -h-rti?-"rt. Call and tea lilm. I'atlenu ure THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO 162,' rirst St.. S. C. Cor. Morrison Mention raper. PORTLAND, OREGON. wonderful KC Bak ssassBKLloJKo3 ing Powder to the test. Get a can on approval. Your money will be returned if you don't agree that all we claim is true. You'll be delighted with the de licious, wholesome things that Kf BAKING w POWDER will bring to life in your oven. K C Baking Powder is two thirds cheaper and makes purer, better, more healthful food than ' other powders anywhere near v r n,i3istv oc ....,... t- t . UUIII.VS SUA get it to-day I postal for rroasoia." .SBBBBBB aWlt-taBk iaBBBBBBW OUT. P. WISC. 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